>looked at my uni's French department page>looked at the current Graduate Students>there is literally a cute girl getting her PhD in Medieval French LiteratureWhy is this relevant? I AM THE MEDIEVAL FRENCH LITERATURE ANON. It's not fucking fair bros. There's a cute girl with the same interest as me, but I'm getting a STEM PhD so I'll never even fucking meet her AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! There's got to be some way...
Go get her pal. Find her office and just show up there, demanding immediate sex since you too enjoy Medieval French literature.
>>24111037If you approach her now then you will be a stembug or whatever the current vernacular is. You will have to wait and find a job or become an inventor or whatever they tell people these days, by this time she will likely be doing mundane things or will be a temp teacher, you can casually approach her and win her over with medieval french references and humblebrags about being successful. If you were in the same program as her, then familiarity would breed contempt. You will always be the medieval french literature anon to us, no female can replace you.
Did you expand the chart? I've been using this one...
>>24111066Do this, but instead of being a sperg about it, show up and ask how to get a minor in medieval french lit. Now that you have a reason for being there, your next step is to find a way to talk to her.
>>24111037Just ask her about French literature. Now you know her. What's so hard about that?
>>24111905>hey, I'm a complete stranger and I looked you up on the department page and you're getting a degree in french literature and I like french literature, let's chat
God I wish I had your autism powers
>>24111903good advice on 4chan? kill urself
>>24111037>not adding picrel shit list
>>24111897>Did you expand the chartNo. I made just the two charts. I kind of gave up for now with the charts. School is taking over again and in my free time I'm working on a translation.
>>24111907I have an autistic fantasy about how to meet her. Based on her department page, she works in the library's rare manuscript reading room as a research assistant for medieval tomes. I could request to see one of the French medieval manuscripts and hope she is the library tech who presents to me the book...we awkwardly touch hands while the book is passed over and exchange a meaningful glance full of desire. When I return the book after my alloted hour for perusal, she asks me out on a date because the book I had checked out is one of her favorites. In fact it is the cornerstone of her PhD thesis, and she wants to know more intimately the man who, not even a medieval scholar, has the same passionate interest as hers.
>>24111910What autism powers have I demonstrated? My two newest books btw
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>>24111037>French literature You just know that she has a big bush
>>24112766Just talk to her already, autist-kun,
>>24111037>STEMletWhy even live.
>>24112766checked; somebody should screencap this
>>24111066>>24112766Anons will claim this is autism but deep down both of these are what every man wants.
>>24113415So, here's the thing: I don't know her. I've never seen her in my life. I didn't know she existed until yesterday, when I randomly, perhaps fortuitously, checked a Department Faculty page. So, I have no obvious way of meeting her. I did some further digging and have found we have both been at this university since August of 2019. Over 5 years we've been at the same university and our paths have not once crossed. You really think I can naturally force a meeting of the minds, per se? Only God can help me.
>>24112766Go get her tiger
>>24113711medieval french lit anon, i have no worthwhile advice to give you, but know that i wish you the best and pray that you can secure the bag. in Jesus' name, Amen.
