How to be a good writer according to /lit/>James kissed LauraShit writing1. Intertextuality>Orpheus kissed JulietWoah now it is in conversation with other texts. Now it is deep.2. Metafiction>He wrote the next line: "Orpheus kissed Juliet"Holy breaking the 4th wall3. Magical realism>He wrote the next line: "Orpheus kissed Juliet and her eyes turned into gold coins"Now we are fictioning4. Black humor and irony>He wrote the next line: "Orpheus kissed Juliet and her eyes turned into gold coins. She would need them to pay her ophthalmologist."I dont want to deal with real emotion lol5. Nonlinear fragmentation>Her eyes turned into gold coins. She would need them to pay her ophthalmologist. Baseball is the true American sport. He wrote the next line: "Orpheus started to kiss Juliet."This is now a masterpiece. It is very difficult to do these simple tricks and werdpleigh.
I need another 900 pages of this before I can take it seriously.
good job, i like this a lot. unfortunately, it has no bearing on anything that matters. but i like it A Lot
is this the /wg?
