>>43158507
it's okay USPS i didn't want my package anyway
I believe that my gay veteran husband is waiting for me. I want to love him and make him laugh.
>>43161926man you have the worst luck with packages lol
>>43161928I want to "accidentally" trigger him while we're fucking so he loses it and nearly kills me so I can guilt trip him about it so he'll buy me expensive gunpla
>>43161928>>43161922You could try volunteering with the VA or some other organization but you probably have as good a chance at finding a husband as you do of being hate crimed
>>43161946>as good a chance at finding a husband as you do of being hate crimedmuh dick
>>43161928
Coke zero- refreshing
i'm a diet dr pepper gay
dirty sodas
don't do drugs, do me instead
dirty soda is what i call it when i stuff my boxers into a cup, pour some pepsi, and make a guy drink it
>>43161968You'll also probably mostly end up helping actual disabled and old people, which tbf is still a good thing to do and could still lead to a relationship
literally eating a chicken club sandwich in my underwear. can't do that with a wife and kids
>>43162017yeah you can
I'm running for my life and I ain't know where else to be /I got no kids no wife and I ain't got no mouth to feed /I love it when I get to break into my character /But hate it when you try to break down all my barriers
femboys
just cummed in 22yo otter hole
>>43162017
>>43162076you win
what if you could have the perfect bf, but he's bi
>>43162114perfect by my standards means monogamous so there's no downside
im like a 5.5 on the kinsey scale
i;m like 5.5 inches
>>43162121well yea, if you really like a guy, it's like he's the only one you would ever wantmonogamous means you belong to him and he belongs to you.
Wait this isn't chasergen lmao my bad
>>43162138omg same twinsies!!!!
i'm a male
>>43162148a biopole? or one of those newfangled triplehole men
the /mu/ janny doesn't ban me because I butter her up with flirtations
i hate homosexual monogamists so much it's unreal.
You love the way I look at you
K I'm moving onto cake now.
i'm a faggot >.<
Always the dead hours is when I cant sleep
dropping my pussy at the Louvre
buttercream frosting on my breath at midnight who want me
>>43162349Only if its Swiss buttercream
>>43162351neh it's whatever they had at Safeway
>>43162365Oh keep your mouth shut then
>>43162349Ok hold still. Let me dip some donuts in your mouth.
>>43162369I'm gonna kick your fucking ass
>>43162370they better be doughnuts tho and not balls
Bit my lip and it's bleeding who want me
Who wants to see my pussy?
au revoir le gay
>>43162393boomer? he's not here tholel
>>43161918How to approach people irl? I’m a 25 autistic faggot. never hooked up or even dated. just texting on Tinder, but I get tired of small talk easily.
Glad trannies aren't here but sad tripfags are
need my bawls drained before bed but smell like cake and cigarettes *tear*
I bet he's really fun to hang out with.
>>43162437Aeu de Timur
ohho all these things i do here waiting for you
>>43162470I'd go watch drag shows with him.
easter breakfast ate
>>43162509I bet he grinds on dudes at the club.
>>43162526yass the lawd has rizzenhappy easter shister
>>43162531I'm poly so okay with that. I'd grind on the same dude too with him.
>>43162526What'd you have
All poly people look the sane
>>43162562Troons you mean?
Oh deary me that was chuckles worthy
>>43162558pound cake
>>43162564Yeah or nonbinary kind of things
>>43162569interesting with fruit? we usually have ham in America for some reason
>>43162578They like to cope a lot until they finally become a dad
ze troon in his final form - suburban dad with a cis wife and 2 kids
>>43162583nope, choccy with glaze
>>43162609nice. hope you have a nice Easter
>>43162616thx its chill other than my peanits still kinda hurting and fighting with acne because of my hormone fuckery
>>43162628still don't know how you broke your 'nits.acne sucks, my mom has the gene for it and i still get zits as a grown man. good night
>>43162645>still don't know how you broke your 'nits.was masterbaiting but i was anxious af cause i was waiting for a courier so i beat my meat fast af but just bruised my frenulum and didn't nut cuz i kept getting soft from the anxiety idfk im retarded pretty much
Gay death is brutal.
>>43162683again this is just what working with sam levinson does to you
>>43162693Sydney Sweeney is still hot though
>>43162417>but I get tired of small talk easily.with the apps you have to get off them asap. Do a quick chat, establish a mini rapport and then within a few days suggest to meet up otherwise what is the point
>>43162698
It says phases are common on people with adhd.
I like sporty teens with well-developed buttocks
paige type shit
>>43162770>well-developedthats not how lolis work, pedophile
>>43162856Post buttocks
>>43162858i just mixed zero sugar energydrink with a bunch of psyllium and added raspberry syrup and cause it was cold but i wanted warm so i microwaved itits much sweeter warm...
birds dont seem to get fat when given unlimited amount of food do they now
>>43162929Erschlage, Königin
>>43161928Me and my bf are both in the military and I love himb...
>>43162981serious question: do you think Jesus would resurrect after getting his ass eaten by a drone?
im surging agayne! praise be pbuh
Good Evening, "Gaygen" was a 24 month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.
>>43163201no, not I, I will survive
Happy easter day or whatever>>43162787rofl>>43162980Cuute
>>43163298or whatever
go celebrate ramadan with your future rapist winona frankly
>>43163333?? What crawled up your ass bitch?
what's a good metroidvania?
>>43163344not a muzzie
>>43163349you hear about this game called metroid
>>43163354Well me neither bitch
>>43163349
>>43163365that's not even a metroidvania, it's the diablo 2 killer, says right there on the box
>>43163362for now
>>43163379dunno havent played it, dont know where i even got it, its 20 years old, never touched, into the garbage it goes!
>>43163400basement box findregressing into infantilism like shiza...
>>43163408so? i be having fun
>>43163408at least shizzers plays his vidya
>>43163416no xhe doesnt! she just disassociatesyou know why the perspective looks weird like this? cause lazy slav codemonkeys didnt even wanna try to deal with coordinates and projection lmao
>>43163433larian are your lot actually
also i have 8% attunement on synastria on my belf mage and im gearing through wotlk dungeons rn so
>>43163439oh shit! right, they werent big then...
>>43163446
>>43163433damn unc what is this game from, the 80s?
>>43163452grischa is a failure! its 100 percent his fault
>>43163456it means that i have absorbed the statistics of 8% of all items available for mage to equip, that's usually 20% of the stats per item but can be higher if the item drops as titanforged/warforged/lightforged which are rarer and grant more stats upon attuning
>>431634592002 and 2004back in a magical tyme just before consoles brought subhumans into the gayming world
>>43163461European names be like Aéuilescha De Von Vyuejurjiens
>>43163446>>43163466I'm sure that's amazing if you're lame and autistic
Ntm on shizma
>>43163473if you mean lame as in gay and uncool rather than retarded then yes
>>43163485lame means physically disabled not mentally... i understand you're polish so you probably don't know these antiquated western words
>>43163508i just dont think cripples get a pass
>>43162787obsessed
>>43163558ok now count the % of threads over the month that dont have the ugly scribbles plastered across them incl reposts and global rule infractions
that being said idrgaf plain dont like xir dont wanna see xir here, problem?
>>43163582and what have you created in that time
>>43163595i can scribble superior drawings one handed with a mouse, regardless, what kinda argument is that
>>43163595Visceral Fat Deposits Lmao!
>>43163595dr breen ass post
hell they could be quality artworks but the subject matter is still utterly philistine, autogynophilic and rule breaking mama
>>43163621>autogynophilichow though>>43163612>>43163613kek
>>43163635wasnt an invitation to discussion
>>43163640I accept your admission of defeat
>>43163612Based and Lemonysnicketpilled
>>43163664ahh
anyway my attacks on troons and niggers and philistines will remain unjustified and preemptive :3 easter dinner time
i lost all respect for deltoid when said papa trumpu is a creep
>>43163696He's just redditsick, the poor lad
>>43163612how was baldur's gate 2, th0? did you romance that non-binary bull woman? geg
Wish Blaidd was in my bed right now :/
Wish Blaidd was up my ass right now :/
Wish Bladee was in my bed right now :/
