Friendship with Windy and Dahlia had ended. Now Princess Pipp "The Capitalist Pig" Petals is her best friend. But for how long?
>>41127267Man's best friend
>>41127267>Episode so bad it killed the thread and all interest in the character el=em-a-oh
>>41127267I want to see them fuck
>>41127411we hit bump limit!!!!!!1 and I kept episode posting over >>41119033>>41127455this frame tho
How did this episode kill Posey?
>>41127471It didn't, its just one samefag dissapointed they killed their WindyxPosey ship so he just repeat same stuff about S2 being shit and Posey being ruined
>>41127471it did>>41127480retard making things up
>>41127460Strap on or futon?
Pipp just became Posey's friend because Posey might ruin the bracelet brand
>>41127460fuuuu even Poseys tail is lifted
>>41127267Pipp is one of the "good ones", so that chudmare has no issue.
Bro the Posey tag is being polluted by this forced shil
>>41128162what the sigma are you talking about
This episode did kill posey threads haha
>>41128660What do u mean....
>>41128737Looks like a samefag.
>>41128660it certainly broke one samfeagging poseyfag
Posey pushed away her friends because of her character. This is her reformation episode
>>41129003I hope she stays at least a bit grumpy though.
Hope to get more Posey episodes since she's best pony.
>>41129278What more would you do with her?
>>41129435heh heheheh hehehe
reposting OC
>>41129877second version
Posey gets dumped on irl too. Her VA wasn't credited in the credits of the newest episode.
>>41130079Is it an AI voice now?
>>41130347nah, I just don't think they took the time to update the credit slides. I never really paid attention, but I bet they just keep them the same for every episode, like they showed Hitch (and others), but he didn't have any parts
>>41129880I like version2, good memer
>>41130971it was a struggle between finding a shot with both of them facing each other and their faces being far enough apart to fit the text inbetween
>>41127267>Friendship with Windy and Dahlia had ended.not in a world with a shred of continuity
>>41127267Windy will probably come back
>>41131526I miss Windy and Fifi
>>41128985Well look at how dead this thread is and tell me I'm not right. I was also the last poster 5 hours ago
>>41128660The last Posey thread hit the post limit
>>41132513YOU WIN!Welcome to the DEAD /mlp/ Posey Thread! Should I do some statistical analysis on the Posey threads before and after the episode to really figure out how much you have won? looool
>>41129877Posey is in bloom.
any ideas for what I should use the Posey RVC AI voice thing for? I was thinking of re-recording a racist Terry Davis rant, or maybe Francis E Dec rant to have more of her intonation then run it through the voice changer
>>41132560That'd be nice
>>41133290Posey ranting about glowies
>>41133290Try the Francis E Dec computer god rant
>>41133417Wouldnt that be more for Terri?
>>41133004He's the one who likes all our pretty songs, and heLikes to sing along and he likes to shoot his gun, but he knows not what it means
okie dokie
>>41133004imagine the smell
>>41133295working on the stats, pulling from these threadshttps://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/mlp.desu.meta/subject/Posey/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/38585597/#38585597https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/38776680/#38776680https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/38867568/#38867568https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39341612/#39341612https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40447257/#40447257https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40462051/#40462051https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40579930/#40579930https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40708142/#40708142https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40871660/#40871660https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41005686/#41005686https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41127267/#41127267
>>41135453It's a messy right now, but here's the method:> sum the # of posts over 6 hour periods since the start of the thread> that's the plotted line> each thread gets it's own color> longest lasting thread was over 52 daysSo far this thread looks like this:> 8., 6., 2., 5., 5., 2., 3., 1., 1., 4., 3., 1., 2., 2., 1.Which is pretty standard, starts off with a lot of posts, then tapers off to dedicated posers bumping, etcI'll get some more stats and see if I can make a better and cleaner viz tomorrow, but I think we're alive and well
>>41135583I respect your analytics
>>41135583based datachad
>>41129877>>41129880You really notice how tiny Pipp is when she stands next to posey
>>41135583Why was 686 such a boom in bloom?
>>41136103if I had to guess it was discussion around the episode leak right about here https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41005686/#41046196
>>41135583> thread/38585597/ 26 posts> thread/38776680/ 97 posts> thread/38867568/ 128 posts> thread/39341612/ 12 posts> thread/40447257/ 5 posts> thread/40462051/ 95 posts> thread/40579930/ 145 posts> thread/40708142/ 209 posts> thread/40871660/ 188 postsjust comparing the current thread with the previous thread> thread/41005686/ 182 posts> thread/41127267/ 15 postsalso just realized I should add a thing to update the current thread data, it's stale, but we need to bump >10
>>41136703>first posey thread only got 26 postswtf
>>41133290Below I state some of the many REASONS for said re-hearing, plus all of my evidence the attorney general chicaneriesly forwarded to the Bar Association Grievance Committee for prosecution of felon gangster mafiotic unicornish the UNICORN Izzy Moonbow, a Gangster Judge, therefore unprosecutable. The unicornish menial unicornoid-in-apperance-and-demeanour felon vicious parroting puppet ex-district attorney Bridlewood County with NO private law experience, DETESTED by all factions, in spite of this SOLELY because of her many year secret gangsterization and crucifixion of ME, this unicornoid low mafiotic deadly UNICORN Izzy Moonbow was then IMMEDIATELY and UNPRECEDENTEDLY and REPEATEDLY rapidly promoted in spite of TREMENDOUS opposition to the present position of second highest state judgeship SOLELY through Gangster Computer Alicorn manipulation!
>>41137252maybe my software is gay and wrong, I manually counted that thread and it's coming out to more. I'll dig into it>>41137332lol yesss
>>41137400>>41137252oh duh, it is wrong because I labeled the 6 hour bins as "posts"... what it should say is "thread life" and do some math: 26 * 6hours, so 156 hours or 6.5 days
>>41137332https://files.catbox.moe/mqo0ps.wavhad to do a few takes, but I finally hit it I think
>>41137834>Izzy Moonbow is a gangsterI love it
>>41137834Anon, I feel the need to recreate that in animation.
>>41133004
>>41138425I like her character voice here
>>41138339I was going to add some AI art and clips over it, but a animation would be amazing to see
>>41134812Yo she's mewing
>>41137834Kek, that's great. She sounds so indignant too.
>>41137834Lacks emphasis of the original text
>>41139904true, earlier takes matched the texts emphasis better, but the flow was off. Might give it another go tomorrow with textual emphasis translated to the vocals, but it ends up sorta odd sounding
bump
>>41139904It's hard with AI
>>41137834Nice
>>41139904https://files.catbox.moe/zyv9hi.wavthink I hit the emphasized words as script in this one
>>41142587she's literally me
>>41142753Imagine the chudsex
>>41127267>>41127460>>41129877>>41129880Pipp thread and Posey thread should combine. They're both so fucking hot
>>41143033>cumbine
>>41142753I like it more... I'll use this audio for the animation.
>>41143100aw yisss
>>41143103Dumb silly hopping ponies
>>41143103Was it a Pavlov reaction?
>>41143718I guess all life could be reduced to that thru the lens of operant conditioning, but I think it's an expression of a deep spiritual joy
I love when Posey is just crushing someone directly, absolute mare-chad
>>41145210We need this angry direct Posey with no brakes again
>>41145726The last time we saw Posey like that was in the Christmas episode with the critic
>>41142587I only hate bad change that's meant to corrupt and demoralize
>>41145975this panel comes to mind to, and how Pipp jumps in too, so good>>41147342ay nice Poser
>>41147727>Teaming up to bully a lil ziglettNice.also yellow eyes Pipp
>>41147727Wtf how do you get Pipp's eye color wrong, if you're going to get it wrong at least do early merch red-eyes Pipp
>>41148394I mean if you want random merch error excuses, there is one.
>>41148429That's still Green
>>41148799Its green but you can absolutely glance at it and think its yellow. You absolutely could pull the render lottery and end up thinking Pipp has yellow eyes atleast for a bit.I was being stupid calling it an error though. The power of not thinking what the meaning of what you're writing.Her final eye color looks super yellow in some lighting scenarios. Mostly cause its heavily yellow who could have guessed.Which fun fact, I'm pretty sure any non-yellow green Pipps(like the toys) are using an even earlier concept design than red eye technically.Deep Pipp lore.
>>41148826I like how she looks downs here
>>41142753A bit better, but still pretty emotionless for Pose
>>41148826Pipp is rocking those extra chromosomes
Posey is going to get a makeover in a new tyt.
>>41150303is this a leak?
I would like to share a story that I wish to re-do and continue. But I don't know how to greentext properly so I'm not sure if you guys would enjoy it.
>>41150945go for it, I don't know how to greentext either, but I think it goes something like>be me>be anonor>be Poseythen>minding my own business, when suddenly a North Korean nuke turns me into a shadow of my old self>isekai'd into g5 equestria"wha... where am I?">vision blurryetc etc, just give it a go
>>41150945cute poser anon>2022draw more!
>>41150911Yeah. I don't want to share a link to eqd, though. But it's there. 3 previews and Posey is in one.
>>41151521looks like she gets a singing part too
>>41150988>>41151110Okay let me draw another Posey and I'll start working on an intro
>>41151999Looks like a musical montage. Is our girl getting another episode?
>>41150945Clean lines poser
M A R E
>>41151999Need to edit Misty out of this, she's like a jumpscare
>>41150945>>>"Every flower needs some sunlight">Just moved into town >Be freshman in uni >Studying anatomy and physiology>Would like to be a doctor one day>Uni is near the coast >Feel that fresh ocean air hit my hair as I take my first step towards my new apartment >Decided to show up two weeks before the semester starts>Wanted to settle in and clear my mind before all the other kids start to show up>Unpack my two boxes and single suitcase >Sign the paperwork and get the keys>Elevator is down Great..>Begin my trek to the sixth floor >About to get to my floor when I bump into something which causes my boxes to slip out of my grip "Whoa watch it!">There is an earth pony mare looking at me with distain"Great another human moving in here"I'm sorry?>I was taken aback from the rudeness of the mare>They are normally jovial and kind>That aura was not found in this moment "Yea you should be...">Her eyes lock on the spilled contents of your box>Manga, CDs, art supplies, and a picture of you when you were kid was on ground >She pauses and trots towards the photo "Who is this?">Annoyance had now been replaced with curiosity>Not wanting to give any unnecessary information to some random mare you just met you come up with an excuse He's my nephew from back home>She rises an eyebrow and then looks at the other stuff "You read and listen to this stuff?">I take a knee and begin to place the contents back into the box Yea when I have the time >Her expression softens "I'm on chapter 9 of that one and they have some good songs too">I close the box and stack the other one on top of it Oh yea? How do you like the story so far?>She smiles "It's really cool but the blood and gore keep me coming back for more!">You chuckle I feel you >She takes a look at your sweater"Oh, you're going to be a student here too?"Yea, I plan to study anatomy and physiology. What about you?>Her eyes light up "Me too, I want to be a doctor so that I...">She suddenly pauses "My name is Posey, what's your name?">Now it was your turn to raise an eyebrow My name is Anon>She clears he throat It's nice to meet you Anon, I'd like to chat, but I need to finish unpacking>I nod No problem, hear have a listen to this while you are unpacking>You hand over a few CDs to her >She looks at the CDs with a sense of hesitation I'm not going to charge you a late fee if you don't give them back right away>She smiles and places them her pack "Come by my place at 7pm and we can get some dinner">I nod I'll see you then Posey>She nods and turns away>You get your stuff and begin to walk towards your door "Oh Anon">You turn around facing the mare once more "My apartment number is 208B">I nod again and walk towards my place >After putting my boxes down, I plant myself on the couch >I get my headphones and start listening to some music She's kinda weird but in the ditzy autistic way Plus, those green eyes look familiar...
>>41152489I feel this one>>41153113> hear have a listen to thisha, nice punny mispelling. Posey is way too easy and nice for me in your story, but good job with writing your vision out. I like your drawings too
We got the Misty episode instead of the Poser one and she is such a wet blanket. At least Posey is funny when she's miserable
>>41153113nice, some eyecandy with my greens
>>41150945Oh cute poser
>>41153113my name is Anon Y. Nmous
>>41127460Pipp's fat makes good padding
>>41155795sticky Poser turned out good>>41156127Chubby fatty pink piggy princess padding uuuuuuuoooh
>>41156450Pipp would make a great pillow for Posey
>>41155795At least there's one flower among the grass
>>41157130Posey is always in bloom
Eqg Posey green followers, expect an update soon. For real this time.
>>41158306Take your Time to tell your tale
>>41158934She looks like she's about to bolt
>>41159672she's wondering why anon is being so friendly, he must want something
>>41159855he wants her PONY PUSSY
>>41159855He wants to pet her mane, and just wiped his hands on his pants after eating cheese puffs
>>41160762that would be a good thing to put into the college Posey green
>>41158306But where's the PonyPosey green?
>>41161676In this thread!!!!!!!!! >>41153113but I really liked this picrel series
>>41161447Just woke up and she's already pissed! Fuck this chud life and wife!!!
>>41162245It's anon's fault for asking up at 6AM and ruining her beauty sleep!
>>41153113I'm working on the next chapter and art. Should be up by tmr afternoon
>>41161693I like this
>>41163454me too buddy, me too
I don't like ponytails
...unless they're attached to a rump
>>41128116The good ones?
Pour one out
>>41165541Wtf Pose is a Plant Pony?
>>41166580It's a divine birth
>>41152161Take your time
>>41150988>>minding my own business, when suddenly a North Korean nuke turns me into a shadow of my old self>isekai'd into g5 equestriaI'd read it
>>41168385maybe I'll come up with something then, I want to try and do a complete but short story, just need to get the overarching structure figured out: it's all details rn
>>41168763Good luck
>>41169990this is the look of love
>>41169990this is the look of hate
>>41169990>Whitesnake " Is this Love" plays in her head while she stares at Anon> That dumb monkey that she hates to love but cant keep him from her head> when he is near her its like the clouds move away and the sun shines brighter> Horn heads and dragon kids stay away when he is around> Here he comes with some fruit just for her> Dont let Windy see her like this
>>41170003>>41170550The duality of Posey.
>>41171045She feels both at the same time
>>41127267This is Posey equivalent. How would you even approach a Chud, let alone woo it?
>>41169990This is the look of love and hate
>>41171817
>>41171817we'll connect over the fall of Equestria
>>41172121Drunk and belligerent in public again.
>>41172121Uh, tell me about the dragons, Posey.
>>41172121Oh its Posey rambling about unicorns and zebras again
>>41172806And yaks
>>41172806>>41172735
>>41173596wtf Posey I was just walking home
>>41171817Well thats one of the reason why i like her so what the problem, again ?
>>41174853She'll never love your monkey body
Which perspective is closer to Poseyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaKVUik3CxAorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKbKkTgpneM
>>41175408dude, I'm afraid to click either one of those videos
>>41175492Then don't
>>41175952I didn't
>>41175492Cute color-coordinated mittens
Should have been Windy
>>41176871GOOD WAGGING
>>41177325She's pogging
>>41176871They look small here
>>41175147cope, she is already my wife.
>>41145210
>>41177778wow just realized you were so close to nailing some epics digits, just a second too slow
>>41178752Make me
>>41179325Love her judging face
Pipp imprinted on Posey
>>41181382Her reaction when you get her pregnant
>>41176871Should have been me
>>41178228Pipp is smol
>>41174216
>>41182543A walrus?
>>41176775A masterpiece
>>41181419Except unlike Alphabittle I'm taking responsibility
>>41184107wait are you saying Alphabittle is zebra coded?
>>41176249such a kino episode
>>41184979I enjoy ALL episodes with Posey in it (mostly), the one where they all turned into babies was sort of contrived
>>41185555Posey is always a plus
>>41185555Posey saved that episode, the recycled farting and regression episodes are slop
>>41187390earth pony magic allows them to grow extra limbs on command :O
We got few seconds of Posey in new episode being a Karen!
>>41188119
>>41188515>GET IN LINE ZIGGER!I can't believe she said it
>>41188578Based
>>41188578I want to make her my mare wife
>>41188578love it :D so angry, so beautiful
bump before beddy bye
>>41188578Best part of the episode
>>41187943That's just toonforce
>>41165541What an entrance.
>>41191150It's just smear frame
>>41188578Why isn't she with Windy?
>>41193506>Windy is stuck at her job in Zephyr Heights.> Her boss is a mean mare who is making Windy work every day of the week for a few months straight. > Windy desperately wants to move to Maretime Bay to be closer to her bestie.>Posey isn't aware of this and is hiding her sadness about not being around Windy for so long
>>41193506at least she's with Dahlia
>>41194614But still...
>>41195364I think we just have to give up on Windy and Posey from here on out. I hope I'm wrong, but all the signs I'm seeing seem to point that direction
>>41195396I blame the Malaysians
>>41193506Windy became a woke liberal
>>41196328That's tragic
>>41194614>Dommy Dahlia wont be denied unf
>>41196328
>>41198499wow, I didn't notice Windy in the background with ANOTHER pony, she gets around!!
>>41198499S2 is regressive
>>41197602Me too
>>41194104wtf she's so light
>>41194614Windy just softened her up
>>41198499Windy prefer other Pegasi and Posey other Earth Ponies, like how GOD intendedAlso like how Posey gets ignored by Pipp and not letting her ride even though they were suppose to be besties
>>41201695Pipp and Posey had an argument over someone
>>41201728Lucky girl...
>>41203239cute
>>41203239flat fuck posey!
>>41203575Woah
>>41199801>Magic is going haywire>tribes are drifting back to their own again
