>>43527715>QOTT: Do you fulfill the stereotype of the fashionable fag?
Why is no one awake
Im awake
>>43529807It's mommy day
oh nyoooo theres a bwig scawy thundewstowm ouwside tfw nwo bwf with haiwy awmpwits tow hwide iwn >.<
>>43529767Nope. Not even trying. I dress like i wrestle catfish in Alabama.
>>43529807i'm awake
>>43529837your hole sounds hairy
R2d2 is a butch dyke and c3po her gay silly queen bestie
>>43529821
>>43529807google time modesto
>>43529767my coworkers say i dress like an old man
>>43529866Shiza with her choid
>>43529767I'm not gay.
>>43529863i see it
>>43529846It probably is. I don't look at it.
can one of you call me? i think i misplaced my phone
>>43529872old man hole is like silk sis.
Who wears socks at home? I mean i know about the white socks fetish by this point, but socks aren't comfortable and I'm not wearing them unless i go out.
Would you https://x.com/mikitaposts/status/2053197171747418357?s=46&t=i3sxsNs9Pk6YaCpnJVVhow
>>43529946sure whats your number?
>>43529970hell no my feng shui is trembling im not doing anything infront of a portal to the spirit world thats how you get your bussy pozzezzed
>>43529975867-5309
whichever anon posted that catbox at the end of the last thread i hope you know i hate you and i would hunt you for sport if it was legal
>>43529990>pozzezzedheh
>>43529964some brands and materials are comfier than others>>43530014his self-aware humor is very cringe but he is very cute
Was Napoleon a bad guy?
>>43530040he annoys me in civ 5 and he was short. what more do you need?
>>43530040depends on how you feel about hubris
>>43530034built
>>43530034everyone who makes and watches that shit is cringe. does he post hole though
fallen, and still yearning. can't cope anymore :(
>>43530034Wearing socks indoors doesn't feel right to me personally. Like I'm babying myself.
>>43530040He was a good leader sis.
>>43530054he only posts on instagram (and tiktok) so you now how that ends
do you fit gay dating standards
>>43530077there are plenty of not-like-other-girl gays that it doesn't seem worth bringing up. a lot of gays i know irl aren't the ru paul kind. he should have a skin care routine though he's gonna get a bad neck when he hits his mid 30s
>>43530076i don't use either so i don't know but i'm assuming that's a no. his only potential redeeming quality hidden from the world
Fuck you, i'm gay
>>43530122no you’re not lol
there is only one man for me
>>43530077Sounds pretty similar to me desu
>>43530138you would relate to the fascist
>>43530137but he's straight
>>43530077I'm definitely not like the other girls sis. I don't want to fit in cause gays are boring hot whores. I'm a cyber cunt bitch.
>>43530157Idk who sam altman is/was
>>43530137You have been brainwashed by heterosexuals.
>>43530121it's probably hairy at least
>>43530122Know who else was gay?
>>43530137what’s the deal with the hold shiza has on the minds of everyone here
>there's a tiny hole in pit of one of my favorite shirtsthe end times are nearing
>>43530184Very rapeable
>>43530196ask chatgpt to fix it
>>43530189shiza?
If you eat fried foods during a pregnancy your baby comes out with clogged fried brain arteries and they'll never learn how to do math. That's why so many people are "math" illiterate or have "dys"calculia. They never dissolved the fat clogs. I did with apple cider vinegar.
>>43530184holes aren't hairy until i see them
>>43530237ur boring
Would you date a professional scientology speedrunner?
>>43530237fems don't know they can keep their holes smooth with this one trick
>>43530269super glue and a rubber band
>>43530262What's that?
>>43530262Yes, if he's cute and loving and know the map of the building
>>43530298Running into a scientology building and recording how far you can get before getting kicked out by security
>>43530310...no? its progressing to theta 12 and summining Ron
r8 this antique dresser i bought yesterday.
>>43530330You have good taste, i rate it 9/10.
Would you date a foot? Not the guy, just one of his feet.
Mfw i learned the pasta queen is a platinum meritorious top scientology donor who donated millions to them
>>43529583I don't think of anything, just enjoy the feeling >.<
>>43530346she is? nononono, this can't be real. how am i gonna trust what that lady says when it comes to bolognese ever again? and ravioloni too...
>>43530269a flame thrower
ravioli rabioli. give me the formioli.
>>43530330Looks fancy! Very detailed craftsmanship :)
>>43530330The sexiest thing ever posted in gaygen
What did you do to celebrate Mother's day today?
>>43530330what the fuck you need an antique dresser for? you could have bought rum.
>>43530384Maybe go out to a nice place to eat!What about you, Anon?
>>43530330I think it’s quite insensitive of you to flash your wealth like this in times like these. Many people are struggling to make ends meet, many are starving and struggling. We’re literally in a recession sis and you come here to flash your expensive antique furniture? Like sorry, but that’s quite insensitive
>>43530384I called my mom and told her how much I love her and I thanked her for all the things she has done for me and for raising me to become the person I am today. I said to her that without her I wouldn’t be the amazing person I am today and I would never have made it in this dog eat dog world without her. And she means the world to me.
>>43530406it would be expensive if it was in perfect condition but as you can see it has a lot of damages that i hope to be able to fix in the future. i only paid four hundo for it and it's perfectly fine as-is, just a few cosmetic blemishes.
>>43530330hello tex i think that’s a nice dresser did you get a good deal on it
>>43530384CardToken present
>>43530406We watched one of her favorite movies this time The Wizard Of Oz, which is always a classic. And I went out to eat with her yesterday because it was less crowded.>>43530423ヽ(´∀`)ノ I'm happy for you Anon
>>43530432Hi Delta do you have a nice gaming PC?
Wait ours is in march>>43530446I tried but idk
>>43530451Aww you seem like you'd be into computers
>>43530503i'm gonna end up looking like this but with smaller boobs. trust the plan.
Cum cum cum cum cum cum
>>43529872what a cute bottom
>>43530511>but with smaller boobsi won't go lower than a c cup
>>43530513holy thishttps://litter.catbox.moe/f8jt72.mp4
>>43530330it's giving elder mother sis
>>43530426Dang your rich lol. You can tell by this pic that your house is expensive. I thought you were like struggling working class tex.
His dresser is ugly...
>>43530564>masturbates without touching the headis this a cutdick thing?
>>43530564damnnnnn
>>43530606yeah its sad to look at
>>43530606no. i touch my head all the time especially since i can use my pre as lube
>>43530629Really my ex always wanted me to tug his mutilated dick like that do they not feel anything on their head
I appreciate the effort put into very fine hand made furniture, but at the same time I don't think I would want to furnish my own house with it.
texas is not real
>>43530595She got that bougie Louis Vuitton swag drippy wet girl
>>43530669Tex doesn't live in Texas.
>>43530679denveranon
Texanon is a hardcore scientologist
White women like tex love antique furniture because it reminds them of Jim Crow and slavery
>>43530686You weren't supposed to say it
living out my sex fantasies with anon
>>43530704the bbcfication of texanon
>>43530646probably depends on how the penis was mutilated, how much sensitivity organ was removed, how much scar tissue.i figure they dont desire the head touched like we dont, touching the glans itslef is not like fun, edges are too sensitive, so they pull the shaft skin to stimulate the remaining erogenous skin tissue if any... otherwise it must be very sad, like those african women who get their clitoris chopped off
>>43530695is that why she doesn't wash her hair?
>>43530758Tex said she bought her antique dresser because it was made by real slaves during the 1800s and her white woman EMF detector could feel all the bbc ghosts living in its drawers.
>>43530437how old is your mom and dad?
>>43530755how come
>>43530704This shes probably a racist :/ if she was truly an ally to poc she would give her house to a black family
>>43530803he deserves it
>>43530812they house an entire black family in their cloaca
>>43530755open up your asshoe wiiide
>>43530812>"give yo house to me cause i a knee grow"kys
>>43530788is there anything in her house that is not carrying the turgid thick bbc energy?
>>43530812Tex said she calls 911 on her black dates after she has sex with them to get them tresspassed. Really shocking behavior omagawd
>>43530330honestly it's really nice and looks expensive
>>43530384went clubbing
>>43530330>find out where texanon lives 0/1>make him my bf 0/1>steal his antiques 0/1
>>43530841Not surprised
>>43530841I thought 911 is her code for one black guy with at least 9 inches a day.
>>43530833Tex purchased an original slave master's bullwhip at auction because she said she wants to use it on her grindr dates :((((
>>43530406when did you become poor? isn't your dad rich? aren't you a lawyer?
>>43530875It's so much worse than that. It's 911 bbc per year is her goal
>>43530790Average age for a mom and dad who had a son who's in his early 20s I'd say>>43530853You mean you went to a nightclub right...?
hes just like me desu
do you guys think Sam Altman and Peter Thiel have gay porn videos with their husbands on a website, and no one knows it's them?
how is it that tex can be simultaneously a antique furniture connosieur, a bbc torture dominatrix, and the president of argentina all at the same time... where does xhe find the time
i should have bought pre-diced garlic. this peeling and cutting shit is for the birds>>43530920yes and it's fetish porn and it's ski mask deepthroat porn
who do you think tex will chase out of the bedroom first: me for not being the blackest darkest inky black nightly absence-of-light afrikaans nigger or yet another one of her BLVCK BVLLS because they let me prep their thick blk blm huge black CVCKS and liked me more because i'm not as mentally ill as her?
>>43530920Peter Thiel doesn't have a husband does he? anyway the stuff that keeps him hard can't be found on the surface web
you just know a toilet hates to see shiza coming
>>43530938crush it tard
Shiza tried to marry Trump but he said "fuck off faggot nice slav genes but no real pussy to grab" and sent her to Peter Thiel to seduce and now shiza tried to seduce him in private and lusts after him his husband and his sons
>>43530981Most toilets probably hate bottoms tbqh.
is it that part of the thread already?
Why is grok not freaking working aaaah
>>43530978need to lick him from the neck to the tip
thoughts on my kind depressed bf who is figuring things out?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcD3gaBYb3Mthoughts on my non-dualistic positive bf?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liuR_qUiDpI
>>43530330Very nice but those busted pieces of trim around the top are going to be a bitch to replicate to fix it up
any proper pc people know if I did a good?
*sneeze**sneeze*
>>43530906Why are they talking on Omegle
>>43530900whats your opinion on transsexuals?
>>43531144gesundheit if i was frech id say schönheit
I need to eat his tiddies
collecting boyfriends like labubus
i start cooking the burgers without heating up the oven to make the fries
>>43531194>like labubusugly and worthless?
>>43531143are you buying 32gb of ram for 400 pounds?...wrf do you need a 20 core unlocked multiplier cpu?!
Biting tex' neck in a fit of lust and passion, only to get alcohol poisoning because her blood is 90% alc by volume. Oy vey
I collect plushies
>>43531219oh god no I already built itI got that for £80wtf is going on with ram
>>43531236Do you harass them? I like to sit on mine and fart.
tex is the only one over 30 who still gets treated like he's fresh meat on here
>>43531195Bc u use a air fryer?
>>43531247NO I DONT FARD ON THEM THATS ABUSIVE
>>43531162They're fine I suppose, I wouldn't mind being friends with a transgender. But I don't think I'd be interested in dating of them.
>>43531250It's because he was so joosy and succulent in his prime
>>43531291Imagine how big his turds are now because of how ran through hes been from bbc
I can imagine tex sitting on a big black cock and i want you to imagine it now
fruitcakes are actually good omg
Every day, I understand gay bashing just a little more.
>>43531335Don't do that
>>43531379this was a bit. you felt for a shitpost
spanish or portugese bf pls
does anyone remember the amateur guy who’d secretly film his sex encounters on this laptop? i recall he got killed by one of the guys he had sex with when he found out he posted it onlinei think his user had “red” in it. he was a 30-40 year old ginger white guy
>>43531379why do people sound? do they have a tight urethra or something? is it sexual?
listen to anything gay lately?i'll post some gay male artists music i've been enjoying since no one liked them on /mu/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGLo7hWLHUY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5Xzjrj5GV0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hyo9KdCOuc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwjzJ5OmK-Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqtqIqHupmA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAlb5pd7sNUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8ejuvP0Z9ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcUEC6y6MQghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noJBPxe2eW0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVfwlryHlx4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU-7QQDp_PE
>>43531393randy?https://gay0day.com/videos/6065/hot-bi-curious-latino-first-time-experimenting-caught-on-cam-randy-1/
>>43531379>what's an ikea daaa-
>>43531395having your urethra stimulated feels like you're cummingalso if you go deep enough you can reach your prostate
>>43531395It feels good in my pussy
>>43531406holy shit yes ty anon do you happen to remember what his username was on xvideos?
there was a time i thought about sounding because i thought it'd let my precum come out easier. then i thought i was crazy for thinking that
>>43531393i'm not some sort of loser porn freak and don't follow any pornstar's x accountsimagine following a pornstar lmao, who could be that pathetic
>>43531438there supplements to increase your precum and i dont think it comes from your urethra does it? i thought it came from glands in your foreskin
>>43531379So there’s a rod inside his dick?
>>43531445his videos are goated
>>43531393i am a loser porn freak and i follow pornstars x accountsi cant help you though never heard of him
>>43531445was that a shiza read
>>43531244u magical being deltoidits like u live under a rock... we are being trolled
>>43531451>from glands in your prostate
>>43531451i already have a lot of precum. it stays in my dick though so me or the guy has to press on my shaft a little to get to start coming out, if that makes sense. it's not a big enough deal for me to start sounding over it, even if it would help.
>>43531379If you don't stick needles in your dick or blow out your hole by 21 they call you boring.
>>43531286>finewhy are you fine with reality distortion? how can you be fine with us and not date us, chud?
>>43531465if so i miss the old shiza who use to draw, be creative, and did more than jerk off to porn all day this new straighter shiza needs to get bent
>>43531437no only that his name was randy and that if his videos get reposted someone in the comments will always bring up he died
>>43531469do roof tiles count as rocksI know it's to do with ai bs
>>43531403>no one liked them on /mu/gee i winder why...
>>43531475top or bottom
>>43531485good then i can rub it in their face when im 30 and they're crackwhores on portola
>>43531506why? i have good taste in music
>>43531386no, actually You fell for a shitpost ... moron
Tom Brady celebrating mother's day by sending his daughter to his ex wives house
>>43531537and i oop the gworls are fighting
>>43531526Was that an sf reference?
>>43531516vers top
Semen is like three different fluids or something, all from different parts
whats so bad about scientology i thought yall like science
My disgust for cum is getting worse
>>43531545I wish i had a hot dad who fucked me silly when i was a chile
>>43531527is that taste with us in the room rn? i listened to one of those links, never agayne
>>43531553yeah but i forget which street all the prostitutes go on
>>43531581Daddies should love and care for their son's needs.
>>43531597Eddy in the TLMission around 24thPolk and Van Ness used to be the gay stroll I've read, but that was long before my time. Idk if there is a rent boy scene anymore it's probably all moved to apps
>>43531545The legs in the middle are fake. You fell for a shitpost.
>>43531545is tom brady the guy that kisses his daughter on the mouth or am i tripping
>>43530384>bought my mom one of these shawl blanket thingies instead of flowers bloomieblankets.com and an antique kitchen hutch>>43531590you're probably esl so you can't understand music in general :3
>>43531659his sons
>>43531635Yeah totally >>43531659No that's Leiv Schreiber and his son is trans now
I had a guy proposition me for a hookup for money but he looked underage. Both of his ears were pierced and he didn't look like the sort, but he asked anyway.
>>43531692alphas alpha!
I like fashion but I'm ugly so I never dress well because it would be jarring ugly people should dress ugly
>>43531692if they look young and cute and proposition you with money for sex they have aids (at least i would assume) or they are reptilian and will eat you
>>43531743I'm the opposite, I'm gorgeous but I don't care to dress nice. Clothes are for comfort for me.
>>43531762sure u are sis
>>43531756Ewwww
>>43531756I wanna fuck this little slut
>>43531608wow hello daddy
>>43531663only anglos understand musics? i thought it was the niggers
>>43531756>>43531802
>>43531774>Jealousy It's hard being beautiful...
>>43531676shiza's dad is leiv schneiber?
I got hard constantly from Leiv S. in Ray Donavan when I watched it.
it's gonna b cloudy and rainy all week
When the bbc is extra spicy and you just have to dance for it
>>43531756trannies are disgusting
>>43531819Yes
>>43531810i'm just trying to cope that someone doesn't like my music tastethe rudeness of it all
>>43531840the birds on the wallpaper trying to fly away from her dusty old den of deprativity
>>43531868that was my favorite part to whoever makes this ai stuff. they did a job with the birdies
>>43530330>>43530426this piece is haunted, i get the name Caroline, maybe a previous owner passed away, i just had a flash of blood on it after a gunshot went off and hit this woman, i would get out a blue light to see if there's any remnants of body fluid, hope I'm wrong