What would Tolkien think of Hawk Tuah and Skibidi Toilet if he were alive today?
he wouldn't
>>24117254I know an Oxford academic that retired in 2010 that couldn't even use email. His PhD students had to call him on the phone.
>>24117254Tolkien wouldn't like that if you said that to him. Go read a book for once and stay away from brainrot immediately. They can actually rot your brain. Fantasy novels are good for an age like yours.
>>24117254most important post on 4channel right now. my ex broke up with me for a brainrotted troon. i seethe and dilate. skibidi.
>>24117260I was surprised to learn Tolkien had a telephone in his home considering how anti-technology and old fashioned he was
>>24117317so tolkien was a pretentious faggot who gets angry when people say the wrong words around him?
>>24117254Hawk Tuah girl would be giving him that hawk tuah in this very moment and he would write an elf into the Book of Lost Tales who had a mouth of otherworldly beauty.Skibidi Toilet would baffle him.
