old >>43523409
>>43526452ick
What's this weird thing thats been going on where some of the thread URLs have the title in them and some don't?
>>43526473the urls never have the title, luv, just the post number
>>43526480Check bigen he's telling the truth
>>43526473why are you so consumed by these threads that you've taken notice of such things should be the real question your asking yourself
>>43526480Keep an eye on it. Its happened a few times this week.
>>43526473got him!
>>43526484unhh you're right. wtf is this trickery? ive never seen this before. we need th*rny's expertise for this
odds long socksevens no show socks
>>43526516This very threads url has now been updated, as well
i added too much peppermint extract to my coffee oh fuck
>>43526523>peppermint>in coffeeyou should be flinged off from a trebuchet, dear
I'm still working the cum through my system
>>43526520these are both bad options. wear crew like a normal man
>>43526521You're right. I refreshed and didn't see it, but then I clicked from the catalog and now there it is. Idgi.
>>43526528>wear crewhnnnnnggggggghhhhhh
>gaygenners talking about what makes a normal manLmaooooooo
odds he's a janitorevens he's a custodiandoubles he's in construction management
>>43526525back in january my local store was selling peppermint coffee at a sale because the packaging was christmas themed. it was really good, but now they don't sell it anymore. it was literally just today that i realized i could simply buy peppermint and do it myself. ...you want some?
>>435265164chinz is arriving in 2005!
>>43526523how to ruin 2 good drinks at once!
>>43526529ChatGPT just said "lol newfag" so now I'm completely lost
>>43526553Greetings, thorny
>>43526537a janitor cause mods are fags
i will force the next person who stays at my house to drink peppermint coffee so that i have more evidence of it's tastiness. i won't even tell them about too, they'll take a sip and be surprised
>>43526540i dont like any extra flavor in my coffee. it just needs to be dark roast with creamer, sugar and that it be hot. now thats a sexy cuppa coffee
>>43526558i dont know who that is but i see they got shizas husband!
need a guy who thinks deep thoughts
>>435265462005 was 21 years ago. WAKE UP!!!
>>43526563i recently read that spearment is basically like estrogen... troon
this general is almost as bad as /r/askgaybros but not quite that bad yet
Henry Cavill x Clavicular hot sexy p*rn
>>43526573yeah thats how the 4chinz code looks like
>>43526576...it's a good thing i said peppermint. but i do have some spearmint gum oh god oh fuck
>>43526582i thought they updated after the last hack but what do i know. im an utter novice at programming. i dont even have programming socks and hat yet
>>43526581Mmmmmm nnnnngghhh aaaaaah....
>>43526581r u colored? no one who is white find either that attractive
>>43526589the look on that dog's face LMAOOO
>>43526589its basically the same plant... post deformed pole
>>43526576I used to buy spearmint tea in bulk in these big bags lol drank so much of that shit
>>43526602and now your fat?
Need a guy who has simple thoughts and is dismissive of all my concerns and ethical hangups and is kind of like "bitch shut up and just eat the fuckin guacamole" and my back stiffens and I eat the guacamole.
>>43526601spearmint is like mild salsa and peppermint is full flavored spicyactually, spearmint increasing estrogen is punishment for not enjoying peppermint
day whatever of being disappointed thorny didn’t kill himself overnight
>>43526563It sounds like it might be okay with cream and sugar. I can't mix for shit though and would over do it a thousand times before getting it right. A bit of coco and maybe its a minty mocha. I'm a real klutz with such things though.
Wtf is with all the ESLs in here right now?
>>43526615good question
>>43526615stfu bleagma
>>43526615My phone is too big for my tiny fingies and I typo a lot :l
I'm getting adverts for pregnant women but I'm a boy :w
>>43526610interestingly very different chemical componentspeppermint is a looot of menthol etcspearmint almost nonebut both basically toxicPeppermint has a high menthol content.[40] Dried peppermint typically has 0.3–0.4% of volatile oil containing menthol (7–48%), menthone (20–46%), menthyl acetate (3–10%), menthofuran (1–17%), and 1,8-cineol (3–6%).[41]menthofuran is basically poison
Do you poop the cum out if you swallow?
>>43526609so, you're looking for an average latino papi?
>>43526615most are white, they just grew up poor, i'm psychic
>>43526629don't give up, anon
>>43526609>dismissive of all my concerns and ethical hangupsIf guac is your first example then your hangups sound retarded
>>43526611how i feel when biboomer posts
>>43526611Don't get disappointed. Just ignore it, even if the subhuman whose family should have been pushed into the ovens 84 years ago is jumping hoops to get even a little bit of attention and will avoid any filter to get it's yous. It's a creature of a negative plane, his job is to make you feel some type of way about it. It has no one in it's life because his life is the life of a schizophrenic ostracized outcast poop monkey and this is his only form of socialization that is left. Do you really think you are so low that this old wretch on drugs can be your equal and drag you down?
>>43526631the poop is made of undigested fiber and bacteria. cum is none of those. hence, cum does not get "pooped" out. it gets absorbed by the inner lining cells of our guts
>>43526630I wonder whats in catnip or why it makes cats goofy. Don't worry, I can look it up. Just thinkin out loud.
https://vocaroo.com/1dcFwnUVL4P7
>>43526646This is false my husbands kids form into a poopbaby in my boiterus making me mpreg and then i give birth to it in the toilet yup
do you think slayer's homeless tent is comfy?
>>43526645thats a lot of text for a troonigger, did chatgpt write it for you, kiddo?
>>43526651it's called shitposting, slayuhh. youre taking things too seriously around here
>>43526615Aзилия
>>43526634BWC daddies that hardly listen when I yap and are usually a bit irritated with me
omg i smeared snot all over my mouht...
>>43526647me with male pits and socks >>43526645and hes not even fit and hot anymore so
let's have a competition on who can write the most disgusting post GO!
>>43526647me with male pits and socks AND pubes
>>43526681>and hes not even fit and hot anymore soIM WORKING ON IT, JENNIFER!
>>43526688nice
>>43526643I can tell the schools failed you because you're able to naturally spot the ridiculous melodrama, but aren't aware of it's rherorical function
>>43526685i love you, anon...
>>43526685
>IM WORKINGlol
>>43526713i just smeared snot all over my mouth...
blowing your nose in public with a mustache/beard? it's a gamble. i always excuse myself and go to the bathroom to do it.
>>43526718*wipes it off with my sweaty adidas crew sock* your whalecum
oh i posted that already lol...im downloading company of heroes 1 to play today>>43526730eating too, nasty
shiza is a cum whale sperm shark
shiza is a single mom who works two jobs who loves her kids and never stopswith gentle hands and a heart of a fightershiza survivor
>>43526746shiza is a cum sow
last night i threw up on his dick and ballsthe vomit even slid into his ass crack and onto his sheetshe was just like "it happens.." while looking at me awkwardly and taking out his phone to call an uber which he paid fornever getting drunk and going home with a guy again
>>43526685GIRL YES I SECRETLY GO INSIDE MY COUSINS ROOM TO SMELL HIS PEE STAINED UNDERWEAR WITH SKIDMARKS AND ONE TIME WHILE I WAS DOING IT HIS PET HAMSTER FELL IN MY POSAY AND I USED HIM AS A VIBRATER AND HIS CLAWS WERE SCRATCHING MY INSIDES SO I KEPT HIMTHERE UNTIL HE DIED FROM OVERHEATING I NEVER TOLD ANYONE SINCE.
>>43526754this young BBC looks good and pretty, probably has white admixture
>>43526733>company of heroes 1never played it. i loved commando back when i was a kid though. i can still hear the ALARM! ALARM!!! in my head
>>43526751Brave to wakeup alive today sis, you're gonna bounce back from this.Getting cross faded and keeping throat numbing spray in your bag helps.
>>43526754mr pancakes formerly known as gaydead "gd" caught in 4k ultra hd
>>43526751It's funny that you and shiza were in the same predicament last night.>>43526759Thank you for your honesty. Don't know why you had to go on a tangeant in the second half of your confession.
>>43526751I once threw up on a guys cock but just kept sucking he looked shocked and mega turned on bc i think he didnt expect a nerdy autist to be so freaky until he nutted puke and cum down my throat luckily we were outside so most of it just went on the ground
>>43526759PeridoT.
>>43526730why? Ive never had a beard does it get caught in the moustache?
>>43526759is your cousin hung trade?
>>43526782another time a guy shoved his fingers down my mouth which almost made me puke
>>43526792at the very top it can, and believe me your coworkers will not point it out to you
>>43526795i think a lot of guys have a secred puke fetish desu
>>43526685Last night my room mate told me she had gonorrhoea and needed me to lick it clean because it was too crusty and painful for her to shower. i put antiseptic cream on my tongue and started licking her overweight crusty infected pussy to clear away all the scabby puss filled bits.
apparently grindr has a new sound effect when you open it?
I want to puke and gag on a BBC and wish my ass hole could puke and gag on a black dick too
>>43526685I collect slugs in the garden blend them and mix them into my tops food and protein shakes he often feels sick and tired lol
>>43526813Your poosay can shit doodoofeces on the bibisi and then you can slurp it off :D
>>43526811How will my coworkers find out I'm a fag now if they change the sound?
>>43526754Now you make me feel bad about my upcoming bbc hunt and eventual romance and love with the owner of this perfect bbc
the thread got so disgusting even thorny's food is more appetizing at this point
shiza’s highly textured bussy
>>43526834ribbed with genital warts for your pleasure
tops! don't forget to do something nice for your bottom this mother's day!!
>>43526731socks are not for being gross
>>43526853r u joking
>>43526853Bottoms should be honored for being impregnated by their tops.
>>43526754lol he nailed the typical gaydead perfectly
telling my bottom he is starting to get as fat as his mom on mother’s day
>>43526832ate a grilled sulausage rn
i'm gonna gawk gawk on your cawk cawk
>>43526862ofc not, bottoms deserve recognition too! many bottoms are dog moms, and have taken enough of their top's cum to impregnate a small village, so they would be mothers if they could!
>>43526809you live with tumor? my condolences
>>43526888obsessed 24/7
>>43526893lol ikr?
So many pregnant bottoms these days.
In a shiza's house, there is always black women empowering music is playing constantly and greasy soul food is being served all day
>>43526882you better fuckin not
>>43526874I like slightly pudgy guys though
>>43526919here i come!
>>43526920and what body type are you?
>>43526920loose bottoms for twinks with huge dicks
we need another trend like balancing shampoo on your bulge
squeak >.<'
is coffee good for you
>>43526935Average. Maybe a little fitter than a typical American guy
>>43526951shut it ya dumb cooze >>43526953yes but people often turn it into a milkshake
>>43526961literally me making oreo expresso milkshakes the other day
>>43526953coffee makes your poop messynot bottom friendlyI drink green tea
calling your bottom mommy for mother’s day
>>43526953If it's not overloaded with sugar yeah >>43526971My experience is that it's not as bad if you're getting enough fiber and water
i think i'm gay for a guy
>>43526965>oreo milkshakeswow thats a great idea
>>43526985wtf they don’t have oreo milkshakes in your country?
>>43526943suddenly I am asking myself why this hasn't already happened yet and am actually a little ticked about it
the rest of the world is so deprived america ftw
>>43526982i'm gay for this guy
>>43526987maybe. I am pretty dumb
:(
>>43526953Used to work at a grocery store where a methhead would regularly come in and open and eat instant coffee with a spoon. Her teeth were black and her clothes were always stained black and she always bought the coffee she ate plus three or four more cans
>>43526994H-Holden???
>>43527011this guy is a twitter bottom
>>43526953I once looked up the origins of coffee and it's quite depressing. Basically was used to keep slaves awake for longer hours and to keep them in debt. Now it's sold to us as a good thing as the rich get richer..
>>43527023why is his BWC so big then?
>>43526953No its literally a hyperaddictive psychoactive drug that destroys your body like cigarettes
i genuinely think gay people are less evolved or something the way their brains work is very primitive
>>43527039for flopping around on his top's stomach
>>43527023don’t know if i could be with a bottom that beard mogs me damn that’s thick
Poo :P
>>43527011What the trannys saw once they were sussesfully sissy hypnotized by his feet
>>43527053yeah but um, no you
>>43526994>>43527023the beard is giving mental illness cry for help. it's a pity because he was ok in his porn days and the body is much better now but the beard and the facial expressions are a mess
shizas gonna cause the next great depression if she dont stop eating all the food
>>43527068needs better arch game
Got a nice package all rightGuess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
beard4beard
>>43527093Lesbians??
>>43527093if the mustache doesn't connect to the beard then my penis doesn't connect to your anus
>>43527093true love
>>43527057can he use it for his SWC top?
>>43526480yuh uh
>>43527093gay guys usually can’t grow good ones or good body hair for that matter
>>43527113roidgut
>>43527124idk theres a guy i fucked who is nearly a gorilla with all the hair
>>43527078Shiza causes great depressions in couches every time her family gets her a newer one
>>43527093how do you know who's the bottom
shiza causes earthquakes when she walks. mother nature fears her
>>43527129
>>43527132the best bottoms have beards. the better question is how do you know who tops
>>43527124are you sure? redditp.com/r/gayotters indicates otherwise
shiza causes erections when she walks my dick fears her
>>43527142
>>43527145are most gay guys on there?
>>43527145here comes the erection
>>43527159don't get upset with me, angel face
UGH I LOVE COCK
>>43526953Nah it's just a legal drug to make you less miserable at your shitty job
>>43527188but enough about alcohol
Chocolate cumshake
hairy hole from the back w/ hard cock
>>43527200BBC supplement
>>43527200when u nut and he has diarrhea
>>4352716345,000 active posters on that subreddit, comparable to a small city
>>43527195lol>>43527205YES!!!
Lanky twinks
Plying a twink with alcohol so he will show me his alco-HOLE
>>43527205many bottoms fail the hard part
>>43527238they don't even pass the hairy hole part
>>43527195Yeah I don't drink. It's a depressant and my baseline is already low enough.
anon needs some 4Loko
My only addiction is lifting and complaining online
>>43527257shit of the side of the road?
4loko tastes like liquified jolly ranchers
>>43527264sounds like a polish insultey cyka, you fucking shit of the side of the road
>>43527257You're my ideal kind of man sis.
i feel like most porn is made for bottoms/cucks/people of that nature
>>43527289London Cuckold is kinda hot ngl
get dressed, have some coffee, lift up my bf's leg and take a whiff of his sock, and i'm ready for the graveyard shift. the bf part has been eluding me
>>43527289do better
>>43527299would you take his socks with you to sniff throughout the night?
>>43527289it is and women (which might be redundant)
>>43527298too many ftms on his account
>>43527299do better
I been weak at this thread for the past 30 minutes
>>43527299sniff your own sock until you have a bf or get some dude's sock to sniff
>>43527302are you a bottom or a bottom cuck
Stop pretending feet smell good.Licking clean feet is nice though.
>>43527282>fuckinglifting
am i a twink still or a babyotter? my facial hair only grows out to the current amount and my body hair is barely noticeable (i haven't shaved in over a year)
>>43527311That's true
>>43527318
>>43527303>>43527317there's no point if a guy's not wearing them.
>>43527289Porn is rarely ever bottom POV. It's almost always top's POV.
>>43527326poonee
>>43527326a failed male
>>43527326not sure need to see the hole and pole before i can issue a ruling
>>43527331then make friends who will put their foot on your face. it's not that hard
>>43527335like 99% of porn is cuck perspective what are you talking about
>>43527335it's always cuck POV. the person watching is not involved and the 2 dudes actually having sex are staring at you in the corner
>>43527353>>43527354I'm ok with being a voyeur.
>>43527365ok cuck
>>43527311to be fair being cucked by a pooner is probably the most humiliating thing that could happen to you
>>43527376it is disgusting for a gay man to lose to a straight mentally ill woman
>>43527320I'd rather lick a sweaty foot after a long day of work than a clean one. More character.
>>43527365more like goyeurism
>>43527314everything fries you haeux
>no porn for bottomsYet there are 30 minute comps of bears and daddies swallowing loads from glory holes, and fleshlight ASMR dirty talk, what more do you need?!
>>43527404exactly. and being a cuckold is a humiliation fetish. so it adds up.
would you date an ex-fatty with scars, loose skin, stretch marks?
Gay monogamists are getting uppity.
>>43527320I'm not pretending. It's just that it's an acquired taste, like coffee or beer. You gotta work your way up to the good stuff.
>>43527428is he getting back into whoring himself
>>43527354I only jerk off to yandere bf confesses his love ASMR
>>43527428I would, but his girlfriend has to watch.
>>43527428yeah if the damage wasn’t too bad don’t think i could get hard for frankenstein’s monster
>>43527326you look like my first husband
>>43527428If he stays on his ozempic.I'll even help him put glycolic acid and gel pads on the ones he can't reach
Monogamy is a trap for people who are afraid of being alone
>>43527326Im pretty sure you can be both. Very pretty
I need recommendations for soft twink heavy breathing and whimpering ASMR.
they should invent a go pro for your dick that you can stream to a vr headset so your bottom can literally see himself being fucked
... how tf does this gen keep taking the fun out of sex?
>>43527473my nose is bleeding a bit
>>43527384why was this deleted? i didn't even get to reverse search
>>43527473have you seen shiza?!
>>43527473perhaps it’s the fact that everyone else isn’t created by your mind and is capable of having different tastes from you
dick cheese or toe cheese, which do you prefer?
>>43527499for me? butt cheese squishing out around my cock as i fuck into an almost painfully tight hole
>>43527491damn, first time ive seen mascbot slip up and speak
i want crab legs
like smashing playdoh with a hydraulic press
>>43527467They already have endoscopy porn where they put a little camera in the bussy and you can see the dick head coming in and out and then cumming.Do any of you even goon for real?
>>43527496no, its definitely not that...
>>43527534Smash
>>43527521i've seen people do this with bad dragon dildos
>>43527521does it stream to a headset so i can make gay guys look at their assholes stretch for cock as it happens
Share your gooning habits. How do you optimize your gooning output?
>>43527539with a brick
>>43527547nothing more than a bunch of porn tabs and lotion
>>43527547i don't have time to waste doing that stuff
>>43527547i edge like an adult
I want to be owned by someone
>>43527448that's sweet but most guys find me too eccentric
>>43527540Not the dildo cams, it's the other way around, the camera goes in the bussy first and looks back at the dick>>43527542You could do this theoretically, but you'd require a custom cock sleeve with a camera, like the bad dragon videos.It's be easier to just stream the cuck cam to the TV and make your bottom watch that, which is also really hot, even if not as polished as your idea.
>>43527549in the head
>>43527549With my sloppy hole
>>43527562
>>43527563how hairy is your hole
leave a little surprise for your top by shoving a few ice cubes up your hole before sex time
>>43527572no not him
A colonoscopy is how you look at it. Sure, its a medical procedure. But its also being surrounded by a roomful of masked men drugging you until you pass out and then putting tools up your ass while filming with women watching. And someone else pays for it.
>>43527534>>43527574
>>43527562Be my slave sis.
>>43527566link?
>>43527549>>43527568oooh shes mad
>>43527574don't have hair there besides some peachfuzz on my butt
>>43527326my understanding is you cant be a twink if you cant pass for underage (thats not my rule that's the gay communitys rule). you're really hot though.
>>43527560
>>43527596>annoying retard>schizophrenic for his chinky retard>lack of taste>a pedophilemakes total sense
>>43527563in what way?
>>43527612why do you keep posting this. get a new one
>>43527612Hairy butts tickle and overstimulate my sensitive normal unmutilated dick head
>>43527583Ok but I dont do dishes or cleaning
>>43527627seethe and cope lol
>>43527591pubes?
>>43527640weak
>>43527618I'm not a pedophile bc 1 I'm young and hot 2 I like guys my own age or OLDER, and I'm not really into twinks myself and 3 he's a gook not a chink so check your privilege
>>43527641i don't do yard work.
>>43527612Would
>>43527666perfect BAC domtop
>>43527499dick cheese is the only cheese for me desu. it's like a little present after a long day. toe cheese is just... gross.
mama duck just laid an egg in my yard
>>43527641i'd won his heart iykwim
>oooh shes mad
I need a TV show where people talk about each other's holes. Who's hairy and who is hairless. People trying to figure who is top or bottom. Who is kinky with bdsm, feet/socks, drinking pee, etc. Who has the largest cock and smallest cock.
don't tell me about your oviposition fetish
>>43527705that room is cleaner than i would have expected for him
freshly baked>>43527715>>43527715>>43527715>>43527715>>43527715
>>43527710that's just gaygen with voice chat enabled
>>43527711it’s weird that your mind went there i just thought it was funny she became a mother on mother’s day
>>43527710I've seen clips that display the diversity in bodies like that. I enjoy it a lot really
bottoms who lay eggs are mothers. Then their tops eat the eggs and become demigods.
>>43527710hole hairness should be public information
Anyone who looks better than me is a poon, a troon and if they reject me, a troony poon.Now back on topic: I finally worked up the balls to ask a troon out and she turned out to be more man than me, made me look like an ass and my whole plan fell apart. Therefore, I must yap about troons online every day on the gay thread until I am dead. Let's talk about it some more.And if you think I'm insane, you're a loony toon trans troon poon baboon too.
>>43527623my accent, interests, music tastes if you heard me you'd just think i was a hillbilly
I wish i could feel his locks of hair in bed and kiss him.
