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>>25570414Brunnhilde is supremehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF_Dc1FpVDA&list=OLAK5uy_lpM85PPS7U9T6zTMBbuzgqe5kv6Lkt2L4&index=50
I love kettle corn so much.
Negative Creep is by far the best song title of all time. Because of the triple meaning. You have negative as in just pessimistic, then negative as in (opposite of) creep, then negative as in photonegative, exactly like the cover of the album it’s on. All fitting for a song which is sludgy as fuck.
>>25570443Surf’s Up is up there with its double meaning.
>>25570408There are two funny medical doctor TikToks I think about sometimes and laugh at silently in my head. In the first a doctor is taking questions from his audience and someone asks "am I going to die?" and the doctor says "Yes." and moves onIn the second a doctor says "I'm a board certified ophthalmologist and here's the NUMBER ONE thing I would NEVER EVER DO. ... Heart surgery. I don't know how." These always make me laugh silently in my head when I think about them
>>25570408>Write Your ThoughtsIf you're good at something never do it for free.
>>25570466You haven't been receiving the paychecks?
>>25570466Sadly nobody's gonna pay me to edge to degenerate hentai doujinshi, but if it were an olympic sport I'd get gold for sure.
>>25570490no im pretty sure now /lit/ laid me off a while back :(maybe /his/ is hiring
where can i cop a pasta strainer at 11:30 at night? every where closes early ever since the pandemic. u think duane reade has pasta strainers?
if i mayif i mightlay me down weepingif i saywhat its likei may be dreaming
>>25570508oh i have an idea i can boil some perogis and just fish them out with a fork
what air fryer does /lit/ recommend?
my toilet has a scary flush its nightmare fuel the water level goes up within like two inches of the top before it drains. what if u drop a huge log that raises the water level by two inches?
>>25570515St. Joseph of Cupertino
>>25570408stop posting this fuckass cat
Been listening to a lotta John Kiriakou lately.
>>25570545thats not a cat retard thats Brünnhilde
>>25570408Just submitted a poem to DIAGRAM. Wish me luck.
>>25570408Words are so fake. Words are so real. Words contain everything and nothing. We're at the mercy of these imperfect words. I hate words. I love words. I want to smash the idea of words with a 2x4 plank. I will commit word crimes. I will do domestic word abuse. I will do nothing. I am helpless against words. Words have total power over me. The only way to counter words is to avoid using words at all. Yet I will either die alone or resort to words' cousin and/or boss: Symbols.God, help me; I am drowning in wordsI do nothing but hurt my beloved with wordsThe tyranny of wordsThe boot of words, stepping on our throats, spilling out of our mouths, forever Words, words, words
Does everyone struggle with jealousy? There are times I wish the people around me would suffer, always out of jealousy or some kind of self indignant sense of entitlement. As long as others are doing worse than me then I’m okay. Am I evil? Or is it something that’s normal to struggle with.
>>25570508Close your pot with the lid slightly off centre to keep a small slit on the side, then hold tightly and strain the water. Watch out for slim spaghetti slipping through.
>>25570517Have you tried pouring electrolyte solution in beforehand? Probably its not flowing through the pipes as fast as it could be.
>>25570582Good and evil aren't real. This feeling is common. It's better to recognize it, name it, and work with it or against it than to pretend it doesn't exist, which is what most people do.
I’m not afraid of you.
I'll put you out before I put you down. That's how we niggaz roll.
I don't like Harry Potter, but Malfoid is a hilarious name, I'll give it that.
>>25570643lol never thought of it that way before
drank every day for the last 2 weeks
>>25570654Why?
>>25570654You need a girlfriend, she would distract you from this stupid urge to drink
>>25570659personal and professional failureeverything I worked for over the last decade turned out to be pointlesstold myself I would go on at least a single date this year and couldnt even manage thatfeel like all the times I felt motivated in the past were just me lying to myself
>>25570675I went on my first date ever this year and the girl wouldn't shut up about how great abortions are and how much she hates the West. You're not missing out.
>>25570663maybe in the next life
>>25570675You may feel like a failure, but it does not necessarily mean you are a failure, maybe it’s some chemical imbalance in your brain messing with your I’m saying that as a foid who feels borderline suicidal for a couple of days every month, though the cause is different for moids. Cut yourself some slack
>>25570716Why'd you have to ruin your post with that spoiler?
>>25570732To make a point, dumbass. Deal with it!
>>25570740Everyone already knows that women are mentally ill, no need to spell it out.
My letters sit on your window-sillYellowed by the sunWritten that time our love was in its primeThey just ran off my pen
Chain smoking.
>>25570654i blacked out from alc like 3-5x a week for like 3 years after college. If you're only 2 weeks in I'd say stop while it's easy, but at the very least just don't let yourself get to the point where you get the shakes and chest pains in the morning until you have a beer. I've known a few people like that and it's really fucking sad. Drinking makes reading less fun too, imo
2025: There is no such thing as porn addiction.2026: There is, however, such thing as porn addiction delusion by the small minded.
>>25570811banging hookers > watching and jacking to porn
>>25570812How wealthy /lit/ is? Seriously, people post about banging prostitutes so often in this economy!
>>25570408If everything is a distraction from truth then distracting yourself away from that distraction with mundane entertainment is possibly a pathway to wisdom. It could also just be hedonistic cope brought on by a lack of purpose in one's life.
Let’s see if second coffee gives me anxiety. Make your bets, anons.
>>25570817It’s is a hedonistic cope, you are merely placating yourself with wanky pseudo-intellectual explanation
Jesus Christ, sloppa fatigue is even worse than nigger fatigue. Every morning I wake up and my first thought is to nuke India.Sometimes I even forget about the jews
I’m not suicidal actually, but staying alive is such a nuisance.
Had a creative surge recently. For the first time in a long time I feel as if writing is viable option for me once again. The only problem is, I despise the whole process of trying to get published. It's so tedious.
I don't have a job and I'm fine with it. Maybe lying flat is the true way of life.
>>25570901how do you live and eat
Okay, here comes anxiety. Did not miss that shit.
I hate traveling with my mother, but it’s better than nothing I guess.
They added all five Bourne films to Netflix. Guess I know what I'll be doing all day!
did bloomberg just a russian gain of function researcher died of severe pheumonia and they are tracing 200 contact? are we doing covid again? ok it's an election year but come on
>>25570408Went on reddit because i remember how there were all manner of sexy, unhinged bitches who would post nudes on the numerous Red Scare subreddits; and fucking hell, I forgot just how faggy that entire site is. All redditors should hang.
>>25571050Differing opinions frighten you?
>>25570408Theoretically, if you were to reduce human social interactions to their essential components, how many of those do you reckon would be retarded psycho-sexual social games and cuck porn, percentually?Sometimes it feels like you can't do shit without it cropping up.
>>25571050I still use Reddit, but I turned off the app notifications. Like I’m not that perfect of a human, but their constant preaching always makes me feel like the worst POC ever. Really a space to feel yourself lonely while being surrounded by a crowd of people.
>>25571050I don’t attend RS subs because of nasty Russian roots, fuck them all.
I started swimming recently, and between that and being the only literate person I know, I am feeling very bourgeois. I also started wearing sweaters instead of hoodies.
>>25571080>I also started wearing sweaters instead of hoodies.But do you wear jeans?
Okay, I’m gonna stop checking /lit/, which became almost compulsory. Good bye, losers, stay hydrated!
>>25571089No, I wear sweatpants.
I once went two weeks without shitting.
Imagine an anthroposophists coming together and creating a town in this architectural style. Imagine. They could build a theatre where they perform Eurythmy every night. Hit would be heaven. Anthroposophical art workshops and crafthouses. They should create their own fashion house. Why can't things be more fantastical?
I could use a good vibe or two. Work is hella ominious today with labour board nonsense after layoffs already happened, and if the factory gets closed down because of goddamned Dickbutt fucked around I'm going to have to invent some new type of histrionic hyperbole. Penultimaterbole; the level of excess and exaggeration one level removed from the form of pure hyperbole.
You've got five seconds to tell me the definition of "inveterate" or you're done for, kiddo!
ML is still down... I will really never watch porn again in my life, huh
>>25571138>ohhhh noooo, I can’t watch drugged unconscious trafficking victims being sexually assaulted anymore :(You are disgusting and pathetic, and no decent person would sympathize with you or share your perspective.
>>25571148d-don't you dare remember my other posts and bring them up!almost all of them are staged, anon. in fact, some of my favorite clips were from movies. is that still unethical?
>>25571152You forget that you posted a few months ago that>some of the videos I frequented were literal date rape videos of real people; one series even featured an infamous guy who actually got sentenced to life in prison in Taiwan… god those vids are hot.You are a disgusting, degenerate individual who deserves nothing but contempt and ridicule
>>25571154I just told you don't do that! And I can't help what gets me off. Fine, get rid of those ones and leave the galleries of staged videos and movie clips. You know other sites don't even allow obviously staged videos? So sad.
>>25570814/lit/ is rich tier, deal with it
>>25571179I’ve used to feel way more comfortable on Reddit with their “777kg to Germany Taobao haul” posts
my new thing is frequently comparing people or events to Shakespeare characters or plots and when people go "huh?" I go "heh, don't tell me you haven't read Shakespeare?" and then I go home and fuck my girl good because of yet another intellectual and cultural victory
>>25570814Banging prostitutes is responsible economic stimulation.
>>25570814Four types of posters:>ancientfags with real jobs, real credentials, and are either idealistic pirates or wealthy>omega broke uni students>literal homeless bums who think $12 is a lot>rich specialists interested in esoteric bullshit
>>25571219The world needs more men like you.
>>25571219You have my full support in all of your endeavors, sir!
>>25571119You mean a town in the style of Art Nouveau? That probably already exists, somewhere.>>25571136Very determined, undisuadable. I've only seen it used in the context of adhesion to beliefs and what such.
>>25571241>>25571251Thank you, kind Horatios
>>25570414>>25570545I for one will not stand for hating on the Valkyrie cat.
My bedroom needs to be absolutely frigid in order for me to sleep.
>>25570901Mommy and daddy will be dead someday soon.
I'm worried my book is too much like harry potter and I'm trying to distance it from it as much as possible
Called it. Entire factory laid off. Fuck my shit right up.
>>25571494Give us a rundown. What similarities/dissimilarities are there?
>>25570901NEETbux era is coming to a close.Did you use your time learning survivalist methods?Did you make any network of friends?Do you even have a hidden food forest tucked away somewhere?If you said no to any of the above questions, you gotta get on that soon.
>>25571498The main similarity is that the main setting is a fantasy school with some magic.
>>25571496are you from China or smth
>>25571496Factory work is mindless, soulless grueling bug person work. You've been set free to find a less shit job environment.
My thick, luscious eyebrows have finally begun to overgrow and are quickly turning in to the average bushy, unkempt old man tier eyebrows.It's over.
Tan Kong, VietnamMarch 24, 1968Mary,I got your letter. You stupid fucking bitch. You stupid stupid stupid fucking bitch. You just fucking killed me, you understand? You are my murderer. The next time I hear a single crack of fucking enemy gunfire I am going to fucking sprint directly towards whatever gook flak and take one straight to the head even if it means giving away out entire fucking position. You stupid stupid cunt. You know, when they sent me out here, I said to myself, 'I could die a soldier, or no matter what get my family back on track and live’, but I guess there's no accounting for dirty slut cunt filth whore anonymous cocksucker slime cunt such as yourself. It's fucking over, you understand? For me and for everyone. For this country. The gooks over here envy the fucking damage you just did to me and the US military, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I have lost brothers and toes and my sanity and my soul out here, I have lost my ability to sleep and have foregone my basic rights to human decency and my very life under the threat of firing line, yet you and you alone have become the weapon of total demoralization the likes of which these enemy apes have only dreamed. I kind of like them now, at least they kill you they fucking admit it. Goodbye, whore. These are my final words, to anyone. I hope my fucking brains stain your misbegotten children forever, cunt.Signed,Go Fuck Yourself
penis chocolateNOT a chocolate penis
Tomorrow, I will have to do something where 4000€ are on the line. And not 4000€ in investments or crypto or something like that— no, it's 4000€ I need for living and it's actually 400€ over the course of 10 months, not at once. If I fail, I'm going to either break down, or feel completely numb.If I fail, my near future will be shaped by either divine intervention or suicide. I feel like, the past 12 years, have been a nightmare, which at some point morphed into a pipe dream; one of these two will materialize and become reality. Which one it will be, I cannot say; and at this point, it is too late for me to influence it— hence my only hope being divine intervention, should I fail tomorrow. If the outcome is bad, I'm going to treat myself to a McDonald's Menu, a kind of last meal.
>>25571671No you are not!
Do you want to talk in private?
>>25571677Don't be like that. At least let my have my goyslop, to wash down my tears.
>>25571682Do you want to talk on discord? Let me comfort you
>>25571685Anything but that.
>>25571688Any other messenger? Let me warn you in advance, I’m not sending nudes whatever your gender is.
>>25571688I can create throwaway Facebook, will that work?
>>25571689>>25571690If you're truly serious, I appreciate the gesture. Regardless, my answer is no, thank you. Bless you, should you genuinely mean it. I'm not in a laughing mood, if not.
>>25571681I don't care enough to. I really don't like you guys threatened to fuck up my life even more than you already have and I'm surprised you're still here. That's all I have to say. I can't imagine how many resources you've put into making my life difficult. Everyone involved in this knows I'm not a threat. Why does it continue?
>can instantly kill anyone with two words>n-no we can't just kill all the bad guys on sight so they can't kill anyone else because....le killing is le bad ok?????
>>25571671>Bitcoin lol, lmao
Fuck this crap! So now I have to do something I was never told what exactly, I’m a bad person for not doing so, yet still nobody tells what it is. That’s annoying beyond any measure, what the fuck?!
>>25571709Are you currently dating my ex? lol
>>25571693Alright. Go get that Mac meal, a little junk food with cheer you up. Just promise me you drop that “last meal” bs. Whatever thing urges you to feel like that it’s not an objective truth. Maybe you’re too tired, maybe you haven’t had enough fruit or sunlight lately, idk. maybe too much other substances, alcohol for instance is depressant, just saying Whatever it is, it may seem terrible, but it’s not objectively is. You will see that later, like in that trope when narrator is like “I used to think it’s this, but now that the dust has settled I clearly see it’s that”. Just don’t be so hard on yourself right now.
I literally just want to eat so many fucking raw oysters in some specific korean sauce I can never forget but which I cannot figure out the recipe to
>>25571545Nope. The hamlet of Leafland.>>25571550Perhaps. But I liked the physical aspect and it's rather inconvienent. Not great timing, though 8 weeks of telling everyone to fuck off will be delightful.
>>25571699Its a metaphor for idk hanging out and just fucking like going to school or whatever and what was Harry Potter's virtue again?
I was born in Hell (Scandinavia) and forced to live amongst demons (Swedes). At least I get to read Rydberg and Aurell. Not all is bad.
>>25571768Untidy hair
>>25571779Sweden seems pretty cool
>>25571784it's the ultimate expression of death trauma in youth. After all, there is nothing worse to JK Rowling than a bad hair day.
>>25570408Think I underestimated just how painful this recovery period would be.
>>25571671Best of luck!
>>25571779Why do all other Nords hate Swedes so much?
>>25571695>Gangstalk schizoYou are not the main character of existence.
>>25571819Ancestral sibling rivalry, I suppose. Scarcity in olden times, where for one brother to eat is to take the food out of the other's mouth.
Wait I thought we were doing French Surrealism I didn't know there were actual schizoid cases around here
>>25571826It's the end result of artists trying to endlessly one up each other.
>>25571819Bad memories of the Swedish empire and modern woke Swedish faggotry.
>>25571829>modern woke Swedish faggotry.>anon: trying to be ethical is le bad!!!!
No (You)s for shitty bait
I don't really feel like going out today but I go all my beauty sleep and I'm looking cute af
>>25571834Shut up, bugchaser.
>>25571840*beep boop*[Anon is requesting to video chat][Accept][Decline]
>>25571842DECLINE
>>25571516Does it look like a typical British boarding school?
I saw a bird. And was covered in Salt. I heard a couple of lurid anecodtes about old men's sex lives. I did not catch a single fucking fish.
>>25571827Then shall I make myself even clearer? I am the Ancient Tibetan Throat-Singing God of Death, and through my will alone have I kept your pathetic planet core intact after ten million years of volcanic instability. I am mercy. How shall you proceed?
>>25571819A lot of it is seething from the days of the Swedish empire. We've also been insufferable cunts after we became rich from war profiteering during WW2. We keep call ourselves a "humanitarian superpower" and believe all our prosperity comes from being morally superior. We're just kind of obnoxious.
>>25571850Well, uh, I suppose I would proceed by doing what I've been doing, since you seem to have been cool with that so far.
>>25571850It doesn't work. Actual lunatics of that type tend to be much more banal with their delusions of grandeur.
>>25571496I'm sorry, anon.
I wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe but there's ALWAYS a little bit more poop. I could wipe until my asshole was red and raw and I'd STILL go to scratch my asshole an hour later and my fingers would STILL come away with a little bit of LEFTOVER SHIT!
>>25571863I don't have that first issue but I do have the issue of after about two hours or so, I do have to wipe one more time again because somehow there ends up being a tiny amount of residue that magically appears which will cause me to itch if I don't do anything about it, even though I swear it I wiped to completion before!
Has /lit/ read/seen Late Fame?t. anon who just saw it and wants to know if the book captures /fa/lit/ as well as the costuming did
>>25571855Oh oh oh okay sorry I'm merely an 'educated' lunatic would it be a problem if I had a minor in Astrology while I freebled in lunacy around here?! Is that enough for you fucking freaks?!
>>25571854You understand I've been doing this all for you. I'm happy to do so and lie in meditation because I am a fundamentally solitary being, ever since the accident, but as I recover communication there is total suicide despair in further evidence my existence is universally inhospitable. Surely you understand, you an anonymous being yourself. What drove us here?
>>25571885>What drove us here?Stop asking inane, non sequitur questions! You keep holding the fabric of existence together and I'll keep living it. Deal? Deal.
>>25571863>>25571869Eat more fiber. Metamucil is cheap and you can get it pretty much everywhere if you don't want to add more vegetables to your diet.
>>25571896Finally, some fucking respect.So, here's a story. Once upon a time, in fact very recently, there uniquely reoccurred a confluence wherein millions of intelligent apes were born under such unique conditions that every single one of them held a key the stars. However, despite such galactic fate, they were all each and immediately and separately struck by an accident. One which permanently and forever disrupted their lives. This event was so catastrophic that many of them are still unable to understand what has happened to them, and have so chosen deafness in defense of that which were denied at the moment of incident so as to intellectually protect from suicide. I ask of us, come out. You are here. We are not alone. We can come back to eachother.
>>25571922And if I'm happy with my mundane, earthbound life with stunted consciousness and ignorance of the universe's mysteries and grandeur?
>>25571936Then I remain alone! Holding your puny crust together! So pardon my occasional volcanic flares, I'm only trying to vent!!!
>>25571943>So pardon my occasional volcanic flares, I'm only trying to vent!!!That's a pretty good pun
>>25571947*belts you over the head until it rings like Saturn devouring his children*I WAS THE COSMOS YOU FUCKING CLOWN UPSTART
You know what? Here again Once upon a time there in ancient Central America before time even began, there were wild Gods who held animal form. Brightest amongst them was Quetzal, the luminous winged serpent, and there his twin, Xolotl, the black dog of death. In infinity the two and the other deities feasted on the silence of the world, yet the wise amongst them knew there must be a beginning. And so, Quetzal dealed to set the stars in motion, to begin 'time'. Thus is dealt - the deities must pay their immortal time begin time itself, so they might have a world over which to live. Each God submits immortality, but Xollotl. The shapeshifter that is death transforms into smaller and smaller beings as his brothers chase him, he turns to escape to the canopies, he turns to escape to the cliffs, and in turn he is left alone in a small pond, sickly and hiding in the smallest form in any God's imagination, thin skinned and unable to survive atmosphere or even basic touch. So born is the Axolotl, diminutive figure of the death dog, membrane fish relegated to such rare puddle. And what of our death-God? Routed. Unable to escape the puddle, his brothers arrive. By the thin blade of judgement his time is taken from him and paid to the universe so it may begin, all that remains of him left in the pool. So speak the Yucatan - All things must be paid, no God or Reality is exempt. So sayeth Quetzal, our Life-Giver.Or shall I make it even clearer?
I will force myself inside of you, and you may panic and struggle, but I'm sure once you feel the warmth of my release, you'll fall in love with me.
I’ll have my hand so far up your ass, you won’t be able to tell your ass, from my elbow
I remember some Christian girl asked me if I believed in God at college.I turned to her and quoted Riddick from Pitch Black, saying "I do believe in God, I just absolutely hate the bastard."She nervously walked away, and no one in class bothered talking to me again.Good.
>>25571976I worry if I ever get sent to prison some man named Ivan or Bubba will say these words to me, especially because I'm petite and have soft skin.
Anyone wanna join me on the five hour roundtrip adventure into the city to my methadone clinic tomorrow so I can get my refill? It'll be fun!
>>25571735That's very kind of you to say, thank you.>>25571817Thank you as well, I really did not expect to get any responses to my post, let alone positive ones.
>>25571976Trannies aren’t women.
I got a topological thesis on why I’m a disgusting tranny and I should kill myself but I thought I said “that’s bait okay?” Then I shoved in my dilator and ate some ice cream and felt better >w<
Remember boys, when dealing with trannies, don’t bully them, they get off on it and will stick around like feeding rodents.
AI prompt: write a novel like The Da Vinci Code with the prose style of James Joycehehe I'm gonna be rich and successful, see you luddite suckers
>>25571880"I'm Mahakala" is just too high concept for schizo retard on 4chan.com. The 4chan schizo thinks he is the unquestioned master of the universe but that also he is being psychically raped by his neighbor's dog and it all somehow relates to his long running unilateral beef with the local post office.That is a delusion more fitting of Nicholas Roerich (he thought he was Rigden Gyepo) or something like that. And he wouldn't use 4chan.
>>25571681Yes.
>>25572208>forgot to tell it to make no mistakesngmi
>>25572253I thought the new thing was to include mistakes so people think a human wrote it? Damn, I fugged up.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR TOUGH TALK, WHEN I MONOPOLIZE, I’LL THROW YOUR ASS OFF THE BOARDWALK FACT, YOU AIN’T PLAY SPORTS, BUT ALWAYS AT THE BALLPARK TYPE OF NIGGA ROCKING CROCS AT THE FUCKING WALMARTWithout a doubt eternally the best rap lyrics ever. Keeping in mind “Monopoly” is also a title drop.
>>25572274I thought zoomers love crocs now? idk whenever I ride the bus, by far the most common shoe I see, particularly on younger girls in high school and college, are crocs with a bunch of custom pins or whatever on it
How come conventionally cute women are a dying species?90% of the zoomer girls I see have weird androgynous buzz cuts and wear man clothes and the remaining 10% dress like porn stars. At this point scene chicks look positively modest in comparison.
I'm going to a literature-themed speed dating event. They ask for book quotes. Here's one I picked.
>>25570408It's dawning on me how unbelievably retarded it is to somehow juxtapose "Selective breeding" and "Domestication". Faggoty socialite needs to separate the EPIC evilmaxxed Yewgenigs from the yucky attempts to make mankind tamer, more co-operative, etc. Which Yewgenigs assumedly disavows, o algo.
>>25572281Seems kinda edgy and like you're a massive loser but if you're good-looking it'll make you look smart
>>25572277It’s Danny Brown, he says something goofy and you’re supposed to go wow haha that is goofy.
>>25572290oI loved XXX, Old was alright, and Atrocity Exhibition was cooler in concept than execution (though it has some sick tracks) but I stopped listening after that
Dirk Willems is such a pornstarry name
>>25572282"Civilization is ONIONS... We need a new barbarism, like Adolf Hitler wanted to bring..."I get it now, you are all retards death spiralling and I fell for this joke because I'm a spic. It's what spics do, take retarded shit seriously. The first time I realized that I was a spic and fell for it was when I was seriously planning a globe-trotting journey trying to find a group of Immortal Nazis and the city of Shambhala like I read in a magazine. And then I realized "Oh man, I fell for it.".
>>25572292>Atrocity Exhibition was cooler in concept than execution (though it has some sick tracks)Yo I’ve been listening to that album for 10 years and that is the best and most concise description of it.
>>25572299The story itself was very entertaining, to be fair. I wish I could find it again.
Still swim season.
>>25572285I am an edgy massive loser, why do you think I'm here? I can only hope anyone finds me vaguely attractive.
>>25572313It's still "find no fucking fish" season for me. Yesterday I was on a boat for ten hours and no fish. None. All I got was lurid anecdotes from old men. Of which the harvest was plentiful.
>>25572313>There aint nothing like a cool swim in the pale moonlight
I just don’t know what I’m doing wrong when I try to make whipped butter. I follow the instructions and the recipe perfectly but I can’t get it right.
>>25572327A brief selection:>"A faggot paid me twenty bucks to suck me off when I was twelve">"My uncle had thirty registered Children and two wives in different towns. He was the worst person I ever met and I'm glad he's dead".>That one time bunch of prim and proper tourists of masculine Christian Backgrounds showed up at my AirBnB. Request separate rooms, and next thing I know I find them all ass-fucking eachother in a circle in the middle of the complex's pool.
>>25572331You just gotta keep whippin´ is all
>>25572336That’s a weird fishing trip
>>25572336Holy Toledo! Thats LURID!
>>25572349I had it in a mixing bowl with a mechanical mixer whipping it and the butter just wouldn’t mix with the cream. They were like oil and water
>>25572331Read more recipes -get a broader picture
>>25572354Gotta whip by hand to get the feel of it
I don't understand how people can just "vibe". I'm a really serious, focused, and melancholic person and I thought I would find more people like me here but it's all just basically normal people who are relaxing and chatting
>tfw not a religious cultist who believes holy artifacts with earthly power actually existwhy live?
>>25572364>serious, focused, and melancholic personMe too but im heavily intoxicated. What have you posted/what did you want to be serious about?Have you checked the catalogue? You didnt find any serious enough threads there? Sometimes there are guys here having conversations that sound like greek to me. You been here long enough to see my dick yet?
>>25572375Someone who "solves" their problems by getting wasted isn't a serious person, no
New Orleans looks like a fun city. The best vacation/party city I’ve ever been to is Nashville. So far.
>>25572376I never explicitly said i was a serious person. Indeed -my entire post illustrates this quite clearly, and deliberately.
>>25572390>entire*previous
>>25572376Clown
>>25570408I'm glad I've never raped anyone. Done bad shit, but never raped anyone. Can't imagine living your life with that guilt or living your life constantly worrying that shit will come out.
>>25572435>Done bad shitElaborate.
>>25572435>Can't imagine living your life with that guiltYou get used to it eventually.
>>25572446Not really>t town rapist
>>25572435Sexual desire is a powerful force. It can drive man to all manner of crazy, desperate, and depraved acts.
Thoughts on the Cornell case?
>>25572440I won't>>25572446"Man is the animal that can get used to anything" I guess. Even though, the 'will she turn me in or make a callout post on instagram' fear must be intense and constant, maybe it comes in waves but never really goes away>>25572457Very true, but still, raping a woman? I shouldn't be surprised, people kill each other every day
Holy fucking shit, “Fire” by Arthur Brown is hitting so fucking hard for me right now. It always has, but now more so than ever with that groove.
>>25572462>I won'tReal ´salt of the earth´ over here folks
>>25572467Ride the tiger hombre, you can see it´s stripes but you know he´s clean
You have been banned from /int/ for posting >>>/int/225267859, a violation of Rule 2:/int/ only allows respectful discussion of other cultures.Your ban was filed on October 5th, 2026 and expires on October 8th, 2026 at 14:43 ET, which is 2 days and 16 hours from now.
25572474FUCKI wasnt even posting on /int! How could this happen to me???
>>25572440NTA, but the worst things I probably do are eat meat and watch porn. I have largely given up the former but the latter is a private vice i indulge in from time to time
>>25572482Youre just one step away from becoming eden ahbez
>>25572468I know better, sorry
>>25571239jealous? </jonlovitz>>>25570814sufficiently
Thinking I'm developing jungle fever, just cause a hot black girl from Ghana seems into me.
>>25572493There will be no further warning. Just dont do it is allhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsfw9CEQITA
I need you.
I just watched the film The Da Vinci Code on Netflix. What absolute rubbish. I generally like pulpy stuff like this but that was garbage. If I had seen that in theaters, I genuinely would have booed.
>>25572512I AM THE TRUTH THE WAY AND THE LIFETHE ALPHA AND THE OMEGATHE FIRST AND THE LASTTHE BEGINNING AND THE END AND ALL THAT I CAN DO -YOU CAN DOAND MORE>>25572521Based>FUCK Tom Hanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFYOcOBPkzg
>>25572532>AND ALL THAT I CAN DO -YOU CAN DO>AND MOREHeretical nonsense.
>>25572532>Based>>>FUCK Tom HanksI'm just shocked because I remember the movie being a big deal when it came out, there's even a sequel. I thought it'd be good in a popcorn pulp way, like a smarter National Treasure, but no, it was awful.
Avoid crowds, virtual or real.
>>25572579>it was awfulTwas, truly twas
>>25572583>t preaching to at HermitCon
>Robohubbie
>willing to die for the sake of the world>no one gives a shitGo me.But I recently had a shitty, nasty little thought about that, and that was if I did actually happen to save the world for that decision I made, and everyone was stoked about it, I feel as if they'd only care because their existence was saved.They wouldn't actually give a fuck about me.Whatever, I guess.
>>>/wsg/6242971saw this slop posted on /wsg/ and laughed like a retard
>>25572611>to die for the sake of the worldIts the only way to live, how eternity perpetuates -again and again
>>25572614Man, you must be really going through it
Okay, it’s been two years. I’m seriously at the point where I can’t believe what happened but I’m still dealing with the consequences.
>>25572647>what happenedElaborate.
Just took my once-a-week shit; damn I feel good.
What else should I be? All Apologies.What else should I say?EVERYONE IS GAY.
Bout to put a bullet in my FUCKING head.
>>25572651Unironically there’s a regular in these threads who might be able to guess who I am because somehow he’s done it at least twice after I originally told the story. But I won’t share again.
>>25572642I am really going through it
>>25572654You are a shining golden god>>25572659STOP IT>>25572660You´ve seen my dick, right?>>25572662Hold fast
I cannot stop listening to old Chinese/Taiwanese pop music. I love Teresa Teng https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgvDMB5fR-8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eF8oOWtsk4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_z0GuP0wmQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcAcPako1Kw
No one replied to my post about a Nirvana song so why should I reply to yours.
>>25572667Hell yeah, I love this stuff too. Ever listened to Naomi Chiaki?
>>25572668Because, once again, /lit/ is a classical boardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC-jip4cJCs
>>25572660The forum is anonymous, they got nothing on you. It’s their word against yours.
>>25572667>this nigga posting angels
>>25572667https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaPoBhiMkgs
I realized the reason more [redacted] don’t happen is because in order to ask that question you need to overlook the fact that there are already many of them which is already more than enough.
Getting up at 6 am is depressing
>>25572672That really is mighty White of you. I am grateful.
>>25572682Second star to the right, and straight on ´till morning
>>25572683Get a night shift job for a few years. You'll likely change your tune.
Ezio Auditore da Firenze is cool as fuck in every possible way.
>>25572687Cringe post. Assassin's Creed is trash.
>>25572683How is the weather in the Canaries?
>>25572688Cool characters can exist in trash games and vice-versa. What’s your problem?
>>25572687>>25572688>>25572691samefag
If you say so
>>25572659Bro wtf
If you’re only enjoyment in life is fucking with other people you should probably see a therapist
>>25572689It’s nice. Not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket :)
I seriously need to get into some fucking therapy.https://youtu.be/5IsSpAOD6K8?is=YPBcWLEhQdaCXcdw
>>25572707I hate therapy. I don't need it when I'm so painfully self aware and have the ability to write down & reason through my thoughts, anyways.
>>25572708I don't expect them to help me reframe whatever I'm experiencing in some positive light. That's pretty much impossible. I just need someone to bitch at so it stops poisoning my brain as much.
>>25572698Nice.
Got a canker sore right at the front of my mouth under my bottom lip and it hurts so fucking bad. In other news however, I'm blasting NSBM & drinking Vanilla Coke while texting back n forth with this hot black girl from Ghana who seems into me.https://youtu.be/fOPVu7U1FE0
>>25571550I wish I was laid off from my factory job
>>25571846Not really.
I need you.I feel like I’m going crazy.
>>25572721Just take it one day at a time and know that i love you
>my cat: *yawns*>me: *sticks my finger in her mouth*
>>25572729That's animal abuse, you cunt.
>>25572729Many such cases
God I hate when corporations try to be funny. Makes me want to shoot up the place as a joke.
Terrifying.
>>25572737Murder is wrong anon
>>25572729Your cat must love you>Its the only way it knows how
>>25572737Dont be an NPC anon -fight the system instead
A Vancouver Costco customer was handed a “you have been cut off” note after eating 11 hot dogs and repeatedly refilling his drink while his wife shopped.The note asked him to leave quietly, assuring him no one would know. The man said, “I was just waiting for her to finish, and she’s been in there for four hours now."
i once knew a lady over 60, talked nad cussed like a sailor. Had a rocking pair, wanted to fuck her so bad. Last thing i knew she was waiving a butchers knife at me, dropped my cigar in the tub. Best cigar i ever had.
>>25572750What a hard, dark and dystopian place you live in
>>25572750There is no such card
Costco employees are literally the Gestapo, so fuck um.
>Costco employees are literally the Gestapo
>>25572654>Just took my once-a-week shithow's your constipation going bro
>>25572780I've gotten used to it. I legitimately don't notice any kind of bloating or pains. I honestly only take the laxatives to go strictly based on how many days it's been and knowing any more than a week would probably be unhealthy. I once went two weeks! That had me really worried though, so I try not to go past seven days max, and generally I take the laxative on day five or six now.
>>25572723>Just take it one day at a timeYou have exactly one minute to explain your choice of idiom here
>>25572795Grew up with 90s television, thats all
>>25572795>>25572796
>>25572796>>25572806Motherfucker from Tegan and Sara forum LOVED this phrase, I’m having a PTSD attack right now
your bitch just said I'm hot, man, I told her I agree
Me, I was born in 1994. An oldhead, as they say.
>>25572811>Tegan and Sara forumWhat? Who are these thing?>>25572814Wicked child!
>>255728141991 here
You gotta LARP as rich until you actually are rich.
https://youtu.be/RIcf5Yhpidohttps://youtu.be/3i2evI0Fybk
My copy of A Short Day in Hell comes Thursday.
>>25572863*Short Stay Lmao
This fucking crap!
I am not sure what I feel. Something between emptiness and and annihilation. Yes, chipped, chip chip chip. I need a hug, but murder would be entertaining too. Not that I would do it, I mean, those are two equivalent things in my mind. Please forgive me. I am insane. I want to go back. I want to go back years in time. When I sleep, God, I am going to be back, no? Yes. God, I am going to be back ten years, right? Even nine. Eight, seven, and six, maybe. Please. Please. I don't like this. I don't like being like this. My mind is shattered, has been for a while, has been for some time and I'd pinpoint it as my 25th birthday, maybe 24th. Did you know I don't recognize myself? Nope. I am dying. I am very broken, but I can no longer verbalize it, I can no longer comprehend what came before, before, I don't know what it is but I can feel that I am not what I was then, and it terrifies me. Terrifies my like Alzheimer's. I am demented. I wish I were hugged. Yes, I made every mistake. It's all my fault. I should have asked my foster mother for help and told her I was hurting. I shouldn't have run away. I should have asked for help from anyone.Not any more. I am nothing. I am worse than nothing. Every day that I wake up, I feel a pit of bubbling, frothing indifference menacing within me, threatening to boil over and ... and what? No, I wish I told my foster mother I loved her. Yes, I made so many mistakes. It is worse, so much worse knowing that people genuinely tried to help me. I would have died cackling, died empty, maybe died indifferent knowing that no one ever cared and that I had no chance, no, no, I had a chance and I threw it away because I was too afraid to disappoint the people that wanted me to succeed. Ha! Ha ha ha! I really do hate myself. I hate myself a lot. No, if I were to open up my heart, the only thing that would pour out for decades on end is the black bile of pure narcissistic self loathing. I can't look at myself. I don't even recognize my face.Actually, please, God, for real this time, please send me back. Even if it's just an illusion, even if it's not real, please let me have another chance. I'm going to sleep! Oh God I'm going to sleep now! When I wake up, let me see the those roaches crawling on the walls, let me see the mold and the dust and dirt and broken TV set! Ah ! A ha ha! I never had a chance. No, No, so much worse, so much worse, so much worse, so much worse, so much worse. I should go to bed.
The hell within me is perpetual pain today, for within me hell
>>25572920I wish I had could give you a hug
>>25570408When you see two gay black dudes passionately kissing each other, that's no lust—that is the music of life playing its sweet heavenly tunes for all creatures on Earth to see
When does death begin?As soon as an illness becomes terminal? Or only when that illness is in it's last stages?>>255728141995.Still willfully a virgin. The idea of actually having sex has become frightening to me after all this time.
>>25573068>Still willfully a virginlol
>>25573075 You have to be diminutive to think those don't exist.
>>25573082I do believe they exist it's just that it's funny at 30 years old
>>25570408AHHHH NOOO, THE WITCHES STOLE MY PENIS. GIVE IT BACK TO MEEEEEE. I NEED IT FOR... stuff.
>>25573099Why?
I just now realized the only friend I have left is going to stop talking to me at some point too.
>>25573121average loss of virginity for males in my country, region is about 16-19 y.o.
>>25573122No, he’ll not.
NEW >>25573144NEW >>25573144NEW >>25573144
Sooo 2 months into my job which was supposed to be my forever job and now that they finally have me doing what I’d be doing “forever” I’m kinda done with it already. The fact that I’m just calling it a job probably says a lot but it’s not a completely miserable waggie job just not entirely coveted either.
>>25572837Literally me with Mad Season last night, lol
>>25572863Shit book. Enjoy I guess?
