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>qott4t:
would you consider sumo wrestling?
>qott4c:
would you consider a sumo tranny gf?
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18 YEAR OLD TRANNIES I LOVE YOU <3 <3 <3
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>>42936948
I'm having dirty thoughts about this woman. She's mommy.
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>>42936948
Oh yeah id do that. Although Id make sure to hold back as to not spark controversy. Ill aim for 4th place and partake in match rigging for the extra money.
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I can tell this shit is gonna feel like a dick
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i'm taking you to Canoe MEFy
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thats it. my funeral on monday
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>>42936948
>q4t
already got the body for it i suppose, why not
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fore I go broke like Joc
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>>42936980
where are we canoeing to?
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when a girl has that STANK.
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>>42936994
the restaurant
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>guy at work has skinhead aura, but not sure
>he gets his gf a job here
>oh she’s black, i guess that clears things up
>she keeps ranting about the jews
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>>42937015
do they have poutine?
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>>42936980
doesn’t mef have a bf
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>>42937000
dat mf stank
dat pungency
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>qott4c
Of course.
Cope and seethe moar, no THICC trans GF chaserbros.
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>>42937022
no i don't believe so
>>42937025
well... don't kill the mood now...
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>>42937032
drop the sextape bro
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Only way id go to the gym is if its with someone else. Way too afraid to bench press. I like the machines tho. The lat pull down is the most fun
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>>42937038
Only one with him bottoming
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wish I lived in a condo that had an indoor gym. Only way id go. God I hate having to walk in the heat/cold to get to the gym. Condos seem so cool. Ill sell my house one day to get a condo.
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>>42937037
well then canoe me home! >:(
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>>42937070
if you have a house you can just buy gym equipment, surely you have a garage or basement to put it in
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i want to feed my sourdough starter again... i want it to feel my love....
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>>42937086
standing over it making a creepy expression
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>>42937083
i like guys with grey in their beard. its hot as fuck
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>>42937079
aite i tried
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>>42937084
>Garage
nope
>Basement
I literally can't stand up in the Basement Way too small. More like a cave. The walls are jagged rock. the floor is uneven. Theres wooden beams you'll hit your head against
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>>42937087
give her a little wheat germ :) cheating but it is okay she deserves it
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white woman came in the store today with that donkey booty good lawrd i literally did a double take she had the baggiest cargo pants on but you could still see EVERYTHING
AOW AOW AWOOOOOOOOOGA
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>>42937094
if i don’t get enough poutine i die ok
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https://voca.ro/1gSXg0UXlvrI
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idk about any of you, but woke transphobia pisses me off more than the regular kind
>”for women and non binary people!”
>”afab only space!”
like just call me a dirty tranny and get it over with, yknow?
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Fuck bros. My last house we rented had a garage where id use my stepdads gym weights.

All I have now is an exercise bike and two kettle bells.
(ones 25 the other is 35)
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>>42937119
for me it's wendy's poutine
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tranny only space aka a cage at the foot of my bed
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>>42936948
I love sumo wrestling!
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>>42937038
I haven't talked her into vids yet.
>>42937054
I left out 4 x 25mg Viagra for her. Usually she needs 50, but we had steak and potatoes for dinner so she might need 100. I'll know a quarter hour after she takes the 50. She has a weeks load and usually cums in less than 3 mins.
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>>42937123
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>>42937173
weird strawman
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qott is dumb
>>42937105
https://voca.ro/1anZBTjzZr1Q
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I'm a horny older transbian with money
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https://voca.ro/13ntSFVffsgf
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>>42937172
mr American and his fat tranny are the grossest couple
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>>42937173
true
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>>42937173
this but literally. throwback to an entirely female presenting theyfab accusing me of being transphobic to her at work and i was given sensitivity training over it
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chasers, would you be creeped out if your tranny wanted to call you dad sometimes? (not necessarily in a sexual context)
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>>42937173
This is retard language and faggot terminology, it's boring, retarded, I don't care for it.
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>>42937183
https://voca.ro/1lOQyYduPrkz
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https://voca.ro/16WjACa0Fg6k
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>>42937197
Nah
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>>42937185
hey august, how’s lilith’s clicker training going?
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>>42937207
Who?
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https://voca.ro/13CvXpD9mLue
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>>42937197
I'd be weirded out, I'm not all that fatherly, I can pretend but it's just gonna be a guy your age acting an approximation of his dad.
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>>42937133
never had it
luv me baconators
canoe me to wedneys
>>42937150
it’s so cool!!!
have you seen bears (animal) fight? it reminds me of that!
>>42937183
I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!
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>>42937185
is there not a thread for this? mtfg?
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>>42937173
i’m like the theyfab but with racial minorities! =)
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>>42937185
Big Soph
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>>42937178
this does genuinely happen
>>42937196
many such cases! i am not nb phobic but i think if we were going to have a conversation about who is and who is not trans its people who identify as nb we should be looking at
>>42937198
didn't ask
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>>42937129
no i just think you're that dude that's obsessed with trannies and bbc.. i really dont give a fuck about race things.. its not a major factor for me at all, i hang out with so many randoms when its nice out, i just dont care about races or religions or politics irl.. its more a 4chan thing..
when you go outside do people talk about 4chan shit outside? usually not. it's contained here. does that make sense?
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My discords beanboy2026
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>>42937224
Who?

>>42937219
That thread is still around?
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>>42937200
https://voca.ro/1moANbTH73jn
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>>42937139
i would like to go there
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>>42937226
Yes bb woke bb woke babe bae extra
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any cool tranners in/around spain?
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watching my future boyfriend shower right now... he's so cute...
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>>42937226
https://voca.ro/1kvQzAbfi1o3
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>>42937233
https://voca.ro/1lhoIfDXUiXy
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>>42937212
>I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!
https://voca.ro/1f1YUMTcqYgH
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>>42937191
You can continue to cope and seethe moar, or you can find a quality THICC trans GF. Those are your choices. There is no middle ground.
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>>42937226
I find you morbidly intriguing, you can just say no? So it was like a bit? Genuinely hard to tell with you.
> i really dont give a fuck about race things
What about the nazi shit?
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>>42937242
Neska is
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>>42937244
Glad to see you're finally being more open about your peeping proclivities
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>>42937249
This is an immersive beanboy experience
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>>42937197
i don't even like daddy from girls
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>>42937256
who
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>>42937228
Yea bb /mtfg/ is the goats blood
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>>42937263
i don't like saying daddy either, that's kinda cringe desu. i just mean dad
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>>42937251
really cool picture!!!
>>42937252
GLADLY
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>>42937235
gonna need a big ass cage not a turn off but a logistical consideration
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there is a skunk that lives in my neighbourhood
i have met him twice
we are friends
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>>42937257
:3
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>>42937266
https://voca.ro/1f0fHeEWJGDg
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>>42937269
https://voca.ro/1nxv69YWFLsj
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>>42937270
yeah..... I know......
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>>42937225
it was concocted in your brain Lil snuster
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>>42937173
It's hilarious when men (trannies) and women (pooners/theyfabs) go at it
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I have a friend who I call Daddy but it's just like as friends she's like totally chill u would like her. that's not a problem for you right?
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>>42937225
idk i’m not really into policing who is and isn’t trans, like im not gonna pretend i didn’t side eye her when she said “i can’t believe they’re doing this to US” when i told her id been banned from using the cis people toilets, but at the same time trying to set up boundaries about who gets to call themselves trans doesn’t seem like the wisest idea. i think like maybe a little bit of gate keeping might be a good thing but i feel like that can just get taken too far too easily and then you end up in a blaire white arc
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>>42937267
Don't reply to me lol
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stomping the pig marrow out of a chasers neckbone
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I like when they draw a twinke a little chubbier then normal care if makes me think someone must be taking good care of him :)
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>>42937185
hi
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>>42937288
That's fine, mommy
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>>42937304
Hi :)
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>>42937309
Good kitten
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>>42937261
https://voca.ro/155gDhZWBOd0
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>>42937291
I used to think similarly but increasingly I just do not think cissex people have any place in transsexuals business, and I think the focusing on identity and internal experiences (sense of self, how one feels) over material stuff has done a lot to hurt trans people. Trans women especially. I don't rly care about validity but like, I am not going to pretend a trans nb person who doesn't transition is any closer to what my own experiences are than a cis person. Sorry.
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>>42937313
Wait no too far
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>>42937273
Explains the smell. I care about you.
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>>42937312
heyyyyy im alex :D
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>>42937301
what did chasers do to you, violence poster
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>>42937253
can someone explain what i’m actually looking at in these images? i can’t work it out
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>>42937326
Big ahh ho
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>>42937269
>GLADLY
https://voca.ro/1b1vy6uIwOBQ
>>42937251
https://voca.ro/12en7udfy1to

https://youtu.be/0Ssi-9wS1so?si=veb_74PzW-RI5Flp
16:58 is the best part
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>>42937322
Hi I am anona
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>>42937318
im big on the material stuff angle I think it's great we're having all these conversations about what it means to be trans I don't know if they need to be the main focus while we have so many people who can't eat, people who have nowhere to live, and a huge population dependent on sex work to find any employment at all. idk
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>>42937330
https://voca.ro/1mC6VV8cuMF3
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>>42937319
too late to back out now cutie :3
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>>42937338
Ig I feel they are one and the same, because the identity first framing that leads to theyfab-ism is the same one that imagines that the needs of transsexuals starts and ends at pronoun circles or being told how brave we are.
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>>42937254
again it's just a 4chan thing idk any nazis irl i wouldn't associate with them, i literally hang out with brown people and jews and liberals most the time lol
i know about it, i've studied, i understand that perspective... but irl, it doesn't really factor in much. my idea of nazi shit is living on a farm with chickens and horses and a couple cows and goats.. my ideal nazi vision is basically almost like the amish community..
that's how i see it. i'm not a boot boy.. i dont shave my head or have tattoos, or laced boots or go around yelling shit at random people.. i hate those political movement truly, they're a bunch of fags. instead of chimpchanting and throwing romans and protesting..
they could try planting a potato or wrapping a horse hoof or hanging out with chickens and collecting eggs.. ya know..


does that make sense? i like the idea of working the land and living in peaceful harmony with animals. that's my ideal lifestyle. and thats my ideal vision of national socialism. like a homestead community. and i think alot of socialists and communists, libertarians, liberals.. all sorts understand that too. but that lifestyle isn't for everyone. it works out well in the country, but in the city its much different..
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>>42937173
evilness is stored in the roastie flaps
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>>42937334
heyyyy wanna see my tits
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>>42937341
https://voca.ro/1xvUv9WVNfeO
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>>42937356
Sure lol
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>>42937318
i mean i agree with literally every word of that if im being honest, an alt girl who puts she/they in her twitter bio should not be saying tranny, but i think with nb people specifically trying to draw lines around who is and who isn’t doesn’t really end well, i would take some larpers over genuine nb people having to stay in the closet. i am a huge fan of the term transsexual as a specific descriptor though, and yeah some separation so we can speak for ourselves would probably be for the best
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>>42937359
https://voca.ro/139QyHEPu6Uk
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>>42937315
Could you make a longer one, i'm listening to it with music to try and recreate something from memory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3rHuFlghJs
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i want to kiss a guy so bad
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>>42937278
MILF!?????!
>>42937321
well i care about skunkfren
>>42937330
haha yes! it’s true!!
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>>42937350
for sure yea. to me there's a lot of parallels to the queer liberation movement being castrated into the gay marriage movement largely with the help of the CIA. and we all saw how that turned out
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>>42937329
this doesn’t help, what body part is he touching?
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>>42937372
https://voca.ro/19GGqbPSb9eA
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>>42937322
Famous footwear?
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>>42936948
I want a throbbing cock to fire a thick, viscous cumshot down my throat.
What a shame that I'm not gay.
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>>42937380
Maiq?
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>>42937363
i grew them myself. wanna get married now https://litter.catbox.moe/86nvgvsdbgyhwyvq.jpeg
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So just going back many hours there was that anon who thought they knew what cptsd looks like...

Yeah so >>42937301 is the kind of behaviour one would expect.

Dysregulated violent fantasies aimed at everyone. It's not isolation from being depressed, it's isolation from fortress mentality.

I bet they have weapons everywhere they are highly proficient with. They have run every scenario on how to manage being swatted or how to retake their own home when it has been invaded by some non descript federal goon squad or a foreign invading army, or even the cartels.

This is why a lot of drill is as violent as it seems.
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>>42937380
I'm gay and I want this
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>>42937197
Men don't get creeped out by small stuff like that. I'd laugh it out and probably reply something like
>Yes daughter? (not necessarily in a sexual context)
Now that would be funny to see if you'd get creeped out by that, or how long would you keep it going
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>>42937386
>>42937356
>>42937322
Damn, well that previous thing didn't last
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>ask for vc with my boyfriend
>ghosted the rest of the day
every time :)
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>>42937394
He's probably embarrassed of his fagcent
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>>42937391
Get in line faggot
>>42937382
No
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I just keep reminding myself this is as good as it gets for someone like me.
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>>42937386
hot
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>>42937393
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>>42936948
I was a sumo wrestler before I moved to LA
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>>42937400
we should set up a ticket system or something at this point
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>>42937386
Yes I do
I'll marry you
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>>42937354
laughing at this, my new favorite copy pasta
https://voca.ro/1guMFnTkDVPk
>>42937368
https://voca.ro/13eK4xxzmiTl
>>42937372
>haha yes! it’s true!
stinky
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also dojne showering
my hair is soo long now but it's disgusting bitch ass masculine curly hair so it doesn't matter
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>>42937423
okayyyyy yay <3 i'll see u in miami for our wedding
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>>42937427
I could pay for something better lol
You already have a gf though
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>>42937424
https://voca.ro/14OPSOkLtd6v
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i can’t believe my work wife quit (i only spoke to her once)
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>>42937434
don't worry about that kitten <3 what's ur discord
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>>42937436
Can you shut up? You are giving me a headache
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Yes dad let's go hang out with chickens what was I thinking about hanging out with humans
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>>42937420
knock yourself out
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>>42937427
Don't ignore my question. You can't hide from the bloodhound.
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i'm so touch starved i wish a guy was groping my tits rn
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>>42937424
lol ja ya know?
did it ever occur to them all they have to do is fuck off and plant potatos and milk cows?
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>>42937441
AAAAAAAAAAAAHWHAHYAAGAFFFFAAAAFAFAFAFBLOBOLBOBLBLBOAHAHAHAHAA :D
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>>42937453
what was even the question
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>>42937462
rude
maybe that's why you don't have any friends at work
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>>42937350
incredibly lukewarm take but superwokes trying to normalise pronoun circles is one of the worst things to happen to trans people in recent history, right alongside
>“you should never assume someone’s gender, unless they’re cis! so if you see a tranny make sure it knows that everyone knows it’s a tranny by asking it for its pronouns :)”
i got asked what pronouns i prefer at work last week and i’m still salty
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>>42937326
>>42937375
You've obviously never seen a naked woman outside porn, let alone a THICC trans woman.
I'm taking my GF to bed soon and we will enjoy a long session then fall asleep together. You will be bending your dick to porn and sleep by yourself in a smelly crusty bed.
Cope and seethe moar.
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>tfw no cow milking gf
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>>42937435
https://voca.ro/1lfFZrFf0XSC
>>42937455
i think what youre trying to say is they could try not being nazis, not hating groups of people and just live their life
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>>42937470
she looks obese lowkey
her fat isn't in the right places she looks like she has gout
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>>42937470
Man i'll pay you money to stop posting. Just name your price
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when someone asks for my pronouns I raise my eyebrows and say 'what do you think?' in a catty voice
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not gonna lie big bro is spot on
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>>42937476
https://voca.ro/1bDgf4azQ6UQ
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>>42937477
she is 250 lbs
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>>42937484
This is exactly what I do ahaha
I usually go 'guess' instead whilst looking at them like they're thick
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>>42937482
I'll stop when you post your THICC trans GF.
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>>42937467
maybe if i went AAAAAAAAAAAAHWHAHYAAGAFFFFAAAAFAFAFAFBLOBOLBOBLBLBOAHAHAHAHAA at work i would have friends but instead i say nothing
>>42937468
>”what are your pronouns? don’t worry, i ask everyone!”
>they never ask anyone else
>>42937484
i go “i don’t believe in none of that shit”
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>>42937326
you ever play the meat level of classic fps soldier of fortune?
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>>42937470
thats not thicc thats morbidly obese holy cow
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>>42937477
it’s called lipedema
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>>42937499
>AAAAAAAAAAAAHWHAHYAAGAFFFFAAAAFAFAFAFBLOBOLBOBLBLBOAHAHAHAHAA
this is how i made friends
>>42937486
amish nazis dont own phones luckily
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>>42937470
well, yeah? i don’t spend much time in bed with women? i’m pretty sure we’ve established that’s not quite my thing, idk why it’s so controversial that i just can’t parse what this anonymous flesh is?? i just don’t know what the perspective is here
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>>42937440
You're hot but idk could be fun
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>>42937518
https://voca.ro/14ROyTF9nemO
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>>42937514
that's not what lipedema looks like. lif she had lipedema there would be a cuff of fat above the foot and the calf would be straight like a tube of ground beef
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>>42937497
Bro i do not want a THICC trans gf, i want a CUTE trans gf.
Also your gf is not THICC, she is OBESE. That bitch has a quadruple chin and you know it
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>>42937528
let's run it
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>>42937484
i immediately go ACHHH HERE THEY GO AGAIN TRYING TO MAKE ME DO ALL THE WOKE PRONOUNS IT'S PC GONE MAD
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>>42937518
i’m scared to say it in real life
maybe i will start by whispering it
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YOUNG MAN YOUNG MAN ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME
YOUNG MAN YOUNG MAN WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE
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>>42937470
>sausage fingers in the background
kek
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>>42937499
>but instead i say nothing
that's what i'm asking you to do here too, so why don't you oblige?
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>>42937476
look at all these "men" not a single horse.. not a single hammer.. no chickens.. just walking around all angry and yelling like a bunch of retards imagine if they all decided to build a barn? and start there?
i mean they all probably make $30k a year? they can't crowdfund a piece of land in missouri or something and plant some vegetables and build a chicken coop? ya know? or milk cows? why!? can't hook up a plow to a horse? why?
cause they're fake & gay fags boot boys.
meanwhile here is some real nazi shit.. the amish.. literally the answer to all their problems. their own will.. their own labor.. their own people.. blah blah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZL7TqSeDus
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>>42937484
people she/her me but then sometimes they apologize for not asking first
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>>42937540
one day i’ll go “personally i’m anti-noun”
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>>42937536
Lipedema is technically just misplaced fat, it doesn’t always form a cuff especially with hrt fat distribution errors where it balls up like cottage cheese
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>>42937554
becoz i say nothing all damn day and i get pent up
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oh and the best part.. the amish? they're fucking german! it's perfect..
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>>42937564
call your boyfriend
talk to your teddy
speak to your parents
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>>42937520
Oh, I'm sorry. This is her left leg
>>42937477
>>42937503
>>42937514
Your cope and seethe is moar palpable
>>42937488
Truth.

Later trannies and chasers. Cope and seethe moar.
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>>42937563
well it's a very typical sign of lipedema. her skin texture is also very smooth, lipedema usually has an orange peel like texture. i think she's just a big bitch
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>>42937578
Later. Looks like you hit the jackpot :]
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>>42937529
https://voca.ro/1kMb6Ay1So3v
>>42937551
thats what i did, i slowly mumbled it under my breath for weeks and than one day i just screamed it at a customer and everyone started cheering
>>42937555
is this what gay parades in the states look like?
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hello goobers
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>>42937552
YOUNG MAN, YOU CAN MAKE REAL YOUR DREAMS
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>>42937465
Famous footwear?
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>>42937598
Hello clavicular
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>>42937558
slay
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>>42937593
https://voca.ro/13tFguHZdJTI
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>>42937577
no
i am mean to teddy now and i beat him up all the time
no
>>42937593
okay i will start trying this thx u
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>>42937605
clavicular is a different person
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>>42937598
https://voca.ro/11Kv26WgbQfB
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watching one punch man and noticed they have a trans girl who is a hero. Okamaitachi "while born a male, she has the heart of an innocent young maiden searching for love"
shes so cute and is a badass swordfighter.
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This season of chasergen is so dogshit
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>>42937614
wtf did Teddy do to you?
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>>42937593
>https://voca.ro/1kMb6Ay1So3v
Lmao
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>>42937616
whoa lumpy haven't seen you in awhile
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>>42937514
Yeah just looks like lipedema to me. Really unhealthy sign, I feel pretty lucky to have never dealt with it when I was a big gal. Her life tho. I dont think its anyones business. So what he likes fat chicks? Fat chicks are hot.
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>>42937609
pronouns are illegal where im from
>>42937614
>thx u
welcome bestie
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>>42937616
Do you do bone smashing tho? You kinda mog him, your lines are very....defined
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>>42937616
>>42937598
You're pretty
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>>42937630
he hates me i can see it in his eyes so i punch him and strangle him and pretend i’m breaking his bones
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>>42937625
Honestly this seasons been very good during euro hours.
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>>42937636
https://voca.ro/160PrnMSFGez
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>>42937624
i wonder if her name is a pun on 'kamaitachi' (weasel yokai that ride on whirlwhinds and cause painless cuts; common "cool" name for anything sword related) and 'okama' (faggot)
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>>42937635
>I dont think its anyones business
He makes it everyone's business by spamming her ugly pics
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>>42937598
Omg haiiii its been a minute <3
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>>42937538
Considering it but I want someone all to myself, I'm a weird lady that wants control
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Troubled
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>>42937646
might live like the amish off grid
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Hi
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>>42937642
Disgusting, so disappointed on you rn. Crazy how you turn your back on Teddy the moment you found a bf, you, crazy, unloyal, bitch
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>>42937649
Yeah but i also feel bad that everyones dunking on her cuz we dont even know if shes consenting to being posted
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>>42937662
https://voca.ro/1oDwqKrdlEXl
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>>42937633
hello anon or shall i say maiq
>>42937638
if I never transitioned maybe i would bone smash possibly
>>42937639
thank you anon! youre nice!
>>42937653
hello saltine
did i guess right??
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>>42937657
i don't actually have a gf lmfao i just added someone on here earlier today . but she's too young for me. we can talk about it in DMs :)
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>>42937668
he HATES me!!!!!
and he will PAY!!!!!!!
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>>42937658
Good. What about?
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>>42937648
I don't know Japanese, so maybe. just appreciate how progressive they've been with using trans characters way before us here in America.
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>>42937672
you look like my cis friend actually freakishly similar
>>42937671
dont scream please
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>>42937669
>we dont even know if shes consenting to being posted
That actually crossed my mind. And i'm not dunking on her personally, just on the guy posting
Don't forget that he is not even proud of her, he doesn't even show her face or anything, he comes here to dunk on chaser for not having le THICC trans gf so it's fair for me to dunk on him too
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>>42937684
Cant find nintendo
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I like the idea of a gf that weighs as much as a sumo wrestler, but I'd prefer it be because she's wearing space marine armor.
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>>42937687
https://voca.ro/15XyX6jXMBbm
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>>42937685
its cool for sure!
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>>42937672
I feel like you must give one hell of a stank face if you want to. You've got the right features for it.
>>42937690
How is that possible? It's inside your house.
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>>42937672
You pretty as fuck here. Put the glasses on
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>>42937699
Big house
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>>42937705
They make them nintendos big and brightly colored so children don't lose them. Try leaving out some of it's favorite food if that doesn't work.
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>>42937695
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that one anon who potentially cock blocked me from a rich mommy gf will pay. he is going to hell.
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>>42937715
https://voca.ro/1mADvgRtTbtS
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>>42937713
its grey... its not easy to find at all...
i tried to leave out a stylus for it to eat but i couldnt find those either...
defeated
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>>42937678
Now you have a boyfriend so you replaced Teddy with him and the way your tiny brain found to rationalize is by creating this scenario where he """hates""" you
The day your bf breaks up with you you'll go back to Teddy and you know what will happen? He will take you back because he doesn't hate you, he loves you
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do you know central and south americans are the real american cowboys? and always have been?
if you want good hands with your cattle and horses, you get bean boys.. ya know?
when i think of real cowboys i think of central and south american people, most the best bull riders are brazilian.
and central and south american people just smell good to me for some reason idk why.

https://files.catbox.moe/h71lk3.mp4
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>>42937625
It's actually the best season because I found my girl during it
Idk what the rest of yall are doing
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>>42937249
i was trying to respond to you but im retarded
>>42937728
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>>42937624
You didn't notice anything you looked up trans opm characters
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>>42937687
>>42937701
nah those are just flattering photos of me. irl im unmistakably ogreish and trannyish
>>42937699
i do worry sometimes that i might give people meaner looks than I intend when I'm feeling insecure out in public but its not really an issue just a little thing
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>>42937728
cowboys? how about you ride this cock instead?
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>>42937721
>it's grey
I forgot you're old and dying. Maybe you should put an airtag on it next time you find it. Might be considered stalking though and I guess trust is important in these kinds of relationships.
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chasers, do you like trannies with freckles?
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>>42937726
he does love me! and that’s why he lets me hit him!
i love teddy!!
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On my way to pregame with a friend I made b4 going to da club
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>>42937746
worried about damaging the trust we've built up. especially when i have so little time left to repair any betrayal before i crumble to dust
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>>42937741
whats that apparition in the bottom right?
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>>42937741
You kinda look like tranny Charlie Kirk here or am i seeing things?
And it's ok, we all have better days, better photos, i think that's normal. But do you wear glasses or not?
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>>42937742
you ever save a horse? or traffick a million dollars in coke?
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Call me a cowgirl the way I lactate
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>>42937748
whos teddy?
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>>42937762
thats me manifesting in a cloud of weed smoke to sow misandry in the hearts of tranners like madokami except fatter and even more annoying
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>>42937747
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!
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>>42937741
Girl likes her blunts. I just wanted to let you know that building behind you is really ugly. Nice legs though, sheeeesh.
>>42937757
Don't live with regret when you've got so little living left to do! Maybe it's time to forgive and see if you can't repair the rift between you both. Or just cheat on em idk, I've never liked nintendo.
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>>42937748
Exactly which makes your hate towards him even more fucked up
Give him a kiss on the cheek
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>>42937741
yea you look nothing like her in that Pic, still female presenting though, self hate is just self sabotage
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>>42936948
i miss him so much. i miss him so much. i hate my life
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call me a cowgirl the way they're making me into a burger soon
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>>42937777
checked... based quints for infidelity ill follow ur wisdom
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>>42937768
this idiot
>>42937780
NOO!!!!!!!!
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>>42937747
I like Sardas, yes.
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>>42937765
I've never saved a horse, in fact it was me who killed Pie-O-My
Never trafficked coke but i did see Narcos
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PRC
TQM
AMG
Why these vatos cant name a song more than 3 letter bruh T_T
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im trafficking horses and saving cocaine
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>>42937796
what about me...
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smoking weed rn. tried eating the smoke and it came out my nose. now it burns.
>>42937795
Are you like a plushophile?
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>>42937747
A tran with freckles did me dirty so no
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>>42937785
if you died on the open prairie? ... .. i would eat you.
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>>42937805
nta but yes
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>>42937795
Look at his smile, he is so happy to be with you, you can't fake that level of happiness

Give him a kiss and let him hit tonight
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>>42937672
Lol yes you did :)
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>>42937817
thats the cycle of life baby
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The aesthetics of early bleach are so fire bruh. Make me wanna be a 2000s Japanese school girl
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>>42937818
your a plushophile or meffy is?
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>>42937804
Alright you got me anon, I do like you too.
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>>42937832
me. i will fuck anything i can catch
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>>42937814
What did she do to you?
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>>42937834
:DD
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>>42937805
a little bit
>>42937818
>:(
>>42937822
i will hug him and THAT’S. IT.
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>>42937839
>anything
Anything anything?
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>>42937848
anything anything
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there should be a term for the space between socks and skirt
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>>42937846
How have you been lately? Life good?
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>>42937762
>>42937763
the ghost of charlie kirk?? also yes i have non prescription glasses to look smarter
>>42937777
i don't really like blunts but the person I smoke with who took that photo only smokes them so i concede. thanks for the leg compliment though!
>>42937781
that's what my therapist says but idk i feel like it's overrr. but i'm trying to make things better. it's just that its been so many years now. im almost 30 and stuff.
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>>42937852
absolute territory!
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>>42937852
Nb4 nerd ass (bronya) brings up ZR
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>>42937841
Became a guy and made me gay
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>>42937847
elaborate on that. its okay. im a very understanding person.
>>42937850
interesting. Very admirable.
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>>42937847
No, that was not the deal
Hug, kiss on the cheek and let him hit. Also apologize to you, poor guy has been suffering a lot
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>>42937859
huehuehuehuehue. its the correct term!
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>>42937826
and if i died out there? you can eat me.
https://youtu.be/aYtn1Nxdnp4?si=SC-AUfExD2lR79lZ&t=48
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>>42937855
>almost 30 and stuff.
im 33, its a silly little barrier in our brain to hurdle, im hotter than ever
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>>42937783
Me but the chaser version
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>>42937824
i could tell it was you because you're so sweet! you have you been?! you cross my mind sometimes!
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>>42937859
>>42937869
i did it on purpose, this was all a ruse
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>>42937880
I know you did thats why I didnt answer and knew bronya would
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>>42937855
So you need a boyfriend? Where you from?
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>>42937855
Nah, you cute and seem pretty chill and normal for a place like this anyway. Do you like men?
>almost 30
I don't really care but you do look older than that imo
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>>42937880
i kinda figured but it still feels good to complete a task. its like how with dogs you have to let them fetch a stick every day or they get depressed
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>>42937875
with better life expectancy than ever before 50 year olds are hot now
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>>42937783
he probably misses you too
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>>42937896
heh heh... you're pretty smart... i'll trick you later
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>>42937913
Nah
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bf who doesn't mind the fact that i'm a mentally ill retard
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-LBK310Kog
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>>42937864
i really like teddy bears
>>42937865
i top teddy, do you not know that??
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humps you a little
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when are we even getting a new pokémon mystery dungeon anyway
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>>42937941
Interesting. Well if your interested theres a Belgium seller who makes human sized and humanoid stuffed bears. Its really nice. Though its not intended for that use. Its normal
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>>42937958
It's a mystery
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please refer to the chart
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>>42937941
I know that, but that was before you started beating him up. He deserves to reverse roles for once
Let Teddy hit
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>>42937962
and a dungeon
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>>42937897
well im on the market but i suck at dating and haven't been in a relationship in a looong time. also I'm from the northeast US
>>42937901
I do like men! but now you have to tell me how old do i look?
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Discordia
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>>42937965
i fall under stealth passoid here but i would choose death before stealth. i demand that your chart accommodate me personally
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>>42937961
oh, i’m aware of the belgian seller
>>42937967
oh alright, i’ll purchase a strap
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>>42937980
big fan of this post
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>>42937973
Wait. You're not from Philly by chance are you? I thought I might've recognized that ugly ass building but that felt like very low odds.
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>>42937965
gigahon checking in
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I want a guy to slap me, not for anything I did but just to say "you're gonna be a good girl for me right" and then comfort me and kiss my forehead when I say yes so I associate him with relief
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>>42937978
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>>42937965
All look like men
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>>42937987
Bro why can't you look like this
https://www.tiktok.com/@nysir96/video/7615420629583400223?_r=1&_t=ZS-94fXsItDx1F
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>>42937973
If you like men then i like you
And not much older, if i had to guess i would have said like 32/33 early 30s for sure
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>>42937973
pennsylvania?
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>>42937975
What
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I guess i pass stealthily. No stranger has called me a guy before. And I was more overtly femenine at the start of my transition.
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>>42937985
lol yes i am from philly. i guess the buildings are pretty distinct
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>>42937994
thank you.... you get me....
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>>42937973
generic chaser
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>>42937997
Bc im 85 lbs and dont do my makeup like that nor am I even majority black and also unlike him I have disgusting curly hair not feminine straight hair. And this is all before even factoring in just the fact that I'm chopped.
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>>42937980
I want to smell your Teddy
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>>42937984
thx
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i want to hold on to a man and press my face into his naked chest and never let go
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>>42938003
That's wild, yeah I guess they sure are. I didn't say anything at first because I figured no way. I went to Temple so I spent a few years. From the hip I'm guessing Drexel?
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>>42937997
Also the comments are killing me bc I used to have comments exactly like that on tiktoks where I used my moidvoice
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>>42938015
thats a ftm if i've ever seen one
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>>42937973
You look 55
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>>42937997
Idc about all that but the fic is called save it for the bedroom
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>>42938011
i got you homie
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>>42938015
Can you keep the male version but give it huge breasts
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Though im not too worried. Being called he/him isn't a big deal.
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>>42938023
Damn bro sucks to be chopped
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>>42938037
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>>42937953
*grinds my ass into you very sexually*
"wait where is it?*
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>>42938046
Rly does but ive learned that irl people don't care that much so it's okay
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>>42938024
smells like warmth
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>>42938056
grrrrrrrrr
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had a guy tell me im hot, actually he said very hot, i wish my bf said things like this to me instead he just ignores me and asks whats for supper while playing video games
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Alex, your lack of an answer confirms it
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>>42938023
i mean that hair is textured its just been straightened in one way or another right? you can see the texture in the video
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sometimes i wish i never transitioned

>>42937998
what are you like?
>>42937999
yup
>>42938015
this made me lol i looked nothing like that pre transition. in the same jacket
>>42938030
i also went to temple but no thats not drexel. and i dont feel like doxxing myself so lets stop the guessing game lol
>>42938035
im afraid youre right
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>>42938060
Smells like dried cum, dont lie to me
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>>42938069
without exception the AI detransition edits ppl do always get mogged into oblivion by ppl's actual pretrans pics. i wonder what causes that. Are we all just chopped now
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>>42938068
Yeah no shit dude hes black
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>>42938061
GRRRRRRRRR ARF ARF.... GRRRRRRRRARF
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>>42937973
I know this exact location :-)
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>>42938081
ok ???
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>>42938069
Yeah yeah of course, I get it.
>but no thats not drexel
I was guessing that you had gone to Drexel not the building. I think considering our ages we actually might've been there at the same time which is crazy, but I'll drop it.
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>>42938095
Ok???
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>>42938077
meffy doesn’t even cum!!!
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>>42938091
rach can you stop scaring the hoes
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I have a weird obsession with radios
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>>42938063
That is THEE woman experience though. You cook and clean and he watches football and plays ball n gun games.
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>>42938040
uhmm awoooga
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>>42937997
Why is this even a reply to me anyway this guy mogs basically everyone here not just me
>>42937975
WHAT fucker
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>>42938099
like what do you want from me here....
actually i was doing my hair routine and i remembered the LOC method and i thought it might be useful for you since it was too heavy for my hair type but it'll really cram that moisture in there like nothing else. and u can do it really cheap with just water coconut oil and shea butter respectively. idk just popped into my head
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>>42938106
Ok now remove the eyebrows and make the beard longer
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>>42938079
well i got ffs so im literally chopped now you can see the drastic difference in my forehead and jaw, and also differences in the nose and cheeks and philtrum
>>42938091
that makes 2 of us
>>42938096
well you would probably recognize me if we knew each other so Im not sure. i also graduated a semester early :^) so smaller window to overlap with
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>>42938119
yeah i figured LMAO but the eye of an expert right. it looks really good they did a great job!
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>>42938119
Vaguely familiar, but yeah not ringing any real bells. Was a big school though. Anyway I'm done talking about it. You're free, go live life.
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>>42938069
How am i like? Not particularly impressive looks wise, sorry to disappoint. I am tall and have a good frame that i believe can do the carrying for me
I do think i'm a good talker and fun to be around, that's how potentially i could pick you up
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Sometimes i tell u im masturbating when im not to balance out all the times i tell you im not masturbating when i am
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Hey ladies. Daddy's lonely
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ffsoid…
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>>42938069
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>>42938131
you look cute here!
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>>42938134
Huh huh. Thanks babe, tryna fu-uh-uck?
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>>42938102
Who said anything about meffy? Teddy is getting action from multiple people.........
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>>42938133
This one made me laugh
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>>42938133
they're too small for it to make sense i couldn't tell what changed for so long... you gotta really crank it on that shit
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someone overlay bronyas face over lumpy's
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>>42938138
I am not. but it's an improvement for sure! you should keep going in this direction
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I wish you could generate faggot tranny voices with AI. I'd generate so many voice clips of trannies saying they love me
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>>42938119
you should definitely wear picrel but make the dress red. the sharp angles of your face give a very "old school elegance"
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>>42938119
Insane in the membrane :p
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>>42938148
You can just ask im in here all day
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>>42938131
>>42938133
Can we stop? It's giving me the ICK
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>>42938118
weird
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>>42938148
You can just ask me
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>>42938148
This made me sad.
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>>42938131
Aint no fucking way you said your chopped.
I see the vision.
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>>42938149
i was totally thinking the same thing like that or furs very like wealthy slavic princess vibes. or i thought of the legendary isabella rossellini in death becomes her, right?
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>>42938139
teddy is for me only!!!
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>>42938131
just put the fries in the bag please
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>>42938157
What bitch? Can't handle real men?
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>>42938131
you're a babe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8295rOMvtQI
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>>42938170
MOTHER
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>>42938171
Teddy is FREE USE
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>>42938170
I watched this movie again like a year ago. It's really not as good as I remember, but also everyone is definitely as fucking hot as I remember so there's that. Still a fun movie though
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MOTHER rossellini mention
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>>42938103
But I enjoy it so much
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>>42938158
damn it did a terrible job on the brows. Can you change the logo on the jacket to a different brand? maybe norinco?
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Not once ever have I heard the word babe spoken aloud in real life. Not sure if it's generational or regional slang.
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>>42938174
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>>42938176
Huh huh, get in the call babe, Daddy's hungry
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Alex just told me her new bf looks like, and i quote, "Pop Smoke"
I had to google it because i don't know who that is and yeah...
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>>42938177
the blueprint forever. sometimes i think i should be channeling this more and then i think how could i possibly get any closer than i already am
>>42938185
are you kidding it's a masterclass what could you possibly have to complain about
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Tfw no Christian transbian gf
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>>42938195
Im just trying to provide for you babe
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>>42938182
I WILL KILL YOU
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>>42938194
i say it in real life a bunch but im weird and gay
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>>42938200
damn he's hot
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i feel like I lost/wasted my 20s by transitioning and ruining my appearance (which wasn't great to begin witih) in an attempt to feminize myself like facial hair removal really damaged my skin over time and gave it texture and pigmentation, and then ffs sort of just made the skin looser which emphasized the problem. and the ffs I guess was successful in that I stopped getting he/him 100% of the time but my body still limits me soo much because im 6'1" and broad which isn't a death sentence by itself but combined with everything i have going on its a really bad time. I feel really isolated from other people because of my appearance and pretty much became a shut-in but pre transition i was social and used to go out and even would get asked on dates and stuff

>>42938129
well im always down to meet new people as long as ur sane enough
>>42938149
i wore a dress like this sort of once at a nye formal party thing i went a couple years ago and my friend did my makeup. felt nice to be all extravagant but i didnt feel great about my shoes which are hard to come by for me because most womens shoes stop at 10 and i'm 11
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>>42938200
im lesbian now. keep up
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>>42938200
how didnt you know who pop smoke is
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On a serious note asking chatgpt to make me look like the opposite gender and it making me a chad is pretty cool.
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>>42938209
thanks bb, im sorry to mention this but I asked for no salt on my fries I like to take salt packets and put the salt on myself
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>>42938187
we need to get you a hobby
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>>42938216
I'm white
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>>42938218
it was faceapp actually probably sa
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>>42938220
Just like me babe
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>>42938205
It's just not actually as funny as I remember, the great jokes you remember are still great, but the in between is honestly pretty flat. There's a lot of nothing in the middle. I was surprised too.
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need a bf who gets hard when he sees me crying
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>>42938225
what? What is sa
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>>42938198
wait is this you? this one would pass even better.
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>>42938210
You won't do shit. You can't even talk to your coworkers, fuck are you gonna do to me????
Sit on the cuck chair and watch everyone give Teddy what he deserves, what you could never give to him
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>>42938226
thanks sister
>>42938230
I had hit post before I finished typing, "probably same ai though" got cut off
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>>42938221
I should do P.I. work on the side
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>>42938222
me too im white autistic and nordic and even i know pop smoke the murder was all over the news for weeks. not to mention the crazy chart performance of the releases after that
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>>42938230
sexual assault
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>>42938243
Well i'm 30yo, maybe that's it then
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>>42938238
STAB
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>>42938227
maybe i should watch it again i think i just spent the downtime sitting there murmuring "gowns... beautiful gowns..."
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>>42938246
Lol not just me
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>>42938195
>>42938198
>>42938198
oh fuck
20 pc mcnugget and large fry babe?
and chocolate milkshake?
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Hold on, asking chat gpt to make the opposite gender version of me the opposite gender
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>>42938248
I'm white and over 30 and I remember him getting killed. I couldn't name a song by him, but I know who he was. You're out of touch, unc.
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whats the world record for most dick inside ones mouth at once, like all in my mouth at the same time, I want to be remembered for actually accomplishing something when I die
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>>42937719
Sorry
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>>42938242
i guess government work is out of the question given your posting history
>>42938248
that's hot. you like fat girls?
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wait. hold on. Take that photo and ask ai to make them chopped. I need to see callisti
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>>42938258
its 524
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>>42938250
I checked what I wrote down about it and apparently I liked the second half more. I also called out the staircase fall as being particularly funny and I just rewatched and damn it really is. It's like a 30 foot staircase that they just have this dummy of Meryl Streep fallin down for like a straight minute lol. I swear they even use the same shot twice
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>>42938214
You are too far away from me but otherwise i would give it a try for sure
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>>42938198
Hey daddy I lowkey have the same shirt
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>>42938267
grok, botch this tranny
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>>42938268
they must've been tiny, where the fuck can i find 525 small peniss
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>>42938264
I'm transbian and I like fat girls
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adults scare me
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>>42938269
ITS SO GOOD its high camp in its purest form. or i guess there's definitely moments where it veers into low camp but it's pretty pure
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yo why is discordia so fucking hot
this is blowing my mind right now
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Grok make this tranny mommy coded
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>>42938281
boo!
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>>42938278
haha heyy..... what u up 2 aha
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>>42938271
noae is smaller eyes are different, but they should become a faggot they be hotter
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>>42938277
jaw unhinging + trained cheek stretching goes a rly long way
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>>42938264
Fat girls like you? Sure
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>>42938281
Avoid mirrors
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>>42938271
oh my god what an angel
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>>42938290
Noaea
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>>42938282
Yeah the camp is really great. The entire time in the plastic surgery center really gets me and the entire castle full of jacked dudes in thongs always gets me too. I'm gonna end up rewatching it again I can tell already
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>>42938295
Some of them do but i also have beef with ltos of them so its kind of hit or miss
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>>42938288
O nothing just giving you attention and saying nice things to you
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>>42938133
Scott Disick look alike
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>>42938299
SO GOOD
destroy all hierarchies except the ones between me and my palace of yaoi butlers. death becomes her -> celestia ludenberg -> me
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>>42938300
Very funny. That's why you need a dick in your mouth, so you can't make stupid jokes like that
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>>42938296
i’m baby
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>>42938298
its Spanish for nostrolia which is Latin for nose, which is from the Greek word beak
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>>42938306
awawa... im sorry i feel guilty taking up your time...
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>>42938298
you're so beautiful baby girl please get to 100
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>>42938315
Hi baby I'm dad
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>>42938314
ehehehe :3 come over then...
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>>42938315
Netanyahu, eat this freak
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>>42938313
Idk who Celestia Lundenberg really is, my weird anime weeb college gf only got me to play a couple Danganronpas. I was here for my girl Sakura. Funniest part is I think I only rewatched Death Becomes Her because Rossellini was in Conclave and I was trying to remember what I knew her from lol.
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new theory on location of nintendo...
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>>42938323
Post coordinates
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>>42938332
Nigga how about a theory on the location of your damn PROSTATE???
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>>42938331
sakura goated. celestia is this diva her one wish is a castle full of yaoi vampire butlers
rosselini is in conclave?! need to watch now
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>>42938317
Why do you feel guilty it's nice giving you attention also nice danganronpa reference
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>>42938336
0N0W
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Give aunty a kiss
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Asked chatgpt to "Make me cuter" Literally made me look like a baby T_T
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Ok ai slop over
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>>42938342
scientists fear it has been lost to time forever
>>42938346
huehuehue its kinda cringe but i like it. it makes me happy that her favourite food is the gyoza from her hometown despite everything
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>>42938355
Wait but i was gonna ask it to give u rly big tits
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HELP I accidentally bought 10 XXL bad dragon dragon dicks and had the address set as my parents
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>>42938356
Danganronpa is pretty based I like all of them and they inspired me to write lol
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>>42938359
obvious larp because if you had money to be buying 10 of them in one go so casually your parents' address wouldn't even be in your autofill you would have had a flat bought for you when you were sent to university in a different country
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>>42938343
I wouldn't watch it for her. I don't think you'd actually like Conclave. Imo it's a movie with some big ideas that it wants to put into play but doesn't actually have the balls to say much of anything about them. Very lib movie imo.
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>>42938359
https://voca.ro/16ECtrAIjoqh
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>>42938351
Lmao just did that and yeah cartoony
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>>42938359
chaser btw
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>>42938360
that's so cool! im impressed that you write its really beautiful to create something... i want to do that a little more. my only really creative hobby was always calligraphy and even then im just writing things other more creative people said. bummer... maybe ill take flower arranging back up. i guess that's the same problem of presenting something someone more talented and interesting made beautifully...
for me my favourite is korekiyo forever
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got wine drunk im solitaire goat
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>>42938366
hmmmmm yea i dont have much patience for that kind of thing these days... ill probably give it a miss in that case
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I used to wear a fairly large bra that in dont wear anymore that would give me comically large tits but id only wear it with clothes hiding my arms and legs so the proportions didnt look too off
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>>42938385
No i mean like actually big tits
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>>42938348
Meet me at Tiananmen Square you little slut. Let's make love there and risk life in prison together <3
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Pizza soon
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>>42938381
I can tell you do drugs by the texture of the wood
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>>42938384
I like to keep track of what they're up to these days.
>>42938385
The face is slowly morphing into a Disney character.
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>>42938393
Those are fucking massive wdym
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>>42938359
its okay.. one time i got a really big dildo delivered and when i got home it was unwrapped in my dads chair in the living room for everyone to see all day
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>>42938365
my dad's going to open them and keep them for himself, he always does this with my toys
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>>42938394
i mean ur allowed to go there i guess the public indecency laws would probably be an issue. and i guess you might not qualify for visa free entry but surely u would be detained at the border and i would just have to masturbate in tiananmen square alone
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>>42938398
Slowly? Thats a full on animation
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>>42938380
Korekiyo is my favorite also lol I love his design and his personality. He's by far my favorite lol

U should keep trying calligraphy, might as well it's ok to not be the best in the world.
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>>42938398
virtuous! i like that kind of thing
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>>42938381
This is why i need a tranny gf. I can see myself doing this when i'm 54 if i stay alone
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there’s consent and then there’s “girl” consent. needing permission to do your fetish is whack. rape is bad tho
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Is this what dawgy always used to spam about? Cola and milk?
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>>42938405
wahhh a fellow kork appreciator that makes me so happy... you have such good taste...
hehehe yea its fun i like it a lot its meditative. i just wish i was a little better at making something of my own, you know? idk i think everyone has their talents right
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*after fingering you for too long without you cumming*
ok I give up
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>>42938413
Lol
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>>42938399
aw bless
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Helloooo I am going to bed but I would just like to say the girl posting photos is quite cool and lovely and I like her a lot. Please be nice to her

>>42937879
Aww thats so nice of you :))
You were on my mind just the other day actually, as I was reading Jimmy Corrigan
I am doing so-so, but could be worse. Hopefully bump into you again soon <3
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Im kinda like hatsune miku
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>>42938403
Me and the chinks go way back, don't worry about it, they'll let me in and so will you
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>>42938402
does he post here? can i pay him for a vid? i go crazy for gaped out DILFs
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>>42938428
Gyatcoomy Pee Poo
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>>42938430
Okay yayyyy im finally going to have sex
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baby trans transbians are so fucking annoying

hurr hurr antiboyotics hurr fallout new vegas hurr look at how much of a lesbian I am GOCK GOCK GOCK
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>>42938426
I'm always nice!
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>>42938438
*with a man
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>>42938431
no he uses Sally's place and reddit
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>>42938416
Is your talent ultimate charisma?
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>>42938449
Susan's place sorry, he just corrected me and is very angry
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Don't think ive ever met another tranny named cally
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>>42938426
till next time!
>>42938444
?
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>>42938460
ninja warrior
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>>42938460
Talented young man
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>>42938463
most of them have better taste yes
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>>42938264
Whats wrong with my posting history? Have you seen the type of people that work for the government? Jeff Epstein worked for the government lol
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>>42938468
I think its a cute name
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>>42938449
>>42938458
freudian slip. you gotta figure out who the fuck sally is before its too late
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>>42938464
>?
What?
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>>42938447
oh right i forget...
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>>42938451
LMAO i wish. im probably ultimate NEET im exceptionally good at it. what about you?
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>>42938464
Where did you use to post before? Seems like you're somewhat known around
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>>42938460
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>>42938474
well yes but he was very rich you see. you not so much
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my starter is having so much fun eating the wheat bran... so nourished and loved... i hope she grows rly strong
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>>42938487
The ultimate ummm I'm not really sure I'm going to be honest id have to think about it. The ultimate flirt actually I can't stop flirting
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>>42938501
LMAO sounds like relationship material
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Referring to my gf as a starter and making her live in one of my balls.
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I like to turn the pitch down on songs and it sounds like an evil version
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>>42938503
If I dated someone does the flirting stop??
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>>42938512
touché!
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Keep your male names

That way when someone is looking for a "Derek Jeffreys" They wont know its you. You could catch people off guard.

Like all cyberpunk fans got tricked into picking angel and sleeping with a guy.

Ill always use my alias and my true name will stay hidden like im a rich. For if my true name is revealed I crumble to ash
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i'm pretty sure my dad thinks i'm a faggot and is ashamed of me
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>>42938511
slay
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>>42938511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8_S6it6dXg
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>>42938521
Lich. I meant lich. Ill never be rich in any way ever in my life.
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i shud do vampira cosplay
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>>42938488
im sort of a legend around these parts ig..
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I turn the pitch down on my vocaroos to sound like a tomboy/pooner
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>>42938496
He was rich because they gave him money to play a billionaire
Also, ever heard of Operation Paperclip? The government doesn't care how evil you are of you can benefit them
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>>42938531
Babe you're like my special little lich the way you suck my soul out <3
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>>42938533
Legend status isn't easy to get so the question is what did you do to achieve it.
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>>42938540
i am familiar with operation paperclip yes. the methods by which he became wealthy are quite well documented the money is a big part of why he became so entwined with the government. but whatever we're talking at cross purposes we agree JE is evil and that you will not be getting a government job any time soon
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>>42938549
exactly! You'll be my phylactery because you mean everything to me. Literally without you ill die.
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>>42938522
Maybe not ashamed, probably just disappointed.
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Thinking about park bom again. Thank you to that lady
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>>42938517
I won't stop flirting with you unless it gets really annoying or something
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>>42938558
would you be disappointed if your son trooned out?
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>>42938589
what do you think?
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where does beanboy go at night
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Daddy will be too depressed for sex for the next 6 or so days
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>>42938577
its not annoying at all! its nice idk im not used to it at all im sorry if im coming across rude
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>>42938396
im in a bar. I try to stay from drugs as much as i can bc i know they ruin me but theyre so sweet
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>>42938605
what happens for the next 6 days, daddy?
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the choid is playing wow, he's having a fun time, rubs belly
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>>42938616
You played Solitaire in a bar?
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>>42938611
You're not rude just don't wanna come off rude to you or anything, surprised you don't have lots of people flirting with you
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>>42938620
Dick starts working again maybe if the depression goes away
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>>42938601
you'd be disappointed, right? :(
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>>42938535
https://voca.ro/1kCUf7gpAQCj
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sitting under my choids desk while he plays wow with a mirror on his belly angled to show the computer monitor so i can control his toon with his joy stick
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>>42938631
are you getting on ssris? or getting off?
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>>42938630
She live in the Scotland and don't no go outside, mamma mia
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>>42938645
That's my favorite country my family is from there.
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>>42938645
she must be very vitamin d deficient
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I admire ball and gun gamers. To be able to stick to one kind of game and just play that game over and over again every single year is amazing. Some people will literally just play fps games their entire life.

God I hope theres Gaming in the old folks home. thatd be so fun.
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>>42938633
Of course but not necessarily towards him only, i'd also be extremely disappointed with myself and wondering where did i fail
But ultimately that would go away and i'd love him because he would still be my son (girl)
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This is what posting here feels like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY9YNF5MMQo
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>>42938636
Also idk how pitch works but how come changing your pitch digitally always sounds so weird? Like Darth vader
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>>42938630
here and there. I guess I'm a little difficult to approach and not all that anyway, you know?
>>42938645
I go outside all the time!!!
>>42938652
i take a supplement. rectally
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>>42938623
YAYYYYYYYYY
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I flirt with bronya nearly every day and i've seen countless people do the same too. No idea why she is acting like this never happens to her, must be a fetish or something
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Id attention whore on cs but waiting for tia to bring pizza
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is omoroshi a normal person fetish?
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I dont get flirted with its either bullying or rape threats
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>>42938681
I am very autistic and often do not notice it. I am sorry for being stupid
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This is what posting here feels like.
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>>42938688
What language is that because omoroshi doesn't mean anything
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can we all just agree to completely retcon the name, "rick"? he hasn't posted here in weeks and nobody cares about him anymore. Just let him be another infamous chaser that everyone hated and let's move on. we don't need this place to be a kiwifarms clone cataloging lolcows.
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My love of Bronya is purely platonic but also nonconsensual
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>>42938688
yes I was thinking earlier about wanting to omorashi chasers
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>>42938698
please... anything but that.... ;;
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>>42938697
hey rick
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>>42938630
I flirt with her in my own way
sometimes she's a bit wacky ultimately a good creature
>>42938678
just meeting guys and dancing at them, i love these guys
also it very much feels good to just spend a weekend not busy and kinda sloppy
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>>42938702
I said forget the name, I've moved on, why can't you? ur really gonna make me so mad, im gonna lose my biscuit.
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>>42938692
It's ok guess i'll have to be more obvious.
Next time i'll just post hole and cock for you that way you'll 100% know that i'm flirting
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>>42938708
fred farrago
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>>42938700
Yeah you're gonna take that fucking handshake
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>>42938713
you're so cool doxxing.
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>>42938553
I wouldn't work for the govt anyway, fuck them. I said a private investigator.
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>>42938664
>Of course
why are you acting like that's such an obvious thing? i think a lot of people wouldn't be disappointed in that situation
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Kinda nervous about when my name change is finalized. Idk how my mom will react
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>>42938723
Just own it, it's your new name and you should be proud. If I ever get a gf I will plaster her name on my chest as a tattoo
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>>42938694
it's actually kansaiben for 面白い! you usually hear おもろい but おもろし is like cuter right
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can people tell that i’m traumatized?
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>>42938703
that's the good life....
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>>42938732
lol
funniest tranny in this general, not even close
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im lonely
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>>42938710
I promise you I will still think it's just us being bros. I am impossible to help
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>>42938740
I'll make a vocaroo just for you so you're not lonely. I'll make it a surprise
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>>42938714
(。ŏ﹏ŏ)
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>>42938740
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>>42938720
do those even still exist?
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club music this decade is literally just old songs reimagined for clubs
kind of sad, but also kind of fun
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>>42938693
ferdek <3
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>>42938739
what did i do?… ;-;
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>>42938732
i'll take you to a&c games
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>>42938747
i dont listen to vocaroos sorry
>>42938749
thanks
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>>42938721
To me it is obvious
>i think a lot of people wouldn't be disappointed in that situation
I think you'd be surprised. Some are better at hiding it than others, and ofc there are cases where they simply embrace it and roll with it but i'd argue those are the weird ones. I don't think it's fair to hold a grudge forever, i want to make that very clear
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Holy fuck Its the zombie apocalypse!!
Choose one firearm
>crossbow
>Bow and arrow
>glock pistol
>Ak47
>AR15
>Hunting rifle
>pump action shotgun
Choose one melee weapon
>Axe
>knife
>Katana
>Longsword
>Crowbar
>Aluminum Bat
>Brass knuckles
Wildcard
>Compass
>Phone with no service
>Rope
>Big stick
>10 year supply of Estrogen.
>First aid kit
>Early 2000s sedan
>bicycle
>Household pet
>Swiss army knife
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>>42938740
same, I miss her and this new girl is not filling the void
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>>42938763
I know you said you don't listen to vocaroos but I implore you to listen to this one.
https://vocaroo.com/1fSieMH6wIhT
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>>42938418
this is how i am with guys after 10 mins of head
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I want a gf but I'm the town lolcow. also, It's been a month of me not posting. How can I make it up to the girls and nils here?

I mean it, I want to be a better person. I've been working to help and I give money to the homeless now on my way to my parents. I always give them a crisp 10 dollar bill so they can get some whoppers at burger king
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>>42938768
https://voca.ro/1NLsnVpLp3Nd
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>>42938768
how much ammunition do we have for our firearm?
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Putting on my chastity cage is just too much of an effort nowadays without getting any dick out of it
I need to be caged and FUCKED
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>>42938757
You are just funny, i am just not sure if it's intentional or not
But to answer your question yes, i think people can tell you are traumatized
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You know you're lonely when you fall for 4chan trip friends when you're a transgirl about guys falling in love with them
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>>42938768
I already own most of these things
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>>42938730
Nobody has ever in their life said omoroshi
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>>42938768
AK47
Axe
Med kit
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i think bronya is super cool
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>>42938768
AR15
Katana
Estrogen
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>>42938779
Okay nerd. Im stuffing you into the locker.
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>>42938756
Was the pizza yummy?
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>>42938788
Male
>>42938790
Female
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>>42938761
looks like a bunch of JUNK!
>>42938781
this is really unfortunate, i’m too tall to appear traumatized. this is so embarrassing.
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>>42938802
WHERE DO YOU WANNA GO THEN?
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>>42938789
same
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I dont think fat people should be allowed to act in zombie apocalypse movies unless they are like a villain bc for them to stay fat means they are eating everyone else's rations
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>>42938806
let’s go to the record store! sonic boom! i always like the record store
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>>42938818
i'll take you to Rotate This
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>>42938768
crossbow
axe
10 year supply of estrogen doesn’t make sense to me since unless you have that in raws (which you’re not gonna be able to safely turn into fluid) it won’t last 10 years, so i’ll say a nice fancy bike
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>>42938810
Being fat means they're a wasteland gigachad.
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>tfw trans girls won't even look at you
that's a double RIP
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>>42938768
Crossbow/pistol
Crowbar
Swiss army knife
Im a big fan of utility and function. The crowbar is my favorite because it can pry open doors.
The Swiss army knife is a multitool

And the crossbow. I think is Reusable if you retrieve the arrow.
Although I could use the gun for people. Holding them hostage as they dont know if its loaded or not.
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>>42938810
>t.
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>>42938810
I eat your rations! I eat them up!
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Meeting a girl from here tomorrow. Exciting stuff :) time to sleep
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>>42938785
what are you talking about. it's pretty normal kansaiben you hear it all the time
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>>42938789
>>42938809
me not so much. but I am glad someone does
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i need a trans gf because imagine waking up to these sweater puppies every morning as she breathes her girly morning breath in your face. It's pungent but the estrogen makes it smell like bacteria and roses. as she nuzzles you closer you dig your nose into her glorious snow globes and feel a pickle dancing below the sheets.

You have won, this is the good ending
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>>42938842
i don’t think i would have stayed here if it weren’t for your presence and a few other people
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>>42938823
never heard of it!
>>42938850
i hate her tits
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>>42938852
https://voca.ro/1gWrwupQ6umy
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>>42938835
Based niggan
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>>42938871
you can’t say that word
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>>42938836
Xqc showed me this.
I DRINK YOUR OIL SOMETHING ABOUT A MILKSHAKE
>>42938840
Its not, stop larping bruh you dont know japanese
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>>42938876
It was our word first
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>>42938876
Sorry
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chasers post biceps NOW
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one day i will be worthy of chaser love
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>>42938890
you're hot would kiss u
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>>42938776
Rick....
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posting in this place makes me sad
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good night bronya
to everyone else gn i guess
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>>42938896
is it because my biceps are huge and muscular
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>>42938919
You showed me your boobs earlier
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>>42938890
I lost them in the war :(
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https://voca.ro/1flRuE1rhtp4
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>>42938920
are u the chaser mommy or a guy
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>>42938910
Funny joke in home country. Man go doctor. "Doctor it hurt when I bend like this," doctor nod his head. "Stop bending like that" he says and sends man home
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>>42938927
Mommy
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>>42938878
i don't know what to tell you here
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>>42938934
can u add me on discord girl cmon what are we doing . we can get married. im single
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>>42938855
don't put that on me... you should be living free this is not a good place
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>>42938925
I could fuck that owl up, little wigger looks soft. gn
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>>42938915
goodnight I love you!
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marrying rose and never letting her feel lonely again
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>>42938910
Then you aren't posting right
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i really need a dommy mommy in my life
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Want to post pic but its way too silly. Its a bit too... quirky. I was drinking a pop (zero sugar) by placing the drink in my bra between my breasts. It actually didnt even spill. Its convenient
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anyone ever crush really hard on a person but realize it'll never workout?
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>>42938968
please post. please post right now.
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>>42938890
im an old unc and lolcow but ive been sticking to my routines and lifts. Im going to keep grinding and keep up the lifts and gains, makes me feel good
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>>42938984
i bicep mog you rick
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>>42938797
fakju i could kill u
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>>42938968
i do this too it's so convenient right
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Has anybody seen rick?
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>>42938982
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>>42938994
Psycho rick with the pig dick?
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>>42938994
trip on dawgy
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could you ever love a tranny who can't hold eye contact with you for more than like 3 seconds?
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>>42938982
this slaps ty

https://youtu.be/YgiZnvq28m8?si=2aeqiP32w6NmK1EJ
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chasers with cute puffy nipples
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>>42939008
Yes. We'll just work on it.
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>>42938983
https://litter.catbox.moe/3e8x44fubtx1y6yv.jpg
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>>42939030
holy cow!
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>>42939030
AGP
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>>42939030
>>42939037
clicked this hoping to see a cow with holes or a halo and all I got was girl with coke can between her boobs, my nights ruined
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>>42938978
Me with everyone
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Also done eating you can praise me now
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>>42939039
I am okay with that.
>>42939037
Thank you.
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>>42939008
you don't want me to stare into your eyes while i get you pregnant?
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>>42939030
Nice dick pillows
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>>42938890
I'm late but I wanted to participate. Also a bit scruffy rn I need to shave
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>>42939081
I really appreciate it. 7 years on hrt and I can finally do boobjobs.
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>>42938998
what do you think shrimp car dreams about
>>42939016
reasl mai has a lot of nice playlists on youtube :)
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looking like a man sucks
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>>42939084
holy shit hiiiiiiiii
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looking like a man rocks
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>>42939106
I personally usually dream about my job, or fire. I hope the shrimp cat dreams about cat treats or a world without the mods.
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>>42939127
why not shrimp treats. i guess the mouth of a cat
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why>?
https://youtu.be/axJStS5h_Zg
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>>42939106
hi rose <3
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Good night troons
Daddy loves you!
Don't stay up all night posting!
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>>42939131
Have you ever seen a shrimp treat for sale? Think before you post you silly goose.
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Ill ask my doctor to change my sleep medication. My current ones stop me from dreaming. And I stopped really having nightmares since I turn on godmode in my dreams.
I want to dream again. When I sleep without my medication my dreams are so interesting. Even the nsfw ones. Those are the craziest but the things I do in dreams make me feel like a bad person sometimes :]
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>>42939154
Bob?
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>>42939154
He glides so smoothly and gently it's like he's swimming
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>>42939116
Hi Alex I liked ur cep pic. I haven't been able to train arms with my broken wrist so I'm thankful they're hanging in a bit
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>>42939145
I don't shop at shrimp stores. they could have many treats. the affairs of shrimp are none of my concern
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>>42939174
>known shrimpy owner
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>>42939165
how are u gonna choke me w a broken wrist???
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>>42939175
it doesn't need to eat!!! and it's AVERAGE!!!
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>>42939127
>or fire
same
poor little guy. i hope for a better world for shrimpcats
>>42939138
hello :)
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>>42939181
choke hold from behind but he wouldn't be able to see how pretty you are
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Doing baby talk at my tranner's tiny shenis
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>>42939192
i love uuuuuu
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>>42939186
whats up with you how ya been? also no offense but sitting by a river with you watching the sun set sounds amazing
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not being funny if I was giving birth and it was me or the baby and you chose the baby I'm haunting you for 100 generations that shit is so personal to me. What do you mean you chose the baby. The baby did not ferment your hot load for nine months, not to mention everything leading up to that
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My bf and I don't really message throughout the day super often anymore. We're 9 months into our relationship. Should I be worried? This is my first ever relationship. When we first started talking it was non stop but now it's more so about 20-30 messages a day or so on Discord. It's not ldr. We see each other nearly every weekend.
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>>42939207
nah i agree i'm keeping my wife/gf 100% of the time
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>>42939207
Once you give birth you're used up. Everything after that is bonus time.
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>>42939174
I actually care a whole hell of a lot about the wellbeing and the concerns of shrimp. We don't need you making shit up. Shrimp would love treats but they don't get them.

>>42939186
I hope for a better world for us all. A good world for shrimp cats is one good for us all.
All of us except for the mods.
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>>42939207
Fuck them kids
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>>42939210
Pls respond
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I want to fuck cally in his butt
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>>42939181
LOL that other response wasn't me but that was basically my thought too. Rear naked choke is fun, while fucking especially can be pretty cool if like heights line up and everything
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>>42939233
20-30 texts or disc messages is a lota messaging ma
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>>42939210
Do you want to be messaging more than that then?
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>>42939210
I have never messaged anyone that much and that often in my life
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>>42939235
do it then pussy
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>>42939248
Maybe but I'm not sure what to talk about sometimes. He works full time Monday-Thursday from 7-5. Meanwhile I work part time Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday.

He did tell me last week when we met up
>We're starting to slow down, and that's natural. I don't want you think you did anything wrong.

But when we first started talking we would straight up message till like 1 in the morning.
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>>42939262
im going to do it in your pussy all night long
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>>42939267
Well maybe it's something to bring up then
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>>42939230
based
>>42939214
virtuous
>>42939218
everything else aside it's not like bees like you can go again in most cases it's chill
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>>42939277
dont have one
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>>42939202
nothin much desu just work and trying to talk to mofos again on discord here and there to mixed success i kinda forget adding people can be a roll of the dice but its fun ig. doing it with the right person sounds nice tho, i was grillin tonight and it was nice being out in the sun. hru??
>>42939226
imagine a world with no mods at all anywhere. to think it was oretty much that not long ago, its so over :(
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>>42939226
aw man. I don't want to be the reason shrimps don't have treats I'm sad for them now. Justice for shrimp
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>>42939267
You're going to get carpal tunnel syndrome playboy slow your fingies down a bit. It's annoying to feel obligated to message someone an unhealthy amount anyway.
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>>42939297
What did you grill? I really miss going to bbqs now that I'm a city dweller living in an apartment building
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>>42939297
I too have been trying to get into the habit of talking to people again. I've pretty much talked to nobody for a few months now and I don't think it's healthy.

>>42939299
Apologize to the shrimp cat.
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>>42939300
Fair enough. We're not meeting up this weekend cause he wants me to spend time with my other friends. We've literally met up every Friday this year besides today so I kinda get it.
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>>42939267
the honeymoon phase ends and you settle into the actual long term reality of the relationship. it's a difficult phase for a lot of people but it's important
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>>42939308
I'm sorry shrimp cat. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry for everything. please forgive me
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>>42939309
Oh i see now. You miss him. Well that's good and shows you're in love with him. Why don't you 2 move in together if you're not far apart?
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>>42939297
i drawed dat
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doing Chinese calligraphy practice feels like putting a curse on someone... something about writing one character over and over and it starting to fade at the start by the time you finish cause I'm using one of those water writing papers.... it gives it a scary feeling somehow. i should try and practice good characters more for better luck just in case
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>>42939314
I lied about the shrimp treats. They exist and this animal loves them.
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so what we eat cum
so what we drink pee
we're just having fun
we don't care who sees
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>>42939323
im so happy I could cry... the life of a shrimp, while still brutal, seems ever so slightly brighter
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>>42939316
We plan to once my lease ends in August. We were only 2 months in when I had to renew and I was not even remotely ready to move in with him then.
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>>42939297
whats your discord? grillin sounds nice too cold here still and i'm good i guess haven't worked out since monday my forearm/elbow is shot but othwise i can't complain
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till death do us frot
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>>42939310
Since this is my first ever relationship, how do I adjust to that?
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my relationship probably isn't going to last
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>>42939348
I see. Well he's lucky to have a girl who loves him. It's lonely out here for the rest of us. Good luck anon i hope it works out for you.
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>>42939358
gently and little by little. it just takes time. you gotta keep investing in your life outside the relationship too, which is usually a big hallmark of this phase. if I were you I would be doing a lot of thinking about okay what does my life look like with this person going forward. what do I need to be doing to make that happen. realistic pragmatic stuff
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Trannies, do you flupass or do you still get man colds?
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>>42939381
hang in there horsey!!!! you're the strongest
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>>42939387
i flupass unfortunately. im very Greta Garbo with it I don't like to be seen when I'm ill. i burn up like crazy and sleep for most of it illness hits me like a truck and then is cleared up in no time. it's a lot of lying in bed listening to lingua ignota and putting curses on people who have wronged me
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>>42939386
Oh for sure. We've talked about how when we move in together come August, I've gotta spend more time with my other friends and not just him. He has been married before. Explained that if it was just me and him 24/7, 365, we'd grow to resent and hate each other. Is he right?
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>>42939395
This is how my grandmother acts when she gets sick, I hate that bitch. Good for you though.
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>>42939368
enjoy the good parts nothing lasts forever
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pmd said im the type that "probably has a slower reaction speed than most people" and that "the way i vacantly stare off into the distance makes that special someone's heart race". am i... retarded?
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>>42939405
Talk about her like that and she'll curse you
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>>42939404
take it from a girl who has been around the block enough times to give up on the whole thing. he is so much more right than you know. the hardest part of a relationship is just not coming to resent each other more than you love each other
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Bronya can you cast me a healing hex please
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>>42939410
I knew it... You're a female Shayne Gillis. You've been touched with the brush Bronya! Where'd you get that cheese Bronny?
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>>42939410
Your mother and father and I were waiting for you to be dead before we told anyone
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>>42939414
She already cursed me. That's why I hate her.
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>>42939426
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>>42939422
>>42939424
they're going to put me in a home :D
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>>42939417
I see. I do love him, flaws and all.
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>>42939420
I only do financial weal or financial woe. would you be interested in one of those
>>42939426
i figured ..... my condolences. maybe try an egg cleanse
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>>42939432
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>>42939306
chicken hot dogs and short ribs :) very good stuff. there prolly is some nice places around you i would imagine but yeh it aint the same as doing it irl
>>42939308
same :/ that and im gonna visit some friends again soon but ive barley tqalked to them at all either :p it wasnt so bad last time because theyre chill but i really need to gety back in touch with people
>>42939318
yes you did :)
>>42939350
roseypeaches. with the period. that sucks tho :p i keep telling myself im gonna go to the gym but then i dont and continue being lazy. its hard to get that ball rollin. how did you hurt your arm?
>>42939381
add me back horsey
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>>42939433
The millenial dream amirite hah
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>>42939437
the loving is the easy part! sorry I'm bitter and jaded you shouldn't be talking to someone like me at this difficult point especially in your first relationship. just take it easy and talk about everything you're feeling. good luck you'll learn a lot about yourself if nothing else and that's precious
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got called a condescending bitch on cs I could be dommy mommy fr
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>>42939444
for me I would rather have the avocado toast
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>>42939439
I'll take the good finance one so I can buy some potions
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>>42939450
I do like avocado on toast, I eat it a lot
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>>42939448
>Tfw your domme is too afraid to leave her room because of her roommates friends
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>>42939458
you got it! coming right up
>>42939459
honestly me too. worried we might be the problem
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>>42939464
many such cases! you would be surprised
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>>42939443
it is hard to start and the first few weeks to a month are the hardest but once you start seeing results it's so awesome and worth it
i think over use at work and the working out after maybe i went a little too hard and added :)
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>>42939481
I definitely am
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Hi cg
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Trannies would you rather have a gun autist choid or a medieval autist choid?
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>>42939512
Started a witch hunt in /b/ then jumped ship
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>>42939523
Im bored of power/rachs sperg came here for good vibes
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>>42939527
Oh here we go. Nigga you're the reason that faggot comes here you dog.
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>>42939513
Gun choid, I've tried the latter. No dice.
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https://youtu.be/jmhJnPhsp7k?si=uYakOb-7jWxAY3MJ
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>>42939512
hot!
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>>42939561
>>42939527
>>42939512
>/b/fags arrive and instantly start cuck posting
time for bed i suppose
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hey tranny, want to be my gay jerk buddy?
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>>42939513
Can i get one that isnt racist
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>>42939443
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>>42938838
Me soon inshallah
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>>42939636
beautiful
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>>42939591
Thanks :>
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>>42939635
sorry babe, i'm racist against americans
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>>42939543
I really really really really don't want to come across as rude I promise I am just stupid and trying to phrase this as carefully as possible. i do like the phenomenon on here and maybe in the real world too I assume? of people having a bad ex and immediately being like i am NEVER dating a girl with brown hair again they are all DEMONS. i get that like sometimes it's the actual trait that's the problem but a lot of the time it feels like kind of a stretch. im glad you are protecting your heart but be careful not to be on the defensive. I love you
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>>42939636
he needs to be fatter lol
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>>42939662
WAIT DON'T GO
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>>42939635
Who do you think is more likely to be racist? Sword choid or gun choid?
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>>42939664
my ex was fat and she was really cool and now i can ONLY ever date fat women
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>>42939665
I immediately had the exact same thought they made him so skinny
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it's lowkey problematic like that's genuinely skinnywashing
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>>42939671
I think both of them have a 99% chance and the 100th guy is just a little better at lying for pussy
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I can't be a gun autist, but I would be if I was american I think, I really pissing about with a shotgun, I also think I'd not like to have one in my house, because my death would become too accessible if I got bored
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>>42939673
somehow this feels healthier. unclear on why
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>>42939680
i will say I'm pro gun and think it's great for men to have hobbies and do weird shit for fun but people are so weird for no reason
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>>42939681
i have a lot of guns around my house but really its just protection for robbers or three letter agencies
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gringo fucking shits
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>>42939675
great minds think alike :)
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bronya would have a cute little gun
I would have a big disgusting gun
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>>42939689
You're such a tsundere
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Hey bronya can you recommend me something to listen to, music or podcast
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>>42939699
no I’m just chillen
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>>42939680
As someone who is into both I think the gun choid is more likely to be racist. They are both kind of autistic hobbies but most medieval autists are decent people in my experience.
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I'm actually the hottest person in the world and I'm really cool too
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>>42939716
chaser or girl?
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>>42939722
Choid
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Any gun autists? What's your favorite gun?
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>>42939665
>>42939675
you two were right
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What's a chaser gotta do to get breast fed around here?
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>>42939736
Thank you
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>>42939715
Idk there's a lot of woke gun autists. I think you'll know a lot faster if the gun autist is racist but I think the medieval autist has a higher chance of revealing some insanely niche 16th century tier raging racial hatred he's been fermenting for years
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>>42939737
Sit in my lap
not right now though
I'm going to sleep
and I can't lactate while I'm sleeping
i think
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>>42939745
welcome
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>>42939751
- Kenji Miyazawa
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im so getting fucked on my 21st year and 2nd day of life
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ouggghhhhh i have spent the last few days working on this stupid coding challenge from a place i applied to for a summer job
they gave like a ridiculous amount of work and said "its ok if u cant do all of it we dont expect u to" but ofc im not gonna pass up on stuff that could get me more points so i have spent hours working on this thing to implement all the stupid features they asked for
ridiculous amount of work to do for free for some stupid software house that will probably reject me anyways
i set up a whole ass web app with a python/fastapi back end for loading all their shitty data and computing all the statistics and shit they want and then a react front end for displaying the shit they asked for
ridiculous
its finally done now
just watch them tell me "we thank you for your time but we decided to move forward with other applicants whose skills were a better fit for the role"
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Trannies what would you do if your choid secretly hated Hungarians?
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Genuinely though how does transgender lactation work. I want to drink my fiancee's breast milk.
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>>42939771
Every human has the necessary biology and hormones activate it, that's it
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so bored im watching youtube shorts
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>>42939798
Based and chud unc pilled
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Taking a survey. please let me know who you'd fuck/marry of these Bachelors and Bachelorettes.
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im gnot a gnelf
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I'm a gnoblin.
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>>42939815
I want to kill all of them
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>>42939815
These are cartoon characters.
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>>42939815
Marry the pink, fuck the blue.
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The vibe of pissing in the portapotty urinal while a hardcore beatdown band plays and some alt lady in ripped clothes stands one foot away from you on the other side of the plastic
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>>42939863
Thank you for participating.
>>42939859
They are technically video game characters. And they are sexy and hot.
>>42939855
Youd probably like Lefu Hes evil and hot. But he's like Hitler in this world. or hitler-esque.
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>>42939855
dawgy i saw a labradoodle today and he was v sweet and let me pet him lots :D
his fur was like velvet
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>Q4C
No because obese """"""people"""""" are disgusting
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in LA i can never tell who is gay and who isn't cuz all the guys are kinda zesty
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Red = Fuck/Makeout
Pink = Would Flirt / have sexual tension
Blue = Marry
Green = Would adventure/chill with
Purple = Would be Besties
Black = Bad vibes
No dot = bland
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>>42939919
oops

Red = Fuck/Makeout
Pink = Would Flirt / have sexual tension
Blue = Marry
Green = Would adventure/chill with
Purple = Would be Besties
Black = Bad vibes
No dot = bland
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>>42939908
Waow that's so cool we're visiting LA at the same time
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>>42939921
im such a retarded chud gold hoops should have pink dot
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>>42939922
la fren :0
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>>42939815
Bottom left
>>42939908
True
Gay btw
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>>42939897
which one is he
>>42939899
labradoodle? Like a labrador poodle? That sounds awesome. Any day you get to pet a dawgy is automatically a good day
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>>42939922
wtf me too… i was just debating looking at grindr again
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>>42939934
yea exactly :D his owner said he goes for 4 walks a day lole and the dawg was walking without a leash too just following his owner around he was a good boy
his fur was white so he almost looked like a lamb hehe he was super cute
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Upset
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I made popcorn.
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>>42939934
He is not romanceable.
>>42939921
Very interesting choices. Very enigmatic mind you have
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I feel good tonight
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>>42939965
What does the robot say? I don't speak robot.
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>>42939965
118 over 68? slut.
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i'm just not particularly invested in it anymore
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>>42939945
aw. why?
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>>42939989
Is this good or bad?
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>>42939664
This is how I know you've not dated a medievalist ...
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>>42939972
the robutt is telling me I’m back to zen
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>>42939965
woah youre so healthy
https://voca.ro/1j1wB0OeCNBE
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>>42939993
for me it might be good. though it throws me off my future again
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>>42940000
Why is the robot telling you something you already can feel? What compelled you to ask the robot its opinion of your zen status?
>>42940003
Throws you towards a different future, a might be good future.
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>>42939998
i follow a bunch of these people online cause i'm into old germanic languages & all of them always at some point go Oh & also i await the second coming of Hitler. they're crazy
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>>42940016
mhm. but a future has to come from something. i'm at a point where i'm not sure if i have anything
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>>42940001
luv me beans
simple as
>>42940016
I wanted to give my robot friend something to do, it’s his purpose in life, to let me know how I’m doing
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>>42940041
https://voca.ro/1jjLWV01pUbr
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>>42940030
The future will have trees to climb, water to swim in, animals to pet. The future will be good. Might have some other stuff too but those are the important parts.
>>42940041
Perhaps you can find more activities for your robot friend to partake in so that it is not so reliant on you for being useful. Maybe the robot has other hobbies it has yet to discover but lacks the gumption to find them without your help. Robot might like knitting, or whistling, or tearing apart gnomes.
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>>42939991
Well I appreciate you asking because I need to talk about it and apparently I need some kind of permission to do so.
I’m upset because someone I love assumes that I would speak ill of them.
I admit that I could not give them what they wanted and I understand that feels like mistreatment and disrespect to them.
Hurting them like this has been an endless source of pain for me for a long time. And now it seems they think I am twisting that into some crude vector of attacking them.
I would never. I literally could not bring myself to do it.
Well. Thank you for the permission to type it out, however clumsily.
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>>42940021
It's not even that... because that's not universal, especially not in academia. It's because they are living in a distant age where we kinda know all the super important shit. It's very much people digging holes so that other people can fill them. I say this as someone who has studied a fair amount mediaeval history at University. I don't think it's a pure waste of time... But they are often so repulsed by modern history. I would already have to deal with dating a choid who is transphobic, whilst being trans. I don't need them to also be a fucking time wasting fuck wit as well. No no no. At least a gun autist might work for BAE or Rheinmetall.
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My date went so well tonight :) :) :)
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>>42940075
How much fuck?
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>>42940079
1 bit I pooped-a-dicked him
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>>42940079
I sucked him off til he came while he fingered my asshole til I came
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>>42940070
ok sorry i actually 0% respect you
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>>42939956
really? which ones are interesting? I felt it was pretty normie
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>>42940069
hugs, hope things turn out alright
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>>42940064
i'm just at a loss as to how to construct a life i'd like to live. i suppose i'll figure it out
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>>42940103
You are very kind. Thank you.
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goodnight now
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>>42940139
Goodnight, sweet dreams.
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Someone talk to me
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>>42940172
about what
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>>42940174
who do you think will win best director at the Oscars?
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>>42940070
>But they are often so repulsed by modern history.
A great deal of it is genuinely repulsive
The Middle Ages is by far the most reviled of the three epochs of human history constructed by modernity and therefore the safest (which is not to say safe) to which we can be charitable
Love, I think, is just in this way even when it is unjust
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>>42940177
i dont watch the oscars or movies, next topic
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>>42940095
Oh no.... Right in the self worth T-T
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>>42940181
doing anything fun for st patty’s?
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>>42940177
I’d be happy to see Coogler win it
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>>42940187
No I didn't even remember it existed, next topic
also do you have discord I'd rather speak I need to voice train
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>>42940090
did he get poop on his finger
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>>42940194
If he doesn’t win best director the Oscars will be canceled as fuck so he should win. Probably won’t win best picture though.
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>>42940206
I’d be happier if Sinners won Best Picture than I would be about him winning Best Director
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>>42940210
I didn’t think it was actually a good movie if we’re being real but it’s not about that at this point
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>>42940216
I think it was pretty great but anyhow yes there will certainly be a lot of tail wagging the dog either way
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im a man with a slightly feminine face, would anybody like to f me?
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>>42940216
shit taste much? It's easily the best movie of 2025
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>>42940220
not interested in sex but I would bake u desserts and be ur friend
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>>42940223
Yeah, Sinners is a movie people will still be watching and talking about 30 years from now
Can’t say the same for any other nominee
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>>42940220
Put on some makeup and lingerie and I'll rail you
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>>42940220
Yeah ur hole is pink and tight
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>>42940227
wrong, people will ai generate pornos for every movie in 30 years
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>>42940226
thats even better :D do u make oatmeal cookies? can i help u bake?
>>42940228
but thats agp :( i cant do that
>>42940229
yayyy :)
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oooooouuuuuuUUUUUUUUUGGGHGHGHHGHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>42940237
What’s up
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>>42940235
yes I make oatmeal cookies I love them and ofc you can help bake. I want to make millefeuille tomorrow
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>>42940239
tired and anxious at the same time
i submitted the coding project i did for one job app and then i checked my email and saw another place i applied to abt a summer job got back to me and said they wanna talk :0
so i spent a while agonizing over saying what amounts to "sounds good" in a polite, business-like but also casual and tone-matched fashion
also im traveling which is awk now im inventing scenarios in my head where theyre like WHY ARE U OUTSIDE OF FINLAN RN ARE U SOME KIND OF CRIMINAL TAX EVADER JOB RESCINDED EAT SHIT
ugh im so dumb
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>>42940237
hello little seal!
>>42940248
i think ive had millefeuille and i dont get the appeal. its like a cake made of cream and cardboard
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>>42940255
henlo im a soggy babey
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>>42940259
who is the other seal? is it me? are we two little seals playing?
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smelling my aunts sweaty bra
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i cant stop thinking of the elephant seal moder it makes me want to cry T~T
pls no sad seal... pls... seal is not for that...
>>42940272
yea thats exactly what's happening crazy how u just knew it from the get go :D
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starting to post in voicegen bc that shit is permadead and that makes me sad
other trannies you should start contributing too
>>42932754
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maybe i do need to change... maybe my mindset is toxic... maybe it is hurting ppl like elephant seal moder
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marty supreme is the best movie ever maded
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>>42940291
ok you are actually retarded if you think that shit is good
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okie im goig 2 bed nini
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>>42940303
gn moomoo
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oh look it's already 4am
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>>42940312
least coast lol
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>>42940312
Nuhuh, you've still a few 3am minutes. Make the best of them quick!
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When Easter rolls around There's going to be a Tranner in a playboy bunny suit secretly dropping eggs from her asshole. Took her a few days but she has 37 eggs up there. And her reward is a juicy throbbing carrot.
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>>42940253
Good news, I am crossing my fingers for you
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Sharing an Airbnb with 11 sweaty dudes
Doing cool shit with them tomorrow
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Need a good vlog channel to listen to in the background
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>>42940312
Now.
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No Week 3 bicep pic. I haven't stuck to my diet and workout. I've failed you and I'm sorry.
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Crazy that discordia sleeps in a studio apartment ass to ass with like 7 people. Like Laotian immigrants. he's constantly inhaling braps
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>>42940336
impeccable timing
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>>42940316
bEST coast
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>>42940351
Thanks. I've practiced it a lot.
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Just got back to my dorm and I’m really happy to report that I’m continuing to make friends!! idk what to say other than I’m kinda proud of myself for taking risks with people. I went to the club/bar with this friend I met 2 weeks ago (and hung out w for the first time today) and we hung out with this random group of cool people that I exchanged contact info with, I know it may seem small but these are really important and historically challenging things for me and I’m continuing to do it despite how hard it is for me :)
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also I wore this really hot outfit, here’s an old pic of me in the same outfit, pls excuse what would be considered angle frauding if I hadn’t already posted many pics of myself from all kinds of angles
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>>42940277
woaw... this is incredible
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>>42940352
lemme tell you as someone who has lived on both coasts, west coast is easily the best coast, clearly clears. East coast is definitively the least coast
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>>42940358
Nice
Keep it up and you'll have people doing buttsex with you soon
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>>42940366
i want to give you a black eye
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Trying a zyn because of peer pressure
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>>42940358
Nice work!
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>>42940374
i actually live in ontario so i'm not a coastmaxxer
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Thank u everyone now it is time for me to go to sleep since I had a long school day and social day, it was all very university of me lol. Love y’all <3
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>>42940383
Holy shit that hit hard and fast nicotine is real
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>>42940402
you'll pretty much never feel that high again if you keep using them
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https://youtu.be/9wOUMEVd2XY

this could be us but you playing



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