In this edition, op misunderstands the alure of neetpone. Kys

>>40915968
The allure of NEETpone is the NEETs themselves.

>>40915968
what is the allure of neetpone?

>>40915968
Enlighten us then, cretin.

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DAMN SHE BAD

It's the same thing with traps. What you have drawn are females and called them male. It doesn't change the fact that you draw feminine body shapes, and it doesn't change the fact that you're gay.

>>40916124
Kay?
That's not being denied, NEETs can be fat-arsed mares or qt stallions, we appreciate them regardless.
(But stinkfags are an issue)

>>40915942
If the maintainer of the OP is around could he add this to the stories doc?
https://ponepaste.org/9771

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>>40916131
I said I was sorry...

>>40916331
>tried suicide but stopped by an entity
>ritual related to the end of the world
Z?

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>>40916338
No you're not. Not yet.
But you will be.

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>>40916345
O-okay...

>>40915942
Cute tranny oc

>>40916559
No U.
Traps aren't trannies, begone.

>>40915942
>>40915968
"What are you two faggots doing?"
>Synth looked up at Anon, who was standing over him and Acorn with a very displeased expression.
>"Huh? Same as every Sunday night. Boy's night in."
>Anon nodded, but his stern demeanor remained.
"I don't give a fuck what you two sissy faggots do behind closed doors, but look at the goddamn wall."
>Acorn and Synth ceased their fagout session and looked at the wall, which had seemingly become translucent.
>Behind it, many visages of green men in suits looking on were displayed, all equally displeased.
"You fucking tards are the thread OP. Listen, I don't know if your toxoplasmosis-addled brains can process this, but this is bad. Neetpone is already three hooves in the grave, for Celestia's sake the last thread took 49 days to hit 11."
>"But Floorb and the others, they're safe right? Neetpony has died before."
>Anon shook his head.
"You just don't get it, do you? Every time a neetpony thread dies without being remade, the ponies posted in it get a little more starved for attention. Sometimes, that leads to them figuring out that their bodies have worth. They clean up and fuck one normie stallion, and they're in grave danger of becoming a normalfag whore."
>"Learning to accept yourself for who you are isn't-"
>Anon slaps Acorn across the muzzle.
"But then who is left for the Anons to wed as their neetwives?! Who will take Cipher's virginity?!"
>A voice calls out from beyond the screen, one of the Anon's watching.
>"Put your hoof down Synthwave!"
>The original Anon sighs and rummages around in his pockets.
"I can't stop this thread from being terminal gay, but I can reverse the polarity."
>"And what do you mean by that?"
"Come on, both of you are practically mares already. Tiny dicks, long manes, rounded muzzles."
>Anon pulls out two comically large estrogen bottles with pink and blue "keffals" branding stamped all over them.
"Anyone who asks how I got these is a lord of megafail, but every straight man loves lesbians. You two know what must be done."
In case it wasn't obvious this green isn't my actual opinion kek

>>40916589
toplel.
also what's "keffals?" A hormone seller? Not that, uh...I'd, need to know that or anything.

>>40916832
Deviant homosexual that grooms and sells hormones to confused children.

>>40916836
Oh. I looked up the name and got
>literal communist party candidate
It never ends. Nobody can just feel a little more comfortable presenting differently, it always has to come with this much political baggage. Always.
>CAPTCHA: TTV 88
if only twitch went full 88. That would be a sight to see. Not really good or bad, just entertaining.

>>40916836
Like you, you mean?

>>40916114
I wanna smell that.

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>>40916841
Sir, I do not appreciate your tomfoolery and japes.

>>40917044
>untie the neet, cradle her in your arms
>"Poor floorb. Slipped past your shoulders when you got it on? If it helps, you spared yourself from several minutes of debilitating pain. The drop from a chair isn't enough to break the neck like the drop from a gallows is."
>she very clearly didn't expect such a graphic explanation, staring up at you fearfully
>"I've...done my own research. Let's just watch Berserk today, alright?"
>"I...I'd like that. Thank you, Anon..."

>>40916848
lmao
burn in hell

>>40916114
aer0 is a blessing on this fandom

>>40915942
giwtwm

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>>40916589
>"But then who is left for the Anons to wed as their neetwives?! Who will take Cipher's virginity?!"
>A voice calls out from beyond the screen, one of the Anon's watching.
>"Put your hoof down Synthwave!"
Top fucking lel. Also, I feel like Synth is all talk and teasing, but wusses out when it comes to doing the deed, albeit for the usual NEET-associated confidence and insecurity issues.

>Anon pulls out two comically large estrogen bottles with pink and blue "keffals" branding stamped all over them.
And this is where I lost my sides your honor.

>>40917057
>Berserk
Now I'm once again reminded how much I'd love to see Synthwave cosplaying as Griffith.

>>40917838
I would let Synthwave quote the dream speech at me in bed like it's a bedtime story while we spoon

>>40917838
You're not wrong about that.

>>40916114
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2024/3/19/3324946.jpg

New one.

>>40919012
>Aer0 actually drawing vaginal sexo
Damn, what timeline are we in?

>>40919016
a nice one

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tomorrow I stop being a useless failgirl neet and start my bookkeeping job. hooves crossed that the online courses I took will be enough to not immediately fail and fall back into useless NEETdom. wish me luck, anons?

>>40916354
Love the idea of an animal petting another animal. People is animal too. She should pet me.

>>40919060
>Anon pretends to be a simple animal for work-free food and shelter
>also, bananas here are tasty as fuck
>whoever gets suspicious and tries to prove his sapience becomes the target of his pranks
>he can even pull the Ragtime Gal gag on the poor sod and have them carted off to a bedlam
>on Friday nights, after the staff goes home, platypus throws a poker game, with food pellets for chips
>various monkeys can trade said pellets for the snacks they swapped from the ponies
>god only knows what they do with those things, probably throw them at someone
>only downside is the big and very affectionate gorilla that's gotten a bit lonely and is desperate to find a mate

>>40915942
>So what do you two losers do all day?

>>40919373
"...s-stuff?"
>"I'm stuff."
>"SHUT-"

Personally, I think Synth and Nutty would take turns.

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>>40919516
>pure cinnamon roll that also happens to be a massive homo
>sarcastic bisexual that jerks it to traps and likes to trap stallions himself
>both are starved for attention and affection
>both find comfort, peace, and solace in each other
>both are horndogs that can't keep their hooves to themselves
Imagine trying to help both become productive members of society, while dodging their attempts to drag you into a threesome, keeping the fact that the nut hoers is a massive homo hidden from his parents, and curbing Synth's "lil' shid" moments.

>inb4 the parents know
>they just wish he'd find someone to keep his faggotry confined to the bedroom
>thank horse god earth pony families have spare siblings to expect grandfoals from

>>40919052
Good luck needfrend tranny, hope it goes well

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>>40919694
I think the anon is larping as a glimmernigger.
Still a deviantly homosex thing to do, moreso than liking traps.

oh i didnt realize neet pones were a fag thing now.

>>40919731
yeah i kinda stopped coming to the thread when it was just gay gay gay shit. like once in a while is fine, but it just got to be annoying

>>40919731
Anon, I think you underestimate the desperation of some NEETs.
As with most things, it comes and goes. Just wait a bit and it'll be back to usual.

>>40919731
>>40919757
>Complains but does nothing to change it
You could always post some NEET mares you like, yannow.

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>>40916340
I never thought about that when I originally started writing about her. Well, she doesn't have any desire to kill others and goes outside less so hopefully she's distinct enough. I love jthm that being said, and I can't deny that it's had some influence on the way I write stories.

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https://youtu.be/UtfsS1A8sj0

Any story where the NEET was finally pushed to the edge and resorted to mass shouting to deal with their stresses and frustrations?

>>40921776
my diary desu

>>40921776
There was a wallflower one but it was AiEQG, and I don't think anyone actually got shot

>>40921776
>Mass shouting
Local NEET has a complete meltdown after getting stuck out in public on one of her rare trips to a gameshop at a nearby mall and starts screaming at the top of her lungs in the middle of a huge crowd of ponies, resulting in her needing to be dragged away and given a talking to by a very tired guardsmare, which simply makes things worse since that's 'confrontation' and now she's bawling her eyes out and on the verge of another panic attack since she thinks she's going to jail.
Once it's all over, she then proceeds to coop herself up in her apartment again, but now even more walled off than before after such a traumatic experience.
Something something guardsmare gets assigned as her 'royally appointed buddy' and now has to help this poor mare become a functioning member of society while also slowly becoming her first friend.

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>>40921935
>Something something guardsmare gets assigned as her 'royally appointed buddy'
Probably has something to do with all the complaints filed against her after she made a very upset and distressed pony cry like a little foal.
>Such an incident would no doubt mess up the perfect service record of the local captain nearing retirement
>To keep this from going up the chain and then have that chain smack him on the nose, he pulls a fast one on the Internal Affairs
>Pulls the mare off duty, pending investigation, then orders the guard to go and apologize her teats off
>In the mean time, he gets in touch with a contact in social services, if anypony has a handle on that loon, it'd be them
>And what do you know, the old goat's hunch was right!
>The weirdo was a basket case that they keep an eye on
>Unfortunately, due to the staff shortage, they had couldn't spare a pony to go and chat up the crazy
>An idea formed beneath that golden helm
>A way to both punish guard that nearly cost him his pension, and make the incident go away if he can present a loon rehabilitated by his finest guard
>…maybe even make some friends in the social services that owe him a favor for helping with their staffing issues
>One cannot have too many useful connections after all…

>>40919906
Fair, just an idea I had before reading the actual green. Honestly loved JTHM. Grim, crude, mean, but had a certain pitch black comedy I love. And the idea of the afterlife sequence is the kind of shit I wish happened in Helluva/Hazbin. Instead we got a bunch of gay shit and meaningless "shouting = funny" moments.
Come to think of it, Nny had his loud moments too, but they were more excusable I think.

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>>40919052
Good luck anon, you can do it

bump

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I have a might need...
A need for NEETmares.

>>40923778
>a might need
I might be tired.

>>40919731
Every thread is, be glad it isn't blacked cuckshit instead.

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>>40919012
I really hope he colors these. He prolly won't tho ):

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So why is she considered a NEET? She's socially awkward obviously but considering her special talent she's probably outdoors most of the time

>>40923933
She was a family friendly school shooter plot.

Bampu.

>>40916589
FUNNY(ROO)

>>40923933
You don't need to go outside if you have a greenhouse though.

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>>40919727
No larp, just a fellow NEET wanting to tell folks that it's not as hopeless as it sometimes feels, and that you really can escape.

>>40923933
There's a difference between a NEET and a hikki. Not every NEET is terrified of the outside, just the social interaction that might come with it. Plants aren't nearly scary as people, after all.

>>40923933
Oh hi, kelly green arrived.

Stop dying.

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>>40925911
How do I stop?

>>40925911
To stop dying you must begin to live
Sun Tzu said that

>>40925058
Now Miss Eri is a neet?

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>>40925058
True but "NEET" implies you don't have a job, she could easily get one with her skills

>>40926756
It's neetpone/misfit general, please stop this if you were the same person last thread this shit had to be told to. If not, then know that it's not only a neetpony thread these days.

>>40926832
What?
It was just a question, you absolute nigger

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>>40926762
Whether or not you could is irrelevant. A lot of NEETs have skills, they just have no self worth, are afraid of unspoken judgement, among other things

Where is my trap NEET? I need him

Le Bump

>>40919625
>tfw no feminine faggot pone wants me in his butt

>>40919768
99% of this board is consumers

>>40923778
She's trying to sneak in a crotch sniff. Can you even believe this shameless mare?

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wip

>>40915942
In the story list: https://ponepaste.org/5398
Change Floor Chasing Love (NEET) to
https://ponepaste.org/456 . And its finished.

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>>40916589

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Typo. Sorry I’m kind of sleep deprived.

>>40928361
But why would anon do that?
Your pone can be as magically effeminate as you like without the nonsense.

>>40928361
>not going more
Coward!

>>40927866
>Getting her head pet
>Drooling
>Tail aside
She might be tired but she sure is having a good time!

NEET bampu.

>>40927182
I've been dead. The story is slightly mired right now.

Stop dying, you.

>>40926863
The answer to the question is "she isn't", and don't call me a nigger. That's not very nice.

>>40928094
Very cute, poob.

>>40919052
Yo how'd the bookkeeping job go?

>>40931070
First week was fantastic! I was a nervous mess at first, but you can only be scared of kind old grandmas for so long before you feel stupid about it. It's for a non-profit old folks' community center, and all the other employees and volunteers there are really kind, and care a lot about the seniors. The old lady I'm succeeding is really sweet and patient, and she's been really good about offering advice and showing me the ropes of their preexisting system. She's like the grandmother I never had. It's a fantastic place, and I'm going to really like working here, I think.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

Bumpa rump

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"You ever think about, you know, getting a duck? Considering how much you gush about em' and all..."
>"H-Heaven's no! I- I don't wanna be the reason some poor ducky gets sick or- or hurt or even worse! I'm... more of an observer."
>You hear her rummage around in a paper bag a bit and then the distinct sound of seeds scattering on grass.
>"...Who occasionally feeds them."
>You turn to look over at your soft-spoken companion.
>She's sat on the grass nearby, hunched over in some vague attempt at seeming smaller to the little ducklings quacking and feasting a few feet away.
>She's staring at them with a fond little smile, not unlike their own protective mother.
>Speaking of which...
>Your gaze trails down the unkempt little mare's side and you find a dozing white call duck resting her head against Brook's blank flank.
>Apparently, feeding the park ducks on a near daily basis gains you some waterfowl friendship.
"You can't have Mrs. Rye, a known tail-grabbing grump, nuzzling your butt while you feed her babies and *not* think you're at least a little bit qualified!"
>She doesn't respond right away, but the way her ears redden tells you that you're pushing the right buttons.
>Brook gently sets aside her birdfeed and turns to face you, her mane pouring over her shoulders as she does.
>"But I... I don't have my cutiemark..."
>Her eyes fall upon the hen resting at her side.
"Well, what's that got to do with anything?"
>"If- If I don't have it, nopony will believe me when I tell them what I'm 'supposedly' good at! Th- they'll laugh at me... Just like m-my..."
>Her ears pinned back, she takes a deep breath.
>Whatever she was thinking must have been a bit much.
>She wiggles her hindhooves a little, careful not to wake Mrs. Rye.
>"D-do you... think I'll ever get my cutiemark? Be honest..."
>You lean back into the bench and let out a sigh.
"I think... It's a lot closer than you think."
>Her mopey blue eyes fixate on you as you give her a reassuring smile.
"I know you're afraid of messing up. Of being a... disappointment."
>You gesture a hand at the little flock before her.
"But this right here? That's not something a mare who doesn't know what she's doing can do."
>Her face is getting redder by the second.
"You're holding yourself back. I can see it."
>You lean towards her.
"It's okay to dream. Or to fail. Even if things don't work out, at least you tried, right?"
>"R-right..."
>The sound of rambunctious ducklings fill the silence between you.
"So... Whaddya think?"
>"I... don't know if an apartment is a good fit for a duck."
"...Ah."
>You rub the back of your neck a little.
"Didn't think about that..."
>Brook stifles a laugh.
>"It's okay! I... I kind of needed the speech regardless."
>She flashes a smile. "T-thanks for that, Anon."
"Anytime, Babs! ...Maybe we can uh... get you a decoy instead?"
>"Can I get a duck call too?"
"Can't you quack already?"
>"Qua- N-no! No I can't!"
"Pfft, yeah... Whatever you say, duck mare."
>"A-Anon!"

>>40923933 she vanishes innawoods to her secret cabin so her overactive autistic mind can enjoy the peace and quiet she needs.

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Drew this earlier on stream today

>>40932691
Very cute, love the hair detail.

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>>40932691
Good stuff. I feel a mighty urge to pet the nervous pone and give her a supporting hug.
Where many others drew Floor as a complete slob, yours simply looks messy.
It's a very refreshing break from the usual way people portray her.

>captcha: GJWPSY
Who let Derpy into the server room again?

>>40932164
Ah you remember the blind date green

>>40932877
It was a very cute green

Liv

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sad neet hours

>>40935105
>Sad Mare quacks and random duck facts

>>40932164
Adorable story

>>40932164
Nice

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this thread was so close to being gone.

Stahp.

>>40916114

This is too much ass on the waifu, and I say this as a man who likes a nice thick ass.

>>40937271
Well Aer0 is a black guy, he always draws fat arses and is obsessed with anal.

>>40915942
I would destroy their anuses

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Yeah, that would explain it.

THIS is proper maximum Moonie thickness.

>>40937315
Hey now, I know a mellowhen draw when I see it.
b-based fatpone enjoyer?

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>>40937091
Despite there being no 'canonical' Floorb voice (that's not just one-to-one tomoko), I can vividly imagine the specific tone this pic invokes. Raspy due to infrequent use, with a subtle voice crack that rears it's head whenever she's tired. A lackadaisical, almost monotonous way of speaking whenever she's trying to explain something she's interested in, be it anime or otherwise. Lots of little micro-stutters but never enough to make her hitch on her words for long.
God I love her so much bros...
What do you think other NEETmares sound like?
Some (like Goldie Mops and her lisp) are a bit obvious, but I'm curious what somepony like Cuppa would sound like. A lot of NEETs I can see having a pretty strong 'nerd girl' feel, nasally voice included, but I feel like there's probably a bit more variation than that when you get down to it.
All comes down to interpretation I suppose.

>>40937471
>raspy due to infrequent use
I imagine her shouting at her TV when an anime jumps the shark or she gets into a textual argument online. In either case, 100% raspy would apply. I like the idea of little micro-stutters, maybe raising her voice to the point of cracking and then lowering in panic is her major impediment, since she rarely has a reason to moderate her volume in her room, but in public or with a friend around it becomes a stressful thing sticking to her mind.
I love floorb too. I have a waifu already, but I love floorb as a close friend who at times I enjoy teasing in a half-lewd, half-shitposty way just to rile her up.

>>40937471
Alternatively, NEET's voice can be normal-ish, getting enough practice arguing with a TV/PC, just barely-audible, due to said NEET being overly self-conscious.
N-no, I didn't just describe myself, and you've no way of proving it.

>I'm curious what somepony like Cuppa would sound like
She a snakepone, lamia, whatever you call it. She'll be hissing her "s", maybe have some trouble speaking depending on the size of her fangs and if she has any.

>>40937091
That's a really nice Floorb.

Liv.

Stahp.

Neetboopin

>>40937471
In a M.Nightsmalamadingdong-tier twist Synthwave sounds like Micheal Ironside.

>>40940938
Who.

Stahp dyin.

Neetsave

>>40941863
Yes

is there a floorb version of numget?

>>40937315
She looks pregnant here.
I wonder if she'd make a good mom.
...Would any NEET make a good mom?

>>40942949
I mean, I would happily make a mom out of half of them. The companionship and affection of raising a kid might make them really happy, and worst case scenario I would still get to give floorb a womb massage, followed by months of pampering and bellyrubs. So win-win, right?

>>40943089
Sure, the making and baking is the easy/fun part, but the raising? That's a whole different can of worms.
I'd like to imagine most potential NEETmommas would have a decent enough head on their shoulders to at the very least get their act together and make sure their foal isn't immediately screwed from the get go. Helps if they have that husbando buffer to keep them grounded.
I think it'd be funny if Floorb used the whole thing as an opportunity to relabel herself as a 'stay at home mom' since that's probably seen as much more respectable than 'no-life NEET'.
Can you imagine her getting thrown into one of those new mother support groups and giving all those poor mares a heart attack whenever she makes it abundantly clear that she has not researched/figured out how to mother in the slightest, but is somehow making things work anyways?

>>40943715
I love that idea. Like she's somehow doing everything wrong and still rearing a healthy foal, all the while Anon has to hunker down at some dead end job to maintain *two* diets of Dew and ramen noodles. All the other moms are disgusted at the fact that her idea of barefoot-and-pregnant tradwife includes nightly Evangelion watch parties, and she only goes out to get more snacks or doujins to use to teach her little one how to read true literature.

>>40943726
>Floor finally has a good excuse to buy children's manga and pirate old neighponese baby cartoons.
>Accidentally raises a bilingual filly with a knack and love for translating media.

>>40943779
>gets her cutie mark super early in translating media
>Floorb's filly gets a cutie mark before her
>Anon's proud as hell of her, but Floorb is secretly seething about it

>>40943784
>It's actually her daughter than finally helps Floorb realize her true potential and get her cutiemark at the ripe old age of 40~ something.
>They go to some ramen place to celebrate and her daughter thinks it'd be fun to get their 'cutiemark celebration special', not realizing it's for foals who are like 6.
>Floorb, this middle aged mare who's currently red as a tomato, is stuck wearing some dinky little party hat and a bib while a bunch of night shift noodle slingers awkwardly sing her a little ditty.
>Anon never let her live it down, and daughterBored is still apologizing profusely to this very day...

>>40943817
I want to lie down in bed with Floorb and tell her that it's okay and those butt tattoos are overrated anyway. Help her rut out her frustrations and then hug the night away afterward.

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I couldn’t find his cutiemark so I took creative liberties

>>40943867
>his fake cutie mark points to his ponut
>"Oops~"

>>40943872
(͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

>"Uh... Floor, dear? What- What are you doing exactly?"
"...I'm feeding her like Violet told me. What else would I be doing?"
>She didn't mean for her tone to be so biting, but even after getting over her social anxiety, talking to other ponies was... hard.
>Shifting her weight a little, she lets out a small, socially acceptable laugh.
"S-sorry... Kind of hard-focused right now..."
>A pair of perplexed mares watch Floor as she continues to slowly feed her foal milk from a mason jar with a baby food spoon.
>Despite the awkward method, her little filly seems more than happy to sip contently.
>The two mares side-eye each other, clearly hoping for the other to take the initiative.
>Clearing her throat, the older mare with a ponytail and a button up sweater takes a step forward and gives Floor a warm smile
>"It's alright darling. I don't mean to intrude... but do you uh- do you not have a bottle?"
>Floor looks up from her foal and flutters her eyelashes at the pair.
"No? Is that like... required? I didn't know there was a list of stuff to buy..."
>The younger one pipes up as she adjusts her thick, cherry red glasses. "Y-you can borrow one of mine if you want!" She then proceeds to rummage around in her satchel and produce a yellow bottle with a slight warp near the top.
>"Wait, this one looks funny... Did I put this in the- Uhm- One second p-please!"
>As the young mother begins her search once more, the older mare shrugs a little.
>"There's no 'list'. I just think you might benefit from a feeding method that wasn't so... messy."
>Floor pouts.
"Well I'll have you know *my* little bundle of joy hasn't had a single accident since we got here! But... I suppose I'm open to suggestions."
>Which this mare no doubt already has many of.
>The mare looks over to her companion, who's currently weighing two identically dinged bottles in her hooves, and then turns back to Floor.
>"Well you can always use a bottle. Just maybe... not one of hers."
>"I heard that!"
>Floor glances down at her half-awake filly.
"Unfortunately, I don't have a bottle and apparently the way I'm doing things is bad... What other option do I have here?"
>The younger mare, now back from her hunt, trots up beside Mrs. Ponytail and gestures loosely at Floor's lower half.
>"Well you can always nurse! I did it before my little Beanie started teething! It's suuuper easy! ...Oh! I could show you how to do it! It'll only take a sec, promise!"
>Floor takes a while to register what Glasses said, but when she does, she flushes.
"M-me? Nurse?"
>She lets out a nervous laugh.
"Aha... No, no I probably shouldn't... Kind of uh... sensitive? Don't like stuff touching em, you know? A-and they're so small too! It'd never work out and a-and..."
>An excited Glasses takes a few steps towards Floor, making her lean back a bit with her foal in her clutches. "Oh come now, I'm a total pipsqueak and I made it work! I'm sure you'll do fine!"
"H-hey! Don't just- Wah!"
>Ponytail McGrump stifles a laugh. "Oh my..."

>>40944139
Milky Way approves.>>40943882

I was going to post an image of MW, but it was 5mb, and I am far too lazy to downsize it. I hate this site.
Also I love that she feeds her foal via spoon, successfully. Such a well behaved filly!

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>>40944443
>fail reply
ffffffffuck touchscreens.

>>40943867
He doesn't have one as he's a blank-flank, he never got it and that's why he's a NEET.
Good art tho!

>>40917057
>>40917044
Plot twist: she was trying to imitate some Naruto justu but "suicide attempt" was less embarrassing to admit.

>>40944139
Mare has teats, use 'em!

>>40921935
>>40922155
I would read it.

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Bump

>>40944494
Ohhh gotcha

>>40943867
cake

>>40945038
Mares with braces are always really cute.

>>40945318
More like fruitcake amirite fellas?

Local NEETmare can't stutter out her McMares order in a 'socially acceptable ' time frame and proceeds to run away, embarrassed and hungry. More at eleven.

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>>40946359
>meanwhile her caretaker who don't give a fuck no more

>>40946740
>the menu board
You motherfucker, did you just losspost at me

You guys are a bunch of fucking assholes.

Yall gave me a thing for fat loser chicks with poor hygiene and massive pussy bushes.

Lazy chicks are gross as fuck, but you fucks put it in my head that retarded ass "I can fix her" mentality from reading all those greens focused on helping neet mares out of their holes.

>>40946786
Fuck fixing them. Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go round. Sweat smells good. And socially-unacceptable levels of awkwardness are adorable. If you can't love them for them, then you don't really love them.

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>no floorb stare
Time to fix this

>>40946786
You missed the "mare" part.
Of fucking course the entire concept crash and become gross without that.

>>40947277
Snake was a shit character, the other circus-goers were cooler.

>>40947951
Agreed

>>40948282
Based.
He always felt tacked on unlike Finnigan and such. Glad that's been corrected.

Liv

>>40947277
I've swear I've seen this art style before but I have no clue where...
Cute Taku. Always nice to see lesser drawn NEETs get new art.

>>40948988
Hmmm I’m not sure either— My art style isn’t *too* original? At least I don’t think so. I used to post more art on various threads a while back and recently switched my style up a bit. And ty, I love giving under appreciated pones more art.

Bump before bed.

NEETs should get /fit/

>>40950330
>lift heavy stone, make sad head words quiet
>backfires: neet is just neurotic and fearful while also living longer in solitude
^:')

>>40950339
You could pretend to be on a path of spiritual growth, seeking enlightenment, and other such gobledygook.
Something something pseudo-monk NEET seeking refuge from the normies.

>make sad head words quiet
Unironically true. It also grounds you a little, helping with the nerves.

"Damn son, how'd you get so swole?"
>"Uh… I-I started lif-lifting after I read how it can help with the… uh, help with the bad thoughts."
"Bad thoughts? Like what?"
>"Th-that I'm a loser, a-and that nopony likes me, or that I have no special talent…" he trails off
"Okay, and how long did it take to get so fit?"
>…
>"Two months."
>…
"Two… months? What? How?"
>*audible anxiety*
"Okay, let's get back on track here. How often did you work out?"
>"Whenever I had a… whenever I started that downward spiral in my head I started working out to clear my head."
"And, just two months later?.."
>"…I was in a very bad place at the time."
"Are you at least doing better now?"
>*sad whine*

>>40950857
>Unironically true. It also grounds you a little, helping with the nerves.
Didn't quite have that effect for me. Like, it did so little to help with my mental state that I'm actively losing my muscle and gaining fat. I'm enjoying life over 300 pounds more than life at 180.

>>40951114
I'm constantly struggling to get my brain to cooperate and focus, all the while fighting off the downward spiral-triggering self-flaggelating thoughts.
What little workout I manage to achieve does a decent enough job of "centering" me, if I allow myself to focus on it and the breathing, letting the buzzing thoughts fizzle out in the background.
Between that and the pain from exercising, it helps quiet the voices, if only for a little while.

This brings up an interesting issue to explore: the various (un)healthy coping mechanisms that the NEETs use to deal with stresses of their NEET life.

>>40951645
Which NEETs drink the most alcohol? I ain't talkin' six packs, I'm talkin' 40s.

>>40951943
Don't know of any established NEETs that are alcoholic. I could imagine a few having an unhealthy relationship with energy drinks though.

>>40952669
I can personally attest that I've been an alcoholic NEET.

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"...What about a theme park? Ever been to one of those?"
>Autumn's wings ruffle a little. "Yeah... My dad brought me to one on my birthday one year. They had killer pretzels but it was kind of... a lot."
"Define a lot."
>"Well, it was loud for starters... Way too much shouting and talking and weird noises... Gosh, I thought I was gonna have a panic attack! ...I mean, I did, but like... for unrelated reasons? Roller-coaster reasons."
"I suppose thrill rides aren't your cup of tea then?"
>"Am I a fan of getting strapped into a hunk of smelly metal and getting hurtled into a indeterminate direction? No, not really."
"Alright, so that's a no on circuses and theme parks... How about a fair?"
>"Anon, I know you mean well but uh- I'm pretty sure I'm going to be a stick in the mud no matter what you suggest..."
"Aw, don't say that! I'm sure we'll think of something."
>She wriggles on the bench as she mulls over your words. "You... really don't gotta go through all the trouble, Nonzo. I'm more than happy with our night walks..."
>Autumn chuckles quietly. "Besides, all that stuff sounds like it requires vision to have fun..."
"Maybe we can find something that isn't so reliant on the visual spectrum?"
>"Like what?"
"We could... go to a concert? Been scoping one out for a bit that you might like."
>Her ears perk. "A... concert?"
"Yeah! It's being held at the amphitheater not that far from here. It's featuring a band of music students from the college on uh- on College."
>You lean down to whisper in her attentive, listening ears.
"I heard it's jazzy and pretty experimental... There's even one of those funky marble machines."
>There's breathy excitement in her voice as she turns in your direction.
"R-really? That... that sounds awesome!"
>Despite her mirth, her smile begins to fade as she starts to fidget with her hooves.
>"Hey, Anon?"
"Hm?"
>"Do I... look like I'm concert goer material?"
"Whaddya mean?"
>"I mean, concerts are supposed to be fancy, right? I'm..." She gestures vaguely to herself, bringing attention to her well-worn maple leaf sweater, self-perceived homeliness, and scruffy wings. "Not that."
"You look fine, Autumn. Why, I'm sure you'd fit right in with a college crowd! You've got that 'mid exam week' look down pat."
>She huffs. "Whatever *that* means..."
"You know, If you're so worried about your appearance, we can always give those wings of yours a good brush-"
>"N-not my wings!"
>The little outburst is punctuated by her accidentally flaring said wings, bapping you gently in the side and making a few stray feathers fall to the ground.
>Autumn scooches away from you soon after, embarrassment clear on her face as her wings fold back to her side.
"So... that a 'no' on the wing brushing?"
>Autumn murmurs softly. "I told you already, I don't like my wings touched..."
"That's because you don't preen, mare! Have you ever even tried to? At least once?"
>Autumn turn to you with a bewildered tilt of the head.
>"What's a... preen?"
"I... Oh, Autumn..."

boop

>>40947224
>"Anon? You *do* like Trigun... right?"

>>40953672

>>40953284
>"Besides, all that stuff sounds like it requires vision to have fun..."
This neetmare should take a note from an anime-inclined neetpone and PUT YO GRASSES AWN, NUTTIN' WIRR BE WONG

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I love they way this artist draws pony noses.
>>40947224
so cute

>>40954674
So... show style.

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>>40947224
If you draw the rest of the body I can make it my new wallpaper like this one
>>40954686
correct

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>>40954670
Anon... Autumn's blind.
That being said, I think she'd look cute in glasses, even if they're kind of useless.

>>40954674
Look at her go! Slurpin' those noods.

>>40954705
Oops. Thought she just had poor sight.
Either way, acute!

Bamp before bed.

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>>40955233
>bamp before bed

The april fools event makes me wonder what a stock-savvy NEETpone would be like.
Also boop.

>>40954674
she loves noobles

>>40915942
oh t-thats gay I can’t be looking at this!

Neetboop

>>40956929

Off 10

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Been thinking some of the NEETs could be fixed. They aren't exactly role models and as an adult who enjoys cartoons the idea of a possibly problematic character existing within any form of media is completely unacceptable and if you disagree you are n**i, plain and simple. So here are how I plan on fixing the NEETs going forward.

>>40959482
What would Autumn or Synthwave be in this instance?

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>>40959482

>>40959482
I like Floor's mane.

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>>40959490
Bit of a rush job but

>>40959709
Nice one, and how dare you massacre my boy, I was expecting him to be happy and full of lilt or something. I'm going to hide before you un-teat Ashen Augury.

>>40959482
That Dot sure is something

>>40959709
>"We gotta fight the system, Anon! That blue menace has had it good for far too long!"
"Blue...? Wait, we're still talking about Twilight, right?"
>"I... Yeah? She's blue and mean and stuff..."
"Autumn... Twi's purple."
>"Whatsa purple?"
"Uh- Nevermind. Where'd you even get that thing?"
>"Oh, this? I got it out of a cereal box! Pretty sweet, huh?"
"They're giving out sight restoring visors in cereal boxes now?"
>"Only the cheap ones!"
"Well that explains the colorblindness..."

>>40959482
>FloorB
>Nutritionist
Wonder how the hell she landed that position, though I suppose lurking /fit/ for a while could turn anyone into a nutrition freak.
>>40959709
>Synthwave
Glad to see his gay thoughts lost, wonder how much marepuss he pulls in with that Nathan Explosion rizz

>>40963281
That's a nice picture.

>>40963281
Imagine if you were to sneak up and raspberry his belly while he's not expecting it.

>>40963835
I bet that spoiler says sucking his di-
>raspberry on the belly
O-oh, yeah haha, that.

>>40963862
Eh, One thing leads to another

>>40963862
sometimes you just wanna have innocent fun with the NEETS

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>>40964119
>innocent fun
Fun for you maybe, but the poor stallion will never be the same.

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Do (not) the kiriNEET

>>40964760
I can imagine some mute kirin neet being absolutely mortified that everyone decided they wanted their speech back since that means she's an outlier again.
Maybe she never even took the dip in the first place since it was just assumed that she did already due to her withdrawn behavior.

Liv.

Stahp.

>>40964760
Imagine the mats

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>>40965640
>kirin NEET petitions to forget the whole making up thing and go back to walking around in silence
>turns out that not talking for so long made the already socially-awkward panzerhorse nigh-mute
>instead of talking she prefers to mime like a proper 'tismo, anything to avoid speaking
>worse still, instead of making the village quiet again, she's now being pushed to do the worst possible thing:
>socialize
That's actually kind of sad. She used to be relatively "normal", and now she's back to being a quiet weirdo.

>>40968427
>Kirin neet gets fed up with Autumn Blaze trying to 'help' her get back into the swing of things and finally breaks, having a quiet tantrum in the middle of town(village) for all to see.
>Doesn't have enough in her to go full nirik so she's just silently stamping the ground while quite literally steaming.
>Once she tuckers herself out, she plops down on the slightly singed ground, defeated and kind of weepy.
>Autumn would try to console her, but the neet simply slinks away when she isn't looking and goes back home to tend to her little potted succulents and cry.
>She liked not being different...
>Why did everything have to change?

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>>40969216
You will rewrite this into a happy ending this INSTANT

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I want to kiss NEET mare hooves

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>>40969216
>She liked not being different...
>Why did everything have to change?
This one hits the hardest. Maybe the NEET is a little autistic or something, and generally has trouble being social, but for once she didn't stand out and felt as part of something, rather than just be by her lonesome.
A quiet kiriNEET in a once-again-talking village is a tragic figure indeed.

>>40959482
Come on, this is just asking for a green where the Not-NEETs end up being the Elements of Congruency to save the Crystal Empire from Princess Heart Breaker, former foalsitter of Princess Twilight before she was banished to the center of the world a thousand years ago.

Later the series, they come onto contact with NEET versions of the Mane6.

>>40970743
>to the center of the world
>not the heart of the world
You had one job anon.

>>40970755
Yes, that is indeed better, that being said, I wrote that in, like, thirty seconds.

So Heart Break "Breaks" out of the heart of the world, erupting from a volcano and melting a bunch of the Crystal Empire's snowy landscape.

After she's defeated and becomes Cadence again which, sidenote.

>Twilight approaches small Cadence. "We were never meant to fight, Cadence, we were meant to rule together... As sisters."
>Not-NEETs. "Sisters?!"
>Cadence sniffs, wiping at her nose as she meekly corrects, "Sister-in-Laws..."

Anyway, after her defeat, all the ponies go out and have a massive lūʻau near the lava flows, enjoying the surprise warmth outside the barrier for once while they can.

As for Flurry Heart, while battling the evil alicorn sisters that ruled Equestria with an iron hoof, the sisters shot the kingdom out of time to return one day into the future.
After the come back and the Not-NEETs help defeath them, Flurry Heart will become the new ruler of Equestria.

>>40970755
There is something hilarious about the idea that rather then accidentally banishing someone to the inside of a world. They just accidentally send them to some random center country.

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>>40970777
Center of what? Where's the center of the surface of a sphere? Or a planet, for that matter.
Go to bed anon, you're tired and your brain isn't working right.

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What spells can she cast?

>>40971338
At least up to like 3rd level ones

>>40971338
Detect Cheetos

>>40971432
>Dot casts Detect Cheetos [Level 2 spell]
>magic wisps out from her hooves
>the magical aura spins in place in front of her
>Cheetos detected, 0m away
>Dot plops down, confused
>"huh, did I cast it wrong?"
>the spell homes in on a single cheeto that's stuck in her belly button

>>40971338
Firebolt but it's flavored to sound and look like a fireflower fireball.

Liv

I still like the idea if a hyper competent NEET who's only real problem is that they're lazy.

Like Floor is actually an A+ writer, but she only uses her talent to write porn ponechan.
She actually has a novel, only a few chapters away from being complete that, if finished, could be published and make her rich.

She just doesn't have the drive to finish it because she doesn't think it's that good.

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>>40954702
Apologies I didn't get to it sooner, but here you go

>>40974286
https://files.catbox.moe/pzkoe5.png Catbox link just in case. Heard that 4chan's starting to compress images now, not sure if that's true or not, but I'll leave this here anyways

>>40973806
Taku is fluent in multiple languages, but doesn't think it's that impressive because her pronunciations aren't perfect (even though they practically are, especially for neighpones) so she doesn't show off outside of watching anime with her friends and giving them a play-by-play of how accurate the subtitles are to the dialogue.

She could be a successful interpreter if she had more confidence in herself.

>>40974286
>>40974292
yo, this is perfect. I'll pick a good complimentary background color and make it my pape in a bit. Thank you so much!

I need more faggy stallion neets

I need more laggy stallion neets
>Cipher reeeing due to having obscenely high ping.

>>40974874
wrong thread nonny
we don't like gays around here

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>>40974298
This hits a bit too close to home.

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>>40974911
And yet here you are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VTBMznLrWs

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>>40974940
And the other one…

Page 10 bump

>>40974298
Maybe she’ll get there one day

>>40974940
>>40974948
Woah based

>>40974298
Moondancer probably canonically counts as a genius who wastes all of her time reading instead of applying what she knows.

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>>40977028
Its too dangerous to let her live otherwise.

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Help those neets in need.

>>40977880
This is really nice

>>40974940
>>40974948
i cant tell if sshygddt or if sshygdt

>>40977959
Yes.

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I've finished a Floorb 3d model

>>40979299
The eye bags look a bit odd, but it looks like an excellent model. Nice one!

>>40979299
bro, that's hilarious, great work. Gonna turn it into an animation, gif, or game? What's the plan there?

>>40979299
She looks so skinny

>>40979635
She needs more instant noodles

>>40979323
I think the eyebags got a bit deformed with the pose, or maybe the kuwahara filter didn't help, but thanks for the tip!
>>40979450
I'm thinking on making a turntable animation with Tomoko, but i'm not sure yet.

Neetenboopen

>>40980825
Das Boop

>>40979930
I dunno, the eyebags make her look like she's tearing up.
The whole expression, though, makes her look like she's about to break down and have a big cry.

>>40979930
Yeah they look like they go really far up her eyes

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>>40979930
based (suggestion)

>>40977880
I'd expect a thank-you blowjob at the very least after this

I want to feel those buckteeth scraping my dick.

>>40981474
That was probably coming

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Gorgeous

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Don't worry guys, Autumn's got that bump covered!
She might be a little late though...

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>>40982114
Oop forgot her ears.
Did a couple touch ups as well.

>>40982247
She's cute

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>>40982114
On the flipside, with a few changes you could pass it as humanized Autumn.
>nohooves
Don't care. Neet pone is still a neet pone, even if made human, and still deserving of love and care.

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>>40982114
>>40983358

>>40982247
>"Ya know dude, if you don't add the 'p' to bump, it instead spells out bum!"
"Uh-huh."
>"Like a butt."
"Very... observant, Autumn."
>"Whatsa bump anyways?"
"It's what we're doing right now."
>"Huh. Really?"
"Yep."
>"That doesn't explain a thing, Nonzo."
"I know."
>"..."
>"Do I still get my ice cream for helping? With the whole 'bumping' thing?"
"It's been on the table for the last five minutes."
>"Hmph, I knew I smelled mint chocolate..."

>>40983358
That’s a pretty good Floorb

I bet there's a NEET somewhere in Equestria who's an earth pony, but insists on being a unicorn.

Like, they have a fake horn and study magic all the time, becoming very knowledgeable in it, but they obviously can't cast it.

They are unemployed because they keep applying to magic-related jobs, listing their race as unicorn, doing a very good job at filling out the application, and getting called in.
But get laughed out as soon as they show up with a fake horn strapped to their head.

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>>40984194
You rang? I'm only half-kidding.

>earth poner trying to pass as a unicorn
Something something "bluffing" as a special talent read: talented bullshit seller
Imagine if it DOES work and they land the gig, but then they have to use magic and their "bluff" is exposed.
Then they're blackballed and become unhireable, hence the NEEThood.
That's just spitballing, by the way, but it's a fun idea to explore.

>>40984231
I was thinking of him, too, but that's not as good since he has magic, he's just kinda weak.

Plus he got a super cushy job in the end.

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>>40984194
One thing I don't get is the motivation. Why does (s)he pretend to be a unicorn?
Is it a con? Or does the pone really thinks he or she is a unicorn?
Is it some kind of peer pressure thing?

>born in Canterlot, aka 'corn central
>both parents are scions of powerful sorcerer lineages
>both are unicorns, obviously, as were their parents, grandparents, and so on
>rich, successful, and nearing Poochie in magical power
>but a tragedy struck when they least expected it
>they had a foal
>oh, he didn't die, nor did the mother during childbirth
>he was loved and cared for, he was the light of his parents' lives
>he had but a singular, yet fatal, flaw
>he was born an earth pony
>scandals followed him since birth
>his parents were nearly disowned by their families
>he wasn't even the black sheep of the family, but rather a different animal entirely
>his parents loved him through all of it, yet the rest of the family scarcely hid their disgust and disappointment
>one day, having come home from school, he heard his mother crying
>he crept around the house until he found her, comforted by his father
>he was about to run and give mommy a hug when he heard them talking about him
>uncertain and curious, he listened on
>apparently, there was a letter from mother's family
>the esteemed and venerable patriarch of the family have passed away
>it would have been enough for the little one to explain what got his mom was so upset
>yet, it wasn't the passing of the old wizard, but rather the content of his last will and testament that caused the scene
>he had a hard time following the grown-up terms, something about titles and inheritance, whatever those meant
>from what little he understood, all those things would go to one of his cousins
>didn't seem so bad, all those things sounded like a huge bother anyway
>he went on to hug his mom and tell her that he heard her talk about the "interference" thing
>he said it was okay, he didn't need those things anyway, he was happy to just be himself, with his mom and dad
>but, for some reason, it only made his mother more upset
>he had no idea what did he do wrong, and seeing his mom so upset, he started crying too
>they spent the rest of the evening huddled together
>his parents reassuring him that he was perfect just the way he was
>that "they", whoever they were, will come to regret their decision one day
>that he would prove them all wrong, just you wait
>he didn't sleep well that night, or any night thereafter

>>40985310
>as years went on, he saw their relationship with their families sour
>they no longer went to the family getaways, and on the holidays it was just the three of them
>whenever he asked about their families, they would always try to change the subject
>or they would reassure him as they did when he was little
>it made his skin crawl and his chest tighten, as he once again heard his mother crying on the day his great-grandpa died
>little by little, he pieced together what happened, why his parents walked on eggshells around him, and why their families seemingly hated him
>it was because they, the mighty descendants of an old and respected line of wizards and sorcerers…
>…had given birth to a "mudpony"
>the horn, it was the thrice-darned horn he didn't have that made his parents outcasts among their families
>he never told any of this to his parents, he couldn't bear to see them upset because of him again
>so he set out to do what they said once — prove his family, prove both of them wrong
>he began studying magic in secret, hoping that there could be something that he could do
>years went by as he fruitlessly devoured one textbook on magic after another
>he knew the history of magic and the past and present theories on the origin of mana
>he could recite the first recorded spells in his sleep, and draw complex spell arrays that formed their modern versions
>he just couldn't make them work, no matter what he tried
>in an act of desperation, he acquired a horn prosthesis, made for the injured unicorns
>but besides only looking the part, it was of little use

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>>40985315
>when he was old enough, he tried to apply for some part-time job
>just something to prove he's not a "useless mudpony" as some of his less polite cousins called him
>he did his best to do everything he was told to do, working out of sight so that nopony would see how he actually did things
>until one day someone peeked behind the metaphorical curtain
>he was fired on the spot, of course, causing yet another scandal
>until his parents arrived, he was the biggest laughing stock of the staff
>no matter how he begged, his former boss told his parents about the fake horn
>he expected them to get mad, to yell at him, to tan his backside, he would even consider grounding a blessing
>anything would do, anything but seeing them on the verge of tears again
>telling him that he can be anything he wants to be, that he doesn't have to be what he was once expected to become
>once again they spent the rest of the day huddled together, consoling one another
>not more than a day later, everypony in Canterlot seemed to know about his fake horn stint
>then a letter from his father's family, which in so many polite words told his parents to keep their disgrace of an offspring away from public's eye
>this went on, scandal after a scandal
>each one whipping him to do better, to work harder, to lie better, to convince others, and even himself, that he really was a unicorn
>he'll make his parents proud, just you wait…

Yeah, so, uh… this happened. I guess that's something, right?
Please don't die while I sleep.

>>40984231
Wait, is there a ship for Sunburst and Cadence? Or am I missing something?

>>40985330
>any interaction between two characters has to be shipping
she's obviously just trying to make him for fit for his position as royal Crystaller

Neets off 9

>10

>>40985327
Not bad

>>40987561
That’s really cute

>>40987561
Cute, also Le Bump for trap NEET green

>>40987561
Are there any other seaNeets?

>>40987561
>Sho be do sho sho be do~
>Call upon the NEET ponies!

>>40986707

Liv

>>40990051
Good save

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Does a self-styled "necromancer" count as a NEET?
>not in EDUCATION, employment, or training
I parry with the usual self-improvement effort-level of dedication to studying forbidden arts.

>>40990784
I suppose she might count.

>>40990784
I love how scrunched she is.

>>40992323
It is real cute

>>40983803
Well now I want to know which NEETs can break it down on the dance floor.

>>40927058
>A lot of NEETs have skills, they just have no self worth, are afraid of unspoken judgement, among other things
I'm a neet and I'm neither of these things

>>40990784
There was the green once where Floor was the first raised undead skeleton minion of Anon in the new world of Equestria.

But she had an abnormal amount of freewill to disobey his orders to instead just NEET around.

>>40993554
That sounds like it was a decent story

>>40993479
What a cute pervert.

>10

>>40981474
Well you do at least get a good view of her teats.

>>40996768
Damn, shame her pen exploded.