>>41098165
Good thing peetzer princess found a good and willing stock in another dimension

I will always be there for her. She will never be alone.

>>41098188
>nice numbers
Some mares might be concerned about potential backlash from female humans considering that equestria is taking their males, but don’t worry! Cadence has done lots of research and found out that female humans would rather be mauled by a bear than be around their males, Celestia knows why. So take any you like girls!

>>41098165
Da faq is wrong with Rarity's hooves??

>>41098275
what no man does to a MF (Mare Foreveralone)

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>>41098165
>dilatus
Thread hidden. See you guys in 2 months.

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>>41098329
there was a time he wasn't insane

>>41098329
Good riddance, fuck off

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Befriending mares, and then some.

>>41098509
>"Hey, handsome, do you play piano? I bet your fingering is AMAZING"

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>>41098772
she's an animal in bed

>>41098329
I feel you, Anon. But isn't that a bit too brash?

>>41098909
Holy shit, just look at that swing of the hammock. A pure beast.

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Mare hole.

܂>>41095680
>two proxies to the ship's biolab
Don't anypony on Equestria misses them? Even if they are only gone for a few days or a week.
>gestation unit
I bet Sky will want to wake up in it.
>Are you sure he wants to do that?
Getting closer.
>First-hooved.
Nailed it.
>determined to go through the process
Well, he never experienced birth, but this one won't be real either.
>Not being able to move is one of his worst personal nightmares
What about the giant tube down in his throat?
>his mind struggles to make sense of the current situation
I mean doesn't he saw it before?
>impairs Sky Squall's mental capacities as well
Well okay. Odd that disorientation does this to him, after all he is a pegasus and he spent the past who knows how long learning to fly spaceships which has 0 "normal" feedback.
>Give me thirty seconds to double-check everything.
Make it a minute!
>You give him a reassuring nod.
Oh cmon, let's make him eat what he just cooked. That way he will learn that bad choices have consequences.
>respirator
Oh cmon, no tube in the throat? Missed opportunity to endlessly mock him.
>For sure.
Lying.
>You were right about the air in this room though. It could be better.
Old people smell. There are two in the room!
>spar with you in the biolab
Just born and already picking fights? Suddenly I'm not sure Sky is the best choice for being the 4th god.
>I can't show myself there.
I think there is plenty of uninhabited parts still.
>She is likely to notice the presence of a camouflage
Then don't go near her?
>Or alter-alter ego, in your case.
Did their proxies died already?
>three space suits of the equine variant
This is new.
>and a towel
Never go anywhere without one.
>I get the concept.
If he keeps this up he will develop severe claustrophobia.
>...uiet
I assumed they could hear Sky for the whole time.
>It will feel like a second skin to you in no time.
More than one way. (Proxy.)

Thanks for the update!

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Silly leather mare.

>>41100569
many mares are silly at heart

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>>41100955
But one mare is the silliest of them all.

>>41100968
AJ sure is a gentleman's taste.

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>>41100968
she's the best

>>41102246
Sm0l, but adorable.

>>41102597
they are little ponies after all

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>>41102597
We can go smaller.

>>41100392
>Don't anypony on Equestria misses them?
Not necessarily. If they're known to travel a lot and frequently, there could easily be a couple of extensive gaps between each individual visit in the same area. Which would mean that the ponies who live in these places are aware that the two only show up in their corner of the world once every few weeks or months or so, and at the same time they have no idea where the two are whilst they're away. It wouldn't cause too much confusion if they "disappear from the map" on occasion, as everyone would assume that they're just somewhere else at the moment.
>Odd that disorientation does this to him
The disorientation isn't the main issue since this is only a symptom of the situation. He's having these problems because his sensory perception is misfiring wildly before it is gets gradually adjusted to proper standards, meaning that his own senses lead him astray in absolutely abstract dimensions, especially at the beginning. Think of him like he's suddenly being thrown into the equivalent of a television static screen, you know, the good old ones with their visual black and white messes, literally in the blink of an eye, whilst being immobilized and surrounded by liquid, and he is getting just one more little morsel of clarity with each passing second as his mind is racing in futile loops. That's unlike anything he has encountered before.
>That way he will learn that bad choices have consequences.
Well, the number on the hill and the time in the ditch already demonstrated that quite thoroughly to him. That was a day he certainly won't forget. It's also a bit different this time around because Anon and #deca.mare informed Sky in advance that experiencing the initialisation could have some rough streaks, and he listened to their considerations before he came to his informed decision. He knew that he was likely to face some discomfort along the way, and he accepted those side effects for what they are. There's no need for Anon to hammer it home any further, and Sky Squall in turn did not complain much about it either. The whole thing was practically done and dusted the moment Sky managed to get over his initial shock.
In contrast to that, his stunt on the hill was an impulsive action in which he threw everything to the wind, willingly, to charge ahead. He had good and brave intentions in mind, sure, but it messed with things he could not have known of, so Anon had to intervene before Sky really started to fuck things up. That's where the Pegasus made a truly poor and partially uninformed decision, which led to his aforementioned unpleasant bath in a ditch. And it sparked a longer discussion between the three of them to iron out Sky Squall's chipped self-confidence.
[Cont.]

>>41103698
>Just born and already picking fights?
It's not meant to be aggressive or anything like that though. To him, it's more like a gesture of camaraderie and challenging each other on friendly terms. In a way, rearing up in this manner is somewhat like a Pegasus equivalent of a "high five".
>I think there is plenty of uninhabited parts still.
Sure. Lots of them, even. Considering that there are still several blank spots on the Equestrian map at the start of the show, i.e. a millennium later, the post-Nightmare Equestria must have wide swathes of unclaimed land in all directions. There's very little they could do in these areas though, aside from spending planetary time in their own little group.
>Then don't go near her?
If only it were that easy. They cannot fully know for sure what Celestia senses and what not until she does, as her perception is more keen than that of most. She's a bit of a wildcard in this regard, so it is theoretically possible that she somehow picks up on strange "magical" signals that are popping up somewhere in the distance. It wouldn't be entirely unfounded as far as the show goes either, as it would be comparable to the visions she had in S4 when Tirek made his sudden reappearance known to the world. Now granted, the three do not pose a danger to the land like he does, but the principle is similar.
>Did their proxies died already?
No, it refers to the proxy already being an alter ego of Anon in its current form, whereas the proxies of #deca.mare and Sky Squall embody themselves. Or at least the pony part of her sentience in #deca.mare's case.
>This is new.
Not really. Anon used a prototype of these suits with his proxy when he boarded the first terraformer wreck that they scooped up in their salvage efforts. The idea has been around for a while.
>Never go anywhere without one.
And don't panic.

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Much text.
Much wasteland.
Wow.

>>41104308
I want to kiss Littlepip right on her nose

>>41104322
where nose??

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>>41104543
Her cutie little snootie

>>41104543
Small mares have small snoots.

Fallout equestria sucks and it killed the thread

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>>41105156
She is perfect sized

>>41105174
Haha look at that little cute tomboy

>>41105801
Well...
I guess it can still be a dick hole?

>>41105869
wouldn't get you where it needs to be, though. Without pulling it down a bit more.

>>41105851
>likes guns
That's the good stuff, Anon.

>>41105883
Hold on, she's good at computers and lockpicking too! No keeping her out of your house.

>>41105892
Why would I keep her out? I love her little snooter and want to brush her mane!

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>>41105900
Something about her just takes me back to 2013...

>>41105908
i never got around to reading it until like 2018, feels like i hopped on at the end of the ride again

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>>41105912
There's still stuff going on, someone's trying to make an animated adaption of FoE.

>>41105933
i got low hopes for it. no one has completed one before.

>>41098329
Whats the story with that artist ?

>>41103702
>Well, the number on the hill
tldr 2 paragraphs trying to turn a kick in the balls into a character study

>>41105969
went full tumblr/twitter brainworms/TDS, started using pones as mouthpieces for his own shit opinions (this really ramped up during the BLM riots as he was firmly in the "they dindu nuffin" camp), was one of many who pitched a bitchfit during the derpibooru nonsense during that period as well.

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>>41105908
>2013 was 11 years ago
I wanna go back

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>Mare stretches her glutes in front of you
What do?

>>41108000
'mire, of course.
Gotta work on my own, and taking reference for stances can't hurt.

>>41108000
Stretch my pelvic muscles right behind her while she does it.
Bonus points for making eye contact with someone else while talking

>>41108455
>Do this whilst talking to Blossomforth
>She does one of her equally impossible physical exercises at the time.

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Mare at dusk.

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>/nmp/ is as dead as /ggf/
Bruh moment

>>41109500
surely everyone's just busy getting ready for marefair in September.

>>41109500
This place really needs some more writers.

>>41109758
true

>>41109758
trve

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(You)r mare has a special interest. Would you endorse it?

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>>41109758
Do writers who aren't writing anything count?

>>41110639
Kinda hard to boost thread activity when no content is posted.

>>41110610
depends on what it is
if she goes out to larp on weekends as Bloodthirster the Daunting, barbarian of the wastes, then yeah sure.

>>41109758
all except one were successfully driven off by toxicity

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>>41111132
>forgetting the truecel vs fakecel civil war that fractured this general forever

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>>41111132
But most of it was obviously deliberate drama stirring.

>>41111132
>driven off by toxicity
The correct term is "gatekept".

>>41111396
At times maybe, but some of it was blatant shitposting as well.

>>41111396
A pretty closed gate, literally all the writefags was attacked continuously.

>>41111821
the only one I recall being furiously yelled at was the FoE fag, who pitched a bitchfit as well because he couldn't take that his taste was bad.
I don't think there was any vitriol near that degree pitched at bughorses, bats, or anyone else who kept it with man and mare.

why do so many good people die while a piece of shit like me goes on living

>>41112042
Just how it is on this bitch of an Earth.
Let every loss be a reminder to goad you into being better than you were yesterday.

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>>41112042
The only real way to prevent that is to become someone who's life worth living so you don't have to justify your existence to yourself.

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>>41111835
Autistic man angry that my waifu is superior, seethes endlessly.

>>41112247
>my waifu is superior
This attitude right here was the problem. It's one thing to love your waifu, it's another to shit on all the others.

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Remember your wife isn't just your support
she's also your workout buddy

>>41112537
>Celly as workout buddy
Doing this exercise with her would surely end with my knees shooting out of my legs or something.

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>>41112804
one day you will be equal to it
you don't do the big lifts at the start, you just use larger ponies over time until you're ready

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>>41112255
Tell the autist that, all he does is whine about Littlepip whenever she gets posted.

>>41112042
Skill issue. Suck less so you can make other, even worse people ask the same question.

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>>41111943
Chad chat.

>>41098165
What would it be like to get matched with a workaholic pony, dedicated to her craft?

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>>41113970
I can immediately see a few different things happening depending on the mare and her job
>become involve in her work, help out or become an apprentice, do things together, try to keep up
Probably the most rational outcome but most likely really hard for some exotic professions involving magic or flight.
>she really wants to make the time to dedicate to you but it's so hard to do, is conflicted about it and as a result both her work time and (you) time suffer until you resolve it
I can see creatives reacting that way, Rarity immediately comes to mind. Bonus points if you inspire the mare to work even harder, making hanging out with you harder as a result.
>she wants to stay dedicated to her craft and you have to fight for your time together
The Harshwhinny scenario, but also I can see how high-profile public figures like pop stars or actresses wouldn't want to abandon their calling. Those, or very dedicated salarymares.

>>41112823
Start by lifting random maids, then guards, then twilight, cadence, luna, and finally celestia

>>41114101
>Twilight
>Heavier than guards
I know she's got a lot of burgers on her rump, but I doubt that she weighs more than a buff stallion.

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>>41114324
>lifting stallions
gay

>>41114476
Oh right, sorry. I thought about the generic male guards.

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mare

>>41115455
Guardsmares are precious.

>>41115531
Plus, their warplate perfectly frames and accentuates their rears.

>>41115561
That's true for most mare dresses.

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These eyes man. They're magical.

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Imagine Cadence making a chart like this for Anons and mares.

>>41103702
>It wouldn't cause too much confusion if they "disappear from the map" on occasion
At this point, they are too old for that in my opinion.
>before he came to his informed decision
I think he is more stubborn than to really take into account what they said. He decided "it can't be that bad" and stuck with it.
>strange "magical" signals that are popping up somewhere in the distance
What about the shuttles? Or the underground transporters. Or the mothership circling the planet. I don't think she can sense a camouflaged pony 2 town over. Tirek is different, he extensively used strong magic, while these three would just manipulate the vision of the nearby ponies which would not be strong magic imho. These ponies are in constant connection with Harmony, all their brain functions run elsewhere so the camouflage would not even be happening near them.
>suits
Ah, I forgot.

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Nothing expresses the essence of mares quite like this image.

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>>41116302
One cannot resist their charms.

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Always remember the classics.

>>41118460
Kek. An unusual cure. But when it works, it works.

So what happens when your husbando doesn't seem to understand love? He isn't evil or anything, but he doesn't know how to respond to affection.

>>41118842
just keep trying, I'm sure it's just because he's never experienced it before.

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>>41119009
>just because he's never experienced it before
And about as skilled in subtlety as pic related.

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>When she is getting creative

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BEEG mare

>>41120004
Beeg mares are a treasure.

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>>41118842
>he doesn't know how to respond to any form of affection despite desperately wanting to show it himself in overwhelming amounts to anyone who's nice to him
>she only knows how to be generally nice but everything beyond that is a mystery and the thought of mishandling him scares her
Fix this now

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>>41120004
Yes.

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>>41120862
I bet he'd respond to that.

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>>41120527
As are normal sized mares and smol mares.

>>41112537
cutest pic in this thread

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*pins you down and has her way with you*

>>41122258
>tfw a mare gives you craft herpes and regular herpes

>>41122280
>craft herpes = glitter
Just in case anyone was wondering.
That shit gets everywhere.

>>41118842
He's broken, return to Earth and have a new one issued. It's not your job to fix him.

>>41106450
>mouthpieces
I hate when artists do this. It's like they can't stand for their own opinions without hiding behind a sockpuppet who would never even bring up the topic. Like "Hurrdurr, I'm Rarity, and I think all cops are bastards. Vote Biden or you're not my little pogchamp uwu darling". It's cowardly and patronizing.

>>41122380
Artists should not be allowed to express opinions.
Unless they agree with me.

>>41122541
they can have opinions, they just shouldn't force some fictional character to regurgitate them because they don't have the conviction to do it with their own mouth.

>>41122541
I'm literally saying they should express their opinions without pretending it belongs to some cartoon character instead of themselves, you illiterate fucking ape.

>>41122616
They can have opinions.
They should keep their opinions to themselves.
No one is interested in their opinions.

>>41122655
That's nice.
I don't want to hear their stupid opinions.

>>41122258
>Nuquestria
That would be a reason to an hero.

>>41122312
I knew that about glitter already but I still saw "craft herpes" and thought it was what you got when you fucked a gril who drinks IPAs

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Night mare.

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Always remember, eye contact is vital.

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>>41124450

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Remember, some mares might need an adjustment period to being in a relationship too.

>>41125849
Worth it for the precious plum mare.

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>>41125849
I want to cuddle her

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>>41126165

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>"Mhhh Yes Umm fellow human men. We have a new agenda from the World Economic Forum."
>"You VILL eat zhe hay"
>""You VILL immigrate through zhe portal"
>"You VILL live in zhe cottage"
>"You VILL chat with zhe neighbors"
>"You VILL marry and impregnate zhe mare"
>"You VILL have lots of foals"
>"Und you VILL be happy"
>"Isn't that right fellow lizard ponies-I mean lizard juice?"

>>41127360
Now that's an agenda I can get behind.

>>41127360
what's yer offer

>>41127360
Sounds good. Where do I sign?

>>41126738
I am not into her. However, if I was, hypothetically speaking, I would stop at nothing to try and find a way to fix her horn. She deserves it.

>>41128288
if nothing else, there should be a crystal prosthesis to use as a focus.
And who knows, the zebra tooth growing potion might have similar concoctions for bones of the forehead.

>>41128297
If it were simple, it would have probably already been done.
She probably has serious brain damage, that will need to be addressed if she's going to truly healed. The damage done seems to have shifted her personality.
It's why her version in EqG shouldn't have missing hands, she should have a metal plate in her head and a personality disorder.

>>41128309
her serious brain damage was not wanting friends and being unable to focus her magic properly. It's basically nerve damage and fixing the horn would be like growing a shitload of nerves to replace a dead cluster
which means her horn would be super-sensitive for a while, both for channeling magic and for it being touched.

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>>41125849

>>41095684
Usual time post. Just as the last few chapters, I'm still working on this one, just not in the pace that I'd like to maintain.
>>41116937
Sorry for the late response. I didn't quite find the proper time to write earlier.
>At this point, they are too old for that in my opinion.
Fair point. Their age could indeed be a concern for some. Though I reckon they could claim to mostly travel in groups with others to minimise the risks or some such thing. It's not like the average pony would doubt their words and check whether this is actually the case or not.
>more stubborn than to really take into account what they said
Sure, he might have underestimated the effect to a degree, though I don't think that he'd outright ignore the warning in its entirety. Like, he heard the warnings and prepared himself, for example, for a 2/10 as far as inconvenient moments go, yet he faced a 5/10 experience instead. Not nice, and certainly enough for second thoughts, but still bearable for the most part.
>What about the shuttles? Or the underground transporters. Or the mothership circling the planet.
Celestia can't sense them directly and discern what they are, but she indirectly does know that they are there in some fashion. After all, she once has taken control of a capital ship weapon system and used it actively to stave off a group of dragons, so she has far more agency than most. But just like all the other ponies, the best she can do is to perceive these things as a part of an elaborate school of magic which is far beyond the knowledge of most, and she would consider the occasional readings of a shuttle or any other unit as a fleeting whim of, for the lack of a better term, "background magic". Something which is around them, somewhere, somehow, but which she can't put into a more tangible form. Even her giving the order to fire the turrets would be interpreted by her as having performed a magic incantation ritual of some kind.
>which would not be strong magic imho
Yeah, it is far less potent. But it would still be advisable for them to keep a low profile and avoid a direct confrontation with Celestia or some of her more magically inclined companions like Ink. That wouldn't be much of a challenge for the two, considering their profound intel, but it would still be an effort which isn't strictly necessary.

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Mare is cooking something up.

>>41127360
Cut out the hay and you've got yourself a deal

>>41129102
>aislop

I like art where the human has a ridiculously long and thick penis that he uses to plow mares into ecstasy

>>41129913
That's what happens to all humans who go to Equestria. The Power of Love(tm) grants them those enhancements when they arrive, so they can fully please mares.

>>41129714
>botpost

bros i'm so glad that being human means i'll become a sex god when I get to Equestria

>>41130520
who cares about being a sex god when you can scratch a mare under the chin while she rests her head in your lap

>>41130520
>>41129913
Average nmpcel obsessed with dicks

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>>41130520
>sex god
>not being satisfied with cuddles and boops
this is not the thread for you

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>>41112247
>my waifu is superior
*laughs in security*

>>41130990
Why not both?

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>When Pinkie is trying to play matchmaker instead of Cadence

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>>41131839
>"Please Anon, I don't want my sisters to end up as wizards like Twilight"

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>You sit across from Cadance as she pages through your file
>"Well, uh..." she looks between the file and you, "I'm trying to get a gauge on what you're like, but this is... A lot of mixed signals."
>You twiddle your thumbs nervously
>"I'll be honest, this is pretty gross. The only thing you haven't enjoyed thoroughly is gore. Cozy Glow, really? These mares here are too old to be in diapers!" Cadance smacks the file with a hoof in disbelief, "These mares are walking on two legs, this is a mare using an entire building to pleasure herself. Just who is this Lemon Drop you've been cranking your hog to? She needs to be arrested. This is a gryphon... And this game you've been playing, Reign Equestria." She looks at you once more, "What exactly happened to you as a child to make you like this?"
>Cadance sets the folder down, you can see it had a lot of images you've beat off to
"Uhh... We all make mistakes in the heat of passion?"
>"This, this is bad Anon. I can't make you a good husband for a mare. She'd have a heart attack from being exposed to this kind of degeneracy."
>"I usually don't do this, but we're gonna need to break out the big guns. The crystal heart will have to search the manasphere to a mare who can handle your freakiness."
>You follow her to the giant gem and she makes you do a little appeasement dance and pray to the crystal before putting your hand on it
>It was searing hot to the touch and countless ancient glyphs flashed in your vision, burning into your retinas until you were cast falling into darkness
>The voice of Steve Urkel rattles through your skull, "Oops, sorry. Did I do that?"
>"Wh-where am I?"
>"Your essence has been linked to my omnipresence... Cadance was right, you're into some weird stuff."
"I just like to goon a bit! I can be normie!"
>"Stop speaking the tongues of the dark gods please."
>The voice goes silent for a few seconds as you feel its presence leave you
>"I have found a suitable mare. In my search, I have seen much and come to realize Cadance is actually a bit of a puritan. She shall be revealed to you, now awaken!"
>You open your eyes and fall back from the crystal heart
>Cadance retches
>Depicted within the gem is a mare in the privacy of her own home using a vibrator to stimulate herself through the excess cushion of a diaper
>You felt something familiar
"Aaahhh... I'm 'bout to... BUS!"
>You nutted in your pants and passed out, much to the princess' disgust

Diapers are worse than guro.

>>41131839
>Suddenly, everything goes dark as you're jerked off of your feet. You feel yourself moving, but since your body is scrunched up in this confined space, it's difficult to tell where you are going.
>You feel the walls start to give, so you struggle harder.
>The space you were in crumbles into sticky chunks that cling to your suit.
"What the hell is going on?!"
>You hear somepony gasp.
>""Go ahead! Unwrap your birthday present!"
>Pinkie? Of course pinkie is behind this.
>A mint-cream unicorn bounces on her hooves as she studies you with wide, golden eyes.
"Hi, Lyra...happy birthday?"
>You step out of the oversized confection, trying not to get any more frosting on your shoes.
>As you brush chunks off of your cake-caked suit, you notice you now have a light green ribbon with white and gold stripes tied in a large bow around your neck.
>Looks like Twilight is going to need to give somepony another of her "interventions".

>>41131890
I feel like I'm missing a lot of references.

>>41131928
>"Hi, Lyra...happy birthday?"
So she's napping people who are already in Equestria. Things are gonna be interesting when she starts to use little dimension hops to nap guys from Earth in a split second and returns with her 'loot' just as quickly.

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Happy mare bath.

>>41132277
>Pinkie was surrounded by blank expressions.
>"But if we're all the same color, won't we stand out?"
>"No-no-no! Where they are, they're all the same color!"
>The Magenta Mastermind tapped a hoof on the chart filled with pictures and diagrams of humans.
>"Okey-dokey! Tell me the plan."
>"You just told us all the plan."
>"I know! It's a review, to see if you remember all of it."
>The "humans" standing around the room muttered between each other, then one stepped forward.
>"You...We go to the place, then invite humans to the 'super-cool party' you set up, then, when they drink a lot, we bring them back through the portal."
>"But they have to be fun ones!", another of the "humans" interrupted.
>"Right! They have to have...um..."
>Pinkie filled in the blank, "The soul for getting down!", and busted out a few dance moves, to demonstrate.
>The "ordinary humans" nodded to each other.
>"Okay, got it."
>"Super-duper! Now get ready, we need to get this done before Twilight notices we're messing with her portal-thingy."
>Sunburst stepped from behind the arcane electronics, coat and cloak smudged with grease.
>"Pinkie, are you sure this is a good idea. I mean, the theory is sound, but very little is written about this specific type of portal..."
>"Don't worry! It'll be fine! What's the worst that can happen?"

>>41132443
remember to scrub your mare from tip to tail
it'll increase her affection without fail

>>41132445
>What's the worst that can happen?
Famous last words before disaster strikes.

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Mare doesn't know what the fine for dabbling in the darkest art is.

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>>41132823
Late night bathing is always a great thing too.

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>>41132443
It's so hot that bathing doesn't matter, you get sweaty right away.

>>41134695
>foam sweat
I see someone paid attention.

>>41134695
frothy mare sweat yes

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>>41133797
>ywn dabble in the dark arts with your waifu
I want friends on the other side

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>>41135342
Cult mares can be fun.

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>>41135602
Remember to go through official channels and not to resort to dubious magic to pull your husband from the aether. There's a lot more paperwork than you'd think.

>Paperwork for unofficial activities
That sounds like something that Twilight would set up.

>>41135856
Dammit.
>>41135617

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>>41117579
>>41116302
No resistance. And that's good.

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>>41136484
Maybe a little resistance to not make it feel TOO easy.

>>41137033
She looks slightly horny here. Not that this is a bad thing.

>>41137909
she's a unicorn Anon, she's always horny

>>41131890
Anon you're spending a lot of time with my chief of security guardmare, what were these doing in her room? Why are you running?

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>>41138303
>4chan disappeared my image
Classic

>>41138069
Carlos!

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>>41139002
who would be that little punster's match, do you suppose?

>>41139398
Colgate She'll love his puns.

>>41140226
Is that Luna or Nightmare? I'm not entirely sure.

>>41140523
why not both?

>>41141002
Because it appears to be a bipolar thing. Moon mare is either the one or the other.

>Mare on 10
No.

>>41098165
Anyone want to send some reading recommends for a few of these to start with?

>>41142330
Better don't start with the ongoing one, unless you can handle the autism that went into it.

>>41140523
I think it's just regular munhorse and not spooky munhorse.

>>41142330
Minty's Careful Steps by YukkuriPaleHorse

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>>41142610
>pic related
>>41143277
thanks anon

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>Pic related joins the Husbando Hunter teams
What happens next?

>>41131890
Bro is skibidi :skull:
ah hell nah

>>41143980
She teams up with Anonmare

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Mare is the light.

>>41144697
This is The Way.

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Thoughts on stage mares?

>>41145274
when you're with them, you'll always feel like you're under the spotlight
(as in you're the main character, not that you're constantly being watched)

>>41145535
That's just part of the life when you bond with a high profile mare.

>>41145535
>(but you *are* constantly being watched)

>>41145535
>>41145807
>>41145837
>turns out that the pony paparazzi are just as annoying as they are on Earth
>well, maybe "as annoying" is an overstatement
>they're certainly always clamoring for photos and bombarding you with questions but they're also a lot more respectful and polite
>the fact they're all adorable ponies helps too
>normally they just congregate in places that are hard to avoid like thoroughfare streets
>when you and your pony wife come through, the photos and questions begin
>you'll give them a few minutes of your time, then they're happy to leave you be and go about the rest of their day
>and when you're out in public, though you'll catch ponies giving you sidelong glances, you're left in peace for the most part, except for the occasional filly or colt wanting an autograph
>luckily you've never been followed by fans
>yet
>other than that, being horsemarried to a celebrity is pretty alright

>>41145856
>being horsemarried to a celebrity is pretty alright
>except for the intrusive thoughts telling you to do outrageously eccentric shit to throw gas on the fire

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>>41145274
Very exhausting to be with. If it's a high-profile celebrity expect to not be able to keep up with her tempo. Surrounded by press in public and extraverts in inner circles, is either an honest extravert herself or a constantly tired borderline sociopathic introvert when nobody's looking. Lack of privacy, constant grind at a pace you can't get used to quick enough. You could probably easily ruin her career without even realizing it because everything you do is thoroughly documented. You could probably just as easily ruin your relationship too because it's hard to understand this lifestyle and you'd end up insulting her without realizing it either.

>>41145900
>constantly tired borderline sociopathic introvert when nobody's looking
she's just like me

>>41145903
Maybe you can fix each other then.

>>41145900
I don't think high profile life in Equestria is quite as cutthroat as on Earth. It wouldn't be that bad, if Sweet and Elite is any indication.

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>>41146405
It's probably not AS bad but the trends seem to be there. Showbiz mares like Photo Finish do seem to be very busy and always in a hurry, pony press can be assholes all the same, fans can get just as jealous and bitter, and pony high society is most definitely overbearingly social. What's different about it is most art does come from the heart and not from the wallet, so singers, actresses and other creative mares won't be shallow and superficial even if they're married to their job and aren't quick to open up to someone who one day just appears out of nowhere and takes a permanent spot in their life.

>>41146714
>and pony high society is most definitely overbearingly social
Kinda 50/50. You have cunts like Jet Set and Upper Crust, but also more benign ponies like Fancy Pants and Fleu de Lis.

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Thethy mare with thethy lithp.

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>>41146405
>don't think high profile life in Equestria is quite as cutthroat as on Earth
unless it's the fashion industry

>>41148099
Manehattan was a mistake.

>>41148309
the industrial revolution and its consequences are a disaster no matter where you are

>>41148679
Truly, Manehattan is like Equestria's ghetto.

>>41148099
>>41148309
>Your lady has gotten serious in a funk ever since you left the cutthroat scene in Manehatten because she has no outlet for her competitiveness
Places like that exist because its denizens collectively agreed it should be that way. Sometimes being in a friendly small town isn’t enough for her and wants a place to sharpen her skills. Even she likes the feeling of a hard fought victory

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>>41148099
That's not the fashion industry, it's just one mare who desperately needs a hug and a bunch of foals to make cute outfits for

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>10

>>41149994
And that's bad because?

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>>41150054

>>41150066
I'm not gonna take any shit from a 10-year-old with a cowlick that could be used as a bullwhip

>>41149578
>Taming the lion
Based family founder.

>>41151084
>Public booping
Blue board!

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Jenny brewing.

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Feisty sportsmare.

Board's fast.

>>41152590
It only looks fast, in truth it is very slow. When everyone posts at the same time it provides a convincing illusion.

>>41153010
Yeah, it does have its high and low times.

>>41128650
Still alive post, the second. Sorry for the long delay. Time is scarce as ever and this chapter is going to be crucial. So I'm investing more work into it than usual to make sure that I don't screw this one up.

Bat mare eeeeing this thread up from page 10.

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>>41154864
You know, this does seem - at least temporarily - like it could be a satisfying way to live. Mostly because I'd be with the poni, and she would be all I really needed to make everything else about this okay.

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>>41106450
Some of the edits fixing/parodying his mouthpiece drawings were pretty good. Plus the little bit of his mom burning him when he came out as "poly".

>>41155026
>- at least temporarily - l
Why that?

>>41155052
honestly his relationship with his mother explained a lot

>>41155052
>his mom burning him
The only time I know of when a woman moment actually did something good for a change.

>>41106450
>really liked his old stuff
>still do
>it is now forever tainted with the knowledge of how he uses them as mouthpieces
I hope that faggot killed himself

>>41155940
Many such cases, sadly. It's a total brain worm.

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>when her casual sex appeal goes through the roof

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>>41156983
...as in, sex appeal that requires no effort, right?

>>41157101
Exactly.

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Stealth mare.

>>41157606
*stealth furry bear

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>>41125849
Redemption plum is cute in her own way.

>>41158038
most mares are

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>>41158833
Common NMM W.

>>41158833
>Daybreaker
Worth it.

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>>41158833
>Celestia: *has never kissed a human before*
>(You): *expects horse tongue*

>>41158960
The rump is too big.

>>41160614
Anon, I'm afraid you might have brain damage.

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>>41160614
Luna's tiny butt may excite you so, but the dark side of the moon is always a bit rounder than you think.

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>>41160456
I mean it is just one mark right here it counts, she knows what she's doing.

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Mare isn't ready for me

What?

>>41161188
Yeah this thread is pretty cringy

>>41162502
They go together like the horse and the carriage.

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>>41162005
I take it back bros, I take it all back. I wanted to believe there was good in this world and maybe there is but I don't care to look anymore.
Total mare supremacy.