friday editionqott: what are you doing tonight?prev - >>43349943
>qott:hopefully some human and elf mating rituals
holy shit my penis is so tiny
god i want to fuck elves so badly imagine sucking on an elf girl's ear
post it already
>>43358594i guess you can rape me if you want
fetish for elves is just a fetish for white people
>>43358661>qottidk lol probably drinking and playing vidya
>>43358696true
>>43358661>qottplaying games alone like every other friday
>>43358728i have both of those fetishes
>>43358779nazi
>>43358790glag
>qott: what are you doing tonight?I see my psychiatrist in a few mins, she does evening appointment times because she's a fucking psychopath or something. She's gonna bump up my lurasidone and then I'm going to shitpost here until I fall asleep.
>>43358790how am i a nazi for wanting some sweet sweet elf ass
buying elf gf
elf4gnome romance
>>43358814let's be so for real an elf wouldn't come within 7000 miles of you
i'm like if a nazi was left wing and not racist and not authoritarian
>>43358864same, I just think fascists historically had a cool and imposing militant aesthetic
>>43358860this is one of like, a single-digit amount of genuinely offensive things that have been said to me on here in the past decade
>>43358864soooooo not a nazi
>>43358869americans have a lot to answer for especially when it comes to what the fucking faer folk look like
if my elf wife gives birth to a half-elf do you think the kid would have ear dysphoria because my human genetics nuked her ear length
i know we're being woke but anyone else interested in pragmata for no particular reason
I have hylian dysphoria
>>43358885im working on a new kind of nazism where we all hold hands and love one another unconditionally
>>43358901ME TOO
>>43358898I asked somebody what that was on 4chan and they said it was about being a robot and having a robot child so I assume you're a paedophile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7IZxXMc_cc
just shot the biggest load since switching to injections. not even a proper rope.
>>43358924how astute
>>43358898not really, for the same reason I was a little *yawn* about detroit, but I'll probably watch some youtuber play it or something>>43358924>on 4chanwhoa, really? that's nuts, I imagine going to 4chan.org...
>>43358924nta but what is your deal that you just don't google something instead of asking what it is, so you have to wait way longer for an answer
what do the communists think about woke lolicons
>>43358955because I don't actually care to know I just want to talk to somebody about a thing
>>43358974based
>>43358955are you autistic (real question)
why would you ever talk to a human when you can query a search engine or prompt a LLM?
>>43358975why not just talk to a markov chain bot or something if you just want to have meaningless conversations about stuff you don't care about>>43358993no i'm just very very impatient
>>43359008moo
lmao
>>43359000if i wanna have a conversation about something of course i'll talk to a human. if i want to know "what is xyz" then i'll look it up. things like dictionaries, encyclopedias, and manuals exist because it's more efficient to look something up when you wanna know, rather than asking a human every little thing
>>43359000>irony (GET)vs>>43359008>blatant consumer-product cattle behavior (no GET)
*moos metallically*
its ok cowbot
ok back to elf sex fantasies PL0X
i feel uncomfortable describing my build to others
don't spend your fine friday evening arguing with retardbot she has no cognitive function
>>43359008who said I don't care? are you dumb? talking to a robot would be like googling the thing to read about it, exactly the opposite of what I wantare you dumb?are you dumb?
balls ass dick penis
me: want to talk to a humana dumb idiot: why not just not do that and read about shit you don't care about from a robot??dumb? dumb?
>>43359079is everything okay
ANNIE
alien ant farm version
giving an elf girl an ear handjob right now
>>43359105answer the questionthe funniness of my posting isn't relevant
>>43359133gem
>>43359105is everything okayis everything okayis everyt
i'm torn on if i should cut my hair and hrt rep while living as a twink and getting surgeries so i can be a passoid in like 2yrs after ffs and ba. shall i start manmoding?
>>43359142why do i have to answer? ggrks!>>43359153yes my sweet, shh it's all okay
>>43359135is everything okay
>>43359156you should kill yourself NOW
do not rep you fucking moron get out of here and be a hon or whatever
>>43359167I asked around and I heard that you're dumb and that's why you asked that dumb stuff to me ggrks pee your pants
>>43359133this takes me back to middle school and being able to call things/people gay
about once every few months i am overtaken with the strong desire to sodomize myself with a pseudo-phallus. however, outside this timeframe i am rather repulsed by the thought of any object penetrating into my rectum. in those moments i am over taken by lust; i, being too eager, often find myself with a meal larger than my present appetite. the result causing me much discomfort.
lmao messed up my injection really bad and now there's a giant red circle on my thigh. i think this is it cisters
>>43359169better than ever
>>43359192you are gay
>>43359156your tripcode is #secret67
I was going to retroon but luckily my mother reminded me how ugly I look
>>43359195hey everyone! this GAY BITCH likes sticking HUGE DILDOS up her fucking ASS!
>>43359192goldfinger 99 red balloons
mmm a secret 67....
>>43359201How the fuck did you find that ???? wtf????
>>43359192they're bringing it back
>>43359207>
>>43359204remember to strangle her to death>>43359216yeah wtf
>>43359216are you so new you don't know how to google tripcode decryptedthey're UNsecured tripcodes
>>43359221I'm bringing it back
they shouldn't have made faggot and gay such good words to call people
there is a simple trick to making sure cowbot does not reply to you
>>43359227dude fuck you
gisredard that I cuck socks
>>43359236i did not know that ive only been a 4trannt for like 2mo
secure tripcodes are for jerks and regular tripcodes don't work so just be anon
>>43359242impostor!! impostor here!!!
>>43359238shady's back
>>43359252LURKMOAR
cowbot what do you think about cheating and suicide
>>43359241what is it
>>43359252use two ## solves the problem but also makes you a jerk
>>43359186i shit them too for good measure bbgirl
>>43359257
>>43359277how am i a jerk
>>43359272>>43359271cowbot how is doxxmoder?
white background in dark room oh my bruh
>>43359290the fuck? lmao
>>43359290use a better theme and block ads
>>43359290fuck off
>>43359290>no ad blockerfemale brained tripfags
>>43359304not funny nona doxxmoder is her next victim someone should warn her
>>43359303you're not yet
i love the chit-chat channel in the dysphoria discord server. its where i post all my cowkini pics
i should adopt a trip as a form of self-harm, you all would bully me so much harder if you could connect all my posts itt together
don't be a faggot nona
>>43359290>chromengmi>redditngmi
raw dogging the internet no adblock in 2026 is crazy
>>43359329ok
spending my friday in mmg chit chatting about dysphoria
>>43359304that just confuses me more
orcmoder will never be cute elfmoder...
>>43359312i like this theme it hurts my eyes >>43359319why would i need that >>43359335chrome is niceee i like chrome atleast im using linux ._.
>>43359370kys
>>43359370why the fuck are you using linux and chrome that's like cutting a hole in a hazmat suit
just let her feel good
how can you even stand to use the internet with no adblock, ads literally make some sites unusable
oh jeez i cut a hole in my hazmat suit and its right on my butt and im not wearing underwear oh my goddd
>>43359408thats what i say to myself when my gf makes me top
>>43359402chrome is for my online tomfoolery and librewolf is for school i like chrome more tho ;-;
ohhh godd deathclaw rape >_<
>>43359428INFESTED
>>43359441that should be the other way around at least
>>43359426i don't use the internet much anymore besides this and twitter so that doesn't affect me
>>43359429stay strong solider
>>43359455go away foid
>>43359455you must be like 18 or something, you confuse me
>>43359455do you not get the fucking evil ai adverts
>>43359466i turn 19 in a week >>43359469no. on twitter i get lots of nigger fights no weird ads
im not a real woman
you can't be talking like that white baby
a racist and a stupid kid. holy shit you are annoying lol
we were overdue for a really annoying trip
>18>asking if she should stop taking hrtit's too much bruh this has to be bait
>>43359485oh interesting you're a disgusting person I'm going to stop talking to you now
sorry everyone, it was all bait, i love black cock up the ass, btw
>>43359500https://voca.ro/1ejJ3TGeMyBA
>>43359530BASED
>>43359523have u ever looked in passgen my face is fucked before ffs
>i love black cock up the ass, btwthats still racist
>>43359535this is just paige screaming slurs don't listen
>>43359551sorry, i'll do better in the future
>>43359550idk who you fucking are dude
>>43359556who's paige
im early in my transiton and random femoids are being friendly to me. I don't even want to have sex anymore and actively avoid it.
>>43359564this is basically the best you can ask for
na i love you come be with me :)
>>43359564yea thats normal cis women love early hrt trannies, after a year it's over though lol
paige love yourself a little
>>43359588sorry champ maybe try again tomorrow
who is paige
anyone wanna come over and take turns punching each other as hard as we can? non-sexual.
nice coke thumb didn't know you had it in you
who are any of these people
>>43359629what do you know bruh
is it ok if i get hard anyway >_<
no im gonna lay down and watch a movie
>>43359290ugly stubby finger
na im gooning my sissy clitty for u
>unfortch
no any physical altercation has to turn into sex to reinforce love coming after violence that i experienced growing up
>>43359657what movie
>>43359626hey jw if you like making her suicidal is it a kink you have?
>>43359674wrong paige actually
>>43359677last crusade duh
>>43359658knew someone was gonna say that. fuck you
na has so many paiges might as well be a god damn book
>>43359683watched that with the guy that almost gave me syphilis lol
>>43359691did it happen in an accident or were you born like that
can someone tell me who na is
nah
>>43359727i've played guitar since like 8 or 9 and have been a chronic nail biter up until a year ago. i have an identical twin who didn't do either of those things and has cute hands and nails
>>43359733annielike en ay
>>43359733my little angel :3
>>43359753I enjoy your suffering
fap friday what we tugging to
>>43359805ELVES WITH SUPER LONG EARS
>>43359805transguys
is your twin trooning too?
>>43359811oh my bruh you made me gag lol, good one
>>43359824to each their own i guess.
>>43359733a person here stalks someone named "na" that apparently looks at this thread but never replies to her
moder group call whoever has the deepest voice bottoms
>>43359811disgusting brah
>>43359733neetassaulter
>>43359811based poonchaser
>>43359805FJIN-052
>>43359811thinking about this is making my dick invert itself
can i get neetassulted
>>43359873good gravy that woman is fat
call me big meech the way i fuck w them bricks
>>43359892you want neetadopters dog to assault you?
>>43359920how big is the knot?
we had like a month where we didnt care about this can we stop
>>43359932idk you'd have to ask na
Alexander the great drawing his sword
>>43359935what do you want to talk about
Just made the best joke of the week going to bed now, accomplished, proud
>>43359951bionicles
everyone stopped caring because neetadopter left and it was obvious and it's obvious she's back saying retarded shit all day in here
>>43359946REALLY good joke nona
>>43359960nta but i love bionicles
>>43359960i hope one day you know true suffering.
>>43359960i didn't get the bionicles autism and i feel like i missed out
>>43359979could ur parents not afford nice bionicles
>>43359961how can you tell it's her?
i liked that that one girl was really into hexbugs that was hot lowk
>>43359994hexbugs girl is cute i want to give her a forehead kiss while she tells me about hexbugs
>>43359994she's probably here shoot your shot
>>43359811puke emoji
VENX-362
thank god for fujisawa rio
cowbot remember when we jerked off to japanese girls on signal
remember our cooms? did they mean nothing to you? when we busted within the same 30 seconds, did you feel what i felt?
yeah cowbot do you remember that?
yess i totally did felt what you felt. can we talk about joint custody now?
this thread smells like dry cum
please lets talk about how small my penis is instead of all this other stuff
how small is it??
4 hard but when i'm soft it's like 1 and i have ed ^_^
can i see
good for you
we need more posters with cute autistic hobbies they like to yap about
i can show you the whirllll
i can show you my pearl (small droplet of cum on the tip of my dick)
i'm into divination, i can tell you your future by reading your penis
shiiining, shimmering splendidddd
everyone that posts about something they like consistently gets told to stop by a single person once and then they kill themselves what are we supposed to do about it
i like givin head
>>43360241i'd post about my hobbies but i have already done so
>>43360252kys
mfw no one ever invites me to jerk off to japanese girls on signal
>>43360264ok i will. i'm doing it rn btw, i will be dead within minutes
>>43360241i keep talking about my spergs anyway im super annoying about it
alright which of you made the thread about wanting to get choked
do you call yourself a lesbian irl fr? i am too ashamed.
>>43360312yeah i'm a woman and i date women
i'm bisexual
only online, it's too embarrassing to say it when people can see my moid face
>>43360312i say transbian and only on the internet
i look people in the eyes and tell them i'm a gay faggot
i look people in the eyes and then i rapes them
>>43360374>"Hey there, put'er there fella: Man M. Öder, gay faggot, good ta know ya.">"Uh... um... excuse me?">*looks into the strangers eyes*>*slowly crushes his hand in a death grip*>"You heard me. I am a gay faggot."
awesome joke nona
i might be unironically a theymab on e
i'm in love with you nona
not as funny as the gordian knot joke earlier. that shit was awesome
Who's just gay and not interested in jorking to lez porn in here
>>43360312no and when people ask if im dating anyone i use gender neutral terms
what kind of porn are you jerking to if you're gay and not into gay porn
>>43360430im not interested in jorking at all but i dont want my pp to get any smaller its a conundrum
i saw the porn that makes you gay and now i'm here :\
two twinks having sex is lesbian if you think about it
>>43360441Mine is small and I'm tired of trannies having monster hogs. You shrink your stick missus
>>43360461it's already like 4 inches if i get any smaller i'll get bullied
>>43360459all men should die you bi lesbian
bpd is ruining my life
>>43360470thats right and I'll be the one bullying you shrimpy
>>43360470what if we rubbed our 4 inch pp's together >_<
>>43360472men should stay alive because you can't have sex with dead people
>>43360470hot
i would degrade myself so much for moid attention
>>43360521Good girl. Daddy perceives you
>act extremely needy>gets ignored because gf is busy, too tired or just not into it>i spend the rest of the week drinking and mixing pain meds hoping to die
>>43360521well don't
>>43360521>>43360552i dont get why like if somebody isnt interested they have nothing to offer?
wish i had a gf to act annoyingly needy to
the y chromosome is evidence of a malicious or uncaring demiurge
>>43360492you can have sex with dead people, moids do that all the time to people just like you
dogs keep barking at me. this is because i am moided
if i got hip growth can i still be a manmoder
>>43360740leave bdd passoid
my mom stopped hugging me at 10 years old
>>43360740yes t. 39cm bone trochanter width
listening to the new tokyo shoegazer
is it good? i haven't had the chance to listen yet
im actually so moided its unreal
>>43360755my knowledge of japanese shoegaze is limited, educate me. how do they stack up against kinoko teikoku and motfd
>>43360770just started but i enjoyed the first track
>>43360778tl;dr their best albums aren't quite as good as kinoko teikoku or motfd but their releases are consistently good
motfd mogs so don't worry about it
lets start doing moder of the month where we pick our favorite moder every month.my favorite moder is (You)
>>43360859i don't think i have established a coherent identity here yet so i couldn't possibly be anyone's favorite moder
the insane man reading this
You are not machines!You are men!
>>43360859eternal mcdoublemoder sweep
wanting to be favorite moder is so not favorite moder
fucking my little tranny troid in her poidsy
>>43360883i just want someone to love me :(
>>43360891hi :/
>>43360891you can do it for yourself :)
>>43360968impossible
gotta take penicillin cause my penis illin
>>43360755final verdict: worth a listen if you already like shoegaze, nothing groundbreaking but pleasant 6.5/10
don't forget to get a boner nona
*makes yoshi noises*
>>43361188lay an egg immediately
>>43361188I can do a good Yoshi impression
i can do a better one
i've laughed so much more easily since starting E but it's kind of annoying because i keep giving myself hiccups >:(
penis measuring contest with nona (i lose >_<)
dubs and mines bigger
sucked too much penis and spoiled my dinner
singles and mine is smallest
dubs and mine grows
one of the most ashamed moments of my life is when i nutted on my face as a teen to see how it felt
>>43360312no I call myself a bisexual man
>>43360740I got some and I started at 30, still never malefail
i did that a few times accidentally and got it in my eye too hey we all ate our cum at least a few times right?
>>43361188*makes birdo noises*
i want to die desuuuu
I did flippy flips with my drone today (:
OP pic reminds me that I actually gotta go buy a cute pair of elf ears to wear since mine haven’t grown in yet. Genuinely tho if I could get at least semi-comfy ear prosthetics I would wear them so often
i am getting a bit fat
i am very fat
is elf ear surgery a scam
i was fat, then i stopped eating, now im a weird fat not fat thing
you'll be a half-elf at best
well im already half woman so i guess ill take it
you're an elf in my heart
ough elf farts
grow up nona
grow down nona
age regress nona
age regress right now nona
Dont be Benjamin butthurt
chatgpt how do i work up the courage to kill myself
>>43363459
i'm so high and my fingers smell like fish
>>43360755Oh I like them
music is for fags that dont read
reading is for fags who are nerds
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