>>43158507
it's okay USPS i didn't want my package anyway
I believe that my gay veteran husband is waiting for me. I want to love him and make him laugh.
>>43161926man you have the worst luck with packages lol
>>43161928I want to "accidentally" trigger him while we're fucking so he loses it and nearly kills me so I can guilt trip him about it so he'll buy me expensive gunpla
>>43161928>>43161922You could try volunteering with the VA or some other organization but you probably have as good a chance at finding a husband as you do of being hate crimed
>>43161946>as good a chance at finding a husband as you do of being hate crimedmuh dick
>>43161928
Coke zero- refreshing
i'm a diet dr pepper gay
dirty sodas
don't do drugs, do me instead
dirty soda is what i call it when i stuff my boxers into a cup, pour some pepsi, and make a guy drink it
>>43161968You'll also probably mostly end up helping actual disabled and old people, which tbf is still a good thing to do and could still lead to a relationship
literally eating a chicken club sandwich in my underwear. can't do that with a wife and kids
>>43162017yeah you can
I'm running for my life and I ain't know where else to be /I got no kids no wife and I ain't got no mouth to feed /I love it when I get to break into my character /But hate it when you try to break down all my barriers
femboys
just cummed in 22yo otter hole
>>43162017
>>43162076you win
what if you could have the perfect bf, but he's bi
>>43162114perfect by my standards means monogamous so there's no downside
im like a 5.5 on the kinsey scale
i;m like 5.5 inches
>>43162121well yea, if you really like a guy, it's like he's the only one you would ever wantmonogamous means you belong to him and he belongs to you.
Wait this isn't chasergen lmao my bad
>>43162138omg same twinsies!!!!
i'm a male
>>43162148a biopole? or one of those newfangled triplehole men
the /mu/ janny doesn't ban me because I butter her up with flirtations
i hate homosexual monogamists so much it's unreal.
You love the way I look at you
K I'm moving onto cake now.
i'm a faggot >.<
Always the dead hours is when I cant sleep
dropping my pussy at the Louvre
buttercream frosting on my breath at midnight who want me
>>43162349Only if its Swiss buttercream
>>43162351neh it's whatever they had at Safeway
>>43162365Oh keep your mouth shut then
>>43162349Ok hold still. Let me dip some donuts in your mouth.
>>43162369I'm gonna kick your fucking ass
>>43162370they better be doughnuts tho and not balls
Bit my lip and it's bleeding who want me
Who wants to see my pussy?
au revoir le gay
>>43162393boomer? he's not here tholel
>>43161918How to approach people irl? I’m a 25 autistic faggot. never hooked up or even dated. just texting on Tinder, but I get tired of small talk easily.
Glad trannies aren't here but sad tripfags are
need my bawls drained before bed but smell like cake and cigarettes *tear*
I bet he's really fun to hang out with.
>>43162437Aeu de Timur
ohho all these things i do here waiting for you
>>43162470I'd go watch drag shows with him.
easter breakfast ate
>>43162509I bet he grinds on dudes at the club.
>>43162526yass the lawd has rizzenhappy easter shister
>>43162531I'm poly so okay with that. I'd grind on the same dude too with him.
>>43162526What'd you have
All poly people look the sane
>>43162562Troons you mean?
Oh deary me that was chuckles worthy
>>43162558pound cake
>>43162564Yeah or nonbinary kind of things
>>43162569interesting with fruit? we usually have ham in America for some reason
>>43162578They like to cope a lot until they finally become a dad
ze troon in his final form - suburban dad with a cis wife and 2 kids
>>43162583nope, choccy with glaze
>>43162609nice. hope you have a nice Easter
>>43162616thx its chill other than my peanits still kinda hurting and fighting with acne because of my hormone fuckery
>>43162628still don't know how you broke your 'nits.acne sucks, my mom has the gene for it and i still get zits as a grown man. good night
>>43162645>still don't know how you broke your 'nits.was masterbaiting but i was anxious af cause i was waiting for a courier so i beat my meat fast af but just bruised my frenulum and didn't nut cuz i kept getting soft from the anxiety idfk im retarded pretty much
Gay death is brutal.
>>43162683again this is just what working with sam levinson does to you
>>43162693Sydney Sweeney is still hot though
>>43162417>but I get tired of small talk easily.with the apps you have to get off them asap. Do a quick chat, establish a mini rapport and then within a few days suggest to meet up otherwise what is the point
>>43162698
It says phases are common on people with adhd.
I like sporty teens with well-developed buttocks
paige type shit
>>43162770>well-developedthats not how lolis work, pedophile
>>43162856Post buttocks
>>43162858i just mixed zero sugar energydrink with a bunch of psyllium and added raspberry syrup and cause it was cold but i wanted warm so i microwaved itits much sweeter warm...
birds dont seem to get fat when given unlimited amount of food do they now
>>43162929Erschlage, Königin
>>43161928Me and my bf are both in the military and I love himb...
>>43162981serious question: do you think Jesus would resurrect after getting his ass eaten by a drone?
im surging agayne! praise be pbuh
Good Evening, "Gaygen" was a 24 month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.
>>43163201no, not I, I will survive
Happy easter day or whatever>>43162787rofl>>43162980Cuute
>>43163298or whatever
go celebrate ramadan with your future rapist winona frankly
>>43163333?? What crawled up your ass bitch?
what's a good metroidvania?
>>43163344not a muzzie
>>43163349you hear about this game called metroid
>>43163354Well me neither bitch
>>43163349
>>43163365that's not even a metroidvania, it's the diablo 2 killer, says right there on the box
>>43163362for now
>>43163379dunno havent played it, dont know where i even got it, its 20 years old, never touched, into the garbage it goes!
>>43163400basement box findregressing into infantilism like shiza...
>>43163408so? i be having fun
>>43163408at least shizzers plays his vidya
>>43163416no xhe doesnt! she just disassociatesyou know why the perspective looks weird like this? cause lazy slav codemonkeys didnt even wanna try to deal with coordinates and projection lmao
>>43163433larian are your lot actually
also i have 8% attunement on synastria on my belf mage and im gearing through wotlk dungeons rn so
>>43163439oh shit! right, they werent big then...
>>43163446
>>43163433damn unc what is this game from, the 80s?
>>43163452grischa is a failure! its 100 percent his fault
>>43163456it means that i have absorbed the statistics of 8% of all items available for mage to equip, that's usually 20% of the stats per item but can be higher if the item drops as titanforged/warforged/lightforged which are rarer and grant more stats upon attuning
>>431634592002 and 2004back in a magical tyme just before consoles brought subhumans into the gayming world
>>43163461European names be like Aéuilescha De Von Vyuejurjiens
>>43163446>>43163466I'm sure that's amazing if you're lame and autistic
Ntm on shizma
>>43163473if you mean lame as in gay and uncool rather than retarded then yes
>>43163485lame means physically disabled not mentally... i understand you're polish so you probably don't know these antiquated western words
>>43163508i just dont think cripples get a pass
>>43162787obsessed
>>43163558ok now count the % of threads over the month that dont have the ugly scribbles plastered across them incl reposts and global rule infractions
that being said idrgaf plain dont like xir dont wanna see xir here, problem?
>>43163582and what have you created in that time
>>43163595i can scribble superior drawings one handed with a mouse, regardless, what kinda argument is that
>>43163595Visceral Fat Deposits Lmao!
>>43163595dr breen ass post
hell they could be quality artworks but the subject matter is still utterly philistine, autogynophilic and rule breaking mama
>>43163621>autogynophilichow though>>43163612>>43163613kek
>>43163635wasnt an invitation to discussion
>>43163640I accept your admission of defeat
>>43163612Based and Lemonysnicketpilled
>>43163664ahh
anyway my attacks on troons and niggers and philistines will remain unjustified and preemptive :3 easter dinner time
i lost all respect for deltoid when said papa trumpu is a creep
>>43163696He's just redditsick, the poor lad
>>43163612how was baldur's gate 2, th0? did you romance that non-binary bull woman? geg
Wish Blaidd was in my bed right now :/
Wish Blaidd was up my ass right now :/
Wish Bladee was in my bed right now :/
wish a blade was in my hands right now
wish someone was pumping my blade right now
>>43163692enjoy sweety
>>43163692>anyway my attacks on troonsnooo don't hurt urself
>>43163903Wwydwi
>>43163930ill leave the cutting to paige my hams are kept pristine>>43163923it was good we had chicky and potatoes
>>43163940except for the stretch marks lol
>>43163932pls use ur words love but i deciphered it because i have a mind of a mastermind i would just wave it around in air and larp wuxia poses
I need a new hdd baby will you get me a new hdd?
>>43163945not much on my thighs weirdly enough
>>43163952no, hdd-s are noisy and i hate them
>>43163958don't care chumbo
>>43163978well u mentioned it
looking for a boyfriend at td garden
>>43163990why not olive garden?
looking for a boyfriend at TND garden
Really hope Shiza grows up one of these days. Being offensive isn't funny its childish
>>43164053why are you offended
>>43164053noooo u can't ask the 25 year old troon to act his age!! that's transphobic!!!
>>43163759are you on drugs?
>>43164076you seem very upset about this paigetroon maybe bring it up in therapy
also aren't u pushing 30, is there any attack you can make that doesn't come from a place projected self-resentment
>>43164100You think your cunty nature accurately describes the average pole or is this just a (You) issue?
>>43164088no, fuhrër
>>43164100>everyone I don't like is paige
>>43164111why do you characterize it as "cunty" rather than asshole like
>>43164124I was trying to be less mean, hoping you'd actually answer my question, but alas
>>43164119yeah yeah and im the easter bunny
ugh my legs are kinda sore kms want to write or draw but can't focus it's so over
>>43164134it was not an interesting question
>>43164116opinion on a transsexual level 10 cleric of helm, claire, self buffing and soloing the twisted rune on insane?(twisted rune being: level 18 caster, level 18 lich caster, elder beholder, elder vampire, l18 monk)i didnt think it would work but he randomly killed em all! lol
>>43164146what habben? were you running or walking or kicking some ball?
>>43164150Let me rephrase it: Is the averge pole as vile and mean spirited as you, or is this just a bpd thing unrelated to your nationality?
no top bf to suck me off in the morning ;(
>>43164161i didnt understand any of that shite
>>43164164rode a bicycle that doesn't really super affect the ability to write or draw though it's just an additional thing. I like the pain, but it still does feel uncomfortable
>>43164172objection, leading
using your bottoms cum as lube
>>43164239I like it when tops use my blood as lube
>>43164239you would dare? at least go slow on him, it takes a few minutes to relax after a cumshot
>>43164251oh cuz we wuz wondering
>>43164251cute :3
I need
>>43164180means the absolute endgame content is fairly easily beaten by non-exploitative means at the very beginning of the game (you start at level 8 in prologue and are level 9 after it basically), just a dwarf and his god!because the twisted rune casters dont have much dispel on them or dont use it,you haste and rush the beholder with 5 attacks per round, because he spams rays of dispel on you which will stop you... but if you hammer it five times a round for 20 dmg each it dies in that very first round, their casters go timestop and gate demons in (who promptly attack them lol) and call meteor swarm on a 100% fire resist raging cleric to no effect, while he kills the vampire and monk and waits for their protection from magical weapons to expire (4 rounds) and as soon as that happens - its party hammer time! surprisingly the 2 remaining casters dont have chain contingencies on low hp... they do have improved mantle which protects them from +3 weapons but helms gift is a +4 summoned blade so it goes through them. still i would have expected mutliple stoneskins in contingencies that autotrigger but they didnt! and if claire is hammering you in the skull for 5 attacks a round and you can cast 1 spell per round, all your spells get interrupted without stoneskin or protection from magical weapons... and you die. sad! thats wtihout scs, scs makes them proper dangerous and a loooot more durable.
Dilaudid suppository
https://youtu.be/UWV6D7WCvBo
>>43164239I'd rather eat his cum sis.
railing my top bfs hole, leaving a nice big glob of cum deep inside him
I'm a traditional homosexual. A true top does not receive penetrative anal sex, he does not suck cock or eat ass.
>>43164274just use a rocket launcher lol. simples as
>>43164327i object to not eating ass though
kissing his neck before pulling out, as a gesture of affection
>>43164336Objection overruled.
>>43164348You have a poet's guile sis.
>>43164357FUCK YOU
How did shiza get so fat? Was it all the pierogis? Maybe Burger King?
>>43164385i think it was the effect of estrogen from hrt
>>43161946I am in a 6 month training program through the VA for veterans with CPTSD. The last exam is about dealing with mental illness in military culture.
Child abuse
>>43164385his parents stuffed him like foie gras in case there was a famine
even worse than being constipated is that my cat is waiting right outside the bathroom door meowing
Even worse than having mental illness is being in the military and bullied for admitting it
>>43164424kill her
Okay, I think I actually might have found a boyfriend on sniffies Gonna give him my virginity maybe...
>>43164424Idk why cats think shitting is a spectator sport. Drives me crazy
>>43164476Could a rowboat support him?
>>43164385feederism kink
>>43164504Are you asking if he's fat or what? No, cute twink and shorter than me which is great
>>43164575You have been blessed. Go with God.
People who honk at you to hurry up while making an unprotected left turn onto a highway are all dangerous sociopaths who deserve to be exiled from the society I think
eating ass uwu
>>43164394no i got fat earlier
>>43164594I hope it works outI haven't talked to a guy before that gave me the time of day that I actually wanted to do stuff with...
>>43164597i like how you added "onto a highway" like that increases the stakes. take away bottoms' drivers licenses and make them dependent on tops
I am a proud heathen Buttsex American. Today is special. The Christians have their space, but this one is mine. They are free to celebrate however they please in their space and I wish them well. But here in my thread, today is about big fluffy rabbits, colorful pastel eggs, flowers, natural spring beauty and lots of chocolate candy. Idw hear any looney stories about Jewish space zombies.That is all. You can go back to your daily fat troon litanies or whatever cuz god knows if you haven't tired of it by now in three years, you never will.
did we all insert chocolate eggs into our bums? i know i did
Many Americans dont have driver's license.....weird....
I just want a cute twink weeb who I can dress up for it but they are all shutins like me
>>43164687this is not true at all. most americans drive to everywhere
>>43164662timur did. he likes to pretend laying eggs like that while deepthroating a gun
If I want to lose weight I should probably stop having milk in my coffee......
What's up today gay boys? Thinking of I should buy 6 more plushies now or wait.
>>43164764its the sugar, not the milk, luv
>>43164687boomer parents don't love their children enough to pay what the post-cash for clunkers market demands
>>43164784>it's the calories, not the calories
>>43164687Maybe in cities with public transportation.
>>43164789a teaspoon of sugar has a lot more calories than a glass of milk
I need a beautiful Nordic bf like this
>>43164801You are retarded
>>43164801a teaspoon of sugar has an order of magnitude less calories than a glass of milk a glass of milk even contains more than a teaspoon of sugar iirc
>>43164802Oh my god are those curls in his hair???? YOU INOW THAG MAKES HIM 10000% NEGRO RIGHT????????????
>>43164801>1 cup of milk is 160 calories give or take depending on brand and 1/2%/wholemilk>1 teaspoon of sugar is 16Why do people just say shit randomly? You probably believed it too
i never flirt with other males because there's already one i want and no one else is like him
>>43164802I cant into guys that are too pretty. Or cute. If they seem too ideal, then it just feels wrong for some reason. I like them to have some dirt, some relatable flaw, some edge. Some weird "don't fuck with angels" complex. Probably self deprecation.
>>43161995I only heard about these recently. I think they started with Mormons but they've spread
I'm not afraid of bitches like shiza
The mind of Emily Gilmore in the body of a twink >>>>>
I only flirt constantly because its fun and getting to know people usually isnt.
>>43164764i like milk but in coffee, and only in coffee, i prefer almond milk
A large rolling pale fleshy mass, flattening everything in its way, has been spotted rolling towards >>43164835's house
>>43164829Yah I feel the same. Had this crush on this absolute angel in my class. He was too perfect>>43164782Maybe you should get a new hobby
>>43164860Why?
>>43164870Its dumb and consoomerist
>>43164830It's still mormons. They're just getting better at viral advertising.the only acceptable addition to soda is brown liquor and this hasn't changed
>>43164860Ikr? And if they are too nice to boot, the paternal instinct kicks in and all sex interest is lost. Low life street whores. Thats where its at.
>>43164879Not dumb to me
>>43164842I basically only drink milk with my coffee and it ends up to about 2 cups of it a day which is a lot of calories
>>43164885>And if they are too nice to boot, the paternal instinct kicks in and all sex interest is lostTruee>Low life street whores. Thats where its atNoo...not that
>>43164782Sick. Idw do anything. House is a sty. Dishes piling up. Thankfully I typed my paper out on Tuesday I just have to record narration for my slides and I'm done. The program has this retard requirement that each presentation can't just be slides, you have to record a voiceover going through the content. Silly shit
I wish I could move to japan so I could get a short perverted japanese twink boyfriend to top me
>>43164916That is poopy
>>43164924you can get that in new york you don't need to fly to gaysia
>>43164924As long as they keep it trimmed. Ethnic pubes are craaaaazy.
>>43164941Life is poopy
NevermindThat guy on sniffies just blocked me out of the blue I assume since his chat just vanishedForever alone
he sounds like an angry teenager and Iran is his unrequited crush who showed the dick pic he sent to her at school
>>43164974I am thankful for my life
>>43164892Hi Timur. Not to interrupt the troll feeding, but I looked for this just now as something seasonal for today for you. Its not so eye popping but its what I found. Hope you are well.I don't know what today or this week holds for me. Everything is sort of scattered. I am finally over the ebola and some unscheduled, tedious, bizarre but sort of comical hardware maintenance. Just sort of a zombie week and it looks to be another ahead.Hope you are feeling some relief, and enjoying the season, day and weekend. Maybe bf will get you an easter plushie. I have been feeding apple wedges to the new bunny.So I might be in and out, but theres nothing to report, or nothing I can, rather. Be well sweetie puss.
>>43164988Could you fit in a rowboat?
>>43165032YeahI dunno why you would talk to someone for several days then do thatThough if I had to make an educated guess based on his preferences I was not fem enough to maintain interest after he jerked off, just don't know why he waited this long
>>43165011I'm just happy to see him and his whole crew go down in flames as corrupt treacherous incompetent con artists. What a disgrace. Idrc who is in power anymore. It has to get worse before it gets better.Like the Japanese saying, "We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance."
>>43165051That sucks. Sorry bud. Fish in the sea and whatnot
>>43165019Hey there. Thank you for the clip.Good you're not sick anymore.i would hug you regardless
>grocery store that made my safe food has changed it three times in the past year and completely ruined it
>>43164950Agree but well-groomed wirey pubes are much more erotic than others
>>43165080Really it's my fault for being excited to find someone near my age interested in me that didn't seem like a cruiser on a site full of old cruisersBack to swiping on these over monetized apps I guess
>>43165076It's only going to get worse I assume. Trump was elected based on the unpopularity of Obama in 2016. Obama was elected based on the unpopularity of Bush in 2008. We're in a race to the bottom, and none of our leaders give a fuck about anything besides Israel and stuffing their pockets with graft cash.
i'm not looking forward to online dating again
>>43165082*hugs
>>43165107Do you do any irl stuff? I can't stand the apps
>>43164811>>43164820i was speaking in the context of coffee. unless you're using milk entirely for a cup of coffee, chances are you're using at least two teaspoons of sugar while for milk, its just few splashes. in that case, its retarded to focus on the evil calories from ze milk while sugar is the actual culprit you need to control
>>43165118what? the people love obama in retrospect. it was setting trump against hillary clinton that made dems lose, and that was by a narrow margin. it was biden who won in 2016
>>43164885madonna/whore complex (gay edition)
>>43165122I think I'm just going to join a monastery. I'd be a good Pope
>>43165118>>43165135wait forget that last sentence, i meant biden who won because of the unpopularity of the 2016 winner, it came out wrong
STINKY BOY BUTTSTINKY BOY BALLSSTINKY BOY BENIS :DDD
*raises hand*...stinky boy shoes...? :3
>>43165129Besides work there is not a lot of opportunity for me to meet people with the same interests, let alone other homos and I am of the belief you shouldn't try to date anyone at your workplace even if I did find someone cute that was obviously gay.The idea of going to gay bars is also disgusting to me but after being on apps for two weeks I am beginning to think I'd have a better chance at finding someone if I posted my discord in frengen lmao
>>43165164On a similar note this cold is making my ballmusk ramp up 1000%. Opening the sheets this morning and I stg I saw the stink cloud shimmer across the room.
>>43165128I always look forward to see your posts
>>43165011Did he actually post this? Wtf
>>43164882Yeah I like rum and coke. Dirty sodas are a good option for sober people though
>>43165189no but he did post Praising Allah. Inshallah
>>43165189That isn't even the worst one from today, I can't tell what is real and what isn't when people post their tweets
I long to see youTo touch youTo love youForever more
ate breakfast and drinking monster but still falling asleep
>>43165217what kind of monster, I just had the Dreamsicle one
>>43165135Obama's presidency was when DEI ideology merged with the CIA and tech companies to become the defacto religion of America. It was a huge failure and now most people seem to acknowledge it. Importing Indians and Chinese people to make up for the fact that whites are dumbed down and can only repeat CIA concocted slogans that hold no merit.
The united states is evil
I hate being a broke loser when is the economy going to heal so I can get a good paying job again instead of wasting my youth at a deadend place
>>43165229trip on shiza
>>43165231hahahaha it ain't happening. We're either going to inherit some wealth or be serfs forever. That is until the climate completely fucks us over. Spend the money on things you like now, don't worry about tomorrow cuz it ain't happening
