>>43436654
Thank you for making a thread OP

>>43436654
Speaking of buff girls - I had a Rhea Ripley lookalike check me out today.

>>43436957
TRVKE

>>43436975
I had to google this so congrats you made me feel old, anon.

>>43437085
TRVKE NUKEM

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>>43437085
lol

>>43436975
that's not how you use that...

>>43436957
how do you know if someone's checking you out? serious question. how do i know they're interested vs their gaze just happened to land on me, because i stare at strangers all the time for no particular reason.

>>43437494
You don't KNOW know unless it's at the gay bar. If you suspect, start looking for visual signs she might be gay, or just initiate flirting. I strongly suggest the latter because impressions are often wrong.

>>43437494
>>43437640
Eyebrow wag and finger-guns after hip-checking them never fails. They'll either look very confused or blush hard.

>>43430095
>>43432921
New tests secured.

>>43437494
dress butch and you will get so many girls just by acting normally

>>43439235
Eyes emoji.

>>43436367
Autism

>>43440980
checks out
t. swede

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>>43439324
>dress butch
i couldn't pull it off desu, but i've been flirting with the idea of getting some plaid shirts to wear with tank tops

>>43438056
if a girl did this to me i might actually die

how do ppl afford getting drunk everyday

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Guy who got into arts school instead of Hitler drew this.

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>>43439324
if this look pulls you, you are straight

I detest straight people and their hellspawn

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thoughts on this body type?

>>43437483
How do you use it?
t. milf

>>43437494
They look you up and down hungrily.

>>43439324
femme4femme master race

>>43443488
Now make her fatter

Swedeanons, do you claim this one psycho as your own?

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>>43443991
tfw no feeder gf

>>43444184
What are you talking about?

>>43442251
But would she successfully acquire them digits though?

Everyone always talks about the moid loneliness epidemic, but nobody ever talks about the lesbian loneliness epidemic

>>43445770
stop watching asmon

>>43443046
blows hitler out of the water, as a painter and as an artist generally. no wonder he was so salty

I saw a hot female conscript at the royal palace, and then I felt bad for staring at her boots. I know uniform kinks are common for women but I feel like such a degenerate for immediately having sexual thoughts when I see uniformed women. Not like they'd ever have sex with me anyway

clg- cock lesbians general

>>43440082
Waiting for her to get home. Will update

>>43446479
you mean like military outfits or any kind of uniform

>>43446479
>wah wah i feel like a degenerate poor me
embrace it

>>43446479
>Not like they'd ever have sex with me anyway
also this one is more likely than you think, since everyone is fucking starved for attention and validation of their power fantasy

>>43446530
Military, police. Anything that evokes authority
>>43446640
Anon, I don't know how to tell you this but 19-20 year old conscripts don't want to fuck socially retarded gay women pushing 30. Most of them are straight and the few that aren't could have their pick of slutty, attractive bicurious women. They have plenty of options

>>43446479
no you didn't

>>43446775
>socially retarded gay women pushing 30
so it's a skill issue. go find a 40 yo cop if you feel you can't seduce a young woman.

when I turn 40 I will just become asexual there is no way I'm having sex with a fellow 40 year old

>>43446884
Older women also find social retardation unattractive, and there aren't many single older women either. I have tried to score with older women since I became legal at 15, no luck

>>43447001
incredible...

I also find military uniforms hot. I know we had army anons in here in the past, can you give us any pointers on how to woo you?

On a related note, would you find it hot or cringe if your bartender subtly flirted with you?

>>43447882
>pointers
If butch, say "hello" and show boobs. If femme, prepare for Mind Games Olympics 2026.

>>43446803
Why are you trying to gaslight me?

I've been erping with chatbots for over a year to get my sexual needs met, but dropped that entirely two months ago or so. My libido has completely died to the point where I don't watch or read porn, or masturbate at all anymore. Maybe it's just something I've outgrown? Something I've done daily since starting puberty that just doesn't do it anymore

>>43447903
Hello anon, would you like to compete against me in Mind Games Olympics 2026?

>>43447903
you don't have to even say hello and show boobs. just exist in my vicinity and don't run.

>>43448528
sounds like you fried your brain

>>43436654
i wish i knew a girl who had this kind of tummy. this is an abdomen that's skinny yes, but also trained. a slim girl who works out is peak. too bad they are excessively rare.

My fellow cis lesbians, how are we going to solve the problem of trannies in our spaces harassing us? It's an every day thing. I can't go to poo without seeing 6'5 bearded trannies waving their massive schlongs around in the bathroom. How did it get so bad

>>43450592
>All trans-related or bisexual posts are considered off-topic and should be directed to other generals or threads. No discussion of male (XY) anatomy.

It should be legal to rape bisluts

>>43451025
You're trying to silence a real woman who is discussing real woman issues just fyi

I go to Kiwifarms sometimes to laugh at trannies

I wish I had lesbian friends. Even if I get a girlfriend, who am I going to talk to about relationship things outside of my relationship? My het friends won't ever fully get it.
>>43445770
Real

>>43448528
>My libido has completely died
You can't outgrow your libido. Something's wrong.

>>43373810
Post cat

>>43387650
>She doesn’t want to be surrounded by conservatards, which I sympathize with.
So she'd rather be surrounded by criminals like you get in a city?

>>43393247
What is the point in the """inferred from synthesis""" ones?
Why would a lesbian women react less strongly to biscum women or react more to biscum moid than het moid?
Did the people running the study just assume all bisexuals are somewhere between men and women? if so that's retarded because the word bisexual refers to sexual orientation not their biological sex.

>>43402052
I've never looked into roller derby at all and don't know anything about it but this sounds kinda retarded
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roller_derby
I don't understand sports though.

>>43423161
A hot fantasy but no I wouldn't irl.

>>43424256
Wouldn't the colors fade at different rates and spend a lot more time looking bad than good?
Bright colors fade really fast too.

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>>43425629
Right.

>>43427414
>They're non-existent
Could be worse, at least it's not illegal.

>>43431680
Heavy makeup can look really pretty I think, I'm not sure why some /clg/ anons dislike makeup.

>>43432609
The artist who drew that has the eyes she considers "racist caricature eyes"

I read an article about how criminal gangs in Sweden are increasingly using teenage girls for errands and murders, and it got me thinking. Imagine a smut snippet about an uppity, cocky immigrant teenage girl who mouths off at the wrong cop. Tall, blonde and blue eyed lesbian cop who drags her into the back of a police car and rapes some respect for the glorious kingdom of Sweden into the swarthy little whore.
I should write something like that

>>43398987
>>43402303
>>43434320
Are we lip filler pilled now?
Has anyone here ever had Lip fillers? if so how bad does it hurt, my sister has had lip fillers and cried but she didn't get numbing cream which apparently helps a lot.

>>43451918
Only if the teen is a butch presenting femme and the cop is a femme presenting butch.
>Cop Librarian with a sleeper build teaches the grunge punk teen some etiquette

>>43452248
>butch presenting femme and the cop is a femme presenting butch
I have no idea what that means. But I picture one of those "walla yalla fuck aina" arrogant middle eastern girls

>>43451918
>criminal gangs in Sweden are increasingly using teenage girls for errands and murders
but real talk this was bound to happen when you don't legally hold minors accountable for anything

>>43452341
Well yes, they've been doing it with teenage boys for quite some time. Recruiting girls to plant bombs and things like that is a fairly recent development

>>43448528
I'm a hypochondriac so I'd immediately get blood tests and an mri if this happened because it's probably a brain tumor

Which one of those discords have 30+ year old boomers? I need some 30+ year old lesbian friends.

>>43452611
The original discord

My brother (ftm) has developed a really deep voice after starting testo and it's really grating. I can't stand men with deep voices at all

>>43452672
Are you the anon with the ftm brother who was stealing your underwear and masturbating with them?

>>43452735
Uhh no, wtf

>>43452746
So we have more than one anon with a tranny sibling.
I wonder if gays are more likely to have tranny sibling than non gays because the chances of a lesbian having a tranny sibling would be low

>>43452527
>it's probably a brain tumor
I fucking wish

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>>43452301
This is what I was picturing, AI caught it pretty well

>>43452850
Yeah that's pretty nice actually

>>43448528
I've tried porn I'm usually into and porn I'm meh about. Nothing works. I don't get horny and I can't get off at all. Fantasies, porn, erotica, doujins - it's dry down there

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Westernized Asian girl or non-westernized Asian girl?

>>43453057
I don't like slants, so neither

The other day I thought about something, that I haven't spoken to a woman I'm not related to or a coworker with for over a year. Women only talk to me when they're getting paid to do it

>>43453160
We talk to you (through text) for free

>>43453166
That doesn't count, only real life matters

>>43453180
it's over...

>>43452850
wow

>>43452850
Needs a better title tho

>>43452850
yeppp time to shlick

>>43454169
Gooners can't be choosers

>>43452248
>>43452850
Where does the librarian part come into the story?

>>43451913
at least they got to be happy without a sword of damocles constantly hanging.
not a permanent fix though, one day the visa will run out. Thailand is not really having the best economy out of all of South East Asia (in fact it's slowing down), and they have to figure out a next step.

I had a patient today that told me she was gonna be a nun. I was like oh celibacy seems hard, and she tells me it's fine because she fucks women. I was like I don't think that's what the Catholic church meant, and she went well fuck being a nun then. It made me think of /clg/, esp because she's a diagnosed schizo who keeps trying to fuck female staff and has 7 cats.

Thinking about how I wasted my 20s makes me want to blow my brains out. I could have been out there getting laid, building connections like my peers did. Instead, my main socialization was a Discord server filled with creepy hetmoids and trannies. I was so lonely I basically got groomed into being there. Fuck, I could have gone to the student activities at my university and made actual friends instead. It makes me mad every time I imagine an alternative world where I did that instead, I would be so much better off.

>>43454504
The best day to start socializing was yesterday, the second best one is today.

>>43454752
Jesus, do you hear yourself? Piss off

>>43454849
>go socialize
>*hiss* piss off
Ngmi.

>>43454504
You can't get groomed in your 20s

>>43455024
I've tried everything, nothing is working
>>43455025
Evidently you can. I was basically at the life experience level of a 13 year old anyway

>>43454504
>I could have been out there getting laid
Lesbians love milfs so you can go do that now and make up for it

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>>43455439
Yep, Claudina agrees

>>43455465
With what seduction skills? I'm too submissive to ever take charge like they expect anyway

>>43454504
You can still be a whore in your 30's dumbass. And being a lezzer is litteraly the best thing to be for casual hookups and sleeping about. just go to a queer club night or somth.

>>43455596
Just wear a low cut top.

>>43455610
>just go to a queer club night
I went once, last year. It was filled with straight couples
>>43455617
I'm an a-cup, maybe b if I'm being very generous, and I'm short and underweight. I also don't dress alt or like a milf and that cuts out a lot of the interest from the younger crowds I think

>>43455638
>I'm an a-cup, maybe b if I'm being very generous
Lots of people are into that.
Have you never seen a small chested actress at some award show or whatever wearing a revealing dress?

>>43455638
You sound like you are grasping for excuses.

>>43455585
Looks like your trying to blame other people for your own decisions. cases like these usually have thatb blame redirection

>>43455638
>It was filled with straight couples
Did you turn up on the right day? that doesn't sound right. are you in/near a city?

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>>43455846
Nope
>>43455876
Yes, I live in a city with around 1 million in the greater region. We have one "gay" bar, and it's not just me complaining about the amount of hets there. Went there on a friday night I think

>>43455585
>>43455904
Redpill me on this content?

>>43452850
This is pretty hot. And I don't even like interracial

>>43455904
I mean maybe it was gay boys with their fag hags? in any case any reasonable gay bar ought to have some sort of girls night if u do ur research.

>>43456217
>any reasonable gay bar ought to have some sort of girls night
Yeah well, we they don't. Maybe in the capital but even there I think the definition of "lady" is very fluid

>>43456302
>I think the definition of "lady" is very fluid
I mean that's going to be the same everywhere now but non cis les girls should still be a minority.

my brain perceives latinas as a type of white, and apparently that's racist?? i can't control it, though. like what's the problem.

>>43456688
You're not allowed to notice ethnicity if you're white.

>>43456460
I don't think I would be able to stop myself from yelling slurs if I saw a tranny while trying to hook up with women

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>>43456688
It's okay, my dad says Italians are just baptized Arabs, so I understand what you mean.

>>43455904
>unironic feminist literature
u rly are an oldschool 30 yrs ol dyke

>>43456893
I don't think her asking Claude to make her feel better about making "content" for moids on discord counts as "feminist literature"

>>43456893
If feminist literature is smut about teenage girls raping grown women, then yeah sure. I have a year or two until 30 though

>>43456965
Do you want to be raped by a teenage girl?

>>43457019
No. But growing up I was really attracted to older women and wanted them to rape me

>>43456965
pedo

>>43456752
touch grass?

>>43457266
Shush, the age of consent is 15 in my jurisdiction. And the characters were all over that age

>>43457359
so you'd fuck a 16 year old girl if given the chance? doesn't sound morally right

>>43455585
Sonion

>>43457359
Who's this teenage girl you wanted to rape you

>>43457694
Me

>>43457707
how old are you?

>>43457815
118

>>43458494
>just another moid larping as female
If that poster were actually a moid larping as a woman then they would actually respond to questions about it though right?

it can go either way, there are all types of people out there, so it's hard to tell

need a cute tall masc to be my big spoon so bad

>>43443075
it doesn't pull me and I think it's ugly, but so many normal women want to get with women and are afraid of approaching one who will be grossed out by it, dressing butch is like having i lick pussy written on your forehead

Bedtime ilu

>>43458615
>questions about it
There's nothing interesting to say

>>43457465
>so you'd fuck a 16 year old girl if given the chance?
Probably not, but I don't see anything morally wrong with it. Legally there's nothing wrong with it either. I don't think I'd get much out of it. What is there to talk about with a girl more than a decade younger?

>>43457292
Or, trannies could stay away from lesbian places. That's a better idea

>>43455904
I live in a city with 2 million people and zero gay anythng in it lmaooo

It's so unfair that gay men get to have their hookup apps for themselves. Meanwhile, all lesbian apps where I live are infested with unicorn hunters, bicurious sluts and fucking moids. Same with the mainstream apps. I feel like there's not a single place except my head where I get to have my sexuality for myself. Always an exotic commodity for people who aren't like me elsewhere

>>43455904
Are you in Stockholm? Never heard anyone specifically mention the greater area when talking about populations

>>43462122
Gothenburg

>>43462233
I see, it felt like a very Swedish thing to do lol

>>43460290
glad i was born with the skinny futch gene no need to dress one way or another to signal my gynomasculinity

>>43462083
gay men don't have hookup apps for themselves, men generally don't feel as entitled as you to make it out to be some huge problem

>>43463314
Grindr isn't swarming with biscum men trying to get fags into FMM threesomes, or women convinced their pussy is going to turn them straight

I haven't had my period for close to 4 months now, should I be concerned? I think it's stress and being underweight

>>43454430
>she's a diagnosed schizo who keeps trying to fuck female staff and has 7 cats.
Damn, she single?