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i know. i suck. i'm sorry.
I'm still thinking about hot dogs
Vageattentionposters need to kill themselves immediately.
>>25223511Correct
>>25223511what that?
>>25223511I don't know what that is. This feels like a crypto va--*checks post*--vageattentionposters or whatever post.
Went on a trip with my family. Just got back. Now I have a cold. This sucks. I'd prefer not to have a cold. Just DoorDashed myself some fast food like the Amerifat I am. I am wasting my life. I am wasting my life. I am wasting my life. I AM WASTING MY LIFE
You retards should really just let me be the only one to make these threads.
>>25223576Why? These threads are just meta threads anyway.
>>25223576And how tf are we supposed to stop someone from making threads anyway?
>>25223576too slow
i'm so over twitter
>>25223578You people can't even type in the title.
Quirk chungus brushed her nipples against my back and now I'm horny for her. She has hairy legs, too. God I wish there was a hairy thread up on /gif/ right now.
lit >High brow, praises work made before mid 20th c. Hates pop lit. mostly ignores 'high' contemporary.mu>High / mid brow, praises work made after mid 20th c. Loves selective pop music, loves 'high' contemporary. ic>Low brow, praising 21st c. illustration, with trad pre 20th c. ideals. Loves 'pop(ular)' art, hates 'high' contemporary. tv >....?
>>25223605I don't make threads for exactly this reason plus idgaf about how the thread is supposed to be. It's all transitory anyway. We won't die without a thread title. I'm not even sure what the thread is supposed to look like in it's beginning post. Does anyone?
>>25223612Is she desi by any chance?
>>25223659We're making these threads for future AI to parse and store in their databanks.
>>25223505What did you do?
>>25223681I'm not and I abhor such shenanigans as non-productive. Humans should be better than this.
>>25223683Killed a popsicle.
Daddy, would you like some sausage?
>>25223681Idea: feed the LLMs misinformation.
>>25223703i'm a big smelly boy and definitely not a girl and anon is a poo poo
Oh no. Nonono. Nooooooooo. Please God no.
Hot off the presses
Living in a converted storage shed sounds oddly comfy.
>>25223712What’s wrong?
>>25223736I didn't want to draw attention to it honestly. I was just crying.
My IQ occurs once in 330,000,000 people kek. I am your royalty. I could change your life with my advice.
>>25223784> I could change your life with my advice.Please do so. Being with people makes me miserable, makes me yearn for the eternal slumber. Being alone sometimes makes me yearn for people, makes me despondent about my solitude. What should one do?Note that if your advice is anything less than exemplary, you will forever be known as a sham in this gathering hall. Which means you got to stop flaunting your ego :^)
>>25223784https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WKsr4b_7NYI only take advice from this guy
What can I say after all this? What can I say in the absence of love? Can I accuse an absentee cupid of everything that befell me?I have confessed all I can confess. The devil put me to the test. And I won, and he laughed.So, I guess it’s time to shoot the shit. The guys in here get sent all sorts of presents, all sorts of gifts. We call it fanmail. One fan of mine––and I have plenty of admirers, many of whom arewomen––sent me what is called a Fleshlight. It’s kinda like a flashlight, except there ain’t a light. It screws off and, instead of electronics, there’s a plastic vagina inside. They make it out of a mould of a pornstar’s vagina, or should we say the female performer’s vagina. This one was Vina Sky. A little Vietnamese spinster who prides herself in being the best performer in the business. Well, golly. It’s the best thing since sliced bread.But the problem I have with it is it’s not a real vagina. I would kill to have a chunk of her flesh, her cleft. What I’d do to have a piece of her. Like taking petals off a rose, or threshing the wings off a queen ant.#A plastic vagina. What will they come up with next? I mean really... plastic? What the hell am I going to do with a thing like that? I can fuck it, sure, put my spit in it or a bit of lube, and feel around it with my proboscis, my tentacle. But what the hell is the point of that? There ain’t nobutterfly coming out of no plastic cocoon. So why’s I got to put my pupa into that thing?#The point of all this is that I am mad. Mad at a society that thinks I can go with plastic dolls and toys and all that. When I was a kid, I ripped the head off all my sister’s dolls. And what the hellis stopping me from tearing up this Fleshlight and throwing it across the Hole, screaming until my vocal chords turn as rusty as old nails and all the blood comes spluttering out?You bet I’m mad. Mad at a system that thinks a man can live on plastic pussies and porno films. So that is why I am sending a letter to the Federal Trade Commission and asking them to useall the powers of consumer law to get rid of this fake pussy plastic society. I mean, it’s bad for the soul. It’s bad for the environment. Think of the microplastics. Think of all the lonely hearts. Thinkof all the men of broken parts.#Broken apart. That’s what I am. That’s what I will be. Broken apart. I hate the way it feels.The boredom. The listlessness. The gnawing, aching pain. The feeling that everything is going to turn into nothingness, that all the light in the world will shrink into darkness. No joy meansanything other than the sting of its absence once it dies away, once the happy moments of frivolity pass the time that passed away.
>>25224050 Vina Sky. Born 14 March 1999. Houston, Texas, USA.Just under five feet of All-American Whoredom. She can suck off Dredd’s humongous blackcock and ride it, stretching out her little princess parts. They don’t call him Blackzilla for nothing.She can do double penetration. Triple penetration. A thousand cocks could slip out of each of herholes and another thousand would slink their way back in. Where does my body begin and when doI stop to sin? The orgiastic cacophony of Bacchanalia fills the night, fills every pore, fills everycrevice.And I can only imagine what it feels like to completely defile that sweet Elysian field, thatlittle black forest. But what I have now is the plastic simulacrum, the remnants of a dead empire,which leaves a bittersweet taste in my mouth. But it’s going from bittersweet, to ashen, to charnel.Like putting out a cigarette on my tongue.#Vina Sky. Why did your false pussy feel like the barbed pseudopenis of some horriblehyena? It was nothingness in my palm, a shriek of pain in the night; it was all the falsity of spellsand incantations I’ve known many lifetimes before. I will complain to theMy words falter. The futility of this brief candle flickering in the tenuousness, those realmsof nihil. I wonder what this world means to anybody, if anybody can truly come to know it, or isthis nothingness, this utter sense of emptiness, the only thing we can know? We are merely thereceptacle of the wine of communion. Or the blood of lambs.I have made bloody sacrifices to the red-faced god of lust a million times already. Ever sinceI was a boy-turned-man, I have been able to desecrate the temple of my body for some evilincarnate. I frigged myself, I soiled myself, I sinned against myself. God had nothing to do with it;he only looked on like a voyeur.#Vina Sky. She stood at five feet and knew the ways of Enkidu and Gilgamesh. She is theWhore of Babylon. Many-headed hydra. She cuts me thin. I melt in her gaze. She is a gorgon. Andher writhing head of sea snakes are hissing out my name.
>>25223499What's a city with a large amount of underground structures? I have an idea for a thing set under a pre/early industrial city and I'm trying to come up with possible 'city archetypes'. For now I have the two obvious ones.>London: Sewers, basements, cellars, crypts, tunnels, sewers, sewers, smugglers tunnels, sewers.>Rome: Catacombs, long abandoned ruins sealed off from the outside, dungeons, vaults, forgotten burial grounds, secret passages.
>>25223618The whole board is filled with blockbuster and celebrity discussion. /film/ consists of maybe ten posters, who also happen to be retarded. Do you really have to ask?
Damn, it must really been too long since I last had sex when even my sex dreams involve me just jacking off.
Present day, different river, different man. All I can think about is yesterday's and tomorrow's man and river, something different from anxiety but similarly detatched from the present, where and when I feel like there is little to do. The unavoidable deeper and more sinuous rivers of tomorrow expect from me more than I can give and I already give so much, there's so much in the present day that can't fit in it, I am sure. Little to do, much to fit in it. It all messes with my sense of impermanence, when it feels so innescapable, no matter what happens. Even a tragedy, lke that of yesterday's river, or that of the day before that, is unable to shake this sentiment, this idea that I live in a cramped and shallow river unable to prepare me for what's to come, but never comes.
>>25224162i had that before. i dreamt i'm in a mansion with huge screens and i think man i am going to have so much fun gooning in here lmao.
>>25224170kek mine at least involved a girl, that's hilarious
I touched a boob yesterday and it was underwhelming; my hands feel dirty every time I think about it. She even asked me, "Are you going to regret this tomorrow?"I do. I really do. It knows me too well.
>>25224258This time I'm ghosting her for real.
>>25223499I stopped collecting a manga series just before it ended like a fuck-up. Now I want the last three volumes (for sentimental reasons), and they cost 100+ dollars. I'm so fucking mad about it.
>>25224272Why do you collect Manga? I'm not trying to be snarky, or confrontational. Why do you do it?
>>25224272Get a job and pay for it
>>25224284I don't anymore. I started reading manga when I was a kid- probably around 2003? And I continued until reading manga (that weren't dogshit translations) online became a thing. I stopped reading manga almost entirely about... 7 years ago? Some of them I just saved because I loved them (If Kazuya Minekura put out more, I'd buy those, but that's it), and most of them I'm trying to sell.
>>25224284>>25224296*I continued buying them until I could read them online instead
>>25224284Why do you collect books? I'm not trying to be snarky, or confrontational. Why do you do it?
>>25224312Books increase verbal intelligence, vocabulary, and knowledge. Manga makes you good at looking at pictures.
>>25224320using comics to learn languages is a tried and true method. People studying latin read asterix and obelix.
>>25224327And yet you’d do better by reading primary sources in Latin books.
>>25224335not with organic speech and dialog set in context
>>25224352Have you heard what dialogue is in a play or novel?
>>25224357You mean the ones written 2000 years ago? Comics and manga have their benefits, you just don't want to accept it.
>>25224362Why are you using the example of Latin if it’s not a language that has been used widely for 2000 years? Are you confusing yourself with your own words?
>>25224366I used Latin as an example because it's an academic language and if academics use the method, then it has provable results, and not just anecdotal, otherwise they wouldn't bother. Also, because you clearly have a bias against manga and comics, I wanted to legitimize my argument by providing an "intellectual" example.I don't even read manga anymore, but dismissing an entire medium as worthless because it doesn't meet your exacting and arbitrary standards really rubs me the wrong way. How many manga have you read that you can just say they have nothing to offer?
>>25224312I don't. If I can, I read my books online. And I interpreted "collecting" as a deliberate activity. It seemed to me that the OP seeked to buy every physical volume and have them for reasons other than reading them. And I don't understand that.The only book I've ever bought was a forgotten collection of political science lectures from the eighties. >>25224296Oh. So was the collection just a side-effect of you reading manga? I've never been much of a comic guy. Though I sometimes read Manga online. Scanlations, mostly.
>>25224381Ok, not the only one. But the most recent one.
>>25224376If you’re going to study something in Latin for academic reasons, or in an academic setting, then you should study primary sources in Latin. >How many manga have you read that you can just say they have nothing to offer?I read all of Berserk up to the Conviction Arc, read the start of Claymore, read some of Akira, read all of Suehiro Maruo’s work, some of Black Clover, and read some of Tanabe’s Lovecraftian adaptations. I appreciate the artwork and skill it takes, but it’s just not something I would recommend over reading literature if you want to learn. There’s just not enough dialogue in any of them to warrant using it for studying a language.
>>25224387>Suehiro MaruoI liked his adaptation of the tale of Panorama Island. Midori was an extremely skillfull work when it came to eliciting disgust.
>>25224397I gifted my Japanese copy of Midori manga to a girl I was trying to have sex with.
>>25224387I'm not saying that manga or comics should be your primary source, but reading them as a supplementary resource only has benefits.
>>25224401Did it work?
>>25224407She was dating my friend, so she didn’t want to go further than dry humping. She said I had a big dick.
>>25224409Well it did, in a way. This reminds me of a romantic anecdote I got from a family member. He was in Cancun once and he met this Cuban-American woman at a bar, she's engaged, but they still hit it off, they go to her room, but it turns out she wishes to keep herself a pure virgin for her husband. So they do anal instead.Mankind.
HEAD LIKE A HOLE
Most of you are gay niggers from reddit
>>25223499tell me something wrong with the mentality on the right, we don't know jackshit about the universe, life itself, Conscience, God, mankind purpose etc, so why not enjoy life instead of thinking too much ?
Im bulging right now. I'm bulging.
>>25224540Fuck it, we ball
>>25224540Fuck it, we ball is the only rational response to reality.
>>25224653I pissed myself a little bit in a public gym, and I was like fuck it and just let it all out. It was a lot. Left a huge puddle. But I felt great. My shorts were black, so I don't think anyone could see it, I didn't notice anyone looking, but I'm sure they could smell it.
>>25224666not baller enough. you should have whipped it out and spun in a circle
>>25224672If I was a straight baller I'd be in jail for raping women and girls. But I'm not that big of a baller.
>>25224679that's not baller at all
>>25224685Wdym?
it's so funny how i see myself as a white but actually i'm just a stupid brown lol i don't even have colored eyes stupid me lol whites would never accept me
>>25224540theyre the same mentality tho?
>>25224540You shouldn't use the word "ball" (sphere, globe, orb, or egg instead), even like a mantra, since it gives power to Baal every time you use it that's why it's pushed by basketball stars, add in the word "fuck" advertising you want to fuck everything in your existence in other words being a slave to the world around you and opening your port holes to demonic spirits and glorifying one body (we) in harmony in Baal, and live in some kind of rainbow vagina, it's just not right.>we don't know jackshit about the universe, life itself, Conscience, God, mankind purpose etc, so why not enjoy life>instead of thinking too much ?Basketball mentality
>>25224714Well at least you know your are place :^)
>>25224741I laughed aloud
>>25224447BLACK AS YOUR BOAT!
>>25224540The way it's phrased is cancerously annoying, will be incomprehensible to young people in 5 years, and is objectively worse at conveying its meaning than any of the equivalent classical (by which I mean written before 1990) formulations.But yeah sure grab life by the balls or whatever. Just stop talking like a faggot.
>>25224792We ball has been around since the '90s
How do you know we're not in The Sims 241367?
I thought since my last name was Mundy that maybe I was related to Talbot Mundy, but no, we don't have any common ancestor.
>>25224792I always like when smarmy pseuds comment on vernacular like they know anything. Ball is a verb, derrived from the phrase to "ball out", meaning overcome great adversity through facetiousness and dedication, reducing all the variables to their elemental game state. This is where the phrase "ballin' " comes from, the state of being "ball" and demonstrating your ability to "ball". Fuck it, we ball in this instance is a phrase where the situation appears to be unequal, but you're going to try your best to exercise your skills given the conditions that exist, like being an underdog against a superior on a basketball court.
>>25224687a baller doesn't need to rape anyone. he gets all the honeys by being baller.
I appreciate that the jannies deleted that off-topic "chinkoid" thread, that's good jannying, but I was also gonna try to use it to find some more pics of that girl to goon to.
>>25224922I know what it means retard, everyone does. You completely failed to understand my post.
>>25225155You completely failed to understand deez nutz. You're just mad because bad.
Why does the tip of my penis hurt?
>>25225258>just woke up because my asshole hurts
>>25225228And you remain hopelessly retarded.
>>25224741:( i wish i was a beautiful white man with big pp but i'm just a ugly brown chink. no woman will ever love me.
I am going to begin a 3 day dopamine fast, starting NOW!If you are here in 3 days I will return and share my accomplishment, to inspire others to venture beyond comfort and towards something more fulfilling. HUZZAH!
>Wild, wild turkeys>Couldn't drag me away
It's not so much the fact there are mass-shootings that is regrettable as the fact that schools are typically targeted rather than hedge fund offices or pornography studios or even the grifters who shamelessly exploit the downtrodden for their own gain. Realizing that that'll never happen, that anomie will continue to spread and fragment us further, always puts in me in between a rock and a hard place. There's just never any catharsis.
Maybe, if i like enough of my favorite e-girls posts, she will notice me.
>>25223683forgot to title the thread. i'm a loser and i suck.
I miss you.
>>25225528me too
>>25225499i was so deep into that egirl shit show that i went full circle and became celibate. one of my favorite english vtuber turned faceless-onlyfans slut, once livestreamed to ~500 viewers, and 3 hours in, she's amassed ~$2500 in donations without removing her underwear.another instance, a gfe asmr creator i was obsessed with blew up, and for 10 months now she's had a steady 11k patreon subscriber count, each paying $5/mo, which roughly translates to $45,000/mo.these girls scare mein a few years, they'll own people like us.
>>25225544You…also miss yourself?
>>25225552>10 months now she's had a steady 11k patreon subscriber count, each payinaight imma kms
Men on average work almost 5 hours longer than women, in marriage it's exactly 5 hours, yet women expect men to come home and STILL do most of the domestic labor. Then wonder why they have to constantly nag and henpeck men, they're tired and don't want to keep working. Men are still in large part doing all of the necessary jobs that keep society running, not to mention military and police services. Most women today, -work less hours, -work jobs that make less money, -work jobs that are less physically demanding than men, -can't cook, -can't clean, -spends the most, -aren't having kids-can't sew-can't bake-nag-argue -are disrespectful-whine and complain - have bpd-are on some kind of antipsychotics-divorce for no good reason-are irresponsible -get abortions-and want men to do her side of chores. Then STILL have the NERVE to say she feels like the parent in the relationship??? These women are CRAZY AND ENTITLED!!! WHY WOULD I EVER TELL A MAN TO GET MARRIED TO MODERN WOMEN?!?!
>>25225587Women suck, news at 11
I miss him.
>>25225567why yes, how did you know?
>>25225599BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
>>25225587cringe and wrong btw
>>25225587I HATE women and I DON'T KNOW why they DON'T LIKE ME!
I have no opinions on women since I do not regularly speak to any women and do not meet any women and only hear about them secondhand
>>25225587Is this what your marriage is like or are you just speaking generally here?
>>25225552I cannot imagine the kind of guys who pay for this stuff
>>25225686monkcore
>>25225552I think there should be an extremely harsh tax specifically for creators on onlyfans and all related businesses.
>>25225552women are petty and vindictive. rich and influentual women are a curse.
My weather app is torturing me. Felt like going for a walk around 4:40, but the app said it might rain at 5ish, so I decided to wait. At 5:15, it said it wasn't going to rain at all. Fine, I'll walk later since the sun goes down at 8. Then now, at 5:30, it says it's 60% of raining at 6 and 7!! So when am I supposed to walk? I should I have gone when I first wanted to! I might leave right now. Anyhow, what a joke.
>>25225746Are you using The Weather Channel?
>>25225758The default Weather app on my iPhone. Doesn't matter anymore, I changed back into comfortable clothes, I'm not gonna walk again today.
>>25225356Not true>>25225528This gets me every time kek>>25225587Unfortunate TRVTHNVKE. It's crazy how I nearly hate them but still have an almost irresistible urge to make them happy. Objectively speaking 99% of them (not an exaggeration) are worthless.
And now it says it's not gonna rain this hour at all, but 70% at 7pm, and 40% at 8pm! Ahhhhhhhhhh. I kinda do wanna walk again too.
>>25225746>>25225825Be grateful you're getting rain at all, it hasn't rained here in weeks if not months. Worst spring drought ever recorded.
>>25225830Why would I want rain? I'm not a farmer.
Over the past month I lost a lot of weight and gained a ton of muscle. I feel awesome.
>>25225873Congratulations anon. It's crazy how much exercise can improve your life.
My ex-girlfiend suggested that I stop smoking cigarettes so my dick would get bigger, and I responded that she'd be more attractive if she shaved her mustache.
>>25225888Seems like a fair trade.
ever since i laid eyes in morgpie i knew i wanted her
>>25225888Sometims I feel like everyone believes in magic of some sort but won't admit to it. How would abstaining from cigarettes make your penis bigger? It's borderline Chinese traditional Medicine.
>>25225887Thanks anon, it's true, made a massive difference. That 10 hour physical grind is fantastic at work. I went from an angry neurotic nihilist dumbass to the chill well adjusted dude too sleepy to care about anything. Stopped playing videogames almost entirely, started reading more. It's almost like office jobs are the devil or something.
>>25225913She's fucking hot af.
>>25225917Nicotine restricts blood flow, is why. You won't notice it until you get older.
>>25225913I prefer Nora Fawn
I feel like 80% of the threads made on this board are created for the sole purpose of depressing one's fellow anons in order to create a self-pity circlejerk.
>>25225930There are multiple insincere actors with multiple competing agendas. I'm not sure who they are but I can tell they're there. The gender war bait shit seems to mostly come from leftists who want to change board culture. Also yeah some people just love trolling. I admit I post intentionally retarded stuff to writing general occasionally because it's funny.
>>25225931Hells yeah brother. I often bait baiting retards talking about politics into hours long conversations that are mostly me being smug and insulting because my life lacks conflict.
I got into an argument in one of these threads a while back that basically went like this,>me: *arguments and points*>new anon reply: *a bunch of big, smart words used in a way completely irrelevant to what I was saying*>me: "anon, you're just saying stuff, none of that has anything to do with what I said" *I explain further*>anon: "you're just too stupid to understand what I'm saying. goodbye"I'm 90% sure he was speaking gibberish, or rather, talking past me with irrelevant talking points and internet speak so he could rant about a tangentially related subject, but then, every so often, I think about that exchange, and the 10% of me rears its ugly head, and wonders, "what if I truly was unable to understand his point?" :(
>>25225936I've been on both sides of this and usually yeah, it's your(my) fault. I'm only ever confident that I'm right if I can fully argue for the other guys side and know *exactly* where he went wrong logically. If it just doesn't make sense or seems like a non sequitur then I might be right by accident but I certainly don't understand whatever he's saying, and so I can't know that I'm right.
>>25225936Ayyyyy that was probably me. You didnt understand my point because I'm not only insane, but fairly well read, so the combination of opinions I have is utterly unhinged. That being said, if it was me, it's less about being right or wrong and more about inspiring you to learn new things while stress testing my ideas. Normal internet stuff dont take it personal.
My girlfriend says I need to stop ripping her clothes lol.
How's this as a plan:>take out hella student loans to major in English or Literature at a state university>spend four years living it up, talking about my passion, sleeping with young qts, partying>once the four years are up, kill myselfBetter than what I'm doing now whiere I'm gonna kill myself in due time anyway. Only problem is going to college as the age of 31, meh... though I do look youngish.
>>25225943Quite possibly. Anyone who replies, "so you support the globohomo agenda?" to a post espousing the benefits of food stamps in America must be, on some level, insane. It was something close-ish to that.And no worries, no harm, no chicken fowl :p
>>25225964Are you at least replacing it? You really can't wait the few seconds for her to take it off? You must be full of unstrained passion, anon. *sweats*
>>25223661She has described herself as "very white."
>>25225925Huh. Didn't know that.
If I'm 75% Vietnamese and 25% white, with slightly tannish white skin, am I a person of color?
>>25226039No shit, you fucking retard. You probably just look like a regular Vietnamese person.
>>25226049lol I didn't mean the question in a "am I an honorary white??" kinda way. It just seems eurasians are often excluded from being considered PoC. Not that I actually care, but came across the term while reading and it got my thinking. And no, you couldn't tell I am Vietnamese at all.
>>25225943You sound insufferable rn. Never post here again.
>>25225965You're chopped, bro. Have fun there & don't kill yourself, guy.
>>25226010Slap on a nicotine patch and you might lucid dream for 3 years.
>>25226055I refuse to believe that a 75% Vietnamese guy looks white. You're fucking delusional.
>>25226079I'm not saying I look white! I'm asking if anyone who isn't white is a PoC by default, or only certain minorities.
>>25225968No but it's only been a few times.
i need to stop scrolling twitterthis shit is not productive or conducive to my productivity or improvement of my skill
Cameron Diaz used to be so hot.
There is no such thing and never was such a thing as "white countries." Black, brown and queer populations, despite subjugation and erasure, have always existed (and attempted to coexist) with y'all. This is a historical fact that can no longer be denied.
>>25226114not sure what this has to do with /wyt/, try posting on >>>/his/?
How retarded is 4chan? It’s just drunk conspiracy theorists and neo nazis now. It’s not even a useful website because everything is archived and everyone is going to get fucked by social engineering and spying anyway.
>>25226117If it wasn't for listening to music, I'd throw away my PC entirely and focus all of my freetime on reading.
>>be me >>aspiring literary genius >>reads one thread about “passive income” and “amazon kdp grindset” >>decides to skip the whole “writing something good” phase >>vomits 70k words of half-baked grimdark onto amazon >>cover looks like it was made in MS Paint at gunpoint >>blurb reads like a hostage note >>0 sales (mom doesn’t have prime) >>galaxy brain idea >>“i’ll just buy ads and post on /lit/ and /biz/” >>spends $300 on ads >>earns $2.17 back >>one review: “this reads like it was written during a concussion” >>starts shilling own book on 4chan >>“anyone read this hidden gem???” >>forgets to switch accounts >>gets instantly clowned >>thread devolves into piracy speedrun >>entire PDF uploaded in 2 minutes >>some guy rewrites your plot in 6 lines and it’s better >>realise too late >>4chan is not your marketing department >>it is your post-mortem report >>ads don’t fix bad writing >>and shilling turns “unknown author” into “lol that guy” >>career speedrun any%: complete
>>25226117There's a real reason why "conspiracy theories" are having a major uptick in the public consciousness right now you know...>>25226118You need your PC to listen to music?
>>25226123I think autistic and schizophrenic people believe in magical thinking and delusions respectively. And they make up a significant portion of the population
>>25226123>You need your PC to listen to music?Yes, via streaming, and some downloaded for some releases which aren't available.
>>25226122>>>thread devolves into piracy speedrun >>>entire PDF uploaded in 2 minutes >>>some guy rewrites your plot in 6 lines and it’s betterthat's funny
The left has gone insane.
>>25226127>>25226127>magical thinkingLike gender woo and cultural Marxist nonsense? >delusions So stuff like flat Earth, gangstalking, or chemtrails, basically? Doesn't negate the fact there are predators in high places practicing the occult while torturing & molesting children; and starting wars, spewing crazy rhetoric & fomenting general chaos to distract from it. That's totally real. That doesn't equate to an endorsement of anti-science, anti-logic evangelical bullshit though. And this is coming from a Protestant.
>>25223499sometimes i wonder if we are all secretly being shown different versions of 4chan depending on region or botnet profile etc.
>>25226081Generally, if it's caucasoid, it's not pic. Not caucasian? POC. As you have picked up, caucasoids are special in many ways. If your wife isn't multi-orgasmic, she soon will be after meeting us and the BWC.
>>25226112My stepdaughter looks just like her.
why is it so easy to read shitposts on 4chan yet so hard to read a book
>>25226166I think the short, bite-sized posts + ever changing discussion, even if slightly, provides a fresh dopamine hit a piece.
>Evangelicals hate war when Trump says he's against forever wars in the middle east >Evangelicals love war when Trump says Iran can't be allowed to possess nukes (a totally nebulous thing that can't be independently verified by citizens and which we just need to take their word on, by the way) Evangelicals are basically "if you say 'jump,' we say 'how high?'" kind of people. It's very Orwellian
>>25226145How’d you deduce all that? I think you need to go outside.
>>25226189I don't think it's fair to just write off all 'evangelicals' like this, it's not some inherent trait of theirs to be unbound to truth and treat all politicians on their side like kings. Much more interesting is why Trump inspires this kind of cultish behavior. A lot of leftists and liberals will say nonsense like "they see themselves in him!" or "it's a daddy strongman complex!"The simple fact of the matter is most people will stick by Trump's side no matter what because they're desperate, and they don't believe they will ever have another chance to get their policies enacted. Once Trump is gone, mainstream Republicans will become cucks on illegal immigration and push for amnesty once again. Stuff like that.If someone like Bernie Sanders were in office, leftists would behave similarly (though not as bad, I'll admit -- MAGA is another tier of crazy), and I wouldn't blame them, because why throw away the one shot you get? It's not smart.
>>25226194>How’d you deduce all that?Several years of reading, and many hours spent watching YouTube videos, lol.>>25226196>most people will stick by Trump's side no matter what because they're desperate, and they don't believe they will ever have another chance to get their policies enacted. Once Trump is gone, mainstream Republicans will becomeMakes a certain amount of sense but why do some people uncritically salivate over everything he says & does like his shit don't stink?
To a nunnery, go, and quickly too
>>25226203>but why do some people uncritically salivate over everything he says & does like his shit don't stink?Partly because that's how political support and power works (the higher a President's approval rating, the more citizens who vote for Congressman support the President, the more Congress and the party has to give in to the President), but no doubt a large part of it is people don't wanna admit they were wrong to have supported him the first place. But again, that only goes back to the desperation thing; if Trump were a Bush, one can go, "oh what a typical politician, said one thing and did another, same ol' story," but since he was an outsider, and all the media and establishment and people on the left and normal people were all "are you crazy?", well, that gets to the core of people's personal credibility, self-worth, and beliefs.
"If I had me a shotgun, I'd blow you straight to hell!"
Got myself a fountain pen, 0.2mm Platinum Preppy.
ME AND MY FUCKING GUN
My youtube video actually got 12 views.
>>25226274:D
>>25226279Turns out having a catchy, amusing or funny thumbnail helps.
>>25223618>/mu/>high browI checked in recently and the entire front page was just taylor swift generals and kpop.
>>25223618>/tv/Pedophiles.
>>25226274That’s fucking awesome, don’t forget about me when you hit it big please, anon :)>>25223618>>25226294I haven’t been to /tv/ for years but yeah… they’re midwits, even on /film/ where they’re pretentious dickheads who’ve never read a book./mu/ is lowbrow as they come with reference to art. As the anon above me says it’s just pop trash and kpop coomers. The classical general isn’t so bad though and actually reminds me of what /lit/ used to be (and still can be, I suppose) sometimes.
John Ashberry is a genius. He wrote literary permutations par excellence.
>>25226296That would be vg.
Mezoamerican Dragonborn Goliath hybrid Paladin
>>25226298>>25224085>/film/
>>25226349>>>/tv/219931893
