Imagine not having an entire library in your hands.
>>23623221kill the ereader threads already
Use Audible like a first worlder so you can hear the prose and keep your hands free for jacking off.
>>23624869I have two hands, one for an e-reader and one for my erection
>>23624951With two hands, you may stroke the shaggy while cupping your balls.
>>23624951Me reading Willard and His Bowling Trophies.
>I present to you: the entire collected written works of humanity>some assembly required
>>23625081Shit book, doesn't even have half the words Joyce used
>>23625214Joyce is a special little boy, the guy threw up neologisms at the tip of a hat by drawing from the 10 other languages he spoke (or even used other languages outright)