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>>42913762dicks
I am at Aldi
need gbf >.<
be nice to each other this threador else
>>42913774babe, we have food at home.
waves my wrist limply
What up gentswhat's your hottest cruising in the woods experience
>>42913777hot pic
>>42913776goy boyfriend?
>>42913789homosexual male lover
>>42913763fem bi, very rare
>>42913762No man detected.
think the closest i could come to straightness is if i had a fujo wife who got off on fucking gay guys with me
>>42913794feel like that's just her reading cosmo in the corner like ya you get it sweety while she doesn't really give a fuck so long as you keep paying the mortgage like a parasite
>>42913777dude has a 90 degree angle boner
>>42913777very big penis
>>42913804yeah it’s exactly like that thing which is the opposite of what i said
>>42913805if your boner has a curve it's peyronie's disease and stems from how you jerk off.
>>42913786once i was peeing in the forest i walk through to get home and got chased by some people who had flashlights does that count
I am straight. From time to time. Not today. Maybe later. For a while at least. Unless I change my mind. Depends. I'll keep you posted.Maybe.
fine. i'll just say it. ffx-2 was better than ffx.
>>429137912 more weeks squeaks
>>42913812This is a lie because I haven't jerked off in like 10 years and I have a curve.
>>42913818they should have stopped at ffvi
>>42913805the dude taking the pic most likely angled it just the right way before snapping>>42913812the first part of your post is like saying someone has glaucoma because their eyes are red
>>42913818i haven't played either because they look linear and boring
>>429138276 was trash. opinion discarded.
>>42913818too bad x-2 looked so girly that i never bothered to play it when i was younger
>>42913812it doesn't curve but it doesn't stick directly up eitherlike that is a cartoon-type boner right there
>>42913830i usually assume it's pink eye from eating ass.
>>42913777I always fantasize about a fan of a male artist kidnapping him and doing this to him, while singing his songs back to him, then giving him the best head he's ever had while he's tied up..
i only care about ffxi
>>42913839anon. it was made by ai.
>>42913847no you don't. you don't even have a prema.
>>42913849it isn't, retrorope is a very old account that hires guys to tie them up. ...or so i've heard..
>>42913837based
>>42913814i was thinking more circle jerk or something
I only care about ffvii, because it has the funny mr t ripoff guy
i only care about that pink aura
i only care about that pink hole
On one hand, $53On the other, double lasagne, soup and salad.
>>42913868>puts you in default racial gear with my ashita addon so you dont piss me offB)
>>42913879$53 is worth way more than some lasagne, soup, and salad
>>42913812None of that is true.
I am indonesia
i think it’s only peyronie’s if there’s pain
green is fine tambien
>>42913904Hello, I am Hungary
>>42913818me when smbdy asks me to say your mommy dropped you on the head as a baby without saying it:
i feel like i gotta be a chad to pull a cute bfbut naturally i'm an introverted guy, so i dont socialize much to begin with, and then i'm also closeted so that makes dating even harderwhy can't i just wake up one day with a bf already in my bed.
>>42913915she didn't drop me.she beat me.
>>42913912what kind of tranny game is thismhs3?
>>42913912wish non-adoulin jobs had those :X
>>42913913that's not even a real country
>>42913926why? you wouldn't make one
>>42913917this is a problem, have you tried listening to music with lyrics that emotionally resonate with your plight?
>>42913895Maybe but I like food more than cooking.One of the anons here explained it pretty well, why lasagne is expensive. And I have to get wedding soup or it doesn't seem complete. The chef salad is just cope and usually sits in the fridge till the next day.I am barely even hungry. I just got to thinking about lasagne and now my mind will be borked about it until I make a decision. And its hard to say no to lasagne.
>>42913917if your idea of a cute bf is like narcissist social media type then yeah that’s probably true
>>42913935no i just listen to the sortie themehttps://youtu.be/LfODPm-3C4Q
putting shiza in hot pink lace lingerie with my ashiza addon to make my diamond hard boner reach eiffel tower proportions
shiza masturbating his tiny chode while sucking his dad's polish sausage
>>42913930https://github.com/ThornyFFXI/Stylist
how long can you stay hard without touching your dick
>>42913948forever as long as I can summon THAT shiza pic in my imagination
>>42913946do you even have gearswap luas written for the jobs you play?
>>42913945how big is her dad's kielbasa?
>>42913962is big like ape penis
>>42913958no im casual and u can stay mad abt it, u dont pay my sub!!!
>>42913777I want someone to do this to me
it's like my old man always said:>ya ain't cheatin, ya ain't tryin'
>>42913943for JRPG instrumentals this will fit your mood more, there's loss and hope in therehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L6p1sAEehM
>>42913965nta but apes have small cocks
i might be misremembering but i think that humans have the biggest cocks of all great apes in absolute and relative terms
>>42913948if i'm getting railed, i stay hard the entire time, and i cum handsfree.
>>42913983that's the joke
>>42913991Actually I do
>>42913976My uncle taught me that when I was a kid, but I still don't cheat because I learned my morals from Goku and spongebob instead
>>42913994oh okay i thought you were maybe the guy who kept posting about wanting to be gangbanged by planet of the apes
>>42913993Show off
>>42913993same
>>42913993hot
>>42913971grow a dick first retarded reverse tranny
Bi curious but every time I talk to a man with intentions of having sex with me I am disgusted so maybe I am not
>>42913976was he a chinese fps player
>>42913993you need to teach classes on how to achieve it it’s the hottest thing a bottom can do
ya but:https://youtu.be/-5rAjOjTGtc
If apes have small cocks, whites have slightly less small cocks, and black people have BBCs doesn't that imply that white people are actually closer to monkeys?
My fyp is full of shirtless asian guys
>>42914015Bend over ;3
>>42914016runescape gold farmer
>>42914015You're definitely not, just like the most "bi" "people". Leave.
>>42914019kino tier
>>42914026men of any race can have huge cocks. but yes, small dicked men are lesser humans.
>>4291401990s-mid 00s video game soundtracks had some truly mental tunes japan was going fucking dumb back then
>>42914017Nta, but it always feels weird when people say this as if it takes some special skill, but getting fucked just makes me cum, IDRK "how"
>>42914033Why are you threatened
>>42914044there is a component to it that the bottom has to do and i’m not sure exactly what it is because i’ve never been fucked in the ass
Imagine a chimpanzee in a zoo that focuses on dicks, jizz and assholes as much as gays.Now imagine what they would do with the animal.
How common is the bisexual homo romantic misogynist?I'm sure there are guys out there who present as full gay just because they hate talking to women
>homo romanticNot this shit again...
I'm a bisexual yaoi romantic
>>42914064Just because you're incapable of love doesn't mean others are, sisI'm sorry your sense of self worth is based entirely on sex
>>42914017i can teach my future bf by switching 'roles', but like my penis isn't that big so like it might be difficult or something
>>42914064nta that’s it’s a real concept i have very little desire to be in a relationship with a woman but i do like fucking them and this has left me effectively gay because women who fuck outside of relationships are generally pretty low quality people
Is Bubsy 3D really that bad?
>>42914075nta and i don't know if you're >>42914062 but where is this high and mighty "love" attitude coming from when that anon is basing his life around hating women
shiza is a hunky polish heartthrob
>>42914075>your sense of self worth is based entirely on sex
>>42913762HARDO-GAYSAY SAY SAY
Stop calling me ftm faggots
>>42914026white people have small thin lips too like monkeys
>>42914062not a gaygen topic, try asking in bigen
Frenulum scraping
i need cuddles after sex
>>42914102>BigenDoesn't exist
i don't want sex, i want someone who looks like this to jump up and hug me- full leg-lock while i'm carrying him. ...then we can have sex if he wants.
Shiza be like: Show you a different 69 that no one knowsLike I'm suckin' yo' toes while you eatin' my butt holeHe done bustin', but I'm suckin' until he pee
>>42914113then don't ask dumb shit like this here
First of all, love is not romance.Secondly, hearing gays that use satellite networks to locate dicks talk about romance is like hearing blacks talk about respect.
>>42914127Go create me a bigen and I'll leave
>>42914099Stop carrying xx chromosomes and your uterus around zigger
Totally straight but I need a friend that puts his dick in me sometimes
>>42914152stop trying to copy me
>>42914147No joke, don't call me a fucking zigger
>>42914152the dream friend
dressing timur up like the easter bunny w/ a cut out for the hole so i can shove a dozen painted eggs up it then commanding him to push them out and into an easter basket so that i can sell the video to weirdos online
>>42914062You're asking too many questions. I would stop now and pretend this conversation never happened.
>>42914167Its ridiculous that I know which OF this is.
>>42914168
>>42914188Who
I don't mind if timur is a pooner, but I want her to stop posting poon. It's gross.
>dating women>has kids and is poly>dating men>has kids and is polythe total collapse of society happened and I didn't even realize
>>42914167need one of those delivered to my expediciously
>>42914141why me? unlike you i know my place and my lgbt browsing is mostly here. i know your kind is an ingrate but at least make a slight effort and represent yourself
>>42914204This poon?https://files.catbox.moe/s8hwfb.jpg
>>42914164zigger poon zigger poon
>>42914219Yes, that one.
>>42914205You can kill yourself at any moment if it gets too hard bipedo>dating menlol
>>42914209Because you're the one with the problem I'm ok posting here
>>42914015When I was gay curious and still in denial despite cumming with my dildo all the time, I had finally reached my breaking point one day and I setup a hookup to suck this guys dick.I was really nervous and excited on my way to his house, he was handsome which was a relief because he didn't send face pics and had a nice home on a culdesac. He was friendly invited me in, made small talk about how I was doing or whatever, and I was a bit anxious, but I was way more excited so it wasn't scary or off putting.So we make it to his bedroom and he teased me because I wore shorts and quite obviously had a boner. He wanted to see my pussy (his words) so I got my clothes off and leaned over a chair and he started groping and stroking me while he ate my ass for a little bit, I was wearing panties at his request which he pulled to the side (hot)When he stood up he turned me and pushed me to my knees so I could fish his cock out of his underwear and return the favor.We went on for a while I sucked his dick, we 69d, i was experienced with the dildo so he fucked my throat a little, and we came all over eachother. At the time that was the best day of my life.And anytime a man hits on me or calls me cute irl it's all I think about for days.
Did bigen really die off? kekekek even the actual lesbian gen outlasted them
>>42914232Did I strike a nerve? Sorry not everyone wants someone who's taken 50 dicks in his ass
>>42914207
>>42914220Poon is fine
I posted in the wrong gen. I like being gay, when my straight friends talk about their dating scene it sounds awful.
>>42914219>no timestampfake ftm detected
>>42914243i'm not okay with you posting here and you're not from here and you don't belong here, you can make a gen that suits your tastes better but of course you're too lazy to do anything for youself and rather be lost and pestering others, it's in your nature
>>42914249This has a very British aura, hard to explain.
>>42914200AroundRafa / RafaAroundTheWorld
>>42914264Nah, I think I'll stay
>>42914264dude he just asked a question...why are you still replying to you wanna suck his cock or smth?
>>42914249hot
>>42914249noooo el booly no es bueno be nice to the boy and massage his benis with oil and many shlorp sounds :<
>>42914219finger fuckable piss slit
i want to experience another male's dick sliding inside of me, even better if i have feelings for himi swear i'm mostly normal, it's just that i'm a sex pest.
>>42914282They should have used a 12 inch dildo on him
>>42914288>he clicked the datamine
>>42914295ThisI just like anal don't make things weird
>>42914300kek oh anon you never learn
>>42914288Fuckkk no
>>42914308 dont respond to my posts, i am nothing like you
>>42914219Well I hope you are happy with yourself. A pile of lasagne is on its way. I bet you make an excellent feeder bf.And speaking of bf, where are these new stuffed chickens I read about?
>>42914300from behind 14 proxies split across the 7 continents
>>42914296Oh no that would hurt his cute butthole a lot though >.<
>>42914295that's the best kind of mostly normal
>>42914219put that pig in a blanket away
>>42914320to see what is presumably a female genital? sounds kinda straight to me my guy...
I'll bet that was a dirty pic, wasn't it.
>>42914313tying you to a chair and fingering you from both ends while you vainly beg for mercy
When is his game coming out.
>>42914330well when are we gonna go out, i'm pent up
what do you want most right now?
>>42914354to cum so hard into another man’s ass that my head implodes
>>42914354bf duh
>>42914354Food in my tummy
>>42914354atm it's for a guy to choke me with his legs so that i can take a nap
>>42914350Thank you for reminding me. Catching up on GTA news on youtube is always relaxing for me.Kind of weird how my twitter is all ragebait and happy animals and my youtube is all sleepytime vids.
>>42914384normie
>>42914315I'm happy if it made you happyI'll take pics when my coop is complete
>>42914219Great stolen picture like all pictures of guys you get from pinterest
>>42914354Play Crimson Desert
i wanna get really high off some bud and then let a top have his way with me, unironically
>>42914354Lots of ricotta and meat sauce.I am much simpler than people realize.
>>42914410we realize
This is how I imagine shiza's dad
>>42914405Why would I think the first statement carries ironic sentiment so much that you need to clarify it doesn't?
>>42914350Cant wait to rp as a femboy and have sex with confused str8 guys again
need feeder bf
>>42914426fuck off faggot
i think our next group reading should be atlas shruggged
>>42914433I just got up, and this is my first own of the day.Thank you very much Gigi. Lates!
>>42914405you can't smoke around me for too long because of my job, so we're gonna have to do it with the window wide open to air out
>>42914422Slaaaaay poosay everdeek
>>42914267What do you mean
>>42914395>I'll take pics when my coop is completelol nice ty. I think I have all your stuffed panda pics, though I might be missing one. What a nice bf you must have. I'm glad someone takes care of you. I hope you're not in much pain today. I mean to bring it up less so I am not being nosy since its personal. But I always hope you are getting new, better treatment.Right now I am looking forward to more chicken pics though. The last ones looked "dear" as they say, expensive quality ones.
>>42914448air out your bussy
>>42914350forget abt it, it is already dead
>>42914458i'm going to slap you with my spring breeze scented penis
>we realizeI actually thought that was so predictable that gaygen would be too proud to scrape the bottom of the barrel like that. Serves me right for pretending gaygen has self respect.
>>42914448it's okay i can go outside if it brings you peace of mind, and then i come back inside and you fuck me silly? i don't think contact high is real though, you'd have to literally kiss me as i'm exhaling to mayybe get a little bit of it into your system
>>42914460I only care about the hot MC guy, dummy.
want anything at walgreens, sweetie?
https://vocaroo.com/1ozimadgmiw5
>>42914488He needs to squat on my length like this.
>>42914460kys larry
I think I realized why my dad wanted to visit this weekendit's my mother's birthday on Monday, and I think it's just him trying to make her feel like shit
>>42914479i wanted to imply i'd open the window so that the neighbors and passersby would be able to hear>>42914489magnum condoms so that i can accidentally drop them in front of my new friend
>>42914457There are issues with my chiropractor situation but is confusing to type out and I too shy about my english to record a vocarooBut I think things will be settled correctly soonIm excited to show my coop
>>42914354Just a friend I can crawl under his desk and suck his dick while he's playing videogames
Being a white homosexual male is pretty great.
>>42914532It's epic
>>42914520top notch fantasy
>>42914532try being a straight white homosexual
>>42914487he looks generic asf, get better taste loser>>42914501quit coping loser
What crystals do you have in your area?
>>42914554Drop address so I can know where men like this are generic.
>>42914563stop posting your face failed normie, you do not look threatening, you look pathetic and weak, tf you gonna do with that cotton? put it in your ears?
skunk should get arrested in my city so I can fuck him while he's being processed
>>42914553I would not want to be heterosexual, they don't seem that happy.
>>42914575I have no idea what you are talking about
>>42914571i meant generic good looking guy, not average guy, boric good looking guy, he looks like Logan Paul so that is a big turn off
>>42914586boring good looking guy*>>42914585shut the fuck up
i have acid reflux from eating too much ;(
>>42914593You are only making me more racist
>>42914595want to take a tums for your tummy? :( a tummy tums? :(
>>42914586Oh no, a conventionally attractive man that fits the tastes of the majority of people.
>>42914601please, master. make the pain go away
>>42914516Awesome. I am hoping you get that specialized physical therapy and those injections, but I don't know enough about any of it to have any opinion other than it sounds effective from reviews, and that special method they use.Anyways, I am looking forward to seeing your new "coop" lol.I have my lasagne, soup and chef salad.And let me just say that this is one boomer-approved chef salad. I can barely see the vegetables ha cha cha
Dressing up like a girl and seducing my straight friend who jerks off to femboys
You ever notice how in Gay spaces like Mykonos, Provincetown, Fire Island, Gran Canaria, Ibiza, Sitges, etc, all the non-whites are well behaved, educated & generally the best of their respective ethnicities?
>>42914623being gay is a massive stat boost, everyone knows this
>>42914563black diamond she is the most powerful diamond
>>42914599we are both white or both jewish buddy and being racist is good anyway>>42914602you are a low iq dick sucking mule
>>42914563wazzat? Quartz?You could check out https://x.com/GeologyTimeIt's nothing but beautiful minerals and crystals and many beautiful video posts every day. Its wonderful eye candy.
You ever feel like bots just flood your twitter posts for seemingly no reason?
are you guys shooters or dribblers
>>42914623Choosing between a likely homophobic backwards culture or proximity to whiteness and all the safety, stability and benefits that comes from it, it's no contest.
>>42914640I am absolutely not a jew. And also you are not white. I can tell by your hostile demeanour and low intelligence.>>42914642Yes. Quartz :3
>>42914610My roommate has told me a couple times recently that I should transition. Be careful what you ask for anon.
>>42914610>straight>jerks off to femboyshe's gay anon
>>42914610GIWTWM (your friend)
>>42914645i can shoot past my head
>>42914640>you are a low iq dick sucking muleAre you on your period or something, calm down or maybe post a man you like instead.
>>42914643i have no twitter, Instagram, tiktok, facebook, snap, because i require as little contact with humans as possible.
>>42914654We might be able to be friends
>>42914608What kind of soup?I let you know if the chiropractor stuff is fixed upAlso my coop includes my red pandas lolI have a new one too. I will post him when I can
>>42914653It's weird how straight men are more accepting of femboys, who are openly and obviously males but with a feminine twist, over transgenders who actually try to be women. Funny old world.
>>42914645Steady streamer mostly, when I prostate orgasm it doesn't really dribble as much as it sort of just rolls right on out, sometime a spurt or 2 at the end.
How do you find love as a fag with autism
Having a femboy friend would be great
>>42914678Dress well. Shave. Go to bars or some place where you can meet people.If you stay in all the time you won't.
>>42914678Hope some neurotypical top barges into your living room and CNC marries you
>>42914678Doing construction work. IYKYK
How do you find a straight friend to feminize you as a joke haha
>>42914686I tried that but I don't know how to talk to people in bars and also I can't tell if they're into it or if they are just being polite.
>>42914705Maybe I'm just lucky then. I'm not sure.Usually having a few beers helps the conversation flow.
>>42914667Wedding soup. I don't quite know what it is but its a nice vegetable broth, I think, with little meatballs, spinach and wee pasta beads. I like it a lot for some reason.I am glad the chiropractor is working out. I never quite know what to make of them, but people seem to get something from it. I am glad it is helping!I will be looking forward to the pics. I scan threads day to day if I don't have time to post, so I usually pick up bits and pieces. I will keep an eye out for them even if I can proper post and catch up with you.Right now, I am going to eat this lasagne, listen to some news and be mad. Be well, sweet Jager.
>>42914656oh yeah thats so hot>>42914674man thats nice too sperm is so great
>>42914716Oh the chiropractor situation is not good right now, it's complicated, but Im frying to see a 2nd oneTake care my friend. Enjoy the food coma
>dating apps are gross>sniffies is gross>grindr is unusableWhat now
>>42914645always shoot at least a little sometimes for no discernible reason i get a super shot
>>42914732go outside
>>42914746bars are gross too
>>42914749Or clubs. Concerts. Festivals. Events in your local area. Whatever you're interested in.
>>42914739nice the surprise factor from a huge load is awesomeive been fucking around with viagra and i usually have double orgams the second one is much smaller
>>42914753>clubsthose are just more expensive bars>concertstoo loud to talk to people>festivalsonly happen twice a year
>>42914753next thing you're gonna say is that i should start licking toilet tushies
>>42914767i always get chatted up in line at the grocery store but its ALWAYS the exact type of guy i'm not interested in at all
>>42914771become the toilet in berghain
>>42914767Talk to people before and after the concert or during the intermission.When I said clubs I meant activities. Maybe at your community centre or other places.I'm not sure about festivals but we have lots of them in the UK.
>>42914798do you go to the gay grocery store or something?
>>42914806will that grant me a gay bf?
>>42914705just sit around cutely autistically until some guy starts hitting on you thats what I do
>>42914824That's what I do too. It works. But I'm hot so his mileage may vary.
*me psionically connected to a trannoid* i do not want you
feeling particularly shitty todaywould try going for a bicycle ride but I'm fat and out of shape and too depressed plus it's windyI just don't "get" men
>>42914821yes if you survive 24 hours of consuming biohazard excrement in berghain you will be granted the perfect 11/10 bf of yozr dreams
are there any alternatives to therapyno drugs or sex
last night some nosy guy in the elevator felt the need to say "have a good night" to me as he left for his floor.for what purpose bro? did it not look like i was already having a good night? i don't need anyone's permission to have a good night, fucking faggot.and i aint gonna suck your dick for being nice to me, unless you're hot (he wasn't).why is it so hard for people to mind their own damn business. gosh
>>42914732be social, be openly gay, have a friend group, and family members you can trust you never know it might be the alt-right homophobe in your family who connects you with another guy you really like and likes you back God works in mysterious ways like that you won't get anywhere in life without the help of others as there is no independent person on this planet who has ever made it on their own through their own efforts and closet cases always fail horribly at trying to master the art of hiding their faggotry and at life in general
>>42914651you don t look true aryan white to me buddy
>>42913762third times the charm
>>42914937why would i wanna see two chopped chins kissing
>>42914824how drunk should I be for that?
How do I unsubscribe from the pedoposting
tfw no cute gamer twink bf that tops and bottoms
>>42914947that is just called vers you dipshit
>>42914947i will break you, so stop this. stop talking about boyfriends..
has anyone ever met their boyfriend at church?
>>42914955Shut the fuck up
>>42914955no actually vers males are bottoms in disguise "dipshit">>42914957no I NEED a shut-in twinky bf that shares my hobbies and isn't some hikebro breeder that visits gloryholes
>>42914967>>42914970you shut the fuck up, no one cares abt what you want or need, you are subhuman and worthless
>>42914970i'm not a twink anymore so idc, doesnt apply to meguys under 30 are annoying
>>42914955topping and bottoming are actions you mongoloid
>>42914898anime
why so much hate between sisters...we're all FAGGOTS HEREACT LIKE IT
>>42915013EAT SHIT AND DIE NERD
>>42915028You are Romanian
do you believe in true love
>>429149442 long island ice tea drunk
>>42915032cmon anon that's too far...
new cock >>42915052
This is supposed to be a sisterhood and im not feeling the sisterhood rn...
>>42915032i fucking hate you, hang yourself by your guts, you are so disgusting that even vlad the impaler wouldn t have impaled you, your rotting corpse would have been a too disgusting sight to look at