fag couture editionlast scrotum >>43015280
>>43018219I always thought these outfits were so expensive for what they are, but now I get it.
bi bottom falling madly in love with his gay top bf
>>43018219he would look better naked
white boys with big fat asses that need a father figure in their life
>>43018265The fact these outfits are sold as menswear now is pretty funny.
>>43018272Men can wear fishnets and garterbelts too and it's gender affirming to their manhood.
>>43018167 Muslimanity
this could fix mehttps://i.4cdn.org/hm/1762127372699209.jpg
>>43018278Yes and the fact they're sold as Menswear and modelled by men is funny in the long run.
>>43018265Yikes
>>43018300fat penis, would suck
>>43018278Sock garters are so slutty
need bf :(
>>43018219when the item looks stupid but has good stats on it
>>43018296You should try it you know you might get fucked
>>43018265Yes please!I'd love a twink with a full booty to call me daddy and sit on my face.
Just straight guy things...
>>43018349I get fucked already
>>43018361where's his torso
>>43018365It's the perspective, but wrestlers are quite flexible.
>>43018364you have become very cattier lately. is it because winter has come to end?
>>43018377What do you mean cattier?
>>43018377her larp got exposed
>>43018291men make anything look good yes
>>43018361Sniffa
tops should wear panties while their bottom's tug them around on a leash
"wasted the entire day in bed"-award>>43018219What is he wearing bruh >>43018364Yeah by your bf like once a year lol
>>43018391lots of sharp-tongued responses to anonys
>>43018421Truee
>>43018433and the tops (if they behave well)get their hole eaten
Imagine being a relatively successful straight male model, you get paid to a booking in China, and you end up modelling the poorly-fitted, badly constructed knock-off Shein slutwear rather than the actual gay brand in your own nation. Sad!
>>43018422I'm making a breakfast burrito award eat half and get fatted like my :()
>>43018449the privacy brief looks stupid. if you're going to be a whore then be a whore
>>43018449lmao
>>43018464Never had a breakfast burrito before but I think I saw them at the menu at like Starbucks or something like that. Only had coffee for breakfast :(
>>43018471I don't think they have a choice as the crotch is so badly constructed.
>>43018449hole up!!! i thin i know this guy. is picrel him?
Desperate straight guys will break off dick to guys sometimes. Just not most of you, because many of you are dysgenic, unkempt slobs and radiate mental dysfunction. It's easy to tell if they are straight, if straight means they are usually with or chasing girls and not guys. Just as many of you on Grindr, they will compromise for sex with a heavy dose of imagination. You can claim their behavior makes them bisexual despite having no emotions or attraction to men, just as they have no emotions or attractions to fat whores and still give them dick to compromise, and you know that is true. But that means accepting that gays appear to them the same as fat whores, desperate, unattractive but available. Either way, they are not attracted to men enough to give up women, unlike you. And you are attracted to men. That is what makes you gay, and the same reason they are not like you. You can be mad about it, you can deny it with nothing but word games. But you can't change any of the facts that make this statement true.
>>43018481there's the American style or the Mexican style. I'm making Mexican, with scrambled eggs, chorizo, cilantro and diced onion and spicy hot sauce. Eat love laff
>>43018490That's him indeed. The Shein photographer did not do him a kindness.
i wonder what TSA thinks when they basically see dog dildos. i like to think mine is supposed to be like a werewolf dick or anthro canine or whatever but i know it straight-up looks like dog dick, i'm not an idiot. should i just get rid of it? i don't want people to think i'm a freak..
I love papa trumpu
>>43018489the whole thing is badly constructed. let his balls hang out i say
>>43018492They can simply just be gay and want to butt blast shota-hole
>>43018497maybe he's just ugly
>>43018501he's saving ameerica by killing iranu for the jewus uwu
>>43018494Sounds lowkey bussin ngl
>>43018265me if my ass were bigger
>>43018494did you have a birthday yesterday?
>>43018500who cares what tsa agents think, they look like the blueberry girl from willy wonka half the time
>>43018497that pic is truly cancer. a plain underwear (white socks optional) is the best slutwear for men. anything else is just a tryhard being a tryhard
https://www.boyfriendtv.com/videos/1538111/fucking-with-a-sexy-thai-guy/need asian top bf
Gm brothers
Okay this one isn't so bad, but his videos kept getting recommended to me so seeing him randomly doing a low class brand like Shein was funny. Plus the other guys modelling the slutwear do it better.
>>43018515i need to feed you broken birb
>>43018521Yes and today as well
>>43018449I like how it frames his midriff and nicely highlights his fuzzy tummy and belly button
>>43018524my greatest fear is being pulled aside and they do a search in front of EVERYONE, pulling out my 8" knotted dildo and waving it around asking, "whoa dude, what is this? does this really fit inside you?"the last few times i brought my regular human dildo but this time i feel like switching it up but i'm paranoid. also i'm kind of curious what my body looks like in the xray, like do my organs look like they've been rearranged compared to like a straight guy's organs?
>>43018547his face is bad
>>43018565He definitely has a Fashion face. It's too hard for a catalogue or cheap stuff.
>>43018534Hi what is your skin color
>>43018557did you get your hole stretched by your coworker
>>43018534nice boots
>>43018573yeah. all lore posts are me actually.
spasming on cock
>>43018534post bulge peaking through the undies. i want to say hello to it :3
>>43018571>He definitely has a Fashion faceshade
>>43018571very deep-set narrow eyes. reminds me of taylor lautner
>>43018534Skin color?
>>43018578you're not the anon i seek
>>43018361Sauce?
>>43018590Good comparison. Or Sam Brinton.
I don't think most people realize how not glamorous actual modelling is. It does not pay much for most and is very competitive. I think people confuse models with dating. Very attractive people are a minority in dating, so there is high demand and low supply. But there are far, far more models than the industry ever needs. Very good looking people may seem like a minority compared in dating. But they are common enough to be too many for modelling. Many applicants learn they are just not that special or even as appealing as they assumed. They tend to have to work a lot harder to find gigs and have very limited careers and usually transition to something else.
>>43018432Oh I'm being joking around. I am pretty irritated but from irl stuff not gaygen
>>43018587I mean I dont think he's unattractive at all, but a real distinctive face like that isn't for the H&Ms or Zaras of the world, the everyday stuff.
"How sombr is Shiza Magaj"Me asf af as fuck:
>>43018610Everyone knows this, really.
>>43018608>Sam Brintonnot that dude though. his eyes brows sit high. in examples of taylor lautner and the other guy in slutwear, their eye brows sit really low. when you look at their front profiles, there is very little to no gap between the brows and the eyes
>>43018534I think I see cock
>>43018608That lurid red Pleaser dress that comes out a cardboard packet...Dreadful.
>>43018563the first part of your post is funny because it reads like someone who has a humiliation fetish. the second part of your post is even more unrealistic and makes it unfun
OBAMA GAVE IRAN $400 MILLION DOLLARS>general chud outrage"Trump lifts restrictions on $15 billion in oil revenue for Iran"> *crickets
>>43018606MuscleBoyWrestling.com I think. There's like 4 sites specializing in Instagram thots and twunk pornstars softcore wrestling.
>>43018629I kind of see a resemblance though. They all look weird to me. >>43018633Need you to come out of your dress and onto my package:p
>>43018640I was going to say the post sounded like a straight man with a sissy humiliation fetish. There's a very particular flavors to it.
>>43018610this is only true for white people. white guys are good looking in average. so, the standard for "model" level looks is very high
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>>43018611how do those guys even drink with their balaclavas on? :s
Why did the metaverse die?
>>43018640>unrealistici bet if you compared twins where one is a bottom and the other us straight, they'd have a different looking internal structure. there's no way you can take that much dick and not see any changes
>>43018694beacuse it doesnt know what it wants to be? is it a game, a social media sim, a vr sim, a sick fantasy, a beautiful escape??? what is it? who knows?
>>43018697How big do you think dicks are?
>>43018719as big as my forearm
>>43018288sis that's disgusting
>>43018534Show ass
>>43018256No bisexuals allowed
And I thought at fifteen that I'd have it down by sixteenAnd twenty-four keeps breathing in my faceLike a mad whoreAnd twenty-four keeps pounding at my doorLike a friend you don't want to see
>>43018555Ok...??>>43018534Mornin'
Forcing the bisexual shit to give yourselves the open door to molest me with females is absolutely not something I ever agreed upon
>>43018735This is what half the Turkish barbers in my town look like.
why are turkish barbers a thing. is cutting hair a uniquely turkish skill
>>43018685Same way I suck cock in my masks
my loads are enough to fill a shotglasssometimes i wonder if there are tops out there who would suck and swallow all of it despite the taste. i know it can be a little tangy. but for your bf, you would do anything right?
>>43018534Hi!! :3 what do you have going on today boot-anon
>>43018745wot
>>43018769not if my bf won't fix his shitty tasting cum
>>43018769I physically unable to swallow cum.
i'm monogamous so if i have a bf that means he owns mei don't even think about anyone else, male or f*malemy love is unconditional
>>43018794Yeah cuz nobody wants to physically cum in your mouth
My cum tastes of chorizo and pico de gayo mhm olé that's tasty
>>43018801plappable
>>43018801Blowjob eyes
>>43018766how?
>>43018219i find clothing like this completely unattractive
>>43018833I miss lukewarm
>>43018846dw i have some panties for you to try on, we'll discover a good outfit for you, something that looks good with your.. body shape.
>>43018833right answer. he is an unabashed enthusiastic onlyfans bottom whore. he goes by christian styles or something like that on onlyfans. he is a syrian arab i think
how can you tell between 1c and 2a hair
>>43018794This is why i don't trust you
breed the squeak
I've been watching this stupid show for three weeks. All I hear is how Iran has thousands and thousands of missiles and nukes and drones and all I want to see is Tel Aviv get glassed in nuclear flames. Or at least severely cratered and Gaza'd. How fucking long does this show go on before something actually happens? And if we invade the beach off Kharg Island, we will never EVER leave. Republicans will just vote for more money to Israel to split with them to stay there forever and be another willing hostage and human shield to get attacked and used as an excuse for the next surge.I think I will take my own advice and just move to Russia where they have some self respect and aren't shitting on their own people every day. At least the people are better looking.
What does "gen- ++" mean?t. unc
>>43018890Why would you move to Russia as a gay? Plenty of other places to go.
>>43018910Its not a big deal. I wasn't planning on waving rainbow flags or selling x out of nightclubs. And I don't think there are any other places. Maybe latin America but I like indoor plumbing. I can't go to Asia because I am not trying to learn a language with no letters.
>>43018874yes ma'am
>>43018874kys loser
>>43018890you know they just killed a million of their prime age men in a war? one million russian bussies destroyed
>>43018970Are they an imposter?
>>43018971they should kill more
>>43018942You could point to a random spot in Europe and get treated better as a gay than Russia>Maybe latin America but I like indoor plumbing.Bruh this ain't the 1600s there's plenty of developed areas
will the real slim squeaky please stand up
>>43018890The last paragraph made me lol irl and read it to my bf and he lold at it too
I'm really upset that TSA isn't being paid and airports are backed up!jk I'll never have a professional job that requires air travel and I don't work for TSA for the same reason. I'm not a black woman.
>>43018994i lold
>>43018942>Maybe latin America but I like indoor plumbingDo you think Latin America is stuck in the 19th century in general? Maybe rural Cuba is or maybe Bolivia. But urban Brazil has running water and electricity
How do you feel when the top ignores you?
>>43018978I do believe given the history of that area that Russia will outlive the US. Russia has experienced misery after misery, war after war, for centuries and Americans throw a shitfit temper tantrum if their latte from Starbucks isn't just right. Russians are like cockroaches they can survive anything.
>>43018971Counterpoint: a million of their prime aged men were fit enough to fight a war to begin with.
>>43018846Unironically normal clothing is my favorite to look at, other than total nudity
Im gayI like menI can dance
>>43019069We can dance if we want to
>>43019077I bet you'd look good on the dance floor
Good morning Vietnam
need to burn off the burrito bomb. see yous later.
A defining signature of gay men is not being able to relate to normal men or understand them, making gays really gullible. That's why its funny to me that gays believe what straight men say as always being literally true. I think its a big part of why gays don't understand the joke when straights joke at acting gay.
>>43019127>normal man hereOh honey don't do that.
>>4301856550 iq half orc 7 int
>>43019127theres about 30 logical fallacies in what you just wrote smarty pants
So yeah, my package arrives tomorrow
>>43019134I didn't say that. I just said gays don't relate to them as a defining characteristic. Its a tautology. If gay was normal, they wouldn't be gay. They don't have the same mental dynamics, obviously.>>43019165Thankfully neither of us are interested in listing them.
When will it stop
>>43019197You're completely back to where you were last year, trying to project your feelings of self loathing onto the thread. Take a break.
This is how obese my face rlly is but still im so fat ;_; I had a dream last night that I was skinny and 19 again and they put me in PORN that would never happen to me now that im fat and old and mald
>>43019216Wanna fuck?
>>43018894 It's a programming joke about incrementing generations. Gen Z, then Gen Z++, then Gen Z+++ etc. You get it now?
>>43019221I dont know lucky star I already feel like I know you too well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZNq9on-FYo>>43019230Ah so you only like anonymous sex? What if I wear a mask?
>>43018994Tsa agents are basically glorified mall cops with a power trip. Who cares if they get paid. They're just there to make you feel violated before your flight anyway.
do you ever think of him and wonder if he has ever thought about you, like in a daydream?
I want to do stuff but I just can't seem to do anything
>>43019024Feels like getting rejected by a vending machine after you already put your money in. just sad and empty and you wanna kick its ass but you can't because its bigger than you.
segs
>>43019259yes, very regularly. I wonder if he still thinks about me, or if he ever thought I was cute, or looked at my ass or thought about fucking meugh I wish
>>43019274what are you, some sort of bottom
>>43019264become a muscle powerbtm
>>43019259you're so corny, anon
>>43019273German chocolate? German chocolate!
>>43019261same I'll think about doing something for like 5 hours then just take a nap instead
>>43019240shiities """music""" i heard all day
>>43019259https://youtu.be/o12CyHomZD8?si=c3bdpafgBPDW_8MfTell me do you think about meWhen I'm lying on your heart?Tell me do you dream about me when you sleep out underneath the stars?'Cause I don't want a hollow smileI want all that's on your faceAnd I don't only want to love you I want something that I can't replace
>>43019259yes. then i remember he hates me and i try to think of something else.
>>43019295germans dont produce ...schoko latten any more
>>43019281yesssI think about him conering me, getting me alone, physically intimidating me by getting close and being imposing and then overpowering me and pinning me down or against a wall, mockingly teasing me while rubbing his dick on my ass and laughing as I just gasp from arousal, etcmaybe him biting me or manhandling me just so he can get off on me being in pain or being helpless to his strength etcI also think about cuddling, I'm not a whore
>>43019259i know he thinks about me because sometimes i feel his thoughts in my head. like yesterday i was walking and suddenly i felt this warm feeling and the thought "i wonder what anon is doing" and it wasnt my thought it was his.
>>43019027Maybe there's something to be said for not wanting to survive anything if it means living in complete misery. I'd rather have my latte and complain about it than freeze my ass off in some Sovietera apartment block.
>>43019305there's a very fine German restaurant in Manhattan ran by a nice elderly Austrian man who serves the potato salad, red cabbage and berry jam. You'd be surprised.
>>43019328*with schnitzel i forgot to add
Potato salad and egg salad are my arch nemesis they are ALWAYS trying to make me get fat...
>>43019328>surprisedim surprised that gastro survives in manhattan somehow... 20 bucks for water?
>>43019298Sorry something more your speed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6VxutDk7G4
>>43019283why would I want to be sweaty and sore when i could just be soft and cute and let someone else do all the work
>>43019347In some places you'll pay at least $10 for a Dasani. It's pretty fucked. Germany has it better than us in that department.
>>43019292horny*
>>43019127Honestly most straight men don't even know how to act normal in front of a girl anymore. Straight men are just as awkward and weird as most gay men nowadays. Only very few straight guys are even normal enough to get girls, so it evens out and you don't really need to try that hard to be normal anymore cause most straight guys don't even know how to do it anymore cause of brainrot ipads sis.
>>43019206If saying straight and gay are two different things and thats why they don't relate to or understand each other seems like loathing to you, maybe its a you problem.
>>43019350this is unironically no bullshit more real and genuine and fun and musical than that kike priduced fake enthusiasm jumping garbage for digusting npc niggers kill yourself faggot
>>43019345fuck em up then throw that salad at the wall!
>>43019360>better than usno
>>43019256Exactly. Its a jobs program.
>>43019380xD Touched a nerve I see! Just admit you have bad taste love. It's normal for bottoms.
resident... evil....
>>43019127that does apply to me but i think its more of an autism thing than a gay tinig
>>43019333i also find restaurants that serve people food kinda weird too.like i got potoato salad and schnitzel at home, i dont need to pay u to make this shit for me, they serve a lager too?, grandma made it for the working man, men ate it
>>43018547that does not look very comfortablewho is he anyway?
>>430194022...
>>43019216i find you look subtly like elon musk
>>43019407It's nice to go out now and then for something I'm completely underqualified to cook at home, like good pizza or Asian food. Live laff luv thorny
>>43019392>tasteare u srsly srs? have u SEEN your Music Video? roffflllsretarded boomer
>>43019388as in less expensive and within reach of most people. America looks rich on the outside, but on the inside ppl are going without basic necessities.
>>43019423>lafffuck em!!! cartoonish shitclowns
>>43019434same here
>>43019438hehe
i earn more than you by simply breathing. today i get about $600 for a few hours of sitting
>>43019420Elon Musk looks like a FROG i look elegant and beautiful like a gazelle
>>43019069what i be putting on my cv
>>43019452How DARE YOU
>>43019376Sexual interest is only one distinction, the one aspect people use to group them arbitrarily. The reasons why people end up one way or the other vary.So I agree, there is an enormous amount of overlap in increasingly socially inept behavior. Its getting to where "normal" is an antiquated theory, not a standard or goal. Since "normal" is by definition the majority, it doesn't bode well for the general social health of the population. That's a problem, because millions of people sharing space who don't relate to each other on any unified view of how to behave is just a bunch of apes terrified of each other and willing to fight to create safe space. The sex has to be the less relevant aspect of the problem, except to say they all eventually die out in the worst imaginable circumstances. Even worse, its slowly, so each generation becomes more confused than the last because the last one had no plan to impart upon the next. At which point it just becomes a giant herd of unhappy apes, and that can't possibly end well. Ultimately its a leadership problem; there isn't any. When nature corrects these things, its usually brutal, horrific and protracted. The good news is that a society will reset, but only after a period of nightmares and it takes eons. At least for humans.
>>43019216I mean your head and jaw is so massive even when you were skinny lol now youre like a football head
>>43019451is your hole hairy?
>>43019481My head doesnt looks like a football your just trying to gaslight me arent you
No one itt is hairy, except maybe larry
>>43019495What bluey hot take got you like this
>>43019506I love bluey
>>43019505my nethers are hairy
nigga heil hitler
>>43019516We should fry our brains with ayahusca and watch childrens shows all day in a nursing home while shitting our diapers and drooling on ourselves
>idw read the whole thread. Can someone give me a quick rundown and some talking points for the current This sets the tone for a casual, horny, ironic gay male hangout thread (very much cis gay-focused despite the board name, with little to no trans discussion visible in the main chains). Overall rundown and vibe: Main topic: Gay men's fashion/slutwear (expensive designer vs cheap Shein knock-offs, fishnets/garters on men being "gender affirming to their manhood" in an ironic way, bulges, asses in outfits). Quickly spirals into classic /cisgaygen/ territory — tops/bottoms dynamics, sexual fantasies, daddy kink, cum play, needing a bf complaints, modeling industry roasts, random off-topic tangents (TSA fears with knotted dildos, breakfast burritos, Trump/Iran politics, moving to Russia memes, hating potato salad). Tone is peak 4chan /lgbt/ — crude, self-deprecating, sarcastic, horny greentext-adjacent, mix of admiration and mockery, light body/appearance shaming, ironic "straight guy things" memes about flexible wrestlers or whatever. Lots of images posted: big asses needing father figures, Shein models looking awkward, morning boot bulges, random dicks, food pics, etc. Thread is active (100+ replies when fetched), not archived yet, still getting bumps with fresh nonsense like defending head shape from "football head" insults or hole-hair queries.
>>43019530Im already half way there
>>43019536Some key talking points / recurring themes in the current discussion (good for jumping in or understanding the flow):Slutwear cost vs value — >Anons debating if these outfits (garters, fishnets, harnesses) are ridiculously overpriced for what they are, but then admitting they look hot on the right body ("I always thought these were expensive for what they are, but now I get it"). Counter: just go naked, privacy briefs are dumb.>White boys with fat asses — Fetish fuel chain: "white boys with big fat asses that need a father figure in their life" image replies wanting to sit on faces, "me if my ass were bigger", daddy dom thirst.>Top/bottom role reversal memes — Tops in panties/leashes, bottoms tugging tops around, hole eating as top privilege, bi bottoms falling in love with gay tops (doomed romance trope).>Modeling industry salt — Roasting straight male models in Shein slutwear ("imagine being a relatively successful straight male model... sad!"), overproduction of hot people, not as glamorous as it looks.>TSA / travel paranoia — Classic anon fearposting: "what does TSA think when they see dog dildos / knotted werewolf dildos on x-ray… should I just get rid of it?" escalating to public cavity search jokes.Need bf / loneliness posting — Interspersed "need bf :(" or "do you ever think of him and wonder if he has ever thought about you" with song lyrics replies — semi-serious under the irony.>Random off-topic derail — Breakfast burritos vs salads, Russia > US for gays (despite the risks), hating "kike-produced" music, psychic thought memes.If you're planning to post/reply, lean into the ironic horny fashion angle, post an image if you have one, or greentext a related story — that's what keeps these generals alive. The thread's still rolling with fresh shitposting, so #p43018219 is basically the anchor for this particular "fag couture" themed run.
just rolled 3d6 on random.org six times for a dnd character. how is this for a fighter? i dont think he gets any bonus to anything lmao, cant even wear full plate which needs 15 strstr 13dex 13con 13int 10wis 9cha 8
>>43019495i really can't comprehend how you look now unless you started eating tripple the calories
>>43019550Hes a fighter thats bad at fighting
>>43019405I am not trying to shame either. But from how I hear autism described, its sort of the same mental software as a distinct population typified as 'gays' but without any sexual connotations. Both seem to have arrested or delayed grasp of peer social interaction. In gays, it tends to correct but takes so long that the benefit is lost after the damage is already done. Its also promoted as 'culture' to 'straight' men, to appeal to perpetual youth as man-children. So its no surprise that the "phase" is now taken over people's entire lifespan. It used to be the meme of 'returning to youth' to 'prolonged adolescence'. Now it just never ends, so adult skills never begin. Its done by constant commercial appeals to base desires, which is infantilizing, and keeps people dull witted.I think a lot of people do finally grow out of your condition, but through deliberate effort and experience. I think the first thing is leaving behind a medical diagnosis as an identity, which is a big sales tactic in medicine and quasi-medicine today. Its to make you feel like a perpetual victim so you always need someones help or condolences. If a professional had never labeled you, you would just assume you need to experience more to learn. Medicalizing it makes it sound like something beyond your control.
If russia is so dangerous how come the US never nuked or invaded them?
>>43019553I did all I do all day is cry eat and sleep because I lost so much in homelessness and im not just talking about my stuff but I lost FRIENDSHIPS RELATIONSHIPS AND I LOST MY DIGNITY
>>43019550How big is his penis
>>43019570Its long and skinny
>>43019565just stay positive
My penis is short and fat my pubes are longer than my penis but its as fat as my wrist its like a stump
>>43019570average 8 inches>>43019556nobel peace prize recipient here!>>43019565ut a rock, rocks dont cry
Woman, 31, Was Suffering During Sex. Then, a Nurse Found a Tampon That Had Been Lost in Her Body for Weeks
>>43019589No its not wtf >>43019583Fuck you okay because I am poz and I wont apologize for it because actually its discrimination if you are discriminating against people on the basis they have hiv (which is harmless since I cant infect anyone)
>>43019596trip on chubbyemu
im pre-shitting so my asspussy is extra filthy for you babe
>>43019565have you tried DMT?
Wtf do girls want to rub my chest??
>>43019624No why would I i have schizophrenia...
>>43019630what does your chest look like?
>>43019617Fardding and inevitably shidding my pampers
>>43019633"Research indicates that N,N-Dimethyltryptamine (DMT), when administered in controlled, therapeutic settings, shows significant promise in treating mental illnesses, "
>>43019637A chest
>>43019641Used diaper in a panini press <3
>>43019642Junkie quack doctors will say anything >>43019646Omg my pengus got hard at that
>>43019630so let them
>>43019674I do ....... but idk why they want toIts like this all my life
>>43019687They find something about you attractive, perhaps physically or personality. Let them play with your cock why not. Maybe you're bi.
Hate penguins
>>43019720wtf why
>>43019699I wonder how anyone is attracted to me.I'm not bi I've been with 2 girls.
>>43019729how did you be with 2 girls if you're not bi?
There is nothing the American government hates more than citizens having their own thoughts. If the American government points to a horse and says its a fish and you disagree, you are public enemy number one. And they'll eventually get around to calling you a terrorist because somehow that word means they can do whatever they want to someone. Unless, of course, you are actually spreading terror, in which case you get a pass because it helps the government. It demoralizes citizens and presents a case for the government to demand money to pretend to fix it.
>>43019743They were copes
How do I cure my bear fetish?
>>43019759How many men have you been with?
>>43019747true, they will experiment on you if you have your own thoughts and special giftshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psjX8b26BEQ
>>43019764Paul Giamatti second from left
>>43019764looking at one was enough for metalking to one made me want to be asexual
>>43019767Let the record show the witness refused to answer the question.
>>43019764bears are the biggest flamers
>>43019764imagine the smell
>>43019767I counted six
Went to a cis gay sex party last night it was dope. Only been to queer parties before where it was more tranny than gay. Cis gay guys are direct, I fucking love that. No small talk, just 'Hey can I eat your ass' of course sir. Was great. I fucked someone in a swing while a guy ate my ass out, and then when I came in the swing bottom, I collapsed on them and got fucked while I made out with the bottom. 10/10.
>>43019859Hot. Good for you.
>>43019784It's not about the looks, it's about the experience, getting squished under one in bed is an ethereal experience.>>43019824Not in my experience, most I met were tops with prone bone as their favorite position.
>>43019859disgusting enjoy your stds
>>43019921you can get squished under any man. the other anon is right. they're all flamers with awful personalities
>>43019764look at cute twinks
Hey gays, I'm superstraight, but I want your opinion, because you're knowers of things. Do you think it's ok for guys to wear women's watches? I'm about to buy a woman's watch just because it looks cool. I don't think there's anything wrong with that personally, but I'd like to avoid beating the shit out of some retard and going to jail, because he made fun of my cool watch.
>>43019956there is no such thing as male/female attire or clothing anymore, wear whatever you want but particularly find stuff that looks good on you regardless of whatever sex it was allegedly made for
>>43019956post hole
>>43019956Depends. Which watch?
>>43019956>>43019969ok trannies
>>43019969W mans. I think I'll get it.>>43019975No.>>43019978Don't wanna show it because I'm buying it and if you see me on the street then you'll know it's me, and you'll tell everyone I'm gay, because I posted here, when in reality I'm not, except nobody would believe me, and they'll believe you instead. Off-topic, but I saw a really beautiful twink today. No homo.
>>43019956i think so, really the only difference is case size and colors/diamond accents for the vast majority, and cartier tanks are selling unisex despite being a tiny watch so it's not even offensive to wear a small watch as a man, most watches are unisex aesthetically imo
>>43020017I also have wrists on the thinner side, so wearing big watches looks goofy and stupid and it's uncomfortable. A 26mm case size is kinda small though but I also wear thin leather toga pulla bracelets and it looks cool so what's the difference?
>>43019859This is what living the homosexual lifestyle to the fullest is all about. Enjoy your life sis.
>>43019956Do whatever as long as it looks good. I buy stuff like women's pants cuz they look good and stuff nobody really minds
>I also have wrists on the thinner sideskinny penis alert
What happens if you underestimate shiza's fatness?
>>43019956Werk it girl. Post your cute watch sis.
I like a guy who I suspect (and hope) is gay and today I saw him liking fag brainrot on insta that only a fag would like and it felt like this imageHe also has the music taste of a fag and clearly knows some of the lingo.
>>43020100Scoop him up before the girls do sis.
I don't wear a watch cause I'm gay. Time is like tea to me. I drink and spill it.
>>43020130Preaach
>>43019931:(>>43020073thanks, it was great. I haven't been fucked in ~7 years, only topped, so to get my nut off then get railed while I was still in the post o glow was fuckign divine. Don't think I'll be like a regular at these things, but def gonna keep an eye on the organizer it was a very well run event.
bumbling in a corner rotating a cow in my mind nonchalantly
>>43020146I'm always interested how organizers manage the safety of these sex parties. Were there any standout things that made it a good and clean experience? How did you get invited and how do they filter guests?
>>43020075No penis shaming come on...>>43020096No doxxing.>>43020100>He also has the music taste of a fagWhat's a fag music taste? Taylor Swift and nu-metal?
>>43020199>No penis shaming come on...says who
>>43020234Says broship. If you shame penises you're a woman.
>>43020247cope skinny penis
>>43020247small dih energy
I have a small penis, which tops actually like so it's not a problem
>>43020279>>43020299Me against both of you at the same time in a caged fight to the death and I win. You could have the most biggest of dongs, it wont save your life.
>>43020180Im in nyc, there's just a lot of queer events and organizers, the popular ones are well run in terms of logistics. Word of mouth is a big one, that's how I found out these existed, then you just find the organizers on Insta, this one uses substack, and just keep up to date with their parties. They have a good, private space. A security guy that gives you a brief rundown of the house rules. Consent is very important. You never assume, you always ask. There were old men that I said no to, the guy I let fuck me was another young guy around my age. Person I fucked was someone I came with with the intention of screwing. I'm on prep, but not doxy pep but planning on getting on it. So I'm not too worried about aids, just other STIs which you run the risk of. You can mitigate it with condoms. But at the end of the day you just self select people that look attractive/trust worthy and hope that they aren't purposefully spreading anything. This was the first cis gay one I've been to, and it def felt riskier in terms of more anonymous and less accountability. But I only let one guy fuck me, not like I had a train ran on me. At the queer/trans ones I've been to, you usually strike up a conversation, at least get their name lol. Logically, there's no difference in risk, but the added communication gives you peace at mind that this person is normal. But at the end of the day you're having sex with strangers. It's inherently risky, that's just the price we pay for degeneracy.
>>43020335if you want to be eiffel towered just say so, all of this bravado is not needed
>>43020335>in a caged fightso they're both wearing cages?
>>43019852Ok that's legit then.
>>43020365just so you are aware, he's including dogs in that number
>>43020341post hole
>>43020352No idea what that means.>>43020359They're both dead and wearing my perfume from the struggle of freeing themselves from the clutches of death (me).
>>43020341Sounds cool. Did you pay any entry fee or was it free?
>>43020448>No idea what that means.sure you don't, skinny penis
I'd go to a gay sex party if I was a 6/10. But I'm not there yet sis.
>>43020472that's what the dog masks are for
>>43020486you're a genius sis
>>43020005It's okay I'm in the closet too. But it's safe to be gay here.
>>43020509I'm not in the closet at all. Literally 0% gay.>>43020464I'm a virgin and I barely watch porn or hang around with fetishists. Only way I'd know if I were to google that.
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