It was a dark and stormy night.

>>24092731
Victoria was masturbating on her bed fantasizing about fat ugly bastards.

It was colder back then, that was my first memory, cold.

>>24092728
>>24092735
It was so cold that I was shivering while I stared at Victoria masturbating through her bedroom window.

A draft swept through her warm room and caused her nipples to harden

Through the slightly opened door, a familiar visage: GodZilla

Or atleast, what remained of him

I somberly watched her gasp at the grisly sight, myself still hidden behind the fog-tinted window, and smiled.

Lo and behold, the former has arrived.

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>>24093022
The faint glow of the bedside lamp cast her silhouette against the curtains, and her soft, voluptuous body appeared through the frosty air like a secret meant only for the night.

Her retarded son was watching skibadee rizzler videos on the family iPad in the corner.

I cope'd and seathe'd and eared for such forlorne biblically proportioned 'el'

No, I thought, looking up from my phone: not this.

"Why are you like this, anon?" Victoria somberly remarked.

I guess I'm just a kooky kinda guy, I said. Yeah. I'm kooky all right. Hahaha!

Squeeze, Squeeze! I squeezed till my hands were sore

the sailor drowned in his own blood because he wanted to see the moon upon the sea

Me and X were smoking drugs in da club.

Then I snapped back to reality, Victoria still had not seen me yet, so I signalled my availability, cawing like a raven.

Ed Balls.

I says to Victoria, I says

Look at this little Ed Balls I drew on my thumb!

She arose from the bed, rolls all aquiver, and pushed past Godzilla, only one thing on her mind:

For a woman of such sophisticated palate - who had tasted the log thick long cocks of negros, the pinprick cocks of Asians, the excrement covered cocks of Indians, and, unsatisfied, even savoured canine, equine, porcine delicacies - Godzilla provided no relief.

I'm gooning to this 4chan thread!

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four, twenty-five, twenty-six, twenty-seven, twenty-eight, twenty-nine, thirty, thirty-one, thirty-two, thirty-three, thirty-four, thirty-five, thirty-six, thirty-seven, thirty-eight, thirty-nine, forty, forty-one, forty-two, forty-three, forty-four, forty-five, forty-six, forty-seven, forty-eight, forty-nine, fifty, fifty-one, fifty-two, fifty-three, fifty-four, fifty-five, fifty-six, fifty-seven, fifty-eight, fifty-nine, sixty, sixty-one, sixty-two, sixty-three, sixty-four, sixty-five, sixty-six, sixty-seven, sixty-eight, sixty-nine, seventy, seventy-one, seventy-two, seventy-three, seventy-four, seventy-five, seventy-six, seventy-seven, seventy-eight, seventy-nine, eighty, eighty-one, eighty-two, eighty-three, eighty-four, eighty-five, eighty-six, eighty-seven, eighty-eight, eighty-nine, ninety, ninety-one, ninety-two, ninety-three, ninety-four, ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred.

>>24093840
One hundred one, one hundred two, one hundred three, one hundred four, one hundred five, one hundred six, one hundred seven, one hundred eight, one hundred nine, one hundred ten, one hundred eleven, one hundred twelve, one hundred thirteen, one hundred fourteen, one hundred fifteen, one hundred sixteen, one hundred seventeen, one hundred eighteen, one hundred nineteen, one hundred twenty, one hundred twenty-one, one hundred twenty-two, one hundred twenty-three, one hundred twenty-four, one hundred twenty-five, one hundred twenty-six, one hundred twenty-seven, one hundred twenty-eight, one hundred twenty-nine, one hundred thirty, one hundred thirty-one, one hundred thirty-two, one hundred thirty-three, one hundred thirty-four, one hundred thirty-five, one hundred thirty-six, one hundred thirty-seven, one hundred thirty-eight, one hundred thirty-nine, one hundred forty, one hundred forty-one, one hundred forty-two, one hundred forty-three, one hundred forty-four, one hundred forty-five, one hundred forty-six, one hundred forty-seven, one hundred forty-eight, one hundred forty-nine, one hundred fifty, one hundred fifty-one, one hundred fifty-two, one hundred fifty-three, one hundred fifty-four, one hundred fifty-five, one hundred fifty-six, one hundred fifty-seven, one hundred fifty-eight, one hundred fifty-nine, one hundred sixty, one hundred sixty-one, one hundred sixty-two, one hundred sixty-three, one hundred sixty-four, one hundred sixty-five, one hundred sixty-six, one hundred sixty-seven, one hundred sixty-eight, one hundred sixty-nine, one hundred seventy, one hundred seventy-one, one hundred seventy-two, one hundred seventy-three, one hundred seventy-four, one hundred seventy-five, one hundred seventy-six, one hundred seventy-seven, one hundred seventy-eight, one hundred seventy-nine, one hundred eighty, one hundred eighty-one, one hundred eighty-two, one hundred eighty-three, one hundred eighty-four, one hundred eighty-five, one hundred eighty-six, one hundred eighty-seven, one hundred eighty-eight, one hundred eighty-nine, one hundred ninety, one hundred ninety-one, one hundred ninety-two, one hundred ninety-three, one hundred ninety-four, one hundred ninety-five, one hundred ninety-six, one hundred ninety-seven, one hundred ninety-eight, one hundred ninety-nine, two hundred.

Victoria could remember all 200 cocks she's had inside her quite vividly.

Warning: the rest of this story will now be told in German.

>>24093873
Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben, acht, neun, zehn, elf, zwölf, dreizehn, vierzehn, fünfzehn, sechzehn, siebzehn, achtzehn, neunzehn, zwanzig, einundzwanzig, zweiundzwanzig, dreiundzwanzig, vierundzwanzig, fünfundzwanzig, sechsundzwanzig, siebenundzwanzig, achtundzwanzig, neunundzwanzig, dreißig, einunddreißig, zweiunddreißig, dreiunddreißig, vierunddreißig, fünfunddreißig, sechsunddreißig, siebenunddreißig, achtunddreißig, neununddreißig, vierzig, einundvierzig, zweiundvierzig, dreiundvierzig, vierundvierzig, fünfundvierzig, sechsundvierzig, siebenundvierzig, achtundvierzig, neunundvierzig, fünfzig, einundfünfzig, zweiundfünfzig, dreiundfünfzig, vierundfünfzig, fünfundfünfzig, sechsundfünfzig, siebenundfünfzig, achtundfünfzig, neunundfünfzig, sechzig, einundsechzig, zweiundsechzig, dreiundsechzig, vierundsechzig, fünfundsechzig, sechsundsechzig, siebenundsechzig, achtundsechzig, neunundsechzig, siebzig, einundsiebzig, zweiundsiebzig, dreiundsiebzig, vierundsiebzig, fünfundsiebzig, sechsundsiebzig, siebenundsiebzig, achtundsiebzig, neunundsiebzig, achtzig, einundachtzig, zweiundachtzig, dreiundachtzig, vierundachtzig, fünfundachtzig, sechsundachtzig, siebenundachtzig, achtundachtzig, neunundachtzig, neunzig, einundneunzig, zweiundneunzig, dreiundneunzig, vierundneunzig, fünfundneunzig, sechsundneunzig, siebenundneunzig, achtundneunzig, neunundneunzig, hundert.

Einhunderteins, einhundertzwei, einhundertdrei, einhundertvier, einhundertfünf, einhundertsechs, einhundertsieben, einhundertacht, einhundertneun, einhundertzehn, einhundertelf, einhundertzwölf, einhundertdreizehn, einhundertvierzehn, einhundertfünfzehn, einhundertsechzehn, einhundertsiebzehn, einhundertachtzehn, einhundertneunzehn, einhundertzwanzig, einhunderteinundzwanzig, einhundertzweiundzwanzig, einhundertdreiundzwanzig, einhundertvierundzwanzig, einhundertfünfundzwanzig, einhundertsechsundzwanzig, einhundertsiebenundzwanzig, einhundertachtundzwanzig, einhundertneunundzwanzig, einhundertdreißig, einhunderteinunddreißig, einhundertzweiunddreißig, einhundertdreiunddreißig, einhundertvierunddreißig, einhundertfünfunddreißig, einhundertsechsunddreißig, einhundertsiebenunddreißig, einhundertachtunddreißig, einhundertneununddreißig, einhundertvierzig, einhunderteinundvierzig, einhundertzweiundvierzig, einhundertdreiundvierzig, einhundertvierundvierzig, einhundertfünfundvierzig, einhundertsechsundvierzig, einhundertsiebenundvierzig, einhundertachtundvierzig, einhundertneunundvierzig, einhundertfünfzig, einhunderteinundfünfzig, einhundertzweiundfünfzig, einhundertdreiundfünfzig, einhundertvierundfünfzig, einhundertfünfundfünfzig, einhundertsechsundfünfzig, einhundertsiebenundfünfzig, einhundertachtundfünfzig, einhundertneunundfünfzig, einhundertsechzig, einhunderteinundsechzig, einhundertzweiundsechzig, einhundertdreiundsechzig, einhundertvierundsechzig, einhundertfünfundsechzig, einhundertsechsundsechzig, einhundertsiebenundsechzig, einhundertachtundsechzig, einhundertneunundsechzig, einhundertachtzig, einhunderteinundachtzig, einhundertzweiundachtzig, einhundertdreiundachtzig, einhundertvierundachtzig, einhundertfünfundachtzig, einhundertsechsundachtzig, einhundertsiebenundachtzig, einhundertachtundachtzig, einhundertneunundachtzig, einhundertneunzig, einhunderteinundneunzig, einhundertzweiundneunzig, einhundertdreiundneunzig, einhundertvierundneunzig, einhundertfünfundneunzig, einhundertsechsundneunzig, einhundertsiebenundneunzig, einhundertachtundneunzig, einhundertneunundneunzig, zweihundert.

Gandalf knocks at the door

Aber mein Deutsch ist nicht das Gelbe vom Ei, weil es schwierig ist, um Deutsch zu schreiben.

>>24093894
"Mein Gott!" sagt Frodo.

>>24093900
"Victoria," Gandalf said, "The four-hundred strokes upon your desires demonstrates great resistance to the temptations that befoul our world. Frodo is now old and cannot bare the effects of the Ring much longer. It has always been imperative we find one that can resist the impulses of the human heart."

Victoria schrie Gandalf an, verfolgt von seiner seltsamen Ähnlichkeit mit dem produktiven englischen Homosexuellen Ian McKellen: „WER SIND SIE!??“

Durch den Zaun, zwischen den sich windenden Blumenfeldern, konnte ich sehen, wie sie
schlugen. Sie kamen auf die Stelle zu, wo die Flagge war, und ich ging am
Zaun entlang. Frodo jagte im Gras neben dem Blumenbaum. Sie nahmen die Flagge
heraus und schlugen. Dann legten sie die Flagge zurück und gingen zum
Tisch, und er schlug, und der andere schlug.

the one in grey and then in white explained the belching and oftenfowl odor came forth of maw, 'der hund' he screatched, the slobering beast ran, smelling after the breath of the great basement dweller, master of all degenary, and the mastermind of victoria's degenarcy

"Guten Abend, Gandalf," I cried from my vantage point outside the window, as eager to reinsert myself into proceedings as one of Victoria's suitors into her cavernous cunt: "Care-est du to ge-see meine Ed Balls, Signor Wizard?"

"Hey, wait a second! When are we going to get something to eat?" cried out Bilbo.

>>24095933
My eyes darted to the half-man carelessly casting aside the other half-man (weakened from what the man-in-white claimed, the temptations of a Ring) and to my shock and awe, he began to remove his trousers in the presence of my dear Victoria.

>>24095941
Then Frodo stuck his erect cock in the ring, thrusting and pounding away at it from tip to balls like some maddened orcish blacksmith of Orthanc, flashing in and out of reality like a strobelight.

Victoria, womb heavy, cunt moistened, understanding that with the ring on she could fuck all men and beasts shamelessly, without anyone casting doubt on her maiden modesty, snapped the ring with her prehensile clit.

>>24095957
Bilbo slapped the shit out of Victoria and she left the story forever, then, still simmering with rage, he moved in close to Frodo and whispered in his ear: "let me stick my hobbit cock in the precious, lad."

>>24095969
In response, Victoria thought of how sad it was that she had never had sex with a group of Indian men, mostly, she admitted to herself, because she was a subtard who didn't appreciate the sexual expertise of a well trained crew of Hindu males.

>>24096042
But she was far more disappointed in Bilbo and the other lechers that watched her masturbatory events; faggots through and through, with each bone and fiber of their being preferring to fuck the asshole of each other and desired to suck the the smelly poop stained cocks of Indian men.

Suddenly, everything changed.

>>24096056
I no longer saw the center of my desires, Victoria, but rather a mountainous orgy involving, Gandalf, Bilbo, Frodo, Indians, blacks, and small white men happily lapping up the semen encrusted cocks hung within their mouth's vicinity.

>>24096056
Niggers had taken over the country

"Ayo, where's Vicky, the hood siren, the cracka sucka, the sherm herm, the coca pussy mama who owes me the good succ?" asked LeeBrown Anugrahasamdipakushanaputrasinghanath Johnson.

>>24096247
"Victoria's gone!" hissed Bilbo, "never coming back!" as he alternated ring thrusts with Frodo.

>>24096276
And each successive thrust Bilbo performed upon Frodo and Frodo upon Bilbo resounded through the empty room, following the invisible trail that Victoria left behind as she headed off to the local crack den with Anugrahasamdipakushanaputrasinghanath Johnson, only for the faintness of the thrusting to be stifled by the clapping of cheeks within the murky home.

>>24096316
The two were greeted by Raheem, "Welcome sirs, this is a fine establishment. Please give the code to your Medicare and Medicaid coverage. Thank you. Please sir, give bobs to enter first."

>>24096329
Raheem had that sadness in his eyes that's only visible in eastern European gay pornography. I wanted to fondle his testicles with my tongue. I trusted him to do my taxes. My penis thin in my pants like dry linguini. Of course, this reminded me of the advice my father had given me when I departed for Iran in my twenties.

The dutiful nigger (for it was in his blood) complied with his South Asian brown skinned brother, for the two shared a kinship of wanting to have sex with white women, and let Victoria into a den smelling of something foul.

The lustful white woman moved down closer to the poorly constructed bed of hay that lay in the middle. The dreadful stench of semen, urine, and faeces that permeated her surroundings became ever more strong.

>>24096380
She became more sexually excited with each passing whiff.

>>24096386
With Victoria consigned to history, never to be spoken of again, attention shifted to the goings-on back in the room, where Bilbo and Frodo still pounded the ring mercilessly.

>>24096360
I was still thinking of the advice my father had given me when I departed for Iran in my twenties.

>>24096395
"One thrust to rule them all!" salivated Gandalf madly, who now held a rather more wrinkly staff in his venerable wizard hands.

Victoria has made a miraculously return for round two with the repulsive inferior people.

>>24096406
Frodo, Bilbo and Gandalf teamed up to throw Victoria into Mount Doom, destroying her forever, then resumed matters with the ring, deep in the caverns of Minas Tirith.

Victoria's cunt juice, protoplasmic, dripping from Raheem's dick in thick transparent streams - who stood still and pondered about his father's about not fucking women with a clit bigger than a nigger's flushed swollen glans, royal purple, ready to defenestrate itself through the window of virginhood - gathered on the shit smeared floor of the crack house and, in a reversal of Machen's Helen's fate, assembled itself into Victoria.

>>24096456
She rose from Mount Doom, more lustful than ever; her eyes gleamed with power of the ring and the demonic powers from Sauron; for she has entered Balder's Gate and returned.

>>24096467
The multiverse quaked.

>>24096471
Megatron followed Victoria from the center of Mount Doom. "Decepticons! Victoria has led us through Balder's Gate to conquer this world!"

"What's that you got in your hand, Gandalf? And I don't mean your wizard stick!"
"Elvish lube, picked it up from the Boots in Rivendell."
"Well stop being a stingy git and toss it over here then!"
Bilbo was losing his mind over this ring, jacking at it like a Shire pony, and with his free hand he doused his red raw gland with waves of cooling elvish lube. Now there was nothing to stop him drilling all through the night.

A deafening cry of "FUCK NIGGERS" was heard as Pepe, wearing a tuxedo and brandishing an AK-47, broke down the door and opened fire

Hitler suddenly appears

The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew

But Hitler explained that he did come to save her from the thirst and pulled out a bottle with myteriously glowing content as he executed both Godzilla and the slimy Pepe.

"I don't care for neither reptils nor reptilians, even if I agree with their message" explained Mr. Hitler, blowing the smoke from his Luger P08, "They are subhuman. Anyways, here drink this" he continued.

He handed the bottle to Victoria, it was filled to the brim with Zyklon B mixed with isotopically marked pinapple juice, which explained the glow. Finally the thot was gone. "The gay hobbits and the smelly indians are next!" he exclaimed holocaustly.

"I love your work, Hitler" said an industrious Frodo, smithing away at the ring as Bilbo deftly imbibed elvish lube between hammer strikes, "we could use you in the shire, to make those cursed Sackville-bagginses disappear."