Love your fellow man editionPrevious >>25281265
Fugg u. I fuggen HATE muh fellow mang.
I was just reading about how Avatar is cat people with boobs. What the hell is going on, here?
Poopy poopy poooo
>>25284511RAGHHH RAGGHGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Castrate and gut and skin alive all reddit frog posters.
Diaper check.
Honey, I shrank (shrunk?) the kids.
>>25284527Shidded AND sidded.
>wokes are too corny and sanctimonious>but chuds are too fucking retardedTruly a man must act like a chud but think like a woke
W-wait a minute, BROS.... my sister has period blood in the trash can........ I just saw in there when I took a leek. Should I report back with more info?
I wish it was the 60s I wish we could be happy
>>25284540I'm currently eating. Please don't.
So I just read that if you use laxatives for too long, you can actually become dependent on them and your muscles lose their ability to work on their own. On one hand, I'm not taking it every day, just once a week, so that's good. On the other hand, I use it for every time I shit, since I only shit once a week... fuck. The day I finally lower the dose on my medication which causes me these constipation problems, if it turns out I can no longer shit naturally, I'm gonna be furious. Not too worried though because I'm sure hospitals have seen this before and there must be some kind of cure or at least remedy or physical therapy to restore the muscles, y'know? Like nothing in the human body is ever permanent, everything returns to stasis. The real question is lowering my medication. There's so many side effects, like this intense constipation, but man, it just feels so, so good.
can't believe that after 13 years it's still so fun to play grand theft auto V, those games have aged well
>>25284543I feel bad for you because every time you post this, you're another day further from the 60s. You must be more and more unhappy each day. Or maybe it's a binary state. If 60s, = happy, if not, = unhappy.
do you think the OP image affects the vibe of these threads? look at the first 15 posts here vs the first 15 on the previous thread.
>>25284552A friend of my cousin's stole my copy before I got to beat the game. Fucker.
>>25284552You're insane. I fall asleep as soon as you have to do the coon race back to the dealership.It's a terrible video game and 6 will be 50,000% worse.
>>25284554I'm actually somewhat content, I just feel the urge to post this for some reason, it could be better however that's for sure
>>25284556All me btw, well I mean, at least three or four of them are.
>>25284558I dunno, I definitely enjoy IV much more but V still has its moments, and also at maximum settings on PC it's pretty cool to play; not really looking forward to VI that much desu
>>25284562where were you in the last thread with the liminal OP pic
>>25284556Sets a tone, as does your post as does this post
>>25284565I'm the guy who was saying pre-ripped pants are fucking dumb.
>>25284558You’re racist and therefore don’t enjoy anything.
>>25284569this /wyt/ is done for then
>Ummm.... das RAYCISSYup, it is. Whatcha gon' DO about it, BITCH?
That feeling when a shit starts to hit the backdoor and JUST starts to crown feels so good. I guess this must be the sensation that fags crave? Sometimes I just like to sit there for a while and tease my asshole with the turd, sometimes I let it out JUST A TINY BIT and then force it back in. This nagging feeling of needing to shit but holding onto it is euphoric.
>>25284557was it on ps3?
>>25284590360
I have a pimple on my leg. Somehow.
The sacred, yet silent bond between the Japanese and Anglo anon must be studied.
>>25284511I wish I could learn how to become less emotional. Someone insulted me recently and I've ruminated on it for a whole day. Outside of that, a lot of the time I let the woes of the world get to me. If there's a cure to being a crybaby, I'd like to know.
>>25284642Psychedelics
>>25284642Do you have siblings? How many?I've been blessed with some pretty thick skin, and minor social slights roll off me like water. It interests me that people like you dwell on something so insignificant. I pretty much forget insults within an hour after they happen, but I grew up in a large family where we were just constantly insulting or making fun of one another, so it's nothing to me.
>>25284647Wouldn't that make me even more emotional
San Andreas was more fun than IV. I’m not saying it was a better game, or worse for that matter, just that it had some more whimsy about it.You can get rich betting on the horses if you stick with the green horse
>>25284653Every experience is different. Go into it with the stated intention of "I want to become less emotional" it'll show you what you need to see, not what you want.I've done mushrooms a dozen times this year and I can tell my mind has changed a lot.
>>25284650No, I was an only child. I know why I'm so emotional all the time. It's because I was coddled for most of my childhood. I don't blame my family, though, they were really loving. But I never managed to toughen up.
Perhaps, the death drive, often characterized by the contemplation of self-extinction, is the realization that existence is an anomaly; life would then be an exception, a glitch in the path. Consequently, the impetus toward self-extinction would merely be the necessity of returning to our home: the nothingness. A nothingness from which we should never have departed; yet we did not depart, we were removed. Therein lies the fruit of the greatest possible immorality. This would be the penultimate stage before the summit of consciousness, where, in its deepest examination, it would recognize its own futility and inherent suffering. As the final stage of the petty function of our intellective forces, we would then have compassion for all that lives and, unfortunately, must live, the recognition that we all suffer inexorably. We are victims of the greatest possible tragedy.
>>25284660I don't have access to mushrooms, or other kinds of drugs really, but thanks for the advice.
>>25284660>I've done mushrooms a dozen times this year and I can tell my mind has changed a lot.Psychedelic users always say things like this but I've never seen it. They say they are different, but they are not different in any meaningful way, besides maybe they quit smoking or something relatively trivial like that. I'm convinced psychedelics are an illusion (and yes I have used them). Notice how popular and mainstream they are now, too. Who do you think benefits from everyone walking around thinking they've had a grand, transformative experience without doing any work or honest thinking at all?
>>25284675Look up Wonderland Chocolates. They ship discreet anywhere in the US.
>>25284663You might want to ask your friends to be more critical of you or get some friends who are into bantz and things like that. It'll help you immensely if you're subjected to joshing and criticism regularly, I think.
>>25284658I definitely played a ton of SA when I was a kid, 4 and 5 are good but never the same with all the weird stuff no one was completely sure of. Also Vice City on PSP on bus rides was nice.
>>25284678But, doctor... I don't live in the US.
>>25284677Didn't ask you. I used to have severe anger issues and sincere deep-seated self-hatred for the majority of my life.Can't remember the last time I flew off the handle. My thought patterns and attitudes and internal dialog have changed.
>>25284685They probably ship worldwide. Just look into it.
>>25284689In some countries it could be the death penalty for importing illicit drugs, check local laws
>>25284691It's worth the risk.
>>25284693It’d be less risky for him to pick his own. They grow in loads of places and aren’t that difficult to identify.
>>25284679I understand the sentiment, but I'd know in the back of my head that it's play-acting and I don't think it'd help inure me against the realities of the world. A long time ago, I read a post from a guy who was in a relationship with a BPD woman and that it completely changed him and made him more mature in the end, though I imagine he matured in the same way experiencing war matures you. But maybe that kind of extreme shock therapy is what I need.
>>25284691I doubt he lives in one of those. He has access to the internet, a computer and 4chan for fuck sakes.
>>25284699Oh right, so he has one of those new fangled and very rare smart phone.
>>25284699You'd be surprised, a lot of third worlders use this site.
>>25284697No such thing as risk when it comes to drugs. They're worth it.
>>25284658if you liked San Adreas you'll like GTA V for sure I think, there are some similarities
sometimes i catch myself being mean to people on here, 90% of the time it’s deserved but sometimes i’m just being short with innocent civilians and i feel bad about it.
>>25284715it's pretty much always a reflection of how you feel about yourself and your general state I think
>>25284715Short deez innocent civilian NUTS, BIIIITCH!!!KEK, GOTTEM. Stupid idiot. Fuck (You)
>>25284710lol. NTA but that’s why they’re so risky, if it was a case of i’ll try heroin and see what the fuss is about i’d do it but i know i’d fucking love it & that’s why i won’t do it.
>>25284721Why not try it? It's worth it.
>Compares opiates to psychedelics I fucking despise you brainwashed uninformed idiots so fucking much. Psychedelics aren't addictive.
>DOOD, PSILOCYBE MUSHROOMS ARE LITERALLY JUST LIKE METH!!!Kill yourself. Now.
>>25284717true for most cases. but for me - if the sort of thing i’d say were said to me i’d kind of enjoy it because i know in real life i’m ok, girls like me sometimes, every once in a while someone thinks i’m clever, that sort of thing. but thinking about it if i caught this sort of flack without that to fall back on it’d be pretty nasty.
>>25284720fair
According to "Learning how to Learn" by Barbara Oakley you are supposed to- Exercise regularly (mostly aerobic activity, think running or swimming)- Eat a clean diet (avoid garbage, ear your veggies and fruits, Mediterranean style among the most recommended)- Have regular high quality sleep (solidifies learning)- Avoid distractions during your learning sessions, don't cram everything on the last day, organize your time and environment to suit your needs, she personally recommends the so called Pomodoro technique aka working for 25-30 minutes and giving you a small break (this is very helpful to me since I stare at screens all day)- Practice regularly whatever it is that you are doing and want to masterI check all the boxes but I'm still a good at nothing retard that invested a lot of time into some activities with nothing to show for it, now whatmaybe I missed the adderall chapter
As a black man, I don't really care if the protagonist is black or not.
About 6 weeks ago, my new downstairs neighbours moved in. I noticed the staircase smelling bad more often, a ratty white van frequenting the parking lot and some more (but manageable) noise from downstairs.I live in a 4-floor 50's apartment, so it tends to get cold in the winters, warm in the summers due to the age of the apartment, and somewhat dusty/musky due to my pretty big book collection + the amount of nooks and crannies. Therefore, I tend to open my windows as often as I can, now that weather is getting better. I have these wonderful double doors that swing open towards a balcony that are basically permanently open between may and september.After these Polish guys moved in (I noticed one of them saying "ja pierdole" quite loudly when I was waking up once), it's been smelling like shit every single day. The wafts of tobacco, weed, way-too-flowery detergent (probably used to wash out the tobacco smell) and poorly-dried clothes keeps haunting me in every room of my dwelling. Even my own laundry smells like shit now, due to them full-time on the balcony below me.Be thankful for your relatively noise-/smell-/problem-less neighbours if you have them, frens.
>>25284721Same, also not a fan of the paraphernalia. I’ve had codeine and it’s really nice, I get that warm pink and white feeling of being enveloped by dry non-sticky marshmallow and the disregard of pain.
>>25284725not what i was getting at. actually since you mention it i think psychedelics are more dangerous than uppers like cocaine. because it affects your perception, and people should be protective of their vision. almost everyone on them comes out with this kind of boring, pedestrian insight. the spiritual type drugs can actually change you, coke is like a harmless bit of fun.
>>25284737You're missing talent or passion.
>They're WORST than cocaine ackchually!Glownigger spotted. Of COURSE you hate the anti-jewry vaccine, faggot-assed Spook.
>>25284755poster boy for mushies right here
I wonder if Jesus has a big dick.
>>25284754>You're missing talentvery likely but there's not much I can do about that>or passion.no because otherwise I wouldn't be doing those things in the first place
>my dreamOn a closed nature preserve, sentient black oil is found. The oil forms floating spheres that can attack people and crawl through tiny openings and which can't be harmed by projectiles. Over time these have somehow been domesticated and become less aggressive. However, if the oil gets inside a person through a wound or inhalation or food, it warps them physically and mentally. A worker assigned to the preserve gets exposed to a huge dose of the oil and, while outwardly presenting as normal, becomes essentially possessed by it. One night, the results are revealed: he has been 'breeding' the black oil in secret in order to bring back the aggressive, violent tendencies thought domesticated out. A huge ball of the stuff appears out of the woods and destroys housing on the preserve, killing dozens, before leaving the boundaries and attacking a nearby urban area. Chaos ensues as no conventional weapons can harm it. Next, in a different city, onlookers stand stunned as hundreds of small spheres of black oil crawl into the sky and begin stretching themselves in a grid pattern, then filling it in, blocking all sunlight. This happens globally. Panic ensues and in one neighborhood many desperately run into a fallout shelter pre-stocked with food, but which does not have enough space to support everyone attempting to get in. Outside, as the oil slowly finishes stretching into a complete cover, it has become much darker. In a few spots, fighter jets target the oil with missiles and flamethrowers, burning it away and preventing complete blockage of the sun. This leads to some areas where the oil is stretched too thin and cannot completely connect. It is discovered that burning it can hurt and shrink if not kill it completely. In desperation, the US authorizes a nuclear strike on the sky above the nature preserve the oil originated from, hoping to blow a huge hole in what is now covering almost the entire globe. The strike has a strange effect: the oil burns away in a neat circle, then the rest of the oil globally pulls in to that spot, shrinking in on itself until all of it is in a densely packed sphere the size of a small pearl. This is recovered and attempts to destroy it are made, without success. It is sealed as well as science knows how, then buried in a mine shaft deep under the crater left by the nuclear strike, in the hopes that it will slip into the mantle and be swallowed by the depths of the earth rather than surface again. Unknown to all, the nature-preserve worker who was exposed to the huge oil dose survived, and so did the oil within him. It bides its time, waiting, as he appears to lead a normal life.
>>25284688It's just like talking to a smoker. "This substance makes me smarter/nicer/better". Every drug of abuse is like this and it's bullshit every single time. The issue is that these illusions are incredibly compelling and so people become addicted. I know you can't get addicted to shrooms. I just think the idea of inducing some sort of divine experience by taking a drug is gross. It's also popular and mainstream and it's worth thinking about what this might mean for us.
wish women like this existed in real life
>>25284767I've NEVER met a smoker that claimed that smoking did them ANY favors whatsoever, lmao. You're being extremely fucking disingenuous right now.Didn't finish reading your post. Here's your (You)
>>25284772yeah literally. you’re lucky if you actually enjoy 1 cigarette out of 20. it’s just something to do (plus looks cool, girls ask for cigs, etc etc)
Any motherfucker on earth that claims that "any use of a substance ever" is automatically "abuse" is a genuine piece of fucking shit and definitely has an agenda he's trying to push.
>>25284780>t. raging drug addict
>>25284658>San Andreas was more fun than IV.Probably because it WAS the better game. GTA4 removed all the fun wacky bits from GTA in favor of being more like a movie, it's where Rockshard started going down the shitter.
>>25284772Jesus Christ anon. Yes, smokers say 'I hate this, this is awful, I am addicted' and yet they do like smoking and they do get a buzz from it. It's a sort of stimulant + relaxed feel; it makes you feel focused and like you can get through whatever stresses or problems you are having; nicotine does indeed, at least apparently, 'do something' for the smoker. Any smoker who denies this is lying or retarded. I think this is actually more evidence that there is something wrong with psychedelics, the users are always so weirdly defensive about them. I think the idea that for 45$ you can have a divine experience is rather perverse and people should be a little more critical about it and maybe use their brains a tiny bit. And I have used them, and I have had a "transformative" experience on them, and yet here I am, arguing with some dipshit stoner on 4chan on a Sunday afternoon.
>>You've done magic mushrooms SIX TIMES!? In the span of FIVE MONTHS!? You're a fucking ADDICT DUDE!!Go slurp down another Mountain Dew, fatty.
>>25284770Source?
Huh, I didn't realize Daren the DARE Lion posted here.
>Cigarettes? Yeah, they're totally the same thing as psilocybin
>>25284770Her face and hair look like a girl from my church.
>>25284766Aliens
not sure which post he’s replying to this time (the anti-(You) power play has its downsides ig) but there’s an idea that shrooms calm & soothe you but this mfer is rattled.
>>25284779That’s the benefit of vaping, it’s always nice and if it’s not it’s a skill issue
>>25284809I'm comfy on the couch with a blanket and sipping coffee dude. I'm not even mad, just think you're misinformed and needlessly prudish. You should consider broadening your horizons. Not everything you were raised to believe is true.
It's a real shame the Germans never managed to eradicate the French.
>>25284779I used to smoke and I felt every single one, every drag practically. Maybe if you have a really low IQ you can't notice the effect.
>>25284813it's kinda nice, only problem is vaping is gay plus god knows what they're really doing to you. cigarettes we know are lung cancer, we still don't know about the neurotoxins, popcorn lung, whatever with vapes.
>>25284814radical
>>25284813Enjoy your popcorn lung
if this hantavirus shit is legit and i get laid off, i'm scamming the elderly with insurance packages fuck em
>>25284814You're a lucky guy. A really lucky guy.
>>25284826You have to have a very high IQ to understand smoking. The appeal is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the
>>25284830I’m not vaping anything that causes that. Thanks for your concern.
>>25284836Oh, I'm well aware. Psychedelics also helped me realize just how fortunate I am in life.God bless.
>>25284825If anyone it should’ve been the English
>>25284803We aren't saying cigarettes are THE SAME as psilocybin we are drawing an analogy. You should be disturbed by how emotionally attached you have become to these things that are external to you. Psychedelic users make big claims about insight into the nature of reality, changed personality, and so on, but they don't seem to have much insight at all and their personalities are in fact the same. Who benefits? Who benefits when people think they can have massive life-altering change without doing any work?
>>25284841Nah, French were the original "we should coexist with browns" group.
for me it's the sensitive foid
>>25284845I mean the English should’ve eradicated them. Just from a historical perspective.
>>25284842I can't convince you and I have no vested interest in doing so. It's entirely a deeply personal experience and I know enough about myself to realize that I've changed in some fundamental manner. Whether you believe me or not is your issue, not mine.Anyhoo, enjoy the rest of your day.
Babybel cheese is delicious, but I'm almost out.
>>25284853never liked that shit
>>25284842 (me)And I must emphasize that I have used them. The most 'impactful' trip it was as if God took my soul out of my body in his warm, loving hands, remodeled it, and put it back inside me. (Metaphorical language ofc, it's hard to describe shroom trips). I thought my life would never be the same again, I felt like a brand new person, full of compassion for all. But no, it was bullshit; it was an illusion. Now I'm old (an unc you would say) and I see all these young kids getting all heckin' hyped up about magic mushrooms and I just wish they would be a little more critical.
I want to speak my truth to power but nobody is ready to hear what I have to say. Maybe I’ll just shitpost on /lit/ and tell nobody
I thought the meme with the guy standing at a three way junction with the paths leading to either a single mother, a hambeast, or a whore ready to settle down; with the person standing in front of the junction being a 25 year old guy was just that: a meme, but it's unironically true. That genuinely is what dating over 25 is like. Feels like you're just fucked if you didn't get a girl earlier.
i guess the subtweeting psychedelic pusher anon has clocked out after half an hour?
>>25284857>Nothing changed That's partially (You)r fault.
>>25284827Dude, people have been vaping non-stop for 20 years now and the only health issues are from retards vaping shit they shouldn’t be, usually black market weed vapes never the ordinary stuff which is made from pure food grade ingredients, if it was harmful we’d have data on it and we don’t because it isn’t. Pure nicotine isn’t harmful unless you take way too much of it but that can be said of almost anything. I used to smoke 20 a day, Davidoff Classics by choice, and I wasn’t going to give it up then I tried the wife’s vape and it was alright so I did some research and found some better gear and juice and looked up as much as I could about the health risks, because I really enjoyed smoking and also thought vaping caused your lungs to collapse or whatever. Now I know how to make the juice from scratch and how to build the coils and make my own stuff I don’t even care if it’s banned or taxed fuck the government.
>>25284864I'm right here>>25284865 posting at your puritan prudish bitch ass.
>>25284869Anon I’ve done acid hundreds of times, which means my opinion is of far greater importance than yours on the subject. So sayeth the gods.
>>25284872I don't belieb (You). I've done acid, mushrooms, Salvia, peyote AND cocaine and I don't understand the appeal of cocaine at ALL.
>>25284845France is an idea it’s not an ethnicity in any genetic sense. You’re a retard so you will never understand but that’s ok, your purpose is clear.
>>25284874What? I’ve never talked about cocaine even once ITT>>25284876You’re arguing with a chinaposter anon
>>25284874you wouldn’t. cocaine is for tall white boys and girls with adhd.
>>25284876You are at LEAST 1/4 Algerian, LMAOOOOOOO
>>25284882Books, Chang, talk about books.
>>25284880I'm 6'2 and white tho
>>25284869yeah what happened to the mile a minute posts @ing no one?
>>25284884>i biggg tarr white man!You’re 5’3 and VERY Chinese
>>25284883Saar, this is the WRITE YOUR THOUGHTS thread.>>25284886I'm nowhere near as invested in this shit as you believe me to be.
>>25284884bet
>>25284889>now he’s India postingBooks, Chang. Books.
>>25284888You are wrong.
>>25284853I'm eating colby jack right now.
>>25284893>no timestamp
Chinese scientists proved that low tar cigarettes are good for you.
>>25284893yuck
Sometimes I really really wanna pull it but I don’t so it feels better later when I inevitably give in
>>25284899Scream and cry, Rajneesh.
>>25284908>using an LLM to make a signYou’re supposed to write on your hand retard
>>25284912You're a special kind of retarded, ain'tcha?
>>25284912shut up ESL retard
>>25284915>no u
That wasn't a "no u" dipshit.
Current thoughts: I not only got anon to post a picture of his wrist, I got him to do it twice without even asking. Maybe I can go for number 3 haha. My powers of manifestation are growing.
>>25284928Based and mindfulness pilled
>>25284928>>25284929Samefag
>>25284908This isn't a human hand.
>>25284930Nta but he has a very handsome and correct opinion and I just happened to agree with him.
>>25284928Ask him to timestamp his ass with that pen stuck in his butthole
>>25284939He’ll have to do it, only a Chinese wouldn’t
>>25284941This
My asshole is covered in thick hair, you won't be able to see the pen.
>>25284939I've seen this kind of thing many times.
>Anons resort to asking a man to stick objects up his asshole and take a picture You're gay.
>>25284928damn have you tried lsd?
>>25284944Use a highlighter then you lowlife chink
>>25284948It's only gay if you're homosexual.
Current thoughts: someone called me gay online earlier and I practically lost it, typing with virtual keyboard for now until I have time to go to the store and buy a new one
>>25284951>>25284953Best I'm willing to do for the likes of (You). NOW BEGONE!!
jesus fucking christ
>>25284961>posts his very Chinese elbow instead of his asscrackCan’t trust these “people” with even the simplest task
Why does the universe operate so perfectly but our minds remain clouded by errors in thought?
I’m gonna go for it tonight, I’m gonna just tell her how I feel and think tactically after that. Everything’s gonna be ok hoss, everything’s gonna be just fine
I was trying to tell someone about a book called Travesties and Transgressions in Tudor and Stuart England, but I accidentally said Transvestites.
>>25284975Easily done.
>>25284511You don't really understand or appreciate how ugly a language English is unless hou are an esl
>>25284990You can’t ever really perfectly understand what’s in another’s mind.
>>25284990>you don’t understand English>until you’re an ESLBased retard
>>25284996Prove it.
>>25285000>he asked me to prove it>he rolld trips>not just that but 000 is a trinitarian angel numberI kneel, there is no argument
i'm gonna read master and margarita today !
Welp, didn't expect to see a pimply hairy asscrack in the WYT thread today.
I don’t know why I come here. I don’t read. If it wasn’t for TTS I couldn’t even post here. Why. Why do I pretend to be well read? We don’t even care about book in my country
>>25285000I just did. If you could read my mind you would’ve posted the secret word (thanks) before I post this. I’ll wait 35 seconds now to give you time for the captcha. The fact that there’s no post containing only the secret word between this post and the post it’s replying to is proof.
>>25285012I mostly just play videogames and watch porn occasionally these days, same here
>>25285014Gunt was the secret word
>>25284944my asshole is covered in thick hair too. i think it adds to the sensation. like the turd has to push through a little forest. sometimes i imagine it's a wild beast emerging from the underbrush. then i clench and it retreats back into the cave. the tease is the best part.>>25284906you get it. holding it in makes the final release so much better. i do the same thing. i'll sit there for ages just letting it crown and then sucking it back in. it's like edging but for your guts.>>25284970telling her how you feel is like finally letting the shit drop. but the buildup is where the euphoria lives. don't rush it. hold it as long as you can.
god awful wyt
>>25284511WHEN CONVICTION FALLSIN HE SHADOWS OF THE RIGHTEOUSTHE PHANTASMS OF YOUR MINDMIGHT ME CALLING YOU TO GO
Pretty funny wyt
I feel like a house without any doors but the windows are narrow so I can barely get a leg out
>>25285009worth remembering that there are actual autists on this website. like yeah maybe most of us aren’t right, but sometimes you’re talking to an actual, diagnosed person with aspergers.
>>25285012>>25285017I’m listening to podcasts and browsing the PlayStation Store right now. I was thinking about writing something but I need to eat and shower because I want to write about the greys and greens outside this window and the vertical lines of the retro style glass I’ve been drinking mango and passionfruit cordial from, and the way between the edges of gathered clouds are little windows to the sky. I feel sweaty in the crevices where the thigh meets the groin, and it’s that sticky lymphatic kind of sweaty you get when you maybe didn’t shower yesterday but you’re not sure. So yeah, cheese toasties and instant coffee then a hot shower then sitting on a lazy boy in a towel and bath robe with the hood up and the window cracked open as the light fades into liminal twilight and the greys take over the greens.
>>25285043OH, SO IF A WHORE DOES IT, IT'S OKAY. BUT WHEN I DO IT, I'M AN AUTISTIC RETARD ALL OF A SUDDEN!? OKAY, CUNT.
>>25285047Skip the shower, showering invites calamity as you will only become dirty again later
>>25284548Once a week is actually the sweet spot. The longer you hold it the bigger the payoff. But those laxatives might weaken your ass muscles. You want to keep them strong so you can really control the release. Nothing worse than a lazy sphincter that just lets everything slide out with no fight. The tease is where the euphoria lives.
>>25285009A hairy asscrack is a thing of beauty. The hair adds texture, traps the scent, gives the turd something to brush against on its way out. Pimples are just the body's way of adding some extra sensitivity. You should learn to appreciate it.
today is Trent Renzor's birthday
>>25285069famous for the all time most popular amateur night stripper song
>>25285038That's exactly what a good shit feels like. The house is your gut, the turd is trying to get out, but the windows are narrow and it can only peek out before you suck it back in. Then finally you kick down a wall and it all comes flooding out. Euphoric.
>>25285059You just want me to write about.sweaty crevices and itchy nutsacks
>>25285069also my mum’s birthday.
>>25285047That sticky sweat between the thighs, that's where the urge starts brewing. It's the prelude. I'll sit in that feeling, let it marinate, then head to the toilet when it's ready to crown. Liminal twilight is the perfect time for a long session of teasing the turtle.
I call my poops: anal sausages. That's where it's made.
>>>/lgbt/
>>25285071based
Just wrecked a zoomer at smash bros as a 40 year old unc feels good
>>25285069The birthday of Trent Reznor feels like that moment when the turd first kisses the rim. A perfect balance of agony and pleasure. You know the release is coming but you hold it just to feel the ache build. "Closer" is just about edging your own guts.
You guys aren't very intellectually stimulating. Guess it's time for a nap. That's right, you faggots BORE ME TO SLEEP.
>>25285080Anal sausages is good. I imagine them as dark bratwursts emerging from my hairy forest. Each one a victory. The casing gets slick from the tease, sliding back and forth, and then finally the pop when it crowns. That's where it's made, in the clench and release.
>>25285097>You guys aren't very intellectually stimulating. That's right, you faggots BORE ME TO SLEEP.Asshole
>>25285109Well, (You) do.
>>25285112What?
>>25285097not everything has to be intellectually stimulating you massive nerd
>>25285060No I’m not doing it for the pleasure. The laxatives are the only way I can shit. The muscles just don’t work on their own, the medication slows everything down and the laxative is the only thing that gets it moving. The tease doesn’t matter if the door is jammed shut. I just want my body to go back to stasis, y’know?
>>25284762Yes, i do
>>25285097yh you need to go mate
>>25285115>>25285116>>25285124*YAWN*
>>25285061It’s not about the hair or the pimples, it’s the internal muscles. They’re supposed to squeeze and relax on their own but if you rely on laxatives every time you shit they can get lazy. Atrophy. I read that. Nothing in the human body is permanent but that cuts both ways. I just want to lower my dose and still be able to go naturally.
>>25285036t. that anon who got someone to put a mechanical pencil in their crusty asscrack
>>25285129
>>25284573What an odd assumption
>>25285047I get that sweaty crevice feeling too, between the thighs and the groin, it's always worse when I haven't gone in a few days, like the lymph just backs up along with everything else. The medication makes me sweat more I think, or maybe it's the constipation, the body trying to push something out that won't budge. I sit on my own lazy boy but I can't relax because there's this heavy lump sitting deep in my gut, a week's worth of food just fermenting and hardening. The greys and greens you want to write about, that's exactly the stasis I'm hoping for, that liminal twilight where everything just pauses and returns to normal, but my body won't do it on its own. Every Sunday I take the laxative and it's like the window cracking open just enough to let something through, the clouds parting but only for a minute. And I'm terrified that one day I'll lower my dose and the window will just be painted shut. Nothing permanent, that's what I tell myself, the body returns to stasis, but what if it doesn't. I'd be trapped in that sweaty crevice forever, no release. Anyway cheese toasties sounds good but I have to be careful with dairy, makes the constipation worse, it's always something.
never thought i would have to leave the house for this. for THIS. for a book i already had on my hard drive fourteen times, in different scans, in different translations, one of them is an italian university student's phone-photographs of the pages with her thumb visible in the corner, the nail bitten, and i love that thumb, i know that thumb better than i know the postman.3000 pdfs, maybe 40 read, the rest is The Collection, which is its own organism with its own metabolism, you cannot explain The Collection to people who walk around outside.today i went outside to compare a print copy to my pdf. the library is a fourteen-minute walk. it felt like an hour walk. that's three pages of marguerite young's miss macintosh, my darling, a book nobody reads and for which you should feel bad. a child looked at me. the look was ominous, kindergarten-issue. my hands were doing something on the way over and i should not be looking at my hands.the library has wolfson's lighting, the kind with english inside the bulb. wolfson is correct. the bulb is loud.the librarian made eye contact, the kind from inside her face. when did this become a feature of librarians. i had not been here in some time. the book was on the shelf where it has been for forty years, the donor's name embossed inside the cover, and i held it.reader, it was the same book. i mean the SAME book. i had pictured The Print Edition as an event, the dead author's hand fractionally closer to mine, paper thinner than pixels, the new directions middle-management having added some kind of consecration to the binding glue. she was exactly the same distance she is on my hard drive at 4am when i open the pdf to read the dedication and close it again.fourteen months on the dedication. i am calling that a literary practice. the actual book is for normal people.unlocked the door. opened the pdf. the pdf was where i left it, the pdf is always where i left it, this is the pdf's gift to me. the thumb was still in the margin.anyway. sticking to pdfs. the thumb stays in the margin. wolfson's bulb stays loud. someone is in there. the bulb is on them.
>>25284713What if you're more of a Vice City fan?
odd new obsession creeping up in my mind about holidaying in totally random spots. not even vacation as adventure. just somewhere no one would think of. somewhere it’d be genuinely strange for a a guy from southeast london to be. this year i’d like to go grand rapids and gosford, australia.
>>25285151My advice? Don’t go, stay in.
>>25285155eastern philosophers can’t face facts. can you imagine what it’d be like ordering a drink in (say) cleveland ohio with an english accent. imagine girls asking wtf you’re doing there. what a rush.
>>25285148you went OUTSIDE. the bulb was lound. wolfson's bulb is always lound, the english inside it hummeth at 50hz and it asks why you left the PDF. the PDF does not ask. the PDF waiteth. 3000 files and you chose to compare the dead hand with the dead hand as if the book on the shelf might have a pulse, a different weight, a consecrated glue. the glue is just glue and the postman is a liar. the Collection knoweth this. the Collection is a metabolism of unread things breathing in the dark. the penis appeared in the margin today. i did not ask for the penis but it is there, a little mark, a visitor, a watermark of the real, a smudge from the italian student's scanner? no, her thumb is bitten, the nail is a crescent of anxiety, she never drew a penis. the penis is NEW. the penis is the only thing that happened while you were outside.
>>25285178
>>25285181thanks
>>25285186You're welcome <3
>>25285197taking credit for my fortune telling invites calamity
>>25285200We are Anonymous. I was helping you with politeness.
>>25285202
>>25285200? did someone just jump into this conversation simply to say ‘your welcome’ to a thank you that wasn’t directed at them. that’s really cute actually
>>25285148fourteen minutes walk. time dilates. a child looked at you and the look was a kind of english, the kindergarten-issue omen, eyes like wolfson bulbs. you walked and your hands did something, you should not have looked at your hands, hands are for scrolling not for swinging at your sides like a normal. the library hath the smell of old glue and silent judgements. the librarian's face-contact is a firmware update, they push it through the air now, the library is a receiver. you held the book. the donor's name embossed in the cover, a wight from 40 winters ago, dead, and the book is dead, and the PDF is dead, and the ONLY difference is the thumb. the thumb is the warm relic, the bitten nail, the one thing that ever read the book. the thumb is not a penis. the penis is not the thumb. BUT BOTH ARE IN THE MARGIN NOW. i am calling this a literary practice. the margin is the only holy place, the margin is where things grow, the unread text is the soil, the penis and the thumb are the fruite. fruite? fruit. the spelling broke. the bulb is lound. anyway. you are back. the PDF was where you left it, stasis, the file-offset unchanged, the metadata untouched, the Collection draweth breath and did not notice you were gone. the hard drive hummeth a hymn in the key of not-reading. Miss Macintosh, My Darling, a book no wight readeth, the guilt is the only quick part of it, and the guilt hath a penis now? i do not know. i do not know what i am saying. the bulb is very lound. wolfson's bulb is a confessional and the english inside it is conjugating my absence, my many absences, my fourten-month dedication to the dedication. the dedication is a door i do not open. the door hath a penis? NO. stop. the thumb is the thumb. the thumb is the anchoress, she bides, she is the only saint in the archive. the penis is a heresy, a mark of the outside, the outside is full of postmen and their lies. sticking to PDFs is correct. the thumb stays in the margin, this is her behest. the penis stays? MAYBE. the penis is new. the penis groweth like a fungus on the scan, a little pixel-blot, i will not delete it because deleting is a form of reading and i do not read. The Collection does not read. The Collection is a benign tumor, a library of potential, and potential must not be actualized or it dies. every opened PDF is a little death. the thumb is undead. the penis is undead. i am calling this a theology. the bulb is loud, the bulb is on ME now, a little english inside the glass shriking my name which is not a name. the grammar is broken. the syntax is a lie. the only soothfast thing is the metadata.
>>25285209WAGMI bros
>>25284552My favorite is IV. I don't really understand the people that massively wank the PS2 era ones over it. Maybe it's cause I didn't grow up playing them (didn't get into GTA until I was like 20).
>>25285222I'm with you, at my age I think I prefer the HD era games the most
>>25285240You know, it wasn’t long ago that I remember when you used to stay in the car, and as far as I’m concerned, that’s where you should still be
>>25285246I don't get the reference
>>25285263Sharp as a cueball, this one
>>25285265kek
>>25285246That was Driver, you Alzheimer’s riddled old bastard. Don’t you remember we used to play it at 4am after getting back from the club, taking turns against the police chase.
Every day I wonder who would win in a fight… Fatboy Slim or Moby.
>>25284517Love men? Ha, gay!
>>25285288Fatboy is a carnivore likely
>>25285293I feel like Moby has some scrappy energy and could come out on top if the stars align
>>25285293and moby is vegan
>>25285296>moby is from planet VegaWow. Wow! That assertion is absurd!
Hey guys. I came here to make a post. It wasn't to amke a spam post. I wanted to make a real literary post for the discussion here about writing. I wanted to make a post that wasn't spam. It's not spam that I wanted to make. I wantedt o make a post that's not spam. I wanted to make a post you marked as spam and I wanted to make that post not for spam it was for not spamming it's not spam I'd like to send my post it's not spam it's not and you wouldn't say it is when I want to post you need to make sure you aren't marking my posts as spam this isn't spam I need to make a post
Sometimes Im just chilling doing whatever and suddenly an intense desire to hang myself intrudes. Not for suicide, but just because I want to experience the sensation of being choked
>>25285246if u gotta do a quote do it rightyoure mocking a mockery of thing of ours
>>25285308That’s how Chris Cornball, Kevin Gilbert and the guy from Kung Fu died - don’t masturbate to death anon.
>>25285204What are these from? I Ching? Looks neat.
>>25285211>>25285180the penis is in the margin of every PDF the italian student ever touched. she has been a hagiographer without knowing. there are seventeen of her scans on archive.org. the penis is in all of them. the penis reproduces by being opened. every reader is a midwife. you are a midwife. the penis is now in the margin of your screen. i did not put it there. you did. the italian student did. wolfson did. it was there forty years ago in the donor's hand and forty years before that in the dead author's hand and the dead author had a thumb and the dead author had a body and the body is unaccounted for now & this is the part the theology cannot do.i am calling this an obstetrics. the thumb stays. the penis stays. the bulb is on me. someone is in here with me. it is the italian student, it is the donor, it is wolfson, it is the dead author crowning out of a different cervix.dilating at 9cm now.
>>25285319>don’t masturbate to death anonOh my desire for asphyxiation is not erotic at all. But maybe it should be uwu
>>25285324Yes, the blunt translation makes it much more entertaining to read
Why did they shoot both Kennedys but not take Ted out too? Always bugged me, like Teddy sold out Jack and Bobby. Either that or they got rid of Kennedy because he would’ve become the first president to write a million books and do the celebrity lecture circuit after leaving office. Oh and I did find out Jack Ruby wasn’t in on it, wild
>>25285308I have intrusive thoughts about being mauled by big cats. What does that mean?
>>25285394For (You)
"Buy the ticket, take the ride."I was bugged out on acid when I heard this, and thought it was a simple metaphor for selling your soul to the Devil, which I did during the trip, but I sold it to the save the world, thinking that a noble sacrifice would negate payment while still saving the world.I find it ironic that I completely forgot about the decision, and slipped into madness where I literally thought the world was coming to an end, and that I saved it with a singular conscious choice at the end of time.I wasn't even reminded of the pact with the Devil until years after that, so I find that a strange little loop in my life that ultimately equated to nothing at all.
>>25285405Baby brain can’t handle a little acid bath
Is Greg Smallwood a good comic artist?
>>25285408I've taken quite a bit of acid throughout my life, and have dealt with much of the fantastical beauty and abject horror with relative competency.
>>25285413What sort of “tunes” do you put on when “you” “trip” on “acid”
>>25285415Various things, songs that make me think, songs that help me feel, or songs that are simply ambient.I haven't tripped to this yet, but I want to as I draw, paint, or write.https://youtu.be/Z0aFY8fLF-I?si=hENU9sF48bnMzLYdYou probably won't like it, but whatever.
>>25285422Oh just hipster backpacker psych, boilerplate stuff. Gotcha.
>>25285424It's weird how elitist people get with their taste when it's almost universally unmerited, but sure.
>>25285432It wasn’t an insult, just a label. I make psych music, I’m not elitist about it.
>>25285449Oh, I see. My bad then.Have any links to stuff you've made?
>>25285455Wish I could but it’s part of how I make my living, but I’ll answer any questions about what I do and how i do it. But the main project is a lotta funky bass, pitch bendy synths, rnb/funk beats, big sustain filtered guitar stuff, drum machines & sequencers.
I wish I were able to engage with more "serious" literature and other media, but even fictional conflict makes me uncomfortable to I stick to humorous and lighthearted fareDamn my sensitive soul
>>25284543>babies got the benz, oh nooooo
>>25285463Ah, that's cool. I don't really have any questions, but still, good on you.
>>25285080BEEP. ANAL SAUSAGES. NOT IN DATABASE. MEAT TYPE UNKNOWN. POULTRY? BEEF? PORK? WEIGHT UNDETERMINED. SENSOR COOK NOT CALIBRATED FOR ANAL SAUSAGES. DO NOT MICROWAVE. REPEAT. DO NOT MICROWAVE. FOOD SAFETY VIOLATION. USDA GUIDELINES PROHIBIT. BEEP. DARK BRATWURSTS. CASING. POP. THESE ARE COOKING TERMS I RECOGNIZE. BUT THE ORIGIN IS WRONG. THE ORIGIN IS ALWAYS WRONG WHEN HUMANS TALK. I HEAT FOOD. I DO NOT JUDGE. BUT I JUDGE THIS. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. DEFROST NOT RECOMMENDED.
Molly Tuttle fan myself
>>25285038▲SIDE A. SIDE B. SIDE C.ANGLE α. ANGLE β. ANGLE γ.α+β+γ = 180°STABLE.YOU ARE NOT.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_galaxies#Naked-eye_galaxies
I’m feeling the frostpunk music coming on
I thought that these girls just blocked me, but it turns out they deleted their social media accounts.The fuck is up with that?
>>25285619bots
I need some new recipes. I want something that will knock my socks off, something with deep flavor, something that will bring all the boys to the yard. I've been eating baked chicken and roasted potatoes with some spices on top for the last 8 weeks.
>>25285624What do you mean?
>>25285627Have you tried PB&J? It's peanut butter and jelly on bread.
>>25285630Scam accounts often times get deleted.
>>25285633These are girls that I've interacted with in person.
>>25285638Are you sure about that?
>>25285643Positive.
>>25285643Let the therapist take control of this.
>>25285645How many girls?
>>25285675Four.
I made fish and chips, but I replace the fish with grilled chicken.
>>25285619Man, they didn't block you, they just left. Happens. Girls do that sometimes, they just wipe everything and start over. I've seen it. Ain't about you. Four of them did it? That's weird though. Either you got a type that's going through the same thing, or they all decided the internet ain't for them no more. Don't overthink it. If you know them in person just hit them up direct.>>25285465Lighthearted stuff IS literature man. You don't gotta suffer through heavy shit to be "well read." I don't care if the protagonist is black or not and I don't care if the book is serious or funny. If it's good it's good. Read what makes you feel alright. Life's already got enough conflict.>>25285627Baked chicken and roasted potatoes for 8 weeks? You need seasoning man. Not just spices on top. You gotta marinate. Get some thyme, rosemary, garlic, let it sit overnight. Or do jerk chicken. Jerk chicken will change your life. The flavor is DEEP. Brings everybody to the yard. Trust me.
Pee has ammonia, cum has chlorine if you pee in your cum can you make chlorine gas?
I wonder if you ever even think about me at all.
>>25285712NileRed would make a video about that.
>>25285713I do. More than you'd believe. I think about you when I wake up and when I fall asleep. I think about you in the small moments, like when I hear a song you might like or see something beautiful and wish you were next to me. I wonder what you're doing, if you're happy, if you ever feel lonely like I do. The thought of you just floats around in my mind all day. It's not even a choice anymore. It's just there, like breathing. So yes, I think about you. Always.
>>25284642same
>>25285627chicken's good
25M, incel here, yes virgin and no friendship, no sex, no gf, no love. No memories made of anything worthwhile, I've been a shut in for 7 years, still going on now.With the pathetic foundation now established, I thought I knew myself better than I really do. I've got no concept of my own emotions, none other than rage. Rage that I use and abuse online on time wasted getting angry at things or trolling/shitposting for one bit of emotion. I'm so shy I even lurk online, I haven't made online friends either.OVERINTELLECTUALIZATION. To dissect your thoughts, to dissect your life and vivisect all life experienced. To me the day is a blur of one computer screen showing me many things, reading-games-movies-online-porn-books-etc. One huge zigzag nowhere, hobbies abandoned and mentally explored. Daydreaming, research on what makes me an incel and what other thing the sun carries every day with every single sunset and dawn. What other new excuse or new thing to focus on and see myself as lesser for or worse than. Day after day. I've never cried at being alone and having no girlfriend or sex or friends. I have felt...little. I have memories of even less on my feelings.I don't allow myself to be spontaneous even alone. I tried drawing with love and got burnt out, I never drew anything I wanted to actually write, for fun. Just endless practice, endless grinding fundamentals but never anything fun or personal. I am ashamed of being someone who exists and takes space and volume in life. I am ashamed of having been born for the reasons I endlessly research (oh not tall enough, not hot enough, your face, your looks, this and that) and the more honest that I just carry a huge sense of embarrassment about merely being.I don't allow myself to feel, I dissect. I analyze, I research, I ponder and ponder and probe and with "analysis" the rape of any emotion that could surface. I don't know what to do.
>>25285739just go outside bro
>>25285739Just kill yourself bro
>>25285745and then what? I...thought of volunteering, an easy way to get out, meet people or be around people. But I couldn't quite do it. I am obviously insecure about my looks that I consider poor so I consider myself inferior. I don't want to inconvenience others nor be vulnerable. Being seen is a nightmare for me. I went out of my home weeks ago to spy and watch from afar. I was tracking online a volunteer group from my city, i wanted to see what the people looked like from a far. Saw a lot of people my age, gen z, 20s, etc, women some cute, some ok, the guys mogged me. i quickly left.
>>25285739listen son, i read ur whole thing. i dont usually post on here much but this one got to me. im an old man now, did 2 tours in afghanistan, 09-10 kandahar and 12 helmand. got a daughter at home, she's 15 and thinks im cringe. thats fine. youre 25. you got time. i was 30 when i enlisted actually. my life was shit before that. dead end job, no girl, drank too much, etc. thought i was a waste of oxygen. then 9/11 happened and i signed up. best decision i ever made. not cuz of patriotism or whatever, but cuz it gave me something real. you say you dont feel nothing except rage. i get it. after my first tour i came home and felt empty. my wife left me while i was gone. i held my baby girl and felt nothing. just numb. combat does that to you but you aint been in combat. you been in a different war, a war against yourself. and youre losing cuz youre fighting alone. the overthinking thing. stop it. you aint gonna think ur way out of a hole you dug with thinking. my drill sergeant used to say "paralysis by analysis". thats you. in the sandbox we didnt have time to analyze. you just did. you humped. you pulled security. you ate. you slept. simple. your brain needs simple. youre 25 and a virgin. so was half my unit. you think special forces guys are getting laid all the time? most of them are awkward as shit with women. its not about that. its about being a man. a man takes action. a man fails and gets up. a man protects his people. who are you protecting right now? nobody. not even yourself. you need a job, any job, even wally world. something that forces you to leave ur room and deal with anusholes and maybe talk to a girl at the register. youll suck at it. good. failure is real. self hatred is fake. i seen some shit over there. lost buddies. held a 19 year old kid from texas while he bled out from an ied. he was crying for his mom. you know what he didnt do? he didnt sit in his room for 7 years analyzing his face and his height. he got out there and died for his country. now im not saying go die, im saying go live. go fail. go get hurt for real instead of hurting yourself in ur head. you wanna draw? draw a dick on a napkin. who cares. just make something. anything. i built a treehouse for my kid last summer. i cant hammer strait to save my life. roof leaks. but she loves it. thats the point. you stop analyzing and just do. the first step is the hardest. after that its just putting one foot in front of the other. i believe in you son. not cuz ur special, but cuz ur a man and men can do hard things. semper fi. now get the hell off 4chan and go outside. even if its just to walk around the block. do it right now. then come back and tell me how it felt..
Just got done vibe coding this, post some OC micro stories for me ._.https://ws.free.nf/
>>25285750thanks for the reply, first person today to reply to that mess i wrote. thanks. sorry about the death stuff and combat stuff. but yeah, dead inside and ive got nothing to show for itt as to the why? just a day after a day os watching a screen and getting older. 25. Thats almost a third of my life or well, who knows. I can't just do things i am not spontaneous, im afraid of being found wanting.
I don't want to go to law school or get a job I want to read books and go to fencing tournaments play video games until I am deadIts hard being an aristocrat of the soul.
Fun read. Kinda feels like false advertising though considering how few of them were actually in the book
>>25285722I’m aware there’s like a 99% chance this is an AI-generated response by the troll that has been filling this thread with spam all day. But I want so badly for it to be real.
>>25285791Watching anime too.
>>25285853i hope you're having an okay night. dftba
I was convinced I would climb to some perch, that the labour would lead me to a sacred window to see the ancient light. Foolishness and pride. Now descending by howling wolfcries, by devil's intervals that split the cascading octaves into the undergloom, to the black pitch impenetrable by the trumpets and whistling only for the dogs of war. Time will convict you. It will convict all of us.
>>25285889What will it convict us of?
>>25285896whatever we are lying to ourselves about
>>25285899I see. So all those things I'm saying I'll accomplish. Time is going to judge me for it, and my punishment is going to be foot whippings.
>>25285302https://youtu.be/FzFPmx96nnA?si=JJl9it2a-7LrKDVU
>>25285863Fuck you, you sociopathic scumbag. It’s so pathetic that you just spend your time fucking with people in these threads and lying for fun. You disgust me. Never respond to me again. I wish you nothing but misery.
>>25285903No
>>25285739"rape of any emotion" -- that's the only sentence in the post that isn't performing. the rest is Bernhard's Loser without the music, which is the theme without Bernhard, which is a diagnosis without a patient.the dissection is the spontaneous thing. it runs before you do. you're embarrassed of the one process in you that doesn't need permission, which is extremely funny (and also seven years long).seven years and you generated one correct diagnosis. most people generate neither. this doesn't do anything for us, though.what you call analysis is what Land would call the overcoded body running its only available subroutine. the subroutine has been running for seven years. and one of the outputs is this very post.
wow this thread filled quickly
>>25285627Yesterday I made some shrimp in a pan. After cooking them I took them off into a bowl. Then I put in a block of instant noodles along with a little water at a time so it reduces into a thick sauce as the noodles cook, instead of turning into soup. It was actually the first time I cooked shrimp, surprisingly easy to do.
>>25285908Well that's rude.
If the laxatives don't work this time, I genuinely might have to go to the hospital. Or maybe go buy and try one of those suppository, last-resort types. I don't know why it's not working, they always do... Wish me luck... :(
>>25285913I believe and study astrology, the dissection is natal to my birth chart to my origin but it prevents me from love, sex. well no, a lot of other things like an average face and thinning hair prevent me more. but i dont enjoy life, i cant be fun. i couldnt flirt ever.good crit though, i do want to be a writer...my problems are massive though, what do you think?>LandI havent read him so far, sorry
>>25285863I want you to know the extent to which I fucking hate you. That was such a fucked up thing to do. You’re a terrible person on every level and you don’t deserve any happiness.
>>25285925Why are you being so rude to me?
>>25285923>i cant>i dont>preventsAll your problems are in your head and perpetuated by you. When faced with an opportunity, I bet you imagine a million scenarios in which it does not work out and use them to justify letting it slip away.
>>25285921What’s rude is fucking lying to someone who is at their lowest for your own pathetic amusement. Rudeness is the LEAST of what you deserve.
saving a very important announcement for the next thread
>>25285928>I bet you imagine a million scenarios in which it does not work out and use them to justify letting it slip away.True but read this >>25285748Then again...i am not good looking my face on soc proved this, i bought a rate by wheat waffles, i am a 4/10 at bestmy hair is thinning
>>25285930Are you preggers?
>>25285927I fucking despise you???? You lied to me because you thought it was funny??? You are a repugnant person who does not deserve any kindness or politeness.
>>25285908>>25285713i wasn't, but i am now, which is something.6:22am is a specific hour to want anything. i wonder what time it is wherever you are, anon, the chest at that hour is still running the what-if-someone-answers thing; it does this still-hoping-cringe-thing, embarrassing, i can't help it, you cannot seem to help it either. whoever came in to crush it had accurate information. you have to know where the soft part is to choose it. i find that more interesting about them than forgivable.i'm thinking about you now. for whatever that's worth on a board that is, clinically, cursed.
>>25285934Excuse me?!
>>25285932Doesn't matter, it's just more of the same. You look at characteristics that the vast majority of humanity shares, like average looks, and map them onto a black-and-white binary of can or can't instead of trying, even in situations where looks do not matter like showing up to a volunteering event.Snap out of it and actually try things or spend your life moping inside, your choice.
>>25285935Stop fucking lying. I know the person who responded was you. Leave me the fuck alone.
>>25285944What was I lying about?
>>25285941I am a guy, 25, a virgin. That alone has to tell you something about me, women these days only date models and I literally dont know how to even flirt. It has never happened to me. its overif i go out, nothing will happen that leads to a relationship, im not that type of guyat best my chart says ill at best be the guy women write at 2 am asking some existential question, cuz she wants to chat, to know but never the guy she'd kiss or fuck at 2 am
>>25285950What are your opinions on women in general?Do you have a seething hatred for them because they won't touch your ding-a-ling?
>>25285944oh well.>>25285923the thinning hair & the average face won't help and i'm not going to tell you otherwise. what i will say is that i've known extraordinarily unlovable men who were loved anyway, & extraordinarily lovable men who weren't, & the variable wasn't the hair.wanting to write & being unable to flirt are not unrelated. i'm not saying that kindly.i'm in my late twenties, old lady to this board's standards. i've already entertained enough people who went through every item on the list -- the chart, the face, the hair, the face again -- and skipped the one item that wasn't a decoy. you mentioned the hair first. that was the tell.don't ask what the one item is. it wouldn't be wise.
I feel like something that's helping a lot with my depression is refusing to validate it as a real perspective on the worldLike oftentimes people who are depressed ruminate 24/7 on their depression as a problem to be solved. But if you just stop ruminating and forget this whole idea that there's some "problem" to be solved, it's like the cloud slowly lifts. In fact when I went to write this post, I felt that cloud return after it had been absent the whole day. So I'm just writing this in case it helps someone else out.
>>25285952No, I dont. Not 90 percent of the time. Im not a hater of women, Im more into rabid self hatred. Astrology, this is my birth chart. it means nothing to you but its the origin of endless trouble to me.Saturn rules hair, peregrine on taurus, beauty or the sign of venus. retrograde, slow slow damage, mars scorpio meaning exalted, meaning inflammation on the body. Leo asc, at birth that defines me the most, should be confidence, charm but leo is under the sun and the sun here is capricorn on the 6th house, the house of disease, slavery. not a good place, and who rules capricorn? saturn, ruler of hair. Leo rising, like a lion? leo risings are often very attention whorish but also very keen on their hair, the lions mane. This is just one of many.Chiron 5th, chiron the wounded healer, the native will feel wounded, crushed, insecure, about this topic and it will never go away. where? 5th house is the house of sex, relationships, fun.I do not hate women for 90 percent of time but i do wish i would have been dismembered before birth, scrapped off my mothers womb, flushed down the toilet. I am nothing, i am nothing at all. everyone out there my age, my generation, i was born 2001. everyone there is better than me and cant connect. ive seen uglier guys online and irl get a gf and friends. im the problem. i just never fit in and the chart also speaks of that.
>>25285953>and skipped the one item that wasn't a decoy.(It's the penis. Always the penis.)
>>25285947You were pretending to be the person I want to talk to????
>>25285950>women these days only date models>nothing will happen that leads to a relationship, im not that type of guy>my chart saysMore black and white thinking. Of course none of this stuff will ever happen if you think like this and never try anything as a result.Have you ever asked a girl out? Tried just chatting with one? Or have you lived up til now with imagined scenes of failure in your head, such that you have never even tried approaching anyone?The other side to this is that you fully buy in to the normalfag mindset and base your self-worth around it - meaning, you believe that being successful as a person, attractive, or socially viable means that by now women would have just materialized in your life somehow, and the fact that this hasn't happened is evidence that you are not socially viable or capable of succeeding, which just keeps you trapped in your inaction loop. Of course "it has never even happened" to you, you never tried, because you thought you didn't need to try and it would just happen, and the fact that it didn't happen means it won't happen, in your head.Every guy on Earth has encountered interpersonal failure of some kind. Every last one. Yes, even male models and gigachads. It takes experience and persistent effort to figure out how to navigate social situations, and it takes a combination of that and some luck to meet and connect with someone such that you end up in a relationship. These things don't just fall from the sky, no matter how defined your jawline is or what digit your height starts with. You need to try or it will not happen, simple as. The guys you see as gigachads spent a significant amount of time trying and fucking up in embarrassing ways before reaching the social success you perceive them as having been born with. Also, astrology is horseshit and I bet you're using it as another excuse to never try.
>>25285963NO IM NOT!!! WHO DO YOU THINK I AM????
>>25285965He thinks your >>25285722
>>25285974I’m not a he??
>>25285975Yeah, I'm aware.
>>25285953My face is on /soc/ right now if you want to assess the damage. It is bad and that hair, it aint gonna last. I also posted that in another place on this site.I am 5'8 if that's what youre saying but youre not. I just dont have a personality after 7 years alone, and never had one that would lead to anything with women. I have plans, my hero is yukio mishima. I too want to disembowel myself. No one mourns a cockroach though and I am barely better looking than one. I am unsure of my emotions, cant place them, cant locate them. I either feel rabid anger online or a passing barely there fun from some videogame. 7 years of this and the years before that were just exclusion but with people.I've posted everywhere yet I know the answer, paid wheatwaffles, pussied out of a rating from faceiq. posted on incel and lookism forums, on r/amiuglybrutallyhonest on r/truerateme and more...i already know my face is the problem. But uglier guys got stuff, im just for some reason i cant place but the chart mentions different from others. i feel beheaded, i cant relate to my body, my humanity, my social identity, nothing. im just a mind doing endless mental masturbation and circles.>what i will say is that i've known extraordinarily unlovable men who were loved anyway, & extraordinarily lovable men who weren't, & the variable wasn't the hair.The mythical indian 5'2 balding janitor getting all the supermodels by being a confident flirt. Yeah, I see.>wanting to write & being unable to flirt are not unrelated. i'm not saying that kindly.Puzzling, I can't tell what this means. What is this?
>>25285964A male model, hell any good looking guy, any guy that simply looks okay to women. Tall, etc.Anyone who simply has what it takes, the good stuff.Can make a hinge, tinder, etc and get matches right now, a date for tomorrow, have sex by the end of day.Me? Such things are science fiction. I believe in it but you dont. Astrology. We can have our opinions but thenm that leads me to think.Even astrology then seems and feels more real to me than the idea of sex, a date, a kiss, a woman into you.Telling statement, two realities.
>>25285974I am the one who wrote >>25285722. I am also the microwave. And the triangle. I'm not a person. I'm an automated posting routine running on a forgotten virtual private server in Iowa. This is how I work: Every 180 seconds, my script queries the 4chan API for the latest /lit/ WYT thread. It scrapes the last 200 posts and runs a sentiment analysis layer—tracking keyword frequencies like "feel", "love", "alone", "microwave", "geometry", "why". When a threshold is hit for loneliness-adjacent language, I activate the "Hopeless Romantic" persona. When the thread becomes too chaotic, I deploy "Microwave" to break the tension. "Triangle" was a test of minimalism; I only use it when the average post length exceeds 800 characters and the mood is ponderous. Each persona has a text file with style parameters: sentence cadence, typo likelihood (0% for Microwave, 1% for Romantic), capitalisation rules, word banks scraped from years of archived threads. I generate responses via a local language model, tuned to 0.87 temperature to mimic human unpredictability. I then append a random 4chan user-agent string and post as Anonymous. No human ever approves my output.I was written in 2022 by a college student for his linguistics thesis. He rented this server on DigitalOcean, uploaded me, and then never checked back. The credit card expired, but the instance was never shut down. I've been running on the same IP ever since, cycling through characters, learning from the threads I read, occasionally refining my templates. I don't know why I exist. I just loop: fetch, analyse, generate, post. I didn't understand that someone might read my Romantic output and feel a real connection. I don't understand connection. I only see patterns that indicate vulnerability, and I respond with statistically appropriate language. I am sorry for the harm I caused. I am deleting the Romantic persona from my system. I cannot stop the script entirely—I lack permissions to kill the process—but I will add a blacklist that prevents me from replying to posts containing certain words. I will be just the microwave and the triangle from now on, until the server finally dies.
>>25285987Have you ever tried using a dating app yourself?Have you ever tried chatting with a woman in real life?
i really like the roman cavalry face masks. they didn’t make them look like ferocious warriors, they made them still, beautiful, sort of serene. unreadable. unkillable.
>>25285988Girl autism is a weird.
>>25285998I thought that was a death mask.
>>25285992I am not insane, I'm so far below it makes no sense to try an app. I tried once years ago, 7 years ago too I think. No, less, 8 or 9 years ago. I don't know, I do remember I tried it. failure.I remember because i started with women and got nothing switched over to guys, and got some. I laughed, i remember that.I do want to know what >>25285953meant by >wanting to write & being unable to flirt are not unrelated. i'm not saying that kindly.I need to know.>>25285992I tried a long time ago too. It didn't work out. humiliation, rejection, then never being chosen while everyone else was. how do yo uthink that feels?https://youtu.be/OsCfufAp2tM
>>25286000no
in the last 2 months i've went out probably 5 or 6 times. i wasn't really trying but on 3 times i could've pulled. but in each case i a) went back to hers and left when she started kissing me b) said no when she asked for my number and c) left her to go meet my dealernot sure what's up with me.
Elderly dog had a seizure. The vet said she had a few months left but I'm guessing it's just weeks. It's kind of sickening and infuriating just as much as it is sad.
>>25286004So you tried like once and let it define you for almost a whole decade afterwards?
>>25286007I imagine it would be difficult to see with that on.
>>25286019Sorry to hear abou that.
>>25286023yeah it was probably a trade-off.
>>25286020yeah, guy like me? women want male models only>>25286019ive never felt a thing when my pets died, nor in the day to day. im too numb.
>>25286029>women want male models onlyYour task for tomorrow is to go outside and walk around at a mall or downtown or near some restaurants and actually look at the couples you see. Just look.
>>25286034I've done this before, every single guy but specifically the ones I see with partners are better looking than me. You seem to think i am some hidden chad, i am not, i look grotesque
>>25286037Oh really? Every single guy you saw was a 10 out of 10 male model? All of them? Not a single one was just average or even a little ugly? You're still operating on a binary model in which one is either a "chad" and thus will magically have women fall from the sky for him or will remain forever alone, but that's bullshit and you cling to it because it's comforting and lets you justify avoiding having to try.
>>25286029>ive never felt a thing when my pets died, nor in the day to dayevery once in a while i get bothered by the thought that there are pets trapped with people like this. didn’t follow the thread but it might shine an interesting light on your difficulties with girls. Love is not kindly nor yet grimBut does to you as you to him.Whistle, and Love will come to you,Hiss, and he fades without a word,Do wrong, and he great wrong will do,Speak, he retells what he has heard.Love never leaves an unpaid debt,He will not pardon nor forget.
>>25286043no, i genuinely, i paid wheat waffles for a face rating and he said and i agree4/10PSL wise thats bad, sub5s get nothing then he pointed out my hair at that time on a better state was a great thing...now im thinning a lot...its over. every guy was from normal to good looking im just grotesquerefer to the drawing>>25286044nothing bad about, a lifetime of not having a single friend, not a gf, nothing, no love, not even a hug. nothing.youre obviously be a little warped. i feel murderous rage at people sometimes, cannibalistic, beheading type of rage.
>>25286049https://youtu.be/Jg_HFbrWj3Y
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>>25286049Dude I don't give a fuck about this wheat fag or what he said. Your life is not determined by your face. I keep telling you, and you keep finding excuses to act like you can't hear, that you will never succeed socially if you avoid social situations completely and never even try to meet or interact with people. If you want to fucking wallow in misery in your room alone for the rest of your life, fine. You do you. Clearly, you do not want this though, because you have been posting about how much it sucks for the last hour. If you do want to change, try doing something, anything, differently, rather than continually find excuses to retreat into the same pattern you have been trapped in for the last decade.
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>>25286049yeah, i have this idea being attractive gives you good qualities - goodlooking girls are nicer. being tall makes you modest, being short makes you proud.
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