Tom Bombadil
>>23825441Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
>>23825441Jackson was right to cut this out completely.
>>23825446Filtered
>>23825446A based chapter in the books, but would have been cringe in film.
>>23825455they just needed to change the lyrics to be sensible to a modern audience
>>23825443Bright blue his jacket is and his boots are yellow!
>>23825457GloRillaOn gang, gangHuh, huh, huh, huh (Chaii's hard)AyyIt's seven PM Friday (yup)It's ninety-five degrees (woo)I ain't got no niggaAnd no nigga ain't got me (let's go)I'm 'bout to show my ass (baow)These niggas love a freak (huh)How the fuck is that your man? (Huh)If he right here with me (the fuck? Ayy)Turnt up with my niggas (ayy)Turnt up with my bitches (ayy)Turnt up at my shows, yeahCuzzo got that blicky (ayy)Sixty thousand fans came to see me do my dance (huh)Got a million and one haters and they all can kiss my ass (mwah)Turnt up with my niggas (ayy)Turnt up with my bitches (ayy)Turnt up at my shows, yeahCuzzo right here with me (ayy, uh)
>>23825455this. the anti-climax scouring of the shire would not have worked in film either
>>23825472Bombadilla ahuh uh uhsun cummin updem merry doll bitches getting downmy chrome in da sunlightfittin to break off in some river-woman's daughterno plus size hoes for dis niggano noxema ass hoes for dis niggagot water lillies for deez bitchescan you bitches hear deez lyrics?Goldberry giving up dat headBitchass Willow-man a fukin fedTom Bombadilla gotta grindBombadilla got dat fresh Filagot water lillies for deez bitchescan you bitches hear deez lyrics?
>>23825443I wish there had been a scene of the two rough fuxking while the hobbits were forced to watch uncomfortable
turn your ass right the fuck around. get out of here you inhuman demon. GET OUT