What are you biggest RED FLAGS in books, anon?
>>24092324If it's enjoyed by a bunch of faggots
any novel that fancies itself more clever than its readers (you know the sort)
>>24092324There’s a character that is the “wise” and “deep” character and that character is merely a mouthpiece for the author to spew everything that they think is deep.I’m looking at you 1984, Brave New World, and Brothers Karamazov.
>>24092346In 1984, to reduce Winston to a mouthpiece is to miss the point: the man is not an answer, he's a tragic question, a deeply flawed individual in an equally flawed world. Hardly an uncritical mouthpiece for Orwell; he’s a man struggling, losing, failing. Orwell’s use of Winston is as much a vehicle for showing the crushing power of a totalitarian regime as it is for presenting his own philosophical concerns. Of course, if you’d rather read something devoid of ideas, you could always fall back on the sensationalist fiction that passes for profundity these days, where characters don’t have to wrestle with anything at all.
>>24092324When it has the corporate memphis cover art design
>>24092533don't judge a book by its cover etc.
Publication date
>>24092582If it uses that type of cover art then I will judge it and I will be right 100% of the time.
I can tell pretty quickly if an author spends a certain number of words describing the sky that the book is going to suck. And this is usually within the first handful of pages.
>>24092663How many.
>>24092455Imagine thinking that that anon was talking about Winston and not O'Brien. You just failed the IQ test that wasn't meant to be an IQ test.
>>24092324are bald beard fat guys growing beards different length now so people can tell them apart
Female author
>>24092747>beard length More like belly circumference
>open history book>BCE>close history book
21st century translation
>>24092324>3+ book trilogies and series>All 1000+ pages
>>24092324>THE BOOK COMMUNITY
>>24092324Jewish authorI don't read them so i don't pollute my mind
>>24092954No Bible for you
>>24092324If it is about a family over generations.
>>24092324No ToC and, if non-fiction, no index.
>>24092324Female authorFemale protagonistFemale audience
>>24093048those arent the same jews
>>24092324Wow. I have almost exactly the same facial features as the guy on the right. Is this a Saramago's The Double moment?
>>24093078They sure seem like it. Abraham isn’t even technically a Jew because his grandson is Israel but he haggles with God and accepts gifts from someone to marry his sister who is actually his wife. Jacob (later called Israel) is posited as the first Jew and he puts fake hair on to trick his blind dad into giving him his brother’s blessing. And the autistic obsession over etiquette persists to this day
>>24092345anything by Mencius Moldbug
Fuck everyone who calls everything a community these days. Reading books doesn't make you part of a community, it's just something normal people do. There isn't a brushing your teeth community or a wiping your ass community.
>I only read non-fiction because it's stuff that actually happened. Why read about things that arent factual?
I wanted to write female author but frankly thats just not correct. Women barely write philosophy, horror short stories or warhammer 40k slop which is my main target in books so when I come upon something written by a woman I'm actually kinda interested.If I had to actually give an answer I'd say "new york times bestseller" sticker or the German equivalent of "Spiegel Bestseller"You just know it will be slop.
>>24092324>the Book Community
>>24092734>>24092346>Simpsons reaction pics>utterly pedestrian novelsBack to /tv/ sir.
>>24093647>The mere fact that you mentioned 3 pleb books means that you’re a pleb and don’t belong here. It doesn’t matter that all 3 books are included in /lit/‘s “top 100 books” chart. It also doesn’t matter that your whole point was that you don’t like the books.Maybe you should think more and post less.
>>24093657>>24093665The fact that you rewrote the majority of your post to sound more eloquent belays the fact that you use /lit/ because you think you're among intelligent company rather than because you actually read.Perhaps you will discover that most of /lit/ actually only reads genre fiction and the same three basic philosophy books everyone read for college.
>>24093676>belaysImagine trying to lecture someone about being a pseudo and saying “belays”
>>24093676Imagine trying to lecture someone about whether they belong on /lit/ while using Reddit spacing.
>>24092333soibois are worse.
>>24092663>The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.It's the first sentence, you must hate Neuromancer
>>24092324>author is influenced by Proust
>>24092324tits are NOT described in detail
>>24093875It's a political move anon, you can't describe them to well or else you might be seen to support smol or big tits and start a flamewar
>>24093794>>24093797>didn't get it
>>24094005Your response's lack of substance belays the fact that you're picrel
>>24093813everyone hates Neuromancer
>>24092324Pretentious midwit "you didn't like the book because you are not good enough to like it, filtered, it really gets good after the fourth reading" defence of the book when it's criticized. That bullshit is what pretending to like modern art is made out of.
>>24092324>corporate Memphis cover art>"a peoples history of">[fill in the blank] realismI just fucking hate communists and women
>>24092324Physiognomy of the author.>Overweight, but not in the Benjamin Franklin or David Hume way. Think Brandon Sanderson, John Greene after getting a fat neck, or Kim Jong-Un.>Skinny-fat or under-muscled (e.g. Trotsky, Locke, Russell)>Ghoulish/asymmetrical facial features (e.g. Ayn Rand, Stephen King, also Russell)>Outwardly visible inferiority complex. Most Marxist writers fall under this category.
>author is alive
>>24092324Woman AuthorJewish AuthorJewish publisherSpammed on /lit/liked by the NYTPulitzer prize >>24092333Faggots and woman.
>>24092324>written in the last 10 years>author is very active on social media>leftist author
>>24096044>author is very active on social mediathis is why im glad DFW an-hero'd
>>24092324Faggots who watch obese eceleb grifters
>>24092954>>24093073>>24096044To be fair, if I had enough spare time, I'd give a chance every book out there.
>has a sequel>author's name larger than the title, on the cover>unexplained surreal events a la Mulholland Drive>NYT best seller>>24094091 this>main character's race is mentioned while first describing him/her>quippy marvel dialogue>characters speak in regional dialect
>>24096102>He blue eyed across the room caucasianally, grunting and saying "Ugh. Yeah. C'mon. Lightweight baby." As he flexed a 'cep in every reflection he could see. He was white. When the skinny beaner girl he'd spent the night with woke and asked for breakfast in bed (In Portuguese) he kicked her out and said "Sorry tuts, I don't speak Indian" before calling the new anti immigration force hotline to pick her up. They battered her into the sidewalk and took her away back to whatever hell she came from. "Well that just happened."
what's that simon thing in between them
>>24094091>That bullshit is what pretending to like modern art is made out of.>anything I can't understand must be a trick someone's pulling on me do you ever get lonely in your big empty skull
>>24092929epic apocalyptic battle between BOOK COMMUNITY and PHONE COMMUNITY
>>24092324>the book communityPhysically cringed.
