breakfast editionlast dickcheese >>43039790
>>43041926tsk. hope it's hairy
I miss my foreskin
smelly penis
no one posts good dick anymore :/
>playing grim dawn>not really enjoying it>keep playingmental illness
>>43041939Yeah but I've been thinking about smoothing it out down there mostly because that's what I like on others so
>>43041953maybe if you queens were less demanding
>>43041962yikes
>>43041966i like all dick
craving some chubby neet cock
>>43041929I wonder if he knows cornflakes is the anti-jacking off cereal. >>43040710I went from being surrounded by MAGA to being surrounded by tankies and it's hard to decide which one is worse since they're both pretty much the same at their core.But I still manage to piss both groups off, making me the victor.>>43040773My city has an archery club that offers a discount to students, so I'm taking advantage of that. It's possible to practice outdoors if there's no courses or ranges near you, but you'd need do some research for how to do it safely since accidents can easily happen.
>>43041953this thread scares all the good dick away. now you're left with occasional /soc/ reposts
BOTTOMS with HUGE COCKS are hot
>>43041953https://litter.catbox.moe/h5qgsym4i7hvwh1c.jpghere u go anon
>>43041993delta will never ever ever give it up
>>43042011big fuckmeat
>>43042023delta will rise from his grave
been thinking about having my ass fucked way too much lately it is affecting my life I need a BF
>>43042040i have a bf and i still think about it all the time
>>43041963>>43041913And of course, endless, endless songs about fapping.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESbJI1_tjMoGod, we were degenerates.
How are we alli just got coffee and there was the hottest landscaper that came in to ask the owner a question... nice ass in jeans with his little tools hanging off... and he had an earring (fag)what could i have said to introduce myself?
>>43042011its oki remember when tankanon posted neet dick and deleted... ahh i miss those days
>>43042011god damn it
Fortnite just fired 1000 employees :(
>>43041963Do you know what boys like?
>>43042011What is that
>>43042074should have been more
>>43042057"Hey you wanna shit in my mouth papi"
>>43042011Me every time you post your cock
Cat button guy from the previous thread here. How do you guys feel about ending your bloodline by deciding to spend the rest of your life with another man? Maybe for me it's not so bad because I have a brother, who is straight, but it's still something I think about from time to time. I Think raising children that you created and brought into this world, is something that all men truly desire to do and is part of why we exist in the first place, regardless of your sexuality.
>>43042096You wanna know the shocking thing?they were white
>>43042107>part of why we exist in the first placesure, but what's actually benefitial for humanity as a species isn't everyone procreating, it's the best of the best procreating. in the animal kingdom this is solved by males fighting for breeding rights so the best genes get passed on. we humans have ruined it by letting absolutely anyone have kids.
>>43042057Good to hear from you. I hope you are doing good.>what could i have said to introduce myself?lol"I need help sinking a post into a hole."But seriously, landscapers tend to notoriously be undercover trade. I had to distance myself from a gay friend once because he got a whore reputation from constantly seducing them. Or maybe he was paying them, idk. Either way, the neighborhood was struggling to get contractors to send anyone because they were getting reputations as pimps because this guy couldn't stop chasing them.
>>43042011thought this was a baby turtle and couldn't make sense of what i was seeing at first
>>43042107It's alcoholism fuel for me
>I Think raising children that you created and brought into this world, is something that all men truly desire to do and is part of why we exist in the first place,mental illness
gaygen is not as popular as it was before
huge dick twinked I was about to message got bannedI think they are an escort
>>43042107I don't believe we exist to only procreateMy parents are trash so im glad their line together dies with me but my sister have kids so mom's genes continues unfortunately
>>43042155when were gaygens best years?
>>43042155just like your hole
>>43042097kekI'm not intersex but I think it's a funny enough looking penis that it gets a lot of (you)s>>43042080penis
>>430421692016-2020 was the golden age in terms of engagement, but it also had the most schizos
>>43042164you chose your parents therefore you wanted to be born an incest baby
>>43042164>so mom's genes continues unfortunatelyand Dad's, even if your parents weren't siblings
>>43042131Appreciated. just been too busy to post>Either way, the neighborhood was struggling to get contractors to send anyone because they were getting reputations as pimps because this guy couldn't stop chasing them.Whoring enough to alter the entire neighbborhood economy is impressive.
thoughts on soles?
>>43042079Yeah credit cards lol
my body goal is cute crossdressing twink
>>43042204they're ok (if they're clean and soft) but i like hair so the other side is more interesting to me
>>43042193She has a different dad>>43042212Sad lol
>>43042219trip on delta
how does reddit or 4chan get away with not having to verify one's age before checking out all the porn? it's so weird that there's literally subreddits for children under the age of 12 and subreddits for the most hardcore porn..
>>43042240reddit has age verification in the uk
>>43042240what are these disgusting subreddits called so I can avoid visiting them?
>>43042226lol but I successfully dodged the goon bait.
>>43042011Mogs me https://litter.catbox.moe/g8z9kiguovu1mo1i.jpg
>>43042118Okay sure, but the idea of two horny men in heat fighting over a female for breeding rights, and instead of taking the female as his bride, the winner mates with the defeated loser like a ravenous bull in heat, is one of my sexual fantasies. Imagine if it was like this in the animal kingdom lol
>>43042240Yes, if the internet needs anything, its more identity verification. Because children and anyone who disagrees is a pedo.Also: use code WHORE2026 for 2% off OnlyFans till April 30th.
>>43042145Wishing you the best Anon. Alcoholism is one nasty road to go down.
>>43042287trip on lucky star
>>43042107To believe this, you first have to be convinced by the society that created you that it's worth the personal sacrifice to perpetuate it.If you conflate the perpetuation of your species with your society, you have a tragically humble self image and naive view of existence indeed. Theres no gods demanding you suffer your society's crushing war on the the individual for taxpayers, wage slaves, consumers and infantry just so this god can physically cripple you later anyways, perhaps by landing missiles at your kids school.Having no children has serious consequences later. But it has nothing to do with some fucking divine mandate.
>>43042326I mean it's more of a hypothetical. I used to drink more than I should but I stopped after it started causing more trouble than it helped to mask. Nearly 11 months sober
if you're a bottom and your dick is smaller than this, don't even contact mehttps://i.4cdn.org/hm/1773728377321798.jpg
Oh dear.
does anyone else get a testosterone boost from butt stuff
>>43042183>the golden age in terms of engagementwho tf talks this way?>2016-2020ohbroken down incel faggot
>>43042450i hope he does >>43042416
>>43042416Michael Yerger is so fucking hot it’s just annoying.
>>43042441beauté. i love dicks that are still floppy even when hard
If you know someone uses a "cock ring", its just best to never speak to them. If you can't tell they have a debilitating mental problem, I have some bad news for you.
Cocks!
>>43042465so hot he looks ai generated
This generation is so cooked!
>>43042485I’ve been thinking about getting one, and I’m the very picture of mental health.
>>43042441he needs to work on his skin care routine
>>43042485mental health would be tolerable, it's the very loud scream that they're impotent that puts me off. just get cialis
>say I'm vers top>get with vers>blow each other and cuddle>he keeps saying how nice my ass is>asks to lift me up, can do so easilychat am I cooked
If you are over age 22 and still pose for selfies just to be seen, you should be sent to the front lines. Society can not afford to babysit this many adult men who can't mentally let go of 10th grade.
>>43042538ive never taken a selfie
And that's on periodT
>self identify as man who likes getting fucked sometimes>man wants to fuck himchat am i cooked
do you like hapa guys?
>>43042556Idk self-identified pure tops just have bad energy to me
>>43042564if their holes are hairy
>>43042269I'll get you next time
>>43042550>Bottom no analwhat?
>>43042569i hope you're not the vers top i am making fun of
hi chat>>43042287>>43042011vomit. What's wrong with you even>>43042538shutup
>>43042569it's off putting when it's obviously out of insecurity, but some guys just don't like to have penis in their butthole because it doesn't feel good to them
>>43042593post yours then tiny
Only 1000 maga cocks can safe shiza from woketardism atp
>>43042607I love gay sissy bottom shes literally me
>>43042607the bottom guy topping the top on the left would be epic
>>43042601nu-uh. Mine is normal sized
>>43042625proof?
>>43042607>>430426242deep4me
>>43042607i don't get it
>>43042625Doubt
>>43042640https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS7gEGl_dKg
>>43042629trussst me>>43042648atleast I have a dick biatch
Some of the replies itt feel schizophrenic and not in the funny Terry Davis way
>>43042697Such a unique insult
>>43042759https://youtu.be/CIGq1k1RFyk
>>43042675Holden
>>43042759u saying wat u son of basterd bich
I miss Baku :(I miss Sissy :(I miss Haribo :(I miss Ramen :(
>>43042593ur so mean, are you part shiza
>>43042675>>43042607so that means my goat gay sissy bottom gets a hunny yassss
>>43042107I think it's fine for you to want kids (for whatever your personal reasons may be). And it's fine for you to want to raise them with another man. But you're going to have to face biological reality sis. You either involve a woman somehow in your equation, or you wait until the Chinese AI magically invents homosexual reproduction.
tim sweeney is dumber than a bonobo
shiza committed a hit and run on my car
>>43043154shiza can't run
>>43043129I'd prefer if he dropped the cigarette and didn't shave or trim his chest It's my weakness when bald guys have facial and body hair
>>43043059I'm mostly nice. Mostly. I'm just not a fan of microdicks>>43043088thinking about that time he retweeted a furry giantess game>>43043154is the car ok??
>>43043161she rolled
i am NOT calling british ppl retarded
>>43041993Craving some skinnyfat nerd
>>43043223darn you stole my joke i was gonna say "my car is flatter than a pancake now" to >>43043195
My skin has decided to celebrate the arrival of spring by breaking out in severe and painful zits. I'm going to torture it with sea salt scrub until they go away. Exfoliating until I bleed. I'm not having this shit.
>>43043223its was over fifteen minutes agowhen do you suppose she will stop?
>>43043319>picfem tops be like
my mom's heart surgery got moved back a day so she's flipping outmy dad compromised his bank account to scammers so my debit card is cut off until i get back from my tripmy parents are trying to rush me back but I have some cash to tide me over. I'm staying in a rental cabin on a hill. It's just the cabin on the hill, mega quiet. Bible and christian quotes everywhere, kinda low water pressure but that's the hill for you, and at least this cabin has SHADES for all the windows and doors unlike the past two. Brand new little cabin, and it has a washer dryer.
>>43043366Your family in a crisis and you gotta buckle up and clean it up of course. It do be like that.
>>43042569I should just identify as a serial killer just so you'd shut up sis.
>>43043447the checkered phone case is giving sis
OpenAI's video slop generator is shutting down babyyyyy
i think a postal worker stole my JJ malibu order
>>43043366>my dad compromised his bank account to scammers so my debit card is cut off until i get back from my triplmao what kind of scammers
Sex with big hairy men!
>>43043480apparently they sold out to the us military or smth?
history books are way more accurate than science books, im finding
If I had a group of gay friends, it'd be me and the girls. It just feels so right calling each other girls, even though we're all men lol.
>>43043535thats fucking stupid
>It just feels so right calling each other girls
>>43043529yeah, but it's the trump administration, so they are fucked anyways
>>43043319You will make it worse and last longer. Take some time to do it right. Wash pillowcases and bedsheets, bedclothes,keep them washed. Use antibacterial soap and proper exfoliants. Apply astringents and do it at least twice a day on waking and sleeping. Don't touch your face and reduce sugar and fats/oils intake. It has to be clean to heal. If you do none of those things and just scrub it you are going to make it worse. Staph is everywhere which sounds like your problem. Increase ambient humidity to 40-50% to inhibit airborn transmission but keep your skin dry and disinfect upholstery routinely. The season change is probably jumping on old conditions and causing a bloom, thus the painful type and sudden outbreak. You have to kill it at every level for a while and defend your skin or it will just keep cycling. If you scrub and do nothing else you are just giving it freshly irritated skin to jump on and infect. You are going to be in pain until its eradicated and healed so you have to take your time and annihilate it everywhere. Its always there so you have to keep diminishing it and it sounds like you had some unfavorable pre-conditions somewhere that set up over the cooler months. Or maybe it was recent. Staph moves very fast because its so prolific. Try not to scrub hard until it clears up and rely more on any antiseptics like benzoyl peroxide to lightly disinfect the surface of your skin. You might consider medicine to help while your body is fighting the infections to heal the pustule and nodule sites. It does not sound like a simple pimple. Its a real affliction and you want to fight it like one or your space will become a thriving staph ecosystem. Nuke it with extreme prejudice, total genocide. Attack the bathroom surfaces too.
>>43043617Maybe I'm pushing the femme part a bit too far lol.
>>43043640I've always felt bad for acne sufferers because i always see them blamed for it and given bullshit tips that they've probably already tried. I started feeling this way partly because I don't have acne and have never done any of this and because I do have issues with my hair and get the same bullshit advice to use this or that shampoo and only go to bed on a full moon or whatever
>>43043640Alright
Tops should always demand respect. When top enters our intestinal tract, the toxic bugs and pathogens that reside inside the bottoms body quickly learn to have respect for almighty top.
>>43043701Could you not? I'm eating.
>>43043675Its not the persons fault. The environment is constantly taking random introductions from anything. He may have some particular disposition also. Sometimes the person is resistant, sometimes the environment is, sometimes the routine is. You can do everything right and still get staph, you can do everything wrong and never be bothered by it. You have to deal with knowable solutions not hope or guess about this or that. Its a wild bacteria. Fault or blame has nothing to do with it. I just don't want him to make it worse by accident and to do what he has to instead of suffering repeated attacks and prolonged misery and demoralization. He specifically said pain and sudden onset. Thats how I know its staph and his type of acne is painful and stands to get worse if he doesn't take it seriously. Staph is a literal plague so common people don't even notice because its everywhere being a pain in everyone's ass. Especially in hospitals. It kills tens of thousands every year just in the US.
>>43043741eat shit
>>43043701The difference between tops and bottoms is whether they have any concept of honor. Honor and dignity is absent in women.
>>43043504I literally did not ask. It's not worth knowing. He had me go to an ATM and I took out 600 bucks and that was two days ago. I get home Thursday but won't be able to get the new card shipped until Monday but I think its fine. >>43043418I'm basically shunned by them and they only support me financially. They don't want my help they just want to control me.
>>43043741Kill yourself daddy i hate you
I will invent reusable cum.
>>43043789Ok but its still just a concept and used to sucker people. A bunch of people with "honor" just got mailed across the Atlantic ocean to their family in a box with a pretty flag on it because some asshole conned a kid into thinking it was an "honor" to die for some fucking kikes who bought off their scumbag leaders that they trusted. Now they're fucking dead. There's your "honor". It's a fucking con game to make you feel good about being a chump.
Honor killing my top because his small penis and timid shy behavior has dishonored my house
>>43043833For what purpose?
>>43043873Profit.
>>43043889Can i have some money if you get rich
>>43043912Sorry, I'm gonna blow all my money on an elite squad of hitmen to take out Sam Altman and his husband.
>>43043813Yeah they're retards. I'd cut contact as soon as you're independent. Unless you wanna stick around for inheritance, it's not worth it most of the time.
>>43043854What happens if you fail? Does small penis transfer to your family name?
>>43043944plap
i'm horny and want to be fucked again
>>43043966Why?
The United States government has been bombing your people non-stop and unprovoked for three weeks, murdering children, causing mayhem alongside the Israelis they supply by scamming US citizens, simply for not kissing Israel's ass and standing by idly while they murder your civilian friends to take their land also as they creep closer to you. Because their god told them they have a right to all the land everywhere or something.Suddenly a fat orange buffoon sends you a message that he wants to talk. You have thousands of missiles even better than the ones you already used, probably a million drones, and a target rich reach into all the nations in your neighborhood that sold you out to them.How do you respond?
how do i cure a shy bladder
My man gives real loving, that's why I call him killerHe's not a "Wham! Bam! Thank you, ma'am!" He's a thriller
>>43044111I wanna send a message to AI slop makers.
>>43044122not my governmentnot my presidentnot my country i'm an orphan of this world
>>43044134get a friend you can trust to be you pee buddy. once you get comfortable being watched by him then slowly add more people until you're cured
>>43044150Omg ur a soldier without a country just like Big Boss!
Drinking so that my liver stays fatty and I can be turned into delicious fois gras when I die.
>>43044122leave him on read
>>43043944I want him to beat me into a coma
I want fois gras.
>>43044208I love you deltoid, but you can't disrespect the president like that, come on
>>43043978I'm holding on for money after they die. I have no other way to support myself. My aunt bought a Porsche and a condo when my grandpa died (she was his caretaker towards the end, though he was in a care home as well)I wonder if my family are just really autistic. They don't seem real. They never talk about their childhoods in detail, and never about fights or problems they had, just short anecdotes that make them look good. The only concession my dad will give is that a girl called him conceited in school (which clearly got to him since he brings it up 50 years later), and he definitely is. I think my parents led unsatisfying boring lives where they never fit in socially as much as they wanted to and they took out their frustration with that on me.
>>43044265the orange cunt can go fuck himself with a cactus
>>43044295are you a bottom?
should I dye my hair blonde and make it look like texanon's?
rising oil prices did more to sway white people against trump than the innumerable war crimes america and its proxy have committed
>>43044312how old are you?
>>43044312kys, pls don't pose as me or use AI on my pics it's really weird
>>4304433034
Carne asada fries, extra steak, extra spicy. To go please. And a lime jarritos. Thank you.
>>43044300vers>>43044242me too ive been craving it, thought about buying monkfish liver on amazon to see if its any good (cheaper)
>>43044349now this paige is fuckable
>>43043519I'm embarrassingly turned on by cub type guysSoft hairy bellies drive me wild
so tired for so many gay "men" who look more like women if I wanted that i'd just be straight
>>43044375How embarrassing
>>43044222Your art consistently conveys enjoyment of fantasies that literally repel anyone who understands that harm is monstrous and not entertainment.
"look like women" and it's just being clean shaven and/or having long hair
>>43044395some people just want to be hurt to justify the amount of pain they feel
>>43043366The cabin scene sounds so nice. I'm jealous.What's wrong with you mom's heart?>>43043944So hot
>>43044389They put on makeup for me, not for you sis.
>>43044399tops aren't know for their intelligence lol
>>43044399No that's looking like a tranny
I just can't imagine a post-shiza gaygen
I've stopped identifying as a top cause nobody respects my position. So I'm just identify as faggot instead. That we can all agree upon.
>>43044367
>>43044395Not all art is made to be approachable. I think if he went full Boiled Angel and kept making the fucked-up stuff it could be interesting.
>>43044404That is dissembling and subreption. It attempts to distract from the other half of that equation to appeal for sympathy, so you focus on that instead of what those values imply, a justification to harm, and a false moral license to do so.
>>43044446>this is what slayer does in his free time
>>43044447I got a "malachite green" glass vase today at a lovely art gallery. Spent a good 20 minutes wandering around. They had furniture, ceramics, wood, glass, paintings and more. I prefer galleries and gift shops to museums cuz you don't have to pay to get in and they hassle you less about rules. I like touching all the art and holding it. I'm not buying something if I can't hold it first.
>>43044453not slayer and its fun to fuck with women on here pretending to be men
>>43044447>Not all art is made to be approachable.It absolutely is. The entire point is to put something where others can see it rather than leaving it in your head.
>>43044447>Boiled Angelthat looks severely jewish I don't draw self harm type stuff to be transgressive or anything, it's just to vent negative emotions. boiled angel looks like it lacks the emotional authenticity I want to portray and rather opts for vulgarity for it's own sake
>>43044471That's cool.
>>43044451idk what to say meng, my heart hurts and sometimes I put down how I feel onto paperI like getting hurt because it's comfortable and familiar, it's not an uncommon story
>>43044393Not embarrassing in the proper sense but I feel like the odd one out sometimes, getting turned on just as much when I see a bit of a belly and soft chest as when I see a twink. A full bush helps too
>I'm not buying something if I can't hold it first.This is why gay men have 600 body counts
>>43044478>The entire point is to put something where others can see it rather than leaving it in your head.Yeah but that's not always gonna be everybody's cup of tea. Maybe I should have phrased it as "approachable to everyone.">>43044481If you say so, I don't know where your ideas come from. I'm not you.
>>43044518>Full bushSlut
i'll return him back to the boyfriend store if my initial impression is wrong and we aren't as compatible as i thought, there's no use in trying to make things work
>>43044494yeah it was very nice, it was a weird gallery its tucked into a residential neighborhood next to like a golf resort/country club thing so it was confusing to findI love glass.
>>43044481Actually I wanna make one other point -- you do get how it could be read as you just trying to be transgressive, right?
What governs the ways we like to be hurt? Because I really enjoy exercise injuries but hate social awkwardness.
gl ass
spent hours on editing his face and he still looks bad, some guys are just naturally ugly and can't be fixed
>>43044568The shadow often governs the way we enjoy pain sis. Because some of our desires are repressed by society, the shadow attempts to break free from repression through self harmful or masochistic means sis.
Yessss tops are boys and bottoms are girls!! Gay relationships should also have gender roles
I'd rather call a man I'm sleeping with my girlfriend, rather than my boyfriend ngl sis.
Things I learned this gen:-Staph is everywhere-Glass is cool
>>43044566I do unfortunately
Who tf keeps saying "sis"?
staphylococcus? more like step on my cock, sis
women women everywherenone of you sound like you have any real male friendships
>>43044633Glass is fucking lame
>>43044295I feel like most families are like that. Mainly because they were trying to fit in and be normal at the expense of their emotional maturity and undeveloped relationships. They probably are socially inept, but you shouldn't tell them that. I feel the same way about my parents, they just did what they were told by television without questioning. At least you know not to follow them in their footsteps, but carving a new path is not easy and will be a difficult road as any other. We're here for you every step of the way though sis.
glass has a friction coefficient of like 12 million and it has no crystalline lattice structure and also never turns into a liquid
>>43044649Yasssssssssss sis
>>43044646I think it's cute.
>>43044646It's me sis. Your worst nightmare tranny. The gay Chinese boar of the South.
>>43044687I think at this point I'm just walking on eggshells and trying to be fake nice until they die. I've never asked what their will says. My sister has a rich husband and doesn't need a cent of their money but will likely get 50% which is frustrating but I doubt I could change since she's the favorite child for marrying a rich man and making babies anyways. My dad literally repeats what the TV tells him and is proud of himself for that. It's so bizarre to witness. >We're here for you every step of the way though sis.I've only really felt supported by other gay people in life. >>43044633glass is super cool and its not too expensive to collect eitheryou can get used pieces for 20-30 bucks that are REALLY nice and you can get new blown pieces for 50-100 bucks. Paintings are like 200$ and up. >>43044664t. doesn't attend glassblowing demonstrations
>>43044692glad is a liquid u mong
>>43044722glad is a brand of garbage bags???? hello
>>43044640You can't really help that. The shitty thing about making art is that you pump all this meaning or intent into a piece but all people are gonna see is another image, which they already see thousands of a day. They're not gonna think about it as hard as you do and will always misunderstand it on some level.
>south Chineseewww
>>43044720>dad literally repeats what the TV tells him and is proud of himself for thatmy dad's like that but with NPR, and he's so conceited about it too it's weird>>43044739yeah, hopefully once I can get that vn off the ground it'll be a bit more cohesive and easier to interpretwho knows how many years that'll be tho lol
>>43044720At that point, I'd just give up my inheritance and try to build my own fortune. It's not worth wasting emotional energy on people who fundamentally dislike you. It's liberating to not care. If you get something , then great. If not, well that's to be expected. It hurts when your parents don't love you, and you have every right to grieve, but there is still a big gay future in my eyes, and I will step over as many dead bodies as I need to reach it.
Lobotomy is not very good
>>43044782Shill it or something so I can play it whenever it's finished
lobotomy ensures my good behavior
>>43044793I would have nothing. I am somewhat disabled physically and people are cold and distant to me for being effeminate. It's a noble idea, but it doesn't work in practice I would just be homeless. >>43044782My dad made me listen to NPR ALL THE TIME in our old volvo station wagon growing up. It taught me to deeply resent faux liberalism. I hate "car talk" I hate "prarie home companion" all of it reeeeeeeeeeeeee
https://youtu.be/KgCOdj228lQ?si=1niCvBCuZuQE2ou5
Bottomany - the study of growing and cultivating bottoms
I listen to NPR for the news in the morning and the classical station at night when I'm falling asleep. Sorry sisters, guess I'm not trugay.
>>43044805I will>>43044835oh holy fuck the flashbacks LMAO my dad loved car talk too ugh
>>43044919needs more body hair
>>43044913prarie home companion is the single most grating show on earthwe should put everyone who was involved with that show on an island and nuke the islandI remember listening to it at night coming home from visiting family and wanting to die at how phony it was.
Hi guys hru guys are you guys dewing good
Hate the part of eating when I run out of food
>>43044957I hate the part of drinking when I run out of beers
I have fond memories of listening to Prairie Home Companion with my mom.
I feel like all dates between gay men should have some hidden sexual component in it to keep things spicy. Like if you're going to go out to eat dinner, you should have a condom in your hole while you eat. Or if you're going out to play pickleball, you should be freeballing and make the loser do something for you after he loses the match. Always have something sexual to anchor the relationship on a common interest.
>>43044957I have leftover Khao Soi from a thai place that was kinda disappointing overall, some mcnuggets and fries, and two hopefully edible chicken "burritos grandes" from a gas-station-attached mexican place that was the only option in the rural area I am staying the night in
>>430449197/10 sis
>>43044984Is 7 bad now? What am I supposed to shoot for?
>>43044956Do you actually not know how to spell or do you just play a guy who doesn't know how to spell on tv?
>>43044937preach it sis
>>430449907 is the standard for baseline attractiveness sis. You should aim for 6 and hope for 7 or 8. I'm aiming for 5s cause my standards are lower lol.
>>43044978I got carne asada fries. Muy tasty. They made me weight too long so they gave me extra pity steak. God's plan~
>>43045019Oh okay. That sounds fair.
how come i don't smell like other males?i worked all day today and the scent of my armpits is sweet, like flowers. and to be extra thorough yea, i rubbed my fingers in my armpit hair really hard and gave it a sniff, literally smells like peaches. the only time i ever need deodorant is if i'm going for a no-shower marathon (most i ever done was about 4 days)
>>43045047I got kimchi fries the other day. They had sweet onions sauce and mushrooms. The fries tasted homemade (texture is different, color is darker). Carne asada fries are nice in theory but I don't much like standard frozen pre-made fries. There's this one restaurant, 5 hour drive from my house - best fries - you can tell them make them from scratch. I go and get 3 orders to take home and they aren't cheap either.
>>43045092Everybody likes their own brand.
>>43044919all body no brainspretty much every top i've dated has been like this
>>43045047oh i meant to say my favorite is beer cheese fries, I have two places in mind to go back to that had good ones, one in PA, one in Ohio that I specifically remember because finding places that serve tasty beer cheese is hard here.
>>43045092I smell like rotting wood and balls
>>43041929I look like this
>>43045162sex with you
>>43045092you probably aren't really a male
>>43045092Potential Causes for Sweet-Smelling Sweat:Diabetic Ketoacidosis (DKA): If your body cannot use glucose for energy, it burns fat, producing ketone bodies like acetone, which can cause a sweet, fruity odor in sweat and breath. This is a serious condition.Dietary Factors: High consumption of specific foods, such as fenugreek, can cause sweat to smell sweet or like maple syrup.Maple Syrup Urine Disease (MSUD): A rare genetic disorder that prevents the breakdown of certain amino acids, leading to a sweet odor in sweat, urine, and earwax.Bacteria Interaction: While most bacteria create a sour or pungent odor, specific bacterial types on the skin can produce, and turn sweat into, compounds with a "fruitier" or less offensive, but sweet, scent.
>>43045092are you asian?
>>43045109We call those "neck-downs"
you guys suck
https://youtu.be/vWer5WFsOoY?si=gqtcpg91eVHb8YXHThis is what I play on the jukebox while I bash your skull in with a baseball bat because you called me "performative"
I go into the warhammer store and place all the most complicated models on the highest shelf. Then I swoop in when he's at his most vulnerable.
>>43045282I feel like a Warhammer guy would be perfect for me. Anybody play Darktide ITT?
>>43045092do you have dry ear wax
>>43045261I wish>>430453451) get in line 2) I don't play the game I just fuck the gaymer
>>43045359Bastard
warhammer fan is a big red flag to me idgaf
>>43045374what reason thoughwhat if he only writes gay erotica, and doesn't play the game
>>43045374Freaks are kind of my brand. To each their own.
>>43045371Mwahahahahaha>>43045374I'm looking for short white and angry. Bonus point if he has naturally hairless thighs but still smells.
HelloGood eveningI hope you're feeling well
>>43045434Post goal. Like your goal in life.
>>43045456move out and live on my own finish my visual novel in a way that I'm satisfied with itget over being in love with my straight ex best friendfind a life partner/husband
>>43045456To pursue happiness, comfort, contentness
Thoughts on Cubans?
My feet are cold. Warm them in your mouth.
>43045516
My head is emptyMy toes are warmI am safe from harm
>>43045587I definitely understand that reference
I shave my chest
>>43045613trans
Me sad. Me want sex but no sex mine.
I slave my check
>>43045490
>>43045490He's cute
>>43043538>>43043538>>43043538
>>43045662>>43045662
Zesty.