Femanons of /lit/: what books would you like to see more men reading?
The Bible
>>24114693Lolita
>>24114693Poetry of any kind
>>24114693Femanons, recommend me some trashy romance that depicts a wholesome love story. I don't want love triangles or tragedy or erotica or other bullshit, I want heartwarming and wholesome.And don't lie to me and pretend you don't read romance, everybody has trashy guilty pleasures.
>there are "femanons" on /lit/
>>24114693asking women about what books you should read is peak beta behavior. She will continue reading trash while fucking a chad who can barely form a sentence.
>>24114757Is it also appealing for a guy to write poetry or does that make him seem creepy and/or homosexual?
>>24114996If he writes the derivative flowery minimal bullcrap that every other poet writes nowadays, he's one of those things. Writing real shit like Ezra Pound or T.S. Eliot is a certifiable way to get pussy though. Literary pussy
Dear femanons of /lit/, I let a doody rot in the shitter and I kept coming back to piss on it and the piss turned brown and my whole apartment smells and the toilet bowl turned brown and I can't get the brown stain to go away
>>24115011I don't want pussy. I just want friends.
>>24115046The best way to make friends with a woman is by talking to one. You should try that before you start writing poetry to make friends with a woman
>>24114693Cristina Campo
>>24115011NTA but I typically see the most sucess with my poetry when I call my woman "dead, murderers, crows" and so on rather than calling them tulips, I think I love tulips more than crows...It has to be the most neurotic shit I can come up with, idk why, it just is. Maybe it's the type of woman I try to form relationships with. Writing about blood and knives as romantic stuff seems to be the winning move.
>>24115280samefag but I forgot to add that my only working theory is originality, I just thought that if im gonna be seen as neurotic for writing poetry might as well go all in
>>24115251Talking to a woman is a great way to get hit with allegations and lose your employment, anon
>>24114996I think that women take poetry as an interesting thing to do, and I noticed women only have boring hetero men for friends.So you either will repulse them because you'll be perceived as too ostentatious, or you'll become a potential partner if the poetry is good.Either become gay or don't even mention it.>>24114993>traditional classical education filters the holeWhat causes this?>Inb4 they are too stupidTraditional classical literature is filled with romance novels which are enjoyed by the autistic girlies to this day. So it's more about the older generation of moids than the supposed complexity of the classics.>>24114995>incel projects his sexual fantasies: part 5422Which one of the One Direction members is the chad, exactly?>>24115251>foid hands typed this>>24115275Interesting rec. Here's your (You), fellow citizen.
>>24114693Femanons of /lit/, what is the most sexiest book a deranged schizoid has read that made you immediately want to sex with him/be his girlfriend?
>>24114693>Freemasons of /lit/my eyes are getting weak...
Dear “femanons” of /lit/, at what age did you realize you were a woman trapped in a man’s body?
>>2411540910it is what it is
>>24115305>implying anyone in Fag Direction readscongratulations on supporting my point
Hegel's Logik
>>24115363The attempted trivialisation in the Simpsons makes much more sense when you find out it was written by a pack of jews
