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music edition
qott: is music for fags that don't read?
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no reading is for fags that don't music
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i love music! t. drooling retard
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>>43364293
hi
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i want a moder friend that will let me give her blowjobs, handjobs, etc.
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no penetration?
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>>43364293
can we be friends in a mcdouble sort of way
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im not sure if the mcdouble advertising campaign is justified for this small audience
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my dad wont agree that im rape bait
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>>43364213
reading and music are for fags who can't stare blankly into space in complete silence for 16 hours a day
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what ever godawful music trannies listen to is for fags who can't read, most other music is not.
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lmao what a retarded take. trans ppl listen to good music all the time lmao. my favorite artists are probably jane remover, sewerslvt, 100 gecs, megan thee stallion (also a minority, like trans)
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>>43364347
i’d let her have free use of my ass but i’m not very good at topping
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>>43364486
omg, so what's the catch?
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>>43364567
the catch is i need cock
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>>43364213
just stop being men
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>>43364584
that's not a catch, though!
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>>43364586
we're transgender women, you phobe
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>>43364606
>manmoder
?
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hi my names josh
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>manmoder
!
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>>43364630
what can i do for you?
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>>43364596
the catch is i’m brown
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>>43364651
nta but you can do me
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>>43364652
that's only a catch for racists
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i shaved my whole body and wore lace panties and a cami to bed, woke up super horny
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i read music while i listen to books fuck u all
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oh yeah i bet you couldn't do that while i jerk you off, FAGGOT
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>>43364670
yeah of course
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>>43364651
stop being a man
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>>43364720
i'm a transgender woman, you phobe
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>>43364726
no you're not
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>>43364731
yes i am
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that's literally nona
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music is the primal art, ectypal art, the master art: the art from which all other arts are derived. reading is music for fags
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>>43364752
holy shit make out with me plz
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im still upset by that ending like goddamn dude
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my ending will be celebrated
jk nobody will notice i'm gone (until the neighbours notice that something smells real bad)
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>>43364761
get over it
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>>43364759
why would you want to make out with arthur schopenhauer lol
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>heterosexuality is actually revolutionary because they're both trans this time the end
like oh my god bruh fuck off
>>43364805
no it literally undermines the books entire text
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>>43364804
give me your discord and i'll check if you're alive every day and then mourn if you don't respond
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>reading queer romance slop
brought it on yourself
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>>43364849
st4t is such a stain on the world
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>>43364857
it was horror, had an incredibly intelligent commentary on fascism too. it's just the ending that sucked, ignoring the last chapter and it's one of the best books ive read this by far
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>>43364869
this year*, im seething
>>43364869
literally i stg
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>>43364869
>had an incredibly intelligent commentary on fascism too
lol sure it did
"this dumb genre fiction is actually clever social commentary"
ok bro
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>>43364883
nta but why are you so bitter
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licking a bitter moder
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>>43364895
it's just disheartening remembering all of you are illiterate
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>>43364902
i'm far more literate than you
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>>43364883
what
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i mog you and im tired of pretending that everyone mogs me
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i need some cock but don’t know any moders irl
my dating pool is incredibly small because i only date moders
where is my moder top gf?
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why does it have to be a moder
most of the people here are bottoms anyways and making someone top is abuse some would say
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what a dogshit ending oh my god bruh
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>>43364996
because i myself am a moder
and if there are no tops here that’s fine
i just won’t date anyone then
switch4bottom is unbalanced
bottom4bottom is trash
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the top shortage is so tragic. all the tops are getting snatched up
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>>43364293
hi

>>43364353
You can be large fries to my mcdouble
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im a top >_<
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any moders want to cuddle up under my blankets in the warmth of my bedjet
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i'm a top too
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none of you niggas are tops lmao
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ozempic is unironically worse than opioids
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>>43365095
weird take
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>>43365129
you know im right
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>>43365075
when i used to play ultimate i ended up in a lobby with someone named "femtop" whom i roundly mocked with dedede. they were a very poor sport about it. soured me on femtops des
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>>43365140
You aren't
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moder dating is cooked
i just wanted to be someone’s sweet, loving, affectionate gf
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>>43365168
shut up retard you're a misogynist
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>>43365186
hi wanna spend 24 hours a day with me
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>>43365186
bf* you're not women
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>>43365193
that’s a little bit too much time together just having met someone
>>43365196
thanks for reminding me that not only does nobody wish to date me, but i’m not even a woman
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>>43365215
we could meet in the middle at 12? :\
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>>43365215
;)
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I would date a manmoder but we should just be romantic and affectionate while mutually having no libido because the dynamics of moder sex don't work out, every single moder wants bottom even if they top so it wouldn't be satisfying
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men are not people
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im throwing up and crying and thinking about hanging my self or maybe only cutting a bit
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>>43365278
can I see
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>>43365291
i showed my hole recently
what do you wanna see, cuts? i could could something if you want
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>>43365306
cut like a pentagram on your tummy or thighs
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what if we all smiled and held hands
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>>43365350
faggot
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>>43365350
im agoraphobic sorry
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>>43365332

https://litter.catbox.moe/3h07aavyywq196mb.jpg

i cant cut deep :(
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>>43365473
lol good girl
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>>43365505
im like 30 andmale
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>>43365520
ok now cut deeper, getting drunk helps
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wtf am i doing with my life bruh go clean the blood off your thigh you silly bitch
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>carving your skin
that’s real pussy coded
go whittle on a piece of basswood like a real man
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why do they call it cowkini when you of in the moder out hot cow the der
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>>43365649
>when you of in the moder out hot cow the der
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essence of moder
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>>43365679
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>sorry the only way to make sure kids don't look at porn is by making it so everyone has to give their ids and faces to corporations
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>>43365747
>"Absolutely not. You bought yourself a week, kiddo. Now get out of my office."
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ok but I wish I could get pregnant to give my gf cute mixed babies
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>>43365831
stop expressing dissent against the panopticon or we will be forced to send you to the reeducation camp
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getting modelested
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im a fag that don't read and i'm always listening to something because i start thinking about ending my fag life if there's nothing distracting me
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I put estrogen in my belly fat once a week for literally no reason at all
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>>43366169
same except i alternate thighs. i told my endo i alternate thighs and her immediate response was "you should have your bf do your injection in your butt!" lol
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i do it because i have an addiction
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i do it because it gets my peepee hard
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>>43366264
based and same
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but what if it stopped getting hard
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>>43366304
there's no risk of that since i jack off incessantly
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my manager keeps touching me
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>>43366304
idc desu, makes the peepee of the mind hard yknow
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he's manning you duh. it's in the name
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my dick didn't get smaller
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my girl breakfast
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what if the manager was a man-agervand they made sure you were ngmi
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>>43366398
im so sleepy i thought it said boobsicle and couldn't believe my eyes
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what babytranny resources should t4 gens have in ops
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>>43366109
getting mcdoubled
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getting mceiffel towered
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>>43366398
too many caffeines
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>>43366398
el buen sabor de la diarrhéa
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>>43366554
i know >_< i have a super high tolerance because i am depressed and caffeine is my only motivation to get out of bed
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>>43366618
make sure you have a theanine too
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>>43366646
I actually take 200mg of l-theanine every morning and every night, it helps keep me calm :)
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good girl
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rawdogging life or life rawdogging you
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>babytranny
why is every aspect of being a tranny a humiliation ritual
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>>43366715
you're not transitioning for your humiliation kink?
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fridge-like men on estrogen in your area
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im using a diapie >_<
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>>43366746
no im repressing my humiliation kink
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>>43366715
due to patriarchy and sexism
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due to me cumming in my sissy panties
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bro cumming down my throat while i cum in my sissy panties
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need another bpd woman to awaken something in me (the last one forcibly puppygirl'd me)
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it's selfsuck saturday but i can't even get close to licking the tip..
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>>43367058
damn thats hot
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>>43367118
she also discarded me like an unwanted dog when she was done so i got the full experience
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it's ok just let it drip on your dumb fag face bro
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>>43367103
you have to be big
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anorexic bpd twink general
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>>43367186
wait no dont exclude me im fat i have nowhere else to post
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i was never a twink just a skinnyfat nerd
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>>43367199
cute
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>>43367199
post hole and cones
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i genuinely can't tell if you guys are fucking with me or you actually find skinnyfat moders hot.
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i haven't seen you but I genuinely do think skinnyfat manmoder is an attractive kind of person
I hope a moid throws you around and calls you a cute loser in the near future xo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT9lwMakwv8

who's your master, mmg?
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reminding me that i’m fat
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doing my nails rn, should I go for neon green or strawberry red
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i want a moder gf to kiss deeply over and over
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bros it is saturday please fucking post what the fuuuuck
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>posting on my day off
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what info did you wish was available when you first started im making a thing
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GRGHJH i NRED my BOYFRIEND to FUCK me while he BITES MY NECK FROM BEHIND
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>>43368124
idk i dunno what i dunno i take me shot every week and put the prog up my butt
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>>43368165
>injection how-to
good call
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>>43368111
same i wish i had literally anything else to do
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>>43368133
i have never and will never have sex
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>>43368124
desu all the information in the world wouldn't have helped me i just needed someone to hug me and tell me i wasn't broken
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>>43368521
i dont think i can do a hug on there sry anon
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tfw no physically abusive moder bf/gf
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>>43368670
i don't even want to be abused anymore i just want to be loved
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stop posting about sex all day
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>>43368685
what should we post about
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i need to fuck someone
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can someone post a vocaroo calling me a good puppy
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>>43368688
white nationalism
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>>43368695
id rather post about sex, and that's saying something
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nazism and sex are two sides of the same evil coin
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moder ethnostate
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asexuals really are the devil
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>>43368722
good point, i'm committed to celibacy and maoism third worldism now
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>>43364213
My music is for gay men on hard drugs
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>>43368688
food and tv shows
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>>43368743
i'm gay and use hard drugs anon, can you post some music for me?
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anyone know a tv show where they have sex with food
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>>43368750
i don't watch tv and idk what to talk about w/ food
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sure

https://soundcloud.com/ilian-tape/itps099-stojche
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i wish i had a coleslaw
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dubs and i get out of bed and do something with the rest of my saturday
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>>43368841
sorry you have to stay in bed now
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>>43368857
can i at least get up to pee
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>>43368861
no
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i keep getting ads for hiv meds. dont they know im a lesbian and we dont get hiv.
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get tested regularly idiot
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>>43368945
ive never been tested (ive never had sex)
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idc get tested
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gonna get a nose ring next week BTW uwu
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i got tested because my gp looked over my chart saw estrogen + progesterone and added an std panel. he said "sissy boys like you cant stay clean for more than a minute"
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trv I had gonnorhea once
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i get prep ads and i've only potentially been exposed to syphilis
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wdym potentially exposed?
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he didnt tell me he mightve got it from someone else until after we did it but i tested clean anyways
such are trannyfuckers
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serious question, is it possible to date as a manmoder, im so fucking lonely
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i don't tell people i have herp
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i had sex with lots of immigrants from the middle east
i think by now i got fucked by more circumcised dicks than uncircumcised
i hope i have hiv

>>43369282
i had about 20 sexual encounters during the last two months or so and am more lonely than ever
i just ate 5 snickers bars and a bag of m and ms and a lot of pastry and chocolate milk and now im probably gonna puke and then eat some crisps

when i made my second pot of pasta this evening, my mom saw me crying while cooking the pasta
when i just returned from the supermarket, i was crying because i felt so lonely and saw young, slim and healthy looking pretty women and young, pretty men. i dont know what to do but i ate too much to kill myself now
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>>43369321
i want a loving relationship not 20 sexual encounters ;-;
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asked someone genuinely what they thought my cup size was and she said AA
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>>43369282
Not really. Everyone says it's easy to get a t4t relationship so you can just honmode, however I don't believe this is true.
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>>43369282
yes but only if ur okay dating gay men and getting he/him'd.
Pick your poison kinda thing...
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>>43369459
hmm, guess ill die alone
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>>43369535
have hope
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just honmode babe
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what if i honmoded and i was ugly with it
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i can't honmode because i'm so bricked i can wear all women's clothing and still read as presenting male (i know this from real life experience)
i can't even pass as a hon
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>>43369577
same
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a mmelt bar and 7oh are fighting in my tummy
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>>43367058
thought you quit those
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>>43369639
sometimes i lie on the internet for fun
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my ass and hips are too big ngl I bought a moms jeans the exact size the site recommended and it's a bit tight >_<
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i hope you brought enough ass and hips to share with the rest of the class...
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i am angular to an ungodly degree
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>>43369635
dubs and i pop one
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>>43369781
do it anyway don't let a number dictate your life
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dubs and we finally let this general die
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i am gonna start honmoding and date hons since manmoders don’t even like to date other manmoders (me)
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>>43369715
for my gf eyes only plus you're all raciats you dont get to see my ass
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im not racist :(
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i'm racist but like in a way where i'm not prejudiced against people for their race
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someone tell me something terrible about me i’m going to cut
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>>43369903
you're a good girl and deserve to be loved
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should I do my hair? its raining and I bet its just going to curl up again.
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now send a vocaroo saying goos girl
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>>43369907
>>43369925
shut up
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need goose girl gf
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>>43369935
rapist
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>>43369957
IVE BEEN RAPED RECEPTIVE ANAL IS RAPE IT FEELS LIKE RAPE
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maybe I should stop doing unknown research chemicals...
When I came out the club this morning, I got into a cab and the guy was like
>don't worry we'll go to my place and I'll drop you off on the way
As he drove, further and further outside the city, I realized there's literally nothing I could do to escape if this guy was kidnapping me rn. Turns out he just ripped me off by taking a major detour... but holy shit was I on edge during that ride
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>>43369918
please don't straighten you hair
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>>43369967
you should have slobbed on it
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>>43369962
i don't give a shit bitch you probably deserved
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>>43369977
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND MY PHONE WAS EMPTY!
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>>43369969
I do it every day o_o
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>>43369983
you can literally just cheat
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>>43369981
say it to my face i want to hear your voice
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>>43369997
I don't want to tho?
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im racist+ (i also hate my own race)
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i hate white people and i have a narrow definition of white that does not include me
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i want a big booty latina trans that will treat me like a faggot and cum on my face
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i hate fat chicks so much bros
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very funny
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>>43370082
https://youtu.be/fcJ3HtIt3sI?si=WGA1FWvzi4qYKmIY
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feeling too good might watch dominion later
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>>43369699
post milfmoder hips slut
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I'd just not open the door
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anyone know how to get a voice like avasarala from the expanse
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>>43370121
if you cross the threshold that means i can legally rape you
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how come every straight girlmoding transwoman is a hung top but every manmoder is an ultra dysphoric strict bottom
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>>43370153
because god hates us
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>>43370153
i'm a mid-sized top
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>>43369987
this is violence curly hair means you're an angel don't hurt yourself
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My hair is such shit. Even though I recovered some hair I should still get a fancy wig
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>>43370153
manmoding = submitting to social norms which can be an indicator of general submissiveness.
the inverse applies to (clocky) girlmoders
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just get a loving gf it's not that hard
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>>43370212
we're in mmg, none of us are angels here v.v
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truemoders are angels, fakemoders are demonspawn who've been given a short time on earth before they're cast back into hell and justly tormented
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I'm a VERY broken person but most people find me attractive and see an intelligent and charismatic fag when they talk to me irl (I discussed this extensively with a stranger I met yesterday)
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>>43370212
waow im an angel
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im a hon
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unless I put on a literal fucking dress I'm a twink with a chad face
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>>43370153
im a comptop
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>>43370339
lies
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>>43370380
sadly these are the facts nona
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how do i get topped as an ugly man looking thing
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>>43370292
I wish that I could see myself the way that those others did. I've fucked my life up
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i'm having peenuts as a quick morning snack
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grindr
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back in my day a grinder was a sandwich, now it's an app that serial killers use to prey on gay men??? what happen??
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oh my fucking god i could really go for a grinder right now with some pastrami
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Words can not describe the psychological horror of transitioning late. I'm going through puberty again and I have to use all my energy to make it look like I'm not. If I behave sexually to any degree I automatically get lumped in with 60 year old bbc sissy cucks.
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i deleted my account
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>>43370505
60 year old bbc sissy cuck
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i have my boobys out
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>>43369969
LISTEN TO THIS NONA!!!
It's taken me like 20 years to repair my hair from daily straightening. The emo era fucked me hard....
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inside every gross perverted boomer sissy there's a little shred of the beautiful perverted AGP youngshit that could've been
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>>43370519
can i see
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>>43370525
jesus christ, that long?
I use a heat protectant if that makes it any better lol
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>watching dominion after I ate 50ct supermarket lasagna
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i wish i transitioned young enough where being a pervert was hot
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dae enjoy that feeling when you chop up a thick ketamine line suuuper fine and you get that sour, bitter chemical taste in your whole mouth even though you consumed it through your nose?
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being a pervert is always hot unless you're a man
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>>43370588
yes i'm quite fond of that
i like wiping my nose and gumming the ketamine mucous until my whole face is numb
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damn :(
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im never gonna date ever again because i can’t find a manmoder top
one less manmoder in the dating pool
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>>43370601
yummers
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>>43370612
there're at least 2
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im a top but im more of a hon
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i will never wake up in the arms of my beloved and spend an entire morning turned afternoon rolling around in the bed making love
why live?
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>>43370612
i stopped estrogen last week so i technically shouldn't even be here sorry nona
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how do i get my gf to touch me while i sleep
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>>43370685
why did you stop
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>>43370688
just say "hey can you touch me while i'm sleeping"
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she wants a natural rapist
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consent is key sisters
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>>43370729
ok but she >>43370719 is right
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consent isn't nearly as important as people make it out to be desu
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remember that girl who molested some chick at a DSA meeting and then came in here acting like she didn't do anything
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what's a little noncon between friends
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>>43370752
fucking awesome is what it is
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>>43370749
nona..... that was like, 6 months ago
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i wish i had acted more sexual when i was younger and still had some value
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the statute of limitations is like 6 minutes at any further point ur just being dramatic
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>DSA rapist was 3 years ago
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I should have killed myself after having a ffm threesome with my highschool crush senior year
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same
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>>43370766
yeah! and?
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for real after you fuck your high school crush life just kinda sucks like there's nothing else to do in life
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i'm so glad i never fucked my high school crush because she trooned and i cannot be walking around saying yeah i lost my virginity to a future FTM
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i never fucked my crush but i suppose theres reunion parking lots
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ur loss sis, future FTM pussy is objectively better
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>>43370794
Nona...is that u
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ewwwwww no
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tdick is genuinely repulsive to look at
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I was a dog pre-hrt and now am essentially asexual
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>>43370749
it wasn't even sa she told me to stop and i stopped, sure i grabbed her boobs but i thought she was consenting
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i would blow t dick
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i wish i could be a real girl, or even just a simulacrum of a real girl
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i was a human pre-hrt and now am essentially a dog
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i love dick and i like pussy but i would never fuck an srsoid and i sure as hell wouldnt go near an ftm
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>>43370838
oh hey. I mean I believe you but were they big
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>>43370838
you're not the DSA poster because i made those posts and i made the whole thing up
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Girl immediately went to the dogs after transitioning
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does it not make you feel gender euphoria to have a dog blow its load in your ass and lock you in place with its knot
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>>43370902
moo
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Lowkey hot when people mention this. Viscerally disgusting. But hot
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>>43370919
*gears whirring*
>>43370922
exactly
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i saw some cows the other day but i did not share a picture because cia mossad doesnt deserve to see and also i would feel annoying
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>>43370943
i like subjecting you retards to my stream of consciousness and take random photos that no one cares about, you should just do it
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>>43370979
ok
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i inject estrogen into my god so that way im only taking lesbian dog dick
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>>43371017
friend :) don't let mcdoublemoder get her hands on her
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>>43371019
you're forcefemming a god?
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evens green
odd pink
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>>43371017
cows are good and deserve to moo and eat grass in peace
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wish i deserved to bark and knot white women in peace
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>>43371037
i wanna go on a quest to forcefem god
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>>43371064
you can literally do this just put on the knot sheath and the dog ears and the collar and barktrain
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>>43371072
>barktrain
you can barktrain?
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>>43371090
of course you can barktrain! you can learn how to literally bark like an actual dog. I know girls who have done it
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i met god and shes clocky
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i met god and she was a buff futa with a 12-incher and H cups
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>>43371099
are there.. guides?
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god "crucified" me on her bitch-breaker
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i met god and she was a shota catboy
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god appears to you in the form that you most need to see her in...
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>>43371125
yeah there definitely are! I've seen video tutorials before but I've never really looked into it. I'm sure you could find some and if you just practice for a while it probably wouldn't be that difficult to do
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>>43365263
if only this weren't true
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every single moder definitely is not a bottom
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yeah we went over this im comptop
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ok well i'm a regular-ass dom top and i like it that way
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i'm a top but i also give sloppy dome
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I AM A A RAPEHON
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>>43371072
i don't want a knot sheath that's like jerking off with a prosthetic arm
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dog affirming knot sheath
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>>43371341
ok well how are you going to knot a woman then
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i am a gapehon
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can we talk about literally anything else
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what should I get to eat, forgot to do that today/
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>>43371394
oh great one, i am so sorry to have displeased you. what would your majesty prefer to discuss?
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I wish I was a woman in my 40s cheating on my husband with another woman
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i thought that new movie was pretty good
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While I was repping I cut my hair off because that's what women do when they break up so why shouldn't i
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Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?
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loser bitches will be like "can we talk about something else" but not actually try to start a new discussion
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any bad bitches wanna fist my manhole
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>>43371412
you should read gunjou
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i can top i swear
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>>43371439
i did it's ok
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>>43371424
Tough question. I wanted to say red button, because everyone could simply choose to press the red button and no one would die. But then I realized red button pushers would be assholes and that some people would press the blue button anyways, so I'm going with blue button. Blue button is kind of a win-win considering part of me wants to die anyways.
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>>43371429
oh fuck yes
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>>43371428
i've tried that, it doesn't work
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my boobs and stomach bounce when i walk
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wait do people consider whether thread would want to hear their thoughts
hah
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N-WORDS
N-WORDS
https://youtu.be/8Q5uIMgRBIA?si=I_XKfFlnnF3j044P
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iwnbaw because i press the red button
if i kms its gonna be on my terms not everyone elses
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>>43371510
I care what they have to say c.:
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my head hurts! ^_^
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>>43371510
it's not like i could possibly make the thread worse
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>>43371424
blue button obv
no edgy jokes i wouldnt want that on my conscience
>>43371575
aww
>>43371582
untrue this could be so much worse trust me
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>your future wife..
>you never got to meet her
>she killed herself when she was a manmoder
>because nobody was willing to love her
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how cud she be a future wife if she suid
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I am cringe and I am proud
https://youtu.be/39FQwIaNdm8?si=zZJPANsd1_3-Cn5X
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>>43371424
red button because it can easily guarantee nobody dies, there's 0 downsides to hitting the red button. i'd feel sorry for people who didn't get that and died but there's objectively no good reason for anyone to hit the blue button.
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>>43371638
its me, im the future wife
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>>43371670
You're objectively right but most people aren't going to think that far ahead, meaning red button pushers are mostly just going to be selfish assholes. I would not want to be stuck on a planet with just red button pushers.
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i instantly said red but now i feel bad about it am i a bad person
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yes let me have sex with you as recompense
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Waiting for the afterliiiiife
https://youtu.be/ukYOi2JSTmU?si=9BHEFp4ymyYm9KRs
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>>43371685
what's the time limit on how long you can take to hit a button? if they have a reasonable amount of time to think about it then i think most people would figure out red just makes more sense
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>>43371648
it’s called manmoder poetry direct from the soul, off the top of the dome
something a fakemoder would know nothing about
to be a truemoder is to be a warrior poet, dripping with the visceral melancholy that is being a manmoder, a female soulled creature forced by circumstance to irrevocably débase herself by publicly declaring and presenting as a man, the most twisted of ironies
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>>43371724
bold that you assume half of the world isn't brain dead retarded
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im like a whoreier poet
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moder circlejerk
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want to sleep sandwiched between 2 moders
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more like bore-ior poet amirite haha bazing
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>>43371773
some people would express their faith in mankind by hitting the blue button, i'd express mine by assuming everyone knows to hit the red button
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>>43371708
that wont bring back the dead blues tho
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if your girl was bi would you be concerned that she was into you because you look like a dude
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yeah
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>>43371921
yeah...
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fucking shit
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>>43371921
this would never bother me because anyone who's into me is necessarily into me because i look like a dude
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>>43371921
isn't this just being a transbian
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how stinky you like thats pussy? personally i prefer 2-3 days from a shower
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i can get down with some pretty rank pussy
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hey at least she's into me amirite
>>43371963
transbians aren't bi thobeit
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4 days probably idc
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>>43371971
funny you think i know what pussy smells like
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i meet a lot of bi trainsbians
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i would prefer it if you didn't wash for like a week. let's let a layer of grime build up on that thing. you know, when you can run your finger along the crease in the inner thigh and take your finger away with a sort of oily brown sludge on it. if i give it a whiff and get a rush to the head that's how you know it's perfectly ready. ready for SEX.
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>>43371785
Sounds prickly
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fuuuucking lma oooohhhh
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>>43372020
moo
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>>43372018
what is a trainsbian is it a tranner who likes trains
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>>43372068
would you like to rape my delicate defenceless body next
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>>43372054
*grass shredder noises*
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>>43372080
siiiiigh yeah sure whatever
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would anyone like to rape my hulking musclebound body?
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manmoders be like
>rape me plz >w<
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>>43372082
you need to be put into the shredder bro
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i just want to be touched
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na what made you hypersexual
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>>43372106
what'd i do
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na i love you so much
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>>43372122
go piss on your wife's grave and beat doxxmoder or whatever it is you do during the day
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>>43372179
who do you think i am and what do you think i did
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i wonder what it feels like to have a relationship
like having that person and spending time with them and enjoying activities
and thinking about that person and organizing your life around forming a long term bond together
i wonder what it's like to have the experience of having someone be attracted to me instead of repulsed
i've been yearning for as long as i can remember and i've never even come close
i'm an old male-presenting hon so it's hopeless
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>>43372208
hi i'm ugly and boring and useless want to spend the rest of our lives together
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what are yall's favorite vtubers
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>>43372280
cringe answer but i like crelly
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>>43372208
the person you're looking for is out there
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i like that one that does a betty boop look
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>>43372309
i like the cow thing she has going on
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>>43372280
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>>43372280
why do people eat the slop
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>>43372376
vtubers are a type of digital content creator
>>43372350
oh hi k-dawg
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>>43372235
you can be ugly, even boring, but can't be useless
>>43372314
i'm damn near 40 and still modin
ain't shit out there for me
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>>43372350
cute stickers
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>>43372280
ok im not that malebrained
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>>43372431
why are you so anti-feminist and politically conservative? do you identify as a fascist? how do you reconcile that with the whole transgender thing?
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Are you new here? Twinks are 99% of the fascists on 4chan. Bro probably considers himself a hrt repper or something retarded
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>>43372412
the only thing i can offer is affection :c
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>>43372494
>affection from ugglie
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>>43372452
being obsessed with vtubers is malebrained im sorry
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strangers keep grabbing my hips and tracing the curve of my stomach
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>what are yall's favorite vtubers
>being obsessed with vtubers is malebrained
are you esl? autistic perhaps?
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>>43372474
this is unfortunately believable
>>43372515
i need an answer to my question though
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>>43372515
vtubers are a nice time killer if you ignore the vtuber community
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i think a lot of trannies are in some sort of wannabe blaire white situation where they think that if they parrot enough conservative talking points or gender essentialist opinions they'll pass better or be accepted by society at large
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do you house plantmaxx or are you male brained
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>>43372579
>blaire white
why the fuck would I want to be a raging gay man
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^ case in point
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