That is, reading Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace during summertime.
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I like a small cold buttcheek. Women's buttcheeks are often cold. If I focus I can remember what it feels like for a buttcheek exactly like that one to touch my nose and exactly what licking her sweaty tennis ass would be like. All women everywhere would be frightened if they knew how much I can reconstruct the full spectrum experience with all five senses of smelling and licking their ass just by looking at them. I'm like a one man holodeck and a rapist combined, like Peter Riviera from Neuromancer but my spooky eyes trick only works on me and it works on all five senses not just the eyes. I can feel the warm panties over her ass hole against my nose. If I knew only women would read this post I would continue in extreme excruciating detail and ruin sex for them and make them hate men forever, but because I know men are reading I will be courteous and stop here. But I already know her asshole like I know a topographical map that's also a scratch and sniff.
>>23538472I'm not entirely sure why you think your vivid memories of sexual experiences are or would be upsetting to women generally. Could you elaborate?
>>23538439once upon a time this .jpg would stimulate an erection.
>>23538472If I get a boner reading another man talk about his experience of sexual fantasy, does it mean I'm gay?
>>23538545While watching porn, you get a boner watching another man fuck a woman you'd like to, no?
>>23538545That's basically just femporn.
Should just make me horny, but instead it makes me angry to think this whore exists somewhere, playing tennis without a care, submerged in a world of wealth, surrounded by people who threat her like a godess, and I am here in this shitpit, unable to sink my fingers up her asshole and cunt. Desire gets blocked by this black, bitter feeling and all I can do is write this inane uninteresting shit until I decide I had enough of torturing myself and I close this stupid thread.
>>23538545I jack off to horse-cocked Colombian trannies' cumshot compilations and consider myself 100% straight.
>>23538564If it makes you feel better, this image is at least 15 years old. She's older now, probably with kids, skin not so taut, a famous fupa, cellulite legged and a pelican chin.
>>23538439One summer when I job fell through I did a meme trilogy summer and did Infinite Jest, Gravity's Rainbow and Ulysses one after another.
>>23538577I have to constantly remind myself of the ugly realities of life to cope with my insane envy and jealousy. I need to remember that everything is less than ideal and more than imperfect, that decay touches everything and that my desires can't be satiated. I want to stop craving things I can't have and that that, should I have them, would in time prove to be not enough.
>>23538585I bet your parents were so proud.
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all thatThey're just too close together, sorry, but its true.
>>23538599Lol I didn't tell them about it but they do say they're proud of me for some reason.
im playing tennis with a girl tomorrow. i hope she wears a skirt.
>>23538585And what did you think of that? Worth it? What's your ranking?
>>23538621Definitely worth it, for sure. Ulysses was the best, powergap, Gravity's Rainbow, power gap, Infinite Jest. Still liked Infinite Jest, I think of it as a sort of advanced YA, goo for precocious 17 year olds and I don't really mean that as an insult either. I probably think about it more on a day to day basis than Pynchon as well, though he is definitely a better author. I adore Joyce so there's really no contest there.
>>23538612What people say and what people think are two very different things.
>>23538651My other two siblings are fuckups so I look great by comparison. It didn't fall through so much as it took way longer to start than they said it would, I did get the job eventually.
>>23538620If she doesn‘t I wouldn‘t play tennis with her again.
>>23538609This is an observation I've noticed too. During the act of coitus, a dip in my hips could send the sexual encounter towards a conclusion I had not envisaged! Genesis tells us that everything God made was good, doubly so after the creation of humans, so why has He, in all infinite wisdom, created the vagina so close to the anus? It is a thin sheet, the perineum. It is easy to become lost down there! This information should be public knowledge. It is incumbent upon me, upon us, to reveal this to the world and it is why we, replete with knowledge and manly confidence, a mind furnished with the truth, will not rest until this purpose is fulfilled.Brother, I feel I have gained an ally in you. Let us never tire until the work we have started this day is worn out in completion.
>>23538609>They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.It's getting more closer together every passing year. It didn't used to be so closed together in women of the past. I remember I saw a study on this. It's almost like evolution wants to merge the anus and the cunt of women. Like chickens.
>>23538472Okay, Dave. Maybe finish your shitty book instead of wasting your time writing erotic fantasies.
