>"Uhh...you're a human, right?">"Yeah so-- why do you look so fucked up?" >"You look so...weird...your eyelashes are a lot longer and there's a lot more of them...your eyebrows are also quite full...scratch that you've got so much hair all over!">"So tell me, are you some kind of lesser form of human or something? A monkey, perhaps?">"Anyway, s-stop looking at me like that. You fucking mouth-breathing pervert.">"No girl in their right mind would ever want to give you the time of day...I c-certainly wouldn't">"Faggot."
>>41041052>bakaToo tsundere for me. Posey is more unique than that.
>>41041119so when she calls you a 'monkey nigger' she actually means it? seems a bit too cruel...
>>41041052STOP MAKING FUN OF MY SLOPED FOREHEAD
>>41041052Is she talking to Captain Caveman?
>>41041052>Lesser humanIronic coming from the tiny bodied jaundiced midget
>>41041052Shut up ho gimme some milk>Aggressively grabs both of her boobies with my hairy ape knuckles
>>41041119People don't understand a difference between Tsundere and Chudere
>>41041052wow, human Posey got my dick like a balloon. Ill add it to my gf cosplay list
>>41041052EQG would have been amazing if it looked like thisShe looks human, beautiful, not like some failed lab experiment, while still resembling enough reference and charm of the pony counterparts Never forgive hascuck for the abomination they gave us
>>41041685Hasbro was retarded. They forced human world on FANTASY setting ponies, but now they refuse to make one about ponies that use modern technology
>>41041941It's time for the final blow to this shithole of a company Can't wait until they finally bite the dust for good and mlp is sold to someone who is not braindead
>>41041685Yeah, sure. It's always amusing when you guys talk a big game about how you know better than people who actually work in the field and have industry experience. Man, this is like getting financial advice from a homeless guy.
I just figured out why Posey looks so good in the OP pic compared to EqG. She has normal-ish human proportions.
>>41042090Are you trying to say EQG looks better than OP pic? In what world are they not ugly as fuck?? I'm not even a >barbiefag haterI watched most of EQG but that doesn't change shit about their looks>industry experienceMeans absolute JACKSHIT when your goal is to sell dolls and not to make a good show EQG was a marketing campaign to outsell monster high, not to be enjoyable for viewersThis is either bait or next level hasdrone shit. Either way, here's the (you)
>>41041052>Anon lets out a mighty yell and charges Posey>She screams and goes to run but he catches her wrist>Anon tosses her over his shoulder and begins to walk away she bangs on his back and yells to let her go>Police arrive and try to stop Anon from leaving but all they have accomplished is giving him some bananas>Anon trudges back to his cave home >Weeks later authorities arrive at the abode>Posey answers the door barefoot and a scowl on her face>She tells them to leave her happy home alone>Posey slams the door and walks over to her Anon who smiles and holds her in his arms>She mutters they were trying to take her monkey away from her>Anon makes sympathetic noises and checks her for ticks
>>41042147>that night
>>41041052 This is kinda uncomfortable to watch; it feels like they're draining the pissing out of me. Kind of the same feeling I had as a kid when watching one of my parents fill up the car with gasoline. Weird somehow.
>>41043177what
>>41041207>People
>>41043177sober anon here and i weirdly know what your talking aboutit's basically that weird feeling of seperation and suspense even thought there's nothing even bad happeningit's like it just breaks your flow, after seeing the trees pass while driving all of a sudden you're just stationary and it feels really weirdkind of a similar situation to reaching the end of a roller coaster ride, that lack of movement feels odd at first and this anon is trying to relate that feeling to whatever the fuck OP just posted
>>41041207>chudere>chudthis has to be a joke right?
>>41041052I want her to look at me like this before she demands I treat her to dinner.
>>41043727Is 'dinner' a euphemism for your 'cock'?
https://ponepaste.org/7834
>>41044207Dude...I wrote that several years ago and abandoned it because...I don't even remember why.
>>41044223Sounds like now's a good opportunity to continue.
>>41044223Get back to it, bud!
>>41044243>>41044225Hmmm. I might but idk if I'd post it here. I feel like I owe it to the guys in the Posey thread who held it down for us for two years. Might post it there instead. Or I could just be an attentionwhore and post it both here and there.
posey pump
>>41044447You can cross-thread to the Posey one, saves you the trouble of doing it twice.
>>41045320Seems like plan
>>41044826
>>41041052Does anyone have a link to that Posey green?
>>41046703
>>41046914is it this one? >>41044207
>>41047255Thanks
bumping
>>41046703good head
>>41046703unf
>>41047255yes thanks
>>41041135>who is this forme!
>>41042090okay nignog I dont even agree that OP looks good and that guy is a faggot but I'm gonna have to stop you right there. EQG looks night and day better with a competent artist and you dont have to imagine shit, the giga leak left storyboards available on youtube right now. They all look UNBELIEVABLY SUPERIORhasbro didn't go that route because this shit is designed to be as cheap as humanly possible. Anyway it's obvious in hindsight but I would just get trigger to animate it and it would be financially fine.
Start the thread with a pony next time.
>>41049981which is exactly what I said you parrotting faggot
>>41050658Nah, this is actually better than a dog
I wish there were more actual human anon in eqg stories.it’s an interesting idea but they all get dropped almost immediately.I wish this one had continued but it was dropped like the next day https://ponepaste.org/9556
>update to that green: never ever
>>41050952Why didn't you just ask him to continue it? That guy showed up in the "Anons Don't Care About Greentext" thread asking for (You)s on his stuff, like, a month ago. I was the only that replied to him, so get your ass over there.
>>41051897I didn’t even know he posted still Jesus any clue were he frequents
>>41051897I don't go into whiny threadsIf he wants (you)s he needs to post green in a thread like thispicunrelated
>>41050952there are a few but their rgre
>>41052760Yeah I’ve read most of them but few actually explore how different anon would be.like I want to see how eqg humans react to a big( for you) alien human
>>41050658This.>>41050886G4-ified, not G5.
>>41051980Here's the spoon >>40995994
>>41053177>G5 show>"No you should post a G4-ified picture!"Tard.
>>41053593
>>41041052I don’t see the point in fighting you anymore. So go crawl off some place and hide, I don’t really care.
>>41052495I prefer them younger
>>41054723you made her cry
>>41054833same
pump posey
>>41055618i want to pump Posey
>>41041052I want to sniff her armpits while she looks disapprovingly at me
>>41055773Never go full anime, anon.
>>41055624pump with purpose, anonposey is for motherhood
Warning: rare picture of a happy, positive Posey
>>41041052I’d destroy Posey by speaking and carrying myself with dignity despite being Eqg’s equivalent of a saiyan and being dismissive of her
>>41057645kek
>tfw no chud gf
>>41058359top cute
>>41059425love her
>>41058359Qt
bump
i feel like she likes smelly boys
>>41061684*small boys
>>41062248im 5'8 that's basically 6ft
>>41062248Qt
>>41041052>>41041685Is it fanart in a better style or did they do a different artstyle at some point?
Boop
>>41063570
>>41041207No such thing
any more art?
>>41044223I still remember that green. I wish you would continue it.
>>41065365im still workin on it probably check the other posey thread on the catalog too
>>41062257under 6'0 makes you a midget sorry
>>41065502Will do
>>41065542Posey says otherwise. Sorry, chud.
Does Posey shave down there or does she keep it bushy?
>>41066452She 100% keeps it wild
>>41066454FUCK. I hope it smells (it probably does0>
>>41044207Good read
>>41066452>>41066454She shaves it in the shape of a political party symbol
>>41067174H
>>41068886save the chuds
>>41068886should have been 4 leafs
>>41044447Pls make more of that green, I remember reading and loving it
>>41069384thanks working on it
>>41069663Anon this make my day, Im going to kiss you and call you cutepie
posey pussy
>>41069855pussy posey
>>41068886Love her
Up
Down
Left
Right
>>410738472 up, 2 down, left, right, B, A, start.
>>41074473The code to make Posey squirt like a broken faucet.
>>41074484>it tastes like teayum
>>41074515Im going to need my fancy tea cup for that
>>41074820I'd love a tea set like that
Le Bump
>>41041052I hate EqG but this Posey does something to me.
>>41041052>>41041177babe i keep telling you, if the choice had to come down between you and captain caveman, i'm going to pick captain caveman every single time, so shut your mouth before things get messy, this is your final warning
>>41078141>This was in response to the "You can only pick one, choose wisely" meme>Posey doesn't realize it's for people who aren't in a relationship>Anon is devastated
>>41078141If I ever catch you talking to Posey like that in Equestria I am going to rearrange your ribcage.
>>41078199damn, I'm devastated
>>41078141based Caveman chad
baby bump
God I wanna sniff Posey's smelly hairy pussy.
>>41078687musky posey pubes
Awaken
>>41074473does anyone have any more koikatsu posey pics?
>>41079938There's barely anything, anonShouldn't be that hard to make your own, weebs can do it after allhttps://ponerpics.org/search?q=posey+bloom%2Ckoikatsu
>>41041052I’m a homeworld human and you’re a shitty, weak crayolayy subspecies so your the ugly one here
>>41080360catfight!!
>>41079938
>>41080978love her night dress and heavy saggers
>>41080978Unf
>>41080978We won't need that condom
>>41041052Honestly, if the writers of EQG were behind it, I wouldn't mind a G5 EQG.
>>41082954Perhaps one day
>>41041052I wish there was more porn of this chara
>>41083769Same
>>41083769be the change you want to see
>>41084616Soon. Still need to get a graphics card.
>>41085191we eagerly await
>>41080978God I love the idea of Posey having huge milkers and being embarrassed about it.
>>41042367> Even later that night (They tried anal)
>>41085990get behind thee sataan
Le Bump for anal
>>41085990based
>>41086840same
>>41086840And again
>>41086840I don't care about anal, but a bump for Posey lewd doesn't seem like a waste of time.
>>41080978Baby making sex with Posey.
It's cemented in my mind that Posey's just some 4channer sperg who doesn't know how to act normally around people. Like a more racist Bocchi.
>>41089561sounds like wallflower
>>41090140kek
