>>43272043How would you handle it if you woke up tomorrow and your entire extended family was suddenly gay?
sorry for being hard
5ever
I NEED ALL POONERS TO EXIT THE THREAD RIGHT NOW, NO WOMBS ALLOWED
2 posts in and already bringing up trannies
>>43274196timur/ayden/samael stray
gay men should mpreg pooners and make gaybies
>>43274164I doubt it would make any difference whatsoever
gay men should give lesbian dey sperm so dey can impregnate deyselves with a turkeybaster and create super gaybies
okay guys, quit beating around the bush and spill the tea for me, it's okay I won't tell anyone but I have to know:Is Timur afab or not?
the new world isnt an option... yes... we must do something, correct?
>>43274222no shes arab ulululululululu
>>43274229the muslim new world order will save us from the illuminati and btfo these satan worshippers
>>43274222yes she is, like actually
>>43274244their leader hasnt even been borned yet
>>43274222Who knows. It wouldn't make sense to post fake dic pics but choose the smallest dic you can find
>>43274231>Arab>War obsessedI'm not saying you don't have a point
>>43274164i'd be happy as long as i don't have kids or a husband like the pink flamer here
>>43274229nuke it and let whatever crawls out of the ashes have a crack at it
Maybe i should just follow in my sisters footsteps and marry a rich jew
>>43274263Stop calling guys that like cute blazers flamers aargrhgrvrvg
>>43274222She/it is, but it will never be honest with you. Even though it was already caught red-handed (the tone of the pooner's blemished pig skin) using AI, with the correcponding tags to make it's pictures, the one that she parade as her own, not the ones she got from pinterest or catfished from guys. On top of that it is an annoying, boring, shallow, flat, confused in it's own lies as any bitch comes.
>>43274268it is cute but his ugly pineapple face ruins it
>>43274244They should be fucking instead of just watching
>>43274268he looks like trash and is 100% ablaze>>43274275my condolences
>>43274267>no foreskinSounds like a bad plan
Im so boring they won't stfu about me
>>43274296oh come on that blazer is absolutely fire
>>43274301let me see your pp
>>43274308a dumpster fire
Foreskin? More like poorskin because your family couldn't afford bougie body mods for babies. I had the snip, lipo, botox, and lip fillers added before i left the hospital as a baby
>>43274318he could house a small family with those jeans
>>43274244Post moar I am a big fan of whatever this is 0_0
>>43274318my bf did this with me recently owo
>>43274263I'm actually dressing all in pink for the first time because I just got a bunch of cool pink clothes on Europe.My outfit is so much cuter tho
So I stated having gay sex for the first time recently. I’ve only bottomed three times, all with the same guy, and all three times he tore my shit up until it was bleeding. Idgi. Never had this problem with dildos. He goes kind of fast and doesn’t use much lube. I also think I might be overdouching a bit and irritating the area but again, never happened with toys. Help.
Honestly I don't get the hype around pink
>>43274333>cool pink clothesdoubt
>>43274326Go get a neo pussy if you like genital body mods so much
Look at my cat
>>43274336>He goes kind of fast and doesn’t use much lube. I also think I might be overdouching a bit and irritating the area but again, never happened with toys.Why ask for help if you know what you're doing wrong?
>>43274336>goes kind of fast and doesn’t use much lube.That's not goodUse very much lube and make him slowly stretch you, with his thumb
My pussy moggs samaels pussy...
My cats mogs urs pancakes haha
>>43274301Picrel is giving me lukewarm nostalgia </3
>>43274336post hole
>>43274164>all gay familymost logical homosexuals
>>43274347ugly goblin ayy lmao ahh
>>43274327No one is taking your stinky smegma tortillas away poorskin relax
I have a feeling that samael loves tortillas
>>43274355I’m barely experienced and turning to the sluts for advice.
paratha with poop filling <3
I would love to be hatefucked by angry Ukrainians, Poles, or Americans I love being hands tied behind me and my head being held down hard on the side of my face
Partheogenic pancakes
>>43274347whats hid name, ethan?do you like plating with her?
>>43274425makes no sense tho there is no advice to give you other than to stop being retarded
>>43274445Ya i like playing with her we play intelligent games like leap frog
Who wants my 10 day no-nut nut?
Mr chapaticakes
>>43274443I would love to watch you hatefucked angrily by american black kings
>>43274443
>>43274425even I would just say tell him to use more lube and go slower
hey gayge, what's up
>>43274443You need help.
>>43274433pancakes' special if he dropped his black boyfriends, moved to caracas, mastered street arapeas, and if the barrior called him la gringa de las arepas <3
>>43274482Its cisgayge now bigot
>>43274482Basically paige was supposed to draw mr pancakes as dagoth urr and herself as nerrevar but shes too chicken shit to open that can of worms
>>43274334i need to poo but dont wanna get up from the comfy bed blankies....prehistoric problems
>>43274500your post lowers vers top stock. we need to get rid of you
>>43274469Fuck off with that shitI heard it a lot on grindr>>43274483There's no problem.
>>43274425use less lube and just make him shove it in with no foreplay going straight to jackhammering the meta is all about painal right now
>>43274443No one asked btw, keep your womanly rape fantasies to youself ebanutaya skuchnaya parvo-infected such'ya doch'
I dont have rape fantasies i have rape realities ;_;
>>43274514I would yu to get hatefucked by cdc
>>43274482woke up with a stiff one. now eating burger king.
>>43274510aight
>>43274536
>>43274533Actually fuck you
Liberals will say its ai
>>43274558what I wouldn't give to see him completely lose his marbles like that
Jäger loves the bbc king cdc he loves the smell of his dick and balls and loves to lick them
>>43274546You are a white sissy slave to BIC INWO serve your MASTERS now wi boi sir
>>43274553actully why not? you are already an inbred fuck, putting semen of a hominid like cdc in your poon would result in a fun scientic experiment, wonder what will come out of your second anus or whatever you call it
>>43274558dayum donna
>>43274583In an alternate universe trump became the queen of drag instead of rupaul
>>43274549
>>43274558roaring lol
Im leaving for a while enjoy
a real man would never make a deal out of it
>>43274604OUH MAH GAW DADDY STAWP YOURE SCARING ME ._.
Pre-save Confessions II
Paging Shizahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ymqx7tXVzGE
can i say "tonguefucking your mouth hole"? or is that too much?
>>43274683you can say it, you just sound like a dipshit
TFW I have a nice big dick but get no action because I hate the process, miss the cues, then go silent because I can't find my unicorn boy.
>>43274672detroon shiza LOOKS LIKE THAT? DAAAAMN he's kinda....
tonguefucking your tonguehole
>>43274695post big dick
men want one thing and it's disgusting
>>43274704hairy hole?
>>43274683cute but i will giggle 1 giggle per stroke
>>43274703https://files.catbox moe/4beu8j.gif
>>43274647calm your tits down, tranny, you aint seen nothing yet! the abject horror personified:https://streamff.com/v/4d55217a
>>43274695perfect BWC dombottom
>>43274721eh
>>43274721i love it
>>43274713and to play co-op and pvp games>>43274721wowers. also catbox is allowing uploads again, yippie
>can't find a blue-eyed twink to suck my cock
>>43274725apex predator btw
>>43274748sex is the only co-op game i play>yippieyou plan to post something for us
>>43274721Is that yours?
>>43274783mever caught
>>43274764Usually the white the twink the more chance he's a exclusive hung top
>>43274481Hi Delta, have you had sex yet? Even I have had sex now.
>>43274799Every ginger guy wants to bottom, even the straight ones and gingers are the whitest you can go until you hit albino.
umm hey..
>>43274793Yes.https://files.catbox moe/t688y3.jpg
had nightmares even during the day wtf
>>43274810>gingers are the whitest
>>43274799His profile said he wanted a cock in his mouth tho.
>>43274817you don't have to put a break in catbox links
>>43274845I did it solely for your inconvenience.
>>43274787it's just good that they stopped blocking uploads. i have this, but there's no sound https://files.catbox.moe/4r5bqs.mp4
>>43274855Blursed
>>43274817good penis
>>43274873lol it looks like he's playing an instrument. watching men masturbate is so fun
>>43274817Its beautiful love the sassy hand on hips yas
>>43274873what the flying fuck xD is the monke doing at gis asshole LMAoaoaoaoaoao
What's on your mind?
>>43274894its itchy
>>43274819is this mad max lul
>>43274827Case closed lolYou were born to bottom
>>43274906and scratchy show!fuck its 1am again...
>>43274810>>43274829Can you just shut up, agree with me, ignore the occasional exceptional outlier cases and call me smart damn?
hands on hips while your cock is out exudes more power than most can handle
>>43274929I would if he was between my knees giving me a head.
Hello
>>43274929You're wrong about everything like all bottoms are sry
you used to see a lot more cocks in gaygen
>>43274950hey
>>43274981there used to be a lot more men in gaygen
>>43274981If I post mine, people will say it's okay to be nice. I'll be sad.
>>43274994i'll say "why is it so small"
>>43274950No
Thoughts on soggy biscuit?
>>43275001That's very mean spirited of you.
>>43275009only would play with one person, not into group stuff. >>43275010i just assume everyone with a small penis is into sph
>>43274981There's a gaygen thread on /hm/ for all that. Personally, my favorite nudes were rexies.
>>43274924I'm not ginger, my hair is brown and only looks copper in sunlight
>>43274981gaygen used to be a more pleasant place to post
>>43275019>i just assume everyone with a small penis is into sphWhat if it's average?
>>43275010your little clitty needs to be caged and put in a pair of panties with pink bows then i will make you cum through the cage with a hitachi wand while absolutely blasting your prostate with a real mans cock
>>43274981I post mine but......
>>43275025Holy shit your neck is ideal for biting o.OYour hair looks very red to me let me smell it to make sure
>>43275038ENOUGH.
>>43275035five inches is still two below mine. it's small
>>43275032I blame ******
>>43275025Is your pussy red
>>43275009need batebros to play this with
when is the next gaygen circlejerk? i missed the last one.
>>43275045can you not fr :( it's not a fun existence
>>43275041thanks dad>>43275047purple
>>43275059right now. everyone's already bricked up
>>43275060my dihh so hard rn thinking of your cohh <3
Fihhering timur's hohh
there goes my erection
>>43275063Ughhhh wtf paige gross
>>43275025nasty balding white pig
>>43275124Should I read your post with an angry Chinese voice?
>>43275094I dont consent
Fingering Timur's hole and tasting last night's borscht on your finger...
Can i look like this by summer
>>43274164That's probably the one thing that could turn me straight.
everyone into the hole
Deez jeans look so ass
>>43275151>it's sucking me in!doujinshi used to say that about anal sex. so funny
I feel the wind howling through my thigh gap
that cute sfw french nerd on twitter is posting things like this hnng
>>43275102was a joke lole >>43275124so true!
weeeeeee pp
>>43275167>sfwwhere do you work lol
>>43272458nta but what types of stuff do you draw? Care to post a sample?
>>43275167who dat? skinny tall strong big penised nerd is my type of perfect bf >3
>>43275187Incest nazi guro <3
>>43275193filename>>43275186he is sfw, but he has horny slips and it's hot when he does
>>43275213cute socksies they need a massage
need gay twink bf
>>43275299is that a woman?
this heat sucks. it makes running errands after work a hassle
I want to be forced to submit
>>43275332you crawl through life backwards on all fours stfu
>>43275307No but he's supposed to start taking hrt soon. Need to ban hrt so twinks stay twinks.
>>43275332no one wanted to know that. you have no option but submit retard no-life woman.
>>43274981there’s no real men anymore unforch
>>43275338lol
pp whisperer
pre-stained pajama shorts
>>43275338I don't understand
>>43275372Women are classically bad with comedy.
>>43275372lol
>>43270169What in the m o t h e r f u c k i n g hell is wrong with shiza's/reverse timur's people?
>>43275332To cdcs bbc
Driving tip: if someone lets you into traffic, it is courteous to give them a little wave of thanks. If you let someone into traffic and they don't thank you, it is your duty to pull alongside them and force them off the road. By doing so, you will teach them some manners and make driving a much more pleasant experience for everyone.
>>43275408you think these bottoms drive?
>>43275408I always wave and try to give a smile.
>>43275393The best thing is it literally has shizas grating polish tranny voice lmfaohttps://files.catbox.moe/pv9xhn.mp4
God I wish I could actually get a good nights rest
>>43275424I do
>>43275443i'll say "same" and then not lie down in bed until i have 6 hours till work
>>43275443I saw a rich looking man running barefoot through the bad part of town when I was on the school bus as a child and I thought why isnt that man wearing shoes he was fit too he had muscles and clothes so he could obviously afford shoes... and why was he running through my neighborhood :s
>I DO DOODS!!!!! I DO!!!!! DON'T FORGET TO INCLUDE ME!!!!! I HAVE TO FORCE MYSELF INTO EVERY CONVERSATION! DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME! I NEED ATTENTION CONSTANTLY BECAUSE MY WHORE MOTHER THAT STILL TENDS TO KEEP SPREADING HER LEGS FOR HER BROTHER/UNCLE/COUSIN/MY DAD DIDN'T GIVE ME ENOUGH WHEN I WAS YOUNGER! JUST GIRLY THINGS XOXOX I NEED TO BE THE CENTER EVERY TIME! BUT DON'T EXPECT ME TO GIVE A QUALITY REPLY, IT'S ALWAYS LOW EFFORT AND QUALITY INPUT!
>>43275496poonahs need to be exiled
https://voca.ro/15miN5xAt3g6Does anyone like to hear me sing madonna
>>43275496i welcome all trans people into the thread and hope they will trip
>>43275513This made me cry its so beautiful
>>43275440Aaaah please don't post it, I crosslinked it because that was up in catalog but it's not something I wanna see at night. No hate towards the person because it's terrible to look at and I wish them the best but it looks unsettling like an Arca album cover irl. Makes me considering changing my stances on surgery cosmetology and never ever getting even a small facelift.
>>43275515*sniffs* I SMELL POON
>>43275523It's called a man pussy and transphobia is deadly and kills zillions of people per year. Open the thread to all trans women of color now!
Both my parents are narcissists and I have an intrusive thought that maybe I am just like them, but too delusional to notice :(
>>43275541Zillions? No.. GORILLIONS
where are the MEN with COCKS?
>>43275513Yas
I love the cunty feeling I get when I order light ice at Starbucks like sorry dear you’re not going to fill my $6 medium drink with 4/5ths ice
>>43275550outnumbered by poons a long time ago, left, gone, lost to time
>>43275496There are no doods in cisgaygen
Imagine pulling a guys pants down to suck his cock and you just see a mutant pussy with a big T clit and get smacked in the face with that pussy stank
>>43275545Be my bf please, I watched a lot of youtube videos on that topic and I will definitely be able to screen you. I'm an empath, I hate horses.
>>43275561i'm gonna go look at some dick pics to get this post out of my head
>>43275513Never change mr roticakes
>>43275561i would probably beat the fucking shit out of her, in fear for my life
>>43275561i’d smang it
>>43275556It all started when the poons assassinated harambe
lemme smang it girl
you are in cisgaygen you are save now there is no poonani here
casual blowjob, feeling up hairy legs mood
i hate myself hours
@vlad
>>43275559Thank you Ba Sing Se woman, that's nice to know
>>43275562how do you even deal with a narcissist?
here’s to love and here’s to honor if you can’t cum in her cum on her
>>43275607Try to lovebomb them irl, see their reaction, see how much thought they put into it and what's their opinion on it, judge their action and philosophy.
I’ve said this before but only massive lonely pussies with their own host of mental illnesses call people narcissists. Like oh no you care too much about yourself and not me that’s not right or fair
So. Tomorrow, after class, i'm gonna ask a guy for his number. He's super cute and has a rainbow flag in his backpack so I think I have a chance at least.Tell me, what's the worst thing that can happen? Worst case scenario it's just gonna be akward, right???? I'm gonna try to be very polite but cool at the same time.Holy shit i'm so fucking nerveous bros, I never did anything like this before, all the dates i've had have been through dating apps (zoomer here).Wish me luck at least bros.
https://voca.ro/1nyhyhkKyBGGMust listen for all footfags/sockqueers itt
>>4327544367??? Yeah no wonder, it's zoomers after all.
>>43275596Hot
>>43275627do you think dan is a narcissist? he seems to be offended by the mere suggestion of narcissism existing
>>43275645Let me know how it goes anon
>>43275645having a rainbow pin in college probably could've gone a long way for me. oh well.good luck, anon
>>43275675I don't know Dan very well, I can't really judge his character, but it's seems like a funny coincedence.
>>43275685Ok I will.
Technically all mammals are fish
>>43275464>Alarm set for 5 hours 46 minutes from now.Harsher words never spoken
Would
>>43275645pls god let him fumble cuz it would be so fucking funny
https://youtu.be/NkFmI9WpGPU?si=tqmsKucmyqh_3516What are you listening to?
>>43275720Nah fuck off, let people have nice things
the world would not function if everyone were completely selfless. it needs at least some partially selfish people with agency or we’d all just be perpetually holding doors for each other, waving each other on at stop signs and buying each other gifts
ah, a bug just landed on me.
AI will be worth it once I can remake this scene with a cute little shota rather than this bitch
>>43275730what a female fucking response pussy
This thread is toxic
just found my missing sock. we're all gonna make it, never kys
>>43275733okay bitch, how about I selflessly kick your ugly skinnyfat butt?
>>43275766you can try, I’ve been doing bar labor for 14 months. Testosterone and muscle mass are both up on my 6’4” frame and I’ve been looking for an excuse to lay someone out.
Some of yall have foot fungus in your mouths and on your penis
Dan the aids man the faggot who died of aids
>>43275789no you
piety
they were angry because Dan spoke the truth
As an avid ass eater, I am irritated by how much bidets have caught on. The best part about eating ass is the exotic spices and flavors and bidets take that away. Obviously I don’t want to consume literal poop (other than maybe a chocolate chip or cling on) but I want the essence of ass to be present when I go down there. Otherwise, what fun am I getting? Going down on your boyfriend is way more fun after he works out or just gets home because you can really take in all of his natural flavors and aromas. It’s the same with eating ass. Like I said, nobody wants to munch on literal poop. It’s like cooking. Just the right amount of salt and garlic Mae a dish great! You don’t want to drown the dish in it but you also don’t want it to be flavorless! Dating apps should have a “do you use a bidet: yes or no” option.
>>43275842you deserve a time out for saying this
>>43275788What are you talking about? If we are to take your stories true you lay out a lot of men, mostly the fat latino bottom ones
>>43275675yes its really obvious when he starts posting about his relationships he always goes through the love bombing idealisation devalue and discard phase every time hes entitled grandiose no empathy or compassion no remorse along with a fragile self esteem cant handle criticism reacts with rage constant need for admiration etc etc
Not ordinarily into eating ass but if a cute twink bent over, daintily parted the cheeks of his derriere, and invited me to do so I might stick my tongue in his pink asshole
>>43275805i never liked theopolis
>>43275916Something I discovered a few weeks ago and is 100% real. Eating a boy's ass who has attended a music festival, preferably a all day long festival in the middle of summer heatwave, is by far the most enjoyable experience. First, the heat and humidity provide a hot, sticky, and succulent environment for the asshole and crack. Second, he's obviously been outdoors all day using port a potties with cheap toilet paper, so wiping isn't nearly as good as like home. Cheap paper will leave behind remnants and residue. The heat and humidity liquifies the remnants and mixes with hid bussy discharge, and it creates a most succulent, delicious, and scrumptious asshole flavor. Third, all of the constant dancing and the heat trapped in his crack from being underneath underwear and tight shorts just add to the flavor. I would literally eat ass like this on a daily fucking basis.Yes, I'm still on tren.
>>43275925well, the priest is a kind of paragon
>>43275946she went into malachi’s butthole and died
ok ok im london ill leave nyc to yall
You guys really eating shit out of an ass or was that a prank post
>>43275977that’s what being a trve gay is all about
>>43275977Its gay indian culture bigot homophobe racist xenophobe sabrina carpenter ahh bihh
>>43275907Wig
>>43275996Idk bro I'm not that gay
>>43276011go to bigen and fall for their bait posts instead
>>43275977dan does, i fact he likes it if there's a gas emission/a crisp of a turd on one of his 50 yo hairy unhygienic latino/poon lovers and it's fun when they can pop a hemorrhoid into his mouth and give him another aids strain to add into his dna
>>43275875I’ve slowed down I like taking care of myself with a toy in my butt too much>>43276039I missed making you freak out
reading is for old people stop saying that
https://youtu.be/LIBO4MJ82Ws
Is it sexual harassment to flirt with door to door salesmen?
>>43276018It's dead in there and besides I'm gay!
>>43276157yes, but opening the door in your boxers with your cock print showing through is fine
>>43276175i mean they know what they may get into and they must know that sex sells...
>>43276175That seems too far.
>>43276157if you don’t slap/grope their asses they get sad bc they think they’re ugly
>>43276175I try and fluff a bit every time I get a pizza but so far nobody worth it. Maybe over the summer when the freshies pickup more hours.
pizza on the shizza
>>43276190fine, go commando in some shorts for the same effect but not as bold
>>43276209Cdc x tumor <3
i jerk off before i answer the door cuz i like to be ready for anything
>>43276235*knock knock knock* let me the fuck in!
>>43276175what if they push into your door so you cant shut it on them and you grope their bulge in self defense
>>43276235A little game I like to play is I place my online order then start masturbating to see who comes first
>>43276215I didnt order a pizza with sausage
bigNord cock
>>43276235but i;m a neighbor wanting to borrow fresh load of cum...>>43276246no, actually what would be better is you're wearing a robe and when they push into the door you pretend the shock of it made your robe fall down
>>43276287>>43276287>>43276287
