Fine Dining EditionITT we talk about stallions (and other non-pony males) and R63 versions of mares.Last thread: >>41004820
male kirin, deer, gryphon, ... allowed too?
If
>>41124493If it was in the show and is male in some form, yes.Though you'll get furry-suspicion points for certain races.
>>41124555Just go with the race with even less fur, simple.Bonus points for the majority of named and speaking members being male.
>>41124493those are allowed, however liking griffons or other beakniggers means you have absolute shit taste
It's gayhomofag month
>>41124878My dude has markings on his markings
>>41124878fitting that you post an image with such a gay art style
>>41124878>cloat
>>41124451>ywn go grazing with your stallionwhy live
>>41124598Thorax was better when he had more holes to fill.
>>41124493>male kirinBased.>male deerUhh, okay?>male gryphonOh god no.
>>41124878This artstyle reeks of being made by an ftm fujoshi
>>41125267Probably I just like these two
>>41125399That Sunburst looks like Sunny Starscout on HRT.
>>41125440kek
>even more thorax/sunburstYeah I love gay month
>>41125997I love this beeg gay beetle
>>41124878>>41125399His goatee looks so wispy and ill-kept. There's so much attempted detail through marking things up. They don't even look masculine or feminine, especially not Sunburst. He really does look an FtM Sunny.I actually LIKE Sunburst, these pics just hurt me inside. This is why I hate the 'community' so much. Nothing can ever have graceful traits. Everyone they make art of looks like a mixed-race transmasc blob. Even the simple identity of someone is hard to tell when everyone looks so damn ugly.I hate June...makes me feel even more like an outsider among outsiders.
Not great art being posted so far.
finally, I can unfold the full extent of my big gayness, letting it shine like a beacon.
>>41124451I'm not gay, but it would be interesting to fondle their balls.
>>41126527G% has some cute males
>>41126346dat ear twitches
>>41126346I wanna scritch Hitch
>>41127885Little dude just needs some lovin'.
>>41124878>gayhomofag month>thread is filled with tumblr tranny art and g% dogs
>>41128499go back
>>41128507No, he's got a point.
>>41128512>he
>>41128499So homopeople cringe from the prideshit as well?
>>41128516I fucking despise lgbt and pride shit.t. flaming homo
>>41128514I am thinking that you need to go back instead.
>>41128525Saying that isn't going to save you from the firing squad.
>>41128525Wtf based faggots exist?
He is nice. I want him to be Rainbow Dash's boyfriend.
>>41124878>>41125399Here's a better "Unique" artstyle
>>41129033
It's so strange that people can't fathom gay dudes having taste. Either you'll eat up the excessively-detailed yet vastly unappealing tumblr artstyle of some ze-xer with six diagnosed disorders, or you're not gay? I wish faggotry wasn't such a deeply embedded part of pride month. Stallions and femcolts deserve better art.
I just want gay horses...
HORSE COCK
>>41129072Nobody thinks that.The stereotype is that tumbler-ish art is made by gays, not that you're only gay if you like to consume tumbler art. This is just exclusively something in your own head. I would correct your category error but it's much more than a category error. You're doing some really wild shit.
Leaving these threads until pride month is over
>>41129033>>41129043likey>>41129899dubs confirm this could be me and (You)
>>41128530I would side with them if these firing squads exist but unfortunately, they don't. Not anymore (or yet) at least.
>>41130241>You gothe?>I like you!!
>>41130687>Goth HitchNeeeeeed
>>41130241when I first saw the thumbnail I thought there was a human penis cumming on sprout
>>41130750
>>41131050Perfection
>>41131236Grump bug just wants a hug
>>41130709unf I love stallions with a big wing span
>>41131269You know what they say about big wings
>>41131554Yeah, big wing hugs
>>41131554that they're fluffy and warm and great for cuddles?
>>41131554Yeah. They're sexy.
>>41131554What do they call r63 Celestia? Cosmos?
>>41131848 prince solaris
>>41131569just because I cant impregnate him doesn't mean Im not gonna try my FUCKING hardest
>>41132097no the Prince [X]olaris position is already taken by some blue faggot
>>41132302What faggot I'd nail him
>>41132317fimfiction porn writer or something
i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him
>>41132126How are you gonna try? When you try impregnating a mare you don't do anal or oral, so it wouldn't make sense to do either of those.
>>41132359you fuck him until he moans like a mare
>>41132381you punish and reward certain mannerisms until he acts like one, then you have a beautiful coltwife.
>>41132410this is the way
>>41132410no that's too far, I don't want to change his personality.
>>41132334King Sombra looks breedable in this pic
>>41132429fucking the masculinity out of a twink is the only way twinks should be treated, especially pegasi stallions, who are prone to humiliating wingboners and their less dense bones and muscle mass makes them weaker and easier to pin down and mating press whenever they thought they could act coltish around you.
>>41132922faggot
>>41132922t. Shackles
I want a stallion because they are a stallion, not because I want a mare with a dick
>>41132334 looks like that boykisser meme fox
>>41133460I want to fuck faggot sombra
>>41133600>faggot sombrabit redundant
buff zebras are overdone and come with a truckload of unnecessary drama and fetishization but cute femcolt style zebras are fucking hot and i want them to put on a skirt and sit in my lap and call me gay
>>41134766tfw no femcolt zeeb bf who cums literal buckets
I like zeeb butts and I cannot lie
>>41135537Happy slur stallion month
>>41134761Would. I would so fucking hard.
>>41135539
>>41134766>>41134851Zebras were made to be exotic twinks and I am beyond disappointed the fandom took them in the opposite direction with added drama
>>41134851>>41136215fuck i wish i lived in the world where zeebs were formed into the hot exotic twink femcolts they were destined to be
I want to hit those slopes.
>>41136215>>41136442No they need to be big and burly powerbottoms
>>41136442unf
You guys don't like stallions, you like mares with dicks.
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>>41137594aw hell naw look what they done to rockhoof
>>41137288Yes. Very good.
>>41137594I like both
>>41137602Is that a blu ecig?I haven't seen one of those in years
>>41137594This is anti-kirin propaganda.
Stallion bump.
>>41139138His mane and tail needs a good brushing.
>>41139680Braeburn seems like the kind of stallion who would let you brush him because he knew you enjoyed it.
he's so perfect, bros...
poor guy
>>41140759He looks like he gets pegged by cadence and she's really bad at it
Stallion!
I want to spoil him rotten.
>>41142515I want to hold him close and brush his mane and
>>41142515I wonder what could be behind the blur...
>>41142639It's a mystery
>>41124555>furry-suspicion this is a board about wanting to fuck cartoon horses it's all furfag shit stop coping
>>41142515Would.
>>41143713try posting furfag shit here and see how well it goes then
>>41145643Looks like someone bit him on the ass.
>>41145663Who wouldn't?
>>41146299I hate the eye glitter so much
>>41146317
tfw gay thread is still less gayer than /opg/I love you all
Imagine having pride for being a faggot; couldn't be me. I'll be rightfully ashamed about wanting a stallion to mating press me, as we all should be.
>>41146436whenever I glance at that thread it just looks like a shitstorm or pure degeneracy.
every so often I come back to /mlp/ but I only ever hang around one thread at a time, it usually would be the MPPP thread, sometimes the /r/place thread, and now I've ended up here somehowit's not bad though, stallions are nice
>>41147108Guess I'll have to check it out
>>41146931It is a little embarrassing. I hope my horseband bullies me for blushing while he's balls deep in me.
>>41147722I want my stallion to call me a faggot while he cums on my face
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2024/6/1/3375150.png
>>41149212pet him pet him pet him pet him pet him pet him pet him pet him pet him pet him pet him pet him
>>41146931Imagine pride month comes along and your stallion(Braeburn) is so excited to celebrate with you that he bought one of those little pride flags to wave around, but you tell him not to do that because it's cringe and ashamedly goes "Ha- ha ha yea.. it is. Ah was just joking with ya'. Ah'm not gonna go takin it out in public or anything like that. Didn't even buy it, just found it 'n picked it up is all" and then you watch as he throws it in the garbage
>>41147722Same. >>41149458I hope you weren't trying to make me feel guilty, because it's not working.
>>41149458thank celestia there's no fag month in equestria
>>41149565They don't need one because it's normal and accepted
>>41149593>acceptedyeah>normal0.1% is not normal, fagola
>>41149595Earth stats have no meaning in Equestria
>>41149562No I just have a degradation kink
>>41149458Hell no. This is your fault and your fault only, anon.--------------------------------------"W...Wait!" you stammer, feeling your heart tear in two simply from the look on Brae's face."Y-yeah?" He weakly asks, ears flopped down in a defeated manner as he struggles to meet your gaze.A sigh escapes you, and you say "I'm... sorry, I didn't think before I... I guess I was just worried about you getting teased for it, and..."Walking over to the trashcan, you reach in with a green hoof to pick up the flag, and... oh. He had two of them. As you pick up the flags, Brae nervously said "Ah, d-don't worry about it, it's just a... I wasn't gon' ask you to..."You hesitate as well, taking a deep breath as you gaze down at the flags. Appleooza wasn't a town with many gay couples, and all of the ones that did exist were mares. Hell, most gay ponies across equestria were lesbians, mostly due to the majority of mares, so gay stallions were... the rare kind.But you would do anything to see him happy. To see that smile on his face as he bounces alongside you, to hear the joy in his voice as he wove an excited speech about whatever he'd been interested in that day."....how about we go out for dinner tonight? Take the flags with us?" You ask, finally looking up to meet the farmpony's gaze as he slowly reached out to take one of the flags. "I... Anon, you sure...?" He weakly asked. "I-I did get one fer you, but... you don't have to do this just fer me..."You shake your head, then lean in close to nuzzle him. "No..." you softly say, closing your eyes as you enjoy the softness of his fur on your cheek. "If it means I get to see you with that big smile on your face, it's all worth it".As you expected, when you pulled away, the silly yellow apple horse was already starting to smile, an adorably blushy smile that sent tingles of happiness- or perhaps love- through you. "W-Well let's go then!" He chirped, already bounding towards the door. "Ah'm hungry!"
>>41149728cringe
>>41149731it's what I do best
>>41149728Disgusting. I would never say those things. In fact, I knew it was a mistake to be more than fuck buddies, and I never wanted to be your coltfriend in the first place. I'm breaking up with you.
>>41149728This part is kinda unnecessary but I figured I'd finish it as well rather than doom it to the pit of unfinished writing----------------------------The icy chill of potential embarassment is hard to keep down as you trot out into the street at Braeburn's side, both of you holding the silly little rainbow flags, but......all it really takes is the immense metaphorical warmth from Braeburn's contagious happiness to melt the (also metaphorical) shards of ice away, and before you know it, you're gently leaning against him as the two of you trot together, tiny little flags fluttering in the wind.The sensation comes back pretty quickly though, as a mare trots out of her house, looks at the two of you, and snrks, audibly, right at the two of you. As Braeburn begins to sag with shame at your side, you expected to feel a rush of embarassment yourself, but... you feel something else, instead.Anger, though admittedly, a pretty mild level of it. Cringe or not, if Brae wanted to trot around with little rainbow flags, what right did she have to make fun of him for it?Right as one of her friends peeks out the door to give you the same snarky expression, you glare at them, grab onto Braeburn, and pull him into a kiss. On some level, you register that the surprised little noise he made was downright adorable, but your focus is obviously elsewhere at the moment. You pull back from it, flashing the mare your own cocky smirk, and she rolls her eyes in annoyance as she stomps off in the other direction, her attempts at shaming the two of you clearly having failed. Poor Braeburn is a bit dazed as you start walking again, his cheeks a faint red as well, but at least his smile had come back. You open the door for him once you get to the saloon, and the two of you head to a table together, sliding into one of the booths so you could cuddle somewhat. You gently place the little flags in the empty flower vase on the table, and as Braeburn cuddles up to your side, he meekly says "Y-Ya didn't have to do that..."You chuckle softly, and you gently brush a hoof through the exposed part of his mane... "It's... if I'm gonna be your coltfriend, it's about time I start acting like it, right?" you ask softly. The yellow apple stallion squirms a little, but his smile is uncontrollable as he glances up at you, saying, "That's why ah love you...~"The downtrodden expression he'd been wearing as you made fun of the flags hurt... but this time, the look of love and happiness in his eyes did the exact opposite, stitching your heart back together as it swells in your chest. "....love you too" you say, before pulling him, gently this time, into another kiss. A small part of you couldn't wait to get home with Brae and snuggle him in your bed like your life depended on it, but the rest of you was more than ready to enjoy every single minute of your evening together, no matter who or what was watching, tiny little rainbow flags and all.
ok I'm done this time no more gay fanfiction or whatever I guess>>41149745also ur disgusting and you don't deserve the gay apple horse if you're going to be mean to him like this
>>41149728>He had two of them.Based and heartfelt
>>41149458if my coltfriend got a pride flag I'd do a whole pride parade just for me and him if he wanted to.
>>41149779thank you <3
>>41146931Based faggot
>>41149595I think it is more than 0.1%. But still far from normal.
>>41149565why do you hate yourself LOL
>>41149728>>41149747Brae's such a precious qt3.14
>>41149728>>41149747cute little green
>>41150161Least colorblind anon.
>>41150135>>41150161thank you, anons
an odd little stallion to be sure
>>41149749I don't want him anyways. Braeburned isn't the kind of stallion to pin a colt like me down and take me the way I want to be taken.>>41149910Don't call me a faggot, faggot. I'm not a faggot.
>>41149747That's a really cute story anon!
>>41150946Some fanart of dick-in-ass guy
>>41150946Thank you!! I don't get to write about stallions being all cute and gay with each other very often...
Horse cock
>>41152561love him love him love him love him love him love him love him love him
>>41152561best
Who are the cutest colts in the show? Rumble seems to be a favorite but Featherweight has a certain charm and I'm a sucker for cute teeth as weird as that sounds.
>>41152641
>>41152561>anon look I can turn into lewd things!>*transforms into holding hooves*that always gets me
>>41152665Lil guy
thinkin bout writin more cute braeburn and stallion anon things
I NEED to bury my face in my stupid coltfriends fluffy chest and I NEED to have him wrap his hoovesies around me and I NEED to tell him how much i appreciate him for always being there and I NEED to brush his mane and I NEED it now now nOW NOW NOW NWO NOW!!!
>>41154133The universe always denies us the things we need. Then it gives you the things only if you don't need them anymore. I hate how that works.
>>41154453
>>41154453Would
>>41155891Based and medial ring-pilled
>>41154453I concur.
>>41134766>>41136215>female zebras all a bunch of big milfs>male zebras all a bunch of little twinksWhat did they mean by this?
>>41155891There's a video of that.
>>41156585it means I want to fuck all of them
>tonight, on "Images that Make Me Salivate":https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2024/6/3/3376207.png
>>41140759I want him more. Why??
>>41140184
>>41158104There's a whole lotta faggots who want him and he knows it.
>>41158104Imagine asking to get your dick sucked at any point in time and 10 Anons already standing in line to do it
>>41158705>AnonsGross. Cute horses only thanks.
>>41158688what do if your Kirin bf becomes a Nirik bf?
Any good story with Anon hanging out with the bro(s)?
>>41159169Get a burned dick I guess.
>>41158688They're in the freezer, you horse-deer.
>>41159169give him ice cream
>>41159169Fire blanket burrito
>>41158838You're not the kirin.
Cony pock
>>41157893want him want him want him want him want him want him want him want him want him want him want him want him want him want him want him want him want him want him want him want him
Sexy stallions
He's so fucking cute why can't he exist in real life and be a girl
>>41162908??? so you want a giant woman that has absolutely no thoughts other than working on her family farm?
>>41162912She would have other thoughts: She'd also be a giant nerd.
>>41162912She'd have lots of thoughts. She just wouldn't talk much. And she'd want a big family for free labor. It's fucking perfect. What are you gay?
>>41162908>girlGross, I want him how he is
>>41162858would
>>41159946>ACCEPT ICE CREAM TO EXPERIANCE GOOD IN THE WORLD>ICE CREAM INSANTLY MELTS>NIRK HARDER
>>41163359That just means you're not using enough ice cream
>>41163151same, but my family wouldn't approve of me marrying a man probably
>>41164161
>>41164161Don't worry, a stallion isn't a man
>>41165143I'm not sure it's safe to be sitting in the same balloon as him
>>41165291If he loves you, he'll protect you
>>41165143 this would be fun as animation
Boop stallion snoots
>>41167310what a qtwould absolutely suck his dick
>>41166858He’s so cute here
>>41167960Tickle his dock.
>>41137594I need to fuck that rockruff so bad. I want my dick be covered in that huge fat ass.
>>41168525>wanting to fuck a cute little puppy >>>/vp/ you sicko.
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2023/4/11/3105982.pngLITERALLY me when I think about stallion studs
>>41169295>LITERALLY mepost hooves
I think it would be really funny if Artemis seduced and impregnated his sister.
>>41170333>"Mommy, why did you name me 'Eclipse'?"
>>41168918You forgot they are monsters, opposed to ponies.
>>41162908damn dude you're the biggest faggot in a thread full of faggots
>>41171025look at him sitting there at that bench, shyly twiddling his non-existent thumbs and tell me he's not cute
>>41170944you fags cant keep doing this to me, its not fair!
>>41170944im just seeing guy fieri
>>41170944Daddy, I'd like to fuck.
>>41172108> stallion thread> posts a femboy colt
>>41172842Unf
>>41172842>2010 was 14 years agoman.
>>41174140I can't believe I was 13 in 2010. Where does the time go?
>>41174921He's so handsome
>>41175186Man I was 5 years old in 2010
>>41175947>>41175186you fucking zoomers make me feel old
>>41176034>zoomerSo you think I'm young?Well, not only was I 13 in 2010, but I was 15 when I started posting on /co/ and /vp/, and that eventually led me to /mlp/. I never stood a chance :(How old are you though?
>>41176034It's cuz you are, grandpa.
>>41176034Don't worry faganon, I was an adult when the show started too. Most of the original takers were, there was markedly less underaged B&s on /co/ in the before times.
>>41176421No you're doing it wrong retard, you have to come in bitching about how no one is allowed to like ponies if they weren't around in 2012 and how zoomers are le bad because "YOU'RE STEALING MY CULTURE!!!!!!!!"
Thoughts on BBSes?
>>41176485I haven't use a bulletin board system in many years but they were kinda cool at one point.
Do you keep your stallions in the fridge or the pantry?
>>41176519lol I miss them
>>41176485What?
>>41176800I don't want my Soarin' cold.
It's still gay month
>>41176800nothing like coming home after a long day and sitting down on the couch with a cold one (bottle of stallion cum)
>>41176849Don't worry, this is just how he trains for high altitude temperatures and wind chills. And afterwards, he'll want to snuggle on the couch. You know, to practice survival training for raising body temp.
>>41177225>both forehooves off the ground
>>41176485Never actually used one, since I only got Internet in 97 (BBSs were mostly college-aged and older and I was only a kid then). Usenet, IRC, and early forums were cool though. I still think imageboards are the best discussion style since they can handle realtime and delayed responses. It's kind of weird that forums/reddit/etc still don't have a way to easily reply to multiple posts without directly quoting them
>>41177225And it still sucks.
>>41179528>there will never be an anatomically correct stallion plushie
>>41179952Not with that attitude!
>>41179952>he doesn't know
>>41180210I'd like to know. Is there a fag out there doing plush? Because I have a complete mare, but I still need a stallion for the full package. Then I will be content. Not sure who I'd want tho.
Gay
>10
>>41180783>that guy on the leftknotted horse cock
>>41183726Anatomically impossibleKnots require BaculumHorsecocks require the absence of one.
>>41183730whatever NERDstill gonna clop to it
>>41183085kill it with fire.
i really, REALLY want to wife a twink stallion, deny him his ability to act openly masculine, turn him into a weak and fragile boyfriend who loves me with the same intensity as a dog to its owner
>>41184439This except with Troubleshoes and instead of trying to turn him into a twink he's my big cuddly faggot horse who sits on my face
>>41184605>
And I really really really want a buff and manly stallion to dom me
HNNNNNNGG
>>41185687sexo
Gay horse
I know not everybody on /mlp/ is a fan of tamers12345's stuff but I'm sharing it here anyway because stallions
>>41187303
>>41187304
>>41187308
>>41187312
>>41187303we really fucking won with this episodedo you also happen to have a webm of when they wave to each other?
>>41185361get your dirty monkey hands off my husband.only my dirty monkey hands are allowed to brush his mane!
>>41187397Don't hog him all to yourself anon, there's enough of him for all of us to pamper
>>41187303Thanks for posting these>>41187388NTA but yes!
>>41187793thank you my liege
>>41188153No problem, I absolutely love making these clips!
>>41184611More like
I like both Soarin and Thunderlane and can't decide which one is better.
>>41188413Now let's see what happens after
>>41188419Soarin' ofc
>>41188419For me it's thunderlane
>>41188419Why not both? At the same time?
>>41188627>At the same time?
>>41188627that would be kinda gay
>>41188627No. Only a mare could handle being squished between both of their rumps at the same time. No man is strong enough.
>>41188832>Only a mare>No man is strong enough.You don't know me.
>>41188837They're both athletic, and most likely sweaty. You wouldn't be able to handle it.
>>41188832>squished between both of their rumpsI'd rather be squished between their abdomens IYKWIM
>>41188889joke will be on you when equestria turns out to be featureless
>>41188840Saeaty stallions are my thing, mate. I'm a jock that easily can handle being sticky with these two.
>>41188413imagine...
>>41188413>>41189102I don't like macro, but I'll gladly have stallions and mares be the size of real life horses.
kissu
>>41190287anon, source? pretty please? with a cherry on top?
>>41190375https://twibooru.org/search?q=big+macintosh%2C+wingding+eyes
>>41190287>>41190386>pony_dreaming
Horse ass
>>41189102>>41188425I would like having a macro stallion bf.
>>41190972image link?
>>41190449I actually don't like most of his art, too much rear view focus with asses and ponuts that are too big to be appealing. Just like >>41190972 But that Big Mac face is just 2cute
>>41190972Ah, but how big would you want him to be?
>>41191678
>>41191868Niceit varies a lot for me
He wants to study mathematics with you.
>>41192795Damn. I'm terrible at math. Can he just absolutely piston my asshole with his cock instead?
>>41192811I'm sure something can be arranged.
schlorp
Horse seman
>>41194984
Elusive bump.
>>41198037What happens when you give it a tug?
>>41198708>plap
>>41197391I'm not staring, I'm clopping
Bump.
Stallion rump.
>>41200327Literally me when 16yo.
>>41201896You were a cute bat femcolt?
>>41201896How many fingers do you still have left?
>>41203219The full version of the pic is 10/10.
>>41203841big pp