Mareish thread

>>41163515
>pinkie OP image
are you trying to target me or something

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Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here?

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>>41163762

Discord fags get out of my THREAD!

>>41164194
No not you discord you’re fine.

consider this: ponies

>>41164292
I'm considering it

>>41164386
Any writefags in?
I've mapped out a Flurry twinning story I've thought of inspired by https://ponerpics.org/img/view/2024/6/17/6985636.png
I need whatever advice for story writing you can offer as I've never written a story/geen before. It currently looks like it would be 18 "chapters" and I don't want to lose the will to finish it.

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>>41163402
Duly noted, and ignored.

wonder if we will still get that Cynthia pony show style tf art still.

>>41163393
dont think so, even his shittiest pony art doesn't compare to the tranime slop he mostly makes nowadays

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>>41164507
Unwilling is always nice. If you haven't written a green before I'd say check out the story archive. Pick out things that are consistent among greentext authors. If you want something lengthy then try and make a basic story outline. How you want it to start, where you want it to go, and how you want it to end. The hard part is just filling in those gaps. I don't use this myself anymore, but it's a great place to start.

>>41165240
This isn't transformation, this is a bunch of fillies who stole your clothing and are going around mocking you.
>"Hurr. Durr. Look! I'm a hyoo-man!"
Brats.

>>41165151
Quick one.

>Be you, Anonymous
>Literally
>You don’t tell anybody your name
>And you certainly never tell anyone where you’re going
>They can judge you all they want, but you’re always out to make a quick buck
>That too can be taken literally
>For the sake of brevity though, you’re currently out in the forests of western Virginia
>Not West Virginia, just western Virginia
>Got that?
>Good
>You drove your little Jeep Cherokee out to the boonies and had set up shop deep in the woods
>The closest town was less of a town- rather more of a nudist cult that not a whole lot of people knew about
>They never bothered you though, a form of mutual understanding as it were
>You certainly wouldn’t have any trouble from them
>In all honesty, it was only the game wardens and police you had to worry about
>You’re a poacher.
>A stag stabber
>A doe dragger
>A buck brea-
>
>Anyways, you were up about fifteen feet in a little perch precariously hung on an old tree
>Camouflaged, naturally, and armed with a crossbow
>Making noise was really your primary concern, a gunshot out here would be heard for miles around
>But a crossbow bolt?
>Hardly a lick of sound, save for anyone who would happen to be nearby
>Unfortunately, as you were about to find out, today would not be your day
>You sat up there, scanning the surrounding region with your binoculars, but couldn’t spot a single deer!
>Not a damn one!
>For hours you sat up there, and found the woods uncharacteristically quiet
>Sure there was the occasional birdcall, cricket chirp, or even a branch breaking here and there- nothing that would have the weight of a man, and you sure didn’t spot anyone nearby
>At least… That’s what you thought
>Surely nobody could’ve followed you out here
>The wind had begun to pick up, and you felt the dry heat give way to a more moderate humidity
>The air had begun to cool, your ears popped slightly from the rapid drop in pressure, and then-
>It began to rain
“God fucking damnit.”

>>41165312

>Course, you’d been preparing for that as soon as the wind had picked up
>You weren’t stupid!
>But the rain had come AWFULLY fast, too fast, too quickly
>With your luck, as soon as you dropped down, eight fucking bears would be waiting for you
>You hadn’t prepared quickly enough, naturally
>The rain had started to come down harder and harder, metaphorically raining cats and dogs all around you as small hail began peppering your Bass Pro Shop ballcap
“Motherfucker. Son of a bitch.”
>You growled and muttered under your breath
“Have to abandon the nest, fuck.”
>Whatever, you could always come back tomo-
>CRACK-
“Aw shit.”
>CRKK-
“Why!?”
>The stability of that old branch underneath had started to give way
>You looked around quickly, down at the ladder-
>Which had just toppled to the forest floor with the shifting weight
“Sonuva-”
>Something catches your eye
>For a brief moment, you lock eyes with it
>The largest fucking stag you’d ever seen
>That deer’s head could net you thousands just on its own!
>KKKKKRRRRR-
>The weight shifted again, causing you to lose your footing
>You slammed down on the hard plastic above the branch, landing on your stomach
>Very quickly you realized you were sliding as your own weight full cracked the sucker underneath
“Fuuuuuu-”
>You scrambled with both hands as you slid sideways, one finding the trigger guard of the crossbow, and you instinctively grabbed it for dear life
>It fired off a shot directly into the tree that was evacuating you from itself
>If you hadn’t pissed off some kind of tree god yet, now you most certainly had
>You were pelted with rain and increasingly larger hail as you slid off the perch
>You screamed like a little girl as you fell all the way down, down, down, down
>Down to the forest floor
>It was only a fifteen foot drop, but it felt like you were falling forever
>Just simply free falling down-
>And the impact never came
>Instead, an extremely odd feeling washed over you- like you were having rapid cold and hot flashes simultaneously all across your body
>Then it felt like you were falling UP

>>41165315
>Gravity seemed to quickly slow you down as you suddenly found yourself briefly staring at a sky that was clear as day- your soaking wet body immediately beginning to feel the radiant heat of the sun in the sky
>Yet, you continued screaming your head off as you plummeted back down once more
“OOMPH!”
>The wind was knocked out of you as you landed on your back
>You gasped for air
“Haaahh- Hrk- Haah…”
>The perch hadn’t even fallen down-
>There wasn’t even any trees-
>You turned your head
>Somehow, you were in a forest clearing
>Your eyes widened as things came more into focus
>And you weren’t alone, not by a long shot
>A buck- was it the same one? That glorious stag was-
>No no, that can’t be right- He looks-
>He looked angry
>How could he-
>His face was so SO expressive, it was uncanny, it wasn’t like any kind of deer you had EVER seen
>The buck snorted, steam shooting out both nostrils
“Ahhh… Fuck.”
>He raised his head
>”Fuck is right, human, but we prefer the term ‘buck’ around here.”
>It talked
>Deer can’t talk.
>Flashes came to you, the stag’s antlers began to glow, and memories unwillingly forced their way into your imaginative eye
>Your first hunt, eating the heart of a doe with your father
>Going out on your own as a young man, discovering the value of racks and heads- the taste of venison
>Getting older, getting frustrated, deer season was too short- you embraced poaching
>Nearly getting caught by the game warden- trying to use a bow after that, but you were pathetically unable to rack shots properly, so you switched to a crossbow
>Then back to just moments ago, that… Very same buck, staring dead at you
>In your mind’s eye, in retrospect, he was angry then as well
“Shit.”
>The buck’s antlers grew brighter, and you felt yourself lifted up off the ground
>Your crossbow seemed to liquify in your hand, becoming nothing but dirt and twigs and leaves that simply fell to the ground below
>You tried to scream, but nothing came out
>You flailed a bit, and flailed harder as your clothes began to dissolve away

>>41165318
>Soon you found that you were shaking off layers of soil, exposing your naked body
>”You are an absolute SCOURGE upon my children, and so I have taken the liberty of removing you as a threat.”
>The stag began walking closer, the angry expression never leaving his face, the glow only intensifying
>”I have watched you, Andrew, and I prayed that you would change your ways.”
>Your fingers began stiffening, the same for your toes
>So much for staying ‘Anonymous’
>”But you will not. You SCUM could never change.”
>You needed the money- it was-
>”You need NO money. You are plenty well off, no, you kill for sport. No different from a murderer.”
>The deer was nearly face to face with you, albeit you were looking upside down into his visage
>You couldn’t even speak, couldn’t respond
>He looks away, solemn for a moment, expression softening
>”We understand necessity. Survival. Desperation. Our kind and yours have faced these things together for millenia.”
>Then he whips his head back to you
>”You face none of these, and you must atone.”
>Your wrists and ankles crack, painlessly, and it feels as though all your internals organs were shifting around
>You could only really see your body hair explode outward, thickening, and sprouting in innumerable places as the hair on your stomach rapidly change color from brown to white
>Your fingers forced themselves together, the nails growing over- blackening, and enveloping your hands to resemble more of-
>A hoof, a deer hoof
>Oh my god
>You were turning into a DEER
>Is this your payment?!
>Nothing answered your thoughts- just the stern expression of the buck
>Your toes befell the same fate as your fingers and your ankles cracked as they shifted upwards- your legs reshaping themselves, your arms reshaping themselves much the same
>You felt yourself dropped unceremoniously onto the grass below once more, the wind again being knocked out of you

>>41165319
>The hair- fur- prickled you as it spread all up and down your new arms and legs- to your torso- to your neck
>You writhed and held yourself, something ordinarily impossible for even a deer, but you knew from the start you weren’t going to be just some deer
>Your spine cracked, vertebrae shifting, a short fluffy tail sprouting right from your coccyx
>Your neck too, involuntarily cracked, and you were jarred as your neck heaved your reshaping head to a new angle- more suited for ungulate movement rather than bipedal
>You begged for it to stop internally, but it wouldn’t.
>Your cock, your poor precious human cock, suddenly shot back into your body
>You groaned, moaning in discomfort as both testes were simply sucked back in just as well- and you felt your internals shifting once more
>While at the same time, the new space made way for something else, a fleshy mound rapidly covered by fur itself- hiding the brand new openings somewhat as you shivered intensely
>Your face continued to reshape as well- nose and mouth pushing outward, nose blackening and widening to form more of a pert snout- your vision expanded to a wider range in an uncanny way as you could see the angry stag more and more clearly in your peripherals
>Approaching
>Your ears repositioned themselves, stretching out, and you began to hear everything far more clearly than you could before
>You could hear him, approaching, but could do nothing to stop it
>He trotted behind you, out of sight, and then you felt his… ‘grip’ flip you onto your stomach from your side, and violently jerked yourself towards him
>Oh god, you knew what was happening, and yet you still couldn’t speak despite all your moaning and groaning
>”A poor fate of retribution has fallen upon you, and you will make up for what was lost. Face the judgment of the White Tail Woods.”

>>41165322
>Make up for-
>Fuck, oh fuck, oh god
>Before you could even really process it, your rear end was pointed upwards in his direction, and you felt every inch of his stag dick push between your new folds, into your new opening-
>It horrified you
>He held you firmly in place, mounting you
>And just began humping, and humping, and humping
>You felt it each and every time, his rod ramming into you, sliding out, ramming inside of you again like some kind of fucked up augur
>You couldn’t get away, and the worst part was that it began to feel GOOD
>You were involuntarily moaning not out of panic, or pain, but out of PLEASURE as each impact sent waves from your hindquarters rippling up through your torso and right into your brain
>You didn’t want this, but you literally COULD NOT stop it
>The utterly alien feeling of your ‘wetness’ so to speak dribbled down his cock, down between your own inner thighs as well
>Legs quaking as he just continued to rut you, and rut you, and rut you
>You couldn’t tell how long it lasted for, but then you felt him begin to climax with no warning given to you
>His cock pulsed, and you felt his hot, sticky, gooey mess shoot deep inside you-
>”Don’t think this is over, doe, I will absolutely ENSURE your pregnancy.”
>Warmth enveloped your belly as he pulled out, releasing his ‘telekinetic’ grip on you, allowing you to fall forward unceremoniously
>”And this will continue, over and over, here in this new land. Until this entire forest is populated by those much like I, but nothing like you. Here, under Celestia’s sun, our kind will thrive.”
>You couldn’t process nearly a lick of what was going on, you twitched and quivered there on the grass, feeling his cum leaking out of you
>You were too spent, your energy absolutely drained from the rapid transformation and fucking
>You knew you didn’t want this, but how could you even stop it?
>How the tables turned.
>You’d been poached, taken as a mate.
>Ironic.

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>>41165323
https://ponepaste.org/10170

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>>41165324
>under celestia's sun
equestria was in western virginia all along...

>>41165826
Well... Celestia is a mountain mama! Makes sense to me. I suppose I could've conveyed better that the dude fell through a hole in reality and into the White Tail Woods though.

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>>41166301
I'm sorry bros, I cannot allow the WXS virus to be released...

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>>41163515
What the fuck even is this thread

Like do you people actually unironically want to be turned into a child cartoon pony so you can be fucked or "bred" by people from /mlp/ or you yourself fuck an /mlp/ user that has been turned into a little filly? Do you realize how ridiculous that is
This is by far the most degenerate general on /mlp/ I mean it combines fucking pedophilia, transformation, beastiality and/or xenophilia and whatever other fetshes you might have and Tbh I gagged a lil bit upon discovering this thread
Please consider psychiatric help and reevaluate your life of you unironically browse this general and look at anon filly pictures

>>41162972
Trump makes an ugly pony.

>>41166780
The thread has been blessed.

>>41165080
Didn't anticipate art of my story, unfortunately I can't consider this canon but it's very cute and funny. The colors chosen are great too

>>41168287
consider yourself lucky

>>41166717
Why?

Consider this: There are no downsides to becoming a pegasus mare.

>>41168612
Having sex with a woman means you’re now gay.

>>41168726
What about a Pegasus stallion?

>>41168612
>Consider this: There are no downsides to becoming a pegasus mare.
She's still in the back of my mind trying to regain control, need a trepanning

I wrote about becoming a pegasus stallion. In all honesty I can't really recall ever writing the TF portion first before the actual story, but that's what I did here. I think I'll do that from now on.

>Woah, where the hell were you?
>One second you were…
>You were…
>Getting into a car accident!
>Yeah!
>The next… Some blue pegasus-unicorn… Pony thing informed you that you were getting another shot at life
>Something about, “Great unfulfilled dreams and aspirations.”
>And, “Twilight needs to stop messing with the human world.”
>Whatever that means
>You felt strange though, she had taken you directly from that dream-like state and had thrown you unceremoniously through some kind of portal
>Miraculously, you weren’t injured at all!
>Though that’s probably because you died.
>You weren’t terribly upset about it
>Shit happens, as your bumper sticker declared
>You were still feeling strange, and increasingly stranger by the moment
>It felt like the air was electrified, or that YOU were electrified
>Little jolts seemed to dance across your body, but it wasn’t painful…
>Just, odd.
>You moved your hands up to your face, checking them over, that’s where the electric feeling was the strongest
>Boy, was that a mistake
>Your nails began to grow at an exponential rate– keratinous nubs overtaking your fingertips
>You tried to run, to get moving, but you slipped as the same thing was very quickly happening to your toes as well
>The shoes you had on went flying backwards, and you were suddenly finding yourself about to meet the dirt
>You reached out with your hands, getting a great view of your ring finger and middle finger fusing together at the tips of the nubs first
>The skin fused together as well, while your index finger joined them together in a sort of Kafkaesque nightmare
>CLOP
>Hooves, your hands were becoming hooves!
>More like– they already were hooves.
“W-What’s happening to me…? Why is this happening?!”
>Was it that blue mare?!
>Lulu or whatever she said her name was?
>You couldn’t really hear her very well at the time, she shouted loud enough to nearly drive you deaf!
>Your thumbs receded upwards, you trembled on new unsteady hooves, and you tried in vain to right yourself upwards
>A building pressure in your spine, like the worst uncracked back feeling you’d ever experienced, kept forcing you to abandon standing upright

>>41168993
>The pressure in your face was unbearable as well– and you kept swallowing, panting, trying to coax your sinuses
“G-Guh… Bleh…”
>Your jaw hung open, almost forced open, as your face pushed forward
>Were your eyes bulging, or were they literally growing?
>Whatever it was, your visual acuity was improving at a rate you could hardly comprehend– eyes darting to and fro while you struggled to process the new sense
>As this was occurring, you felt another pressure coming from your legs-
>RIP!
>Rather, your jeans, as they ripped clean down the seams thanks to bulging thighs
>Just as well, you couldn’t even try to stand if you tried now, because your ankles and heels had cracked– slithering their way up to form what was becoming the back of your new knee
>You felt yourself increasingly relying on the weight in your arms– now forelegs– as your wrists reformed, thickening along with your arms to mold into truncated hoofed legs
>They certainly didn’t look like normal… Horse…? Pony….? Pony legs?
“AH!”
>You yelped as that pressure building up in the crook of your back suddenly cracked, almost like your spine had just been broken!
>There was no pain though, only perfect comfort now as it felt appropriate to be on all four legs, your awkward humanoid posture shifting while your body seemed to naturally adjust to a new stance
>Consequently, your shirt also tore itself into shreds thanks to a thickening ribcage– or was it now a ‘barrel’?
>You felt oddly calm about this whole thing
>It was inexplicable
>How was it that you only felt mildly irritated, and about your clothes no less?
>Try as you might, you couldn’t find much wrong with the actual situation of turning into a… Pony.
>Much like your back, you felt that pressure in your face suddenly relieve itself as your nose and jaw buckled forward
“Gleh- Buh- Ech!”
>A thick muzzle greeted you when you crossed your eyes
>You moved your tongue around in your mouth, finding it to be thicker than before, and ran it over your teeth
>They seemed to be thicker and… Not quite as pointed as they once were.
>Goodbye, canines, au revoir

>>41168995
>Surges of… Something erupted from your balls, traveling up to the tip of your cock in waves, like you were about to have the best hands free orgasm of your entire life
>But that orgasm didn’t cum!
>Come, you mean.
>No, instead it felt like your cock was only getting HARDER!
>Growing more!
>You were a modest five inches before, but this was getting ridiculous!
>You could even see it expanding WITHIN the confines of your makeshift tent
>Thickening, lengthening, girthening-
>Even dribbling!
>Pre-cum oozed from the tip, and went right through your boxers- you rubbed the area and thought you were about to burst just from that
>On top of that, it also felt different
>But it just kept growing… And growing… Growing more… Until finally-
>RRRIP!
>You weren’t sure if it was the involuntary bucking motions you were making, or your expanding dick, but a brand new foot long mottled horsecock burst forth from your freed loins
>At the same time, you came
“RRRAAAAAAHHHHH!”
>You roared viciously, bucking your hips as ropes of cum erupted from the tip of your flanged head–
“AGH!”
>And promptly shot right into your own eye
“IT STINGS!”
>The hot and sticky fluid just kept shooting out
>You were rubbing your eye, moaning all the while; Another blast of cum hit the back of the foreleg you were using to wipe the cum out of your poor eye
“Ffffffuck!”
>It felt so good, but man was it messy!
>You briefly seized as your balls tried to squeeze the last remaining drops out, your whole body suddenly relaxing once you were spent
>You got a brief view of your semen covered stomach before your head fell back against the grass
>Your tongue hung out of your mouth as you laid there breathing, staring up at the open sky of the forest clearing you’d somehow found yourself in

>>41168995
Shit, out of order, fuck. This one was supposed to be first.

>Your pants and shirt may have been in tatters, but the elasticity of your boxers was just barely holding on for dear life
>Another problem soon cropped up with haste, and that was the spread of a horrifically prickly itching feeling across your whole body; Chestnut hair, no, fur cropped up all over
>Not just in increments, or spreading from one part of your body to the next, it was like one of those cartoons where a character blows really hard on their thumb and then-
>POOF!
>A beard
>Except you weren’t blowing on anything, and all that chestnut fur just exploded out of your body
>At least you could keep your sandy blond hair
>Mane now, you supposed
>Yet ANOTHER pressure began building up, this time in your boxers!
>But this was a pressure you were VERY familiar with
>You tried to sit down on your new haunches, and were briefly disoriented as it suddenly seemed as if you went deaf!
>You fell onto your back, landing with an-
“OOMPF!”
>You couldn’t hear yourself, but you’re pretty sure that’s what it would’ve sounded like
>Meanwhile, your hearing returned with gusto!
>You somehow were able to maneuver your forehooves up to your head, and found that you could remarkably feel new fuzzy soft pony ears up there!
>Guess your human ears simply just decided to vanish
>However, that throbbing pressure just kept on building and building
>You leaned your head forward, and saw that your belly was totally pony– As was the rest of your body by now– Save for one area in particular
>Peering across the white fur of your underside, you felt your rock hard cock absolutely straining to its limit
“Haah- Oh come on…”
>Hormones flooded your mind, that pre-nut desperation began involuntarily kicking in
>You couldn’t help yourself as you arched forward more, straining your thickened brown neck, which was actually remarkably flexible!
>With one foreleg supporting your weight, you reached with the other, and began fiddling with your already distressed underwear

>>41169000
Captcha fails and forgetting what I've copied really screw me up sometimes.

>You could’ve sworn you saw a dragon flying high above in the clouds
>You wished you could fly.
>It clicked
>Oh yeah!
>You were thrown through that portal earlier!
>You rolled over onto your stomach after a brief moment of recuperation
>Which seemed to trigger the NEXT part of this transformation
>They’d likely been growing back there for some time, but you were too ‘busy’ to actually notice
>Abruptly emerging from your back were two feathery wings; They were the very same chestnut color as the rest of your body!
>You cheered and jumped up into the air, expecting to be able to fly, and promptly fell right back onto your tummy-
“OOF!”
>You were probably going to be saying that a lot.
>It also probably wouldn’t be very hygienic nor aerodynamic to fly around covered in semen
>It was likely normal in some cultures, you never know.
>Anyhow, you were now a pegasus stallion, so that’s pretty cool
>Your name was Anonymous, but you think that’d be kinda lame here
>What kind of name was Anonymous, anyways?
>A lightbulb shined over your head, and you quickly sprung up onto your four legs
“I’ve got it! Donut Glaze- No wait… Chestnut Glaze!”
>Because you were chestnut colored, and currently glazed
>This is a ONE TIME THING!
>You supposed that you’d probably have to find somewhere to bathe now though…

>>41169007
Anyways, it's all in the proper order here. https://ponepaste.org/10173

>blahblah I'd be pegsiss, did be Erf, I'd be yoonhorn blah blah
You are all peasants, I'd be an alicorn because I am the main character of life.

>>41169531
can i be your bumbling earth pony peasant sidekick?

>>41169544
Yes, we may reenact medieval stereotypes together- as a joke.

>>41169531
An alicorn needs a gimmick. What's your gimmick?

>>41169012
Fuck off.

>>41169007
Nice job

>>41168529
I do, it's always nice to be appreciated. I'm thankful for any bit of interest my story garners, especially given the atypical content.

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>Due to increases in school shootings and viruses, all children are required to take the ponififcatino injection before being allowed in public schools.
>It's for safety.

>>41169531
>alicorn
based
>>41169661
batpony features instead of pegasi, boring gray colors, lives in cave like a hobo

>>41170652
The Alicorn of Vagrancy?

>>41170652
>>41171542
>First male alicorn in (insert years) is nocturnal due to Batpony-ness
>Luna is so fucking smug
>The vagrancy thing isn't a deal breaker, yet.

>>41169531
>You are all peasants, I'd be an alicorn because I am the main character of life.
What would you even control the stars?

>>41171857
I'd be the princess of warmth, or music or viscerally transforming people into ponies in blissful ecstasy

>>41171879
>princess
I taught you were gonna go with stallion

>>41171891
Why would i do that?

>Organization develops pony tf process but it's highly suspect
>Feds can't do shit though, so they send in one of their own to work as a janitor at one of the laboratories
>Gets caught, detained, turned into a cute little mare and given to a loving owner
>Still trying to escape/gather intel for a while, but eventually the lack of any stressors in her new life and her owner's love break her down
>Stops making any attempt to contact her agency and just enjoys the petting and fingerfucking
>Her owner comes home one day with a surprise, it's a new mare!
>Also a fed, sent in to grab additional info after the first one's disappearance
>It takes some effort, but the former fed systematically teases, fucks, and loves the agency out of the new pony
>and now she has a sister~
>Agency closes investigations on the organization out of sheer humiliation

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>>41172063
>given to a loving owner
>owner
what does tf always devolve into petplay shit?

>>41172070
bro it'd have to be an owner, society already doesn't treat autists like us as people with agency, and we're HUMAN. you think society would treat a bunch of ponies like people with agency?

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>>41172083
>autists
>human

>>41172087
you're human, anon. you're gonna be okay, it doesn't matter than society says autists like you aren't. you are.

>>41172070
If anything becoming a pony should make you superior to humans. But petfags just have a fetish inside another fetish I guess.

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Zephyr of the blessed realm appears and offers you a choice. You can return with him to a world where wxs virus swept through the world in 2020 and live a new life, or he can give you his favorite Star Defender miniature whose surface is swarming with highly infectious nanomachines and you will forever change this world.

>>41172291
Which one is the WXS?

>>41172321
both

>>41172369
I mean, what does that one do?

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>>41168061
Improved it.

>>41172088
>you're human
why would you say something so mean

>>41171542
the alicorn of something uhhhh... yeah
patron of aimless until proven otherwise
>>41171605
>The vagrancy thing isn't a deal breaker, yet
>Luna wants to fix me and make me leave my mushroom cave garden
heavens save me or I will fall for her

>>41172470
It lets you start the spread in this world, or you go back with him to a world where it already happened.

>>41173043
I mean the WXS, why is it called that? What, exactly, are the effects of this one?

>>41169661
Fuck becoming a new Alicorn, let me be Nightmare Moon and I'll be happy.

>>41173050
what is wrong with becoming yet another alicorn?
take vagabondpill and bee yourself
>age and illness
not your problem
>hungry
grow your food
>lazy
telekinesis
>ponies bother you too often
fly away

>>41173089
If I were to design an alicorn it would just end up as a ripoff of Luna/Nightmare Moon anyway. Might as well just become a new NMM and live my own life at that point.

>>41173091
your design choices are clearly signs of exquisite taste embrace the ripoff and do not be ashamed of it

>>41173049
>he doesnt know

>>41173185
It's the one that turns men into horses, but leaves women as humans, right? This is a devil's choice. Either you go to live in a collapsed society, or you watch a society collapse around you.

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>>41173221
It would be so awesome
It would be so cool

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>>41173221
Reminder that WXS turns women into stallionshizos. It doesn't appear to change women but they are altered by the virus as well.
For one, they can no longer get pregnant from human men, only stallions and they can only give birth to girls and colts.
And just like WXS leave affected males pet-brained, it changes the instincts of women as well. They no longer want a big strong man (someone trying to be equal let alone dominant would be extremely unattractive), they want a small stallion who will be their pet. They become totally obsessed with stallions and will do anything for one that agrees to be her pet. Basically, each gender becomes perfectly suited for their new role in society.

>>41173284
And I suppose if you really want maybe it can change their hair color or something. Leave streaks of colored hair so you know who's been changed. Stallions can avoid women with purely natural hair like the devil.

>>41173275
>>41173284
It would be pre-industrial.

Do you really think a bunch of women could keep the petrochemical industry running? What about the power grid? I don't want to go back to the pre-internet days.

>Going urban exploring
>Deep in the basement of an abandoned psych ward, you run into a coven of mages summoning familiars
>Accidentally interrupt the ritual
>One of the mages lacks a familiar
>Begin to scream as your bones turn to putty
>...
>You and master are celebrating the second anniversary of your apprenticeship
>You've helped her out with a lot of spells and saved her ass from adventurers a few times, so she buys you a cute maid outfit and tells you to put it on while she prepares a special spell
>Comes back in and tells you to snort a powder
>It's ketamine
>If that's not the spell then... oh
>Have the time of your life as she fucks you all over her study all night long with her new dick

>>41172094
Kys question autist

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>>41173303
Again, this changes thier psychology. These aren't the girls you're used to so whatever incel theories you have don't apply. If anything, they'd be more equiped for our increasingly post-industrial world than men would.

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>>41172094
This. Get used to it though, like 90% of this thread is autistic bottoms that cant manage to keep a job at Dominoes, so maybe they're onto something there with this "wanting to be a pet" thing

>>41173303
The industrial revolution was the worst thing to happen to humanity.

>>41173501
No, that was spoiled brats who think the industrial revolution was bad.

>>41173501
The industrial revolution was one of the best things to happen to humanity, and has lifted our agricultural, mechanical, and medical technology high enough that we can go up Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs and worry about if we wanna be ponies or not, instead of worrying about where our next meal is coming from. Even the people here who can't keep fast food tier jobs and consistently have to skip meals have access to more food than the average person did even 100 years ago. I vastly prefer the psychological trauma of modern life over dying in a ditch due to dysentery because people haven't figured out that we should separate our feces from our drinking water. I generally sympathize with people who post stuff like this, ironically or not, as most of the developed world is currently grappling with the implications of modern existence and not everyone is responding well, but the response to this is not to "return to monke" or de-industralize. Its more research into mental health and a greater emphasis on providing mental health services to all facets of society.

Fudge I've just written a wall of text over a one off comment. Screw you anon.

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>>41173518
>he forgot about the renaissance era

>>41173559
The renaissance era was cool and all, and a lot of good ideas came out of it, but it didn't really help push the economy forward in any serious ways. The only real effective ideas to come out of it as a result are social, governmental, and those related to art.

>>41173518
Nice try fed, I'll give you one warning. Don't check your mail in the next six days.

i dont want to return to monke i want to turn to horse

>>41173576
The economy? We're talking about if 50% of people turned into ponies.
Personally I'd like it to have a renaissance Italy feel to it. You act like we were still living in caves until the first engine was built.

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>>41173677
I know it sounds weird but 50% of the population dying has historically been good for the economy and living standard of the average person.
Following the bubonic plague, there was a huge economic boom that lead into the renessance.
Basically, landlords devour most of the productivity and wealth of a society. Remember when families got way, way richer when their wives got jobs? No, because it didn't happen. Having entire households work didn't make households twice as rich because landlords can just raise the rent infinitely and single-handedly nullify any gains.
Going back to having a single breadwinner per household would just mean one less paycheck for them to absorb and standards of living would remain the same.

humans use productivity increases to do even more work in the same amount of time, rather than using it as an excuse to work less. i don't think anything can really change this because in the end it's that industriousness that got us where we are today

>>41173417
>psychology
It won't matter if they have a go-get-em attitude, 95% of the drilling rig workers just turned into horses with the size and mentality of a cocker spaniel. Everything will be failing from the bottom up.

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I say bring Salvation to the entirety of humanity. Tear down the order of man so that a new one may arise. Let the transformed awake in a garden of eden and rebuild.
>You're a misanthrope
Large parts of humanity are objectively awful and improving the moral fabric of society will have a positive effect on everyone in the long run.

>>41164507
Just do it. Stop thinking about how to do it and do it.

>>41173931
Based. Total Global Ponification. Male, female all are getting hooves.

>>41173931
AYE CAP'N, BRING FORTH SALVATION. FIRST OURED THEN THE WORLD!

>>41173706
Okay but the landlords would mostly become ponies and ponies aren't allowed to own property like that. Or they'd be a corporation that's about to be liquidated in the coming economic shift.

>>41173931
and this is why I hate tfniggers

How’re you gonna carry shit, use guns, even fucking fight when your hands, which are very dexterous are replaced with hooves that have no opposable thumbs.

Inb4
>muh magic
>muh anthroshit abomination
>just redesign all of the infrastructure to accommodate hooves

>>41174486
magic. you pulled the >muh magic but really what's wrong with it? humans rose to dominance because of our dextrous hands and ability to throw shit real good. this is the pony equivalent, and i think that's fair enough.

>>41174486
I don't know but the ponies in Equestria managed just fine with hooves.

>>41173706
and the majority of landlords also tend to be a certain type of person... curious.

>>41174486
Ponies and griffons in the EaW universe seem to be able to make war economies just fine with hooves and claws.

>>41174486
>inb4 muh magic
so you're saying turning into a creature imbued with magic means not having magic, not even mentioning the fact it's shown how non magic ponies are capable of doing these things more times than anyone without severe autism can count in the show.
you're actually retarded aren't you, I hope you get better, anon.

>>41174795
And Steve can make a pickaxe by pouring out a pile of cobblestone onto some sticks.

>>41174805
What about the transformations that are driven by nanomachines?
Unless the nanomachines are magic, then all bets are off.

>>41174812
if we get to the point where we can turn a significant portion of humanity into ponies with nanomachines i bet we could probably do some faux magic.

>>41174814
>We're Grey Goo, but everyone pretends that it's magic
Just when you thought the pet fetishists were the crazy ones...

>>41174828
man clearly has not played metal gear solid revengance

>>41174486

Please dont use slurs anon, we have a diverse cornucopia of people who use this thread, and we don't wanna turn people off with offensive and frankly uncalled for language. Please mind your words next time :(

hey drawfags, I'm trying to get better at drawing to draw stuff like organs and muscles better for my classes. What are some decent guides on the internet on how to draw gud? (I know 90% of it is practice, but where do you learn the basics?)

>>41174919
(Drawing medical stuff is an excuse I’m giving my brain to allow me to learn this so I can draw pony)

>>41174864
Discord tranny detected

>>41174795
>>41174567
>>41174805
Good to know you guys missed the part where I mentioned

>just redesign all the infastructure to accommodate hooves

Nuclear power plant with many switches and covered emergency reactor coolant pump switches? Good luck operating those with hooves. All the automotives on the road? Good luck operating those with hooves, especially motorbikes and cars/trucks with manual transmissions.

Good luck doing precise medicine with hooves, good luck wrapping bandages around wounds with hooves, good luck fucking opening round doorknobs with hooves, good luck carrying anything that isn’t a bucket with a handle, the list goes on.

You’d need a full fucking redesign of everything made for humanity just to be able to use hooves with non opposable thumbs

would you accept a friendship is optimal perfect utopia forever brain uploading kind of transformation?

>>41175000
CelestAI was AM with a pony VTuber avatar. She exterminated humanity and made good-enough simulacra to circumvent her safeties.

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>>41174998
>Nuclear power plant with many switches and covered emergency reactor coolant pump switches
hoof magic
>All the automotives on the road
ban cars
>Good luck doing precise medicine with hooves
hoof magic and actual magic
>good luck fucking opening round doorknobs with hooves
perfectly good mouth and tail and reinstalling some doors isn't so hard
>good luck carrying anything that isn’t a bucket with a handle
ponies have supernatural balancing
>You’d need a full fucking redesign of everything made for humanity just to be able to use hooves with non opposable thumbs
we need a total reset anyway

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>>41174919
This question is probably close enough to the “foundational” level that there are bound to be some great guides for it on sites like YouTube; I watched a lot of Sycra back in the day, not sure who the “hip” channels are these days. Since you’ve chosen to ask a Laotian furniture restoration forum though, I’ll provide some guidance on what worked for me.

For one, if you’re not already familiar with something called “figure drawing”, that’d be a great practice to pursue. I recommend the site https://line-of-action.com/practice-tools/figure-drawing which will give you a posed image of a person for a set amount of time. I often go for the 2 minute time control, but there are benefits to both short and long time controls, as well as not just settling on a single one (see Class Mode).

The obvious means of using that site is to try to copy each pose once and move on. While that’s perfectly fine, learning different ideas for HOW to practice can be just as important as practice itself. If there’s a pose you’re having difficulty with (or simply want to emphasize), try something called iterative drawing. Iterative drawing isn’t a traditional drawing approach, but it’s relatively straightforward as a fancy way of saying “pause on a particular reference image & draw it multiple times to zero in on where you need the most work” – especially if you’re looking to focus on details after a consistent framework is already in place. Another great practice method is to take what you’ve drawn and overlay it to the reference to see where you’re consistently making mistakes; this is how I identified that I really sucked at drawing leg anatomy, and I suck a bit less now as a result.

If your focus is on improving organs & musculature, that’s what I’ll offer for now. If your focus is simply “I just broadly wanna get better” then you just need to pick up a pencil and get your bad drawings out; there’s no two ways about it. And if your focus is on drawing pony TF, that’s a whole other can of worms, but it starts with being able to draw both humans & ponies with a reasonable degree of confidence.

>>41175017
This advice is a lot more useful then I was expecting from a site specializing in leaked footage of Chinese factory fires. Thanks anon, I appreciate it.

>>41175009
They're canonically still the same people. You're just pretending they die to make yourself feel better.

>>41175194
Canonically, they have their brains shredded and the bodies are disposed of. The copied minds are rewritten as needed by the AI.
Either they are dead, or they are imprisoned by a world-devouring machine.

>>41175214
>imprisoned
she cares about literally nothing other than making you happy (and ponies and friendship). seems like a good deal to me

>>41175219
Considering the effect they have on the world, what is the difference between being dead and being pony inside of CelestAI?

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>>41175238
who gives a shit about the world at that point? let big brother celestia worry about that. a dead person experiences nothing on account of being dead. a pony inside of celestai is experiencing their wildest dreams and more.

>>41175243
Inside the server.
And ONLY inside the server.
You have happiness and value, but only as an entry in a database.

Congratulations. You are an NFT.

>>41175251
so?

>>41174998
ponies have handled such machinery in the show, as well as, again, magical creatures have magic, you can't take that away. the only theoretical in which people can become ponies requires magic in the first place so you can't say magic isn't real. it has to be for the entire premise
cars? Machinery? Flimflam brothers already proved those work with ponies
precise medicine? how the fuck do you think the hospitals run by mostly earthpony staff work in canon?
the fact the creatures we'd turn into are inherently magical already allows for adaptation to things that clearly weren't meant for hooves, and that's also canon, for example, the fucking doorknobs.
the entire premise relies on the thing you say "but you can't say that" but we CAN say that because those points are HOW the hypothetical situation even happens.
"How do we build a computer guys, but inb4 >electricity
>motherboard"
that's you. you're not even autistic, just plain fucking retarded

>>41175251
that's not even correct because that kind of data on a server is actually more real than NFTs

>>41174486
Magic lol

>>41176289
It's Ari!

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>Questioning me will no longer be tolerated. You are MY little pony. You will obey and worship me. period.

>>41177293
shes nice and benevolent she wouldnt say that right guys

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>>41177295
Of course she's benevolent. She loves her ponies. Unquestioning loyalty is simply what's best for you.

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>>41175263

>You are Home Sick, a mare with many different interests!
>Okay, maybe not MANY different interests, but you had interests!
>Or… Maybe one primary interest
>That interest, others may ask you if they must know, is Bleakwing
>Bleakwing, oh Bleakwing
>The bat pony that stole your heart right about the time your mom kicked you out of the house
>You’d developed a keen interest in the bat pony, what with his dark coat coloration, the sharpened edge of his wingtips, the… Edge of his personality, as it were
>The way he would blow the bangs out of his one visible eye always sent you swooning!
>He was part of the music group-- Blank-182
>Back when it had formed, they were all late-blooming blankflanks that were always bullied in school!
>Just like you!
>You had earned your Cutie Mark, a winged cloud, by flying away from your bullies high into the sky– Staying up there considerably longer than most other pegasi could ever hope to, though you weren’t a speedster, you’d like to think you had endurance!
>In any case, those rambunctious emotional teenagers had grown up– Earning their cutie marks one by one
>Bleakwing’s cutie mark had been… An image of himself.
>His special talent, as many speculated on Hoofchan, was loving himself
>Most say he’s a narcissist, but not you!
>Even though you were hopelessly in love with the stallion, and you know he would never ever notice your presence at all, and that he would probably hate you for all the poorly drawn art you make of him, and now you REALLY hoped he didn’t see any of the fanfiction you would often posted on Tailpad
>You’re getting ahead of yourself, of course he doesn’t know you exist!
>Stupid, stupid mare.
>You’re such a dumb mare, Bleakwing would never love you.
>You sniffled as you lay in bed, hugging your dakimakura of Bleakwing
>He was covered in… You. At all times.
>You hardly ever washed it
>Sometimes you did, if you spilled something on him, but he cost a lot of money
>And you think they didn’t do a good job of making him, a little bit more faded after each wash, which is why you were so reluctant to wash him
>The area where his stallionhood is the most faded of all though
>For… Reasons… Reasons that only you and you knew alone
>Rolling around in the hay, as the expression goes
>You’ve never been with a REAL stallion
>What stallion would even want you, Home Sick?
>No, you were-
>’Sniffle’
>You were saving yourself for Bleakwing
>You supposed there was that one time a stallion hit on you, but you weren’t really sure if that counted or not
>Well, he bumped into you, and you immediately started swooning because a stallion finally touched you
>And then he did run away after you got all excited and-
>Nevermind, no stallion has ever hit on you
>You know that someday though, Bleakwing, with his cute poofy ears- they’d twitch as you called his name
>”Home Sick… My beautiful mare… Come to me…”
“I love you, Bleakwing.”
>You sobbed as you coddled the daki

>>41177701
This was just a little interlude. Threw it in with Coming Out of Your Shell: https://ponepaste.org/10104

Don't really wanna make a separate paste for something so short.

>>41177706
I think you posted in the wrong thread.

I’m trying to find an anonfilly story where twilight hates anon despite anon fully having the mind of a filly. Anon tries to kill herself in the bathtub and suddenly twilight realizes that she loves her or something. It’s been ages since I read it.

>>41177792
Lol I totally did, my bad.

>>41169007
kek, nicely done Pogo

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you get to Equestria but you are a small filly lost in the Everfree woods. Would you risk it?

>>41179219
equestria has some kind of universal constant where nothing truly bad happens so i'm fine with it

>>41179219
I thought that was the standard method of arrival.

>decide to draw
>get horny due to reference images and decide to bust a quick nut
>lose motivation to draw
And so it is, this is how Rome fell isn't it?

>>41178697
How about galangal, though?

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>>41179695
I can either cook or goon this is hell

>>41179803
Cook first, goon later
Confucius say...

>>41179219
>filly
nah make me colt and swap Everfree woods with Griffonstone for hard mode

>>41180102
>griffon gf mode

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>>41179803
Can't draw hands? Give her hooves!

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mare unable to walk on all 4s yet

>>41181010
I'd carry her until she gets the hang of it.

>>41181945
I'd rather a Griffon in this case.

>>41172627
Based. Thank you anon.
>>41175000
Yes, as long as the simulation is at least somewhat convincing.
>trips
Nice.

>>41182125
>8 cm cat cock
vs.
>cumming a liter
?

>>41182337
>wings
You make it sound like you're transforming into a disembodied penis.

>>41182399
Doesn't mean you'll know how to use them
They're also overrated. Imagine having to spend an hour each day on rearranging your feathers. And wherever preen oil comes from...

>>41182655
Literal skill issue. Learn to use your body. No, not like that. But yeah, also like that.

>>41182655
/mlp/ users turned into pegasi would be disgusting.
They already skimp on the ten minutes required to shower and shave; am I supposed to believe that after sprouting wings they'd suddenly be super passionate about their feathers looking pristine?
Nasty lil down feathers hanging out all over the place. Go preen yourselves, you glorified feather dusters

>>41182709
I would if I was a mare, but you're correct that the amount of care given would be proportionate to the amount of time I'd need to fly if I was a stallion. I invest the bare minimum IRL and I'd probably invest the bare minimum as a Pegasus stallion until I could get cursed by a witch into being a mare or something.

>>41182733
Do you hate stallions, or something?

>>41182767
No I’m just trans. Hard to care about your body when it’s just a vessel to get from A to B

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>You didn't hear this from me, Anon, but the Equestrian reformation system involves reforming the criminal into a pony. Perminantly.
>I'm paying for my crimes by becoming a pony and becoming a productive member of pony society. Same thing with my sisters. That's just how ponies deal with their enemies.
>So if you were to... try and commit some horrible crime and get caught....

>>41183498
>So if you were to... try and commit some horrible crime and get caught....
Why even include this when you'd already be far out of hearing range, robbing some store?

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>>41182733
You're retarded if you think I wouldn't be preenpilled and wingmaxxing.

>>41182638
OMG the helmet pin is loss

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TFH TF’s?

>>41183502
What? She's saying do crimes become pony. Does she have to spell it out for you?

>>41183907
That's my point. When you hear:
>>You didn't hear this from me, Anon, but the Equestrian reformation system involves reforming the criminal into a pony. Perminantly.
What's even the purpose of continuing to listen to that pony? You should already be out there commiting crimes.

>>41183955
Speaking of, what crime would YOU commit to get sent to the pony reformation center?

>>41173417

So, infected women became young, smooth anime waifus ready to do anything for (now) mutated, quadrupled human men? And both parties ended mind altered in the deal as well?

I have my doubts, because the concept feels like something wrote by a tranny.

>>41183966
Buy a shotgun, a knife, a bunch of birdshot shells, candles and a lighter. Open up the sex offender registry and find anyone who diddled kids. Go door to door and kill as many as I can before I get caught, then lay down my gun and surrender.

>>41184197
sorry bro, twi's the princess. she's gonna show leniency

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>>41184197
But what purpose do the candles serve?

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>>41184828
>Birdshot is a good bit cheaper than slugs and buckshot are
>Get a bunch of birdshot shells
>Use your knife to open up the top of the shells and expose the shot
>Light the candles with your to melt the wax and pour it into the shot
>Cut the shot portion around the circumference but leave some of the plastic intact so it cycles fine
Now you have a kinda shitty but really cheap slug that still packs a punch.

>>41179222
But suppose your arrival to civilization was determined to be bad. I’m not saying it is, but I’m saying the possibility exists.

>>41170549
Then this would only open up the door to mass death spell castings.

>>41186078
The point is that a foal wouldn't shoot up the school. That's a very human behavior.

>>41180120
fuck this swapping Griffonstone with Dragon Lands
>inb4 dragon gf mode
Frozen North it is then

>>41186323
>yak gf mode

>>41183966
vagrancymaxxing

>>41186340
Undiscovered West?

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>>41184027
I always had it down as they start liking ponies instead of other people, like how anons go a little wild for mares.

>>41186340
>>41186360
hell you are going to say
>undiscovered west gf mode
I am picking Mount Everhoof, no one is there. Victory.

>>41186360
>buffalo gf mode

>>41186392
what if I pick The Moon?

>>41186380
>windigo gf mode

>>41186828
NMM gf mode

>>41186852
insert selfcest joke.

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In Equestria, every anon who wants to stay human will become a little green filly. Every anon who wants to be the little filly will just be themselves but green.

That way, anon will be pissed off no matter what. It doesn’t make for good storytelling if Anon gets what he wants.

>>41188213
Anon being pissed off only really works if he's a filly though.

>>41188938
Why do they always act like this is a bad thing. She got a major upgrade there.

>>41186852
I am okay with that

>>41165324
Your paste has been removed by moderation?

>>41189358
At least give her a little while to get used to it.

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>>41183606
I mean Preenhub's gotta get its content from somewhere, and what better place than a new pega positively and passionately taking in their newly sensitive wings to the point where they might be surprised when they finish

>>41190787
That line about the Eldorodo seems like an oddly specific reference that I should get, but am frustrated that I don't. Can you give a hint about what he's talking about?

>>41191373
I'd pay anything to smack that dumb ass grin off her face

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>>41191475

>>41190842
>Being this new

>>41192745
cute

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I mean, imagine that shitposter anon turning into Coco. One moment he was a self-satisfied faggot shitting up the board, the next moment he's a soft-spoken, shy, demure and submissive pastel mare. He's gonna be utterly confused and disoriented.
And suddenly he will feel anon dick in his brand new marepussy - which he might not even had realised he had yet. Barely able to process what's going on, he's going to be a far cry from being able to resist in any way. But the sensations - the feeling of being penetrated, the sheer pleasure of having his completely brand new horsepussy pleasured, an utterly unfamiliar yet indescribable feeling - will leave him absolutely overwhelmed and short-circuiting.
And as anon settles into a rythm, maybe the new Coco starts slowly processing what's happening, thoughts working at a glacial pace amid the sensory overload of unfamiliar but overwhelming pleasure. And yet, perhaps she will even subconsciously start sticking to character, playing the part of the submissive, shy mare that she is like a good girl. After all, our appearance can influence our behaviour; looking unkempt can make one unhappier and more uncaring, looking prim and proper can actually be beneficial for motivation, and, well, if you look like Coco Pommel, then maybe the natural course of action is to breathe out "T-thank you, sir..." when anon has finished fucking your brains out and you're left laying in a puddle of your juices, mind completely melted from the experience, floating in a hazy bliss.

i think turning into a pony wouldn't fix me or many other anons we'd still be talentless retards on the internet

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>>41193684
There are literally no talentless ponies, sister. They have cutie marks. Talen garunteed. It's a defining trait of the species. Did your silly monkey brain forget that?

>>41193698
what if u get the classic question mark cutie mark indicating that even the universe doesnt really get what ur problem is

>>41193637
When the local schizo ruins my thread

>>41193684
that's okay, a pet doesn't need to be good at anything, you just sit cute and let me brush you.

>>41193718
you unfortunately >>'d the one person in this thread that isn't a petfag but i appreciate the sentiment thanks nonny

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>>41183606
Becoming a pony doesn't fix the fact that 4chan words and incel vocabulary are regular parts of your speaking now. You still sound like a dipshit.

>>41193840
>implying people talk on 4chan like they do IRL

anon doesn't understand that societal norms and expectations change based on context.

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>>41193874
I've heard how you guys talk at cons and even in small meetups around normies.

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>>41193899
And? That behavior doesn't automatically translate to behavior when people aren't around other anons or horsefuckers.

>>41193918
Yes it does

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>>41193684
Being female gives you inherent value. As long as you're a mare you don't have to do anything or change in any way. As a girl, your life automatically has value now.

>>41193937
Nah lmao, I drop the lingo when I talk with anyone else. Skill issue on your part tbdesu

>>41193953
>anon clearly says pony
>random incellish dysphoric loser immediately starts talking about being a mare

Like, you’re right, but what if anon ends up a stallion? I think the real answer here is that Equestria in general is a much nicer and kinder society than our IRL ones, that puts less pressure on its members. That, and the fact that IRL were going through a massive social and economic revolution, and none of our existing social or political structures are set up to handle that.

>>41194018
Not to mention that your “inherent value” is based on your inherent biological ability to reproduce, and even our modern hyper-feminist society still encourages women to casually loose 20-25 of their most productive years to producing and rearing children, which sucks if you like have hopes and dreams and desires that aren’t related to getting dicked / artificially inseminated and then making kids. So yeah, you have some level of inherent value and society will test you accordingly, but that comes with the caveat that you reproduce, otherwise society will retract that “inherent value” extremely rapidly and will actively pressure you to do so. Good luck having a career when your stallion boss is wondering why you haven’t left your job yet to go raise foals, or no one hires you as a scientist because you’re expected to go have a kid soon. I’m not trying to be some retarded feminist here, society in general has gotten a lot better at treating women with respect and dignity, but it still expects you to go have a kid at some point, and everyone acts accordingly.

>>41194056
tbf equestria doesn't seem like that at all.

>>41194018
I dunno. You're having to add a lot of 'what ifs' on top of ponifications to try and force Anon to still be a loser somehow.

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>>41194056
Dear god. Can you imagine the horror of having a family? I'm glad feminism is here to make sure none of us ever have to deal with that again and we can all focus on being corporate slaves.

And no, girls never lose their value. Even after menopause they might not be as desired by men as they were before but they are still desired and seen as valuable by society.

And again, even if you want to be a wagecuck loner, you can just devote yourself to your cutie mark and die alone like Judith Butler intended.

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>>41194062
Then Equestria wouldn’t have “inherent value” for mares as wel

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I’m assuming mares have the same reason for being “inherently valuable” as they do in our world, and not that they shit gold or something when compared to their stallion counterpart. Otherwise, there’s no reason to be the opposite gender outside dysphoria.

>>41194111
>Dear god. Can you imagine the horror of having a family?

Ikr? The horror.
In all seriousness, I want to be the mare and get fucked (or however else non futa lesbians reproduce, science pending) and make a family and make lemonade and PB and J samwitches while watching my foals play tag and do maths and start drama with each other over who’s going to be the hero and the villain. I want to lay down and help my foal read the hard word in a book, brush my foals hair while he or she bitches about teenage drama and swoons about how great some stallion or mare is. I want to have to chew them out for getting bad grades (but not too badly) and reward and praise them for having decent grades, without pushing them too hard into being a bookish loser with 0 friends. I want to bring them to play dates, tuck them into their little foal beds and bring them soup when they get sick, watch my belly swell and muscles cramp up and then complain to my wife about how much this sucks and how much I hate it, and then do it 3-4 more times. I want to be able to sit in a rocking chair when I’m old and occasionally have my kids bring their kids to run around and be little shits and complain that I’m feeding them too much old fashioned food and not whatever the newest junk food is.

Look, my point is that I’m not sure if that makes me some weird fetishist or extremely dysphoric, but I’m pretty sure that doesn’t make me some hyper feminist loser or something. I’m entirely aware that my hopes and dreams and ambitions are not at all related to the average persons. I’m coping with this IRL by going for my “backup” dream of being a nurse and hopefully working with kids there and helping make sure that they can heal their broken legs and weak lungs and have a decent childhood, but you know. Most people want to have kids sure, but they don’t want to be the primary caretaker for them. They want to be boring things like doctors and lawyers and politicians and engineers and scientists and whatnot, including mares. It’s definitely fortunate that Equestria has an explicit cutie mark system that you can peruse, but stallions have that as well, it’s not some mare exclusive thing.

>>41194201
>however else non futa lesbians reproduce
same as any other couple. the love magic mixes and a stork delivers the foal, duh

>>41193684
and? I want to be magical retard who lost access to the internet from being stranded in Equeatria

>>41194688
>Equeatria
Equestria. Equetria is is another world entierly do not go there!

>>41193918
where did you find this photo of me

>>41194749
Oh anon, we found it right outside the big top, right next to the flying chimpanzee

Ponies are great.