Well, what would it be?
I woke up with an erection.
>>23537423Gee willikers!
>>23537423I wonder who we six teens are
>>23537423Huh?
>>23537423>Hitler did nothing wrong, was tattoed on his chest.I have to investigate who this Hitler character is.
>>23537423call me greg.
>>23537423>Six teens woke up in a hotel with no memory of who they were.
>>23537423>Once upon a time, 6 teens woke up in a hotel with no memory of who they were.
Six teens, aged sixteen, slept in serried ranks on the hotel floor.
>Six lolis woke up.
>>23537423>Imagine, if you will, the following smell.
>>23537423Six lesbians were fucking one day then forgot their roots.
>>23537423Like the angry gaze of God, the first thing Protagoniste felt was the harsh, incandescent rays of the morning sun, blazing through the windows, searing her eyes, and stinging her very mind.It's supposed to be an opener.
>>23537423Once upon a time and a very good time it was there were six teens waking up in a hotel and these six teens who were waking up in a hotel had forgotten who they were.
>>235374236 naked teenagers in the showers at Ram Ranch hotel.
>>23538759>stinging her very mind.lol
>>23538539I have no idea what this means but I am regardless terrified
The teenage boy woke up in a cold sweat, his pants drenched in piss. Who was he? Where was he? Why were there five other people in bed with him? at the moment, none of those questions mattered. What did matter was how he was going to un-piss himself before everyone else woke up.
>>23537423>What the hell, he thought, shit's lookin kinda Ohio.
>>23539495What the sigma? How did I, a nonchalant-zeroaura skibidi end up rizzling these five other gyatts? Shit looking kinda sus fr I don't fw this.
it was a dark and stormy night, and the flash of lightning and crash of thunder suddenly awoke them. there was 6 of them and they all slowly rose and peered at eachother with confusion"I...I dont remember anything""why are we in this hotel" one of them barked
>>23540574this one's actually good
I woke up in my GAY bed with my GAY friends and today we will do GAY things to deal with our feelings about being GAY. I accept by NYRB accolade.
