ITT we talk about stallions (and other non-pony males) and R63 versions of mares.Last thread: >>40822186
Blueblood is based.
Horsedicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ horsecock-kun is happy to see me!!(＾ワ＾) • and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑) but when horsecock-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~horsecock-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・
>>40926521horse cocks are pretty nice but not when you make them sound gay like that
>>40926521kill yourself
>>40926521>average marble poster
>>40926521this post made me straight
I remind you that this thread was originally called homo horse hangout /hhh/
>>40926570the problem isn't being gay you complete fucking troglodyte, it's being a faggotif you can't understand the difference, please get off of this website
>>40926521this post made me gay
>>40926575 you must be new to this thread
>>40926521This post made me trans
>>40926588no, i'm really not, you're the only one in this thread who posts like this, nobody else is like you nor does anybody like you. you're an outcast in every thread you post in on this board and i have never seen a single person espouse a positive opinion of you.
>>40926521this post made me hide the thread
This thread isn't off to a good start
>>40926570*colt cuddler
>>40926730/colt cuddler corral/?
>>40926521this gay made me post
have a wonderful day everypony
Soarin is the best canon stallion. Do you agree?
I want a unicorn stallion bf to make me polish his horns.
>>40926521this post made me reply
>>40926625>you're an outcast in every thread you post in on this boardnot saying this is wrong, it's what I strive for even. But how did I get so famous, can you refer to just one iconic post by me? And if you say the egg one, that was a huge success.>i have never seen a single person espouse a positive opinion of you.I hope not, you'd be a stalker then. But it happens often, even from this very thread I already drew validation.
>>40926521>>40926548>>40926549>>40926563>>40926565>>40926570>>40926575>>40926583>>40926588>>40926625all me btw
>>40927794you aren't infamous because you had one big crazy post like the cum wall guy, you're infamous because without fail every post you make on this board is completely abhorrent. a constant career of horrendous posting with not a drip of any quality content or discussion.>But it happens often, even from this very thread I already drew validation.no, you didn't, nobody here likes you. the people who are making meme replies to your post aren't "validation." you're delusional.
>>40926501UUUUUUUOOOOOAAAAHHHHHHHH coming inside Big Mac!
>>40927815Imagine the smell that Big Mac is experiencing.
>>40927819 thanks for publicly correcting me like that anon, make me choke on your dick as a penance for my vile posts, I DESERVE IT
How do I stop being so attracted to stallions? I'm straight but he thought of servicing a stallion is just so nice. Even though cum doesn't taste good, imagining myself swallowing a stallion's load purely to make him feel better despite me disliking it just makes my whole body feel warm inside. Actually, part of the appeal is specifically because I don't like it. The idea of being so devoted to making a stallion feel good that I'm willing to endure disliking his cum just because it'll please him more turns me on more than it should.With you guys being the stallion experts, I'm sure you'll have a good answer for me.
>>40927469Yes, yes I do. Without a shadow of a doubt.
>>40928391Probably can't control what you like to any serious or permanent degree. Medical professionals have tried and ultimately failed. I think all you can do is increase opportunities to change by avoiding stallions and looking at more mares. I prescribe mares. Good luck anon.
>>40928391why do you want to stop?
>>40928486How am I supposed to kiss a mare with a mouth that's sucked countless stallion dicks and swallowed countless stallion loads?
>>40928627Just find a mare that's sucked plenty of clams.Or one that's into that.Everyone deserves a mare that likes what they like.
>>40926519The things I would do to him...
Ok, but what about Stallion ponuts? Would you kiss them?
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2023/8/12/3180908.jpg
>>40928697Big Mac sure is giving him a thorough massage
>>40928664>ywn go grazing with your stallionMight as well just end myself
do all the stallions just fuck eachothers asses communally behind the scenes and we have no idea because the show is about mares?
>>40929579Yes
>>40926521I for one think you're a cool dude. you make good posts in other threads, and although I STILL don't understand why you.. you must like erase the line breaks when replying to posts, I nonetheless enjoy most of the posts you make.however, that's not to say you don't make abhorrent ones like this from time to time. I think it's pretty easy to tell that this was a shitpost that was designed to be as reprehensible as possible, but apparently the memo was missed by basically everyone, probably because there are unironic newfags and shitposters that make similar posts but with a worse spin, and autistic people have a hard time telling the difference between shitposts (funposts) and shitposts (actually shit posts).so I dunno marblefag. you're a cool dude in my opinion. you're in the same ranks for me as the eqg pinkie poster, discord poster(s, I think there's two), and the seldom seen swibbleposter. each have some unappealing qualities, but you and them are way more interesting than most other anons trying to "fit in." because they are their own person, you guys have character.and I realize that this looks like I'm glorifying newage-name/avatarfags, but at least you guys have opinions and aren't afraid to have fun. many generals also have chill regulars, such as the stallion thread (most of the time), but goddamn, many other posters in rando threads are the absolute worst either because they seek to destroy any conversation to be had, parrot the same attitude and talking points that a board user is "supposed" to have, or they aim to make board as a whole actively worse. there's maybe one good random thread once a month, if that, and I mean the kind that has actual content creation and concept discussion.buck up, assholes. thank you for coming to my ted talk. sorry for this turning into a bit of a rant and for continuing a since-dead discussion, I just get fed up sometimes.
>>40929579Why do you think we see so few stallions? It's because most of them are too busy off screen fucking each other.
This thread is so fucking gay. I'd never in my life kiss or otherwise do anything sexual with an mlp stallion. Unless I was a mare and could bare them the children they deserve.
>>40930601 I know. But much apprechiated. That singular anon with a hateboner for me follows my posts because he hates Marble and probably hates individualistic people. I hope something nice happens to you today.
>>40931131>Sorry Get you're well GAY soon!This bitch doesn't know how to write.
>>40930726Imagine the smell
>>40931327It's AJ, what'd you expect?
Bump
>>40931327>>40931390It's a card, not a protest sign, don't besmerch AJ.
>>40932493
>>40926501Gay thread
>>40932536le swoon
>>40930601ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>40932577and shitting up a gay thread with gay drama is still just shitting up a thread, go post stallions
>>40932582I do quite enjoy this artist, especially due to the eyelashes they put on ponies, but I wish the stallions had some too
What's everyone's favourite stallion ships here?At the moment, I've mostly been interested in soarin / braeburn since I wrote a fic about them.
>>40932759does anypony feel bad for liking stallions? sometimes i feel bad about it.
>>40932894Bisexual Shining Armor/Flash Sentry
>>40932913Nah
>>40932913No, why?
>>40932913why? it's not like it's gay or anything
>>40932894Me + Your Husbando.
>>40933573
If anon got transported to equestria as a stallion what are the chances he gets indoctrinated into the stallion gay sex cult?
>>40933622Probably lower than him unintentionally starting one.>>40933573That'll probably go poorly for you.
>>40933622>stallion gay sex cultThat kind of shit doesn't exist in Equestria.
>>40933778Then what is this then?
>>40933855>Comic loreDon't bother with that. It's completely incompatible with the show.
>>40933855That's what they do with stallions who try to start gay sex cults.
>>40932894
>>40926686You posted my favorite horseboy, so it's off to a good start in my book. So, who here has actually commissioned anything?
Does big mac fuck his stinky stallion cousins?
>>40932913I feel bad for my sexuality in general. I feel it is one of my biggest failures. I hate it. But it's whatever.
>>40932894I think this one is nice, I bet they'd both really like each other
>>40934583that is a wonderful picture
>>40926686this artist should draw more cute stallions and less b&thro tiddies
>>40932913Ehh, sometimes I guess. But it's not the worst of my sins. Or is it? I generally feel pretty good about it though. It's not like I wouldn't take a stallion as my life-long partner or anything. I'm not gonna breed anyway, lmao. I could be happily horsegay I think.
boop
>>40926501
>>40936077The best
>>40934561I just feel kinda sad about mine, mostly straight but mares are scary and I'd be fucked if anyone found out I got with a stallion so as much as I want a femcolt to put on a skirt and demolish my chances of telling people I ain't a faggot I doubt it's ever gonna happen, doesn't help that I look like someone kidnapped a grizzly and gave it autism either
anyway here's the image that started it all, over a decade ago
>>40937040god damn look at those birthing hips
>>40930567>/v/
>>40937066uniform is making his sheath all itchy
>>40937119I'd offer to help him scratch the itch
Top, or bottom?
Kys soarin is for Rainbow Dash
>>40938338Soarin already got his internal organs rearranged after Big Mac was done with him.
>>40934502All good stals blep
>>40938338even soarin' isn't gay enough for that
>>40938255Bottom
>ywn have a cute trap stallion husbandwhy live
words cannot describe how much i want to fuck femcolt sombra
>>40940069I was not aware this was an option
>>40932961>>40934561>>40935616>why?idk i just feel shame about it. i hate normalfags but i still feel like i'd get attacked over it. because i know damn well i would, we know this. stallionchads are truly the most oppressed group is society. liking stallions is a cycle with random ups and downs for me. so it feels like im not really a stallion fan. but they are always there, waiting for me to come back for a hug and cuddles.>>40932999thanks for the trips confirming its not gay.
>>40938255Vers with bottom preference
>>40940641You're not oppressed. You just feel bad because you're gay. It's fine. Just accept that you'll never reproduce anyway, and that sex with stallions isn't icky like sex with men is. Men are gay, while stallions are cute and cuddly and lovable. It doesn't go away, but it gets better. Or just stop being a fag.
>>40941408I really, really like this image. May I save it?
>mane 6 generals>princess, glimmer, trixie, and other mare generals>other random threads about the mane 6 and otherwise>now even made a "Mare General" with the OP riffing on the stallion general
>>40941408but am oppressed! im going to cry and whine and piss my pants!!!1!!11!!!>>40941827sexo
>>40942300That soarin is very handsome.
I bet he knows a spell to make his dick vibrate haha wouldn't that be funny
why are bat stallions so fucking gay?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQKvWMuOxNQDqY8ZC8qVTXpxi4vmFVSURDIMjDbehtBH46iDy6Hzjv8uHR78q1SpuxGVh6G_hJd2KfB/pubhtmlOur boy is in
>>40942962it's just part of the emo myspace culture that all batponies participate in
i want a batpony femcolt to take me to spencer's so i can buy him a cute outfit and then plow his ass in it later
>>40942971looks like he's fallen down the ranksalso damn, nobody pledging for Fallen Oakly, that's cold
>>40940641just buy a nice stallion dildo already
>>40943345do not buy a silicone horsecock or before you know it you'll own like 12 of them and still be a virgin
AAAAA fuck i LOVE stallions so much!! I LOVE their CUTE square muzzles and their big fetlocked hoofas and their floofy rumps! I love stallions!!!
>>40942976>spencer'sbased but, what year is it?>>40943345got any recommendations faggot?
>>40943679these are live cast from an actual stallionhttps://www.exotic-erotics.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=51_35&products_id=110
>>40943679I just checked, the spencer's at my local mall is still open.Also, get the small TTC Atlas, it's my favorite and I have a bunch from both them and BD, but I guess you could get the weird 'real horse' one if you want...
>>40943808I have seen the video, they actually cast the mold from a stallion, only way to get more authentic that that is buy a horse
>>40943837I don't want a real world stallion cock I want a cute pony stallion cock inside of me
>>40942962Holy shit i need him
>>40942962Fluffy fuzzy bat tum
>>40943898based
>>40942962I want to bury my face in his tummy and kiss, cuddle, and breed him
>>40943898they make mini ones if you're not based enough to handle a full sized
>>40944437
>>40943808>get the small TTC Atlasbest firmness? can i borrow yours real quick for testing? thanks man.
>>40944752not him but it's not about the size it's about the shapeIRL horsecocks are weird looking but fictional pony cocks are cute and appealing
>>40945295I like the shape also, the preputial ring and that flat head that flares 3x normal size
>>40944752My first was a medium atlas and even now I've only fit the damn thing like twice, got eyes bigger than my ass or however the phrase goes.>>40945191Not sure what firmness, I think mine's a medium? And sure, but only if you do it wearing a sundress and absolutely nothing else.>>40945295That too, real ones shaped weird but pony ones cute. BD's chance is okay, but bumble hooves is weird, where TTC's atlas is pretty much, to me, perfect. Even if I did end up with one that's got neon yellow balls. (I can list them all out, but I doubt this thread is the place for a full silicone horsecock review, lmao)
https://files.catbox.moe/dhm1aw.mp3
>>40946845So fucking cute and wholesome
>>40947423Big Mac the Big Red Horse
>>40947777Thanks god
Why do Flim and Flam never get posted in the stallion thread?
>>40948976ugly and not husbando material
>>40948976They are slimeballs with no redeeming quality whatsoever.
What we actually need is more Stygian content
>>40949222>on /mlh/>last post about me was a shitpost in 2019>literally not one stallion has me as husbando
>>40948976their voices are annoying and they have the moral compass of politicians
>>40949598would be fun to dress them both up in skirts and socks and order them around
>>40949534that's a weird way to spell Pistachio
>>40949607Holy based
I think I'm getting through to him, wish me luck guise.
>>40950389But anon he's on duty!
>>40949963He looks like he doesn't even know what masturbation or sex is.
>>40950422I must protect his purity.
I want to brush his fluff and pet his mane
>>40950919Imagine the cuddles
>>40950450floofy pegastallions are my favorite
I had a dream an old woman wanted to watch me fuck bow hothoof so I called him up and set it up but woke up before any fucking could happen
>>40951719I get a lot of goofy dreams like this and I think it's because my brain has zero actual experience as to what it's like to fuck someone so it just gives up when I reach that point
>>40951889I do know what it's like to fuck people and I still usually get booted from dreams before much fun happens. It happens in lucid dreams too I think it's just my heart rate gets too fast so I wake up.
>>40951916Damn, I got nothing then
>>40951719Were you a human or pony?
>>40951919I just get cockblocked by my own adrenal glands very sad.>>40951930I was a human, never had a dream as a pony despite trying in the past (lucid dreaming).The closes I've gotten is being a human with a horse pp and that was pretty cool.Damn I should get into lucid dream practice again.
>>40950919fluffy boy
>>40950919>>40952719Bros I want to cuddle some snowpone stallions so bad. That floof. Rubbing against the floof. Feeling them flare...
Cowboy......…https://derpibooru.org/images/3333108
>>40953303rode hard and put away wet
>>40953231cutie
>>40953398
>>40953303me on the right
>>40953687He looks shy
Are you guys gay for real stallions?
>>40955371Stallions aren't real?!?
>>40954309can i be on the left?
>>40956574twinks
>>40956574Those two are the kind of twinky kids who have never had a mf and are desperate for affection. They'll play gay chicken one night and find out how wonderful cuddles are. Neither of them will lose.
>>40955371
>>40955371>>>/an/
>>40957524Handsome
Gay horse
>>40956574Cuties
Caramel wants to marryDo you accept?
>>40958004how am I supposed to fit that tiny ring on my massive penis?
Stallion cock
>>40958468Stock
>>40958200
>>40959313Source?
>>40959965Guy paid Witchtaunter to draw it, posted on TwittersThere isn't what you are looking for
>>40959313stallion on stallion mating press is severely underrated
>>40959965WitchtaunterIt's not from a comic or anything. It's just a single character commission he did.https://ponybooru.org/images/3464894
>>40957710Is he still handsome without the beard and the rest of his wardrobe?
>>40960049He is much more attractive actually. Looks like a proper stallion and not some smelly wanker.
>>40959973>>40960005Damn.>>40960049He looks so coltish. Not saying that's a bad thing but somehow it just doesn't fit him
>>40959313Found out today this unironically feels great.
>>40960118Noice
>>40960053>Looks like a proper stallion and not some smelly wanker.You're right. Totally ruined.
Stallion
>>40953239I think about it. A lot.
>>40960053He looks like a kid now
How do you think your horsebando's parents will react when you ask for their son's hoof in marriage? Do you think they would approve?
Boop
>>40961702Never given it thought. Parents are hardly a thing in the show. That's weird, huh? Apart from a handful of horses, it seems almost like everypony just was one day. There are a few old ponies and of course the generation that just became has had some foals, but we don't really see any family for anyone who is in the age cohoet of the m6.
>>40961702starburst's mom will cry she'll never have grandparents no matter how many times I try and impregnate her son.
>>40962459*grandchildrenI am retarded
>>40962459>>40962470kek
Thoughts?
>>40962829Autism/10, But would Chris approve?
>>40962829QT 3.14
>>40962829What else does he have two of?
>>40962829
>>40962861>>40962870>>40962880Isn't he a kid?>>40962838Chris who?
>>40962963it's been like 30 years
>>40962963Chris the motherfucker, father of Sonichu
>>40962870Anuses, of course.
>>40962963>Chris who?hownew.ru, not even to the board, not even to the website, but to the whole fucking internet, like srsly even zoomers know who chris is
who gives a shit about chris chan
>>40963320This, he's not even really a tails fag, and he's into mlp in general anyways
>>40962998>>40963219I just said that for the (You)s, my bad.
Here's the other one as an apology for pretending to be retarded.
>>40963806not a fan of sonic but i like this one WAY more, i love the blazes, i love his earring, the mane cut, the short tail, the sharp tooth, and the cutie mark? altogether, this is genuinely great
Stallion rump bump!
>>40965080stallion balls bump
oh noes
>>40966410You will quickly help him out of that predicament, right?
>>40966427not without touching the butt first
>>40962829Forgot to post the last one I saved
>>40966410>"what are you doing, step-Anon?"
>>40966410going to >>40965886
>>40965886stallion cum dump
What happens in r36 ponyville when the CMC try to get their cutie marks?
>>40967570>r36 ponyvilleSomething utterly depraved, of course.Did you mean "r63"?
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/5/22/1160553.png
>>40967911
>>40967911noice
>>40934583>Name a stallion after the river of death>"What the fuck why did he turn into a shadow monster?!??"
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2021/4/9/2590055.png
>>40968657It also means "dark and gloomy". It's like their names predict their futures.The other famous stallion's name is from a word that means "sad and serious".
>>40969849So happy for him
Who else here /prisongay/? I think the worst part for me is that all my fantasies make me the bottom.
Who else here /prisongay/? i think the best part for me is that all my fantasies make me the top.
Who else here /prisongay/? I think the average part for me is that all my fantasies make me the switch.
>>40969849
>>40970654>>40970837Do you two think you're fucking funny?
>>40969849>>40970848i want to take this horse to the old town road and ride till i can't no more.
>>40932894Me x All the girly femcolts in skirts and/or socks.
I want a femcolt to sit in my lap wearing nothing but a skirt and then call me a faggot when I get hard
>>40933622Chances are 100% that he is the Grand Master of the gay cult, and its founder as well
Hug stallions. Marry stallions. Rub stallion hooves. Roundhouse kiss a stallion's muzzle. Cuddle a stallion in bed. Massage a stallion's barrel. Throw a stallion into a pile of leaves. Give a stallion an oat shake.
>>40948976I dunno, I always thought they were cute and treated pretty unfairly when it's not even like thier machine didnt work or made bad cider. Maybe the whole twins thing throws people off.
>>40932913only kinda feel bad about wanting to molest foals and even then not really because if they didn't want to be kidnapped and raped they wouldn't be so easily transportable.
>>40971486Their first episode was fine, but in all later appearances they were straight up scamming people.
>>40971537I honestly stopped watching after like season 4 and just came back here because I've been having a breakdown and wanted a comfort board/ thread
>>40971537Personally when a show overhauls the show runners and writing staff so much I feel perfectly comfortable only considering later stuff soft canon.
>>40971486They're just not sexy. They are designed to be unlikable. It's that late 19th centery huckster thing. And the moustache on the one... blech. I like gay stallions as much as the next guy, and I probably like brothers more than most, but I just can't get into it. Maybe you have to be the right kind of gay, or maybe it helps if you aren't American, but no matter what I just can't like those guys.
>>40970985You upset, Anon? Being 'prison gay' for stallions is nothing special. Wanting dick in your ass makes you a fag. Normal men just want to service their cute little cocks all day, blow a load in their mouth, cum on their tummy and back, and cuddle. gaynigger
>>40971993Why did you sign your post?
>>40971993That's not prison gay that's just being a top, retard.Prison gay is when you're gay out of desperation because you have no other options because you're stuck in a cell with a bunch of men.
>>40970985nigger im fucking hilarious
Horse cock
>>40971993Okay Bubba, we get it. No one really wants to hear about your prison rape fantasies.
I'm not prison gay, I genuinely love stallions and want to be in a loving and healthy relationship with one
>>40971306>Roundhouse kisskek
>>40974139How tf would that even work? Want to roundhouse kiss my snow husbando
bump
>>40974958
Anyone recommend me some comfy wholesome long fics about gay stallions doing romantic things and also taking turns filling each other with cum?
>>40974147I understand it as kissing all over your stallion, going around his body and placing kisses everywhere.
>>40975843my firefox bookmarks happen to be filled with just such things, though most of these are rather shorthttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/83845/the-casting-couchhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/305689/out-of-your-systemhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/188155/corporal-punishmenthttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/210967/down-in-the-dirthttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/151639/the-treble-with-boyshttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/110809/detentionhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/240507/gay-things-happen-to-gay-ponieshttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/220402/fun-in-the-locker-roomhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/232291/soapy-suds-and-horny-studshttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/417218/the-zebra
>>40928391Overmasterbate to it, get into a real relationship, lose it, then continue masturbating to cope and seethe until nothing interests you anymore.Your addiction will break your sexual functions and it will lose all appeal with time.Revel in your new ability to not be swayed by such corrupting and banal influences. Profit. Change the world.
I've developed a terminal attraction to a*thro stallions. Someone put me down like a wild animal please.
>>40928391I mean I'm not sexual attracted to Big Macintosh or stallions like you are ,but I think of them as bros. Because all my bros got "real" jobs and moved away and now there's no one to game with anymore. So, I just chill with my life sized Big Macintosh and game and watch shit online. It's pretty neato. I thought about getting a chair or something for him so he could sit shot gun while I'm working or something ,but the laying pattern doesn't lend itself well to sitting.
Are mares with flares welcome here since the jannies have a hate boner for the containment threads?
>>40946845How did you make this by the way? I tried a site online and I couldn't get it to work
>>40977541Only if they are stallions
>>40967911Love it when an artist has appreciation for some nice big, heavy balls.
>>40977541>Are mares... welcome hereI don't know, anon, are they?
>>40977519based stallion friend haver
>>40977654Thank you!
>>40977519wtf anon I demand more pictures of big plushie mac right this instant
>>40977573So, stallions with snatches?
>>40977593Is this a mare?
>>40977857I'll breed it like one
>>40977857Heresy
>>40977871
>>40977871I want to forcibly make this faggot more masculine.
>>40977876And how do you propose to do that? You can't push a rope.
>>40977857This isn't r63. Sunburst just looks really girly when he shaves his beard.
stallion in socks
>>40977805Here's a cute picture I took from my desk
>>40978757He's waiting for his print to finish what a nerd
>>40978883I would've really liked if the show had more male characters and male focused episodes
>>40978907Agreed. In fact I think the dearth of male characters early on is probably why I glommed onto Sunburst so much when he was introduced. That and being a spergy "literally me" character who struggled to live up to his potential helped too.
>>40978757i love him very much, give him a big hug for me anon
>>40979710I will!
>>40977485anon I hate to tell you this but... you might be gay
>>40980388no it's normal we couldn't possibly be gay they're stallions
>>40977485How "anthro" are we talking?
>>40980486anon.... he said anthro stallions
>>40980388Nuh uh.>>40980569I'm afraid I can't answer that question, it's classified information.
>>40980694Yes, and? >>40980701Plantigrade or unguligrade?
>>40980701Yes, we need you to classify them.Where are they on the scale of "this is an animal standing upright" to "this is some dude wearing a mask"?
Pony head, legs with hooves, arms with hands, preferably wearing a skirt and kissing me
>>40980767Pretty much a satyr then
>>40977485This anon is a footfag, no doubts about it
>>40980773I guess so, having feet just gives you a guy with a pony head but having hooves for hands is stupid, so...
>>40980777>having hooves for hands is stupid, so...kill yourself
>>40980789It is tho
>>40980791why are you even here if you think this?
>>40980793Stallions
>>40980789How is hooves for hands not stupid on a humanoid?
>>40980797because it looks good? semi-anthros are still cute? hooves are based as fuck? it's one thing if you like anthro or whatever, but if you think that having hooves on forelimbs is stupid, you are probably in the wrong place
>>40980775>Stallion footjobI dunno how to feel about that one, so I'll just act like I didn't hear it and that this entire anthro discussion never happened because cringe.
>>40980806The whole point of making them bipedal is to free up the forelimbs for hands.
>>40980789Go play Left 4 Dead 2 with the mod that turns Nick into a giant freakish shining armor pony on the human skeleton and see what I mean>>40980806These are simply normal ponies standing up (which is very cute)
>>40980806Nah, mixing arm hooves with bipedal morphology is just weird as fuckhttps://derpicdn.net/img/2019/6/7/2059712/large.png
>>40980817>The whole point of making them bipedal is to free up the forelimbs for hands.completely wrong. there are probably over a dozen upsides to bipedal ponies other than this you could think up. a big one being that they can embrace you in a way more befitting your human frame. which has no need for hands.>>40980818>These are simply normal ponies standing up (which is very cute)that is LITERALLY what bipedal means.>>40980828the problem here is not the idea, it's the execution. this is just bad, creepy art and it would still be bad, creepy art if those were hands.
but look how cute he is anon i love him https://twibooru.org/1928646
>>40980777i just think stallions are good regardless of anthro bipedal or all fourspic is b&nthro as a warninghttps://files.catbox.moe/us4502.png
>>40980843>which has no need for handsAre you that dumbass furry who packed his hands in dry ice because he wanted paws?Ponies can give hugs without being bipedal. dyewts?
>>40980843Well, it's very hard to find decent anthro art with hand hooves because all the good artists agree it's a bad idea.>>40980853qt
>>40980807Kinda hot, not gonna lie
>>40980859no, i don't have all that much taste for anthro anymore, and i absolutely despise that ""fandom"" with a burning passion, so i don't consider myself one at all.>Ponies can give hugs without being bipedal. dyewts?yeah, try that on a human, the pony's face would probably go between his legs. which, to be fair, is hot, but it's not really an effective hug.>>40980863>Well, it's very hard to find decent anthro art with hand hooves because all the good artists agree it's a bad idea.it's probably mostly that when the hands are hooves, it gets tagged as semi-anthro instead of anthro. >>40980853my point isn't that anthro with hands can't be cute, my point is that YOU are a retard for calling hooves for hands stupid when they're based.
>>40980807>footjobewbut now I'm thinking about a cute stallion giving a hind hoofjob...
>>40980910Hooves instead of hands is stupid, and also lazy. It's lazy to the degree of putting a computer display on your character in place of a face. It's not only lazy, it's stifling your skills as an artist because you're habitually avoiding drawing hands and faces.
Anthro is the epitome of gay and lazy art. Its people who don't even bother to learn pony anatomy, just slapping a pony face onto an ugly human body.
>>40980919>you NEED to learn to draw hands to draw poniesvery convincing argument, i'm sure putting a pony head is also a lazy way to skip over drawing the human head and not just a creative choice?
Lets talk about Teddy
>>40980932never watched that show, what is his personality?
>>40980927We were talking about anthro, not pony.
>>40980975He's a bruhtotal chad.Just look at the mewing he's got going on
Teddy gets all the mares
Even the studs can't hold back around him
>>40980925i disagree, human anatomy is difficult to learn while pony anatomy is incredibly simple to draw. if the artist can draw humans, they can draw ponies. the artist just prefers anthro, its not that deep.
hippogriff boys
Say something nice about my husbando
>>40981437>beakniggersyuck
>>40981911>SOOCKA
What kind of magic can unicorns do to stallions?
Post your Warhorses
>>40981984UnicornMac(?) looks like he's seen some shit.
>>40981956
>>40981956not nice their beaks are lovely
>>40981995Its an oc called Steel Prism
>>40982008
>>40978883little stallion in the big city
I like pleasuring males.
why are stallions so smoochable
>>40982016He's pretty cute
>>40982109pic related
>>40982131I think he's pretty cool focus more on the cool/cute art instead of the porn
>>40982174Oh dang there is a lot of porn.OC's just for lewd can be okay, but they're usually pretty boring. I like a good character with an actual personality.
>>40982191I don't like most of the porn of him, I just want a cool knight stallion
>>40982258Understandable
>>40981911
>>40980932He was a miserably failed attempt to write a "bully with a secret soft side"Lancer is best boy
How often do unicorn colts figure out how to make small local portals to put their dicks through to essentially detach their dick and use it like a living dildo?
Do you think pistaccio is not an adult? Should I feel bad ablut fapping thinking of his cute, probably hugge horsecock? To think about his deliciously puffy ponut or his plumped heavy musky balls?
>>40982815Forgot Pic
I want to touch nightshade's hot 1980s flank
>>40982815>>40982823Sorry to tell you Anon, but I’ve never seen him as an adult. Feels like the show make it pretty obvious he’s the child.That’s being said I and other might find it a bit weird, but keep it to fictional character and it really doesn’t matter.Just be careful or you’ll end up on DataBytes spooooooky foalcon list. Be terrified even.
>>40982716Not often, the show makes it pretty clear any magic beyond telekinesis is pretty advanced.
>>40982945Depends on if you subscribe to s1 magic or s9 magic, where any unicorn can do literally anything with magic including easily outclass alicorns who spent their entire lives studying magic.
>>40982955You remember how AJ just forgot how to use magic after the ticket episode?
>>40982815I mean he does live with his parents.
I want to be a stallion and communicate with my stallion husband using whinnies and nickers
I want to be a stallion and communicate with my stallion husband using suckles and swallows
I want to be a stallion and communicate with my stallion husband using plaps and creampies
I want to be a stallion and have a loving and healthy relationship with my stallion husband
Stallion bump
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2024/3/20/3326241.png
>>40982823He's a def a kid. I'd peg him at 16 or 17. No pun intended. Not full grown, but not a foal either.
>>40983988Who's this?
>>40984104I'd peg him at 16 or 17 too iykwim
Stallioms
>>40983925it's like this artist stepped into my mind and shuffled through all of my most basic desires wtf
>>40984581No idea, I just saw a cute pone and wanted to post him.
>>40983925That guy on the left needs to get into the booth with other two.
Me on top
>>40987695What a semen demon
stallion bump
Do you prefer realistically sized genitals, or cartoonishly large genitals?
>>40988000I prefer cartoonishly realistic genitals
>>40988000Realistic and proportional genitals are better and more aesthetically pleasing
>>40988000Realistic
>>40988000i meanat what point does one become the otherthey're unrealistic fantasy creatures
>>40988860reaches their belly button, not their collar bone
I like my pony cock a bit on the large size but only up to a point. Preferably with a simple shape/design and a fair bit of girth. Not really a fan of IRL horsecocks desu>https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2021/3/18/2573967.pngVery nice shape and size, peak ponycock aesthetic.>https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2022/3/13/2824389.pngI love the simple shape and the girth of this one, and although it LOOKS huge because of the perspective (unf giwtwm) I think it's probably a normal size.>https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2024/2/27/3310810.pngThe girth:length ratio is excellent and these cocka have a DELICIOUS shape, but overall a bit too big for the pony's size.>https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2021/12/2/2757042.jpg>https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2022/1/18/2787682.png>https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2023/2/7/3041699.jpgMore nice pony dicks, the Murky ones are especially well-sized for his body.
>>40988000Realistic, of course
Cuddling Stallions is my favorite art genre
how do stallions hide their boners?
>>40988868I want to acquaint my nose with a stallion's belly button
>>40988874interesting thesis
grape stallion
>>40989329In other stallions
RIP
>>40990177Stallion snuggles are the best
https://cdn.ponybooru.org/img/view/2023/8/7/3414299.png
>>40988874Unfathomably based
>>40926501I want to make a stallion dress up in a skirt and suck his balls.
>>40926521This post is so gay it ruined the stallion thread. How did you do it? How did you outgay the OP, who is by definition a faggot, in not just any thread, but the gay thread? What the actual fuck, 'non? I came here to lust after musky stallion and you ruined it. It's so gay I feel straight now.
>>40992210me too
>>40930567>filename Yeah.
>>40932913No. They need love too.
>>40942773Agree. Was wanting to kiss
>>40953687No one paid him any attention until...
>>40955371No. Would scritch tho.
>>40992222I want him to blush profusely over the entire event.
>>40988874There's a line between big and too big, unrealistically too big that is.Being a macrofag though I also enjoy literally gigantic horsecock.
>>40992286is there an uncropped version of this sloppa?
>>40992355Doubt, just something an anon posted on /trash/ recently.
>40989329Most Colts grow out of it, but some stallions remain shy about it all their lives. The solution? Robes, of course. Why do you think our favorite wizard always wears one? >>40988000Realistic. Artists tend to go bigger and bigger, I think, without realizing it. Large, but proportional, looks tiny because of what we're accustomed to at this point.
>>40992517He didn't have to lift that leg to show off his cutie mark. He knew exactly what he was doing.
>>40992964In fact lifting his leg obscures his cutie mark by moving his rump towards his lifted cloak.
>>40992517Do stallions just walk around with their shlongs dangling out? Shouldn't they keep it retracted?
>>40993108Stop staring at them and it's not a problem
>>40992517That's a DICK!!
>>40992217 disliking that post means you've never been gay
I’m starting to get a feeling some of you aren’t entirely heterosexual
>>40993108it's involuntary
>>40993144Oh? And who made you the arbiter of homo?
Of all the stallions in the background cast, who do you think has the biggest loads?
>>40993170Loving stallions and wanting to be in a healthy and intimate relationship with one built on loyalty, trust, commitment, passion, and genuine love is not gay by any means
>>40993201The kirin
>>40993201the one with a nut for a cutie mark seems like a safe bethis dad is also a sensible guess by that standard
>>40993215That mare is so lucky. Between her husband and her son she must be practically bathing in the stuff daily.
>>40993283I'm glad I didn't have to be the one to say it. He's a bit of a fruit, but there is no reason he has to be an outright fag. Maybe he's just a sweet little foal. A real Momma's boy. A colt who loves his Dad. The kind of little pony who would cry if his parents left his side. Who nursed from mommy's teats a little longer than most. A poner who wanted to spend all his time cuddling with mom and dad. A little wallflower who didn't have to compete or impress, but had, from birth, two ponies to love and to love him in return. A sensitive, sweet little guy who discovered that his mother's milk was more satisfying than any food. That there was nothing more comforting than father's embrace. That it felt good to press his little body against theirs, and feel the soft warmth against his crotch. That he, and his parents, reacted in a certain way to loving and being loved. That by pleasing himself, he could please them, and vice versa. A colt who grew up loving and reveering his parents, and who, having come to comprehend the reality of his conception, could not help but love and reveer the parts of them and the act that brought him into being. The seed that gave him life. The cock that sewed it. The balls that made it. The stallion to whom it belonged. The womb that carried him. The pussy that birthed him. The body that sustained him. The mare. Who wanted to greedily take his father's love, every last drop, and generously give his own to his mother, planting his seed right where he came from, right where it belongs, in the hopes that his own love might create a beautiful new life, just as his was created so many years ago. Don't blame me for this shit. You brought it up.
>>40993382
>>40993382thanks bro
>>40993382Shit. How is Elusive and/or Star Tracker ever going to break into a relationship dynamic like that?
>>40993382What
>>40992517Honestly, I didn’t even realize the true nature of this picture. I was too busy actually staring at his cutie mark. It’s actually over for me.
Imagine cuddling a stallion, and he's warm
stalloins
So how hard do stallions belly slap? Is it a gentle slap or more of a death slap?
>>40995025And he's sweaty and he has your cum inside him
>>40995187Depends on the stallion.
>>40995187It's more gentle
>>40995187what if a stallion slapped (You)r belly instead of his
>>40996195hot
>>40996195>lying on your back in bed>your stallion is standing over you, hooves on either side>he's grunting and sweating, he's got his teeth clenched from the pleasure>he's just slapping his horsecock on your belly
>>40996248imagine him blasting his load all over your chest, u-unf...
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2024/3/28/3331459.png
stallion hump
Has a nutritioniat ever evaluated the feasibility of living on a 100% stallion cum diet? Is it a balanced diet?
>>40998674>Is it a balanced diet?As far as I know semen contains no fiber, so that's a no.
>>40928391>>40977519I think I fall somewhere between the two..
Not that anon, I think I'd really like the taste and smell of stallion semen, but I would love to spend all day making stallions cum. I love them.
What are you best at?
stallion sandwich
>>41000018nothing
>>41000018>Donut cutie markThere is clearly a backstory to these two.
>>41001238I think that's a pancake with syrup and butter on it
>>41001238I think it's actually a pancake, but a donut would be funnier.
>>41000018God, I wish I had a special talent in taking stallion dicks.
>>41002025A mark is for something that you find truly fulfilling. You'd probably get a mark in it if you were a pony.
>>41002567That stallion looks a bit fruityNow THESE are Stallions
>>41003676>when they realize they are locked in the room with Anon
>>41002797I dunno, those stallions literally have fruit cutie marks
>>41002797>this exact braeburned image was posted in 2014, when I was a month away from graduating high school>when I had already been a brony for 3 years at that point I should leave 4chan.
>>41004144Why? It's only just getting started
>>41004144I too measure the passage of time by when various pony porn images were created.
>>41004155Maybe it's time to stop. >>41004156You mock me, but the only reason I thought about that in the first place was because I beat off to that picture the same night I finished typing up my senior thesis. I haven't even seen that image since, until now.
i want a stallion to shoot loads in my mouth
New thread >>41004820
