Faes of Cage editionold >>43605568QOTT: Which Nicolas Cage role is literally you?
im brwownan
>>43624253niggys scare me
ur brwownan
>>43624253>QOTT
>>43624317you're mistaken, that's literally me
lord of war is literally me because im at war with these hoes
>>43624349I'll die of liver failure before you to prove you wrong
do I need thick body hair to use an epilator, this thing is doing nothing to me rn
alcohol is poison but i'll keep drinking that garbage
>>43624370you better start catching up fast pal because i'm already 3 stints in rehab and a case of hepatitis deep
>>43624417I kneel
>Qott:
this guy sucks
god, that shelby is quite the specimen.
drinking more to age myself and make my skin worse and ruin myself even more so there's no chance I'll ever make the mistake of having hope or trying again
i mean have you seen the body on eleanor? god damn.
>>43624253The petty moonstruck hand guy
going to the tranny hangout only to meet these 19 year olds with their youngshit girlfriends is genuinely suicide inducing holy fuck bro
never meeting anyone again
mocking me
mocking myself
glocking myself
gocking myself
cockblocking myself
>>43625242manmoder meetup moment
I should do meth
fuck chuddy afterwards
i kno that chuddyhole go crazy!
friends took me on a walk to cheer me up and i successfully made sure i barely talked about the serious stuff B)
imaging having friends
ill be ur friend
imagining it. pretty nice
since im an npc in the literal sense i cant form real human connections so the best i can hope for is a long and convoluted dialog tree that will inevitably stall out
>>43625879Friends are all fake and pointless to have around. they do nothing but waste your time and use you. your brain requires some kind of social interaction so just go walk at a park once or twice a week for 20 minutes. it works for me.
>>43625901well do you wanna see how far you can push that dialogue tree?
come thru
>>43625904no offense, but i’m not taking advice on life from someone on mmg
I'm unlovable and unfuckable
>>43625909yea :3
>>43625930what are you afraid of?
>>43625941what do you mean
>>43625839kill chuddy afterwards
ever since i was spiritually raped i find it hard to shower or eat
chudette would you let me hit
no I'm disgusting and ugly and everyone hates me and I will never believe anyone who tries to lie otherwise again
oh come on it'll be so fun
*punches your ear*
fuck you I hate you all
do i have to beg
>>43625980like, what are your big fears in life?
>>43626261failing to do anything of note to anybody
I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHINGI WANT TO BE EVERYWHEREI WANT TO FUCK EVERYONE IN THE WORLDI WANT TO DO SOMETHING THAT MATTERS
all of my fears came true
me too
i feel so fucking ill
I WANNA FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL
i think i just got broken up with :(
>>43626266“to” rather than “for” kinda sticks out in my mind. do you see doing things for people as like, servitude? or am i the weirdo overthinking the wording?
>>43626487although it is ambiguous, I believe you are misattributing the "to" to the "do anything" rather than the "of note" in a way that creates this apparent stand-out or interpretation of doing things "for" people
>>43626483sorry that sucks it's been a week for me and I'm not coping
>>43626504yeah, it’s just my brain immediately thinks of like, harm when it comes to doing something “to” someone
Im just a highthon
>>43626514why'd you breakup
>>43624253https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AMiGIzoeBg
OH MY BEAUTIFUL LIAROH MY PRECIOUS WHOREMY DISEASE, MY INFECTIONI AM SO IMPURE
https://strawpoll.com/w4nWWP7MJnA
wake up
grab a brush and put a little makeup
:)
i fucked her btw
nuh uh
no one would ever want to fuck me
im actually being fucked rn
my 3ds won’t charge :(
>>43627355by life or
>>43627393;)
I can't do this
I'm going to eat taco bell until I die
omg lets eat taco bell 2gether
I'm at the pizza hut
all this weed and alcohol and taco bell and no one to share it with because I'm old and ugly and insane
damn you sound like me
>>43624253why do cis women react like that when you tell them you're gay?
suffering
writhing in pain
literally meit's visceral and physical and I can't stop hyperventilating and sobbing and pacing back and forth
unless I immobilize myself with enough substances
same bestie ok going to drink until I can sleep
my 20s were a bust, my 30s will be my decade
I'm so fucking depressed
I vaped too much weed and now I can't breathe and I still can't get my mind off it
>>43629367Lmao i cant breef
I could really jump off a building right now
>>43629411sounds like a scary way to go
yeah but what's more painful, splatting against concrete for a fraction of a second or continuing to live
despair
should I have more to drink
suicide or apply to jobs
might as well let go of all inhibition before death and try to do something
like what
>>43629547I say yes to thatcheers
I mean I just wanted to be your woman and spoil and baby you with love and affection.
giwtwm
>>43629573cheers
>>43629571idk hold one more girl, travel somewhere new, eat a local delicacy, see if the beauty of the world can change you
>>43629606I'll never hold anyone again
gotta try
no, I think i's pretty evident at this point that I gotta give up entirely
it feels that way doesn't it but may as well give it one last push
yeah one last push away from life
I got close to finally being happy. I was happy for like two days. Then it all went to shit
I know things can be so good, we can have it back
and then but so
>17401032ended up on last season of mmg by accident and its funny to see recognisable faces posting
frick >>17401032
I can't have anything
Getting up about to open up the jobsiteGet up you lazy queers
>>43629772>people giving me shit because I couldn't afford laser yet and was too depressed to shavellllolllllll
no sleep, just paralysisyay
