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>>24808813Poor daphne
I'm a virgin who didn't realize he had a huge dick until he tried fucking a fleshlight and it barely fit.
>>24808813Please all kill yourselves so we don't have to block these threads every time
I miss you so much.
Since this generation spends more of their time on the internet and consuming media than any before it, do you think they're have less personal stories to tell than any other previous generation as well? By a significant amount too.
>>24808912I miss you to
>>24808917*tooNow fucking go away.
>>24808923I deliberately misspelled it. I'm not going to stop.
>>24808924I fucking hate you. Leave me alone. You know I’m not talking about you. I’m so fucking sick of your shit,
>>24808859My left calf is smaller than my right calf. For the longest time I thought that was how everyone was built, like handedness. Apparently not! How silly I now feel. Add another complex to pile, I suppose.
>>24808912I forgive you.
>>24808955For what?
You know what look I can't stand? Those aspie, autist people who have a permanent frown on their face. I've known a few guys like that in school, and the main character in this TV show I'm watching is doing it as well. It's so ridiculous, why would you ever intentionally contort your lips and face into that?
>>24808956For blaming me.
>>24808963I don't intentionally do that. It's resting bitch face.
>>24808964I’m not the one who needs forgiveness.
>>24808976You used insulting language.
>>24808976I forgive you for saying that.
>>24808990If you’re talking about when I told you to fuck off, then I meant it. Now fucking stop.
Maybe if you say I miss you in 100 more threads Ari will stop thinking you are a crazy bitch and take you back
>>24809005I don’t miss him, I don’t think about him, and I have no interest in interacting with him ever again.
>>24809009Bitch please. You are going to die alone. You aren't good enough to keep a man. They will always find someone better. You are just a place holder used for practice.
I miss my kitty.
>>24809015You’re clearly maladjusted and lashing out at me as a way of coping with your miserable life. Therefore, your perception of me is irrelevant. I don’t care about what you think.
>>24809009>I don’t miss him, I don’t think about himI doubt the first part. The second part is demonstrably false. I believe you're a woman because you can't be coherent, don't grasp the idea of what it means to be coherent.
>>24809032Splitting hairs, are we? Time to pack it up.
>>24809038Pack what up you deranged bitch?
>>24809038Don't listen to them. They're misogynists.
>>24809049I know but my horoscope said I should stand up for myself.
>>24809062Horoscope? What the heck... That's so weird.
>>24809062Nice LARP, but I don’t believe in astrology.
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvzNeh4Mq1o
>>24809071Sorry guys, I'm confused because I'm on my period and a woman. This is really me and astrology is my life.
>>24809107Can you fucking stop? If you’re going to LARP as me then try not to be so embarrassingly bad at it.
>>24808924>deliberately misspelled it.Your a sick fuck you know that
>https://rumble.com/v70g5hs-its-over...htmllol
>>24809102https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR_hhoe2PDU
If you cared you wouldn’t drag this out.
>>24809120I used to watch this guy's gaming videos. I can't believe he's an animal abuser.
>>24809142We need to talk.
>>24809145wait so it's true hasan abuses his dog? i thought it was just edrama i can't watch twitch cuz it has too many unskippable junkfood ads so i have no idea desu i just thought it was funny
>>24809123https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iDRnVdMhKETry to keep on topic
>>24809155cmon on man ur making me depressed with these love ballads dude damn i don't want to end up roping on a friday night maybe saturday but not friday
>>24809152Yes, he shocks his dog to make it sit in a 1x4 mat in the corner of his room to be a prop for his stream. I liked watching him play The Walking Dead, but I could tell he was phoning it in the last season, so I stopped watching like 30 minutes before the end.
>>24809123>>24809155hors textehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTvjPfY2sUs
>>24809169i always thought the dog was such a cynical prop but i never really watched the guy communism is wack
>>24809149The person I’m talking about has my phone number. But I suspect that you’re just trolling.
>>24809173https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD7ukTFW1fE
>>24809018Me too, mine died in January
>>24809178I'm conservative but exclusively watch leftists.
Wonder if that guy who tried to jump off a bridge is still here
/lit/ in the morning is all south asian, but /lit/ on a friday night is boomers of color and millenial ex-backpack kids.
for some reason i'm think of this place i used to swim as a teenager that was like a bend in a small river and it had a big rock you could jump off of i wonder if i can find it on google maps maybe it's still here but it also might be like luxury condos or some shit
I have an intense hatred for a person, and the hatred is only growing more intense, to the point where I can't really even sit and read without thinking about how I'm going to assault him and beat that smug look off his stupid face. I imagine it would be extremely satisfying putting him in the hospital. I didn't want it to come to this, but I think it's the only way for me to finally get some peace of mind. I'm not a violent person, but I think this is the only way. It has to be this way, unfortunately.
>>24809193I chat with him on discord, he says he was so fat he bounced up and landed back on the bridge
>>24809219You don't stand a chance against me
>>24809245I will if I surprise kick you in the balls
>>24809265what if he's a transman tho
You were right. This place is bad for me. I want to leave.
>>24809111I forgive you.
>>24809280Who told you that??
>>24809295Why?
>>24809320Did your boyfriend tell you that?
Just saw the score for the game and apparently Ohtani gets 3 home runs while also pitching 6 shut-out innings. lol
>>24809333Not sure that I could accurately call him my boyfriend, but yeah, the guy I was seeing told me something along those lines.
>>24809358I don't like him.
>>24809368Considering that you don’t know either of us, that doesn’t mean much.
>If I admitted that unnactractive and virgin men could be good people then I would have to show them empathy and consider them human beings. Therefore all men that have trouble finding romantic partners are bad people and sexists and I will call them incels.
start listening to avant-garde classical and overthrow capitalism NOW
What I said didn’t even affect you.
>>24809459I took what you said to heart.
>episode of TV show I'm watching involves my fetishyeah, I'm gonna be skipping that
>>24809447i would rather kill everybody than follow the beliefs of some spiritually corrupted, balding near-sighted "intellectual"
These threads are just two faggots typing fragments at each other now
>>24809564I'm one of them.
>>24808813I don't think I will meet anyone more interesting than I have already.My value as a person has decreased compared to 5-10 years ago, it's unlikely to compensate. I'm ready to travel and ghost around as a 47 year old I think, but I have all this work to do first. The work will do itself, I'll just be reading and upkeeping my physical health. The people I could talk to aren't anywhere near me
Oh well time to get cyber bullied in a porn thread
>>24809219Ayo dawg. Gotta get it out of your system. Look what they make you do, dem racist.
fuck shit up & start a riot
>>24808813My second favourite activity at a cafe is to look at ladies' bums and pinpoint the lining of their knickers
>>24809819based
Over the course of the last few months, I've realized that my girlfriend literally blindly trusts my opinion on several matters, including finance, housing, career navigation, and even her body.She has literally given every bit of herself, her mind and body and soul, to me. I must treat this privilege with caution and extreme care.
>>24808813Who said that the collapse of Western civilization has to come with a massive financial crisis? Like being rich is something special. Every bling bling negro knows how to do it. Every middle class Indian knows how to do it. Why won't the masses of Europe? Only, what our capabilities, thought and actions had of noblest will forever vanish. Democracy, free speech, individual freedom, all of it will vanish to satisfy the love for authority and material wealth of the lower classes. As soon as the Germanic element ceases to be the most numerous, it will leave the top of the ethnic hierarchy to make places for more ignoble ethnic elements and Western Europe will end up becoming spiritually brown. The foul, lazy masses will claim the scepter and rule supreme. Incapable of comprehending freedom in our Germanic way, it will be abolished to make place for despotism. Government of reason will make place for government by the rich. The nations of Europe will no longer bear anything Germanic other than their names. All of this is being done without consulting the stock of those who founded it, wich really shakes my sense of justice. WE, our glorious forefathers founded these country, not them. It is against this injustice that I am revolting against, and I see this revolt to be perfectly justified, even when it ends up damaging the social building. I will protest vehemently and ruthlessly. I will sacrifice my wealth, the opportunity of becoming an accepted normie, my image and my freedom to save our dying civilization.
>>24809819This is so true , especially with the expensive fabrics and the way the low angle autumn sunlight reveals the lines , even if the thick ones, the tweed, I mean the thick fabric on the thick asses.
>>24809958Are you smart? If so, kudos. If you're dumb, then scum.
I love the wind so much. It is my favorite weather phenomena. I love it when it is clear, about 50-60 degrees with the wind absolutely howling. It is complete perfection. I am in florida so this rarely happens. Where on the world does this clear and windy weather happen frequently?
>>24808813Women deny us what we beg for the most - sex.If us men want to get our privileges back we must deny to women what they beg for the most - being treated like men. Be a living reminder of their inferiority of sex and you will become their master.
>>24809485That’s exactly what I predicted you wouldn’t be self-aware enough to do.
>>24810336I forgive you.
>>24809960>Democracy, free speech, individual freedom, all of it will vanish to satisfy the love for authority and material wealth of the lower classesLefties will made movies like robocop and total recall about the dangers of right wing totalitarianism when in reality it's left wingers who are letting governments push futher their capabilities in exchange of comfort
>>24808938If its muscle size you can just work oit to fix it.
Okay brazas very important question. Is being attracted to goblins pedo/hebe coded or no?
>>24810468No, like how pedos/hebes aren't the ones picking up dwarfs either
>>24810523Based take. I understand the allure of conquering a dwarf sexually. It's a power and control thing. A look how big my cock is compared to her l, its so powerful, it can destroy her etc. Probably the antithesis of all those girls who have fantasies about fucking monsters and bears.
>>24810468I feel it is. At least, it overlaps with shota stuff which is straight up pedo>>24810523Dwarfs are different. I imagine dwarf women are redhead Nordic/Viking types
>>24810543Goblin/dwarf stuff is more about them being small sized than the shota/pedo stuff about them being young/innocent.
>>24810562Oh so pedophiles would rather have sex with an adult sized 10 year old over a child sized 1000 year old?
American spell casters, drown them in their own blood
>>24810575They prefer the short 10 year old, over the short 1000 year old.
>>24810590How do you know that?
>>24810604It's inherent in the definition of the word, pedophile.
>>24810615It has to be both physical and mental? I've seen pedophiles like loli hags or whatever they're called. I think it's more physically looking like a child. There was a lady who had a condition that made her look like a kid, and apparently she attracts pedophiles despite being mentally an adult.
>>24810615nah, their attraction is towards the form factor, the age is really just a label in that case, the problem lies in the fact they are attracted to the shape of a body, a thing really, that is not apt for reproduction, with makes them similar to faggots or zoophiles
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>>24810640>>24810626>I think it's more physically looking like a child.Goblins and dwarves have secondary sexual characteristics they dont look like a child, that hasn't been through puberty.
Is there a medical condition that makes you look like a goblin? Conversely, y'all know dwarfs are real, right?
>>24810683What you've seen them hidden in the mountains somewhere?
>>24810683Yeah I already said I would copulate with a midget. Thus proving that I am not a pedophile just for liking goblins.
>>24810683We're already suspending disbelief on females existing even though we've never seen them lurking in the woods or under our bed, dwarfs really aren't more implausible
They call me Peter the pumpkin eater. I don't really eat pumpkins.
>>24810714Let your wife out
Who let the dogs out?
Noam Chomsky is based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh7u_cbAiZcSometimes when I'm having a wank and listening to music, the world lights up in the way it used to when I was a kid. I want to know what exact chemical or cocktail of chemicals creates that feeling, and then I want to take a whole lot of them.
>>24810351Why the fuck do you keep saying that?
Cute couple stopped directly infront of me at the store and started French kissing each other
>>24808813Torn between decisions over what to study. First I thought about studying maths or geology. Turns out those fields have a rough 50% female ratio. Not a chud, but I can't stand women around places that were built for men. I just can't shake the idea that they go to college with the intention of distracting us men with their sexy asses and their wet holes. Why can't they stay at home and raise children and let us men do the worldly work? Guess I'll end up studying engineering simply because it is the field with the least women. Sad, I wanted to study geology so bad, in the fashion of based Humboldt.
>>24811014Lewd... How did it make you feel? Were you aroused?
>>24811014when will society stop torturing incels like this... blackpilled again
You can see the outline of my 'enis through gym shorts, and I only wear gym shorts.
>>24811001Because you keep insulting and abusing me.
>>24810956Based on what?
>>24808813I'm thinking about this virus going around. The virus started around the time of the Industrial Revolution, when all the smart people started to think about how to make life better for human beings. They sat in their dorms or their dens and thought deep thoughts about how to improve everything, from the yield of crops to the organization of political systems. People tried to attack their ideas and counter them, and then through the decades and the centuries a lot of those ideas were accepted as "truths." They spread like a virus, infecting both men and women and their institutions. For a while, life got considerably better for everyone. People flourished. They were well fed and rich. Then, slowly, the cracks started showing, and human life started to get a little worse in this area or that. In the past twenty to thirty years, it's really gotten bad. People are now getting poorer and more depressed, and everyone is trying to figure out why, but the virus won't let them. The worst thing about the virus is how pervasive it is, and how everyone with it doesn't realize they are sick.
