older men: >>43018219
I'm cooking up a very W post.
what do y'all do to have your socks looking like that? i've never had dirty white socks in my life
>>43020535Walk around the house in them because I'm white and take my shoes off when I go inside.
sex with singapore boy
>>43020518mid BAC domtop
>>43020545yikes
Heres a question: if a straight guy being with a guy makes him gay, why does a gay guy being with a girl not make him straight. And hardly anyone who does either self identify as bisexual. I think the term basically exists to give a quick non-explanation for the dozens of inconsistencies about the gay/straight narratives loudly voiced by everyone except, ironically, bisexuals, who don't really seem to think they need any narrative at all.
>>43020461It's $30 but you can get discounted tickets at pretty much any of these if you need them. But on top of providing the space, swings, lubes, condoms, and some bdsm set ups that I didn't use, there was free beer! I was not expecting that, but I hit the beer fridge up like I was in college. It was cheap, shit beer but just a help yourself fridge of beer was very appreciated. >>43020472Trust you dont have to be attracted to go to these, there's all types there. It was a healthy mix of young twinks/twunks, old bears, fat guys, fit guys. Whether you get any, that's another question. But I saw plenty of old dudes fucking other old dudes, and ugly guys getting railed in the ass.
>>43020561post hole
Shiza has been mia bcuz shes on vacaycay in nigeria at the orozo rape festival trying to get bibisu but they thought she was a cow and ate her instead
>>43020566>>43020570
I think traps get the guys gays actually want, and then gays think they can outdo them by becoming trans because they want it more than traps. And then the other gays conflate them together and rage about them both as the same thing.
>>43020561Because being straight is the default and really there's no such thing as gay. Everyone that's "gay" is really bisexual. If someone is "gay" it's because they're an incel and can't get pussy. Don't hate me for speaking the truth.
*inflates you making you big and round*
>>43020561These labels are all so stupid. It's because society is incapable of nuance sis. Because most people are sub-90 IQ retards that need things spelled out to them in black or white labels or else they cry and fall apart cause the world fails to understand subtlety or seeks to obfuscate it for personal gain.
>>43020561It does make him straight or bi if he constantly goes on tinder to get some juicy pussy and what they identify as doesnt change the reality
'Post hole' was funny until I realized why they kept posting it and it wasn't ironic humor. Here's where they demonstrate by posting it again.
I sexually identify as deltas used diaper O_O
If I eat vegetables, it doesn't mean I identify as a vegetarian or center my whole life around it. And it certainly doesn't make me a tomato.
>>43020566Lol that's give me alot of hope. Thanks sis. I'd like to learn how to host these parties, so I oughta try to see how it goes.
Check me out. So I'm of the opinion that being gay is just a fetish and it can't be romantic or soulful, and gay love can never be real love. Any girl I say this to says I'm a red flag, but you know women are retarded. Either way, where I'm coming from is the fact that gay couples just don't last. Gays of either gender also cheat a ton. Furthermore, every time I come in here to have a chat with you guys it's "post hole" and other horny fetish shit like that. Women being so called gay is understandable, because women are just beautiful in general (unless they're tarnished of course), so it makes sense for anyone to be attracted to women. Their type of sex also doesn't involve rectum damage and poop on dick. Any woman saying she's lesbian is also lying too. All of them like dick, unless they were traumatized on way or another. For men it's either just being a horny fetishist or just dudes that straight up can't get pussy. I see it time and time again. Latest example is this mixed dude I know that was never ever able to get girls ever, and recently told me he's been hooking up on grindr several times a week. He's just getting railed by different dudes, because his previous gay relationship didn't work out (shocker).That's my take away on the topic at least. Feel free to tell me if I'm wrong.
>>43020626We come here to see sissy shitholes. Fucking sissy shitholes isn't gay as long as you don't get caught. We keep it on the dl and never get caught.
I don't care about your monogamous standards sis. Keep that heterosexual shit outta my thread mama.
she's incontinent again and came here to talk about how barren and sad her life is
>>43020684tf is wrong with his fingers.
>>43020700If you knew what I looked like you'd care.
Straight men cannot seduce me anymore. I am immune to their sensual wiles.
>>43020684beautiful huge and beefy BAC domtop
>>43020672My honest reaction
>>43020738More like you can't seduce straight men.
>>43020753You cocked me sis.
>>43020750stop posting this shiza
I need to buy a clock where the hands of the clock are cocks now. Where can I buy one?
Watched shape of water and bawled my eyes out>>43020750Are you the same person that always posted that kakegurui pic?
>>43020561>Heres a question: if a straight guy being with a guy makes him gay,It doesn't.>why does a gay guy being with a girl not make him straight.It doesn't. >>43020561>I think the term basically exists to give a quick non-explanation for the dozens of inconsistencies about the gay/straight narratives loudly voiced by everyoneYeah, it's a shortcut. "I'm gay" relays all the relevant information as opposed to "Well I prefer men but when I was young I was confused and thought I was bisexual so I slept with some girls and that's what made me realize I don't like pussy so now I only suck cock and fuck guys and jerk off to gay porn" or whatever your story is. Are you stupid?>>43020618>I'm pedantic therefore I'm smart
>>43020777DIY it.
>>43020777probably at spencer's gifts
who double deckered my waterpik??
It is disgusting for anybody to jump out of a box on top of a table when guests are dressed in their nice Versoice and DVF and Gucci and their Christian Louboutin's and shiza's sucking her own penis.
I can't fucking stand gay dudes hitting on me or girls coming up to me asking if I'm gay. I literally do not even look gay. I'm just gonna stop going outside.
>>43020796sorry i thought it was a douche apoaratus
Now imagine gaygen, but in 00s russia.
>>43020654I'll be honest, I'd never want to host one of these lol. Seems very expensive, and there's always petty personal drama or someone acting weird that you then have to deal with as the organizer. I like going, acting young and dumb, getting filled with cum, then dipping and never having to worry about dealing with the degeneracy lol.
Excellent use of free will by this artist
>>43020836Internalized homophobia. You're a clearly clockable gay and that's okay, get over it
>>43020858Yeah that's true. Ideally it'd be a smaller scale party of like 20ish people that I have some regular familiarity with rather than a larger quantity scale. They can invite friends and new people they found to keep things fresh. And by a know to know basis. I think it'd be fun to have themed parties like for Easter we could have guys dressed in PlayBoy bunny outfits. And Easter egg hunts with condoms and poppers inside. Just silly sex funny.
>>43020882There needs to be more Obito porn.
>>43020882man, shonen slop was much better in the 00s
>>43020882link the rest. i always knew kakashi liked the man on man stuff
>>43020882This is traced.>>43020963Absolutely not. My favorite character can't be gay plus he's canonically not gay.>>43020946>nternalized homophobiaCompletely untrue. I'm also so tired of this projection too every time I say I'm not interested.>clockable gayWhat does that mean?
>>43020975what a chest
>>43020987Post selfie
>>43020980ButterMSFW on twitter
>>43021036I aint posting shit. creep.
Any time I have called myself bisexual it was just to explain to both gays and straights why they are retarded. Not for liking something and not something else. Just that their explanations are so comically full of shit and cope.The biggest myth ever sold about sexual identity is that you have to have one. When you tell me you are gay, you are saying you like dicks. Not men. Dicks. You don't have any special insight into men. In fact, you have remarkably less. When you tell me you are straight, you are not telling me that you like women. Or prefer women. You are not even telling me that you don't like dicks. What you are telling me is that you don't like dicks and you think its very important that I know that. You will date a woman 40 pounds overweight who snarls like a rottweiler and can't read a map so don't tell me its about attraction or feminine charm. You are as repulsed by women as much as anyone but you know there is a shame game and you have to play it or get called a faggot. Thats why you are beating off to porn and hanging with other men. Straight just means you aren't into dicks. It has nothing to do with "liking" women.And being "gay" doesn't mean you have some historically romanticized special relationship with men. It just means you already counted yourself out of the social game and want to be left alone to live out your self rejection issues via humiliation kink or replay some memory from youth. You are every bit as disgusted by how women behave as anyone else because they have no pity for you and are probably most of the reason you turned out this way. And its just not that special. There is nothing heroic about socially shooting yourself in the foot and then seeking sympathy as a victim of gun violence.
>>43021066You're the one who brought up how clockable you are. :\
Im really sad I cant be in military or law enforcement. Wtf else am I suppose to do
>>43021081You need to get out of your head, my guy. You have a problem with people identifying as gay/straight and yet you write a book about how you're a special bi dipshit. Literally no one cares.
>>43021086I was asking what that means. I literally have no idea what that means, how would I claim myself as that?
>>43021081Smartest bisexual
fighter/thief multi or mage/thief?ft gets 4 longbow attack hasted, ca 32 dmgmt gets 3 shortbow, 18 dmgft saving throws are 2 lowermt can web and fireball twice a day, but this is only for pitched battle so mobs are harder with mtrolling high con and dex for ft is hell thoand mt doesnt care about int really, just dexgay? who is gay?
>>43021092Cuz you're a foreigner? Also why would you want to?
>>43021036you should post one
>>43021106If it was just an identity, there would be no problem. Instead, its a fucking religion and I am tired of people pushing it. You both have these ridiculous science fiction explanations or divine mandates from some Jewish desert super-ghost to explain one or the other. Its nothing more than a cheap badge that translates as "I don't think."And I did not say I am bisexual. I said that I don't call myself that or any of this other retarded shit unless I have to in order to get a point across. If you're an fat woman, I am gay. If you are a sleazy guy, I am straight. I am whatever the fuck it takes to get jackasses to stay tf away. My sexual identity is back the fuck off.
I am a straight woman sis. I love submissive bussy.
>>43020839It was ... Not anymore
>>43021092You defend what you love. That is enough and much more than most.
Don't think about all those things you fearJust be glad to be here
>>43021157he did, he is in the closet
>>43021177thats not how it worksthats not how any of this works!
Our gay treasury secretary is a joke.
I'm polyamorous like Sasha Colby. She's married to her drag persona/career she built, and she has no spare time for other men to compromise her freedom and autonomy to pursue her art of drag. For me, it's my Asian self is married to my American self, so there's no room for anyone to own my heart since it's already taken by my other self. Two different cultures married and co-existing despite their differences. That's what solo polyamory is all about sis.
>>43021157I did bruh
>>430211281. You have Google2. You have context cluesWhat you sadly lack is3. A brainSucks!
>>43021225why thobeing an ugly attention whore makes no sensecoop would have done u in!
>>43021201>>43021225link it
>>43021253suck my shit
>>43021217
I would love to have a boyfriend unfortunately I am too fat its because I keep choosing pizza pockets instead of love love is supposed to give you butterflies in your tummy and make your stomach hurt.... if you feel full all the time you are supplementing your love with food
I think a lot about what guys in the "flower of their youth" must think to act the way they do, gay or straight. I don't see a lot of relationships. I see a lot of self isolation and atomization. Just a generation of lonesome guys. Not even a lot of friends or community or social networks. I try to pay attention because in a generation, they will be in a new stage of life while another replaces them, trying to divine some clues from the leads they were left by the last one.Young guys are the engine of the world. They tell you where its going. Its true in every single part of the world. So I think its worth knowing how they are, what they are doing, what they think and how they see things.
>being an ugly attention whore makes no senseyou would know
>>43021245I also have dumbfuck slave betas like you that do my bidding and spoonfeed me on command. Good boy.
>>43021279Wow are you really so fat that men talk to you that way I had no idea...
>>430211532 health reasons >>43021193Always will
>>43021306>Always will<3tc
>>43021245thee Gen Z binches can't read clocks not even digital ones
https://youtu.be/RUsUQ9tRHHQ?si=ib4ZNKVaIRVDIWhM:( im so fat that my brother called me a fat pig and said that hes embarassed to be seen in public with me
>>43021297You're dumb. xD>>43021253Here have a fresh one, I just shaved anyway.
Bro's straight up tarded. Look at him.
>>43021343It's 2026. To quote the President>We all have a weight problemStart hammering ozempic if it really gets you down. Or start eating carrots instead of potato chips.
>>43021353you look like a chubbier crsi
>>43021365i would have said samael
>>43021353>I just shaveddon't do that
>>We all have a weight problemlol
>>43021353moo>>43021365see it
I'm also a relationship anarchist like Duncan Grant from the Bloomsbury Group. He was a lifelong partner with Virginia Woolfe's sister, but he had plenty of affairs with men anyway, but she didn't care cause she loved him even if she was already married to another man. He painted alot of artistic male nudes of his male lovers. The Bloomsbury Group was the "lived in squares, painted in circles, loved in triangles." There was no primary lover or secondary lover, he loved them all the same no matter if you only spent a month together or spent years together. I don't wanna treat love like it's a scarcity resource that I have to carefully find someone to claim, protect, and nurture it like a seed growing to be a tree. Love is abundance and free so long as you are pretty.
>>43021363I dont eat potato chips i mostly eat pizza pockets chicken nuggets and drink smoothies
>>43021337<3 hope you're well>>43021353Ftm?
>>43021353faggots cheeks start ballooning straight from the fuxking skull lmaoshiza has be defathroned!!! stop the presses!
>>43021365>>43021369you people just think all browns look the same
>>43021421Wait, shiza is fat?
>>43021280I feel like nobody fucking cares about young men unless it's trying to manipulate them into being wageslaves for other people to profit. Nobody cares about your feelings, only what you can do for them. You're a slave in their eyes. The only time they care is when you murder them for being selfish manipulative fuckheads for scamming and denigrating society enough that it's complete shit and intolerable to live in.
>>43021446LMAOOOOOOO
>>43021446ai anon! show him exhibit a please!
>>43021353Hi brown 5/10 that's easy on the eyes.
would you want a 3some with a biological dad son duo?
>>43021489Thats satanic so no
>>43021489no but i'd fuck them separately
>>43021145your such a nerd omggg
>>43021518>>43021489God hates us for being gay anyway soooo I mean...
>>43021197Fc kahuna peroidt
>>43021489Yeah but only if im the only bottom and they both dom
>>43021353Cute hefty guy
>>43021489What a sweet way to go to hell
https://litter.catbox.moe/cq2wmv1kbsnqpb4e.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/mc3uj1mdifm6ul3i.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/la9ftixk9r9j6gpa.jpgPlease no bullying ^_^ But Im excited for when my hucow gear and new bras and panties come.
>>43021580N
>>43021580SHIZA! STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY!
>>43021580
>>43021588we've seen your face, it's too late to make posts like this
There are whores in this house! :scream:
What game depicts your favorite dystopian view of the future?
>>43021645thank god we'll never see yours
>>4302165810 pairs of socks I'd peel them back layer by layer and get increasingly terrified as you have another socks underneath I think I'd lose it.
Should I try hrt would I look good with large naturals >.<
>>43021682Omg I never thought about it that way before 0_0
>>43021645Interesting Koan.>>43021682Right?>>43021685NO.
for real tho, shiza is the most tolerable of the schizos itt
>>43021685I think there is a 50% chance that taking hrt would straight up fix you. I'm sure the trannies would howl in horror to imagine you as one of them but there is a serious chance that you'd suddenly take your life more seriously if you were a woman.
>>43021703This is what ai said I would look like if I was transgendered
>>43021714She looks like mommy...
I dont think i could be a tranny because im too poor and too hairy... im better off fixing myself with a beard and a diet
i swear to god i'm not even going to explain lenin's criteria for imperialism to duginists anymore i'm just gonna start killing them outright
whose hole do i have to fuck to get my hole fucked around here
>>43021714She tops >>43021729
>>43021756100%
>>43021580damn CDC looks good here
>>43021714your eyes look normal as a woman but totally batshit crazy a man
>>43021854I gotta admit, >>43021714 is the most congruent look. I'm not sure how wise it is to rely on AI hypotheticals though.
>>43021854LOL
>>43021870you should post pole
>>43021729you should top me
Need aroace bf
>>43021879its thick
>>43021966looks like he gets fucked by family members
>>43021986Paige wishes
>>43021986What does that mean?
>>43021703>I'm sure the trannies would howl in horror to imagine you as one of themnah id frot with this >>43021714 mommy allll day>>43021729low key passoid potential unironically just take the injections, you can epilate the hair until you can afford laser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEdX0veLihM
where fears and lies melt away
>>43022092when are you going to post pole for the fans
>>43022089If he actually could look like that I would be all for it. To be perfectly honest I don't think he has the discipline. He seems satisfied to just hang out here and make creepy posts. I personally hope he's doing that because it's his job and not because he really is as weird and pathetic of a person as he portrays himself as.
>>43022114Im not weird or pathetic im actually normal and respectable
got misgendered in the cane's drive thru again
What the FUCK are these glasses? Any autists able to ID?>>43022111I already did. >>43022114>because it's his jobWho would pay for that?
>>43022142I dunno. Probably the same people who paid for /pol/. Or maybe opsec from our side ostensibly trying to clean up the internet.
Im employed by George soros
>>43022159>>>/x/gangstalking
>>43022140Paige or Winona poster?
>>43022142then post hole
>>43022166neither i have no name here
>>43022114ok then never mind i wasnt familiar with his game>>43022142>Who would pay for that?CIA
>>43022165I said I *hope* that he is a federal agent because it would be better than that he is legitimately that pathetic. I don't know that. And you shouldn't be defensive about that.
>>43022173Does it offend you, to be misgendered? Its funny to me both times it happens to me
>>43022202I dont see myself as fem so its wtf to me
>>43022179Okay.
>>43022202nah i find it a little amusing too i'm somewhat fem so i guess it just comes with the territory
Well my day off is over, time to prep for bed. My boss is no doubt going to make me work next Sunday sooo 7 12 hour shifts in a row, what a delight! And I don't even have a husband to tend to domestic affairs while I grind away. August can't come soon enough.
>>43022224daddy
>>43022202it's at least the third time you've told us about it poona
>>43022224i want a bottom who looks like this with a thick 9 inch uncut cock and a hairy hole
>>43022242I hope you find a husband soon.
Who is poona i keep hearing about them
i miss tex
>>43022277a figment of methy's imagination
>>43022277Pooner is a slur against Trans identified females
>>43022274<3
yeah yeah my baby what up
Do it be like that?
>>43022452yes
>>43021580face is giving EDP445>>43022166>cane's drive thruI don't have a car and I'm not American dummy>>43022142idk but they look cool. Are you also a glasses enjoyer
>>43022551Not typically but I am obsessed with David Sylvian and he wore some really sick glasses in the early 80s.
uh oh another brownie went missing better broadcast a fucking loud panicky alarm to every phone in the middle of the night
Penis
What is that?It's... the Unknown!
Trying a new look i got silicon lip injections and they are HARD
need feeder bf
evens delivery bc I'm gay and lazyodds don't eat bc I'm gay and fat dubs penis
>>43022857You go girl.
I think i am tragically beautiful like a sunflower that is in a constant state of decay...
>>43022859Is that the one that is fat or makes someone fat? My dinner was probably 5000 calories
People tell me all the time I look like im a mix between Christina Aguilera and micky mouse and spongebob
>>43022892the feeder makes the feedee fat
>>43022280Tex is my arch nemesis if I ever saw him in public there would be wigs flying nails falling off and only one of us would survive
>>43022929feedeez nuts
Sometimes I get disturbingly disturbed by disturbing things
Pleaky Gumba I want to be a Star!
Sometimes when im alone I get so scared because im worried that everyone forgot about me and I would just disappear
Meatballs is my favorite food especially when the balls are meaty but a pigeon told me not to eat meat or aliens would want to murder me
>>43022929I'm an independent gay man. I, feeder, feed the feedee, me. I don't need no man!
But way I see it is its unavoidable to eat meat when you live in a society of meat eaters if everyone turned vegan i would too but thats shrimply not the case
>>43022992fuck me that looks good
>>43022977And Bunnicula... Brrrr
Eating food is disgusting I always feel worthless after I eat I wish we could get sustainance from smoking
>>43023002Bison steaks, bone marrow, roasted garlic ciabatta, and a bonarda malbec. And for dessert the rest of the wine and dark chocolate covered blueberries
>>43023008>BunniculaHes so fucking scary I shit my diaper the first time I read that book
>>43023018you also wish to throat fuck a big fat dookie so maybe you should pass judgments on everyday activities
>>43023050The heart wants what it wants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX-IcbuG9MY
My bf is a really a angel.
>>43023105Think I'm finally adding you to my filter. Tired of the same old same old. Goodbye forever.
Noooo
Im not a ebtertainor im just me
show me ur gay guy fits i need inspo
>>43023201i have this mallcore biker fit ive been sitting on for a minute but beside that i have no gay man fits rly rn
>>43023201
like biker like harley davidson biker but mallcore..i feel like hyperpop is a kind of derivative of mallcore honetly
>>43023248>>43023248Thank you
>>43023248tf is going on with those pricesalso don't post teenagers
sup bros
I need a shake weight some peanut butter and a french press STAT
And now I walk for 30min to justify drinking the entire bottle
I meant a silk press
hey sis
>>43023375Yoyoyo. What'd you get up to this weekend?
Delta
>>43023406visited bf, did some life admin, watched a movie together. you?
Can't sleep :(>>43023248Pyrocynical looking aah>>43023299Swedish prices D:>>43023398Hi
PSAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPZTgsDUORg
i just think chappel roan did it, but because there's no crime per say she's trying to deny any involvement to save face for her being a cunt. but hey whatever. fans gunna fan like oh she's an innocent angel because it's entirely a she said she said situation.
>>43023420Bday breakfast and maple farms with some friends then just massive consumption of alc and meats by myself. Invited a bf candidate to the party but he ghosted. Life goes onHow'd you meet your bf?
>>43020518basedboy
faggot detected
>>43023459that looks like a place people go to get murdered bro. met him on hinge. where did you meet this candidate
>>43023433always thought sweden used the euro
>>43023492>that looks like a place people go to get murderedAll the best places doSpergy coworker. We get along really well at the few work parties he's attended. Idk if he's gay but I worked up the courage to invite him earlier in the week, he said yes up until Fri, then didn't show up and sent no texts. I have his number now but I'm not gonna reach out. I'll raz him a lil irl on Monday but my guess is he either isn't gay, got weirded out, or both>met him on hingeGood for you. Apps seem like the only way now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=367D_shPnpw
Need cute femboy bf(im straight btw)
but guys in clarks and chino's are hot?
>>43023459I did a maple days event last month. It was pretty fun I got to talk to some locals and chat them up even though I always want to talk more than others do. I will know I have met my forever husband when I find someone who has as much to talk about as I do. I learned that sycamore syrup tastes kinda weird, maple syrup goes sour at the end of tapping season (if you boil the end of season maple juice the resultant syrup is sour), and black walnut syrup tastes good but also kinda weird and that's why most syrup is the normal maple kind because other trees have strong flavors. I also stocked up on golden-grade light syrup. I actually use dark for most stuff but this one place has a super flavorful golden syrup. I wanted to go to a bigger maple festival (there's actually kinda two one much larger and less localized than the other), but I decided to go to the SMOKIES instead, which I do not regret cuz its starting to green up and blossom here at lower elevations.
>>43023564>All the best places doi don't think that's right>Spergy coworker.well there's your first mistake. well 2 mistakes. dipping your pen in the company ink and trying to get with someone who has social difficulties>Good for you. Apps seem like the only way nownot the only way but the best way for me. if you live in a place with a lots of gay social events then that's an option
monogamy is natural, marriage is not
autism isn't even real, if you go by the standards literally everyone would be autistic bc everyone is like that, which means I can't be autistic bc no one is
>>43020601sounds like cope
>>43023766No I have autism, but I know people who don't
I finally found someone bros...Hanging out with him tomorrowHopefully I don't fuck it up
>>43023814prepare your anus
>>43023453Me when I smell a fart I farted myself into an elevator loudly so everyone knows not to blame me. It was Chappelle Show!
>>43023802how do you know if you have autismI've had lots of people suspect me of having autism, and I scored like 184 on that autism test posted itt a while back, but I've never been diagnosed>>43023814good luck!!
>>43023842>how do you know if you have autismyou get tested by someone with training
>>43023766autism is real, i have paperwork that says so>t. diagnosed by a real psychiatrist nerd who i bet went to nerd school and learned lots of nerd shit
I'm doing violence by Grimes ft. I_O at karoke soon in memmorial for my first love.
>>43023856that sounds expensive and idk what the benefit would even be>>43023863nice desu
>>43023886>what the benefit would even beusually to find out or get support, why does anyone seek out a diagnosis
>>43023817I'm a top actuallyThough I would suck his dick 100%
>>43021521nowent with fighter thief for æstэtik reasons... mt would be elf so no st advantage, ft is halfling so get +4 to saves at 15 con, but of course has no inate ambush counters, if like werewolves land on top of you than mt can cast mirrorimage at least or outright invis and then horror/glitterdust/confusion which is partyfriendly, shit, even disenganlge and web from range, many option which ft just doesnt have... those are nasty disables... and mt also gets a familiar, can be cat ferret or even dust mephit, gives 12hp bonus and can cast glitterdust too, a cat has 100% hide in shadows, but triggers traps... its better to raise undead to guard the thief, it has 8 hours duration. but still a mephit is an extra spell slot and 12hp and itself has 24hp and 1hp regen. so a scout trigger to save on potions! ft has access to all fighter gear tho, full plate? sure. potion of cloud giant str for 24 str? yes pls, potion of invuln for +5 on saves, potion of heroism, etc. dual wielding katanas too. basically stoneskin and mirror image make the mt better vs martial enemies. disables vs groups. but if the ft can be protected and just work his longbow or be secondary dmg dealer in multiple fights than he outworks the mt. but having a second caster from scrolls or wands is so good... fick i didnt think about wands... might reroll now lol, wands are op, and ft cannot use em...there is a difference between opening with 1 vs 2 fireballs, or web + fireball... just nasty
>>43023909yeah yeah everybody's a top
>>43023907idkso that I can be not confident in what I'm actually dealing with rather than trying to guess based on a myriad of symptoms which I guess is what you're saying lol
>>43023886diagnosedanon here, the benefit depends on country, but in my case (bongland) it comes in the form of literal benefits as in money in your bank account, and access to disability shit like discounted/free public transport (depends where you live)
>>43023945how much money do you get?
>>43023945oh nice I guessI'm already on disability for other stuff here in the States, but idk I guess it couldn't hurt to try and get evaluated. maybe they might have resources to help me be less dysfunctional
>>43023959so that depends on an interview you have to have with a bureaucrat from the department of work and pensions, to put it bluntly the more of an autist you are the more you get, they ask you basically how capable you are of living a normie lifei get the "higher rate" for it, so I get just under £190 a monthnot a ton, but money is money is moneyas for nonmoney shit, i get a railcard that gives me a 3rd off all train travel country-wide which also extends to one other adult traveling with me
my airbnb has an adorable cat who I can summon to the porch and he will let me pet him and he has excellent claw control but there's a sign on the door of my cabin saying not to let pets inside the cabin or I would try to get him to sleep hereI miss my cats at home. I had an airbnb once where a neighborhood cat jumped on my bed and snuggled for a bit then I stayed there again and two cats got in bed, but alas, this listing won't let me.
>>43024015ok, better than nothing>>43024011and how much is disability in the US
>>43024073enough to help out but not enough to cover everything by itself
plus it didn't even give me a bf
>>43023621I'm normally a farm festival guy cuz then they're all together and I can make the rounds. This was more like driving from location to location. Got old fast and it's hard to tell if one location will have different stuff than any other. These places don't exactly advertise other than the occasional Facebook post about ordering thanksgiving pies early>>43023680He's in a different dept and we don't work together. My type is ratfaced autists and my life is pain. They don't go to gay events, they aren't on conventional apps, they don't interact with strangers. Current best plan is asking locals who they thought would shoot up the school back in hs and if the guy is still in town
i need gay sex.
>>43024195what if they are fem autists >>43024199same
>>43024199youtube comment
>>43024195>Got old fast and it's hard to tell if one location will have different stuff than any other.there's like 20 different places that sell syrup here and its a bit annoying cuz its just one weekend day cuz religitards would fit out if you had it on sunday too, so you have to be choosy with where you go cuz its limited hours i noticed the bigger maple festival is way more organized and centralized and has a lot of info on exactly what each vendor hasi like ny state, they sell so much fucking syrup there's just shacks all over with cash cans in them you just pull up whenever and take what you want and pay for it>My type is ratfaced autistsum
>>43024195That's certainly a choice. Good luck with your search. I'm going to bed bros
>>43024300gn anon
It's always all or nothing as it should be
i need bad boy sex.
>>43024211>what if they are fem autists Depends what type of fem and if it's actually you or performative >>43024296Yea I'm in new england so it's all over the place here too. Between our breakfast place and this farm 5min away we passed half a dozen stands. It was cool to see the machine at work and chat about gravity vs vacuum feeds but I can only buy so much maple syrup. I was hoping they'd spice it up with drinks or ice cream or whatever but the most I got was black coffee that I put maple syrup in and a small sample of peanutbutter fudge>>43024300Gn. I'm not giving up on the coworker. I have a brunch coming up and he's got one last shot to show up. If he ghosts again i'll move on
what's the grossest thing you've done with your bf?
>>43024406I find it funny how this is considered gross, or sharing a toothbrush with your partner, but kissing or sloppy making out usually isnt considered gross by most people.
>>43023766Why do you care so much about your autism? Why are you so against it? Who in your life was autistic or had such strong opinion about autistics that you've developed this autism insecurity?
>>43024406pee in his mouth
>>43024399I got maple cotton candy for my sister's kids. But yeah you can only buy so much maple syrup. I recommend Sprague's maple farms if you are ever in SW NY. They also serve food, its like a restaurant and a maple making facility in one and they serve a lot of turkey and also sell NY state sharp cheddar. >Between our breakfast place and this farm 5min away we passed half a dozen stands.hmm see that's the thing here its at the people's houses and they all live really far from one another but I also chatted them up about non-maple stuff I'm quite interested in hiking and finding lesser known hikes and the locals know a lot more about that than I do in some cases. One guy told me he has the key to a cell phone tower road and would take me up there for the view sometime. I stay out of New England - it's too conventional for me. I like the quirky absurdness of the South. I do visit NY sometimes but that's as far as I go.
>>43022452Okay... but let's say I look at least 30% like the guy in the top picture looks like, is it over for me, what should I do?
>>43024481Keep your head down when you suck cock. Cover your face with your hands when you get ass raped. Just wear a face mask sis. 5/10s like you are easy lays.
>>43024437idk it's just frustratingI hate people laughing when I say something but wasn't making a joke I was just being "too literal" and people think it's funny instead of just realizing it was a misunderstanding. my dad chastising me for being too literal rather than just being more clear with his words. being too sensitive to sensory stuff, getting overwhelmed and freezing up or crying when normal people don't, like going to a busy cafe with family or something simple like that. always feeling like an outsider and like I'm a beat off from everyone else. people say I'm a really eloquent and articulate speaker, but it's because I try to speak clearly and avoid ambiguity and it makes me feel like I speak way too much and ramble which is embarrassing. just idk I'm tired and don't have the energy to express everything perfectly atm, but it sucks and I'm not even autistic. also, a lot of autistic people I know are creepy and I've always worried I make others uncomfortable and there were times when I was a kid and guys would look at me like they could see through my skin and recognize that I was a creep like them and it made me want to scrub my skin off bc I felt like stained or whatever I just hate myself
>>43024467>I stay out of New England - it's too conventional for me.*tips fedora* jk I half get what you mean. We've got the same weird local farm stores as everywhere else but he cities don't have a lot going on>SW NYI've camped in east Otto a few times. I like the food in NY cuz all the farms make their own brandy and smoke meats. Out here they'll do one thing at the farm and maybe sell locally made small products from other places. But even those, there aren't that many so it's still not all that different place to place
*spasms on your cock*
>>43024585I sort of grew up where New England was the default acceptable outdoor destination and the south was a weird racist place you didn't ever go and I kinda am rebelling against that. What I mean is New England is fairly discovered, it is not an unknown place and doesn't have a poor reputation to the extent the mountains further south do. >there aren't that many so it's still not all that different place to placeit would be fun if they coordinated and each place had a different food itemI got molasses and ground bison at the farm store today.
>>43024613that's really funny, I'm not the anon you're responding to but I was born in the southern US and have lived here most of my life, and I'm considering moving to New England because it seems so wild and sparsely populated, whereas everything down here is concrete and strip mallsnew england has so much wilderness and it's the subject of so much fiction writing it's like a magical ethereal place to me, whereas the South is stained with mundanity and diversity
>>43024660new england is snooty and has a reputation of being vacation homes for rich people from ny and bostonthe proximity to wealthy eastern seaboard cities is kinda the gamechanger>whereas everything down here is concrete and strip mallseh depends not so much in the hills
>>43024613Just had a bison steak for dinner. Went to a novelty meats store to blow my bday money. Tasted fine idek if I would know it wasn't beef if someone just served it to me. Gonna do frog legs on Tuesday>it would be fun if they coordinated and each place had a different food item There are general stores that try to do this but I havent found one I actually like. Seems like it's either import stores larping as rose apothecary or tourist traps where they just slap their label on everything like Zebs. My dream is a used book store out of my basement with a small expresso machine and local good section full of the shit I like. Maybe someday. Anyways I gotta go to bed. Gn
>>43024709its much leaner than beef and has a cleaner less rich tastewhat is a rose apothecary?>tourist trapshere there's "native crafts" and "gem mines" its very cheesy
>>43024679I've not lived in Appalachia so maybe it is more wild there, I just don't tolerate the heat down here very well>snootybleh that's not great, is it even like that in smaller places? I'm thinking either Vermont or Maine, and Vermont seems like it would be the more posh of the two probably. I just don't like cities, I like cold weather, and my immediate family is on the east coast so new england is really the only option that I think it feasible anywaythe rest of my family is overseas anyway, and I don't think I could make moving to Europe work out
>>43024752>is it even like that in smaller places?it just seems old fashioned to me and sort of stuck up, maybe not so much in rural areas, but a lot of the rural areas in new england are just vacation areas of rich people to ski and have cabins for the summer too - not that that doesnt happen in the south as well I just have always viewed new england as a formal, rigid place. I mean, go visit and see what you think. The South isn't perfect by any means. I am just here for the nature.
>>43024660I <3 New England. I like the combination of quiet rural areas, mid sized cities and college towns. I’m kind of a waspy bitch naturally, so I personally like the culture. People aren’t honestly as mean here as our reputation sometimes implies, and it feels safer to me living in a bloc of states that are reliably blue. I like the landscapes and vernacular architecture as well- there are some very pretty places in the region. I hope you enjoy it here if you do end up making the move :)
>>43024811I hate pretense and protestantism. Also, the South is the only place I've seen women hiking in skirts. And only like NC on south.
>>43024847what about guys hiking in skirts I'd do that for my bf if he wanted me to lol, it'd probably feel nice
>>43024865ive never ever seen crossdressers or trannies or really even gender non conforming people hiking or innawoodsmost women dress like sluts for hikes though
>>43024885>most women dress like sluts for hikes thoughat least in NC, you kind of have to bc of the heat and humidity
>>43024897nobody is forcing them to wear ultra tight tanktops and tiny tight shortsbeen 80F the past two days
>>43024660NE is nice but be prepared to not make real friends for a while. A lot of the people up here are still hanging with their elementary school buddies and their dance cards are full, so to speak. Not a lot of curiosity or a desire to do things outside their routine tooI moved here from WI abt 4 years ago and I'm still butting up against their self-centered culture. To them it's expected and not rude to be looking out for yourself first. To me it is, I was raised that you should always serve others before yourself. Still get cultural whiplash sometimes. You go to a party and nobody brings anything to share, if you want help you have to ask they won't offer, if you want an accommodation you have to justify it even if it doesn't affect anything to just give it to you. Stuff like that
Has anyone here successfully navigated a long distance relationship? I've visited him twice and I'm going to see him a third time in a couple months, we have great chemistry and a plan for me to move there, but that won't be for a while. The only real issue is that I'm struggling to deal with the lack of physical sex. Before now if I was horny enough to want to hook up with someone it was easy to find a mouth to suck me or an ass to fuck to keep the feeling at bay for a month or two, but now that it's closed off to me, it's difficult.
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