sansa editionASOIAF wiki: https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Main_PageBlog: https://georgerrmartin.com/notablog/Old blog: https://grrm.livejournal.com/So Spake Martin (interviews): https://westeros.org/citadel/ssm/Book search: https://asearchoficeandfire.com/SSM search: https://cse.google.com/cse?cx=006888510641072775866:vm4n1jrzsdyGeneral search: http://searcherr.work/TWOW samples: https://archive.org/details/411440566-the-winds-of-winter-released-chaptersold: >>24922194
First for Rhaenyra and her cute son!
>>24949686Name a more based king
>>24949686Do you think GRRM runs a tube up his ass to provide additional calories or did he get that fat by strictly mouth feeding alone? Follow up question:What percentage of his brain has been replaced by fat and why is it all of it?
>>24949698Can’t imagine Osha would have wildlings ceremony with her husband, Rickon?
>>24949786Rickon will be married to the daughter of some of the Skagosi houses unfortunely
Walk with me, my sweet summer child, and hear the tale of fat pink masts jutting into sopping wet myrish swamps and black nipples brushing against silk until her cunt became the world while in the privy the princess guzzled arbor gold and shat but the more she drank the more she shat until she was shitting brown water and around her the planks of the ship groaned like a fat man taking a shit while she cursed the gods and nuncle smiled as he broke his fast on black bread, bacon burned black, and mulled wine while capon-grease dribbled down his chin and onto the boiled leather of his jerkin for she was wet with love and did she not know words are wind and dark wings bring dark words and a lannister always pays her debts and mayhaps this is nothing but a mummers farce and useless as nipples on a breastplate and the princess has been fucking lancel and moonboy for all nuncle knows and he is the blood of the dragon for the night is dark and full of terrors but where do whores go and jon snow knows nothing and near enough makes no matter so nuncle smiled and dipped the heel of his bread into clam chowder and prayed for half a hundred more heh har HODOR
>>24949686So it really is 100 threads, huh? >>24949688
>>24949705Orys II
>>24949698>The gooey warm sensation inside her and the sordid knowledge that it was her own beloved son who was emptying his baby-making batter inside her brought Rhaenyra to her own orgasm a moment later, as she shivered and gasped against him, grinding her pelvis against his as he continued filling her.>When their mutual orgasm died down, she collapsed atop him with a long sigh, planting kisses on his shoulder. They said nothing for several moments before she ran her fingers through his brown hair. “Luke…are you alright?”
so uhh its not gonna happen huh
>>24950439Whats the ao3 fanfic this is from again?
Happy 100 threads anon. Post your favourite passageEuron stood by the window, drinking from a silver cup. He wore the sable cloak he took from Blacktyde, his red leather eye patch, and nothing else. >When I was a boy, I dreamt that I could fly," he announced. "When I woke, I couldn't . . . or so the maester said. But what if he lied?">"Perhaps we can fly. All of us. How will we ever know unless we leap from some tall tower?"The wind came gusting through the window and stirred his sable cloak. There was something obscene and disturbing about his nakedness.>"No man ever truly knows what he can do unless he dares to leap."
>>24950684Not So...Perfect
>GRRM bristled at that. "I defeated your idol Tolkien and his The Rings of Power(TM), the first time your Middle Earth came to television. I procrastinated the Winds of Winter against the power of Bantam Books for 15 years, and took HBO’s primetime spot from the Romefags. I smashed JK Rowling at the 2001 Hugo Awards, though she had twenty times my fans. Tell me, /grrm/, what battles has Brandon, son of Sander, ever won that I should fear him?
>>24950752I tried to get into Cosmere but the whole multiple planets thing feels so fucking dumb, couldn't make it through the first quarter of Way of Kings.
Second in her name, daughter of Aerys II and sister of Rhaegar Targaryen (Dany who?)Founders and Duchess (Doge) of Maegoroma/Maegorthage (Axe, Esso northwest -https://files.catbox.moe/envveo.jpeg)Princess of Dragonstone (claimant)Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men (rightfully)Lady of the Seven Kingdoms (rightfully)Protector of the realm (rightfully)
What's your favorite sex scene from the books?>inb4 pink mast
>>24950856Dario railing Daenerys in every hole all night long.
>>24949705Unironically Bobby
>Visenya Targaryen
>Maegor Targaryen
>Aenys I Targaryen
>Septon Barth
>Alyssa Velaryon
Jocelyn Baratheon
>>24950856Arys and Arianne for me>"Touch me, ser," the woman whispered in his ear. His hand slipped down her rounded belly to find the sweet wet place beneath the thicket of black hair. "Yes, there," she murmured as he slipped a finger up inside her. She made a whimpering sound, drew him to the bed, and pushed him down. "More, oh more, yes, sweet, my knight, my knight, my sweet white knight, yes you, you, I want you." Her hands guided him inside her, then slipped around his back to pull him closer. "Deeper," she whispered. "Yes, oh." When she wrapped her legs around him, they felt as strong as steel. Her nails raked his back as he drove into her, again and again and again, until she screamed and arched her back beneath him. As she did, her fingers found his nipples, pinching till he spent his seed within her. I could die now, happy, the knight thought, and for a dozen heartbeats at least he was at peace.
>>24950947I always seduce Jocelyn Baratheon when playing ck3agot and have her produce babies for me. Aemon is forever cucked.
To celebrate the 100th thread, I invite you all to play a little game with me.>go to https://gameofthronesfanon.fandom.com/wiki/Game_of_Thrones_Fanon_Wiki>Under the "Explore" dropdown menu, pick random page>Return with something funnyHerys Radden>Herys was born in 285. It is not known how his parents. Its thought that his mother died in childbirth, and his father of an illness.>He was quickly sent away to live with Stannis Baratheon, with the hope he would train him at his court.>...he was still kind, and hated the thought of people being in pain.>In 'Breaker of Chains' Herys walks with Shireen to Ser Davos, talking about Dragons. Herys takes the stance that they fled to the far east, while Shireen believes they still live in Summerhill, and other abandoned places. On reaching Davos Herys and Shireen say goodbye, with both blushing. This is the second indication that they could be in love at this stage. >Herys plays with Shireen, and even look over her shoulder to see what she is reading. Shireen looks at him and Herys makes her laugh. He then does something unexpected, and kisses her. He blushes and looks away, but Shireen kisses him back. They giggle and Davos comes in and gives Shireen the wooden stag. Davos acknowledges Herys, and he him. When Stannis comes in, Stannis asks him to wait outside, which he duely does. After Shireen and Stannis come out, Herys walks with them. The moment Shireen is grabed, Stannis grabs Herys hands and whispers 'You are a soldier. Act like one.' Herys is confused, and is lead out to where Shireen is put on the pyre. She cries out four names. Mother, Father, Davos and Herys. Herys is starting to understand what is happening. He tries to turn away, but Stannis forces him to watch, saying 'I have no heir. But I have a boy, and by the Gods, I will not make you weak.' Herys screams in tears, beign forced to watch the burning of the girl he was in love with.
>>24950925>book accurate VelaryonCount me in!
>>24950925Damn, zoomers really have no taste in women.
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>>24950856Ygritte getting BLACKED by the black bastard of the wall.
>>24950870Luv Emilia!
WOW this thread is fucking shit
>>24950902Amber Heard is Visenya
>>24950986How does one find themselves a sexy spaniard seductress?
>>24950729I think they deleted it, fuck
THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE MINIONS OF FEVRE RIVER
100 threads of /grrm/? Here’s a little blast from the past from the /tv/got/ days.>https://vocaroo.com/1oAadeMoX4Wn
>>24951523neat
>>24951523I love you
Why is asoiaf discourse so gynocentric when the series is the opposite? Robb wouldn't even trade Jaime for both of his sisters.
