old>>43276287
>>43280789first and doesn’t have a woman in the op wow good job
>>43280789It's over for anybody under 184cM
>>43280789thank you for making this one fast enough
I am tall but I am bf-less. Idk if I can post here :/
>>43280801it’s not over for them but they’re definitely closer to fleshlights than human beings
>>43280809Tall bfless br0 hereYou're safe
do you friends like my stupid writing
I'll get you next time!!!
straight presenting boyfriend when?
>>432808012 and a half cm too short
>>43280809I'm even taller and even more bfless than you are and I'm not going.
>>43280826when you grow a uterus
>>43280823i havent read a line of clivebaker but i think it reads like that kek
dim sum
>>43280833timur stray
>>43280838I am GOING to kms
>>43280833what do i look like, wolverine?
>>43280823When is the say gex happening
>>43280833i already have one :p
I'm short bf (5'8) :(
hey, skinny penis
>>43280823way too many similes, you have "gaze like flickering rubies born in the skulls of daft animals" and then in the very next sentence "spraying out like so much foul mud" like slow down cormac mccarthy lmao
>>43280890no im hairy penis
>>43280789Chad
>>43280867it's gonna be a while, but the rapey tendrils were at least a little bit of gay sex stuff at leasthe still needs to meet the pilots, then go on a sortie(?) with them, then choose one pilot to work with (romance), and then progress enough along that route for sex to happen. Some routes have it fairly early, one doesn't have it until near the end, and the other only has it as rape right before the end
>>43280901trim that down, no one's trying to floss their teeth
farted while jerking off i feel like jabba the hutt
>>43280920your bootyhole is crying out for cock
Sources tell me cezary is stablePlease god
>>43280672Well it's a tactic to appear nicer, basically, I put less pressure on him because i'm giving him the option to not msg me if he doesn't want to. So basically I still don't have his number, and he can decide if he's not giving me his. But if he wants to talk to me, he still can!>>43280709Thank you bro! It's hard being autistic. I swear I spent hours thinking and planning what to say in my head, and I almost vomit after it. Still I don't think I appeared that much nerveous, we had a little talk which was not bad.Welp, i'm gonna study now. Hopefully he msg me ^^
Should I find a cute bottom twink on sniffies to fuck or is it a bad idea? Have had a few message me. Also I have no experience with anal, not sure if that's a dealbreaker for most bottoms or if they're happy to teach me.
>>43280789How tall are you guys? I'm 175cm (thats 5'9 feets and toes or we tf americans use)
>>43280929I'd be more concerned about the stability of whatever he is sitting or standing on
>>43280930>Well it's a tactic to appear nicer, basically, I put less pressure on him because i'm giving him the option to not msg me if he doesn't want to. So basically I still don't have his number, and he can decide if he's not giving me his. But if he wants to talk to me, he still can!ok now the autism larp is believable...
>>43280932do it, tell me how it goes, and then i'll decide if i want to do the same thing
>>43280908i dont wanna ill get ingrowns need to get my shaft lazered fr
>>43280926hawk tuah i'd fart on that thang
>>43280934tfw 5'9" as wellpainfully tall as a bottom in AmericaI'll never find my 6'4" size difference dom top bf
>>43280930Are you from deutscheland
>>43280867There is no Shizas in Bath Sinks Pierogies.>avatar is 20 years and olderI... am... ancient...
>>43280950i trim the hair on my shaft down using a trimmer with a guard. people who use a razor are very bold but it's not for me. i like hair anyway
I NEED ALL POONERS TO EXIT THE THREAD RIGHT NOW
>>43280932no you'll get cooties and then dozens of little vagibas will grow on your penis
idk i think we can leave capitalism behind in the new world until our population size increases
>>43280941Omg my morroeind drawings!!!!What mods did you use after all???I love that flame atronach.>>43280954Is this a nord fucking a bosmer/altmer?
>>43280956No, sorry.Are you asking me this because i'm very polite and an ESL?
>>43280954trvke my dad is is the only 6'4 man ive been with so far
>>43280980no that's paige drawing her and her father in rp scenarios
>>43280985No it because you use zis "^^" ^^
>>43280980>What mods did you use after all???idk it's like 161mainly bug fixes and patches and UI stuff, though some gameplay stuff like a survival camping mod and poisoning and stuff>flame atronachty, I think it looks cool too desu. >Is this a nord fucking a bosmer/altmer?yeah, an altmer
>>43280989you fucked your dad?!
>>43280941You are the cathy to shizas abby lee miller
>>43281017Wig
>>43281003Holy shit that fucking altmer has some aura.I really like morrowind designs, it all feels exotic and fresh. Look at the orcish armor for instance, samurai orcs? Hell yeah. And the shield are also cool. Both orcish and daedric shields are giant screaming faces which is super cool.
anyone noticed that bananas don't open the way they used to i used to be able to push this way and the stem would fold backwards to open it up but now the stems remain in place and it splits down the back. shit sucks
>>43281017cathy was a proper rival to abby though, page has neither the charisma nor uniqueness nor nerve nor talent
>>43281034yeah I love the designs, very different which is cool
>>43281042i have ever only opened my bananas upside down
>>43281013Nothing better than the dick that made you <3 i love my dads big white cock
>>43281042something something black people tik tok fake chicken
>>43281046that's rich coming from someone who only has UN herself
>>43281046I also don't care enough desu, I just toss out low effort shitposts bc your an easy target and fat
>>43281057first you steal my sassy stan twt gifs now ur coming for pages bit too, attenzione pickpocket!
>>43281042banyanya
>>43281057post old daddy BWC grandfather cock swinging
>>43280789How do I get a tall bf? :'(
>>43281051that's psychotic>>43281059yea yea i know polish people don't have access to fresh fruit so you associate it with black people my post was intended for those of us in the first world
>>43281046>>43281063>>43281066>>43281029
>>43281073by wettin de whichcraft
>>43281091I look like this and have this done to me
>>43281073Easily, you can call me up. I'm not like picrelated tho, I'm old, ugly, fat, have the opposite of BWC but if you're looking for... you got it lady!
>>43281103Pics
>>43281075if you don't open it upside down then it won't look like the cartoons
>>43281091do they ever edge the tied up boys oiled up cock
i don't get how people find wedgies sexually arousingbart simpson ass fetish
>>43281042i think it’s because they harvest them earlier now but it could be more complex than that maybe a new cultivar took over for example
>>43281123everyone wants to fuck their bully
>>43281073wow what a hot boyI love the tan linewho is he and do you have more?
>>43281066Hey polish bitch, wanna watch drag race finale tommorow together?
Yessss if clavicular survives its actually gonna happen safe him vicky
>>43281123I'm not the anon who posted that gif but love wedgies. I can explain to you in great detail why I find them arousing but it also differs from person to person. There are probably things you're into that I don't really get.
>>43281073shiza if she wasn't a tranny and locked the fuck in since her early teen years
>>43281112it's been a while since I've got to do any shibari or related stuff but here's something
this thread is either really disgusting or really hot no in between
>>43281167Pits
>>43281145what happened to him>>43281112and another onecba to find more tho sorry
>>43281135have wedgies even been a thing with bullies since like, the 90s? it feels a bit antiquated>>43281148touche anon. go with god. i hope you have someone or find someone to wedige or get wedgied by
>>43281158>3 water bottlesYou just know his piss sound like someones in the bathroom frying chicken
>>43281151if i locked in i wouldve been latinx got italso>>43281073we rly rly rly need the @ sis>>43281075we have a consistent supply of bananas at my house and they open the right way>>43281141im still in countryside tmrw
>>43281176skelly pits
>>43281158Damn you playful teasing BAC domtops!!!!!!!
>>43280789would you pick a tall bf or a big dick bf?
>>43281165this is hot, and the jeans staying on makes it hotter >>43281178but this is abu ghraib tier, i don't get this at all. if someone jerked off to this i would assume they'd also get hard at like, a tutankhamen exhibition
>>43281216I'm a tall bf so it's must be obvious that I would choose
>>43281178Me playing with the monster i found in silent hill
>>43281073I swear I can clock an Italian like its a fucking superpower or something.
think bout dat. 21st century breakdown
>>43281245dark eyes, stunningly attractive, curly hair, but you can tell he's not particularly brightof course he's italian
>>43281221I enjoyed the tie but holy fuck was it hot, I was drenched in sweat afterwards bc of the sheet and also duct tape under the sheet
he can even be manchurian idgaf i wanna see that cawk
>>43281233an even taller bf yeah we know girl *eyeroll*
yeah yeah YEAH
dongbei bf
furry bf
>>43281042I don't like when the tip gets mushed, so I use my thumbnail to score the spot the arrow is pointing to and I pull it slightly up and away to keep pressure off the tip.I have always done it this way and it has always worked the same
>i'm a good person
>>43281138>>43281195>>43281245I don't want to dox him but he does UFC stuff and goes to my school. The only nude I have of him is this one of his softie that got passed around and I just cropped it. Yes, I think he is Italian lol
>normal words>but a horse guy
>>43281325i'll try this next time ty anon
Are owala bottles still trendy or should I get something else?
>>43281340yeah okay keep gatekeeping for your little larp sesh idgaf
post hot men tho
Is it a turn off if a guy you're seeing tells you he doesn't listen to music?Asking for myself
>>43281340post uncropped version i can smell off that he has a strong young virile veiny muskular bwc
>>43281356no im busy
>>43281356
>>43281352Not sure what you mean. I just responded to people with what I know and I don't want to get banned.>>43281362https://litter.catbox.moe/f6eckebjsu21x4l3.jpg
>>43281340>that got passed aroundhmm?
>>43281360Depends the explanation.If he's just into other forms of consumptive media and is just really out of touch with music trends and doesn't listen often, yeah that's ok.If he hates music and complains about it that might be a little more restrictive and anti-fun than I'm looking for, personally.
>>43281282Shut up bitch, you were supposed to think it's a BWC bf to balance me out and I were to say that no it's actually a taller bf, to the point where he looks like a lanky ayylmao monster. Do it again.
>>43281360not liking music at all sounds a lil psychopathic if u ask me
sybau balding white pig no one is listening to you anyway
>>43280801The height requirement is the only thing stopping me from finding love, obviously
>>43281360yeh, that's weird
>>43281216Tall bf. i can always buy a bigger dildo if he's lacking.
>hey babe what's up>Folding your panties uwu>They're briefs!!No tighty whitey bf to rage bait, there's not much keeping me going atp tbqph
>>43281347why do you need to drink water out of something 'trendy'. just because you're gay doesn't mean you have to be a fag anon!
y is she bringing up the modesto freak again?is she mental? did he done already broke her?
>>43281384no. I beat you fair and square.
>>43281216The one that makes more moneyyyy!Height and cock size are irrelevant. Stools exist, and as the other anon pointed out, dildos, both of which must be aquired with moneyyy!
money honey, thrust
Advice when with a straight guyThey will be lousy lays unless you order them to dick slap you because they don't know they can. It loosens them up and really moves the ball down the field.They are weird about buttholes if its anal. They will want to finger you. I have no idea why. They love being rimmed but wont ask you. Generally they will want to try a lot of stuff they wont ask their girl, which is why the dick slap is important to break the ice.The "Bucket List" straight. This guy wants to try everything at once. Do not let them try to blow you ever. It doesn't matter if they like it or not, it will fuck with their head and then they will blame you. They can give you a quick handie but thats it.
>>43281410>just because you're gay doesn't mean you have to be a fagwords to live by, truly
i havent eaten all day other than a bagel for brekkie to take meds
>>43281430Feed shiza and Eat her Apartheid Ravioloni
>>43281292Mmmhmmmm
>>43280930Scenarios in your head will never be what real life is so go with the flowTalk to people like they are friends. Like there is no need to hesitation how you talk, you talk naturally as with a friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6pKcePZcsshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu7klP-yQYc
>>43281444stfu terje you spend your time here larping wtf do you know about natural human interaction
>>43281331Your a good person you dindu nuffin wronh you didnt cause or manifest this you deserve a happy healthy life
>>43281432>i havent eatenAs believable as Timur being a man that doesn't go the scenarios in her head lol
Rapists deserve castration
>>43281383>>43281385I don't listen to music because I find most of it annoying and repetitive, I just vibe with the silence in my head. I don't flip out when music is played though. It just doesn't do anything for me.
>>43281376that clitty is YEARNING for cage and black panties with flowers smn fierce
>>43281455on wig purrr
>>43281360I was listening to music a lot, could go all day, but now prefer the silence if I don't need or want to watch a video on YT or play a game f.e.>>43281459I can relate. Do you have a playlist in your head? I'm listening to something rn
>>43281458incest baby
>>43281410Usually the trendy ones have some new cool feature that makes them go viral.Like how awala has the double spout and spiders can't get inside.Also I need to be the most fuckable twink on the planet fitness stair master, and that doesn't come without sacrifices, like being called a fag occasionally
>>43281459wwyd if your bf listens to music 24/7 and has a ginormous collection even bigger than his huge penis that is very big btw
If I have a 7 inch+ BP length when I straighten the curve of my dick, am I hung? [spoiler] No I will not post a pic but am working on my body dysmorphia. Pls be nice :( [/spoiler]
>>43281413I don't play with you anymore. It reads like you're not a really tall person.
>>43281455the irony is not lost on me but this is a fact, mostly cuz i didn't wanna cook mediocre dindin while being filthy from the work outside, now im washed other than my balls and were going shopping to buy some good stuff, so basically yeah i didnt eat but just so i can REALLY EAT soon
>>43281498whats a bp
>>43281498>[spoiler] No I will not post a pic but am working on my body dysmorphia. Pls be nice :( [/spoiler]Post hard sexy hot dripping dick pics hung daddy
>>43281498benis :DDD
>>43281376>https://litter.catbox.moe/f6eckebjsu21x4l3.jpgballs haven't dropped yetI want to torture those tight little nuts and watch him squirm around
>>43281525black penis
>>43281525No bone pressed lol
>>43281376Why is no one reacting to the guys dick everyone just drenched they panties over thats suspicious thats weird
>>43281538idk it looks weird i think its ai or sum other weird shit
>>432814987 inches is really big anon, it's a pretty rare length, tbqph 6 inches is big and a whole extra inch or more of dick is a lot
>>43281528If I knew it couldn’t be traced back to me and I wouldn’t lose my job I’d do so in a heartbeat! You’ll have to use your imagination
>>43281556you look like Mother Mary
I want to see foreskins of gaygen.
>>43281557:) yay [spolier] Working through body issues with therapist and being able to realize I am legit hot is one of the things we’re working on. It’s weird to hate yourself for so long and then suddenly realize you’re a stud. Mental illness goes brrrrr [/spoiler]
>>43281554it was the same person trying to convince everyone that white people are attractive
>>43281578Ok as you can obviously see from my inability to spoiler text brains are not my strong suit
>>43281570what are the motives behind this post
>>43281498I'm 7 as well but never refer to myself as hung, just as a good size.
>>43281554I didn't notice it was posted. Dick is meh but I find him hot in general.
my mind isn a emigna
>>43281586newfag or larp call it
>>43281589K. I do same but can’t tell if that’s just cause we hate ourselves and can’t appreciate our bodies?
>>43281589same. seven is above average but it doesn't feel like it's long enough to call it a b(whatevercolor)c
>>43281602It's good to be humble.
>>43281484people have been drinking water since "people" existed there's no way you're really stupid enough enough to fall for their marketing that "new features" justify buying yet another water bott->fuckable twinknvm sweetiepie go ahead and buy it if it makes you happy, then replace it in 12 months with the awala 2.0
>>43281598What do I have to gain from larping? I’m not gonna hook up with any of you. I’m fishing for compliments cause I’m learning to love my body. Simple as that. Slut for praise
>>43281613ok im leaning larp rn
7 or up is big5 or less is smallAnything in between is normal
>>43281609:P I did that for too long and hated myself. I was bullied so much my mind morphed and I convinced myself I was hideous. With all due respect: fuck that. I wanna be proud of my body
Awawa
>>43281564I mean it in a good way and I've talked to literal certified schizos with mania of persecutory delusions, so please listen to this: you are not that important and not too much of a hassle for others to sniff out who you are supposed to be irl. Make it hard, take a pic, run it through any metadata removal tool, connect to a VPN, upload it to catbox and post it here, as if it's an alleged dick twin of yours. No one will care and you won't be traced back, because who the fuck cares about your dick at job? Be a good boy, let me see what real men pack in their pants, compare it to my white clit and be happy
Beatles real love
What are you doing for the planetary alignment 2morrow? 4 planets (Saturn, Mars, Mercury, Neptune) will align. April is the fourth month of the year. It will happen on the third saturday (Saturn day, sixth day of the week) of april. It will be the 18th day of the month (6+6+6) and the 108th day of the year (36+36+36).
Whatever. Sorry for ruining thread. Hope you all have a nice Friday. Thank you for the kind words and reassurance <3
>>43281632i might play wow
>>43281632I have a penis, anon. But to answer your question I'll be working.
>ooh ooh my wiener is so small and dainty i'm only a mere 7 inches i can't brag it's just a good sizeevery time one of you fuckers says some shit like this i walk my four inch having ass outside and feed a stray cat into an ATM. hope that makes you guys happy, that you made me do that.
>>43281073post more of him
>>43281623So you go from one extremely to the other
>>43281645sorry anon, it's the burden of those who are on the cusp of greatness
>>43281645I’m sorry. I hope the cats are very cuddly and give you lots of love anon. I didn’t bring it up to put anyone else down. Shit like >>43281629Makes me very uncomfortable as does any humiliation stuff. I hate bullies. I’m sorry for making you feel bad. Not my intention <3
>>43281510Shiza I love you and it's all a part of catty bitchy game but first of allI don't need to know which body part of your is unwashed at the moment, zip it bitch and save it for someone special when you find himSecond, have a nice hearthy meal because I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU EAT AT ALL, you may consume sustenance, BUT EAT IT UP — that's a nono
>>43281647sybau samefag
>>43281662Oh I misread that. That was a Patrick Bateman joke. Don’t hurt animals or even joke about it. Not cool
>>43281578Spoiler text doesn't work on this board anon, and it's important to have realistic expectations and feel confident in your appearance, keep working on it ;o>>43281611Yeah and people have been inventing convenient ways to transport water since shortly after, hello?
>>43281645I am cats are pests
>>43281690Oh. Lol. Thank you!!!
wtf is wrong with bitches. fuck off already
>>43281726crunchy on the outside juicy on the inside
he has nothing and nobody else
guys i'm kinda lanky
I have an average sized wang and love kitties. Who want me? You? Sorry cat hating size queen. I don't fw you :()
>>43280789i think tall men should all be bottoms
>>43281676just for that player i'm gonna go out and shoot a puppy with a bb gun
bitch just publish your yaoi anyways nobody will care
I wish a hot guy would forcibly castrate me and then cuddle with me after and kiss me and call me his boywife
>>43280964>>43280950are you guys circumcised
>>43281746So cute and pretty
>>43281374post uncensored
>>43281765Naur and it literally grows right up to my freskin i mustve pissed some powerful gypsy witch off
>>43281765yeah...>>43280964
>>43281746yes excellent keep them in the TRASH where they BELONG disgusting creatures
>>43281754This is bait. You just want me to say I’ll punish you ;)
>>43281602I think it's more fun to over deliver.
thought today was going to be productiveit is not
>>43281779https://litter.catbox.moe/7mfvep.jpg
>>43281782let me see? are you hairy otherwise?>>43281784you too
>>43281766Just like you>>43281793I bottoms in the trash where they belong:()
>>43281809thanks. do you know his socials?
I had a dream I was being fisted by two men and a woman and the men were explaining to get large toys in my ass is like wrestling an unruly dog into a pet crate
I woke up diamonds from a dream where i was sucking on huge white tits with large nipples. Ig i had gay conversion therapy in my sleep.
…am I the only top here?
>>43281824Anon noooo
>>43281833gaymerboyjax>>43281859no
>>43281859no
>>43281796i was seeing if you would get the little shop of horrors referencebut i will not flirt with you and indulge the big penis menace!
>>43281864cute pic poonah!!!
>>43281864hehe
>>43281502I never claimed to be tall you balding donkey
>>43281871i don't know what to make of him. nice dick but the face annoys me....and he's on bluesky fucking an anaconda popcorn bucket
>>43281904> fucking an anaconda popcorn bucketbsaed based based
>>43281882Oh how could I have missed that! You got me! I failed myself there
>>43281910i mean...maybe?
how to acquire cute bear bf
im just hanging out
sometimes i think about that fleshlight that's shaped like a horsecock and you put your dick into the urethra of it
>>43281477Nah my head's usually just dead silence or me arguing with myself about stupid shit.
>>43281942Ok well don't.
This happens to you - what do you do?
>>43281487I'd treat him to a pair of outrageously expensive noise cancelling headphones and then I would suck his penis
>>43281904doesn't look particularly appealing to stick your dick into desu
>>43281950Your not funny or interesting and you have a vagina
>>43281950rub my poon clit viciously in his face
>>43281932Gay bears don't fuck twinks, you need to find a DL bisexual and suck his soul so good he wants to consistently cheat on his wife with just you for a couple months, and you can cuddle and stuff when she's at work
>>43281971rare goated mr pancakes post
>>43281958it isn't but maybe he wedged a tenga or something in the mouth. you can't see inside in the vid. anyway, he's a furry too which is a step too far for me
bitches are annoying as fuck.
>>43281990>he's a furry toobased based based based
I feel like posting more often lately
Yes
>>43281958Lmaooo, Apple was seriously THAT jealous of the google phone vizors.
>>43281986>for a couple monthsgood on you for not pretending it would last longer or lead to anything serious
>>43281347Get a Hydro flask if you're basic, a Yeti if you're a bro or just a glass from your kitchen if you're not trying to impress anyone on Tiktok
>>43282027I learned my lessons the hard way now I have to guide the new generation so they can avoid the same pitfalls
>>43282001his onlyfans is interesting if you're into paying for porn. he seems to have a thing for fucking popcorn buckets
Do you think he's hot?
>I feel like posting more because everyone here dislikes meno shit. people like you thorny and methy only get interaction from general public here and irl when its negative
>>43281986idk i'm a twink and i've been hit up before by bears
>>43281665i got quattro fromagi in the oven rnalso i need you to know my balls stink really bad prolly the funkiest theyve been in years, testosterone is a bitch sometimesalso at the ladybug shop there were soaps with ai generated half naked beefy furry men and that weirded me tf out
>>43282048
>>43282036you're like a fairy fagmother godbless
>>43282062whole ass hour between that post before and now and you haven't washed yourself... yikes sis
>Kurowashiwtf isn't that bleagle handle
what the fuck is a kurowashi
>>43282062Wash and powder your balls faggot, you're not a girl anymore.
>>43281245Congrats you can identify one group that literally has a stereotype for everything. It's like being able to spot water is wet.
>>43282058When I'm posting normally ppl don't think it's me because they have their little biased ideas about me, that I'm behind every post they dislike.
>>43282048was he iceman?
>>43282078yeah well i cant take a whole ass shower here because the water is ice cold i just washed up in a bowl gonna take a shower tmrw when im back home xoxo
ALL POONERS EXIT THE THREAD NOW, THIS IS THE LAST WARNING. CIS MEN ONLY
>>43282086who the fuck powders theyre balls are you a toddler nigga
>>43282059my first time as a teen was with a bear bears love twinks this anon just b saying anything
pooner morrissey be like:i would have sex tonight but i haven't got a dick to bare!
>>43282095I don't knowHes in The Following and hot in it
nawwww wtf is blud doing like fr
>>43282081a sumo wrestler
>>43282058idk who you are but you are absolutely right
>>43282115the internet really likes to amplify the meme that gay dudes only like to date/fuck their clones but it's only like 75% true
>>43282112Who doesn't wash his balls?(Here's a set up - go ahead. But really)
petting zoo but it's just gay men in fursuits
>>43282138we would know each other if they just gave us ids already
>>43282106>>43281392
>>43282152the only part of a man i want to pet is his cock and balls
>>43282152Yes yes yes we need more of this
>>43281932Step 1: Become a bear
what brand of underwear are you wearing?
petting zoo but its just zoomers behind acwall with only their broccoli pubes hairy legs and pits exposed
>>43282158that doesn’t look like a pooner
>>43282170some no name chinese shit that fits poorly
>>43282163what's your fursona mx pancakes
>>43282112People who have moisture issues because something isbpreventing them from keeping their balls dry.Usually that's a medical reason and not just letting sweat, piss, and pre rot in your undies for a whole week.
>>43282170Cesarino Bartecciolli, it's italian
>>43282170who the fuck wears underwear at home my dick and balls are hanging free in my pyjamas
>>43282190lol
>>43282192post pic
you would date a sexually confused bisexual and turn him into your bottom bf?
>>43282186ok well i dont so>>43282147get a grip nigger
>>43282170>>43282192me because i haven't showered yet since i came home from work. i'm wearing fruit of the loombut after showering i'll be freeballing in pajama shorts
>>43282192Sorry that question was only for the employed posters that aren't still in bed past noon
>>43282211i'm gonna call your boss and tell him that his gay employee is using a racist website during work hours lil hoe
be gay and recycle>>43280791>>43280791>>43280791>>43280791
It's hard to tell how much my "straight" friend is joking and how much of it is >haha, unless...Examples:>went to a hotel over the weekend with a group to get wasted and watch UFC, there were 2 beds and he and I shared one, he ended up cuddling with me one night while sleeping (he warned me beforehand it might happen, claims he does it out of habit because he did it with his gf), never told him or anyone about it>acted extremely gay with his (very good looking) actually-straight best friend, called each other husbands, groped, lots of gay jokes>gropes guys all the time, he tried it with me once and I instinctively immediately pushed his hand away and he stopped>winks and makes kissy faces all the time>very interested in my romantic life and makes comments whenever I look at a woman (I was closeted when we still hung out, not anymore but haven't told him yet)>posted a pic of my new car and he commented saying he wants us to "crack" in the backseatDisclaimer: his best friend moved away, then he moved, I'm moving over near him for work in a couple months.Straight guys can act really fucking gay but with this dude I legitimately wonder.
>>432814301 and 1 meaning only!FIRST ENCOUNTER ASSAULT RECON!
>>43282263i hate that i played the same games as you, i did this one when i was 11 or 12 tho
>>43282274>i hatey faggtot?!
>>43282177A bear :3
