>I [Professor Kilby] was invited to dinner with some of the faculty at Christ Church and afterwards one member asked me if The Silmarillion had any sex, in the modern sense, in it. Next day I mentioned this to Tolkien and, to my surprise, he said he had written a couple of sex stories, though he did not volunteer to show them to me.Where the fuck are they?
>She was sopping wet when he entered her. "Damn you," she said. "Damn you damn you damn you." He sucked her nipples till she cried out half in pain and half in pleasure. Her cunt became the world. She forgot Moat Cailin and Ramsay Bolton and his little piece of skin, forgot the kingsmoot, forgot her failure, forgot her exile and her enemies and her husband. Only his hands mattered, only his mouth, only his arms around her, his cock inside her. He fucked her till she screamed, and then again until she wept, before he finally spent his seed inside her womb.Sorry Ronald, you just can't compare to true genius
Does he
>>24093673Those weren't stories. Tolkien fucked elves
>>24093673why do people have to die
What's the implication of this lore?
>>24093673I bet Christopher burnt them, the bastard.The world deserved to read his dad's fantasy erotica.
>>24094983I bet it was very dialog heavy, like all of Tolkien's works.
>>24093682he will finish his book before the jets make the playoffs
>>24094942Well Luthien was based on his wife
>>24094983It probably involved length songs that have no discernible rhyme, rhythm or meter.
>>24095115:)
>>24095357By Victorian standards she probably was at least an 8/10
>>24093673>>24093682I've quite noticed... are these two related to each other? Like cousins?
>>24094981sexo
>>24093673
