Luv me Shae, Luv me Food editionASOIAF wiki: https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Main_PageBlog: https://georgerrmartin.com/notablog/Old blog: https://grrm.livejournal.com/So Spake Martin (interviews): https://westeros.org/citadel/ssm/Book search: https://asearchoficeandfire.com/SSM search: https://cse.google.com/cse?cx=006888510641072775866:vm4n1jrzsdyGeneral search: http://searcherr.work/TWOW samples: https://archive.org/details/411440566-the-winds-of-winter-released-chaptersold: >>24729508
>>24747679I guess King Bran just isn't a thing then
>>24748377Walk with me, my sweet summer child, and hear the tale of fat pink masts jutting into sopping wet myrish swamps and black nipples brushing against silk until her cunt became the world while in the privy the princess guzzled arbor gold and shat but the more she drank the more she shat until she was shitting brown water and around her the planks of the ship groaned like a fat man taking a shit while she cursed the gods and nuncle smiled as he broke his fast on black bread, bacon burned black, and mulled wine while capon-grease dribbled down his chin and onto the boiled leather of his jerkin for she was wet with love and did she not know words are wind and dark wings bring dark words and a lannister always pays her debts and mayhaps this is nothing but a mummers farce and useless as nipples on a breastplate and the princess has been fucking lancel and moonboy for all nuncle knows and he is the blood of the dragon for the night is dark and full of terrors but where do whores go and jon snow knows nothing and near enough makes no matter so nuncle smiled and dipped the heel of his bread into clam chowder and prayed for half a hundred more heh har HODOR
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>>24748377Ramsey escaping death by posing as Reek seemed really contrived. Roderick already knew he was complicit in the crimes against Lady Hornwood, there virtually no reason to keep him alive until he can attest to crimes in front of a King who’s currently fighting on campaign. Unless I’m missing something he should’ve just been beheaded or sent to castle black. Seems like Roderick just had to act like a retard to push the plot forward.
>>24748377Is Preston Jacob's Winds any good? Can it be a good substitute for the real thing
>>24748834From what I heard the plot hasn't moved much and it's definitely not how GRRM would do it. Just check it out when its finished.
>>24748834It’s dogshit but it’s funny to see someone lap GURM having started years later and relying on fandom tards.
>>24748834Not gonna read it until it's finished, lmao.
Can any writefags do their own "sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning..." but in Tolkien's writing style. Feel free to swap her out for Lotr or Silmarilion characters.
Preston Jacobs could beat the shit out of David Lightbringer if they both entered into a cage match to the death.
>>24749200David Lightbringer would entertain George Martin so much he wouldn't feel compelled to talk about salad.
>>24749167That would just be Eowyn doing the poopoo, but instead of >the more she drank, the more she shatIt will be paragraphs about the grass and flowers getting soiled
>>24749204LML: So have you heard of my Great Empire of the Dawn Theory?GRRM: Great Empire of the Dawn you say? Never heard of it. Man this BBQ sauce is the shiznitz That's how a meeting between LML and GRRM would go
>>24749301Prestonfags are pathetic
>>24748377i wonder if this renaissance themed pornography author is aware that the reason slavery isnt practiced in westeros is that its embarrassing to a Christian in a Christian culture to own slaves. but he cant think about the irony of his setting and theme because hes too busy raping his mind to come up with a more horrifying rape scene than his last book
My theory is that George has done so much drugs with his hollywood friends that he no longer remembers anything about the books.
>>24749340Culture war retard. George Martin doesn't hate nor care about your faggot jewish desert religion.
>>24749341He definitely doesn't remember how he wrote Sand Kings
And who has a better story than Bran the Broken?
>>24749348if he didnt hate Jesus he wouldnt be a fat pervert
>>24749386>if he didnt hate Jesus he wouldnt be a fat per-ACK!!!
>>24748377I like when he writes about nipples, especially the part with Jaime in the river lands.
>>24749385>council to crown a king>at least 20 relevant house heads missinggod that scene becomes worse every time i think about it
>>24748812Everything about Reek was contrived and stupid just like everything about Arya in Harrenhal was contrived and stupid. Cutting those from the tv show was objectively the correct decision.
>>24749341He's openly hired people to keep track of what he's written since he couldn't do it himself.
>>24749842> reek, you knew sasha as a little girl. now you will watch her become a womanhow can george rape rape martin outrape that
>>24749204I have no doubt, he seems more personable. I doubt GRRM wants to talk about autistic theories or at least you’d have to butter him up with regular conversation before you get there. Preston seems autistic enough just to barrage GRRM with ASOIAF shit with little foreplay.
>>24749849That's old news, they would have to teach him everything about the books.
>>24749301He would probably look at David a little bit funny for thinking that whoever or whatever predated the Valyrians were human whatsoever.
Reminder that Preston is a sick and twisted mentally ill person like the rest of them.Cheer for the death of free speech and you get yours taken away. Simple as.
>>24747486Oh please. Spare me. The irony is perfect. They’re stooping as low as leftists, and leftists can’t take it, for one fucking week — meanwhile they’ve been cancelling us for decades, simply for speaking our mind.
>>24749894I have a feeling most don't really want to talk about theories because they know what they intended when they wrote it, so the theories make little difference to them. Few people care about why they wrote what they wrote in the first place.
I was told Charlie Kirk was a racist son of a bitch, but im currently watching a video of him aggressively fighting against the idea that blacks are genetically different from white people (they really, really are), and im just like, “…what…?”. There’s also a video of him defending a black gay man and im just like, “…what…?”.How do I even trust the left/lgbt anymore? They’re fucking liars. Charlie Kirk believed the same shit lefties think.I really think social media just ruined it all. People aren’t researching for themselves anymore. They just listen to what their biased friends and news have to say.
>>24749999 Checked and true
>>24749999You're assuming that the average person ever researched things himself or was even capable of it.
>>24749999People are so retarded they’re using a video from Oct 12th 2023 as “proof” he was “waking up” to Israel. “The JEWS killed Kirk!”. Fucking mind blowing this level of low IQ.
Education is a big issue right now. There’s no actual cure for this mental retardation epidemic. You’d have to go out of your way to just fucking kill them all, to save us from this horrific level of miseducation. But, sadly, death is no longer the answer, as it ruins the precedent and gives us all licenses to murder. Even when tens of thousands of just as stupid Americans had to fucking DIE in a civil war so slaves could get freed (the British abolished slavery before America btw). You can’t cure stupidity. It has to be taken out. But we’re beyond that point now. We have to live with the stupid.
Sometimes realizing the bigger picture makes you out to be a psychopath. I have all the sympathy for wartime leaders once I realized this. To save your people you have to become a psychopath. To save a thousand you have to let a hundred die. This puts them into truly awful positions. I don’t at all blame Israel for what they’re doing. It wasn’t their fault they got attacked by a bunch of insane sand people who refused to make a state for themselves in the last twenty years.And yes this extends to killing all trannies for ruining education for decades to come. It can’t be done. You can’t even put them into camps. You HAVE to live with these people now.
I don’t WANT trannies to be killed or put into camps, and I have trans friends, but, 90% of trans folk are horrifically, critically misinformed about a lot of things, and their zeal is frightening. They’ve brainwashed so many children it’s just a fucking disease at this point. Quality of freedom of speech matters. Go ahead and let pro-Palestine protests, but don’t be surprised if it makes your children a lot dumber. Congratulations.
So the Daynes defiantly know the truth about Jon right? The had to be supplying the ToJ
>Quality of freedom of speech matters. Go ahead and let pro-Palestine protests, but don’t be surprised if it makes your children a lot dumber. 100%
>>24749340> its embarrassing to a Christian in a Christian culture to own slavesThe bible literally has rules in it for how to correctly beat your slaves. Americans used Christianity as a justification for their slavery as well.
>>24750084I'm not sure they're defiant about it but maybe.
>>24750100>rules in it for how to correctly beat your slaveswhich are> And if a man smite the eye of his servant, or the eye of his maid, that it perish; he shall let him go free for his eye's sake. 27And if he smite out his manservant's tooth, or his maidservant's tooth; he shall let him go free for his tooth's sake.
>>24750220>if you beat your slave too hard you have to let him go freeWow, what an enlightened philosophy.
>>24750280the Bible says that man-stealers get the death penalty. liberals think enslaving men is good
Stannis unironically deserves to lose, if he was just proactive he would’ve been sitting on the throne. WHO thought sitting on dragonstone for a year was a good idea?
