>I've come to make an announcement: Char Aznable's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he rocket jumped on my fucking daughter. That's right, he took our zeon-fuckin' explosive rocket launcher out and launched into the face of my fucking daughter, and he said "fuck you space bigots and praise spacesrael," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Char Aznable, you are goyslop eating gay pedophile faggot and also you've got a small mobile suit. It's the size of one World Trade Center but WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.>*Shows the Big Zam* >That's right, baby. Very Big, Big Lazer, true Zeon design— look at that, it looks like a gas mask/insect/shell thing on two legs. He fucked my daughter and joined these gay socialist space moloch worshipper s, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth Federation. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth Federation, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE WHITE BASE! How do you like that, Sulleta obsessed r/Gundam trannies?! I PISSED ON THE WHITE BASE, YOU IDIOT!>You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth Federation, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
Father, how are you speaking? The Solar Ray should've silenced you.
>>23040399Oi Gihren, I fried face of your sister
>>23040384>Char, it's me... the devil!
>>23040411Excellent. Less territory I have to negotiate about after the Federation is finished.
>>23040417W̶̶̸̶̛͇̹͇̼̣̟͋ͪͫͣ͑ͯͤ͆͐ͩ̀̌͢͡H̸̷̵̸̴͇̪͔͎̬͇̯̪̹͕̯̥̱̤̳͉͑̔ͪͮ͛̏̍͢͝͡Ơ͖̱͎͖̣̝͖̘ͧ̌͂ͣ̓̄̍͛̾̚͘͘͡ ̵̸̨̛͎̗̠̩̺̹̪̩̞̳͇̊͋̄̉̿ͬ̿ͣ̈ͦ̚̕͜͜͝͡͞S̴̷̸̨̧̢̛̛̻͈̘͍̬̤͔̪̖̼̉͊̐̽̀́̕͠͡Ä̵̷̷̧̧̫͉̘̻̰͍̗̮͈͖͈͓́̇̇͌ͬ̈̀̀̀̚̕͜͞͡Į̧̳̺̯̺̱̖̭̹͈͔͓͍͖̼̤͈̓̈́̍̆̑ͧͫͪ͌̽̃̈ͦͦ̚̕͟͝Ḓ̸̵̴̸̶̴̢̨̢̢̢̧̛ͦͧͧ̉ͧ͌ͤ̾̍ͤ̀̄̃̽͌̐̍̚̕̕͠͠ ̵̷̷̷̢̛͎̺̰̫̩̥̻̰̟̩̮̳̗͕̱̠̼͉̂͑͗͒̽̊̃̃̿͗͛͂͛͒͒̌̀͘͜͢͟͢͡M̸̸̡̧̧̪̞͖̖ͤ̌̑ͣͨ̑ͤ̋̇̀̀̕̕͘͜͡͝͡Y͓͍͍̻̞̙̠͈͕̙͈̞̰̤̳͎̠͖̚͝ ̨̰͎͔̦͓͍̻̫͉͔̹̮̺̣̗̻͊̈́ͩ̆ͤͩ͘̕͢N̷̨̡̢̘̤͎͍͇͎̫͙̬̪̳̓͊͑̐͐͌ͯ̽́ͭ̓̑̑̾ͭ͒͠͞͞Ą̶̸̸̵̡̹͓̜͚̺̻̭̺̗̳̤̇̀̐̓ͦ̄̉̓̈̋́͢͜͝͞͝M̸̸̸̴̢̛̪̥̦͓̘̞͕̺͔̮̽̏ͦ̏̂ͫ͑ͫ̃́͜ͅE̷̖̦̯̗͔̠̝̤̦ͮ͐̎
>>23040431W̶̶̡̨̨̨͙̠̤̖̦̯̰̳̠̫̺̮̝̺̥̙̖̟̝͚̟̟̯̭̱̝̙̼̩̫̮̿̊̍͂͂͗͐ͧ̉͗́̚̕͢͠͞H̵̨̢̨̢͙͈̹̰͕̗͙̻͚̯̰͈̭͇̪̬̫̜̮ͭ̇̄͒̄ͩ̈̑ͪ̈͒̌ͭͨ̿̏͐̈͛͛ͦͨͯ̄̆ͨ̀̚̚͜͢͜͡͠ͅƠ̵̵̶̵̶̵̷̢̨̨̢̹̬̝̺̮͕̻̩̘̥̝͕̻̂̉͆̔͋́͆́̀̕͘̕͜͟͢͢͟͠͞͡͝͡ͅ ̷̯̖̦͇̜̤͕̙̝̳̙͙̺̱̣̜̙͓̝̰͍͓̯͙̻̌͋̆͂͐̔ͫ̏͂̒̆̏͂̆͛̓̋̄̒̄̽̈́̆̄ͯ͌ͯͩ̋̿̀̚̚͟C̸̷̴̵̴̷̸̸̷̴̨̨̡̡̛̛̛̮̩̠̠̳̘͕̘̭̼̮͕͎͖̼̣̜̭̱͖̙̥̖͍̯ͫ͑͑̏ͬ͌͊͋͒ͤ́ͧ̎̾́́̀̀͘͘͜͜͢͢͟͢͞͠͞͞͞͡͠ͅÄ̸̴̵̷̢̛̛̙͉̜̙͔̭̱̩̜̟̖͔̱̼͔̥͚̩͚̜͇̮̜̣̮͚̙͎̎͋͌̈́͋̑̑̀̒̋̈́̍ͮ̽͐ͮ͌ͩ̓̏̂͐̀́̂ͮͣ́ͧ̂͗̊͒͆̋ͬͣ̿͊̔̄ͦ̿̇̔̓́͘̕̕͢͢͟͞͞L̵̵̸̵̢̢̡̡̛̫̼͙͕̭̖̥̮͎̪̖̦͈͚̦̠̭̩͙̱̮͔̻̪̺̣̹̤̪͓̩̱̥̦̓̾ͪ̈̆̏̇̿ͪͤ̾̓͐͋̀̀͢͢͟͟͝͝͠ͅͅĻ̷̷̶̵̴̵̵̸̸̶̵̷̡̨̡̨̧̛̪̬̪͉͎̙̯̰̟͚̱̬͋̀̑̌̏ͦ̋̇ͯ͊́́́̀́̀͘̕͜͜͜͜͡͠͞͞Ȩ̶͕̖̙̥̥͙̠͓͇̗̭̱̟̱̫̙͚͔̝̠̩̬͍͔̜̪̯̖̙̥̠̪̙̻̍ͤ́̑̈̾̏̋̿͑ͭ̓ͮ̍̆́̑̔͐̽̍͋ͮ̓̒̃͋̾ͫ̐͛̿̚͘͢͠ͅͅḐ̸̸̶̸̶̢̧̧̛͍͔͙͎̳̜̦̮͍͙̼̺̳̺͚̪͚̥̹̺̼̟͖̣͔̪͎̗̞̝͇̝̘͎̤͇͉̪͂ͪ̑͒̄̐ͩ̓̈̆̋̀̿̒͛̽͐̈́̍͋̃̄͒ͭ͋̽ͫ̆͌͛̉͗͐̂̎ͬ͐̈͐͋̄̍ͦ̈̕͟͜͢͢͞͠͝͝͠͠ ̴̴̢̨̡̛̩͙̤̗̣̭̗͕̬͉͙̣̬̺̎ͨ̈ͤͮͤ̽̈́ͯ̓́̌̿̌̓ͣ͗ͣ̇̎̔͛ͫͬ̔̓̂̃̐͂̉͐͌̋̊ͧ̍ͩ͊̌͊̄̀́̀̕͘͜͟͞͠͡͡͠͠͡Ư̴̵̶̵̷̶̶̴̡̢̧̨̨̢̢̡̢̢̛̛̥̟͎̳ͭͦ̉͗ͯ̆̋ͨͬͣ͌̊͗̉̃͆͛̾̀́́́̕͘͘̕͘͘͜͜͢͜͟͟͢͟͢͢͠͞͞͠Ś̶̷̵̵̷̴̷̴̷̵̵̵̢̨̨̧̧̧̧̨̢̛̛̛̛̫̯̙̣̹̙͉̩̤̞͖̟̬̤̗̠͚̹̟͎͚̩͔͙̤̞̭̪̞̠̬̺̼̖̘̞̪̺̯͍̈̆͋̐͑ͨ͋̐͆͋ͬ̂ͪ͂͋ͭ́̇ͭͯͯ̑̔̑̉̊̉̉̆̉͒̿̈̓̉̈́͌́́̀̚̕͘͘͟͟͞͠͝͠͡͡͞͡͡͡
>>23040431>I don't know. I feel like that's kind of... eh self-explanatory. You know, from the Federation. You ever been to the battlefield? You ever read the reports? I'm from tha- I'm that one. I'm that Devil. So here, I want you to sin because that's my whole prerogative. I feel like it's a pretty simple premise.
Go on Amuro, don't you support Newtypes!?
YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN BITCH, CHAR. ALWAYS.
This newtype come in my space 24/7, with a RX-78, getting hit thousands of times a jetstreamAnd still comes in here and sucks my dick and obsesses over meYou are a worthless, bitch ass, niggaYour life, literally, is as valuable as a summer antI'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming backI'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming backWhy? Cause you keep smelling the syrupYou worthless, bitch ass, niggaYou're gonna stay on my dick until you dieYou serve no purpose in lifeYour purpose in life is to be in my jetstream, sucking on my dick dailyYour purpose in life is to be in that MS, blowing a dick dailyYour life is nothingYou serve zero purposeYou should kill yourself... now!And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe in this blue trapped bubble