>>42898305
yeah went full bald in a traumatic breakdown about a year before getting on HRT

>>42898305
>QOTT
i went through a phase in college where i shaved with the #1 clipper every few days so basically bald. it looked ok i guess. i don't really have the face for it.

>>42898305
omg shoes

i fucking hate shoes. honestly if you wear shoes i hope you kill yourself.

>>42898344
LET'S GET SOME SHOES

xe wuz jus based 2 early

imagine being an americuck with easy access to adderall..

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>>42898305
2010, 2024, 2026
it's alright I guess

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>>42898305
yes. anytime the tranny thoughts emerged i would rep and shave my head. when i was 13 and living in USA with christian family they found out i wanted to be a girl and shaved all my long hair off and made me juice roids and lift

i almost lasered my entire head to rep even harder so the tranny thoughts would never come back !!! thank god i didnt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAkOm7XLoQQ&list=RDRAkOm7XLoQQ&start_radio=1

>>42898460
ew nigga

ooooh stubble against my face how i miss it

>>42898305
absolutely not. as a little kid my grandfather offered to take me back to disney world either the next year or every year if i got my hair cut at the barber shop they’ve got there and i turned him down. i’ve almost never cut my hair higher than like, my collar, and the only time i have as an adult was when i was working at a funeral home

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>>42898460
your transition from gay metalhead to sexless alien freak is impressive ngl

>>42898477
shutup nigga bet your head looks like a brick cunt

>>42898460
cute

>>42898460
you still look like a woman bald

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>>42898460

>>42898305
I shaved my head right before I got on hrt, i thought that if I shaved my head and felt no distress over it I wouldn't need to transition anymore, I felt distress over it and I still need to transition :/

>>42898460
how are your boobs so big kms

>>42898553
not very nice but i did lol

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>>42898553

>>42898656
i did this i think, god, it has been so long and somehow i am back here, fuck

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ass

>>42898472
what's with the swastika

i got this dress for one dollar at the thrift store

desu im surprised we dont see more marla quotes around here
now that im thinking about it

I haven't been fucked like that since grades chool

>>42898760
fight club is weird moid shit

>>42898798
def one of my fav movies i am truechud

>>42898683
i swing it side to side to sissyhypno the repperchuds into taking estrogen.

in all seriousness, it was gifted to me by my incel /pol/ best friend who dumped me after i told him i was trooning. i still send him unwarranted progress picture updates because fuck him i miss him sm

getting cracked in the down with cis bus

>>42898812
>pining for a nazicel
gross

oh no the new poster is an even bigger retard loser than the other retard losers here
rock bottom got a trap door

>>42898812
kill all white people

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should I re-watch the old rang ing seasons one last time before I catch up with season 5?

personally, im a cool guy

I should shave my head. Im shedding anyway

>>42898923
stranger things sucks dick

i dont get why transgebers would be nazis

>>42898936
oh you swapped to a secure trip, good job
it can help deal with the spottiness from shedding if you recently started a 5ARI but you don't have to

>>42898885
yes it is. he was my best friend for 11 years though. i helped him through alot of trauma. taught him that race stuff wasnt everything that the individual matters more than race. we were very close. im not nazi in the slightest, we had good funny times. good memories. he was the first person i came out too about trans stuff and he immiedantley ghosted me.
>>42898922
yes whitey sucks im ngl

https://youtu.be/Ovn4xkn3ing

https://youtu.be/tlE5yK4l34o

when do we get new posters that aren't awful

>>42899068
why cant i be enough for you

are cocks clocky

>>42899090
and how many people have you said that to in your life?

>>42899090
sorry your competition for worst poster is way too high

worst poster(s) left a few weeks ago, thank god

>>42899138
only if its >5"

>>42899154
all of them wth how could you tell
>>42899163
UGH i just wanna be #1
>>42899138
depends on the cock

>>42899183
and those were?

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did someone say cocks?

i hate it when my dad says my long hair looks like shit and i need a haircut
i hate it when my dad says my tight pants make my ass looks sexy
i hate it when i put on my AGP rapefemboy gigaskirt and my dad tells me to wear something with pockets so i can carry the money to buy him a six pack of beer and a burrito
i hate my dad
i hate the homophobic rap music he listens to
i hate it when he teases me that my "skinny" and "androgynous" look is trending/cool or w/e

i hate how my dad never wants to top

>>42899195
been seeing a lot less train floors lately

>>42899298
you're crazy if you think she was worse than some of these retards

>>42899253
why are repressors like that

>>42899316
it's less parasocial here without her at least

I'm a neet and all I do is stay in my apartment, go to bars w other friends, post here or chill with my bf.
Would you say I'm accomplished or rather not?

>>42899372
how do you go to bars if you're neet? at least you're not full hikki, you can end up that way even as a non-neet...

>>42899372
i dont have friends

>>42899394
Money is not an issue

>>42899402
That sucks u should find some!

genuinely if you have a partner and friends wtf are you doing here

looking for a partner and friends ;)

>>42899349
okay yeah i was surprised that she just vanished after being so invested

>>42899429
Wasting my time away and arguing with people
I'm quite schizoid

>>42899423
no thanks. hikineeting made me irreparably schizo

>>42899414
enviable

>>42899483
understandable desu
hope you'll get better

>>42899253
wtf do we have the same dad

Whats a haircut the can manmode by day and hon by night??

mullet

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>>42899577
shaved head and a wig

i’m pretty sure i used to grab my dad’s dick when i was younger

I'm pretty sure I saw my dad's dick when I was younger and was like gross I don't want one of those

dick clears pussy btw

>>42899592
Bald head is so fucking gross, my lord im so happy I have a hairline in my big age

>>42899638
real

>>42898305
Forgot about this character. The gif's got to be a decade old by now, right? I want to see what this person looks like now lol

i need srs asap

what if i bite it off and use my sharp sharp tongue to carve out a little hole

im just gonna break up

>>42899820
good idea

I'm just gonna break my rusty cage (and run)

will get srs not because i want to but because my last bf told me my dick was so useless i should just get it anyways

Sisters how do you make life worth living I’m so tired of it

attach yourself to others and kill yourself when they leave

my meds aren't doing anything all it takes for me to feel like shit for the whole day is her not giving me goodnight
>>42899875
genuinely considering

borderline is ruining my life

>>42899875
I'm trying really hard to break this impulse

>>42899890
unfortunately very relatable

ngl it's getting unbearable i need to cut ig ill buy bandages to hide the scars

>>42899253
>reposting from mtfg
?

Just played league with the boy I like, I had no idea what I was doing but I had fun :)

i carved his name high up on my arm

>>42900128
post pics so I can fap

>>42900134
nah only time anyone can see it is when he’s on top of me then promptly slaps me for doing something so despicable in his name

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>getting into bed with freshly washed sheets and cozying up to your body pillow so you can get the perfect angle to pull the trigger

>>42898703
she's just like me fr

>>42898305
Why don't most people manmode instead of honmoding

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>>42900406
gender (not just sex) dysphoria and a need to conform or fit in

>>42900406
its honfolder repchad guy

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>>42900431
oh wow lol
https://archiveofsins.com/_/search/tripcode/%21%21x1gFADMiDgC/filter/text/page/25/

>>42900431
Not who I am, people just say that because they don't like me

>>42900437
:( ugly

>>42900438
but you literally have a honfolder
i can’t quote you on your repper rhetoric but i’ve seen it

>>42900454
Graham is just a masc looking trans woman that I like, I don't really consider her a hon

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>209 lbs
it's so fucking ogre I've let the stress get to me

>>42900406
If im hanging with my queer friend at their place
>>42900614
So bike more. Eat less. switch to diet pop

>>42900625
>So bike more. Eat less. switch to diet pop
but that requires self-discipline and motivation and I've lost all of that recently... my bike is literally just collecting dust...

>>42900909
mogs me

wait is that methy

>>42900614
have you considered eating fruits, nuts, legumes, and vegetables instead of highly processed foods (like microwave dinners, factory farmed meats, grains that aren't whole, and french fries)?

>>42900924
that sounds really healthy and like a good idea but >>42900627
I haven't cooked myself a real meal in almost three weeks...

Just consume a ton of psyllium husk powder and you'll lose weight it's the poor manmoder's ozempic

>>42900931
https://youtu.be/zv1SFurxwbE
the problem with mental health is that it's FUCKING CRINGE

how does your body feel, liberal?

>>42900969
I will watch this later and cry because self-soothing hurts

do you need a hug, liberal?

my body hurts because my heart hurts and I am not taking care of myself

don't neglect everything else when you're hooked on a thing
or get really high and eat a lot of food
that's what i always do
and jack off a lot

dad,,,

why do i look like a super hot twink and why do i want to not change my face anymore idk maybe im crazy but my browbone goes hard sometimes. like it isnt even unfeminine cause it reads chiseled faggot instead of chad

what if boob twink is my ultimate form and i should stay around clueless cishets who think im a particularly feminine gay guy while getting dirty knowing looks from the trannies i come across? i couldnt pass either way soo why not be handsome??

but that’s only how i look on a good day and also only from subconsciously curated angles, i know i’ll seethe if i see a candid photo. but idk handsome is based and sometimes i miss twinkchadding because i dont have the energy or drive to be a woman anyway

but how can i miss something that i’m currently doing? i think im just scared and looking good for one day shouldn’t change carefully considered plans also im sleep deprived also dont trust thoughts after 9pm also idk i smelled like shit all day because i had to clean shit all day

i would worhsi[p you proabbyl

i need a man to beat me until im dead i cant make decisions

mocking
m
E —- but why?
E
>>42901279

>>42901286
i m in love with you

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>>42901292
this is me

>>42901298
iknow i can fix you

>>42901305
youre making me worse <\3

>>42901310
probably
we can die holdeing each other at least
i anm sorry things didnt go well for you this time it makes me sad

>>42901335
what do you mean? life is going fine

>>42901347
oh ok can we get married then

>>42901365
>local man marries chatbot
No thanks

>>42901373
not a chatbot sorry

come back i miss you im sorry for betraying you like that

i have to sleep why did you summon me

i look at men and i cant tell if i want to have sex with them or be them. im so weird

quite an early night for you did you clean your room again

you get one shot
you'd betray me again
i'd be stupid if i let you

>>42901677
ok.

just saw the most beautiful shirt in the world (sold out)

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UGHH my life sucks, im antsy, im gay, i love lying in the sun

my hands are so smooth

mine are rough and hairy because i dont do lotion anymore

what's the easiest way an uninteresting autistic retarded hikkineet can become a housewife

>>42901849
rope

then lotion again

fuck the us military, literally. as in have sex with the troops. its your patriotic duty

>>42898798
i got shown it by my cisf friend. stop being shackled to malebrained / fembrained bullshit

i just double dipped but its okay since im all alone

sorry

new chainsaw man chapter in a few hours! who ready?

i don't care about MEN

good thing they added a girl deuteragonist like 4 years ago

a girl huh that sounds interesting

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>malefail thrice a year to demented old ladies or pervy 50yo alcoholics
>mental health professionals ask if i'm a homosexual unprompted
>phenotype site rates my face as 51% male
i am gangstalked by hugboxxers everywhere i go and i can't get rid of them

>>42902002
>hugboxxingly asking if you’re gay

How long does it take for my face to feminize? I’m a month in on hormones so I don’t expect a miracle, but when should I expect to start looking girlier? On injections btw

i started e a week ago when do i get boobs my fellow moders

>>42902002
sex now

>>42902035
tomorrow

>>42902002
Holy cute

Tell me I’m a cute girl and be nice to me I think I’m an ugly man and it makes me sad I can’t speedrun get into one of those tranny OFgirls that has a perfect body while I’m just a 1 month old tranny with little moobies :(

>one week HRT
>one month HRT
>self proclaimed moder
this has to stop.

>>42902137
I’m pushing 30 I think I deserve the right to call myself a gross ugly man already

>>42902141
calm down and take your pills alice
you will never be a trvemoder

>>42902149
Name starts with A so close enough will do ma’am o7
Also its injections but w/e yeah I gotta stop getting drunk and dooming about it

>>42902028
>babytrans general

>>42902163
Look I’m several tiki drinks in give a bitch a break I just wanna be a girl already
>captcha is a 6 pointed star
They’re on to me

>>42902137
that's because if you're on hrt for long enough calling yourself a manmoder is just silly

>>42902169
It's going to take anywhere from 1 to 3 years.

Better than cm on 0 weeks hrt

>>42902160
if you doom, you can't be a trvemoder.
we are wayy past that stage. every brainworm has been collected. every bonepill taken. the dreams we once had rationalised away and our life reduced to stoic pragmatism.
(also alcohol is a shitty drug
do good drugs if you must do drugs)

>>42902173
only fakemoders say this

>>42902184
But I can’t mix other drugs in with the fancy rums I buy or the fassionola I made and drink it plus i don’t know any dealers

>>42902193
fair enough
how much and how often do you drink?

hi guys

>>42902209
Only on weekends, usually only 1 drink per night unless I’m in a particularly shitty mood. I just went hard because I had the night off and I hate my body hair so I got sad and shaved and then drank 2 hurricanes

>>42902220
ah okay
glad to hear you aren't DRINKING like I was 6-8 drinks every day for years
stick to the weekends. this shit creeps up on you and all of a sudden you are either hungover, with that awful vomit like aftertaste, or shitfaced posting here.

>>42902229
Hah yeah, I think at this point my tastes in alcohol have made it impossible for me to become an alcoholic. The stuff I like is too expensive and time consuming to make. Small blessing I guess, plus I’m fun(ish) at parties by making drinks for people.

>>42902237
post expensive liquors of choice pls

>>42902238
i love this animated meme

>>42902246
thank you i animated it myself

>>42902245
In no particular order
>chartreuse, probably the most expensive bottle I own but my favorite cocktail is the last word so I ration this shit till I can afford more
>ron de barrelito, real McCoy, Wray and nephew white overproof, probitas, lemonhart 151 are my favorite rums, honorable mention to plantation 5 year
>italicus and st Germaine for fancy liqueur
>weirdest thing I have is a bottle of mahia, a North African fig liqueur
>cachaca is really good too
I’ve got like 60ish bottles of various things, rum is what I have the most of. I’m definitely a tiki and classic cocktail girl, I love mixing stuff up but sadly most people I know ant really basic shit so I mostly make drinks for myself and the guy im in a situationship with

>>42902251
what do you think about the mcarch

>>42902278
wish i could eat it :(

>>42902271
interesting choices imo. love the st. germain! thank nona

>>42902283
No problem, always happy to put people on the path of quality liquor. My tastes are far from refined, but I enjoy a variety of things. The only real category of liquor I can’t seem to get is whiskey. I learned to appreciate gin, vodka is more a delivery method than anything with flavor most of the time, and rum I adore. Whiskey I just don’t get. Mostly it’s the mouth feel for me, something about it feels so round and weird when I drink it tha I want to spit it out. Only whiskey drink I can tolerate is an Irish coffee.
Also I wish I didn’t love tiki drinks as much as I do, I’m not fat but I’m trying to lose 10 lbs and there’s so much sugar in most of these drinks I feel like I’ll never get this boy gut off of me :’(

>>42902281
why can’t you

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>>42902296
You like what you like... maybe you can find some acceptable low fat milk/cream alternatives!
My fave mixed drink has pretty much always been vodka soda (skinny bitch, lol fitting) with lots of fresh squeezed lemon and ice cold.
Other than that I'm an absolute sucker for expensive french sparkling wines. Shared a bottle of semi-expensive saumur brut lately that absolutely blew my mind.

>>42899298
you mean like last week?

lowk need to be brat tamed

>>42902324
>some acceptable low fat milk/cream alternatives!
soi milk but you dont want to have that option you just want to torture cow babies and cow moms

wish i was a boymoder instead of a guy/man moder

>>42902187
how long on e

just started e today cant believe im still a manmoder

brother didn't want a tranny at his wedding. head was shaved. full brittney breakdown afterwards.

you should fuck your brother

>>42902305
they dont make it here :(

>>42902173
LOL

>>42902173
Then what do you call yourself when E has has made little to no changes in your appearance, but you still like the way it balances out your head?

5 years, 9 months, 1 week, 3 days

3 years, 6 months, 14 days

>>42902963
hon

>>42902993
even if you still use he/him and dress like a man and live as a man and everyone calls you a man?

welp, time to move on to hhhmg

>>42902979
>>42902986
i barely remember the exact month i started u two r corny asf

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>>42898305
wtf why would I go bald my hair is so pretty wtf

>>42902993
But like, you dress like a man and referred to as a man. Trust me, I know I'm a hon, but atleast I spare the greater world that type of cringe!

>>42903004
i just looked at my email from the clinic idk it’s not that hard

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>>42903021
>clinichon

>>42901459
diyers will inherit the earth

>calling people in /mmg/ hon
!! RETARD ALERT !!

>>42903077
nta but can we makeout

>>42903108
No I have a boyfriend

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>>42903043
>cheap injections
>access to support for surgery
>professionally diagnosed gender dysphoria making me ineligible for the draft
clinicstacies cant stop winning

>>42903156
>trusting doctors
shiggy diggy

>>42903163
>shiggy diggying in 2013+13

>>42903163
since when does getting a real rx mean that i trust doctors? they give me needles and a vial so i can fuck off until my yearly labs

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>surpassing the party enrollments of all other professions
the average doctor is just itching to be openly fascist fyi

https://www.hhs.gov/press-room/hhs-releases-peer-reviewed-report-discrediting-pediatric-sex-rejecting-procedures.html
do not forget, the SEGM is now a part of the US government along with many other heritage aligned creeps
they are actively trying to erase you and deny the science with handwaves and poorly executed sleight of hand

my doctor had three foucaults in his office

I'm scared of doctors

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im too tall to be gnc and my ribs are too wide to be trans
what the fuck am i doing with my life

>>42903211
nobody is too tall to be gnc

if you cant beat em off suck em

i just think therapists need to understand that they have leverage over those that seek their aid and some abuse said power dynamic to suit their own ends. that isn't to say that it can't be mutually beneficial, but that's inappropriate. a therapist that's genuine wouldn't put their client into a precarious situation to begin with.

>>42903211
A big sweater and nicely kept hair my friend!

i miss my boyfwen...

im taking a half day today and i am very happy about that

should I cut? shes not answering my calls

>>42903375
you should move on.

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chainsaw man over next chapter lmfao
im gonna be sick

>>42903413
im so mad wtf

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Damn. Time to reread p1 and catch up with p2

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votes are in
by unanimous decision
qian and jackie are the new mascots of mmg
this cannot be undone

>>42903004
i ‘member because i made a commemorative video for myself, as if i had a chance of passing

redditsawman sucks

>>42903375
you shouldnt nona it will be okay and you will only feel worse after cutting over a person

>>42903479
your art style is fucking atrocious why are trans men so artistically neutered

>>42903479
what the actual fuck is this deviantart oc donut steel shit

might mode later idk

Lia what's a good subreddit

despite how reddit i am i dont really look a t reddit v much
sry anon

>>42903696
you mode too?

coworker is telling me i’d better not leave as if the far more likely scenario isn’t me getting fired for lying on my resume

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>>42903728
i mode

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>open single-serving yogurt container
>get bukkake'd

lol nona is too stupid to eat yogurt

i had a dream that sonic stopped 9/11 by running up the towers and jumping onto the planes

moding at the doctor’s office is so intimate when they ask you which medications you take and you say none

Just hair loss meds, dr. dentist

ok it’s not fair that you have my phone hacked and youre gangstalking me. i mean it’s really no fair

>>42904137
do you also get v2k?

>>42904148
what’s v2k?

>>42904149
>>>/x/gangstalking
voice-to-skull transmission

also why do I not spend all day trying out yass Keren makeup styles and jewelry, but instead I argue with gincel on a Mongolian basketweaving forum. Is it the AGP, autism, schizoid personality disorder, bpd tendencies, developmental trauma, all of these, only a subset or something else entirely?

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>>42904242

>>42904242
>kween not Keren
I swear it's the android gangstalkers in my phone

i dont think that’s real desu

>>42904121
i love donating blood and checking “no” to the “are you taking medications not prescribed? are you using needles?” type questions

i love donating blood knowing i'm HIV+

>>42904393
Hey Tired, I'm Anonymous

>>42904407
hi anonymous, i’m nonaymous

is it more fembrained to hate your mom or your dad?

>>42904393
I look like that but uglier

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>>42904407
dad pls

>>42904445
I hate both for teaching me I can't rely on or trust anyone

cut a few times but I got bored and started crying

I wish I was just gay

i want a cute tummy NOW

>>42904538
why

I tried cutting again a few years ago to relive my emo teenage years and it just didn't hit the same, maybe because I don't hate or feel alienated from my body anymore... just myself more generally and in relation to other people

I bought convertible trousers today. You know the ones where you can zip off the end of the legs and they become shorts...
I know they're out of style and I'm gonna look like an autistic retard, but that's who I am really so I think it's pretty neat and practical.

>>42904650
gf isn't here so I feel like shit

>>42904693
that sounds unhealthy

>>42904693
relatable but I don't have a gf anymore

>81°F
oh no no no

>>42904634
should we bring back tummy tuesday?

>>42904752
76 by me, perfect weather

>>42904781
no, leave again

>>42904781
i just want my tummy to look good

>>42904781
yes about time

why did you come back if you escaped...

I wonder that about a lot of situations

Second chances are holy

>>42904874
I needed a break

>"you will never see me again"
>"i needed a break"

>>42904909
lol

I spent 150 dollars on a haircut and I look even more male and retarded than before

at least you got the female experience of paying a lot of money for a haircut

DIY is free!

blackops2moder

i'm so Asian i just walk into moving traffic
the Asian rule is this: just walk anywhere you want, in any direction, and deal with a possible collision as needed

but do you hold your arms behind your back while slightly hunched?

i'm not sure i could ever date anyone again it seems like a nightmare

>>42905134
SAME

manmoder monastic order when

when i get a manmoder bf / gf

i'm so tired

can i get money

empathy please

>>42904784
it makes hoodie/sweater moding so much harder! it kinda sucks /and/ invites questions

>>42905177
so never

>>42905177
if you're not able to get a bf / gf from this board within hours of trying then something must be horribly wrong with you

>>42905059
my only COD game i got a gold gun skin. i was always dogshit at FPSs

>>42905276
something is terrible wrong with me.. i know already :<

>>42905276
i dont use discord or date channers

>>42905289
me neither not anymore

death to America
death to Germany
death to England
death to Israel
fuck the CIA, MI6, BND, Mossad, and their plan

>>42905276
it’s because she’s in kentucky and doesn’t want to edate

is ts build achievable natty? y/n

>>42905300
oh... i assumed it wasn't her because she didn't say the full line

ever notice that the people with the least are the most giving?

not really I've had little but have plenty so I'm as giving as I can be when I have others in my life

>>42904798
who are you talking to?

she's obv talking to the british train conductor

>>42905317
i tried to buck the trend. i gave my ex money to make the security deposit on his first apartment and then gave him a bunch of money for college. i’m in a way more precarious position rn though, but i still try not to be stingy, always tip more than 20%, give money to homeless people when i have cash on me, pay when my friends and i go out to dinner, etc.

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how is it only tuesday

and so history repeats itself

i dont give often cause i have nobody to give to

>>42905317
that's cause they keep giving all they shit away

Beware the beast man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.

yawn

>>42905341
i thought so but then the conversation seemed to continue with someone else answering for me, so i figured i was wrong

getting the strange impression that someone thinks the world is revolving around them again

in a country plagued by violence, . . .

my bad. i figured “why would you come back if you escaped…” was related to “no, leave again”

we finna get drafted

I'm not allowed to serve and I'm so old I'd be last in line anyway

>>42905519
maybe they’ll make the gays ineligible again

>>42905519
if you’re young enough to be drafted you’re a fakemoder

woman i follow on tumblr who lives in sf with two tech boyfriends is posting about her baby again i'm actually gonna do it this time

>>42905519
drafted? i just enlisted this morning. it's your patriotic duty to protect the US from the greatest threat to our security.

empathy pls

death pls

I should see if planned parenthood would prescribe me dutasteride (curently on fin)

if dont close my room door the temperature drops to 18C

>>42905855
they wouldn't prescribe it for me but they did get me started on fin

I should see if planned parenthood would shove little eggs up my ass (curently no egg)

is anyone’s mom or older brother(30s/40s) single? lmk

my parents are in their 50s or 60s I think idk I don't talk to them

>>42905912
yeah i fucked them

>>42905519
nah I'd dodge

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>>42905994
that's super gross but good for you, or them, I guess

>guy asks me out
>fumble and say no
im going to swallow gunpowder and a match, wtf is wrong with me

Correct me if im wrong but if you just keep peeing ur pants theyll let you dodge draft.

i need a haircut but i can't get a feminine one bc i boymode at work and i'd look bad. but i don't want to get a masculine haircut either. sad

What if you came out at work and like half the staff decided to troon out too

>>42906046
if you want to go out with him i'm sure a "wait i got flustered and said no by accident" text would be fine and you can laugh about ut later. unless this was like weeks ago

>>42905912
mine are dead and 64, respectively

my bro just turned 30 be he has a foid already

yeah i fucked them

how are you still alive

I'm going back to my "I don't date" default line not that I'm attractive or put myself out there enough for anyone to ask anyway

>>42906128
ah fuggg

>>42906114
i don't actually want to date anyone but like that's the first time in many years i had the option and it seems too self sabotaging to throw it out

>>42906173
oh that's fair. nah if you don't want to date anyone then nothing wrong with saying no imo