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>>43009960I love being naked
Cute cat video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez-FZ3yFmeUpost a funny video
i wanna cuddle after having my hole pounded. i want to fall asleep in my lover's arms.. as his semen flows within me..
>>43010014well what you wanna do isnt necesseraly what youre gonna do
>>43010008https://x.com/i/status/1907399688120393946
>>43010028what am i gonna do then
>>43010055Location?
>>43010008>>43010041such a prat
>>43009960>hairless top>hairy bottomthe asymmetry is bothering me sis.
Girls "I have cancer and herpex!" and then Boys: I think I downloadeds a virsu. And I'ms yours!
>>43010086your mom's house
>>43010111that's how it's like for a lot of asian guys
>>43010123meant for >>43010088 xd
>>43010138i mean you're not wrong either way
white gay top x asian bi bottom, married, with 2 catswhat do you think?
>>43010154they should both add vers to their skillset
i want to be cucked by my top bf
>>43010154the saying "when pigs fly" comes to mind
>>43009960plyful asian dom top with big BAC bulge
>>43010154>asian bi bottomThis describes every Asian male thoever
>>43010170would you be okay with being whored out to other men? like your top bf invites his friends over to breed you
Wasian
>>43010194no i said i want to be cucked
need bf
>>43010266Location?
need slave
>>43010280up ur ass n' around the corner
>>43010154All I need is the chink
How come whatever people are impersonating me never post their face
>>43010266black okay?>>43010294black okay?
>>43010379love BBC
BIG FLOPPY TURGID BBC
If someone asks what is my pronouns does it mean I'm misgendered? I only was misgendered twice and all these times is when my face is freshly shaved.
>>43010378Oop take this outside bench. If you're going to "excuse moi" of something.
>>43010419I ask ugly people their pronouns to insult them in a politically correct way
>>43010419Egg posting not even joking. This is an egged butt question.
me and rexie
>>43010419They thought you were a tranny lol
>>43010441What a small neck lol
a mean girls sequel that starts with dialogue like "um did you just misgender me?"
>>43010448my hand would fit all the way around it
>>43010455Bitch is it 2011
>>43010446I don't look like or sound like
Abortion it really brings out the child in you
>>43010455tina fey has an amazing quality of pointing out every flaw of the liberal mindset as part of her comedy but it doesn't undermine her libtarded beliefs one bit, she might be the realest liberal woman in all of usa in fact, a true believer
they should start making different shape light bulbs.like stars and s shapes and triangle ones
>>43010419They clocked you, "bro"
>>43010496>literally me but it's Liz lemon in 30 rockIt's like she's in my head
prone bone :3
Chsnging my sniffies pfp to a meme to ensure that no one will message me ever again
Need a bottom willing to put in literally all the work while I supply the cock
>>43010516zombah bah bah
>>43010525sub tops be like
>>43010489it's because you're a little girl
gosh i just wanna get fucked multiple times, maybe even all day. i have enough condoms to last a month
i always buy condoms but i never get to use them
my condoms have all expired without being used
It would take roughly 1,164 males to produce 1 gallon of cum
Short bottom looking up at you with a smug grin on his face
>>43010571Hmm hmm, yes. Grok, what is the nutritional value of such a quantitude of cum?
>>43010566i use them for myself, makes it easier to clean up after handsfree orgasms. if i had a bf, i'd prefer it if he takes me raw and finishes inside.
>>43010576i take him over my knee and pull his pants down and start spanking his ass red until the smirk is gone
>>43010587i don't use them for myself and i don't have a bf, i'm also killing myself in 3 years, good for you tho
>>43010576i don't like bratty dudes but "confident", yeah confident is the word. that's hot.no pleadingly looking up at your like "am i doing a good job?" rather "you know this blowjob is great"
I like younger white boys omo
>>43010608shut up fag
>>43010602Orphan freshie?
>>43010530>>43010525The amount of times I have to tell them it's okay to facefuck me. Like dude, if I was scared of choking you would know
>>43010576
>>43010664omo like korean/kpop 오모 (oh my)
Do you guys wash your legs i dont I just let the soap run down onto my legs
I need a slave boyfriend to wash my legs and back cause I'm too lazy to do it myself.
>>43010645>>43010594>>43010530I'm there to be serviced not to do the servicing
>>43010696I soap my pits, my balls and cack and my ass. That's pretty much it
>>43010615>>43010594I like both. I'd go for an 18yo but also a 40yo
>>43010728not if you want free alcohol and lots of access to drugs
>>43010718Yeah that's my age range too. 18-40. Wouldn't go any older than that until I'm in my 40s.
>>43010696Yes, I have to scrub my calves very hard to get all the dirt off, typically.
>>43010756That sounds decent. They'd never hire me at a country club and I'd feel out of place there anyway.
breed me >.<
Can you get a concussion from being gay?
squeeze me >.<
>>43010749When I'm like 30 I might extend it up more
Remember when I said I'll be very sad if I have to wait until monday to get my package? Well guess what happened :(
my boyfriend's hands clasped over mine as he lay on top of me with his full body weight and all i can do is just squirm around and twitch. murmuring delighted sub bottom noises from beneath until falling asleep
I dont think you need to use soap as long as you use shaving cream
>>43010696You have to scrub scrub scrub that tush honey
>>43010804when I donkey punch you
huff huff. uwu, i'm in heat again.
Kori Del Rio
>>43010927When im in heat my asshole produces a slime to make it easier to get me boypreggers
Have you ever sniffed a hole while rimming it? I sniff holes and it always makes my bottom jump like he doesnt expect me to be huffing his hole smell
fitcheck
White men with brown holes > white men with pink holes Pink holes always taste like cheese
>>43010962You look violent with that knife not kissable and huggable at all
I thought that I knew youI thought that you'd stayI thought that I knew youBetter than you
>>43010977Silly love coming here when I said go Weigh me down
i wanna feel a guy up and make out
pink holes are like vaginas. Let me catch that rare shiny pokemon.
>>43010974im a level 2 bandit bottomhand over your pole now!
>>43010962Sexo
>>43010977awful lyrical craft that
>>43010950I've never sniffed an asshole at all. I kinda want to though.
>>43010990Yeah I can't really get into it if both of us aren't naked and kissing and pressing against each other feeling each other up
>>43010991My hole is PINK but it smells like the dead raccoons i keep up there
Every white guy's butthole I've seen was pink but slightly brown
I have trust issues and can't express attraction to someone until I'm comfortable with them personally.Am I doomed?
>>43011050Not necessarily but you will be doomed if you settle for the wrong people and get hurt by them. So find a good guy who loves you for who you are inside and out and then pursue him as intensely as he's pursuing you.
gay sex followed by gay cuddles, while watching a gay movie with my gay boyfriend
Im always forgetting this thread is SAFE FOR WORK ONLY because you people post softcore so much
>>43010014>>43010266>>43010554>>43010793>>43010881>>43010927>>43010990Posts like these make me realize how normie and basic the fags are on here.
>>43011078Or is it just one guy posting all of these?
>>43011105Its just one guy hes the same guy who stalks and posts college atheletes
>>43011095this should be a place for them. you have your poppers and gloryhole gangbang sewer smelling basement parties lol
need feeder bf
I remain dissatisfied with the quality of this general.
>>43011115i never looked at a college athlete in my lifemy favorite type of male is effeminate skinnyfat nerd
Would you still love me if I wanted to get fucked by a dog? I would never actually do it, I just want to.
Mr pancakes unthawed in my freezer because my power went out ;_;
>>43011139too young, next
>>43011148I HATE your art unu
it's breeding season and i'm all alone in my room, naked. so lame
I don't like it. And I'm not going to stand for it.
im apathetic and I'm going to sit for it
>>43011201Im not gonna take it no im not gonna take it im not gonna take it anymore
>>43011183So open up an app and find someone
I will now sip mango juice and be mad. This will give me time to think of a reason why.
>>43011217This is so me when Im hungry
>>43010014Sounds nice anon :)
I'm horny and I'm going to jerk it
To this very day, there are still those who believe reporting works.
>>43010441Cutie. Guessing the poor kid likes getting choked the way you’re treating him, but please don’t hurt him
i report to Jesus Christ my lord and savior
>>43011251Hell yeah. What’s your guys standard infantry rifle these days?
I've had to ask Tiktok to increase the block list maximum (10,000)
Gays will ask you to piss on them, choke them, beat them.But point out that they are indistinguishable from autistic pre-troons and doh ho ho look out
I sleep now.After more mango juice. I am stuffed on shitty fast food chicken.
>>43010962trying too hard probably old and ugly
>>43011358ironic post
why does furniture need to be so expensive i just want to furnish and decorate my room.
>>43011371because it's FURRniture
>>43011371perhaps because you don't deserve nice things and its to remind you so you never forget
>>43011358dont hurt me luv smoking in the coldgetting closer to god
2 gay dads raising straight sons
>>43011394
>>43011435i look like that and I say that
>>43011458you will go doo doo in the litter box like a good cat
delicate squeaks of divine fortitude
>>43011512*STOMP*
miss that cannibal freak like you wouldn't believe
need autistic zoomer bf
>>43011621perfect BWC domtop material
sharp squeals of demonic surrender
>>43011458you're fooling no one. i've seen your claws
>>43011450My worst nightmare is having a straight son. I'd just adopt a gay son to be safe.
>>43011621Ooof you know he clears out a bathroom hahd when the IBS-D hits!
>>43011762but enough about you
some of y’all are mukhannath
>>43011762I hate that you always talk about shit when people that look like you if you locked in are shown
I hate when my mum has a foot problem and asks me to look at her feet. If she were a cute twink, it wouldn't be an issue, but she's not, so it is.
>>43011808I'm bald and walled and never getting over it.>>43011776I wish the drugs keep my shits inside me. Keeps the whole pink doe.
>>43011722i am but a harmless old man.
Mi gente pussino
i haven't had anything 2 eat since yesterdaythat means i can pretty much have intercourse all day long. if i had a guy to do it with..it would be so nice, desu. simply bend me over and slide in, anytime, any place really. it's what i'm made for, and uhhm.. on a psychological level, it feels so good when another male finds pleasure in me. like i can't stress this enough, as a submissive bottom i actually *want* to be used. if i'm not being used for pleasure then something is wrong!
>>43011128Your expectations are too high is the thing.
what should i eat
>>43011933Clams casino
i don't think about sex anymore feels like freedom
>>43011965>>43011975well i ordered spaghette n' meatballs with french friesdaddy's hungry
having sex is too much effort
>>43011933eat some pizza bitch.
boy tummy is the best
skeleton build does nothing for me
I'd like to succ dicc but then I'd have to get up ugh and go out in the cold ugh and drive for like ughhh half an ugh hour like ughI'll just jack off again
can i get a double gay with squeak on the side, no drink. thanks
>>43011841I bet you eat a whole bottle of fiber gummies and make everyone else smell it.
>>43011835You're not bald.
>>43011933my entire ass
>>43011997I love bellies. Skinny or pudgy or whatever. Belly buttons are fun to play with too
>>43011985Oh shit spaghetti and meatballs was gonna be my first suggestion! Eat up big boy :D
I can't be "clocked" because I'm not trans
>>43011986giant penis
>I can't be "clocked" because I'm not trans
>>43012041Same. I need some meat on those bones.
>>43012073Okabe n next you're going to same I'm not walled neithers...
I should shave my pubes
>>43012093I have a belly but no one plays with it
You guys can make fun of me all you want it doesn't ruin my day. No one hurts my feelings more then I hurt myself feelings.
>>43012124noooo don't shave your pubes you're so sexy ahaha
>>43012162Post pubes
I don't miss sissyspacek, you know who I miss? Bishit.
>>43012164Don't. The bush is making a comeback.
stay out of /brit/
>>43012162why does it seem as if you are always pinning to get made fun of? seems to be your kink
>>43012115I was but now that you suggested it I'm not going to
>>43012090only if i get cuddles afterwards
currently wasting away on the kitchen floor
>>43012172Which ones?>>43012186Haha ha
I'll seek you outFlay you alive One more word and you won't survive
>>43012179two sides of the same tranny coin
>>43012093Whatever happened to that anon who pulled a bloody hairball out of his bellybutton the other day?
>>43012234I know this song
>>43012231Post Slav squat
How tf im suppose to rewire a fuel pump. Its suppose to be replace and put back in. Not rewires
Not trying to make a big deal out of this or anything but we're heading into the evening and none of you have given me anything for my birthday yet...
>>43012289Im in too much pain
>in relationship for almost 2 months now>love the guy but he works all the time (60+ hours a week)>find myself bored all the time not knowing what to do with myself >feeling like a military housewife longing for more time with her spouse >he's not ever going to retire or reduce his hours, at least not for another 10+ yearsShould I just break up with him? I want more time with him, not just nights. I want to travel and do stuff during the day. Money is not an issue.
>>43012313Is he off on weekends and do you have a job?
>>43012219Make yourself useful and clean something while you're down there
I am currently in the Smoky Mountains.
I have no idea who bishit, paige, bucko, sissyspacek, cooper, blu, holden, horror, bleagle, atmos, or cersei is
>>43012336Business or pleasure?
>>43012292>>43012312You try so hard
>>43012342I'm glad you don't truly
>>43012312I knew you weren’t a real Gopnik after all :,(
>>43012321he only takes one day off a week (Sunday) so it becomes a day filled with chores to prepare for next weekhe never has an off mode, all he talks about is work, it's not healthy and I try to tell him this but he doesn't care
>>43012342I miss bleagle, atmos and cersei
>>43012342New
>>43012342Paige is the guy who mutilates himself and posts bad art here. Bucko's that Mexican guy who doxxed himself bragging about subway. Horror was hot but he dipped soon after i got here. Idk the rest
>>43012354And get so far. But in the end, it doesn't even matter.
marea won
>>43012342ghosts of the past
>>43012365Yeah idk then. If you lived together I'd say pick up some of the load but you shouldn't be cleaning the house of a 2month old relationship. I would exit now saying he doesn't have enough time to build something real
>>43012352well its both, id like to become a travel writer, so im not being paid yet but id like to turn this into a career my "vacations" are generally filled with driving all day, some hiking, and racing to eat and sleep at nightso it's not really a relaxed pace, and everything in the mountains is far aparti basically haven't eaten a meal in two daysI had breakfast yesterday and then got mexican in the afternoon for dinner and the mexican food was gross and I trashed itnow ive got croissants and danishes and high quality pizza but my tummy is upset from all the doings today
>>43012313Jesus is 2 months even a relationship yet?
>>43012397it's spelled mariah
God this guy is so hot for no reason
>>43012404That's cool. I'm p much the same. I go on roadtrips once a year and camp at dispersed sites to keep costs down. Haven't done the rockies yet. This year is either gonna be kayaking the Erie canal or roadtripping the blue mountains idk yetDo you keep a travel journal or blog? I would imagine it's not that easy to string together enough content for an entire article
>>43011639there's no such thing as zillenial.
>>43012184Right then. Coming back to brit now .
>>43012442it's bc he's white
>>43012442intuition, he has a massive veiny cock, don't you see how much bloodflow it requires and pullsfrom his legs
>>43012306Haaaappppyyy birthdaaaay Mister Anon… Haaaappppyyy birthdaaaay Mister Anon…
>>43012443>I would imagine it's not that easy to string together enough content for an entire articleits actually quite easy to write a ton because I don't just focus on the basic details of the hike (how long is it how do you get there) but more the cultural elements and little things I noticed along the way, details about people, I'm more like an amateur anthropologistI take trips at least once a month. I'm paying for a website but making it is harder than I thought. And its also a fair bit of effort to do the writeups because you have to cross-reference all the little locations to give details.
Guys, i also dobt know anything about the thread regular or the gen culture. A round of applause for me too please
>>43012401I've been living with him for almost 2 months now and I do clean and do most of the chores which helps him relax when he gets home. He tells me to just travel solo, like I've been doing since the new year. I thought I could turn him into my ideal travel buddy but he really just wants to stay at home when he's not at work, so boring. Even just going to a concert or outside together doesn't interest him much. He's just a homebody type who only wants to work, come home and have sex. I'm bored.
Shark bottom seeking lamprey top
>>43012430I knew him years prior to dating and living with him. We hooked up 4 years ago and kept in contact.
>>43012472well I could use a travel buddy...seriously it would so nice to be able to fucking sleep after a hike and have someone else drive
>>43012469Tbf most of them haven't been regulars for years>>43012472Wait you already live together??? If you're around like that then year you should do more chores during the week so you can hang on Sundays. Do you have a job? Do you have other friends? I don't understand your situation
>>43012469did you have to post this timur creature?
>>43012469Same. Everything I see about the thread culture makes me glad I don’t know what it means or where it came from.I’ll applaud you, no need to reciprocate, I’m indifferent
>>43012485Oh okay, so you do know each other already
>>43012490I didn't know i'd be here for 2 months, I thought i'd just stay for a week, but a week became another week, and so on. I was travelling down the west coast and stopped in his city to meet him again. I don't have to work, I have money.
>>43012498You're the kind of person i were making fun of with my post you fuckimg retard, very unontetionally funny of you to reply like this kek
>>43012510>dating just to not have to workfoidbrained behavior
>>43012517I think he meant he's rich and doesn't have to work
>>43012513Word, again though very happy to not know what the thread specific stuff here is referring to, and still indifferent toward your opinion
>>43012466Aha. I'm more of a thing by thing guy. Idc about the people for more than a nice chat then moving on. My roadtrips are heavy on the activities but my next one I'm trying to space things out so I can get to the campsites while the sun is up. Lil scary at night when you're out and about in unknown land. Picrel was a trip down the coast to meet my family in myrtle beachDrop the blog link?
>>43012517I don't have to work, I sold a business i owned and made bank, and he owns his own house, 4 empty bedrooms, it wasn't a big deal, i've already bought him $20k in furniture
I'd only date part-time or unemployed men sis. Wagie men are for nesting, not romance and love.
>>43012561That's a lot of bbq. I hope you're getting your fiber son you might get a big old dried log up there eating all that meat.
>>43012510My guess is you can't relate to what it means to have a real job. Go flit around more until you're ready and appreciative of a quieter life. Or find friends for that outlet as you stay around. You aren't ready for him and he's not ready for you. This is fun I feel like Wendy Williams
>>43012561jesus that's autistici just have places saved on google maps and other places and I just sort of pick 2-3 of them in a day the only set things are when you have to reserve something in advance, but that's not too commonI recommend Pizza Bones for pizza and the newly reopened Sub Rosa for the best croissants/bread/pastries (the one with local brie and pepper jam is my favorite)
>>43012566you both sound wretched and deserve each other>>43012581the mountains have some REALLY GOOD bbq, and some really awful stuff, and you don't always know what you are getting into if there's wood and smoke coming out of the restaurant, it's probably good though>>43012586>I recommendin richmond va*
>>43012584You're just jealous she's rich sis. Why work when she's already a millionaire?
>>43012601anyone coming to 4chan to brag about having money is most likely extremely cursed in many other regards
>>43012561timestamping the time you get to "enjoy" things is a bit much
WHERE IS YOUR SCOOTER??? WHERE IS IT
so umm. how do you like, get a bf irl
>>43012598>you both sound wretched and deserve each otherhaving money sounds wretched?
>>43012603She didn't brag though. I was bragging for her cause you're blind sis.
>>43012581It was fine. A few days of heavy eating wasn't that bad>>43012586It's looser than it seems. I put together an "ideal plan" for most trips just to squeeze in everything I want to do but I don't hold myself to it. It freaks me out to try and find meals once I'm out and about. Plus since my camping sites are pretty specific it helps to plan the day out
>>43012612by not rejecting me despite me being a total loser...oh wait your standards are high :(
>>43012612Drink my piss
>>43012612I've been entertaining men since I was born sis. It's natural born talent you're born with. Sorry you didn't inherit the right genes.
>>43012605It's a duration. And again I don't hold myself to it but I like to be able to guesstimate when I'm getting to the dinner spot or whatever so I'm not missing their hours
If you met a wealthy guy and he wanted you to take off for a year so you can travel and spend more time together, would you?
>>43012550Let's all acknowledge how hard this anon wants us all to know that he for real don't know anything about this gens history. That so fucking cool no? Very nonchalant and cool of you
>>43012601His complaint is his wagiebf doesn't make enough time for it. It makes both his bf's work habits and his perspective of what's enough into valid discussion. Seems like both are wack
>>43012354I have to let someone else take over. Orz
>>43012632only if it's part of my plan to black widow him
>>43012632The problem with being a wagie is that you have all these commitments that you're entangled with and it's hard to have a gap year cause the ship would sink without you.
>>43012632A year no. A month maybe. A week sure. A weekend most def.
>>43012598I'm too fussy about food at this point to not totally scope out online reviews and pictures to make sure I'm going to get a bad meal. It works 90% of the time for finding the best restaurants in a town I'm unfamiliar with. >if there's wood and smoke coming out of the restaurant, it's probably good thoughI love that smell too of the hickory or apple wood burning.
>>43012632Yes but I'd want to spend more time with him closer to our home if he won't mind and see if we're compatible and love him if we do
>>43012645Do you not feel weird wearing the skin of a more popular trip? You always had the choice to do you own thing yet here you are copying someone you probably wish you were instead
>>43011621It's not often that i get an uncanny valley effect from an actual person
>>43012679cope
>>43012651I want to make traveling my wage, I'm just not sure how. >>43012618>It freaks me out to try and find meals once I'm out and about.definitely annoying, but yelp and google maps are ok, and the best is going back somewhere where you KNOW the food is good, and not having to worry. I've had plenty of poor quality food and I try to be careful when ordering. >I put together an "ideal plan" for most trips just to squeeze in everything I want to do but I don't hold myself to it. I try to have a web of options and I often find the logic of which direction to go and on what day sort of congeals as I hit the road and it becomes clear how stuff relates better. >Plus since my camping sites are pretty specific it helps to plan the day outI rent cabinsa real mattress and a hot shower next to it is non negotiable. Its about 110-150 a night usually. Not cheap, sure, but people pay a lot more for hotels sometimes. I also get a real kitchen (though a tiny one) out of the deal. I can't figure out how to travel, AND write and cook at the same time. Just hiking and driving is so exhausting I can't do much else. >>43012659bro im fussy too there's nothing worse than getting to a hotel or cabin and opening up a meal that's grossbut honestly a lot of mountain places there's just kinda nothing to eat and you make do with what you can getI got pizza tonight its from a cool place that brews beer and uses the yeast from beermaking in the pizza dough. >>43012656traveling is fun for about 6-10 days and then you just get too exhausted to enjoy ityou need a break betweentho this is just my style where I race around all day to various destinations. There's often lots of places to stop at and you can't do it all in one trip but you get ideas for places to come back to.
>>43012712Monkey, ooh ooh aah
>>43012651I understand that, but if you knew you had nothing to worry about, that your boyfriend could pay for everything for the rest of your lives, and you never had to work again, why not take that opportunity?My bf can retire if he wanted to, he's almost 40, and he's been in the military 20 years, if he retired he'd get like $3200/mo for the rest of his life anyway based on what I've read. It's not like he'd struggle. His house and vehicles are already paid off but still he's acting like his work is his life...which makes me want to take a sword to his heart.
>>43012746>>43012746>>43012746
>>43012728I agree that generational markers are largely meaningless but im also only attracted to zoomers ha
I never expected to outlive sissyspacek
>>43012733not to be too dramatic and say it's necessarily gonna happen in this case, but those workaholic are at high risk to break in some way or another. some because they overwork themselves down to the bone, others because they for some reason can't do their thing anymore one day and then go nuts from not having a purpose anymore (since their previous habits removed most all other purpose from their life that wasn't just "work work work".i find it hard to fathom how one could do 6-day, 60 hour work weeks for more than a very short period of time.
>>43012819I want him to have a mental breakdown, I think he needs it. He literally shows no emotion at all. It's bothersome.
>>43010950I have done this a few times just for the fuck of it, not even while rimming. I was hiking with one guy and we started streaking. I started sniffing his armpits and getting super hard over it. He started teasing me. I was like "I really want to sniff your hole." This guy worked a blue collar job and I guess hadn't really showered that day. He was like "No you don't" and I was like "Yes I fucking do." He bent over and got down on all fours, looked back at me and said "Don't fucking do it. Seriously. You'll regret it."I did it anyway. I got fucking BOMBED. It smelled like something that would've been used as a chemical weapon in the Vietnam War. I gagged.Usually I get really turned on though by smelling a dude's pits/balls/hole.