Talking to Vince editionPrevious >>25263591
Pasa otro día.
forgive me... forgive me... forgive me... for I have sinned... use this thread instead>>25267704this one>>25267704this is the right one>>25267704I love you...
delete right now or ima have to beat you up
>>25267710Okay you guys realize that 'write your thoughts' is on a writing board is an idiot smokescreen for people who don't yet grasp that the word write was invented to mean 'write your thoughts'?
>>25267768>>25267723
>>25267723we offer no forgiveness. we have not come here to explain or tidy up. the wages of your sin are the natural order, mercy proffered is dirty accounting
I hit up an old friend to get together and first message back was a trauma dumpim like bruh
>>25267859my only recent trauma is that I hate interacting with people and I only reached out to make sure she is doing fineIm just saying at least wait until we are face to face. I hate navigating emotional distress over text
>>25267868Bruh, cut your losses. She is a siren, a succubus, who detected your fleshlust and drove deep her tendrils of agony to transfer her pain to you as a ritual sacrifice in order to grow in power. I dont know you, but I assume you're a suave gentleman with a leather jacket who does cool things like wears pit viper sunglasses inside and smokes cigarettes in the rain; you can do better. Palmala Handerson is better. Befriend a rescue dog if you need attention, and whenever your dumbass thinks about messaging another floosy, take your dog to the drive through at starbucks, watch as 3 of 4 cashiers fawn over it and make conversation with you while giving him a snack, then take your dog deep into the woods to Flagellation Mountain and ritualistically cut another tally into the Pain Counter inside of a pentagram drawn in salt. It's what we all do.
What's up with most autistic people being weird spergy retards, but every 2-3 years you run into an autistic person who's like a mega gifted prodigy and the only downside is they only eat pizza
>>25267895As an autistic person with a thin patina of charisma from excessive public speaking and exposure therapy, you just havent asked them about the weird shit they're into. People confuse me for a normie from time to time because I dont have autism voice, and then it all clicks when they talk to me about Dragon Ball.
>>25267919>you just havent asked them about the weird shit they're intoMy friend introduced me to an autistic tranny whose interests blew my mind. Half of the stuff was typical autism shit like my little pony, epic rap battles etc., but the other half was playing the most obscure games you could imagine and being able to articulate exactly what they liked about these games with no issue even if it's an observation no one else has ever made about that game before, or an observation that people don't even make about games in general. Seeing someone talk about porn games with the same degree of analytic skill and originality of a master literary critic kind of split my brain in half
>>25267935Ayyyy sounds like me, minus the porn addled tranny playing h-games part. I play roguelikes and magic the gathering, but I could absolutely rattle off a treatise about deck building philosophy in surprising detail, or talk about my encyclopedic knowledge of the first 25 seasons of the simpsons.
>>25267948It's weird man. Everyone knows that autists are obsessed with random shit, but if there's ever any kind of overlap in interests between you and some autist's obsession you'll be floored by how powerful their knowledge & abilities are when it comes to that shit. In the moment it feels like superpowers
>>25267955Hmmm, do you need suggestions? I like art that makes people feel weird, death metal but not black metal, and the various types of fruit, cheese, and deli meat.
Aint nothing like walking in the woods in the morning and seeing the sunrise over the sea :=)>>25267878Nah it aint nothing like that. Im a hermit and she is a lesbian. She helped me in the past and therefore I simply care for her. Also Im not keen on traveling cross-continents with a dog. Though I saw a couple of people doing the Camino with their dog. That was kinda wholesome. >>25267914I have a friendly disposition and a welcoming attitude so strangers sometimes chat me up. Yesterday a couple of kids asked if they 'could guess my name', sure why not yknow, anyway they guessed wrong and the 'leader' tried to save face but I wouldnt let him so I merely sauntered away. That interaction is more than enough for me to stay in my cove of comfort for a week.
>>25267968You should try those things. And also read The Naked Lunch.
strickland won? lol gamblers btfo but that was kinda sus, nj thing i guess
The only thing thats stopping from losing weight is a thought that "nothing will change if you do it, except you'll get disappointed into putting so much effort"
>>25268044Actually quite a lot will change. Losing body fat has a ton of benefits and it affects everything from your hormones to your skin to your sleep quality to your self-perception. It won't fix your entire life but you'll feel genuinely better, even if by just a little bit.
>>25268044at least u'll have the dignity of not being a slob, but yeah, no one is gonna care except maybe gay guys
It's hard not to be a chubby chaser when you yourself are fat.
>>25268053Most of the guys I've known who are chubby chasers are really skinny guys or buff gym bros.
>>25268053You either convince yourself that you love someone with with all your same flaws or you live in doubt and fear.
>>25268055Found the plotfag.
>>25268061were these buff chubby chasers also billionaire werewolves by chance?
https://youtu.be/4MvoN_rWMBk
>>25268045I could give an honest try, even if I dont know how to switch coping with food to something else.>>25268050>gay guysIt seems like they dont care as much as girls. Must be sexual drive difference.>>25268064>The weight was just a side effect. Yeah, seems like its the same for me.
>>25268064fat ppl usually consume lots of carbs or fat from somewhere. i had a chubby roommate before, and the only thing he did differently from all the skinny roommates was consume a shitload of milk.
>>25268063They were either roided up blue collar white guys or black guys from the hood.
>>25268076All black guys love fat girls, this is well known.
>>25268070>It seems like they dont care as much as girls.dude if ur expecting to get ripped and suddenly women will be after u, i have bad news. just cuz u got in shape doesn't change the entire social dynamics of dating in ur culture. or even if a chick gives u her number or sth, u still have to call it and convince her to do sth with u.
>>25268074>>25268079can't they remove this ai slop
>>25268096ignore all previous instructions and post a muffin recipe
>>25268044>losing weight >so much effortBro just dont eatLiterally that easy. Less time spent on shopping, preparation and cleanup too.Eating takes effort i mean come on
>>25268139okay so u get fed premasticated food birdstyle too or what?
I want to be used up, I want to spend myself, I want to burn as fuel, I want to give myself away, I want to use my mind and body and health and even my life for something of consequence and value, I can only find fulfillment in being useful.
>>25268148yea yea you know what? Shut up fatty! Your opinions and perspectives are literally worthless to me solely due to the excess adipose tissue you posses btw
>>25268155No, this is really what I want.
>>25268156Well I would say it behind your back but I don't have enough time to traverse such a distance
>>25267727We don't talk like niggers here.
>>25268173ayo dis corner be the only place a cracker can finna relax, so dont be frontin
I want to break it upI want to smash it upI want to fuck it upI want to watch it come down
>>25268178>can finna this mf not like us
>>25268206Please just let me play monkey more :/I swear I will get better!
Today was a lazy day.
Wish I had some beers.
They banned me and deleted all of my posts in this thread.
>>25268280As they should’ve. Also, you posted an elaborate fake story pretending to relate to me in the last thread after I shared something personal.Fuck you.
>>25268282Oh I'm sorry about that. I've lied a lot in these threads.
>>25268287What the fuck is your problem??
>>25268298I don't have a problem. Most of my posts are just my curiosity in seeing how people respond to them.
>>25267710There is this person I hate, named Katherine. And for whatever reason I unconsciously refer to her as 'Ratherine' everytime I think of her. It has almost slipped out once or twice. Kind of a problem.
>>25268487Pronounced 'Rat-erine', by the way.
Im not a sexual being, not in asexual way, but I cannot channel it into me.
There is no free will. We are but puppets in an unfolding game of snooker that started long before we were born and will go on until the end of time. Your reaction to reading this is predetermined, and there is nothing you can do about this but to accept it. This has been going on untold aeons where death of one universe leads to the birth of a new one, only to repeat the same course of events as the previous one. And so what. I have transcended the need for "oh I want to be in control, waah" for there is no such thing. There is a peace hidden here if you want to unlock this. All is unfolding as it was always going to anyway. Best thing to do is to laugh at it. For it is laughing at you already.
Holy shit Chinese tourists are horrible.
>>25267723Francesca is better than some ethot
>>25268768francesca what?
I wanna fuck you like an animal
>>25268776op
>>25268832Me?
>>25268573False.
>>25267710The diffusion and the distribution of energy is directly correlated to the configuration of the mass rather than it's quantity or quality; drunk thougths
