Two thousand pages? How the fuck am I supposed to raad this? It'll take me a year
>>24114749if you read an hour a day it should only take you 3, maybe 4 months max.
It's quite a page turner, I think you'll finish it faster than you think.
>>24114750Yeah and that's a quarter of the year gone
>>24114760the time will pass anyway
>>24114760Anon, you have two options here: Die without reading The Count of Monte Cristo, one of the classic works of the Western canon, or die having read it. One option will enrich your life and make you a better person, the other option will keep you relegated to your present status as an illiterate fool. The decision is yours.
>>24114766Neither option does either of those things
>>24114749Sorry but I don't read things not originally written in English.
>>24114766Count of monte cristo is boring dragged out crap, hardly enriching.