>Really? A grown adult is confronting his daughters bullies? Thats pretty pathetic anon. What are you going to do? If you touch us the guards will haul your smelly primate hide to the dungeons and little Nonnymess will go the rest of her life without a dad. Think carefully about what you do. Now be good so you can sit here and watch us make fun of her for having an ape for a father.
>>41193577I mean the only feasible way I would have a kid is a crime anyway.Can't hurt to do it again.
>>41193577I gave my little filly permission to beat your asses I just wanted to come here and watch.
>>41193577Okay, so when do you molest me in front of her and tease her about how Daddy apparently loves you more than her?
>>41193577The only disadvantage of not being a dragon is that you don't have two dicks to use two fillies as cocksleeves at once.
>>41193577I don't have to touch you>blasts Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon with american magic that makes them both morbidly obese
>Anon is married to Derpy>Dinky constantly gets made fun of for having a clumsy mom and a retarded ape as a stepdad Being Dinky is suffering.
>>41193812I cast high fructose corn syrup!
>>41193577>"Diamond, sweetie, your mother and I are getting a divorce. You can see her every other weekend. Me and Anonymous are getting together, so he's going to be your new second daddy."
>>41193577>Ties them up and enages in some father-daughter bonding by >rape ing the both of them together
>>41193825Oh!>smilesThen I'm asking for a divorce from both of you, according to the royal legislation in vigor, art. 311b in emancipation and 728, 731 in disbranchment procedure. I'm not excluding of course a fiinancial support and/or sharing of assets as the law permits me in the situation of a gay marriage, which sadly is your right.
>>41193879>>41193875I want Diamond Tiara to let me suckle from her adolescent breasts.
>>41193577>Rape.
>rape bullies, then >rape Silver
>>41193879>read the law revision in detail>art 728-3 on child disengagement for insecurity and preservation implies to have an adoption plan>need to find a mother and father ASAP>728-4b stipulates we got to be the same or equal species and raceSorry, Derpy and Twi.>go propose to Pinkie Pie to become her mom
>>41193881Okay, anything you want, just get me out of here. I disown my family.Just don't bite it, okay?
>>41193577>>41193819Teach your kid to throw hands.
>>41193577Child Protective Services is a wonderful thing, brat. Think your parents need an interview.
>>41193915You can teach your kids to stand up for themselves without resorting to violence. Please leave your human desire to destroy things at the portal entrance to Equestria.
>>41193879You're being turned over to Ponyville orphanage to live with Scootaloo.
>>41193935But mom, actual bullies only understand violence and pain and can't be reasoned with words and logic.>>41193941Death threats now? well you'll be sent to mental asylum after your ex wife and my ex mother will get married next week with the judge that keeps shaggin' on her for several months! yes hello I know things too so I'm grabbing the ejection lever right now or I will have no legacy at all.
>>41193977Daughter lacks snowpity, it is too late to abort.She must be unbirthed
>>41193977>words and logicWho said anything about that? It's already proven in the show that if you make the bullies look like a fool they back off. Or by making yourself look cool they want to be your friend. You know, instead of physically abusing a child.
>>41193577nah>stab
>>41193825mr rich is a simple business model, and for that he is interesting
>>41193577>tfw no bully fil to find the chink in my armor and break me down >until, when she demands I eat her sweaty, summery ass crack, I submit
>>41193935What the other guy said. Bullies only understand the assocciation of an action with pain.
>>41193577Did your mother not tell you to not to be rude to adults? I guess I could wash your mouth with soap to fix that.
>>41193977I will blow up your house
>>41194221SilverSpoon will cyberbully you, troon you and you will kys yourself to death.
>>41193577>BLAM!>in an instant the white fence behind silver spoon was painted red with the contents of her skull>the gun is heavy in anons hands>heavier than its ever been>and it was like time slowed with the beating of his own heart>he just blew a fillie's head off right in front of a whole school of foals and their teacher>his daughter stayed home today>it was the fourth day in a row this week that she had told him she didnt want to go>his ears were still ringing from the shot>in all the years he had been in equestria he had never used his gun in front of anypony>he did it to keep them ignorant to the power he held>it was the only thing he brought to equestria >because he knew he would need it some day>and he was right
>>41194239I'll blow up Silverspoon's house too, you are a small horse, you could never stop me.
>>41194430Congratulations! You just turned SilverSpoon into your mortal enemy.She will ruin your life, and will to zap you at all costs. You will burn from the inside as she shoot you with her phaser.
>>41193577anyone who is mean to my daughter is getting >rapedfilly or not, i will administer justice for my daughter
>>41193935>lecture bully>doesn't get through>involve bully's parents>bullying worsens out of retaliation or parents beat them>narc to the ponice>they play the victim and force you to develop a real legal case (doomed to fail catastrophically since DT has rich parents and in the majority of cases the most well funded lawyer is the winner)Just fucking fight them. The only universal language is pain. Shrinking violets aren't gonna be left alone no matter what they do.>t. bullied so hard I got expelled for a rumor my bullies circulated about me and I was assaulted and robbed in the bathroom twice at the next school
>>41194613that's a crime, you can't do that
>>41194659do you live in hell?>get bullied in school>tell parents>parents tell guidance counselor>bully moved classes>see bully in school>just ignores me noweasy
Silver Spoons genitals
>>41194669Worse. California. The rumor they circulated was that I threatened to rape my crush. They waited over a month after the alleged threat to say anything. So the principal grilled me for two hours demanding EVERY DETAIL of a day a month prior. I literally had one person I talked to at all and I didn't know how sex even worked yet, but they got me expelled, only to tell the principal 3 days later they 'misidentified' me. But I knew it was intentional, because they targeted me all semester using their grades and reputation with faculty as social leverage.
>>41193577Aww. You sound very rehearsed. Just like someone planted those words right into your cute little mouth. What's wrong? Have ponies not been paying you enough attention lately? Feeling unloved? Are you trying to be more like your beautiful mommy?In that case, you can scream, if you'd like to. But it didn't help her either.>rape
>>41194681personally, I think you should have bombed their house
>>41193881>breastsbreasts are on the chest, hence why they're called chicken breasts
>>41195313One day...but hell, it's been almost 15 years. I can't remember their faces or names anyway. They're probably moved to somewhere like Fallbrook while I'm stuck here, rich fucking twats.
>>41193577
>>41194667Splendid, Anon! You are now filled with fear and shivers by understanding the repercussions of such actions by the demonstration of a fraction of an unicorn's magic in the hooves of an insignificant, weak and dumb filly.As for the classification of crime, the Laws in Equestria states anypony have the right if not the obligation to defend their property by any means they seem appropriate-including lethal force. But let's get more deep, how would you have deescalated before this demonstration of sheer power that makes your Colt® M1911 look like a toy?>>41194669Bully does not work like this. Bully won't be reasoned with morals or feelings Anon.The incapacity of a school to enforce rules and morals, and not taking firm actions against a bully is to be blamed here, if you live in a care bears world, the grizzly will beat the fuck out of them and will not be reasoned with speeches about kindness and friendship, god forbid a guidance counselor, Anon.But as a bully I have ethics, see this as some kind of social Dare-winnism : It is necessary to bully anypony who's not working hard enough in class or not paying attention or being generally dumb, bully a pony who's being cringe or misbehave, bully a jock or an emo or a spoiled brat ( You have no idea how much I bullied Diamond Tiara ) Never bully anypony because of physical properties. Never engage in physical bullying. Never bully anypony with higher grades. Never bully anypony who say>please no bulli>>41194402Go ahead, killing me won't change the fact you are a terrible, absent father raising a weak cringelord, unable to defend itself, fearing comfrontation, being comforted into being cringe, living a miserable life, assisted, inapt to defend herself, and become a SJW which is another grade of bully on the long term, hating you anyways. I am
>>41196278Best bully.
>>41196278>( You have no idea how much I bullied Diamond Tiara )based
>>41196278>if you live in a care bears world, the grizzly will beat the fuck out of them and will not be reasoned with speeches about kindness and friendship, I love this guy. Print this.
>>41196278>>41194613Never fuck with a bully with a lazor gnu
>>41196513You have to be bullied to be a good bully. Then you understand your mortal enemy are other bullies.Jessi-K is a bully by example, hating the smart and skilled ones.Hence we need more bullies against bullies. If you bulli a poni he will bulli bully.Do you follow so far?The bully will bully bully. This is where the real thing go
>>41193577Really, you have my sympathy, spoon horse. It's unfortunate that you seem to be unwilling to do anything to better yourself. I will always love and support my daughter, and she will grow to be a wonderful mare. You, on the other hand, are doomed to a reality where you are unloved by your family, where your only "friend" abuses you to nurse her ego, where all relationships ponies have with you will be for personal gain rather than genuine care, and where you, at the end of the day, will be nothing more than an unloved orifice capable only of spouting shit. Moreover, you're never even going to understand love, because you have the emotional range of the teaspoon emblazoned on your flank.Anyway, I'm not going to hurt you today. I'm here to warn you that if you so much as breathe in my daughter's general direction again, you will disappear, and the method will be such that life continues on quite normally without you. Kindly relay that information to your mistress as well.As a new hobby, may I suggest any manner of self improvement? Ta-ta.>I walk away with my filly sitting on my shoulder, showering her with affection
