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>>43493292
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im boycotting the socks faggot
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Thigh high socks are cute.
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>>43496496
Nothing interesting you?
>>43496557
I don't need to learn it, I just have accidents. Sometimes he will supervise me but mostly, it's a joking way
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>>43496570
SUCCULENT NAKED THROBBING TOES
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>>43496584
I feel stupid putting them on since I grew my leg hair out.
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Arrggghh I hate having to "clean" before a d meetup, it's suuuuuch a chore. I wish I could just bottom without the need for prepping that comes before it...
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>>43496668
larp
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do you remember the first time you fell in love?
https://files.catbox.moe/l26r5i.mp4
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>>43496678
You don't clean before bottoming?
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Need beautiful men
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Meth users strive to look this handsome at 28
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This gen is so dead without me kek
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>>43496699
that jumpscare at the end got me good
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>>43496704
i dont care about the prep, i hate shit slurries running down my leg

dude has some genetic fail, slenderman
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>>43496699
My best friend in middle school. He had a full bush before I had 1 pube.
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>>43496738
Let it die, we'll figure it out
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>>43496765
you should not have given it a you, dummy
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should i go for a walk? odds evens yes no
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>>43496785
fuck!
short long odds evens
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>>43496757
I remember not wanting to grow pubic hair bc it made it look like my dad down there, size notwithstanding lol
that made me feel sick so I shaved down there until my mid 20s, until the guy I ended up dating who liked that it was hairless there ended up being a pedo so I had to choose between looking underage down there or looking more like my dad
it sucked
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>>43496765
I'll always be around to save you guys, no worries
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>>43496798
>DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD
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>>43496815
I'm just trying to share a funny anecdote :(
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>>43496728
>last thing you see while walking home from work, before getting slimed out in Baltimore.
I know this might seem like a joke post, but this actually keeps me up at night sometimes.
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>him in the middle of the day: show me your dick
>don't respond because I'm at work and not in the mood
>like an hour or two later: thumbs up emoji
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I was raped by a pack of great Danes and the alpha great Dane knotted me and knocked me up with puppies
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Manifesting an 80yr old sugar daddy.
I will not join the corporate slavery ratrace.
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>>43496833
What would be funny is if your sister is posting in ftmg right now talking about your mom's pubes
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think i need to lose weight. might try just eating this mon-friday and see what happens. anyone try this stuff before on a regular basis? (ive had one bottle before about a year ago)
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>>43496872
wud make me kek, but my sibling is more Tumblr than 4chan due to female socialization

>>43496868
I'd settle for a 60yo desu, like this guy
he's really sexy/hot ugh
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>>43496872
Did you think this was funny?
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>>43496863
Can you greentext this
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Can't forgive God for making me a bottom
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god i love daddy
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>>43496923
This would be funny if 99% of you didn't actually believe it.
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>>43496902
>due to
Being a girl and having female brain chemistry. Male/female socialization is determined by the inate genetic differences between male and female children.
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>>43496912
>homeless
>walking down an alleyway
>all of the sudden 5 large great Danes with erect penises come barreling around the corner
>they surround me and growl at me and bark
>all of the sudden one bites my leg and shakes me on the ground
>he pulls my pants and underwear off
What happened next is too painful to recall
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>>43496939
lol
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>>43496903
I mean paige is mtf and her sister is ftm. Imagine you have kids and they're all trans lmao. Yeah that's funny.
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>>43496940
This happens too much in canada im sorry for you
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>>43496947
>paige is mtf
no
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>>43496969
Paige has tranny cone tits
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PAAAAAAAAAAAIGE!!!
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>>43496969
"""""Cis male on hrt"""""
Same thing.
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Turn the paige
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>>43496969
Come on dawg
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>>43496923
Resist by becoming huge and hostile and stay a virgin. That's what I do. #resistance
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Take me back to where it started on the rooftop of your apartment
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>>43496993
trip on shiza
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>>43496969
why are you called a girl's name? why do you draw yourself as a girl 80% of the time? why not choose a man's name?
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>>43496699
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>>43497021
Oink oink amirite
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>>43497021
you're a pedophile
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bonafide squeaka, dick tip leaker
tops cum fast because they can't handle my ass
i be steppin' on their head til i get bred
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>>43497015
I rarely draw myself and when I do it's clearly a man
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Hiii hello
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>>43497049
for never being in love?
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>>43496969
Are you on HRT? still speak in girl voice?
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>>43496861
larp
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>>43496897
retarded x2
liquids pass immediately to intestines
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Most ironic vocs yesterday:

"The new guy is a sex pest."
"He's obsessed with Paige."
"Does he honestly think Paige is going to fall in love with him?" *(wheezing, gurgling forced laugh)
"He's been kicked out of mtfg"
"No one likes him."
"He's so gross."
"He's trans. And a pedo"
but also:
"This is a great place to meet teenagers."

The level of cluelessness.
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>>43497086
I only speak in my own voice
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i dont have hiv and now im on prep
everything is alright
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>>43497088
It's true
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>>43497076
Thanks for not being cringe and needy like the other trannies in here. You're my favorite ladyboy.
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>>43497106
does it still sound like a cis female?
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>>43496902
you sure like to post this guy.
go on scruff or sniffies im sure you'd find someone who looks like him (especially if you live in the usa/pnw area)
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>>43497109
no
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>>43497103
Nomi isn't the new guy, he's been on 4chan as long as you have going back decades.

Paige said he's ordered by a court to not use social media, and he was absent from 4chan due to being incarcerated for violent crimes.

You have such tunnel vision that all you see is me crypoofer
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I'm telling you, as a bottom having a pussy would be so convenient
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>>43497166
fucking a pussy isnt as hot
t. failed bisexual
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brl
bigp
tumor
...jsut like the good ol times... kill me
gn
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>>43497147
>Paige said he's ordered by a court to not use social media, and he was absent from 4chan due to being incarcerated for violent crimes.
lol rly? more lore plz?
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>>43496570
there's more than one person who posts socks. just make sure you sperg out at the right one later
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>>43497190
https://voca.ro/1jQGiyieNZMX
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Every day I worry all day.
https://youtu.be/RySHDUU2juM
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I certainly have not been on 4chan for years enough to know some poster on a tranny thread I got kicked out of years ago who is obsessed with Paige. I am a hero for trying to warn you other girls with my tranny gossip. Besides, I'm not even here. Stop talking about me.
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>>43497229
Need more
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>>43497229
nta but i only support hairy hole posting
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>>43497234
Noo fucking way haha
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>>43497229
>>43497257
What if he farts, what do?
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>>43497110
Y-you're welcome, Anon...
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>>43497190
I hope one day this will happen to th0 and cdc.
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>what if he farts?
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>>43497229
repsot
>>43497257
repost

reported
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>>43497103
So is the rest of that stuff also projection?
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https://youtu.be/l0FN57qRc3I
this song is so good it makes me wish i was a trendy asian baddie
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>>43497306
short arms, do not want
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Resisting the urge to go crazy style on my hair with a scissor
>>43497329
Hi
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>>43497317
https://voca.ro/18PHcl1TkMKY
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>>43497257
there's so many more of these but some people were allergic to quoting the original tweet
>>43497272
https://files.catbox.moe/16ha6v.jpg
i saw this pic earlier
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>>43497355
Hi. What's up?
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>>43497369
The sky is raining down on yesterday's tomorrow
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>>43497369
i love skinny little otters like that who want big belly bears on top of them
like yes boy, i will pin you down with all my weight :)
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>>43497369
how many antennae does that router need
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>>43497398
one per load
baziinngaaa
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>>43497369
10/10 hole. sauce?
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>>43497365
Yeah I've seen pics I think. Very unfortunate looking person
>>43497375
Im guud as always just trimmed my hair and eyebrows a little now im gonna play vidya or something. How are you?
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>This image shows a person resting on a bed
thanks ai
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Doing an experiment. My apologies if you get a migraine.
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>>43497413
I'm good but low energy. At my post-op I was told low energy and frequent naps will be normal for another up to a month. It sucks.
How is your cold?
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>>43497425
Please, dont imitate my sister.
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>>43497410
Alarmed_Duty_4953
>>43497420
it's Niki_hiki2099 if you're looking for the origin
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>>43497369
Need to breed
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>>43497443
Who? How?
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I wonder how nikocado is doing
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anyone else only gay if they've not had a wank for like over 12 hours?
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>>43497459
If you imitation her i might get a migraine
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>>43497465
replace the word "gay" with "fantasize about bottoming" and yes, i'm a top that does that
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>>43497435
Pretty much gone now so I've been free to roam around town finally. I'm cant stand being inside when the weather's so nice. Found some really cool shoes and some tops too
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>>43497449
danka
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>>43497466
Trying to figure out how to block her power so let me know if you still get one.
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>>43497306
Holy fuck source? They're hot
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>>43497485
slut
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>>43497126
You don't believe there's guys that pushy?
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>>43497481
A good day for you
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>delta planning out his neck wank in front of us all
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>>43497512
I'm not the slut
he is
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>>43497529
*next
*NEXT
why am i like this
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I need to stop drinking redbull until after I workout
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>>43497513
no i think he is larping cant u read? idrc jus sayin
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ugh tried doing character sketches but I just can't focus my brain enough due to migraine recovery

>>43497115
I live in the southern US sadly
and yeah he's in some taofledermaus videos and he's kind of funny but also charming in a sexy fatherly way

>>43497113
never did
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>>43497529
>neck wank
new genre
cash in on that idea anon
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>>43497534
>>43497512
taylor swift wouldnt want you slutshaming
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>>43497554
Um. Are you getting enough magnesium, vitamin b1, vitamin d, chromium and zinc?
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Ni hao motherfuckers
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i wish i could just live for free as his foot slave
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hi sisters im back
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>>43497580
if this is n**i fuck off and kill yourself
otherwise
mostly, why
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>>43497596
Uhh. Because that works to help prevent migraines for someone I know.
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>>43497554
>never did
Ive heard it and it 100% did.
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>>43497583
how my chinese bf would greet my millions of sperm
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gym bf got me a pompompurin t shirt............
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>>43497534
you're the one searching for his pics
>>43497560
fuck her
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>>43497640
the one with the butthole? he's making his move soon
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Need him
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>>43497619
well it hasn't changed

>>43497657
who is this guy
I've seen gifs of him and he seems daddy coded
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>>43497657
bro looks ridiculous.
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It's amazing how much going somewhere in beautiful, isolated nature is so refreshing and calming.
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thinking about marrying him...until he starts pronouncing pokemon names wrong
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>>43497668
>who is this guy
Homelander
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>>43497640
what does his pp look like
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>>43497693
That's for me too. My ideal job would be as a park ranger at a national park.
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>>43497693
>said while posting on 4channel
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>>43497693
Its almost like humans weren't mean to live alone in little concrete cubes
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>>43497709
You can take your phone outside y'know
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>>43497718
being on your phone kind of defeats the purpose of immersing yourself in nature
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>>43497727
Only a little. If having your phone is enough to get you into nature then good, take it.
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>>43497727
nu'uh
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Touching grass will actually kill you
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>>43497449
sadly that's the only hairy ass post on his profile but it's a decent profile
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>>43497741
touching poopgrass maybe
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why didn't they reply to my email, that means i have to call. but i can't be intimidated by calling because i'm meant to be a grown ass hairy man
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>>43497741
Bro that's a burnt stick.
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>>43497750
ai
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>>43497742
https://litter.catbox.moe/qnrg4v.webp
https://litter.catbox.moe/huk5uw.webp
he had a couple
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>>43497747
Just yell at them before they can yell at you
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>>43497706
I wanted to apply to nature law enforcement
>>43497709
I was trying to encourage people here to get out sometimes. Maybe will help calm down the bitchy negative ones
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>>43497763
>nature law enforcement
how? what?
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>>43497763
Then again it doesn't seem to work on th0 and shiza..
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>>43497755
There was a fire in the area, but then it rained and the combination of fresh rain and burnt wood smells so good. I love the woods when it's cold and damp
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do you think you are handsome?
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Genuinely how can you tell immediately if a man is gay and has interest in you?
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>>43497763
You should apply.
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>>43497783
yeah, i have my moments when i'm looking the mirror after a shower
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>>43497778
Like dnr
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>>43497783
Yeah
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>>43497788
you dont
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>>43497783
no but my ai friends tell me i am
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>>43497794
I can't because green card holder
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>>43497788
How do you not get so embarrassed doing pepe posting in 2026
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>>43497806
they are right you know
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>>43497759
that second one is making my pp hard
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>>43497788
eye contact
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>>43497814
Ah that's right.
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>>43497783
I'm a solid 3/10 sis.
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>>43497858
is your hole hairy?
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>>43497858
the sis poster is back alive kek
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>>43497783
I think I'm average looking but I've heard i look like a serial killer several times so who knows
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Imagine listening to a bottom who tells you his retarded politics that he got from some pop stars instagram
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>>43497875
>Imagine listening to a bottom
Could have stopped there
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>>43497827
nta but how do you get embarrassed on gaygen? posters here aren't even worth half a humina
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>>43497783
I'm unsure
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>>43497838
i dont believe you
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>>43497893
post hole!
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>>43497829
maybe
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>>43497893
How do you not get so embarressed being noticeably cringe among a sea of cringe?
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you can always tell when coopers welfare check hits and he can finally put some minutes on his norwegian metropcs equivalent phone
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>>43497937
do you cringe when you go volunteer at the homeless shelter and everyone can hear your housekeys jangle in your pocket? because that's what you're asking me.
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>>43497951
LMAO WiGGED TO HEL
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>>43497864
yes
>>43497866
I was banned for racism.
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>>43497951
LOL
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>>43497958
are you posting hole or no?
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I need to eat his Sombr
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>>43497904
trust me bro
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>>43497951
How can you tell who is cooper?
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>>43497951
Honestly a big fan of your eagle eye for when im around, you really put some real effort into recognizing my post pattern and i appreciate that
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The grid for Norway on grindr was so disappointing, lots of fats and browns. Eastern Europe has the best grid and it's not even close
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So... what do you gays think of the new designs?
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i love baiting kpop weirdos on the internet they just never know how to ignore stuff
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>>43497983
you are just that pathetic
got a bf yet, fatso?
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>>43497991
I like it. I don’t see why everyone on xitter is chimping out
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who is cooper
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>>43498006
its ugly sonic lite tier...
the realsim is too much
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>>43498006
Same, they remind me of stop motion puppets, it's refreshing.
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>>43497991
in this poster i think they look good, except for falco.
i've seen a lot of blowback and i think part of it is because they just had a really cute fox in the mario movie so people wanted more of the same. the other part is that it's moving away from the usual anime furry designs (people complaining that the eyes are too small for example)
i'm cool with it
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>>43497991
i was reading on twitter that eastern furries like the realistic looking fur whereas western furries are into the cartoon sparkledog stuff more
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>>43498008
Gaygen's Syd Barrett
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>>43497991
wut when did that happen?
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>>43498036
...i don't know what that means
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>>43498042
delta you have one job and that's to be on nintendo's ass. embarrassing.
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>>43498002
Let's not pretend like you're clueless anon, i know you keep up to date about me
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>>43498053
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The pest control guy at my house is so cute oh my goodness
Like ridiculously so
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>>43498046
he was the main guy behind pink floyd, but he developed from schizophrenia from all the drugs they took and he got forced out of the band
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>>43497991
whens the last time they released a star fox game? kind of late to start now, no?
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Spicy diversity the vibrance of life.
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>>43498070
oh so an idiot?
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>>43497991
also i wish they had bigger feet
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>>43498096
You might be
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cooper is what happens when everything is provided for someone and they never have to work
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Super duper pooper cooper
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>>43497991
sex with fox
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>>43498111
Not wrong, i do have pride being able to weasel myself out of slaving for a wage my entier life kek
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Are there any songs that hit you hard in the feels? The one from Lady Gaga, and Bruno Mars, gets me every time
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>>43498070
You forgot, the others forced him into using drugs because they didn't like his song writing when he was sober
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sex with sly cooper
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Name your favorite norgays
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>>43498134
Is that true? Roger Waters is kind of a cunt so i wouldn't put it past him.
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>>43498128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtTU43KBkSE
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>>43498111
explain delta
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>>43498137
Are u fucking dum?
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>>43498128
Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus
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>>43498152
Delta doesn't understand true pain, struggle, and danger, so his life is boring, leaving him depressed and extremely naive
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>>43498161
Yah
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>>43498069
Hit on him
>>43498128
Alot of songs lol but its mostly Swedish songs
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>>43498172
Very obvious self reply
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>>43498128
https://youtu.be/xSazWXtTE5o
>>43498137
picrel
>>43498152
british welfare isn’t as generous norway gives people like $55k/year for being defective
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>>43498122
Big fan, unironically
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>>43498172
I can truly say that I know who delta is more than i know who you are.
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>>43498152
D is a romantic roller coaster
He don't do anything he supposed to
I like 'em tough and mean
Delt's the worst that I've ever seen
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>>43498196
Good.
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has anyone ever seen your pp by accident? like walking in on you naked? obviously having sex doesn't count
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>>43498197
Oof gimmick
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>>43498210
my mom >•< blushes*
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>>43498202
I like delta because he just owns it instead of avatar fagging and larping that he has a bf and women harassing him for sex.
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>>43498210
Yes too many times to count
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>>43498210
I show it off in the public bathrooms on purpose
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>>43498210
My bathroom window opens up so my waist line and penis is visible from the driveway. I opened the window to ventilate earlier in the day and I forgot to close it. then i went to take a shower walking past the gap naked. As i walked past someone shut the window from the outside but its frosted so i didnt see who.
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>>43498217
>>43498220
tell us what happened
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>>43498210
Yes but it was a girl. :/
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>>43498221
slut
>>43498234
my condolences
>>43498231
do you live alone?
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Any migraines?
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>>43498233
>•<
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>>43498241
>do you live alone?
yeh
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>>43498218
Maybe if you keep making these same posts, something will change
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>>43497788
https://voca.ro/1cTpPdwwcwRs
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>>43498233
My mom and brothers saw my dick as a kid, and then i joined gyms and played sports when i got older so I'm sure lots of people have seen it. My land lord also saw my dick when she barged in without knocking
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>>43498210
someone saw it on my phone once
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>>43498210
my dad walked in on me masturbating but he didnt see it was gay porn he just looked and walked away
he doesnt live with us anymore
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>>43498253
Consider roping yourself
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>>43498251
lol i thought it was like a family member
>>43498262
are you a nudist?
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>>43498252
All I'm saying is that if you're still nothing more than a larp poster after 5 years, something's wrong.
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>>43498264
slut
>>43498267
parents should learn to knock
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>>43498276
No far from it.
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Isn't it normal your immediate family sees it? Especially your parents. They cleaned you
>>43498280
There is something wrong with us all
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>>43498269
When you say tope myself...?
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>>43498286
doesn't sound that far. maybe you're just swinging it around town. let me see it, maybe i've seen it before
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>>43498312
neh
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>>43498285
how come everyone else gets interested posts and i only get slut
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>>43498291
>Isn't it normal your immediate family sees it? Especially your parents. They cleaned you
Not if you’re 35
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>>43498253
>when your girlfriend has no friends and she is chewing your fucking ears off at dinner k and wont stfu about irrelevant shit that happened at work omfg
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>>43498316
because i think you did it on purpose. you wanted them to see your dick
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>>43498197
I don't mean to be the way I am
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>>43498310
Lmao so funny, i wasn't joking tho. Do consider it
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>>43498233
i was naked after shower sitting on my bed contemplating life and she opened and closed the door
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>>43498320
I think it's normal for daughters/moms and sons/dads to a point.
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>>43498347
This is just part of your weird fetish that you want to talk about and I won't encourage it, freak
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>>43498343
at least you weren't hard
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>>43498356
Nothing family related is my fetish.
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>>43498347
Why didnt you ask tankanon for his opinion before you posted this
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>>43498362
no at least i didnt have a dildo up my ass on all fours...
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>>43498368
Weird how you keep bringing it up then
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>>43498331
no this was back when i was retarded enough to hand people my phone when i wanted to show them something. not that i take dick pics anymore anyway
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Reading JoJo Part 9 as we speak
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i dont speak
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>>43498373
>tankanon
Oh, I remember him.
I hope he's doing fine wherever he is.
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>>43498376
is a dildo up your ass part of your contemplation ritual
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>>43498392
Ugly doggo
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People love to bring up tripfags that don't post here anymore
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i don't squeak
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>>43498395
no thats an expression, back then i didn't contemplate life, but i should have
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my dad has the uncanny ability to tell me the worst fucking news just as my day or weekend is about to start so i spend hours upon hours in anxious tension.

went an entire month without suicidal thoughts. think thats a record
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>>43497741
you're so fat you have jelly rolls on your wrist
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>>43498404
Me :)
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>>43498210
ooops gaygen walked in on me by accident! whatever should i do?!?!
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>>43498418
should have dildo'd your ass more too
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>>43498128
this song always makes me so emotional it reminds me of my grandma
https://youtu.be/uEhTNHRZZLg
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>>43498423
So what's the news?
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>>43498435
absolutely not
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>>43498392
Don't ever fuckimg reply to me ever again you newtard >>43498386
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>>43498433
i bet that guy could get this covered by his insurance if he starts limping
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>>43498433
jesus h, wtf is that massacre
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>>43498398
Silence fatty.
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>>43497788
you look directly at his pp and see if he has a semi-erection
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>>43498452
I'm not fat anymore
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>>43498445
are you buttshamed?
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>>43498337
Lol whatever your imagined issue with me is feel free to bottle that up.
>>43498328
>Weh weh weh bitch always yappin
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>>43498069
maybe this is your chance to escape mediocrity
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>>43498433
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>>43498462
no i have a skintag
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>>43498433
Here's what we're gonna do *finishes your circumcision*
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>>43498433
is it the result of a botched circumcision?
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>>43498446
Darling, I will reply to whoever I want. If you have a problem with that, send me a location and date so I can kick your ass.
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TSA just flagged my cock as an "unusually large object" and I had to get a pat down. That's the most contact I've gotten in over decade lol
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>>43498475
no its when you dont get enough action like you
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>>43498128
you wouldn't get it, you're wired differently

>>43498210
i don't shut the door when i go to the bathroom or shower, in fact i hate doors, all bf's have seen me naked, probably wiping my ass too
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>>43498477
Unironically new
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>>43498477
ca, modesto, redwoods apartments, high noon!!!
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>>43498470
how big was your dildo
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>>43498496
large egg+
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>>43498479
>"unusually large object"
were you hard?
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>>43498489
gross, shut the door
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>>43498510
shutting the door while your on the toilet just causes the fumes to be worst when the door finally opens and it takes over your entire living space

also mildew and everything else... never shut your bathroom door
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>>43498444
My parents are running out of money fast. They have to live in their cabin for the next few months because their landlord kicked them out of their apartment. They are supposed to be retired but most likely have to work because of the circumstances and my mom is back to drinking heavily and will most likely end up costing them 200-300$ weekly at her usual rate of buying booze.

I'm just so worried they'll become homeless
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>>43498523
disgusting
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>>43498210
We had an open bathroom, I've seen all my family naked. Most of my close friends have seen me naked.

Also me and all my friends used to try to see like who could pee the furthest. I was known for being able to pee over the creek that ran along our neighborhood.
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>>43498503
No just wearing loose sweatpants. I don't even have that big a dick just a pointy soft bulge
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>>43498545
>>43498545
>>43498545
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>not having a bathroom fan or a window
>>43498523
What is it like an outhouse or something?
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>>43498531
do u repeat this larp every year or every two years
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>>43498556
those don't do much in humid environments, only proper air conditioning vents help
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>>43498568
I would like to apologize for not checking my humidity control privilege, that was a blindspot and that was really ignorant of me



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