Why are midwit Redditors so obsessed with Gnosticism?
Marcion is right desu
>>23626399Why don't you go ask them instead of shitting out low effort threads here?
yeah so like the bands i listen to? you probably never heard of them...kinda underground....not mainstream like at all...soooooooo yeah
>>23626399The revile their own decrepitude (rightly), generalize this to the entire physical universe, and worship their own “intellect”
>>23626421Well I'm hoping they'll come into this thread and explain
They worship their own intellect. They were reddit atheists 10 years ago.
because it's the truth
it's what internet males with 115 IQ get into when deprived of pussysimilar to torrenting
>>23626472>my end-all, be-all is contemporary american sexual politicsvery sad. mayhaps its you that needs to get some pussy, gentlesir
>>23626480(triggered gnostic redditor who gets no pussy)kek>Verification not required.
>>23626482>le... sexi see. you're retarded
>>23626484Respond quicker next time. It will prove you're definitely not upset at being accurately called out as a gooning redditor midwit
>>23626472>>23626482I hate gnostics and you're still a faggot for caring about le pussy. Go back to Instagram.
>>23626487>le... internet people>le... sexinvigorating
>>23626493>no don't criiticize reddit!post your username.
>>23626503>his solution to the problem of evil is cumming inside a vaginakek. i miss being 21
>>23626492>getting laid or having a wife/gf is BAD
>>23626509Sub-100 IQ. The question was: As you clearly are defensive about Reddit, what is your Reddit username?
>>23626510"Getting laid" is bad, yes. Casual sex havers burn in hell. Having a wife isn't bad. But it's not the be all end all cosmological telos like Americans make it.
>>23626515>sex reference>must be american euros have more casual sex than americans. amerifats living rent free in the rest of the world's head. embarrassing. read some books, the internet has rotted your head
>>23626513>can't disassociate a model of reality from a vanishingly slim minority of its proponents>le pornography, le redditghastly retard
>>23626525It's an American boomer mindset that has spread to the rest of the world. Europeans are more Americanized than many Americans in fact.
>>23626526>can't answer a very simple question on the fact that (You) are defensive about Reddit and your subsequent Reddit usernameGnostics really are pathetic
>>23626528>Y is more X than X... because it just is, okay?Your lack of critical logic and Amerifats living in your head remind me why this website has gone to shit. Are you African?
>>23626537he's right. americans and their vassals are obsessed with sexuality, because they're corroded nihilists. such as yourself.>p-post your r-reddit u-userwasn't even funny the first time
>>23626543>p-post your r-reddit u-user>wasn't even funny the first timeYou stick out here, redditor. xo
>>23626545i suppose. what is your response to the problem of evil? genuinely curious
>>23626548mocking redditors like you for being midwit faggots. hope this helps
>>23626548there is no problem. pain and suffering and incompleteness are good. god made them so by definition they are good
>>23626554>>23626556kek i REALLY miss being 21
>>23626562me too. all those years gone by and for WHAT
>>23626399I don't get what Gnosticism is
>>23626562not the same poster, redditor retard. maybe the lack of usernames confuses the redditor
>thread is filled with an actual redditor chimping outgnostics not sending their best
>>23626568nice edit element samefag kek
>>23626568you're both retards, retard B.
>>23626576textbook cope. lol - lmao, even
>>23626581>>23626579fuck off, samefag retard A.
>>23626583>>23626581>>23626579>>23626576samefags
>>23626581don't cry just because you got found out little gnostikiddie
>>23626590firmly anti gnostics, they are midwit redditors
>le trannies>le sex>le redditis this the intellectual ceiling for anti-gnosticism?
>>23626593switching sides now because you got humiliated? how pathetic.
>>23626598You know we haven't used "le" even unironically since 2017, redditor?
>>23626598>NO NO NO SEX ISN'T IMPORTANT IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER SEEN A VAGINA kek gnostics confirmed for incel redditors
>>23626599Indeed. I am a gnostic and subsequently pathetic. you got me.
2024 /lit/ is just 2010 /v/
>>23626606>le board culturereddit.
>>23626611i'm glad you are able to admit it. i accept your concession.
>>23626613>reddit.Yes, we know at this point (as you have gone over multiple times ITT) that you stick out as a redditor and come from there.
>>23626620>>23626616>>23626613>>23626611>>23626608>>23626606>>23626599>>23626593>>23626590>>23626588samefag arguing with himself for attention
>>23626616You're welcum
>>23626624samefag trying to boost xir's own posts
anti-gnostics got nay nayed on.
>>236266122010 /v/ actually mogs 2024 /lit/ in basically every way. less third worlders = higher quality discussions
I could easily get pussy especially where I'm living now but it's pointless.
>>23626641volcel is much more dignified than involuntary
>>23626643>>23626641volcel is an incel cope if you werent an odious little redditor you could easily find a woman WORTH having sex with
i'm talentless and rather dumb so the focus on gnosis rather than faith is really appealing to me.i fantasize about achieving some sort of transformation by putting in years of work and toil into knowledge eschewed by others. that's all it is, really.
>>23626654having sex is a hylic cope
>>23626654sense-addicts like you are so fucking miserable.
>>23626657Your mom calling from the kitchen: try transforming these dishes from dirty to clean
>>23626660>>23626658lmao sour grapes niggas
>>23626654>anything that doesn't have to do with COOOOOMING is copeYour brain on coom
>>23626661funny, i have to clean up and cook for my girlfriend because she's useless
>>23626664ebonics using retard. you are not even bronze tier. a straight monkey. you are the ideal puppet of the demiurge, forever trapped in the world of generation.
The biggest thing gnosticism had going for it was the unique and edgy cosmology that felt like secretive and revelatory knowledge. Too bad reddit found out about it lol.
>>23626675>he lets reddit dictate his views on realityreddit
>>23626654>you could easily find a woman WORTH having sex withThere are none. I'm better than you, too. I'm a volunteer firefighter and save families from fires for free, and also an EMT. You can keep getting your hopes up, though. You seem very young and sex is indeed nice.
>>23626671>ACTUALLY PEOPLE WHO SUCCEED ARE THE REAL LOSERSlmaooooo dude come on
>>23626684yeah. stop posting lmaooo like a girl, faggot.
>>23626679oh yeah? well i'm a chief double firefighter astronaut and i save 30 babies per second and pay for the privilege! who's pathetic now? you talk like a five year old
>>23626684for all i know you are a 15 year old who has to go back to school in 2 weeks LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS NIGGA BUGGIN THO FR FR
How is this loathsome Niggerbeast still hereare anti-gnosties this negroidic
>>23626690you're effeminate. the other guy writes like a man, you write like a child.
>>23626690I didn't give you permission to respond to my post. You're going to suffer a lot, kid. Don't reply again.
>>23626692>are anti-gnosties this negroidicyes. big overlap with anti-vegans/carnis, too. something deeply sad and performative about what they take to be masculinity.
>>23626677go back
This thread made me gain sympathy for Gnostics because of this nigger chimp zoomer talking about "dat pussy and $$$ nigga fr bix nood mf gnostics str8 Ohio"
lmao at how easily the gnostic redditors here were trolled
>>23626703kek, that was the plan.t. the gnosticanon who baited the tiktok reject into embarrassing himself
>>23626698you cant stop me faggot redditorshouldn't you be off crying little reddit tears about the beautiful reality God made for you?
>>23626703wait what is Ohio i dont know that one>>23626700im a woman actually
>>23626718gnostics afraid to reply when a woman enters the threadpussy makes them sour grapes niggas quiver like scared chihuahuas
>>23626718tits or gtfo
>>23626732sorry you have to admit you like material reality first then you can see them because i am a material girl
>>23626718gooo goooo gaaa gaaaa *fart*
>>23626735I renounce gnosticism maam...
>>23626736The rhetorical height of Gnosticism. You are a shining example of your kind.
>>23626741boobooo bapanaga
>>23626399Because it's a way to be like>I know the secret truthWhich is bonerfuel for every sperg online including most of you
>>23626738alright you earned it
>>23626749>>23626744>>23626741>>23626738>>23626736>>23626732>>23626718samefag retard
>>23626744awanababa ra goo ga
>>23626753take your meds schizo
>>23626761Wow, I can edit images too.
>>23626761>inspect elementPathetic and cowardly liar.
i made every single post in this thread
>>23626771Nice, me too. Anti-gnostics blown the fuck out again.
>>23626779clearly gnostics were the ones who lost in this thread fucking retard redditor
>>23626745/thread
>>23626798why are you still here samefagging? dont you have a family? a job?
>>23626745>>23626798>>23626399It's more like "I believe in christianism but the old testament is just intellectually impossible to believe in, if we consider a good God. But this version of the story makes perfect sense and is 100% solid, without flaws"
>>23626844It's all hobgoblin nonsense
>>23626851Prove it then
>>23626853Alright. Proven.
>>23626399>thread teasing gnostics for being midwit redditors is filled with pants-shitting gnostics getting trolledepic.
>>23626860You are the personification of the current state of /lit/.
>>23626865>disprove all of religion right now in a 4chan thread>omgggggggg you're ruining the board!!!!And it truly was a very Muppets Christmas Carol
>>23626878I claimed that gnosticism is 100% solid, without flaw. You claimed that gnosticism was nonsense. I asked you to prove your claim. You don't need to disprove all of a religion. To prove that something isn't 100% solid without flaw, you just need to find one single nonsense to prove the first claim wrong. Does that makes sense for you? Or should I explain it like I would a toddler?
>>23626897>Or should I explain it like I would a toddler?
>>23626897What do you use as your evidence that gnosticism is solid
>>23626900Nta but you lost, dude. He chewed it up and shat it out for you and all you have is a basedboy and greentext
>>23626936>basedboy go back to plebbit, tourist
>>23626936Thats not even the same anon you spergalicious definition make them Boyz go loco
>>23626910The stories of the Old Testament do not make sense under the assumption that God is good, at least for me, and it looks like a completely different God than Jesus. I read the Nag Hammadi, which are ancient texts supposedly found in 1945 in Egypt, and it presents a version of the story that makes complete sense. Why does Jesus contradict the law that the God from the OT gave all the time? Why did the God from the OT ask Adam "Where are you?" if he is all-knowing? Why did God destroy the Tower of Babel, fearing that humans would reach Him, if he is all-powerful? Why would God be "jealous" when people worship "other gods," if he is the only God in existence? Who is he jealous of? Why did God let His angels descend into the world, rape human women, and generate the Nephilim?Sorry for so many questions, but it seems like Jesus Christ is a completely different person from this God.
>>23626936nahh he got you bro lmao
>>23626962None of the stories make any fucking sense because they're stories written down by men in a book. You know like, Harry Potter or the Iliad. They're not real things that happened. So there's your proof. My belief system is predicated upon things i can either observe, or logically comprehend in the abstract. Yours is based on reading a fucking fanfic and then going "but which part of this storybook is the real part?"Don't ever speak about "proof" again.and get off the drugs.
Brahman is one supreme God mayonnaise cumskin goblinsJew worshipping filth my people reared skyscrapers and controlled the movment of moon while you scrabble in caves for cast off foreskins to gobbling
>>23626976Ok? That might be a good answer if it was what I asked. Sadly, I asked for proof of "nonsense" inside the story of gnosticism. And, as you said, you can only prove what you see, but you can't unprove what you can't see.
>>23626981>controlled the movement of the moonWhat? kek
>>23626998The nonsense part of it is that it's not real. That's what I'm saying. The reason the OT doesn't line up with the NT is because they're both myths, stories, they didn't happen. So that's why there's a mismatch. Thats why its nonsense
>>23627004read mahabharata jew worshipper it is historic document unlike politic greed lie of Bible or Principia Sophia jesus was a con man and you buy it. you would give your sister to a wild man or jew
>>23627006You are correct. The OT and the NT doesn't line up at all. But the OT lines up with gnosticism, and the NT lines up with gnosticism, and both at the same time match gnosticism. Even if it isn't real, the story still makes sense under gnosticism, and it doesn't makes sense under modern christianity.I am not asking if gnosticism is real or not, I am asking if gnosticism makes sense. To put it in an allegory: I can say "Thomas has only one apple, which is blue". Well, blue apples don't exist, but this story makes sense. If I follow that phrase with "Thomas ate his only apple, which was red" then the story turns nonsensical. But if I reveal that 2000 years ago a guy wrote in the middle "A wizard came and turned the blue apple into a red one", and some organization decided to burn those writings, then the story makes sense again.
>>23627041You said without flaws. Under that framing, it's valid, but not sound. The soundness issue is the flaw
>>23626399What book is this?
>>23627710The Journals of a Redditor Gnostic by a Midwit
>>23627059You retard they're all parables they're not supposed to be sound.
>>23626399It's heckin SECRET and ESOTERIC Christianity that was SUPPRESSED by the patriarchal chuds. Also they say that the spirit is more important than the body and I feel that as a transwoman.Also holy shit what a garbage thread.
It is satanic.
>>23626399>LE HECKIN REDDIT!!!
>>23628297you stick out. go back,
>nooooo you are supposed to trust the hecking councilerino and worship the pagan triad!
>>23626399You want the real answer? They're too socially inept and awkward to join a masonic lodge.
>>23626417Fpbp
>>23626399If your religion says Jews worship a demiurge your based. Case closed.
>>23628338Based
>>23628338they're based midwits at best
>>23628357At worst
>>23628361for you
>>23628113Lol
>>23628277How so? It worships christ
This is the worst thread I have ever read
>>23626399Easiest answer for the evil paradox
>>23626399people get into gnosticism because they're beginning to develop a sense of spirituality, but since they're from liberal, irreligious backgrounds, they'd rather read 1000 gnostic scriptures and perform occult rituals than just go to church and be beholden to moral laws. for them, that's the hardest thing to do.
>>23626472Torrenting actually gets you something. Gnostic belief can’t even do that right.
>>23629049That is true.
>>23626556He wasn't talking about pain and suffering. Some gnostics believe pain is a good sign. He was talking about evil. If you think evil is the same as pain and therefore that evil is somehow good then you might not have thought out your own faith that much
>>23626654Indeed. Monks and nuns are pathetic excuses for human beings.
>>236290794chan posters mog them
>>23629080Indeed. 4chan users are better human beings than monks and nuns
>>23629082I think there was a monk who posted on pol over 10 years ago. kind of lol
>>23629085I wouldn't know. I don't go on /pol/. I also don't like to torture myself by shaming myself for not having sex or something like some of the incels-in-denial who are posting here.
>>23629090cool story, brah
>>23629096I mean, it's obvious isn't it? Why else would somebody so vehemenently bring it up unless he knew how much it bothered him specifically? Why would he even bother to reply with such a meaningless non-response unless he felt somehow obligated?
>>23626399Because they're retarded and can't understand Genesis 1-3.
It's antisemitism, plain and simple :^)
Why are Christians so hostile towards people who use reason and logic instead of blindly believing in Jewish fairy tales?
>>23630236Why would Jesus quote OT if all fairytales??? Read sum patristix broski
>>23630302Eat shit Judeo-Christian. Gnosticism is based
>>23626399Spirituality without morality, faux hidden knowledge, much problem of evil (despite the fact it's still a problem in Gnosticism)
>>23626417He's wrong because he's a retarded schizo jew like everyone else in the times of Christ.
>>23626637Stfu oldtroon.
>>23630236Not a single thing about the entire corpus of gnosticism is rooted in logic or rationality.
>>23626399Day 1,827 of begging for a religious board to not have this spam every fucking day
>>23630302I refuse to read jewish proselitism
>in this moment, I am euphoric.... not because of any fake and gay demiurge's blessing but because I am enlightened by my own gnosis (I started jerkin and smoking weed and watched evangelion and then bought a copy of nag hammadi texts and began posting on /x/)
Why are so many anons obsessed with reddit? It’s weird. From what I see their literature subs are much better than /lit/ albeit slower, since here functions a lot like generic social media for many nu-/lit/ anons
>>23631057did you do this yourself? is that why the example is so specific? when did you grow out of it?
>>23626417Pretty much
>>23626399>waaaaahhhh le evil mean demiurge wont let me have buttsex!
>>23631057lol
