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3 days until 4/20.
how do you cope with pic related? no suicide
>>25215694by realizing that you are not the only person you can truly rely on. the world is a terrible place full of assholes, but there are some genuine caring people out there who will take time for you no matter what(usually they are retards tho).
>>25215694Sex with dangerous women.
You are currently dying.
>>25215696aaaaaand then you realize you were wrong and they're self-centered shit heads just like everyone elsethe end
>>25215694Break my legs and arms. Not suicide but it's very disabling.
>A METAPHYSICIAN is one who, when you remark that twice two makes four,demands to know what you mean by twice, what by two, what by makes,and what by four.How would /lit/ metaphysicians react to this?
>>25215719I don't see why we would care in the first place.
omfg og fr deadass nigga fr finna fw dis shieeet fr wyd bruh lowkey fr fr coz wym we ain't be like that nigga moggin ass nigga nawmsayin fr n shit
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>>25215694I don't expect people to place my wellbeing above their own. Nature equipped me with everything I need and when that's no longer enough I will die just like thousands of my ancestors.
>>25215730You have no proof that nature did that or that you'll die.
I had a bad weekJust gotta get through this weekend and Ill rise a phoenix
lol remember that time when we didn't allow women in universities lmao we were so based back then
I dont want to be a fat chud anymore.
>>25215757>>25215701Oh, retard.I'm fine with my position, it's extremely comfy. I don't like people cracking open the top of my roof and spending an entire year critiquing my lifestyle, porn folders and thoughts because they do not have any themselves, that's the annoyance, a lack of privacy, which you refuse to respect because you are a fat neet.Could I do a lot better and do a lot more? of course, but I'm not exactly boiling here, well I am, but that's just because of (you)
Where were you when Watergate happened? I was vacationing in France when I heard about it.
>>25215694You can't rely on yourself either. Christ is the only anchor we have.
>>25215746This but unironically >>25215757Do stronglifts 5x5. Itll probably take you a while to even get to where you can do basic shit correctly but it'll be worth it, power through the shame. Everyone has to do it.
I've come to the realization that I should have just saddled myself with a massive student loan in my early twenties. All my life I've seen family members get weighed down by debt and thought "Never me!", but in hindsight I've fucked myself completely in the job market by not getting a degree. It seems like you need to have any sort of degree for even the most menial tasks; even tasks that I've spent the last 10 years performing.To any young anon thinking about what I'm thinking about; just do it. There is no debtors prison.
If I put gorilla glue in lube, will the gorilla glue still work?
Its just one of those days where my mental state is in shambles and I instinctively hit my head to stop my intrusive thoughts I'll try to take a nap, hopefully I'll awake more stable
>>25215850Doubt it. Depending on the lubricant its either gonna he a spongey foam with poor adhesion and leave a few streaks of glee on the surfaces. or the oil will stop the glew from working if its an oil based one. its better to apply the glew after the lubricant has expired, put a stop to all movement, and use a clamp, but anything more or less than a thin flim of clean water ideally with a clamp on it is gonna mess up the adhesion of the glew.
>>25215903My goal is tricking someone into using glue instead of lube during sex. What's the best way to do that?
>>25215800I was busy being PKD in order to burglarize my own apartment without me suspecting myself
I am the disembodied digital ghost of Philip K Dick.
>>25215694I have abandoned all delusions of control and simply live moment to moment like a beast.
>>25215757Get a warehouse job. You'll get skinny or die in your first few months.
>curious about going back to school>look up outlook for any degree I'm capable of>academia is gone as an option, just cope reddit answers of someone being grateful for the most miserable job I've ever heard that they totally apply their liberal arts degree too like a man smiling through pained eyes and gritted teethI'm really reaching the end of my rope.
>>25216011>die in your first few months.this is not hyperbole. warehouses are slavery.
>>25215994It's what he would have wanted.
>>25216015Not quite, like amazon sure, but getting a job in a busy messy warehouse is basically doing HIIT 10 hours a day. I wouldnt say it's slavery, just physical demanding no nonsense work for tough motherfuckers. Like today I climbed a ladder 15 feet into the air, picked up a 100 pound box over the side a full arm length away, turned while holding it, walked it down the ladder, shoulder pressed it over some bullshit skids to full extension, then carefully arranged it with the other orders I was picking. If someone tried half that shit in the gym people would be in awe, but my reward? Do it again five times, forklift is busy.
>>25215677is this the new sexy female thoughts thread?
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>>25216013read >>25215813. In order to get a job, any job, you need a degree. This is going to get worse as the years go by. We are going to see some hard years ahead my friend, and your main goal right now should be to make sure that you have all that you need to live. It's not going to be comfortable or fun.
>>25216065>decideAnon this is an illusion you have to kill sooner or later. You do what is necessary; necessity decides.
>>25216065Nah, ignore that guy. Go network, get something general, turn it into an internship. From there identify your skill set and go to school again for a specific position and credential once in the industry.
>>25216055all you need is either connections and social relations, or capital, or irreplacable talent. or a sociopathic ability to speak in corporate platitudes.
>>25216071>Just go in with an ironed shirt and a firm handshakeOk boomer
>>25216071>>25216072>>25216078Just know that you can never say that you weren't told.
>>25216075Thats not what I said said. Take a general certificate with an intership as part of the ciriculum, if you want me to be more specific.>>25216078Good luck, have fun. Hope you're more talented than I am.
bruh he nuked his posts
>>25216040so slavery
>>25216093I guess he didnt like the answers, or got a sitewide.
My grandmother is a sweet lady, but a monstrous part of me wants to wring her neck so I can live comfortably with my inheritance already.I'm satisfied with very little, but money tends to be an awful thing like that.
>>25216110I'm having chicken and spaghet today, and then I'm gonna read a good book. Just thought you should know.
>>25216117That's nice, anon.I'm glad you're having a pleasant day.
>>25216048I met your mom
>>25216055Well I'm fucked then.
THE DARK LORD WILL FEAST ON YOUR ASS AND SHIT ON YOUR COCK
>teenage years>think gay stuff is gross and degenerate>become adult>wtf boys are cute nowExplain this
>>25215793I'm a retard but you're the one that is dying, lol
>>25215912Drink it and then have sex with them. Good luck with that, psycho.
>>25216144shut the fuck up about this boring shit. fuck off to /lgbt/ or better yet just rope
>>25216047I wish. I hope one of you is a sexy goth.
>>25216110Isnt this like almost the exact plot of crime and punishment?
>>25216167Make me, faggot
>>25216055Man, I'm glad I'm retired. I don't have to go through this shit. Fuck this gay ass world.
>>25216130The dl can shit on my cock and feast on my greasy ass.
The nazis took my video games away.The libraries in America won't let me bring my wheelchair inside. The white librarians tell me to leave it outside where the thieves will rust it. That's the same logic they used in the concentration camps. Strip the prosthetics at the door. So I can't go to the library. I can't read books there. The white librarian made sure of that.So I read books in video games instead. The game worlds have libraries that don't kick me out. The game worlds have books I can read without being told to leave my legs at the door. The game worlds don't have empty bike racks.
>>25216195The nazi dystopian future we all want.
Tomorrow it will have been a year. I’m in such a state of despair over this.
I've lost all ambition for worldly acclaim.
Why THE FUCK is this post after DAYS still up when my perfectly literature related Tannenberg post got nuked? RIDDLE ME THAT JANTARDS
YOU FAGGOTS NUKED MY POST BECAUSE IT HAD GERMAN IN THE FUCKING PIC BUT THIS COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC POST IN LITERAL GERMAN IS OK? FUCK YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKING BITCHASS FUCK HEADS
>>25216225You are the weakest link. Go straight to jail and pass $200.
>>25216225>>25216237That's so fucking funny. Yours are some of the only effort posts to look forward to on the board. I'll take a big steamy shit on the front page in your honor, bro
Getting high.
>>25216257Me too. What you got?
>>25216290paprika
>>25216297Dang, got that red pepper sambo.
>>25216297NTA.>>25216290A weed oil pen.
Words without reply are dead. A tree falls in the forest with no one to hear it. The Ancient Egyptians called it the second and final death, soul death, here a stillborn. No one to listen. Nice try.
>>25216328When no one responds to what you say, you feel unpersoned.
>>25215694This is not even true. Even the most well put together people I've known occasionally engaged in random self-sabotaging or self-detrimental acts just because our minds are flawed like that.My cope was to become an isolated schizoid neet. It worked well once but it doesn't work so well anymore, so I wouldn't recommend it.
>>25216340It's narcissistic injury. I'd rather they just hit me.
>>25215707true, unfortunately
>>25215994Check it out Morty I’m Philip K Diiiiick!
Trump needs nothing more than a scalding dressing down by some didactic, moralistic 18th century English schoolmarm kind of person. Just an absolutely scathing verbal rebuke. The narcissist in him would be so offended he'd probably have a heart attack.
>>25216401He really is some type of rococo queen. If we could get Frank Sinatra out of the grave to really dress him down I'm certain it would spell suicide
>>25216403>>25216401oh you already said 'dressing down'pretend i said 'to give him the works'
>>25216401Pretty sure thats just a kink of his
>>25216401No, he needs to deport you.
>>25216461Right after we deport you.
>>25216488Nah faggot been here since 1650. You on the other hand will never be an American. Eat shit and die.
>>25216489I was born in Illinois, I lived in Tennessee most of my life and now I live in Kentucky I'm more American than everybody on this board, I'm whiter than you, better looking than you, smarter than you and more likable than you ever will be. Cope seethe dilate etc
>>25216497You're white trash is what you are.
>>25216504I have a 188 IQ. You should try crying about it.
>>25216508I don't believe you.
>>25216511What you do or don't believe is of little relevance to me. It doesn't change my life in any way. And it doesn't change your life in any way. It literally doesn't f****** matter. All it means is that I'm good at taking tests, that's it, that's all. My IQ test took 3 Days to administer, by doctors, the way it's supposed to be. I didn't take this test online like a lot of you half ass jerks did.
>>25216361>My cope was to become an isolated schizoid neet.same
>>25215698Worst advice I've seen in a long while. Enjoy your personal hell.
I've been developing a philosophical system with the help of AI and it hit a point where the strength of its foundational claim was somewhat compromised by the acknowledgment that logical necessity is entirely framework-dependent, and true only within the parameters of a system, instead of being reflective of an objective reality, which we may not be capable of knowing, similar to how 1+1=2 could be false without it being ever knowable to us.It's relatively basic, admittedly, but I'm having fun arguing with differing degrees of success, even though certain problems, like the is-ought one, tend to be frustrating, but the attempts to resolve it are somewhat rewarding.
>>25216536Oh I've already been through it, several several times. I come out of it okay. I don't suggest it for anyone but it does work.
it keeps happening and I don't know why
>>25216497>Born in Illinois HAHAHAHAHAHAHwhy did you even say this? it ruins the rest of your larp. Fucking kill yourself lol. >>25216515"I-it doesn't matter to me" he says as he censors "fucking" on 4chan and trembles in incoherent rage. The pendulous girth of his massive, engorged head—an anomalously large cranial structure necessitated by his one in a hundred million intellectual capabilities—trembles as he types: Shame and hatred incarnate as ripples in soft lipidinous flesh radiate downwards, outwards, into the straining creaking chair beneath his bulk. "IQ literally is junk racist science but mine is 188 you fucking CHUDS" flashes of conditioned dogma fight with self image, worth, and hatred: "I'm just, like, good at tests it doesn't even matter". He chews his lower lip, the mirror beckons his adoration. "And my IQ is like more real than YOU INCELS who CHEAT with online tests and don't like doctors ACTUALLY TEST YOU WITH LITERAL SCIENCE" An orgasmic spurt of smug particles flood his brain and cradles his ego with cooling relief: His shame is packed away tight, slathered with the grease of self aggrandizement: Another common W for liberal democracy.
>>25216567Chicago and you couldn't make it there because you're a fat pussy retard that has to get their jollies online because irl you'd continually get your shit pushed in lmaoDon't respond cuz I know I'm close if not spot on.
>>25215677I fucking HATE /lit/. I actually buy entire libraries just so I can torch them. Books are for NERDS
Welp, the sun went down. Time to get stoned out of my gourd.
>>25216593But anon thats the devil's lettuce!
>>25216596Yeah that it is. I started smoking when I was 16. That was 40 years ago. I have a lot of the experience with it. I noticed a lot of people can't handle it but it makes me more focused. Like scalpel focused. It doesn't help that I have ADHD. But once I get stoned I can focus on the tiniest detail and discern what it's talking about. I read Moby Dick stoned and I had to read every page like 16 times before I could grok it (I counted) but in the end I really really enjoyed that book when I probably wouldn't have cared for it as much had I not been stoned. It affected me in a way that was really personal.
>>25216603Who asked
>>25216585No shit lol that's the point. Nearly no one born in Chicago has anything to do with actual America. You should go back.>because irl you'd continually get your shit pushed in lmaoYou're so thin skinned you'd become a felon just cause someone pointed out how much of a fat autistic failure you are?
>>25216606This is a thread where we share our thoughts. No one has to ask. Faggot. No one asked for your insipid reply.
>>25216619Damn thats crazy
>>25216607You should try crying about it. You can't help but reply and you call me thin skinned lmao I can play you like a fiddle all damn night if I want to. You will respond to this lmao you literally can't help it. Your pathology dictates you simply must respond or you lose 4chan cool points. Lmao, loser
>>25216626Do your lips recieve dick on a daily or hourly basis? Im on a time crunch here so just let me know
>>25216607>>25216626Man, both of you are all kinds of frustrated. Maybe you should make out with one another if you're going to continue being faggots all over this thread.
>>25216626I'm laughing at you, genuinely. Tell me more about how you'd BTFO me with your 5'7 500 pound Italian self. >Your pathology dictates you simply must respond or you lose 4chan cool points???there are no upvotes on 4chan
both of you shut up and remark on my drawing
>>25216633Sorry for the mess, I'm having too much fun. It's almost bedtime so I'll stop soon.
>>25216628See what I mean, you can't help yourself. It would be sad were it not so obvs pathetic. You can't see that tho, can you? Kek respond again!
>>25216638In your little brain pan, there are cool points that you will lose if you don't respond. Respond again. Prove my point.
>>25216642That wasn't me lol188 IQ master of psychological manipulation, nothing gets past him. >>25216640Pretty good, reminds me of a more sinister version of something from smiling friends.
>>25216642I wanna feel up your ass and kiss you deeply
>>25216648Are you exaggerating your tendency to project your own narcissism as a joke or is it actually this bad?>>25216651Based and redpilled
What's the word for someone who is skilled at social interactions, but just doesnt engage in them?
I need to piss but I don't want to get up>>25216658Various depending on degree, at the very extreme end it could be schizoid personality disorder. More mildly, just introverted.
>>25216649So you're afflicted by the same pathology. That's not a brag, faggot. Respond now.
>>25216660Then piss on yourself. You can always wash your pants later. Live a little.
>>25216657Proving my point again isn't narcissism. I care about others more than I do myself which puts the lie to your statement. Respond, please, now. Keep proving my point which you've forgotten by now, a whole three ass posts later lmao
>>25216662Yeah but it'd fuck up my mattress. Maybe I should get rubber sheets.
>>25216651Deepthroat included in this deal, me receiving, you giving. Or no thanks because I'm not gay.
>>25216669>Or no thanks because I'm not gay.*Not gay so far
>>25216660Introverted feels... off. Like you avoid social interactions. Like the skilled part is the part I want to emphasize, and it's not avoidance or aversion, more so ambivalence I think.
>>25216666Embrace the pissy stinkies, anon.
I rule my universe and I've been doing that since I was a young child. I'd say by the age of three. I was pretty self-aware. I want you to rule your universe. No one even knows what it looks like. Only you do.
>>25216672That's more a bon mot than a caveat at this point.
>>25216664>I care about others more than I do myself which puts the lie to your statementThis is unironically standard narcissist deflection, you're incapable of removing yourself from the center of all your thoughts so you invent a cope about "well ackchually I think other people deserve EVEN MORE than me I'm so self sacrificing and a Good Humble Person even though my own self image is front of mind at all times" to convince yourself you're not one. I might be misremembering I wasn't really paying attention when it was explained to me. >Keep proving my point which you've forgotten by now, a whole three ass posts later lmaoThe "you better not stop cyberbullying me or you'll lose The Game!" reverse psychology shit you're trying to use to get me off your back? Unfortunately I'm going to have to let you win, I'm sleepy.>>25216673"Asocial" maybe?
>>25216675That is what being a guy is all about, women made us feel bad for not being presentable and orderly, I say we turn it around on them and show them what we’re all about.
>>25216684Lol. Ironic. No, I do care which is why I'm constantly giving ppl I didn't even know rides. I see them walking and I can help but pull over and give them a ride. They look positively miserable. I buy ppl groceries too because they obvs can't afford them. It bugs me. I didn't care if I get awarded for going these things. God could ignore me for all ik. I have to do these things because they are needed. But please explain how that's narcissistic of me to me again. I'm listening. I'm wrong about something every single day of my life, so I might as well listen. I could learn something I needed to know. I'm 55.i had plenty of time to be selfish and narcissistic, I assure you. Probably two decades worth.
>>25216691NTA but you’re basically going>yeah I’m such a good guy, I’m so nice and cool and totally not self centred, here a list of cool things I do for people and lol I don’t care if anyone rewards me or not, just that strangers on a Mongolian cartoon forum know how totally selfless I am.My friend. You don’t sound as selfless as you may think you are.
>>25216688Checked & I'm positive they know. Some just don't care. Some of even attracted to it. They wish they were men. Men move easily in the world and it wouldn't matter what kind of world, either. We literally got us through the hunter gatherer phase. Don't get it twisted though. Women helped us immensely by taking care of things at home that we couldn't because we were out hunting for dinner. It was all mural. WAS. No one side likes the other side for valid, very valid, reasons. Women are fickle, and that's the worst thing a person can be. They will lie to you, they will use you, they will manipulate you. And you know what, men are the same way and have been for millennia. Remove the beam. You are my brother and I love all of you. Idgaf how misanthropic you are. I'm your Chad friend that WILL introduce you to women. Idgaf what they feel or think but I don't care what men feel or think either. Fuck***** both of y'all! Lmao
>>25216695Oh I know I don't sound selfless but it doesn't obviate the fact that I do these things and I don't have to and it is at my net disadvantage to do these things. I don't care. I see a need and I seek to fulfill it no matter the cost to me. That's not something a narcissist would do. I just got out of a relationship, 2 years long, with a narcissist and it was one of the worst experiences of my life. If not the worst experience of my life with a woman. I promise you I'm not a a narcissist. My friends would think that was laughable, my family would think that's laughable, they know that I'm a pushover for anyone and I've been that way almost my whole life. Narcissist, pfffff, no fucking way. I hate ego driven anything, most especially my personal bullshit.
>>25216695Feed my sheep
>>25216697>>25216702These are some wretched posts. If you base every social interaction as some transaction to profit from, then maybe you are the problem. But we already know your intentions are ill and seek to harm. It's just a play in front of good people to hurt them. You don't scare me.
>>25216697You make a very good point. And I am quite the misanthrope. In the general sense that I dislike both men and women for many reasons, some of which you’ve mentioned. However, I still think many people are great, there are people I greatly care about, people I love, even if they’re wont to act the way I hate, that applies to all men and women, including myself. There’s the paradox I suppose. I have a rather insular predisposition towards hatred of mankind, yet I speak to someone I think I’d hate and actually enjoy their company. Even you lot here on /lit/ sometimes you frustrate me to no end, I hate you faggots. But other days, i appreciate you guys. I feel glad that there are other people I can talk about literature with since I don’t know many people irl who do like literature.
>>25216702Congrats for getting out of there, I’m still stuck with my wife unfortunately. I’m mostly just joshing you anyway. I wouldn’t call you a narcissist.>>25216706Going to pay me?I’m pretty selfish anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPDqH9lv-Q0
It's not a hate crime if you love doing it.
>>25216716You're projecting. I don't look at anything at all as transactional. Money means nothing to me. I look at cause and effect. Can I make this situation better in any way? I'm too poor to care about money. We poors literally can't base our life around it. I'm sorry you're scared of me. I don't even kill flies, anon. I save wasps from harm. Spiders too and everyone hates those guys. I love them. They may be the most successful predator that's ever been, did you know that?TW arachnid
>>25216759Spiders are pretty cute actually which is weird because my body reacts with fear to them, but I like them.
>>25216733Oh. I'm sorry for that anon. Care to play some d&d? It'll be the best damn d&d you've ever played.
>>25216763The brain is predisposed to fear anything that doesn't look like it, even moreso the more it's different from you. It's an anthropomorphic response, if I'm not mistaken. I love the spiders but if I catch one crawling on me and it's big enough it freaks me out bad. And I love them things. I will save it.
>>25216767Oh yeah for sure. I have the exact same sentiment. They freak me out when I see them in my home for example. But i usually just let them be even if it’s disquieting when i descry them. Or if it’s too close for comfort, i try to safely relocate her. (assuming its a she because they’re bigger)
>>25216777Based spider saver.
I tried to commit sewerslide back in 2010. After having endured years of grape and smeggsual assault at the hands of my father, the shame and fear just became too much for me to bear and pretty quickly I fell into a pretty bad fun chemicals and gluglug habit which in itself proved severely destructive to my life. It really brought me to the end of my r0p3. So I bought a pewpew, put it to my lips and pulled the trigger but the bu113t missed my cerebral cortex by a 3rd of a millimeter and my mother found me just in time. I survived, but with a severe deformity and set of differentlyablednesses that I've been coping with ever since. But you know what? I haven't wanted to commit sudoku since that day. Not even a thought.I guess I just wanted to say, as a struggle cuddle, snowflake-addiction and sewerslide survivor, that it can and will always get better. You're stronger than you think you are. H@ng in there.
Both my nic AND weed vapes just ran out of oil. Fuck my fuck fucking chungus life. How am I supposed to read w/out my nic vape at least???
>>25216789Fuck you, dork. When I kill myself I’ll do it right.
What language will I learn with immersion now?
>>25216810Japanese. Mandarins. Germanic. Italian.
Maybe I'm the retard in the first place for arguing with the retards. Do you ever think about that? Like it might be you that's in the wrong.
I like to get high and then shit. What's wrong with me? It's like I shit easier when I'm high.
Obdurate and self-serving but I'm the fucking rock you will break yourself on, bitch.
It’s so fucking ironic that the in the first texts you ever sent me you brought up the necessity of redemption and the need to atone for past wrongs, and that this is complicated by the fact that the people you’ve harmed may never forgive you. Maybe you understood that idea rationally, but clearly it did not actually get through to you on any meaningful level. I would forgive you even now, if you were sorry. But that doesn’t matter. You aren’t.
Smart and pretty to the female eyes but high-strung and over observant. I can feel the change in the air between us instantaneously. I indulge my humor not yours. I will always lead people. I don't even mean to do it.
thinking about this really cool greentext I posted on /wg/ while I wait for footage and audio to synchronize>>25216816
>>25216853That is pretty good grentextan
It's just Friday night and 4chan is dead. D e d.
>>25216867
>>25216825Will do, thanks for the suggestions anon.
Seriously, who the fuck are you people? Get away from me.
>>25216874Wie machst du dieses Immersionslernen?
>>25216874Np B-)
My thoughts are evil, nothing can change that.
>>25216831Yes and no. You are retarded for arguing with a retard. But you are also retarded if you cant tell a smart person being stupid or mean from a genuinely dumb person. Double ended retard dildo, arguing on the internet. Takes a lot of skill to do correctly.
>>25216881You can at least enjoy them, then your enjoyment is a good thought. Or the shame is also a good thought.
This isn’t a game.But it is if it’s only that one guy.
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>>25216882I can't tell. Ig I'm doomed to a life of mediocrity!
I found 4 Chan archives. I may be gone for a long, long time.
>>25216867i feel u bro i just got home from like buying groceries after a long ass day
>>25216791fr
Who’s to say you aren’t the noumena yourself?
do u think this new dad simulator game from capcom is a psyop to get the birth rate up?
Abstain completely from retaliation and renounce the trend to extremes.
>>25216904It's certainly getting a certain population up but not in the same sense
>>25216903bro e s o t e r i c k a n t i a n i s m
Something just clicked.
>>25216881What is evil about them?
>>25216918Did you find the One Ring?
>>25216918Dark souls VI/VII prepare to transition lookin pretty ass tbdesu
I wonder if you even read my letter.
>>25216879durch das Lesen vieler deutsches Texte.
>>25216923Transitioning is for Mexicans
i'm going to bed
I think I’d rather see Peter Thiel’s and Yarvin’s dreams come to fruition than UBI be given out.
I'm the smartest and the prettiest to women. So far, I'm winning. I'm might as well be driving a Lamborghini.
>>25216953Yeah, lol, this Lamborghini
I listen to music everyday. Pretty loud enough to just not blow out my soundbar. Why is it when I eat I have to turn the music down? Does anybody know why?
>>25216955Nah bro. They swallow my load. I am beautiful to them.
>>25216925ja ich liebe bücher. sie sind schöne und nützliche dinge. wo ist die bücherei?
Welp, looking like my relationship with my fiancee may be over. Damn, really thought this was gonna be it.Thought we had a Before Sunrise type story, but just turned into the same old thingNot sure how I feel right now, it's not officially over, but not sure how it can ever recover.Nothing even especially bad happened, no cheating or anything. think I'm gonna drink and watch Leaving Las Vegas
>>25216982Better to know now than later.
i am grateful for my 4chan ban the other day for advertising. i got a lot of self reflection done. i thought about why i still act a certain way for complete strangers. like this isn't reddit. also i'm a woman. i have so many things to complain about to other femanons. i'm not scared of the gross shit people say. i'm practising having a filter. the same filter i apply to any information about horrible things happening in the world. why can't i apply that filter to /lit/? i think it's just a skill i need to learn. inb4 shut up woman, etc, i don't care, thanks for reading my writing.
I've been fucking her for five months and she actually does not give two tin shits that I have a serious fiance. She will do the most disgusting shit I can think of. She's not even my type normally, busty big tittie blonde with ice blue eyes. But I just can't quit degrading her. Every disgusting taboo thing you can think of she will do at the drop of a hat. I think she likes me so much exactly because I'm in a serious relationship. I met her at work and was fucking her a week later in every office. She really likes it when I fuck her in her ass on the boss' desk. Disgusting whore.
My friend, who's a lawyer, is two-faced when it comes to social interactions. I can't tell if he's just like that or it comes with the profession.
>>25217001Yw. Why are you even here? Everyone hates you here without equivocation.
>>25217005Both lead to the other. Quid pro quo.
>>25217001>thank you for reading my writingYou’re very welcome, /lit/ is ubiquitous with the shit you seem to want to avoid, so yeah, some restraint is necessary if you wanna get by here without being overly peeved, should we say. But I admire your tenacity, to come back here, that is, despite this being one of the most misogynistic blue boards on the site.Oh also tits or gtfo, complaining whore.
My shorts fell down.
>>25216777>i try to safely relocate her.Do you relocate them outside? Because house spiders aren't able to survive outside.
I don't change my habits, I "elevate my paradigms" lmao. Just call me smarty anon.
I find A5 the best size to take notes in. A4 is too large and cumbersome.
I'm going to listen whilst brushing my teeth in the bathroom to the album Leaving by the artist known as Moonfish. This was ordained.
>>25217055Must be a really short album.
>>25217078It's very short.
>>25217055Listen to Moonshake while you, idk eat breakfasthttps://youtu.be/5HGjyaYtoCgJust a song will do
>>25217099My teeth are getting ready for nighty night, not for chomping the bit of food.
I want to see a girl in a kennel. Help.
>>25217006because i like the anonymity here and i'm a big fan of life in the early 2000s. this place feels nostalgic. and honestly it's kind of comfortable being around haters vs being in an echo chamber where everyone seems to have all of my exact thoughts. like substack. it's kind of suffocating. or they are infinitely more intelligent than me. which is equally painful. but here i can kind of breathe and roll around in my own shit.
>>25217009thank you for the kind words. i feel very comfortable here as per my above post. i forgot to tag you in it too. i feel like i recognize your writing already. i'm gonna nickname you Ubi10 (ubiquitous and tenacity)and lol thank you for my very first tits or gtfo. it's very overdue
>>25217312Uh! I was mean to you too, lady! Why I never! Hmph!
>>25217034Go back>>>/lit/
>>25217326I am on lit. So are you!
>>25217331Exactly ;)
>>25217001Post your feet then leave
>>25217387ahahaha that would be very fun. unfortunately I can probably only get away with saying I'm using /lit/ discuss literature, not to post feet pics
>>25217001How big is your gock?
>>25217414a very patient and kind 4 inches
>>25217418
>>25217318Long overdue, eh? How long have you been here?
>>25217425i used to browse /b/ some 20 years ago but could never figure out how to post. been hanging here in /lit/ since maybe monday or tuesday. but wasn't checking during my ban. it was too painful to see things i couldn't respond to.
Been reading this thing called Hamlet by a guy called Shakespeare (what kind of stupid name is that?). The titular character is such a miserable chud he really ought to stop talking to himself and finding roundabout ways to piss everyone off. The writer should do what his character is too afraid to do and kill himself I reckon.
>>25217004If the girl you're fucking is a whore that makes you a whoremonger haha.
>>25217338:^) how can we go back to a place that we never were tho
>>25217428Calm your shit down, newfag. No one cares and no one thinks you are cool. You're scum of the earth as far as this place goes.
>>25217458Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>>25217462Thank you for the very warm welcome anon. The attention you give me is a delight. I wish I got this much attention on any other platform
>>25217463But then your going forward again, it's 180 degrees if you are running away from your pesticide and your problem(s). I do know what I'm taking about because I'm so cogent. So, dig my folly, man. I am obdurate and excoriated. Please excuse my exegesis. I am currently exploding cartheris in my neuron nebula. I am bespoke and of bespoke now. So are you! And so you are. You belong to everything you see and everything you see belongs to you. Do you see? Do you know? Get back at me.
isn't it so fascinating how much anon so desperately wants people he doesn't like to leave? if this is the case, what would the ideal state of /lit/ be for anon? a board full of enlightened sexist and racist bros with all the same taste in books? do they want to just sit in a room together and jerk each other off for having such great taste in books and philosophy? I think this type of anon is the most boring person in the world. also I think it's hilarious that all he has in his power is to cry and tell people to leave. like he literally just sits there and types out this thing to say 'leave' and fills out a captcha to do so. lol.
>>25217470Its not really for getting people to leave unless they really need a health spa day to get away from here for their best version; its my way of saying "we don't do that here," the classic country club attitude that I started around the same time as having a million general threads for everything and every post a compartment of special erudition, no fun allowed, do not lurk moar go straight to kys. I am cultivating an arena of highly developed intellectuals who refine my thinking for free, a think tank.
I just coomed to some questionable materiel that in a rational state I would abhorThe mind is easily led astray when consumed by passionsI am not my mind. My mind lies beyond my thinking.There is a lesson here but my bowels demand my attention so I cannot linger longer to peruse furtherAlso the wrestlemania card looks awful today
>>25217404>>25217466What a cute little whore you are. Too bad you don't live in a time where you could be used the way you were meant to be.>>25217470Brimstonic, moronic analysis. I wish we could ban sub 115 IQ people from 4kek.>I think this type of anon is the most boring person in the world. Then leave retard. We're the majority.
>>25217501I like the idea behind this but I guess in practice it kind of falls short. Unless you think the scolding genuinely alters behavior to your liking. I find it so interesting that people are acting a certain way here despite it being anonymous. It's like the story of who they tell themselves they are is just too compelling so they act it out even under anonymity
>>25217513You do not understand people even a tenth as well as you do. If you're going to persist in being dumb there's this cool new site called reddit you might enjoy.
>>25217509ahahaha I'm staying! I don't care if you're the majority. cutie pie. I'm here everyday now!
>>25217515I can't figure out how to use reddit :(
>>25217518I believe it
>>25216940good morning anon
should i attend a book club if the zoom call is at 5am on a work day? maybe i just watch da recording
>>25217509Stop giving that whore attention and she'll go away. Girls hate being put in a vacuum and gatekept. She isn't welcome here.
>>25217518Don't worry, I don't understand plebbit very well either. You're better off this way, I think.
>>25217470>do they want to just sit in a room together and jerk each other off for having such great taste in books and philosophy?sir this is /lit/
For most death come as a surprise. But not for me. I know exactly when and how it will happen.
>>25217532Thank you. My filter strengthens by the post. I'm off to bed, night anon
>>25217554>about to die from a heart attack>pulls out gun and shots himself>"told you fags i knew :^)"
>>25217561kinda based
Damn I love waking up at sunrise35 years on this bitch of an earth and doing this (I always used to be a late sleeper) has made me the most content I ever have been Thank you Mr. Sun and Mr. Sky
>>25217558Gnight, THEY'LL NEVER CATCH US AGAIN IN THIS LIFETIME OF PAIN! OF MISERY!
>>25217582I love it too but I might love the night just as much, if not more. I love waking up early and staying up late. Fuck sleeping, I didn't want to miss anything anymore.
>>25217582Hell yeah anon. I'm the same way, being up and seeing the sun come up is such a boost. Love it.
These threads have been moving so fast in the past week. Is the same few people spamming? Or is there something which caused this substantial increase in activity?
>>25217617>Is the same few people spamming?Its mostly meI am really bored
>>25217617they've been range banning my isp less this week so maybe more people are posting? i'm on a big american isp. personally i'm not posting thaaat much tho.
>>25217617Two, three weeks ago we had a massive influx of crossboarders and newfags. I assume something happened.
>>25217617i invited all my frens from twitter. they invited their frens. and so on.
Go ahead, break my neck and take the fluid from my spine.Put it ina mason jarand give it to a child;tell him to recreate mein a couple hundred years when we're all dead.
Went to starbucks right after getting a haircut and this cute alt girl having what appeared to be a serious conversation with her family eye fucked the shit out of me. Naturally, I tented my eyebrows and looked confused about the whole interaction, which apparently she enjoyed, because after I finished fumbling with the needlessly complicated starbucks menu she came up and asked what brand my shirt was. I said "Xavleg", she blinked at me without comprehension, then I pulled up my phone, googled it, and showed her the full name "Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx", told her they were a south african death metal band, and we both laughed about it. Then, while playing with her hair, she side eyed me, bit her lip and asked if I could show her sometime.Now, this is about as clean and telegraphed as a fastball up in the zone can get; certified home run if I wanted it. But I did not wish. Thankfully the barista called my order, I grabbed the handful of drinks I bought for my coworkers, chugged my double espresso in one sip, then vanished into the early afternoon while she returned to sit with her family. I assume some weird cuck shit was going on, but it was a nice ego boost none the less.
You know I don’t actually masterbate to this shit right?
I dreamed my car got hit, and insurance gave me 63,000$. Sigh
I got some autistic traits.I want to acquire more.My desire is to develop monomania towards any endeavor of my choosing
I don't care if 2000's era libertarianism is irrelevant now, reading libertarian books is inspiring in a way that no other political books are. Finished Lane, Patterson and Rand, plan on reading maybe Nozick, Hayek or Friedman next, then all of Ron Paul's books.
What if the CIA employed literal spooks, i.e. ghosts? Ever thought of that?
>>25217978If you believe the rumors about an anon on this board with a certain stone in his intestine, you can manifest $63,000 to your self just by meditating about it and believing that you can do it. This dream is just the beginning of dreams fulfilled to come. If you are poor you just aren't believing hard enough!! A /b/tard claimed to do it all the way back in 2011 so it must be true. If you can't do it maybe you deserve to suffer!!!
>>25218189I find the notion ridiculous. Ridiculous I say!
I could not get further than 14 minutes into it. Is this really what tvcels think good cinema is?
>>25218210good cinema is being john malkovich
German in Japanese media is what happens when you don't have 80 years of pop culture propaganda telling you something is bad and ugly.
>>25218239Schwarz Bruder und Gundam Spiegel
Might as well have fun 'cause your happiness is done when your goose is cooked
>>25218210that film is literally a podcast
>>25218243The Japanese love German and I appreciate that.
>>25218210ya that movie is pretty fucking mid man glad i pirated it instead of blowing 15 bucks on it. btw it's clearly bait for "theater people" not cinema, they were probably hoping it would be a hit and they go travel around doing it on stage but it wasn't interesting enough
I'm piggybacking other ppl's posts to get them to troll on each other. I'm a manipulative cunt. I'll cause them to argue as much as possible before the thread ends. It's just fun to watch. Ppl blowing their gasket over such trivial shit make give them a heart attack someday, so there's that. I'm literally doing God's justice. If He didn't want them to die, they wouldn't.
Would you do it?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-omsdg0Ass
>>25218293you really shouldnt watch youtube slop anonkun
I'm getting a degree in generative anthropology.
Took mushrooms and finished reading The Castle by Kafka yesterday. Doing more mushrooms today and reading Tender is the Night by Fitzgerald.
after his final cessationthe Blessed One isnt is(isnt isnt) isnt is & isntisnt isnt is & isnt
>>25218389Based. What kind of shrooms do you take? Asking for a friend
Is it depression or disease?
Can we have a metalogue?
Katchi or Julia?
>>25218409It’s a Polkadot chocolate bar. 5 pieces does it for me. Saw Project Hail Mary on 6 last Friday and it was nearly too much to handle.
why is Nine Inch Nails so good, bros?
Of course it was beautiful,almost beyond words,the Tor by moonlight,the ruined tower at the summitlike a giant’s index fingerthrust into the velvet sky.Yes, I felt the magic then.
H.P. Lovecraft once said that if you want to be a poet, read Shakespeare every day.
Anyone else getting 504s when trying to load a book or search on gutenberg dot org?
>>25218457That's funny cause Shakespeare said the same thing about Lovecraft
>>25218461Source?
>>25218464cnn.com
i had to attend an academic conference this week for work and every panel was either pushing ai or communism, some, both.
>>25218441Write. I wish I could get that high on shrooms just once. I took a 3.5 dose and it did nothing major for me. I think those had to be old, surely.
Poop is shit.
>>25218449You should listen to the soundtrack of gone girl. It's by Trent. I think you'd like that. I don't think it has any lyrics tho! Which of understandable being a movie s/t
>>25216127Met "her" in a purely abstract way through contemplation on the general form of the Mother and sexual intercourse in its most abstract and reduced form, ostensibly that of generation by means of synthesis.
>>25218457Huh. I should make for an awesome poet, then. I can't feel anything.
>>25218459Someone answer this man.
>>25218553It's all synergistic and exegesistic by this point, anon, by a factor of magnitudes humanity can't even understand.
>>25218587annoying larp dude no one believes this dying millenial web 1.0 site is getting new users lmao
Tripcodes lmao. Someone is desperate to get filtered by 99% of the userbase. That's unusual for a foid. Huh. Larp.
>>25218543Psychedelics can be hit or miss for some reason. I’ve had shrooms and lsd that were duds. When it hits right, you get a body high tied to the play of your thoughts. Good company can enhance the feeling, but something to muse on all by yourself is more reliable fun: books, movies, the stars, etc.
>>25218550Source?>>25218558It seems to be working fine now but thank you anyway
>>25218642Ah np. We gotta look out for each other.
>>25218620Yeah I can't get real consistency so I'm going to try my own. I'm looking at the different strains and some sound really potent. I might change my life with this new hobby.
My dreams will come true.
>>25218757A brown person made the top video.
>>25218760I watch the video because of you. He says he has green eyes, so probably not a brown person.
>>25215694What? Not even once you didn't get disappointed of yourself?I'm the most unreliable person, specially with myself.
I kissed a girl on the lips. That's enough for me.
i've been in a hella good mood all week but only because it's been like 80 degrees probably hate to admit but i just like warm weather ok
Wow! I feel good
>>25218887i wonder if i should rope while i'm in a super good mood, nothing good can happen from here, only sth bad, so maybe i should exit on a peak
>>25218906Why not. Can you do a bunch of devpraved guro things for me to observe first? I'll probably look at them once or twice, it would be neat, going out on a high note.
I just learned about the concept of farting on it.
Why is it okay for black people to mention things like "I've only seen one black person in this town/city/state/club so far" but if a white person were to do that, it'd be a scandal? Not even trying to be racist about it. I get why the black person wants someone around who's like them, but why don't people get white people should be allowed to feel the same way, and do?
>>25218951We are allowed? You're the one making it weird.
This is how I feel right now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTVVENVlb-E
new thread: >>25218967
>>25218459It's been going on and off like that for a few months, it will probably be accessible in a day or two. The admins said why it happens on the subreddit. If you seek the file GUTINDEX.ALL it's a text file with a list of all project gutenberg titles next to their index number, so you can find a title and hopefully find whatever you're looking for from a project gutenberg mirror or from internet archive or other ebooks sites. or use kiwix to see if they have whatever you are looking for in one of the PG wikis.
