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>>42912807
post golden hole
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>>42912807
lol

I should see if a new season is out. It ain't what it used to be but they still have good episodes. Less after season 12, but still.
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Why are zoomies so sexy òwó
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>>42912836
post 1
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shiza's career has been in a downward spiral ever since he got fired from lidl
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I want this to be a normal thread
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>>42912807
clav if he was cool
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>>42912846
looks like 3 bottoms
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>>42912846
why am i on the tv
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>>42912846
Are we negotiating?
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>>42912850
bottoms famously sit like this
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>>42912846
imagine the smell
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>>42912864
>autists famously sit like this
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>>42912855
omg its howlingmutant!!
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>>42912864
those are neutral fem hung tops
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>>42912875
retarded? gay? same difference.
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Alas, no new season of IASIP isn't out yet. The first episode and the last two of last season were garbage, but there were a few good ones in between.
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>>42912875
bottoms are all self-diagnosed, yes
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any advice for asexual gay dating ?
is it even possible ???
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>>42912886
you would know
>>42912897
not all, just a very very VERY large majority
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>>42912900
this bottom
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>>42912853
That was my line
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>>42912846
three grown ass men with hair on their balls sitting around watching harry potter smdh
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>>42912872
b4 4chan i thought only straight men got foot fetishes cuz women do their feet up to look all pretty so it made sense
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>>42912920
like i said, bottoms. also i bet their balls are smooth
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>>42912864
Sticking out their gyatt for the rizzler
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>>42912910
i thought i might be a bottom, but i tried it and had horrible experiences, its extremely painful,
every time i have had sex i have failed to finish
its so humiliating and i feel i have fumbled every guy i have been with. i dont think i want to partake in sex again desu its a humiliation ritual
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>>42912920
thats my childhood ur talking abt stfu

>>42912919
gee hurry up then fatty fingers X)
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>>42912929
im a bottom and i watch real masculine cinema with lee marvin in it
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>>42912945
>had horrible experiences
what happened
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>>42912807
Do homosexuals and/or women actually find Denis/Glenn attractive? They always say he's the handsome one on the show but he's weird looking I though Mac at least before all those retarded surgeries was the handsome one his eyes just tilt a bit
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>>42912945
what about just making out and frotting, oral and oily handjobs whit a lot of squishy shlorp sounds
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>>42912902
takes one to know one
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>>42912954
>*facts and pole
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>>42912964
>They always say he's the handsome one on the show but he's weird looking
i have a feeling a brown person typed this
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>>42912946
Your childhood will never be over. You're an autist and a tranny.

You're a peter pansexual, a boy that never grew up.
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>>42912925
it stems from when you're fucking them with the legs in the air and they're feet are in you face. hence they get trained pavlovianly to cum to feet. nothing to do with the quality of the foot. women tend to take care of their feet for whatever reason, but men can certainly love some nasty tootsies. like suckin' the smegma out some phimosis.
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>>42912969
this "I'm rubber, you're glue; whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you" ass conversation
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>>42912925

>>42911195
>I do want kids badly but it’s expensive and I need a husband unfortunately I’m feeling quite hopeless about my dating chances lately.

I think I know the man for you.

You were looking quite dapper in that picture btw.

>>42912945
>i thought i might be a bottom, but i tried it and had horrible experiences, its extremely painful,
>every time i have had sex i have failed to finish
>its so humiliating and i feel i have fumbled every guy i have been with. i dont think i want to partake in sex again desu its a humiliation ritual

Try frotting. There is far too much emphasis on anal sex in the gay community. I always found it revolting.
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>>42912978
>>42912969
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>>42912964
danny devito is the only attractive one on that show
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just ran into actual clavicular yaoi on twitter
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>>42912986
play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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>>42912964
I think he's handsome but at times he(the actor) is obviously trying to look deranged, not cute. Like in the op
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>>42912964
he's handsome in an american psycho way. that's half of the whole joke of his character. but charlie is the objective hottest and he seems like the most well adjusted of all of the cast IRL
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>>42912999
play with deez nuts
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>>42913004
>charlie is the objective hottest
Oh god this. Cute, short, hairy, rat-boy bottom bf in a green jacket fucking when?
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>You were looking quite dapper in that picture btw.
no he wasn't you pedophile
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play gay games, win semen prizes
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>>42912961
first time it hurt too much and he had to finish himself, 2nd he got turned off by how much it hurt me. 3rd was same as first. i lowkey end up just watching guys finish embarest that i couldnt get them there and i get in my head about it and cant finish myself. every guy was concerned that i couldnt finish and didnt get back to me when i wanted to meet again.
its pathetic but i think i just suck as sex.
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Clavicular is only 19???
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glenn is a classic hollywood boy with striking blue eyes, they simply dont make white boys like that anymore
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i'd play nightcrawlers with danny devito.
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>>42913020
don't say that, i'm putting creamer into my morning coffee
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>>42913030
my eyes are bluer and better fuck u shiza…
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>>42912988

>>42912968
i have tried frotting with this russian guy last year and i kinda had a similar problem of just not being able to get there sexually. maybe i got ED but idk i probs shouldnt be sharing this online on trip
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>>42913022
Lmfao
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>>42913037
shiza lives in a slavic/brown country and never leaves her reddit mod tranny hut, give her some slack she seldom seems blue eyes irl
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>>42913022
Yeah, you do suck at it. You need to practice not give up but mental cases always take the easy way out
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>>42913037
well im personally a dark/brown/amber/hazel eye connoisseur esp when paired with blonde hair
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wait michael rnt u the other trip from perth
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>>42912964
The show began when they were much younger, and Dennis's self delusion and narcissism is part of the joke. The meticulous preening, self promotion, overtly sociopathic sexual tendencies, the egocentrism, the pride in being the smartest one amongst a bunch of baboons, etc.
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>>42913049
poor bait, extremely poor
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all jokes aside poland is one of the whitest white countries esp near the baltic sea
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>>42913029
And yet he dances so well.
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>>42913051
umm dude yeah but i dont wanna be lose
i wanna find my man and we can work sex out together and practice together and find what we like <3 but i feel like u need to somehow already be good at sex to get a husband. i dont even care about sex i just wanna make a man feel good???
>>42913057
um im not from perth unfortunately
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>>42913045
so all you had was hookups so far? have you ever had a bf? I had similar problems where every hookup was just a comical disaster until I got a bf who i felt really comfortable and safe with and then I could actually enjoy sex for the first time... hookups just arent for some people ig
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>>42913067
yeah thats bcs nobody wants to move there
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>>42913072
He come you guys only post bottoms in here
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>>42913079
i have never had a bf no
its my dream to find one somehow but i feel like its so hard to find one. i cant find a guy
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>>42912994
He actually was cute when he was young and thinner.
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>>42913061
yet you took for some reason slavic brownoid
you look like you're a bob's burger character because you eat a lot of burgers and oily food
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hookups aren't for ANYONE!
normalize gay monogamy.
normalize gay prudism.
normalize gay, government controlled chastity cages.
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>>42913075
Oh... You're an idiot. My mistake
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odds work out
evens rest day
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>>42913093
Looks better now
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>>42913087
the bottoms want to be that bottom while the tops want to fuck the bottoms.
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>>42913067
they are the niggers of europe slavs arent white just how asians arent white even though a lot of them have fair skin they literally have slave in their name
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>>42913098
huh howcome ???
i appreciate any advice
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>>42913106
I want to fuck tops
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>>42913108
Post tummy
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>>42913087
tops don't like to be objectified. it makes them feel preyed upon. that's where the homophobia of straight men stems from. straight women's homophobia stems from jealousy as they feel their lime light is being stolen from them.
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>>42913108
I hope someone gives you some good advice but your post tells me I'm not the one to help you.
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>>42913124
i did a year ago or something...
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>>42913104
I always sort of respected how he had no reservations about playing into his declining physique and appearance. In IASIP, he completely leans into being disgusting and its hilarious. He has an infectious confidence.
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>>42913131
I want to be objectified by a bottom
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>>42913135
well i am very inexperienced, so id be happy to hear what u have to say <3
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>>42913119
same, but skinny tops not beefcakes who end up being natural bottoms anyway
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>>42913143
Nice, good little dick toy
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>>42913142
I've never seen the show. He isn't disgusting to me. Aging is just a part of life. Being unable to accept that is a massive turn off for me
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wax is PAIN
back to epilating i go
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>>42913094
i mean, if you're that satisfied by the (you)

>>42913082
the irony of an aussie saying this
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The coffee is made and I am now available to tell you what to think.

Or, alternatively, if you should bother.
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>>42913153
I don't care as long as they are masc
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>self driving taxis
>ai ads everywhere
>drugged up homeless zombies everywhere
America... I kneel...
>>42913143
We could arrange that
>>42913161
bitch epilating hurts way worse tho and is loud af
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>>42913107
hmmm
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cuddling with winona
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>>42913155
Thank you
>>42913174
I'm ok
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>America first!
>starts a war in the middle east
every single time. god damnit.
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>>42913158
I just mean that is part of his character's writing, he is aware of it, and leans into it hard. It's not like he dresses like that or wears his hair that way in real life. I am fine with people who have uncommon attractions unless they are trying to virtue signal me with it.
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>>42913161
you should let yourself get a little hairy
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>>42913174
That reminds me. I should check the news and find out what I am supposed to be mad about today.
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>>42913106
men who spread their legs deserve to be raped
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>>42913187
good bwc dom top
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you know what i find ridiculous? fox news crocodile tears like oh my god those poor women and children in iran. please stop feigning sympathy. if you wouldn't accept them as migrants into this country to escape the destitution of their homeland then you don't give a fuck about them in earnest.
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>>42913174
this is your first time in America? you haven't lived until you've seen the Tenderloin at midnight but don't do that. the city was much better a few years ago before it went to shit like Portland
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>>42913206
he's a dom top (vers bottom)
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im so close to giving up on the semi respectable dating apps and just downloading grindr but if i fail even there to attain something resembling a boyfriend i will have to actually kms
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>>42913175
me being geographically in 50-79% and it being my exact shade of blue lol
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>>42913141
Do it again uwu
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I am really growing weary of this 'gays can be tops' ruse. Flapping your arms does not make one a bird.
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>>42913174
wax hurt me more
>>42913187
but i wanna be smooth
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>>42913216
the thing about dating is you have to do it a lot to find a partner this is unfortunate for zoomers because you’re the quittingest generation in human history
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i just think dark magician is better than blue eyes white dragon
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>>42913143
hey little SLUT youre nothing but a living DILDO to squirt CUM into my BUSSY
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>>42913143
whose a good boy?
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>>42913241
red eyes mogs both but cards based on dark magician are cooler than cards based on red eyes
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>>42913238
but it's soooooo hard
how am i meant to keep a conversation going if a guy who seemed to be into me doesn't even respond to my reply and just likes it, like wtf am i meant to do with that, man??
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Too bad Winona poster is in shitty part of USA
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>>42913249
getting called a good boy is so hot but only if i'm already horny. if i'm not it's annoying and guys will end up overusing it (and annoying me) so i never bring it up to anyone.
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>>42913143
your little dick belongs to me, youre going to learn to do what I fucking tell you to
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was doing some minor graffiti tonight on a bridge and when i went down to the underpass there was a goddamn police van and cops everywhere stopping cars to do random drug tests
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>>42913251
>the best of both worlds
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>>42913255
Ohio is so boring you have to larp 24/7 to have something to do lol
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On one hand I feel really bad for you guys who are lonesome and hurting and wish I could make you understand there is a way to find happiness and love.

On the other hand, if I even attempt to extend some perspective to get you out of your self immolating mindset, you snap and snarl at me and instead believe the other boomers who are batshit pervs and selling horseshit to kids that they know is nonsense, just to keep you in the market for sex and double down on their own misguided life failures.

Follow the circus, end up with clowns I guess.
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>>42913254
you ask to meet up
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>>42913254
stop reading into stuff like that so much i know it is natural to do so but text messaging is unnatural
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>>42913270
>graffiti
n activities
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>>42913275
GOON
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#stopbierasure
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>>42913283
Yeah I definitely live in Ohio lol.....
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>>42913286
is wanting to be desired too much to ask
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>>42913308
so do you really not see what people mean when they call you fake or is it just a way to get replies so you can feel like your life is worth something
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bis are so irrelevant they didnt even get their own slur LGTVHDLEDQIAA2SP+ WITHOUT THE B
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>>42913289
it'd be taking things very fast given that it was literally the 2nd message i'd sent to the dude
>>42913290
yeah i know and i hate it
if there was an app that just let you cold call people i'd use it instead but obviously that would be even less popular with zoomers because we cannot use the fucking phone apparently
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>>42913308
Hi Timur. Hope you are well. I looked for panda vids just now but found nothing new. Its always just videos of them eating lol. I will keep an eye out though.
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ugh think im actually am going to see my dad this weekend

>>42913314
low bar
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I want to start studying Aristotle, but where do I begin?
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>>42913177
:D
>>42913211
I can imagine. Sometimes I've seen them in groups just fent-leaning around. They walks in a strange way too. Very weird never seen anything like it
>this is your first time in America?
Yes
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>>42913308
Hi Timur. It's me Boomy chan. Would you kindly shove an egg up your cooter and shit it out on camera? It would make me so happy! Regards <3
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>>42913327
go to your board
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>>42913314
The bar is kinda low isn't it just go on grindr and get aids or smth.
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>>42913292
the world is a canvas :]
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>>42913322
Hey Boomer.
I hope you're well too
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i would like to see a guy pushing eggs out of his ass for the novelty of it
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>>42913339
omg i love getting aids and sleeping unprotected with DL men so they can spread it to their wives
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>>42913320
based
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>>42913338
>/r9k/
Where every second poster is brown and every third post is a nigger dick and I am the whitest of the white.... Unfortunate!
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>>42913330
you need big bf to protect you from fent mutants
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fentoes the freshmaker
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>>42913348
Please explain to me what is DL, I don't speak gayglish.
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>>42913342
to paint empires not destroy public property with dumb scribbles
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>>42913365
You can't even see this beauty, you're bed-ridden and fat. What difference does it make to you?
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>>42913364
down low. like you don't talk openly about your sex life or make a big deal about it
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>>42913342
sugoiiii!!!
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trying to arrange meeting my dad feels like wrangling a grindr hookup lmao
literally agreed to meet in a grocery shop parking lot and decide what to from there

>>42913327
read stuff he's written
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>>42913370
>you're bed-ridden
you are telling me now for the first time
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>>42913371
Horrible. Just imagine the implications.

>>42913365
I shopped today, want to see what I bought fat ass pole?

>>42913375
Very insightful, but where to begin tho?
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does winona have a nice ass and hole
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>>42913375
same my dad makes me feel like a prostitute he only comes back from buying milk when he wants attention and even gives me money before leaving again I wish he'd atleast fuck me too I know he has a big one
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>>42913022
I love it when I make a bottom hurt lol
guess im demented
if a bottom bled on me i'd probably just get more turned on (hasn't helped yet)
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>>42913375
you're baiting too hard page-kun
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>>42913375
>trying to arrange meeting my dad feels like wrangling a grindr hookup lmao
laying it on a little thick today paige

>>42913382
not really
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>>42913387
beat me to it
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anyone else worried about being sent to war
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>>42913382
show groceries
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>>42913371
They actually make a huge deal about it and police every action based on it.

Just being a faggot is how not making a big deal about it looks.
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>>42913394
I'm 28. Probably too old
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>>42913394
he cute asf
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>>42913388
Anyway let me just tell you, I bought little piggy bank for $1 and some things to fix my curtains and aux cable for my screen's sound !
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>>42913383
its small but firm and perky you could fit a whole cheek inside an average mans hand the hole is smooth and pink it has a neutral scent
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>>42913394
I've been a closet tranny the entire time and am not fit for combat because I'm going to start HRT
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>>42913402
sounds great where does the line start?
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>>42913400
he's 15
ur a pedophile
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>>42913384
kek

>>42913387
>>42913388
tell me this isn't an exchange straight from a hookup app lol
I'm not seriously saying it's like that, just that it's funny that it feels like I'm using the same script

>>42913394
nope, too mentally ill lol
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>>42913401
i do not acknowledge you telling me
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>>42913405
ok shiza/paige/marina/timur/******/debaser/bibooms/rexie/larry/dan/g~/steve/skunk/
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>>42913394
there will be no draft because there are already enough fat chuddies who want to please daddy don and will die for israel willingly. it would be really funny and i hope that there is one though
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>>42913415
woooow okay
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>>42913421
>ok shiza/paige/marina/timur/******/debaser/bibooms/rexie/larry/dan/g~/steve/skunk/
Didn't make the list yay!
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>>42913405
you're going to be killed in a drone strike or work in a Chinese labor camp
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>>42913417
guy who has only ever met up with people for hardcore gay sex: getting some meeting up for hardcore gay sex vibes from this
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>>42913421
pooper is a ftm not mtf
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>>42913429
yeah youre not relevant to this thread
stop trying to make apostle happen, its not going to happen
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>>42913423
there will be one because those chuddies don't want to go to war themselves. you really think asmongold would sign up to go fight in iran? you think barron trump is gunna sign up to go fight in iran? we know andrew schultz isn't enlisting. all these people that run their mouth about how great trump is wouldn't go die for him literally because they don't practice what they preach.
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>>42913394
no mama im ready to slay straggots for my cuntry i cant wait to see the look in their eyes when the last thing they see is a faggot vogueing down boots serving cunt shitting in the mother toilet and flushing it down the diva pipes before I put a bullet in their head
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holy shit i hate being horny with no hole around
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>>42913371
But then how would straight men know we are thinking about sex 24/7? How would people know to tiptoe around us and let us behave obnoxiously so we aren't offended by consequences for poor behavior? How would we be able to shame mothers for not wanting us around their kids so we could tell other peoples eighth grade children what they need to know about sodomy? If we kept down low, that means the only thing we would have left is sex, privacy, decorum, peace and normal lives.
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>>42913454
>tell other peoples eighth grade children what they need to know about sodomy?
how do you get to eighth grade without knowing about sodomy lol
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would gaygen still be the same if shiza lost weight?
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>>42913445
the streamers and elites aren't gonna, no
but there are so, so many stupid true believers who have genuinely memed themselves so hard into believing in the culture war that they'll pick up arms and fly to iran or whereverthefuckistan in order to own the libs
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oh my oh my its another episode of "making 10 posts abt trump in a row until somebody is hooked into my attempt to derail the thread with dumbass political babble that kills the thread"
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>>42913459
no, shiza would become the centre of attention once more like in her twink days.
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>>42913454
dl niggas love to write paragraphs upon paragraphs to justify their lifestyle as if it's a complete worldview arrived at through logic and deep thought and not just 'i wanna suck cock but not have anyone call me a fag' kek
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i wish i was a cocktopus so i could fuck 8 bottoms at once
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>>42913459
the loss of her gravitational pull would throw the earth out off orbit and kill us all
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>>42913468
but he's ugly tho even if he lost weight
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>>42913466
i want a polish politician with the charisma of trump and the obesity of orban
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>>42913454
it's called a poker face. you don't just give away your hand. people are entitled to their privacy and hidden information. out loud and proud gays call us closet cases for not making our sexual identity our whole personality. i call it being a reasonsble human being. don't ask, don't tell.
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>>42913468
im 25 this month u retarded nonce
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>>42913466
lol good catch
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>>42913475
naur your mind is so powerful
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>>42913459
weight loss isn't going to change her grumpy Anne Ramsey face
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>>42913466
>shiza crying in eurotrash tears
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there must always be a shiza
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>>42913454
i dunno about all that, but i was surprised that my old coworkers didn't know i was gay because i thought i mentioned it at least once. i think that sort of nonchalance is alright.
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>>42913468
omg your so jealous bery jealous yes your just like a rat jumping around the corner looking for a food
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>>42913488
i actually havent cried once since i got off hrt
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I just can't support trump anymore because he raped a 13 year old, that's 3 years younger than i would be willing to go, what a creep
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>>42913475
fear not the top who fucks eight bottoms at once, fear the top who fucks one bottom eight times at once
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I'm not a tranny
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>>42913421
Yeah, whatever call me slurs, have fun getting blown to bits in Iran like a real man? After 2 years of HRT I'll probably just have to get a little gyno removed, twinks shouldn't be put in these situations.
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>>42913500
silence libtard, papa trumpu never rape anyone outside of the US economy >:(
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>>42913501
oooh im shaking in my boots mama my wig is terrified
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>>42913508
>After 2 years of HRT I'll probably just have to get a little gyno removed
ahahah...
:/
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>>42913482
Gay people will be the very first to weaponize homophobia and try to out someone and destroy their lives for any petty slight. I've seen it dozens of times.

Gaygen is funny because they don't see what monsters desperation and having fucked their lives turns them into even when it is obviously happening in real time right here in the general. They genuinely believe this is normal behavior among normal people. Punchline: this is what gay means to them and why it must be normal.

And they will attack anyone trying to warn them. They think middle aged pervs who nest here like methy and thorny and all the rest are somehow just exceptions. They puke when they see them all over grindr but are still certain there has to be some explanation that will keep it from happening to them while they jump into this circus with both feet to chase random dicks.
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oh good it's so hard to meet up with my dad haha it's almost like he's hiring a intersex hooker hahah for sex ahah lots of planning and logistical issues like he's gonna use my pasty whorish body
that was such a bad comparison, i should make it clear: we're not gonna ever have sex and never did, my troony scribbles are just an amalgamation of qualities i want to see in my bf
i'd NEVER want to date my own dad, kiss his beautiful face, suck his big fat juicy floppy cock that i've been envious of since i was young and his full ample low hanging balls that i can see sometimes swing when he's in a relaxed short clothes or underwear at night... i'd never go out of my way and slobber his meat and dingleberries at night and do that until he catches me and punish me like a bad girl i deserve to be..... fuck my hole until it gapes a bit and bite my face in lust... i will never kiss his little lips and hold him by his collar tell him i love you and look at his eyes... i've never done it and will never do it! i will never explore his asshole and lick inside of it and ask him if my pp will grow as big as his one day and i would be able to do things he does to me when he feels lovey and lonely and i come around and help....
stop telling me i want to fuck my dad, you can't prove that we've done it!!!!! i will never be in relationship with him, the man i love because he made me and keeps surprising me as a lover and partner every day, my role mode and my guardian... moi... papito...
my own papa to kiss in the dark
my super lover
my zuko/ozai irl ship...
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>>42913506
you have a poon, shiza has a neovag
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eye of the tiger dick of the horse take no prisoners show no remorse
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this reminds me of a furry incest drawing someone retweeted out of nowhere
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>>42913514
I thought you needed extra shit to get boobs? I thought estrogen hardly did that.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akrFGGF6F0c
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>>42913525
That was shiza. Everyone forgets when was a furry and was in a throuple polycule with her dad and cousin.
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>>42913527
that is true, shiza is just extremely fat and thinks his moobs are the same as women's breasts
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>>42913518
ate
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is chainsawman even a good manga?
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>>42913517
Um, I didn't out any of the DL men I've been with, even the ones that joked about killing me or had wives, stop lumping us all in together.
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>>42913481
shiza exists, her jewish cartel family aren't pushing her as political figure yet tho
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>>42913541
part 1 is great. you should only read part 1
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>>42913521
Idk what shiza have but I have a peepee
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>>42913541
nah it has the worst ending ever like at the end they just reset everything to the first panel and none of it happened basically lmfao and there arent even any hotties to fujo out over
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>>42913533
Ok, but say on some rs because I'm just trying to dodge the draft and if I turn into a girl I'm gonna 41
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>>42913533
i would be very happy if that were true

>>42913518
im more partial to sokka/zuko
anyway screenshotting for posterity
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>>42913549
what does it look like dangling beneath your hole? include a pic i am a visual learner
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>>42913541
i just started reading it after watching the movie and i like it a lot so far. the main character is relatable and the art is amazing
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Shiza could bring world peace and unite all nations of the world with her breastmilk and girl jizz but she chooses not to bevause she is a mossad asset and bibis right hand arm his confidant his best friend... his silly rabbit
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my cock hovering above your mouth like the sword of damocles
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>>42913518
My waist after reading that: ) (
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>>42913541
no it's just fotm slop plus the author is a pedo
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>>42913542
Fact:

If you can find the oldest gay in the world and drive a stake through its heart, cut off its head and burn the body in full sunlight, all the other gays of the world would instantly turn to dust.
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>>42913564
Shiza's waist after reading that: (((({{{{{ 000000000 ))
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>>42913517
>weaponize homophobia and try to out someone and destroy their lives for any petty slight
that just means you're homophobic because you think gay sex is inherently bad. don't ask don't tell goes both ways. i don't wanna hear about anyone's sex life. if you wanna dress up in animal costumes and have a circle jerk i really don't care. just do your fuckin' job and go the fuck home when you're done.
you're life isn't destroyed because you're gay or people know you're gay. you're life is destroyed when people strip you of your dignity by gossiping about you behind your back. the same happens to hetero's when they say, get a divorce and everyone gossips sbout why you got divorced.
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>>42913555
sokka/hakoda is the best
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>>42913577
hell naw
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you guys are obsessed with shiza
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>>42913583
>guys
whenever this happens with any poster i always assumed it's either themself or one person who has a crush on them
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i wonder if a gay guy has ever jerked off to my airport scan i hope so
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>>42913587
i couldn't. you didn't even bother to get hard for it.
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>>42913586
oh yeah? and what if i have a crush on (You) instead?
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>>42913586
not me lol i hate the vast majority of these
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>>42913570
>Out DLs
Piss off biboomer
>Don't out DLs
Piss off biboomer
You're being unpleasable
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>>42913590
then you should bring up my big dick to get the thread talking about it
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>>42913583
it's inherently funny to talk about a polish person like they're a morbidly obese black woman idk what to tell you pal
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>>42913597
I don't believe it's that big unless I see the receipts
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>>42913575
I did not say "try to out someone and, in my personal view according to some religion's hang ups about modern personal lives, destroy their lives," I said try, and try to destroy their lives.

For ESL, that means the gay attempted with premeditation that the effect of outting someone would critically wound their lives and social situation by revealing some same sex "scandal",

Congrats on trying to turn this on me though and making me the villain while completely and deliberately missing the point by ignoring the gay guys that do this.
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>>42913583
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I always imagine shiza as a latina baddy, like she would probably be nice and sweet, but everybody plays too much and phtfo
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>>42913556
Pure foreskin
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>>42913607
you know what probably would and then block
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>>42913596
Infinite contempt for my own willful dissatisfaction is the source of my power.
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ai masc shiza gives beefcake hunter realness ngl
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>>42913613
this jit cracks grok
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>>42913604
a real crush would already have seen it
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>>42913607
that's not the voluptuous slavic queen I worship and adore...
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>>42913623
if grok was shaking all that in my face you better believe it
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>>42913617
I know that you only talk about beefcake hunter now because you watch drag race review shows on youtube, so don't you dare saying you didn't watch the recent episode when I ask your opinion on it next time you stupid fucking tranny
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>>42913606
It is actually disruptive to their lives though, they probably have homophobic people in their network that will cut them off or treat them poorly.
When I came out 2 of my friends stopped talking to me over it, and even if I am now grateful not to be policing my behaviour for fear of retaliation, that doesn't give me the right to enforce that on someone else.
>>42913575
This is correct, but doesn't give you the right to out them.
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bottoms can regain their virginity after a few years but how long does it take for tops to become born again virgins?
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>>42913606
but being gay doesn't destroy people's lives? the only time someone's life gets ruined over being outted is when the person was caught cheating on their spouse. ya'll don't even care about a grown as man fucking a thirteen year old and you wanna act like being gay is worse? it's not. the only reason your life falls apart for being outted as gay is if you're sp unintegrous that you can't own up to it. if you're just like ya i'm guy. so what? normal can generally still respect you as you didn't make it your whole personality. it's like the key and peele skit where the one guy is a normal office gay and the other is a flaming faggot trying to accuse the normal one of being homophobic for not liking the flamer's behavior. no i just don't think the office is the appropriate place for penis shaped lolipops, but that's just me.
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>>42913642
no i just goon nigga
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>>42913644
i’d say when the core muscles atrophy from lack of fucking
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i might be feminine, idk..
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It's been a week.

I told myself I would not think about lasagne again so soon.

Or pizza.
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>>42913659
Enjoy yourself
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>>42913657
you say it like it's a bad thing
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>>42913648
unintegrousanon... sasuga
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>>42913657
i'm sorry, sis
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So yeah, I hate american protestantism
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>>42913669
he's guy, leave him alone
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dont like that
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>>42913666
a human body that has been exposed to the increased gravity of jupiter for 1 second:
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>>42913668
you into guys like that?
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I think tops and straight men have something akin to cute aggression experienced by fems and women, but for sexual tension where the desire to breed is so overwhelming that the brain intrudes with conflicting emotions to prevent overstimulation.

That's why tops like bratty bottoms, it allows that emotional tension to be transformed into catharsis, because the bottom is both breedable and deserving of harsh treatment.

Discuss?
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>>42913686
i give harsh treatment to bottoms who don't deserve it anyway
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>>42913686
i don’t know how related to cuteness aggression it is but the rest feels true
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>>42913677
stralian accent.
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>>42913683
yeh, got the bi m8 like em fem and very gay
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>>42913674
ai is a tool of st4t satan
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shiza trouper lights are gonna blind me but i won't feel blue...
like i always do...
cuz somewhere in the thread there's you...
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>>42913644
Bisexuals can just snog some random woman and claim it was just a phase and converted, that easily. This gives me license to distance myself from gays, mock them and address them like childish playthings while taunting them with my privilege.

This is entirely justified, of course, because they will insist I be monogamous to them only to look for a better deal the minute they feel they have converted me as some notch in their body count. Not sexually, just another trophy for their cult to claim in their attempt at conquest of normality.

The power of a bisexual is to be able to never tell the truth while never actually lying either.

Believe me.
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>>42913696
gross
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>>42913696
kill yourself
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i feel like a weird kind of bisexual because i like topping the entire spectrum of guys from half a tranny fem to blue collar masc
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>>42913713
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shiza is a fake christian
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why are we talking about bis and trans and fems? this is the hard GAY masc thread. perform synchronized kegels with your hairy butthole like the rest of us or get out.
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>>42913674
My dick still bigger lol
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>>42913721
I don't mind middle of the spectrum "normal" masc guys either, just prefer fems.
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>>42913729
masculine men do not gab online all day like a sissy. everyone here is a submissive sluthole for men.
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/cismaschardgaygen/
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>>42913729
Because the subhumans have no concept of respect in their inflamed brains and feel the need to latch onto the last thread they're not a part of and turn into their straight playhouse since they think they're a part of the "community"
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>>42913667
lol you're no help, you, you, you tempter you
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>>42913737
the masc4masc guys are spiritually more fem than fems
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>>42913747
I'll tempt you hard iykwim
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i want a feminine (gay) boyfriend who is attracted to feminine males such as myself. i do not want a bisexual bf because it isn't fair that they have twice as many options for a romantic mate (i'm actually bi but wish i was full gay)
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>>42913756
truth brofessor
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new:
>>42913762
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>>42913724
I bet he is a lot of fun to be around. Wrestlers seem to have a good sense of humor.
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>>42913763
fear of masculinity is tranny coded and why ppl tend to think trannies are fakers
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>>42913757
lol
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I came so much last friday that I didn't even get horny saturday, it was bliss.

Now just a couple days later I masturbated last night, this morning, and here I am half past noon and I want to have my hole broken by the lieutenant in Security...
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>>42913697
it's funny how everything is seen as a tool of Satan when it first comes out (rock music, pop music, video games, the internet, etc.)
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>>42913721
high test bichad
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>>42913779
i dont get it. i said i want a feminine gay bf, i didn't say anything about masculinity
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I enjoy being gay, all the stuff my straight friends say about dating sounds horrible.



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