I'll start:>be me>11yearsaNEET.xml>buy 6-7 secondhand books weekly with NEETbux>read nightly while in bed>only read introductions>when I get to chapter 1(One/I) I add it in a bookcase for aesthetic purposes>finish a six pack in ~45 minutes and fall asleep watching hockey or whatever is on TCM>when I save up enough gubergibs and go on vacation I take all the books that I liked from the introduction alone and read them all over 2 weeks between coke benders and whore visits>attempt to explain high literature to said whores between coke-fueled rounds of shagging>usually goes exactly how you'd think that would go>kept in touch with one from Havana though and she asks me questions about various spanish novellathey're kinda retarded questions based in egoism but they've gotten a tad more enlightened over timewhat about you guys though?
1) Is this nigga eatin beans straight from the can?2) overall would be based if you weren't eating beans straight from the can?3) I watch the movie(s) first if possible before reading any book/series
me me me me me me me me me me me me shut up
>>24119165your autistic reading habit is despising any self-centric prose? Camus-stans hate this one simple trick
Admittedly I'll read very fast, but then will commonly spend 20+ minutes on a single page I'm particularly fascinated by going over every word until it becomes demystified and sadness returns to my life because I get extreme anxiety if I'm not sad:')
>>24119165back to twitter babe
>>24119165>'Me me me me me me me me me me me me'... Shut up!There u go fren fixed that for you. We can all be better writers if we try!
>>24119191im a poet not a proseidiot
4chan would improve if people stopped talking in the first person so much.
>>24119199You look at poetry and prose as opposites when its more of a Hegelian dialectic sort of thing. You'll learn when to properly use which in due time, newfriend
>>24119202I can't imagine how that would work.
>>24119202>my heckin Sudanese fletching forum requires 3rd-person narrative purity to achieve any sort of neo-golden ageare you even remotely self-aware of how retardedly newfaggish you sound rn lmao
what in the hell is going on in here
>>24119219The topic of the thread is autism on a board that prerequisites autism on a website that champions autism. Irdk what you were expecting
I just read in bed before I pass out man, what is this gay shit
>>24119159>kept in touch with one from HavanaHer name? Miriam. A mulatto, at that.
>>24119206>>241192175ch does it.
>>241192395ch lit threads also usually get bumped like once every 8 hours
I stop roughly every 25 pages and reflect heavily on what I just read, no matter the book
>there are people that read the same high level books as you that eat refried beans out of the can with a spoonthat kinda tracks tbdesu
this is quite possibly the most pointless, spastic, inane thread I've seen on /lit/ in weeks..
>>24119183that sounds like hell sorry anon
>be me >wake up and pee and drink a glass of water and brush my teeth>make some coffee >sit down near my window and read and drink coffee
>>24119282and then what?
>>24119159>they're kinda retarded questions based in egoism but they've gotten a tad more enlightened over timemy sides! cheers, anon, xoxo
>>24119314>be me>finish reading and drinking coffee>go for a run>take a shower>read some more>cook dinner and drink beer>go to sleep
>>24119322what kinda beer?
I read Hound of the Baskervilles every September 30th since 8th gradeNothing else comes to mind
>be me>torrent hundreds of ebooks>read none of them>play dota2 until 3am six days a week and argue with DFWposters despite never reading IJ>check portfolio monday morning and make adjustments>spend 2-3 hours deciding which .epub I wanna read>play dota2 instead>repeat
>>24119387the more I read about moba addicts the more I'm convinced samsara is an actual thing
>>24119164>I watch the movie(s) first if possible before reading any book/seriesthis is surprisingly the most autistic sentence in the entire thread
>>24119364leave me alone
I read an average of two books a week and there's a few of my favorite books I tend to read once a year. There are marks all over the margins of the books for personal study. Two cups of coffee warm me up before lunch. Perhaps not so strange.
>>24119420fine go back to one of the 20 recycled topic threads shat up with bots and low IQ contrarians
>>24119425wait... I didnty mean it. im drunk ok.
>be me>read this thread>kms>continue saging /catholic/ general from the afterlife
I annotate my books as though the next person who will own it won't understand the story. So I translate things and point out symbolism and tell them when something is referencing a previous chapter.
>>24119426its ok anon you seem like a cool dudewhat beer tho?
>>24119445based desu
>>24119449modelo in glass bottles tyongiht I am reading the 120 days of sodom right now and cant believe what i am reading. my god...
>>24119449leave me alone
>>24119426>>24119449this is hot. you two should fuck
